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'''Rules and procedures:'''
 
# Before doing anything else, make sure that you are well versed on Uncyclopedia's [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy|deletion policy]].
 
## If you're too lazy to read the [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy|deletion policy]], please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
 
## But seriously, read the [[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy|deletion policy]].
 
## Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
 
## Abusers of the policy will be abused themselves. You have been warned.
 
# If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
 
## Place {{tl|vfd}} at the top of the page you would like to add to VFD. Unmarked articles will be removed from VFD without prejudice.
 
## Create a new section for your nominated article.
 
### New entries on top.
 
### Every article '''must''' be given a section of its own; if you are putting 10 related articles up, every single one should be given a section of its own.
 
### The section should be titled the same as the article and linked to it, as <nowiki>==[[Name of Article to be Deleted]]==</nowiki>.
 
### Edit the '''Pages for Deletion''' section below and '''carefully''' follow the (currently hidden) instructions you see there. If you screw it up, you will probably get banned.
 
## Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
 
# If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
 
## Thank you.
 
## No, really, thank you very much.
 
## Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
 
## Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a *
 
### '''*''' - Creates a bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the *).
 
### '''Comment''' - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
 
### '''--<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>''' - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
 
# If you are not an administrator or the designated <nowiki>{{poopsmith}}</nowiki>, do not remove ''anything'' from VFD, doing so will get you banned for a '''very long time'''.
 
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And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.
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*Kill. WTF is this? How has it lived for so long? --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 23:24, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Handland]]==
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*This article is ugly and full of hitler and sexual references. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 22:31, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
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#Re-adding, as said before this should be redirected to Vandalism. {{User:Frosty/sig3}}
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==[[Bloo]]==
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|keep=#{{Keep}} Because Zombiebaron's reason for nomming this makes no sense at all! {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''21:25, 30 December 2011''</small>
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*One of the many reasons I think it should have been Forest Fire ''Month'' - VFD cleanup of literal alien crap. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
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#This is a bac. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:19, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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#Because this really is bac. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 23:11, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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==[[Extraterrestrial Chinese]]==
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==[[Mayonnaise]]==
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#'''Keep'''. Weaker stuff but it's a good starting point for a re-write.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 09:54, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
*One of the many reasons I think it should have been Forest Fire ''Month'' - VFD cleanup of literal alien crap. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
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#aint good --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 03:10, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Scrap it and start anew. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:20, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Huff this crap! --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 15:28, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Redirect to [[A Jar of Mayonnaise]]}} --{{User:Magic man/sig4}} 18:53, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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==[[Kari Byron]]==
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#Eh, it's not ''that'' bad. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''01:34, 28 December 2011''</small>
*One of the many reasons I think it should have been Forest Fire ''Month'' - VFD cleanup of literal alien crap. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
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#'''Keep'''. Per Sockpuppet.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 16:48, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#Keep, as per other sockpuppet. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
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#{{Keep}} I'm not seeing it. The huffing part I mean. I do see some nice pics and a fairly well written page that needs a shove or two, but nothing to deep-six the entire article over. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 17:09 28-12-'11
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#A general clean-up is in order but not deletion. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:37, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Kill + redirect to the far superior [[Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters]] --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:01, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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#Per TKF. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 19:22, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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==[[Jabba, the Nuclear Weapon]]==
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#'''Keep'''. Amusing... again not really that bad.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 16:49, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
*One of the many reasons I think it should have been Forest Fire ''Month'' - VFD cleanup of literal alien crap. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
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#Keep... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
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#{{keep}} the data sheet gets a little lengthy but it's not that bad. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:41, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Per the chemical symbol guy, who seems to know chemical language. And per Mhallie, for all the right reasons. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 22:18 29-12-'11
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#This is really bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:26, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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#I was going to say keep, but then I took an arrow to the knee--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 05:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{Exterminate|STINKY CHEESE MAN!!!}} {{User:Wilytank/sig}} 15:01, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{delete|Shite}} I mean really? If you make an article about a pretend element you could make it remotely believable, no to mention all that listy shit down the bottom is a fucking bore and eyesore. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 22:06, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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==[[Brussels sprout]]==
 
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==[[Sloth]]==
 
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==[[Tom]]==
 
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*One of the many reasons I think it should have been Forest Fire ''Month'' - VFD cleanup of literal alien crap. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Mr. W]]==
 
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*One of the many reasons I think it should have been Forest Fire ''Month'' - VFD cleanup of literal alien crap. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:50, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Super Smash Brothers Brawl]]==
 
