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{{Delete}} - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. [[User:Binky The WonderSkull|Binky The WonderSkull]] 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
 
{{Delete}} - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. [[User:Binky The WonderSkull|Binky The WonderSkull]] 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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*{{Exterminate|Abstain}} for some reason. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:49, 29 August 2009 (UTC)''</small>
 
 
*LOLhackers. -{{User:Optimuschris/sig}}<small><small>18:50, 29 Aug</small></small>
 
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  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
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File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg‎

Keep
  • Keep. Makes me lol everytime. Plus it's only on userpages. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:45, 29 Aug
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - Can't say I find it offensive. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 29, 18:46
  • pfft.......!!! --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:47, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Free speech and shit (i.e. I couldn't give a fuck if it offends you). -- contagious Ape (prove) (Riot Porn) 18:49, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep If it's used under parody, then it is in no way a copyright violation. Quit spewing shit, dick. Also, learn how to used asterisks when you vote. And learn how to nominate articles, shit. And I would still like the image of Mohammed riding dick. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:50, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete

Symbol delete vote Delete. - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. Binky The WonderSkull 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Comments

Theory of Continual Idiocy

Keep
Delete
Comments

Eva Braun

Keep
Delete
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Matter

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. A very bad starting point for an article we should probably have. Delete and put on Requested Articles? Redirect somewhere? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:03, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • do smoething --Roman Dog Bird 19:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • doesntmatter. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:16, 28 Aug
  • Conditional Delete if we have something better to redirect this to. --Mn-z 04:40, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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Matter-Eater Lad

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. This article is what VFD is for. I have no idea why Socky proofread it earlier this year. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:00, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Matter-Eater Lad was born on January 3, 7890. The son of legendary sumo wrestlers John Madden and Rosie O' Donnell. Totally looks like it could be funny from the picture on the left, but as you soon as you begin reading it, BAM!, it sucks. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 19:11, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. I removed the lists to make it easier to judge. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:14, 28 Aug
  • Delete so many edits by notable users, yet none brought it to VFD. Btw Hype, are you going thru the articles alphabetically or something? --Mn-z 04:38, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.This looks like a job for Article Eater Lad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:12, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Matt Bellamy

Keep
Delete
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Matthew Calbraith Perry

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. HTBFANJS violator from 2005; somehow overlooked. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:45, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. and can someone with a time machine give it wikipedia back in 2002 or so. wrong comment, right vote. --Mn-z 18:50, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:58, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Doesn't toss my salad. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:14, 29 Aug
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Matt Kenseth

Keep
Delete
Comments

Template:Greek gods (and additionally Template:Greek gods2 and Template:Greek gods templates, oh and this one too I guess)

Keep
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Comments
  • Comment. I got lost in all the code as it looks like these overlap each other. But are these something a user made for their user page? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:38, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    Nope. Just a lame template from way back. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. Normally I'd be all for it, but I know of a certain admin who--Oh. Oh no. Oh no you didn't. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Also comment Normally I'd invalidate this as "no multiple pages under a single nom", which is a pretty good rule, generally, but these are so similar...also, I'd delete them right now (as it's 1:6), but since where I am it takes 15 seconds to load each page and each preview (and every page on which these templates appear would need to be cleaned), I have to leave it to someone who isn't me to do it. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:11, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    You can go ahead and delete them and wait for somebody else to purge the templates. --Mn-z 15:17, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    I removed it from all the articles it was on, except Jesus (which is sysop-protected), so go ahead and delete it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:25, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    And additionally, this is basically just a nom for Template:Greek gods, but if that template would be deleted, the other ones I mentioned should be deleted as well for logical reasons. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    Deleted. Thanks for the help. I'd give out cookies, but "C" is for "Cookie" and cookies are for me. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:33, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    Enjoy your cookie meal. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:42, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Mark Rosewater

