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|keep=#{{Keep}} Way to start drama with a VFD nom, Lyrithya. Also, as a regular consumer of ketchup, I regularly struggle with the substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle, so bleh. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''02:05, 27 August 2011''</small>
 
|keep=#{{Keep}} Way to start drama with a VFD nom, Lyrithya. Also, as a regular consumer of ketchup, I regularly struggle with the substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle, so bleh. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''02:05, 27 August 2011''</small>
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The substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 23322 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Way to start drama with a VFD nom, Lyrithya. Also, as a regular consumer of ketchup, I regularly struggle with the substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle, so bleh. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:05, 27 August 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 02:52, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Just not funny; what attempts there are appear little more than clichéd silliness. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:27, 27 August 2011
Comments

CSI: Miami

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 23329 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Okay, I'm really starting to get pissed here. Not only is this article a pile of shit, but it had an ICU added to it twice, only to have it removed almost immediately by the writer. Now it's to old for an ICU. So if you ask me, this article needs to be deleted, and the writer needs a good spanking. --Tophat headless 18:18, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Real Hip-Hop

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 23372 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. This seems bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:46, 24 August 2011
    That would be because it is, sweet♥ ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 07:01, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Bleah! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 15:18 August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote List cruft. --Tophat headless 17:58, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Meringue

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 23389 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's literate; it's silly; it doesn't rely on a bunch of in-jokes, randomness, or offensiveness . . . it could use work, but it's not bad. --Sloublues 20:25, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. What? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:21, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote No. Just... no. --Tophat headless 18:00, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. no. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:36, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I don't feel strongly enough about this page to vote on it, but whilst it's short, it's an article full of puns. Meringue in Scotland: See, the joke is..."is it a cake or a meringue" would sound like "is it a cake, or am I wrong?" if said with a Scots brogue. (Maybe.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 05:45, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

The Minority Report

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 23389 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Some of it is rather amusing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:12, 27 August 2011
Delete (5)
  1. If not delete, then a lot of fucking cleanup. Yes, I get the joke, but in the end it just makes Uncyclopedia look like a wholly offensive pile of shit. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:13, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote It's like Encyclopedia Dramatica jacked off in the general direction of Uncyclopedia, and missed — but li'l spatters of splooge still managed to land here, and created this page. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 05:56, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small AGH, MY EYES!!  Somebody please get rid of it! Now! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 15:12 August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote Da fuck? --Tophat headless 18:03, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:56, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 23402 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I always had a feeling that this page was a load of stupid crap. Guess I wasn't wrong. --Scofield & Dudes 17:28, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:44, 23 Aug
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I vaguely remember this being on VFD at some point during Spike's era. It was crap then and it's still crap. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:25 August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Hey, I lost my virginity whilst watching this TV show. How dare you people. Yes this article is a giant steaming turd made from a pile of smaller turds, but...tell you what: gimme three months, and I'll rewrite the shit out of it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:42, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
    What you did whilst you watched this show, doesn't count as losing your virginity. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:53, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
    But...but...she put down the eggbeaters, wiped off the daffodil purée, and said with a wink, "You're not a virgin anymore, sweetie!" ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 05:48, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

The Gay Team

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 23411 hours
Keep (2)
  1. I love it when a plan comes together. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
    Ha ha ha ha ha! Pun! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:50, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I love it when a plan, fucks you up the smut pipe. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:41, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote This is the one that really should go. Why? Because it's GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!! Also, it's not an in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. fuck 'em all. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:58, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Also not an in-joke. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:41, 23 Aug
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:02, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

The AAA-Team

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 23423 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Another in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Baleet. It's pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:20, 22 Aug
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:58, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Ye Olde Unfunny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:04, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • This is not an in-joke. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:39, 23 Aug
    I'm not really sure why I like these... I guess it's because these were among the first Uncyc articles I ever read. I remember AAAAAAAAA! having a link to them, so I always considered them to be in-jokes. That, and the fact that I found them all to be hilarious. But alas, times change... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:21 August 24, 2011 (UTC)

The AAAA-Team

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 23423 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per it being an in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. In-joke, obvious keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:40, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:18, 22 Aug
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. fuckery. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:57, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per it being an in-joke from 2006 that's not funny anymore. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:45, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's grown a full set of whiskers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:05, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
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