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*Random and unfunny. Lesse here... tap the C-stick... there we go. '''Smash''' it out of the arena. (Hammer optional.) {{User:Hinoa4/sig1M|name=Hinoa (perhaps) '''WITH A HAMMER!'''|talk=SMASHY!|order=SMASHY!}} 04:01, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Burn. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:15, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*No mention of Jiggly Puff? Outrageous! [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 05:35, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Burninate. Kill it! {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 15:40, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[The chav & skater war]]==
 
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*Keep, generally has redeeming value. and split off "How to defeat a chav" into its own page to be extended. I would say "The argument" has NRV though. I'd add a mention of Queen Angela, her recent resignation, &c. &c to the first paragraph, and make it more sensible. --[[User:Quentin Smith|Quentin Smith]] 21:38, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*This thing is ugly, stupid, and just can't be saved. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 23:45, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Kill. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:10, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*The "How to Defeat a chav" is okay, but the rest of the article deserves to be burnt. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 13:46, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Emo sexual]]==
 
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*<s>I still don't ''get'' emo references (nor do I ''get'' emo in general. Goth-punk?), but VFD is for awful and this is not it. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 03:45, 30 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
*I found certain parts slightly amusing. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:09, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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* How this ever survived for so long is baffling; kill it please. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 03:41, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
* It looks like a homophobic article, with homo changed to emo. Terrible --[[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:48, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*So it's an emophobic article? That ''could'' be good, but too short, ugly and crap to be kept. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 13:44, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*There's not even a joke in here; it's just slander. Besides, only two real articles link to it. It's cute, but I'm sorry to say that it was made by a person when they were beginning and it's quite frankly ''very'' low quality. If the [[Lance Armstrong]] article got nominated for VFD, then this article is long past due for it's VFD. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 04:12, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**Okay, since you appear to know things about stuff and whatnot (whereas I am the opposite of that), I'll sit this one out. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 04:18, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Squirrle Jesus]]==
 
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*<s>Under "miracles" it's got, "He once made a penny appear out of little Jimmy's hair." That's friggin' genius. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 00:47, 30 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
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*'''KILL.''' Has no reason to live. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 22:37, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Delete''' for the obvious reason that it [[your mom|sucks]]. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 03:42, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Wait! They spelled squirrel wrong. Dipshits. F*ck 'em. That "He once made a penny appear out of little Jimmy's hair." is still genius, though. I might have to steal it and start a page that doesn't suck. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 04:23, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Die die die die die. {{User:Hinoa4/sig1M|rank=Die|name=Die|talk=DIE|order=DIE}} 04:26, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Bolded titles? Red links? BURN IT! {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:13, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Just plain terrible [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:51, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*We already have plenty of [[World War II]] articles of ''much higher'' quality. While the [[Wii]] pun has potential, this exercise in horrible writing has no right to exist. '''EX-TER-MI-NATE!!!''' --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 19:03, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Holy bad grammar/spelling and whatnot! Even if it was cleaned up it would still be inferior to [[World War II]]. [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 19:23, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Merge''' the WW1 pun into [[World War I]] and '''Delete'''. [[User:Alksub|Alksub]] 20:29, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Seeing that there are probably about 15 different articles on [[WW2]], I mean [[World War 2]], I mean [[The Second World War]]...I mean DELETE!!!!
 
*I almost voted to keep until I realized I was actually reading the [[World War II]] article that King in Yellow had linked to. Then I read the actual WWII article. '''KILL IT'''. --[[User:George VI|George VI]] 06:41, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Would it be worth merging to a [[World War II]]-related page ? [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 19:37, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*I agree with Dalek, Modus, Alky, and everyone else. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:12, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Mostly rips off [[Wii]] and the rest is terrible humour. [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:54, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Pastor of Muppets (movie)]]==
 
