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A Bridge Too Far

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 30167 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Horribly written with no significance to itself, huff please. JebusCryst 23:12, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Nomination is moot; Admin granted author's request. Spıke ¬ 23:16 7-Nov-10

HowTo:Prepare Instant Jihad

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 30170 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dingus McBadwriter saw these words being used on CNN and decided it would be funny to arrange them into a list, then into a recipe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:07, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
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sorry, wrong one. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:24, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Randy Marsh

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 30170 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Smite lightning Smite. 100% wrong. Instead of original humor this is just a series of recaps of South Park gags involving the character Randy Marsh. It's not telling jokes. It's not even telling old jokes badly. It's like saying "Remember that old joke about the priest and the rabbi playing golf? Remember how funny it was. That was a funny joke. Hey, remember that joke about the guy who gets a Cadillac in heaven? That was also funny." --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:56, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree with the Count. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:27, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above; an unfunny report on unoriginal funniness. Spıke ¬ 22:53 7-Nov-10
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MC Brineshrimp

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 30170 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not wiggidy wack, just the regular kind. A feeble idea, executed poorly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:38, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pickled crap.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:37, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Brineshrimp" occurs six times in Wikipedia, none of them having to do with rap. I was going to abstain as I don't know the genre and can't tell how well the article relates to reality. It seems there is no such reality; this is a random bio of a totally made-up character, unless the repeated references to Indie record labels is real, in which case this guy is very minor. Spıke ¬ 23:36 7-Nov-10
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Lamb Chop (puppet)

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 30170 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hey, look! A children's TV character that's actually a junkie, whore and homosexual. What a refreshing and new idea. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:32, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh, so that is an actual subject? I say kill on account of stupidity. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 19:39 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Someone plugged their shit mixer in for this one. Unfunny template abuse--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:47, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dysfunctional but totally random biography for Shari Lewis's puppet. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Nov-10
Comments
  • I scrubbed the quotes and the intro, but the rest of the article still proves that sociopathy (with no relation to reality) is between trite and unfunny. Attempts to rescue will be hindered by the fact that no one remembers this kiddie show of 40 years ago, and by the usual problems writing funny stuff about a show that was funnier. Spıke ¬ 23:19 7-Nov-10
    • FYI Lamb Chop remained a moderately popular puppet up to 1998 in the Shari Lewis produced PBS Show Charlie Horse Music Pizza. The only reason that show was abruptly canceled was Shari's declining health and untimely death later that year. I'd bet a very large number of Uncylopedia's users know about Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:15, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

Pocket pool

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 30170 hours
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very weak listcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:13, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Aye... it could have made for a commentary on all those pointless sports games, but it just comes across as made up silliness and devolves into a bit of list. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 19:31 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rubbish that doesn't even get to the level of objectionable.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:50, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful article on Pocket Pool is written without any double entendres regarding the real-life pastime, by an author obviously too young even to be acquainted with the game pieces. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Nov-10
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HHF

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 30171 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Latest versions are pure BUTT POOP!!! Versions from as far back as 2006 are still mostly unfunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:54, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Ugh What? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:04, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 19:29 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.A piss potpourri of patheticisms. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:57, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. As with Sycamore last week: Junior Uncyclopedia author gets pwned by Modusoperandi and takes it out on the reader. Spıke ¬ 23:08 7-Nov-10
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Irken Empire

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 30240 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It sucks, but not enough to delete it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 4 November 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. The guy put too much work into this to huff. Ain't fair, ain't fair I tells ya. But nobody will ever read it, so no harm no fowl. Aleister 1:25 5 11
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not as bad as the others; it'll do for now. I wouldn't be against someone rewriting it, of course, but... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:26 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Aleister-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:13, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. RedCheckMark Salvageable. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 00:08, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Ugh! --Roman Dog Bird 21:20, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Send Duke Nukem after these guys. They won't stand a chance. -- Hanyouman 22:29, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I'm going to agree with these guys and vote on delete it. It's just not very funny at all. -- Samurai Joe II 02:45, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author is trying to create an alternate universe, like Hajime Socialist Republic, which may or may not be based on someone else's fiction. But if we don't nip this--nip it in the bud--we will get uncountable follow-on pages. Spıke ¬ 03:05 6-Nov-10
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Junior Uncyclopedia. The open air class for the coming winter term.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:00, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Eric Vornoff

