{{Delete}} - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. [[User:Binky The WonderSkull|Binky The WonderSkull]] 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
{{Delete}} - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. [[User:Binky The WonderSkull|Binky The WonderSkull]] 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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*{{Exterminate|Abstain}} for some reason. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''18:49, 29 August 2009 (UTC)''</small>
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Keep. Free speech and shit (i.e. I couldn't give a fuck if it offends you). -- grisly Ape(adhere)(Riot Porn) 18:49, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Keep If it's used under parody, then it is in no way a copyright violation. Quit spewing shit, dick. Also, learn how to used asterisks when you vote. And learn how to nominate articles, shit. And I would still like the image of Mohammed riding dick. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 18:50, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. Binky The WonderSkull 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. A very bad starting point for an article we should probably have. Delete and put on Requested Articles? Redirect somewhere? pillow talk 19:03, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
do smoething --Roman Dog Bird 19:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Conditional Delete if we have something better to redirect this to. --Mn-z 04:40, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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Comment. Love Oscar Wilde quote, other one's great but not funny. Article doesn't matter. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 08:31, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Keep He is honestly one of the greatest heroes of the DC Universe and not at all a loser. Honest. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 20:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. This article is what VFD is for. I have no idea why Socky proofread it earlier this year. pillow talk 19:00, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Matter-Eater Lad was born on January 3, 7890. The son of legendary sumo wrestlers John Madden and Rosie O' Donnell. Totally looks like it could be funny from the picture on the left, but as you soon as you begin reading it, BAM!, it sucks. --RomanDogBird!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:11, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
delete. I removed the lists to make it easier to judge. -OptyCSucks! CUN20:14, 28 Aug
Delete so many edits by notable users, yet none brought it to VFD. Btw Hype, are you going thru the articles alphabetically or something? --Mn-z 04:38, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete.This looks like a job for Article Eater Lad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:12, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. I'm not sure if someone mistook us for Wikipedia or something, but I'm hard-pressed to see a joke in here. pillow talk 18:44, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. All three of those are fucking obnoxious - and don't render correctly in my (Firefox) browser. pillow talk 02:08, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Come on now. You people know these suck. Why has the first one been kept twice and why is there even a second one? --RomanDogBird!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:13, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
I wish I had nommed that seriously, how did I miss that in my template crusade? --Mn-z 05:26, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Kerkill There's a much better Greek template that I've been using forever. See Zeus for proof. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 20:30, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Comment. I got lost in all the code as it looks like these overlap each other. But are these something a user made for their user page? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:38, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Comment. Normally I'd be all for it, but I know of a certain admin who--Oh. Oh no. Oh no you didn't. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 23:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Also comment Normally I'd invalidate this as "no multiple pages under a single nom", which is a pretty good rule, generally, but these are so similar...also, I'd delete them right now (as it's 1:6), but since where I am it takes 15 seconds to load each page and each preview (and every page on which these templates appear would need to be cleaned), I have to leave it to someone who isn't me to do it. Sorry. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 15:11, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
You can go ahead and delete them and wait for somebody else to purge the templates. --Mn-z 15:17, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Deleted. Thanks for the help. I'd give out cookies, but "C" is for "Cookie" and cookies are for me. Obviously. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 15:33, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. It seems Mark is a gay guy who is crazy and did some work for Wizards of the Coast. HA HA HA. By the way: there's a completely different version of this article in the history. I think it's also delete-worthy. pillow talk 20:31, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Hey, I just got a great idea. Let's steal a joke from South Park and then retell it in its original form!! We'd have a funny article, and we wouldn't even have to do any writing! pillow talk 20:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Excessively derivative pages like this really smurf my hide. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 15:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. I already saw this episode. Wait, this isn't my DVR... -OptyCSucks! CUN15:19, 29 Aug