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*It's worth keeping for the title alone... [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] 13:59, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*What [[User:Modusoperandi|Modusoperandi]] said. --{{User:Naughtyned/sig}} 19:50, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Nonsensical movie articles are funny. '''Keep''' [[User:Alksub|Alksub]] 20:26, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*I just don't get this. Anyone? Anyone? Beuller? Yeah, '''Delete'''. [[User:TD]] 22:12, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Too... many... red... links... making... eyes... burn... (and if anyone mentions my sig, they are ''dead''). {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:11, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*I cannot see any worthwhile humour [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 14:58, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*Not a gut-buster, mind you, but I can appreciate the anti-trekness, as a ST fan myself. There is a subtle humor here, making fun of how technobabble was often used to save the day in ST:TNG. 'Sides, I've seen smellier piles of literary feces. Though I'm usually extremist with deletions, I do have ''some'' heart. Consider my vote the token resistance to a lost cause. [[User:TD]] 22:19, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Weak Keep''' This has potential. For those of you who don't know the reference, that Nexus thingy was a utopian phenomenon. Also, maybe try adding some kind of diffuse cloud and a reference to the time Picard spoke to God. ...Yeah. [[User:Alksub|Alksub]] 20:34, 28 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*Not very funny. --[[User:George VI|George VI]] 04:37, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Agreed. '''Delete it'''. --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 13:05, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*It's a random rant. [[User:Guinness2702|Guinness2702]] <sub>([[User talk:Guinness2702|talk]])</sub> <font style="font-size:100%;font-family:courier;color:black">MUN</font> 13:33, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*Shoot it with unknown tachyons. -- {{User:Col.swordman/sig}} 15:40, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''EX-TER-MI-NATE.''' Know ''that'', meatsack. --{{User:King In Yellow/sig}} 16:05, 27 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*B-U-R-N. --{{User:Sir Cornbread/sig}} 05:42, 29 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*K-I-L-L. {{:User:Ghelae/sig}} 12:10, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*E-R-A-S-E. Just too tiny and boring, like a ball bearing [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 15:00, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
*R-E-M-O-V-E from existance. --[[User:Sbluen|Sbluen]] 01:25, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*Hello, I rewrote it just for fun. What do you think now?--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 17:01, 31 July 2006 (UTC) '''Please note the date folks; this is the most recent thing done to this article.'''
 
**I should think the nom has achieved its purpose, and if it is VFD'd again I will vote to keep. --[[User:George VI|George VI]] 20:00, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
:Hi all, what do you think about removing the VFD and Rewritten templates at this time?--[[User:Shandon|Shandon]] 21:13, 31 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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==[[Lance Armstrong]]==
 
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*Funnier than some, a bit random but it's O.K. [[User:Bilky asko|<font color="Blue">'''Bilky Asko'''</font>]] <sup>[[User talk:Bilky asko|'''<font color="Blue">Talk Here</font>''']]</sup> 15:04, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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*Low quality writing. Consider substantial improvement or, more preferably '''BURN'''.--{{User:Flammable/sig}} 18:15, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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<s>*I recreated it; don't delete. --[[User:Electrified mocha chinchilla|<font color="Black">'''em'''</font>]][[Chuck Norris|<font color="Green">'''c'''</font>]][[Exclamation mark|<font color="Black">'''!'''</font>]] [[User talk:Electrified mocha chinchilla|''<font color="red"> ╬ </font>'']] 17:55, 26 July 2006 (UTC)</s>
 
*Entered AGAIN. I don't think it's up to snuff.--{{User:Flammable/sig}} 18:15, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
**Previous votes purged - rewritten so you have to vote again. {{User:Famine/sig}} 20:19, 26 July 2006 (UTC)
 
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  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
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    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
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edit Graffiti

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 22440 hours
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Re-adding, as said before this should be redirected to Vandalism. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
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edit Bonfire night

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 22491 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because Zombiebaron's reason for nomming this makes no sense at all! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 30 December 2011
Delete (2)
  1. This is a bac. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:19, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Because this really is bac. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:11, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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edit Mayonnaise

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 22533 hours
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. Weaker stuff but it's a good starting point for a re-write.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:54, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. aint good --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:10, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Scrap it and start anew. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:20, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Huff this crap! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:28, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Redirect to A Jar of Mayonnaise --Tophat headless 18:53, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

edit Kari Byron

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 22565 hours
Keep (5)
  1. Eh, it's not that bad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 28 December 2011
  2. Keep. Per Sockpuppet.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:48, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep, as per other sockpuppet. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm not seeing it. The huffing part I mean. I do see some nice pics and a fairly well written page that needs a shove or two, but nothing to deep-six the entire article over. Aleister 17:09 28-12-'11
  5. A general clean-up is in order but not deletion. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:37, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Kill + redirect to the far superior Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:01, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Per TKF. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:22, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ditto. Pup 05:48 28 Dec '11
Comments

edit Cheesium

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 22569 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Amusing... again not really that bad.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:49, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. the data sheet gets a little lengthy but it's not that bad. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:41, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per the chemical symbol guy, who seems to know chemical language. And per Mhallie, for all the right reasons. Aleister 22:18 29-12-'11
Delete (4)
  1. This is really bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:26, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I was going to say keep, but then I took an arrow to the knee--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small STINKY CHEESE MAN!!!  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:01, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Shite I mean really? If you make an article about a pretend element you could make it remotely believable, no to mention all that listy shit down the bottom is a fucking bore and eyesore. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:06, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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