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***Of course, you'll get generally hated upon if you do nominate something stupid, like anything in [[:Category:VFH]]. {{User:Hinoa/sig7|22:48, 8 February 2008 (UTC)}}
***Of course, you'll get generally hated upon if you do nominate something stupid, like anything in [[:Category:VFH]]. {{User:Hinoa/sig7|22:48, 8 February 2008 (UTC)}}
*Kip, may I ask how this is an ego boost to STM? --[[User:Dexter111344|Dexter111344]] 03:29, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
*Kip, may I ask how this is an ego boost to STM? --[[User:Dexter111344|Dexter111344]] 03:29, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
*It is one of the cleverest stubs on the site IMO it works better than a full historical article ever could. {{User:DJ Irreverent/sig}}

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  • Delete What? You want a something-cruft with gay jokes and a side of corn? Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN


  • Delete: Crappily organized article about a board game with which non-Chinese-speaking people will not be familiar. I don't see the humor. --Pentium5dot1 06:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Cream the Rabbit

  • Awful awful article Someone can write a better one if they care about old sega stuff Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 00:40, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • KILL, KILL, KILL. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 00:42, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote This article is about as funny as placing a keep vote in the delete section.--Gage 01:46, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

International Page Blanking Day

  • Delete - As per every other self reference article on VFD, we have enough! This isn't even funny--Æ 22:25, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete, and Dexter, why wouldn't we check the history of every page that we vote on anywhere, especially VFD? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:37, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Whatever. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 00:48, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete and rewrite See my comment below. --Pentium5dot1 06:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Check the history before you vote. --Dexter111344 22:33, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
    • I did and it seems like only one user (on the day the page was created) kept blanking and than reverting it numerous times. I don't think that's a great reason to keep as it's um, lame and it doesn't contain humoristic value in any way--Æ 22:37, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • On the article's talk page, somebody admitted that they would need to use a sockpuppet to make the joke work. (A sockpuppet is needed to make the page history look like a real blanking war rather than a single crazed user.) That's why I am suggesting that we delete the page and have it restarted by somebody with a sockpuppet handy. Pentium5dot1 06:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
    • The issue with that, having a sockpuppet is against the rules. --Dexter111344 06:57, 9 February 2008 (UTC)


  • Keep --Dexter111344 23:09, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Uncyclopedia exists for one reason, and one reason only, to take the piss out of Nintendorulez. Come on guys...get with the program. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • I liked it In joke of an In joke? Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 00:43, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - This is probably the best spin-off stub ever. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:16, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Ineligible for three reasons. I expect an admin to not do this. Regular users would get banned. --Dexter111344 22:01, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
    • Nothing is ever ineligible for VFD. Except VFD. And the Main Page. And VFH. And VFP. And VFS. And User:Zombiebaron. Well, most of the User: namespace really. Unless the page is yours. But those should really go on QVFD or admin's talkpages. Oh, also QVFD is ineligible. But yeah. Other than that, everything is fair game, bucko. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:30, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
      • Of course, you'll get generally hated upon if you do nominate something stupid, like anything in Category:VFH. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:48, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Kip, may I ask how this is an ego boost to STM? --Dexter111344 03:29, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • It is one of the cleverest stubs on the site IMO it works better than a full historical article ever could. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN


  • Weak keep Something is telling me to vote keep. I laughed a little. --Dexter111344 03:42, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Fight club


I don't believe I know you


Endless loop

  • Needs more rhythm. Which is punisable by law. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:12, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Not an endless loop: goes to the top of the page. And that's it. Quite endful, actually.

-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:32, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

  • If deleted, it probably needs to be sent to Uncyclopedia:Protected titles since any sensible recreation (as a redirect, disambig, etc.) would fail to qualify as an endless loop. --Pentium5dot1 21:05, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

I got rhythm

  • Keep, in-joke. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:23, Feb 8
  • Keep. Point though: lots of people confuse self-reference with in-joke. It's not really an in-joke, other than the fact that it's excessively short and still exists, which seems to make articles automatically be labelled as in-jokes these days. Spang talk 02:29, 08 Feb 2008
  • Keep Oh, good heavens - stuff like this isn't harming anyone like Ethel Merman's Disco Album did when it killed off The Saint in 1988. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:02, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep --Dexter111344 03:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Zombiebaron, This is just getting silly. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:19, Feb. 8, 2008
  • Keep. I like it. -SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:01, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Who could ask for anything more?Hinoa talk.kun 22:50, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • What the hell? --THE 23:29, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - Deleting this would be far too ironic (in a bad way). We need at least one article that takes the piss out of people who don't like short articles. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:10, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Walrus -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:09, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Eggman -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:29, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -- We have MORE than enough self reference guys. Hell, I've written entire sentences linking each word to a different one. Can't we just keep one or two of the better ones (Sure I'll compromise) -- Village IdiotKUN Free Speech 02:55, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Damn, you're right. And while we're at it let's cut back to three satires, we have lots of those. And a couple of first-person style, an encyclopaedic style one, some hyperbole and understatement ones, a few puns, one or two ironic ones, some surreality and a little bit of wit. Parody is right out. Or maybe self-reference is a just humour style that fits well in a parody encyclopaedia, and you can't judge a large group of articles by the style of humour they share. Spang talk 03:45, 08 Feb 2008


  • Keep I think it has potential, obvious parody of a boring wikipedia article. Seen much worse on VFD. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN
  • Weak keep. I don't think it's bad. I like some of the reactions at the end, for instance, and there are some ideas in there. It needs reworking to be easier to read and suchlike, but I don't think it's that bad. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - There's enough funny in there. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:25, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • CruftHuff - Nothing on Google OR Wikipedia, Bad idea, poor execution --Slavemaster2 23:54, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Ix-nay. So much work, so much crap. Can't believe I read the whole thing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 00:01 8 Feb, 2008)
  • Kerkill Quit reading about 1/4th of the way through. I refuse to read more. Just because someone put effort into it doesn't mean it should be kept. This is a humour-wiki. We should kept it if it is funny. This isn't funny. --Dexter111344 04:09, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 01:06, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
  • Sits on the Fence It's had some effort put in. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:06, Feb 8

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