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==[[Extraterrestrial Chinese]]==
 
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==[[SETSP]]==
 
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==[[Jabba, the Nuclear Weapon]]==
 
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==[[My Little Pwny]]==
 
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==[[Celery]]==
 
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==[[Brussels sprout]]==
 
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==[[Sloth]]==
 
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==[[Tom]]==
 
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==[[Mr. W]]==
 
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==[[Super Smash Brothers Brawl]]==
 
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*Random and unfunny. Lesse here... tap the C-stick... there we go. '''Smash''' it out of the arena. (Hammer optional.) {{User:Hinoa4/sig1M|name=Hinoa (perhaps) '''WITH A HAMMER!'''|talk=SMASHY!|order=SMASHY!}} 04:01, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Burn. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:15, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*No mention of Jiggly Puff? Outrageous! [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 05:35, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Burninate. Kill it! {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:40, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[The chav & skater war]]==
 
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*Keep, generally has redeeming value. and split off "How to defeat a chav" into its own page to be extended. I would say "The argument" has NRV though. I'd add a mention of Queen Angela, her recent resignation, &c. &c to the first paragraph, and make it more sensible. --[[User:Quentin Smith|Quentin Smith]] 21:38, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*This thing is ugly, stupid, and just can't be saved. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 23:45, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Kill. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:10, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*The "How to Defeat a chav" is okay, but the rest of the article deserves to be burnt. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 13:46, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Emo sexual]]==
 
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*<s>I still don't ''get'' emo references (nor do I ''get'' emo in general. Goth-punk?), but VFD is for awful and this is not it. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 03:45, 30 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
*I found certain parts slightly amusing. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:09, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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* How this ever survived for so long is baffling; kill it please. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 03:41, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
* It looks like a homophobic article, with homo changed to emo. Terrible --[[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:48, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*So it's an emophobic article? That ''could'' be good, but too short, ugly and crap to be kept. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 13:44, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*There's not even a joke in here; it's just slander. Besides, only two real articles link to it. It's cute, but I'm sorry to say that it was made by a person when they were beginning and it's quite frankly ''very'' low quality. If the [[Lance Armstrong]] article got nominated for VFD, then this article is long past due for it's VFD. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 04:12, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**Okay, since you appear to know things about stuff and whatnot (whereas I am the opposite of that), I'll sit this one out. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 04:18, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Squirrle Jesus]]==
 
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*<s>Under "miracles" it's got, "He once made a penny appear out of little Jimmy's hair." That's friggin' genius. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 00:47, 30 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
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*'''KILL.''' Has no reason to live. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 22:37, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Delete''' for the obvious reason that it [[your mom|sucks]]. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 03:42, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Wait! They spelled squirrel wrong. Dipshits. F*ck 'em. That "He once made a penny appear out of little Jimmy's hair." is still genius, though. I might have to steal it and start a page that doesn't suck. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 04:23, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Die die die die die. {{User:Hinoa4/sig1M|rank=Die|name=Die|talk=DIE|order=DIE}} 04:26, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Bolded titles? Red links? BURN IT! {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:13, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Just plain terrible [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:51, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[WWII]]==
 
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*We already have plenty of [[World War II]] articles of ''much higher'' quality. While the [[Wii]] pun has potential, this exercise in horrible writing has no right to exist. '''EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!''' --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 19:03, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Holy bad grammar/spelling and whatnot! Even if it was cleaned up it would still be inferior to [[World War II]]. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 19:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Merge''' the WW1 pun into [[World War I]] and '''Delete'''. [[User:Alksub|Alksub]] 20:29, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Seeing that there are probably about 15 different articles on [[WW2]], I mean [[World War 2]], I mean [[The Second World War]]...I mean DELETE!!!!
 
*I almost voted to keep until I realized I was actually reading the [[World War II]] article that King in Yellow had linked to. Then I read the actual WWII article. '''KILL IT'''. --[[User:George VI|George VI]] 06:41, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Would it be worth merging to a [[World War II]]-related page ? [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 19:37, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*I agree with Dalek, Modus, Alky, and everyone else. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:12, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Mostly rips off [[Wii]] and the rest is terrible humour. [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:54, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Pastor of Muppets (movie)]]==
 
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*It's worth keeping for the title alone... [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 13:59, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*What [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] said. --{{User:Naughtyned/sig}} 19:50, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Nonsensical movie articles are funny. '''Keep''' [[User:Alksub|Alksub]] 20:26, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*I just don't get this. Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? Yeah, '''Delete'''. [[User:TD]] 22:12, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Too... many... red... links... making... eyes... burn... (and if anyone mentions my sig, they are ''dead''). {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:11, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*I cannot see any worthwhile humour [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:58, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Unknown_space_phenomena]]==
 
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*Not a gut-buster, mind you, but I can appreciate the anti-trekness, as a ST fan myself. There is a subtle humor here, making fun of how technobabble was often used to save the day in ST:TNG. 'Sides, I've seen smellier piles of literary feces. Though I'm usually extremist with deletions, I do have ''some'' heart. Consider my vote the token resistance to a lost cause. [[User:TD]] 22:19, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Weak Keep''' This has potential. For those of you who don't know the reference, that Nexus thingy was a utopian phenomenon. Also, maybe try adding some kind of diffuse cloud and a reference to the time Picard spoke to God. ...Yeah. [[User:Alksub|Alksub]] 20:34, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*Not very funny. --[[User:George VI|George VI]] 04:37, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Agreed. '''Delete it'''. --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 13:05, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*It's a random rant. [[User:Guinness2702|Guinness2702]] <sub>([[User talk:Guinness2702|talk]])</sub> <font style="font-size:100%;font-family:courier;color:black">MUN</font> 13:33, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Shoot it with unknown tachyons. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 15:40, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''EX-TER-MI-NATE.''' Know ''that'', meatsack. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 16:05, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*B-U-R-N. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:42, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*K-I-L-L. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:10, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*E-R-A-S-E. Just too tiny and boring, like a ball bearing [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 15:00, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*R-E-M-O-V-E from existance. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 01:25, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*Hello, I rewrote it just for fun. What do you think now?--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 17:01, 31 July 2006 (UTC) '''Please note the date folks; this is the most recent thing done to this article.'''
 
**I should think the nom has achieved its purpose, and if it is VFD'd again I will vote to keep. --[[User:George VI|George VI]] 20:00, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:Hi all, what do you think about removing the VFD and Rewritten templates at this time?--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 21:13, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Lance Armstrong]]==
 
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*Funnier than some, a bit random but it's O.K. [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 15:04, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*Low quality writing. Consider substantial improvement or, more preferably '''BURN'''.--{{User:Flammable/sig}} 18:15, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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<s>*I recreated it; don't delete. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 17:55, 26 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
*Entered AGAIN. I don't think it's up to snuff.--{{User:Flammable/sig}} 18:15, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**Previous votes purged - rewritten so you have to vote again. {{User:Famine/sig}} 20:19, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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