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You know, I hate to make an end run around Socky, but I'm not sure this page is even legal. A couple sections - and all the images - are just lifted directly from South Park, making this, most likely, blatant copyright infringement that couldn't possibly be considered fair use. pillow talk 23:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
The bit in the box was direct plagiarism: see, e.g., tv.com. The rest of it was basically just a description of the episode, accompanied by the episode's own copyrighted images. pillow talk 00:39, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
I the article still falls under parody, but barely. Its not like South Park is going to sue us over it. --Mn-z 05:19, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
We shouldn't. That article also isn't satirical, and it sucks. The only reason I'm not nomming it for VFD is I don't think I could get the votes. pillow talk 21:56, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
You know what? If this is deleted, please restore it to my userspace. I'll make it funny and marklar at the same time. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM15:36, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. This Mark carries a can of Cheeze Wiz and stole Jesus's beard. pillow talk 20:25, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
His band sucks, but I've seen a funny video with one of their songs dubbed over footage of the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Provided plenty of laffs, but still no interest in checking them out. --RomanDogBird!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:46, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
In the DVD documenting the making of "The Sauce", he made the point that he likes to "toss in the KY Jelly, the lube, cause for every squirt you toss in, one of 'em winds up being real special because it's that different. --Mn-z 05:10, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Additional assertions that Mark is gay and takes female hormones. Apparently typed with fingers too fat to be useful. Nothing good in the history. Mark trifecta in play. pillow talk 20:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Delete. How has this survived so long? pillow talk 16:56, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Fuck that. Bandwagon keeping this shit just because it got kept before? That's such a stupid reason to vote I expect to see Romartus' name signed at the end. This article is utter shit. Still. Delete. Still. -OptyCSucks! CUN22:08, 26 Aug
Delete Some random I like, some I don't. We have deleted a lot better than this IMO. MrNFork you! 11:25, Aug 27
Delete. As per big noise Opty. Bandwagons belong in museums and I don't travel on them.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:41, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Conditional Keep. If someone promises to make this better, I'll change my vote to Keep. Until further notice however, EXTERMINATE!—SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM22:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
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Huh, I didn't notice its VFD history. Apparently, some people inexplicably like this. We have a thousand pages that say idiotic shit like "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music," and some people feel that we should delete the other 999 and keep this one. Well, I don't understand it, but it looks like this is something we're stuck with, like a retarded stepchild. pillow talk 17:28, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
I am so tempted to start the article "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music." I know, that's part of my n00bness. Give me a cookie and I'll shut up. But still, doesn't every noob get a chance to start at least one completely huff-worthy article? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
I would like to change my vote to 'delete', but I just critisised Mn-z for continually vote swinging. If I did change it, I would look like a hypocrite - which I am so....ummmmm. So here I am, huddled with low morale - sheltering under the horrid roof of a 'Bandwagon keep' (a more irritating phrase I don't think could exist) and unecessary graphical 'tick'. It serves me right. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:43, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
Keep. I think this could use rewriting, but I think it's funny. Of course I'm a fiveteen. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
Keep. You are all a bunch of Gay Fags. Not that this comment is related to this vote. I'm just saying. Looks like a perfectly good article to me. MrNFork you! 13:59, Aug 26
Fuckin' Homos. All this article needs is more pictures. -OptyCSucks! CUN22:03, 26 Aug
Keep And put some photos from Jailbaitgallery or some nursing home site on it. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 19:37, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. 2006cruft that is utterly unfunny. I mean, it's coherent, but all it says is "I coined the word 'Fiveteen' to mean 'jailbait'. Jailbait is when you want to sleep with teenagers. Here's a list of some women who were once fifteen years old." I don't think I've ever been uninspired enough to write something so pointless. pillow talk 19:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
Looks to me like the "non-retarded version" is in fact an "equally retarded version that's just slightly less vandalized." This article is not good. pillow talk 19:35, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.
Keep. - Can't say I find it offensive. 
Delete. - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. 
EXTERMINATE!
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