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 30255 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. He tampered in God's domain. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:30, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Some 2005 random crap about some character from a 1955 Bela Lugosi movie that nobody cares about. Whee! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:48, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Help! reader is being flung from bumper to bumper in a game of Meme Pinball. A similar treatment to Dr. Demento, reviewed below. Spıke ¬ 19:01 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  This is bad. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:06, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eh, what? Why do we care? Oh, apparently we don't. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:21 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Started crap,got worse and will never have a chance of ever improving.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:05, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 30255 hours
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I hate to say it but... I actually kinda like it. --Tophat headless 15:18, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Basically just a political rant - and one that doesn't hold together well - with Dr. Doom thrown into the mix for very little conceivable reason. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:45, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopedia is not lacking articles with cynical political science, and this article adds nothing. When he does bring Doom in, the tone becomes salesy. Spıke ¬ 13:12 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Meh, still sucks. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:17 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:32, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A shambles and a disdain to organise material that makes any sense.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:14, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Demento

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 30255 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Bart Simpson: Belgium, dammit! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:09, 4 November 2010
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Socky, Belgium. And who knows if anyone else will ever write a page about Dr. Demento, including the section on roly-poly fish heads. This guy was an important part of bringing satire to radio, and is worth a page, maybe not this exact one, but a page, and this is as good as we've got now. Aleister 19:58 4 11
  3. Symbol keep vote Like.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Nov 2010 ~ 03:46 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Yet another unfunny article about a funny person; also, largely about Bart Simpson for some inexplicable reason. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:41, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author was participating in a scavenger hunt of memes--from Mentos to the Simpsons to Saturday Night Live--the object not being to load them into the Flexible Flyer and return to base, but weave them into real sentences in a pointless article. Spıke ¬ 18:56 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I found it boring at best. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:11 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Where did it come from, where does it go? --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:06, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Uninteresting fact. Whimsical Will's real name was William Simpson. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:00, 4 November 2010

Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 30255 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Saw the film on him, this article definitely isn't the worst we have. It could use touch-ups, yes, but it's sort of halfway decent. On a side note, it's pretty awesome soap. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat21:25, Thursday 04 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  2. Keep Ok, I read it again and it's got enough soap and Bonner things in there to keep. See my comment below. Aleister 16:27 5 11
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. After reading some info on the subject, it appears it is valid satire. --Mn-z 13:19, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above, I guess. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:51, 6 November 2010
Delete (3)
  1. Delete. Apparently, someone was impressed by the name of his off-brand soap, so he came by to make up a random backstory about it and bore us with a bunch of nonsense. Thanks, dude! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "Seriously, wtf." Photo caption sums it up for me. Jews and Hitler reduced to battling memes. Lists of absurdities with no connections. Spıke ¬ 16:11 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete unless someone wants to adopt it. As it stands, it's meaningless to a clueless person. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:04 (UTC)
Comments
  • I won't vote to keep, but this is a great soap and shampoo, I've used it for years. Someone even made a documentary about it. Dr. Bonner was a very interesting guy, and his packages are packed with psycho religious sayings and upbeat philosophy. Hippies love this soap. Lastly, I met one of his grandaughter's giving out sample, nicceeeeee. So he had good genes (as did she). Aleister 19:52 4 11

Professor X

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 30255 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It has some quality pics and It's not that bad after all. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:47, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It probably could use a purging an a healthy dose references to reality (or established cannon in this instance), but it does have a theme. --Mn-z 13:10, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. It needs clean up, not deletion. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:51, 6 November 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Stupid, but not terrible-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:27, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Delete. The lede is rambling, unfunny, and trying too hard; the second paragraph is random nonsense; and the rest of the article is listcruft. Awesome!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:33, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambling author clinches my vote with "Unfortunately, nobody knows what the "X" stands for"--two sentences after he told us what it stands for. Spıke ¬ 13:07 4-Nov-10
  3. Meh, it has a good paragraph, but the rest of it is so crappy I'll just sit over here and... yeah. Ta. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 04:17 (UTC)
Comments

Professor Frink

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 30255 hours
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. In an intro with a nonsense year number and strong evidence that author doesn't know what he wants to talk about, we get an encyclopedia cliché--and author saves the sentence: "Scientists still don't know why, much the same way as a duck's quack has no echo." Likewise throughout the article: One of the cooks in this soup is a good writer. "1939-1945--Some say these years weren't the best for humanity." But typoes and formatting abound, and the inventions is throw-away listcruft. Spıke ¬ 12:53 4-Nov-10
  2. Call me crazy but I'm gonna say keep on this one. Articles like these with their unadulterated insanity make me laugh.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:23, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Spike did some work and while it's still not looking that great, I thinks it's keepable now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:57, 7 November 2010
Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Another article that is infinitely less funny than its subject matter; those just make us all look like assholes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:26, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete I couldn't even figure out what it was talking about until three or four sections in. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 03:57 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:06, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. articles about inherently funny topics are generally rather difficult to pull off, and the subject matter is not very notable. --Mn-z 13:06, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
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