Keep
Delete
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Marklar

Keep
Delete
Comments
  • You know, I hate to make an end run around Socky, but I'm not sure this page is even legal. A couple sections - and all the images - are just lifted directly from South Park, making this, most likely, blatant copyright infringement that couldn't possibly be considered fair use. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
    If it's really exactly the same, link me to the original, and I'll change my vote accordingly. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:07, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    The bit in the box was direct plagiarism: see, e.g., tv.com. The rest of it was basically just a description of the episode, accompanied by the episode's own copyrighted images. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:39, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    I the article still falls under parody, but barely. Its not like South Park is going to sue us over it. --Mn-z 05:19, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    Well, if it's only the stuff in the box that's copied, I'm not really bothered by it. We have Kenny McCormick too, don't we? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:23, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    We shouldn't. That article also isn't satirical, and it sucks. The only reason I'm not nomming it for VFD is I don't think I could get the votes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:56, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • You know what? If this is deleted, please restore it to my userspace. I'll make it funny and marklar at the same time. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:36, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Mark Morton

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. This Mark carries a can of Cheeze Wiz and stole Jesus's beard. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:25, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • His band sucks, but I've seen a funny video with one of their songs dubbed over footage of the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Provided plenty of laffs, but still no interest in checking them out. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:46, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • In the DVD documenting the making of "The Sauce", he made the point that he likes to "toss in the KY Jelly, the lube, cause for every squirt you toss in, one of 'em winds up being real special because it's that different. --Mn-z 05:10, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:26, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yeah. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:21, 29 Aug
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:39, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Mark Lawrenson

Keep
Delete
Comments

Mark Hoppus

Keep
Delete
Comments

XZ7-543532465-346ASDF000037 B

Keep
  • Keep. Again. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:58, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Bandwagon keep this is the good kind of random, I am told. --Mn-z 18:05, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It's shit, but it's kind of cheating to keep nomming stuff till it's deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:26, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Still keep. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:55, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Still. Quit running! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:02, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Comments
  • Huh, I didn't notice its VFD history. Apparently, some people inexplicably like this. We have a thousand pages that say idiotic shit like "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music," and some people feel that we should delete the other 999 and keep this one. Well, I don't understand it, but it looks like this is something we're stuck with, like a retarded stepchild. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:28, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
    I am so tempted to start the article "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music." I know, that's part of my n00bness. Give me a cookie and I'll shut up. But still, doesn't every noob get a chance to start at least one completely huff-worthy article? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
I would like to change my vote to 'delete', but I just critisised Mn-z for continually vote swinging. If I did change it, I would look like a hypocrite - which I am so....ummmmm. So here I am, huddled with low morale - sheltering under the horrid roof of a 'Bandwagon keep' (a more irritating phrase I don't think could exist) and unecessary graphical 'tick'. It serves me right. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:43, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Fiveteen H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Keep
  • Keep. I think this could use rewriting, but I think it's funny. Of course I'm a fiveteen. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. You are all a bunch of Gay Fags. Not that this comment is related to this vote. I'm just saying. Looks like a perfectly good article to me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:59, Aug 26
  • Fuckin' Homos. All this article needs is more pictures. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:03, 26 Aug
  • Keep And put some photos from Jailbaitgallery or some nursing home site on it. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:37, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete. 2006cruft that is utterly unfunny. I mean, it's coherent, but all it says is "I coined the word 'Fiveteen' to mean 'jailbait'. Jailbait is when you want to sleep with teenagers. Here's a list of some women who were once fifteen years old." I don't think I've ever been uninspired enough to write something so pointless. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • pud --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 20:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. looks like a made a term and Chesnick's Rule smells of vanity. --Mn-z 04:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete . Was I as unfunny as this writer at 15 ? Possibly but it has no place here . --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:44, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:30, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Comments

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:59, Aug 29

Nitrogen

Keep
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Comments
  • Looks to me like the "non-retarded version" is in fact an "equally retarded version that's just slightly less vandalized." This article is not good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:35, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

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