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And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.
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#Re-adding, as said before this should be redirected to Vandalism. {{User:Frosty/sig3}}
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|keep=#{{Keep}} Because Zombiebaron's reason for nomming this makes no sense at all! {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''21:25, 30 December 2011''</small>
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#This is a bac. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:19, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
*{{delete}} Your typical ramblin' <s>wizard</s> unicorn story full of magic and pirates and bullshit. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 03:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
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#Because this really is bac. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 23:11, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
*{{Delete}} Latest in the genre of, Let's invent a character and see how much we can say about it. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:51 11-Apr-10</small>
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*'''Delete'''. Beyond dull. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 15:35, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
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#'''Keep'''. Weaker stuff but it's a good starting point for a re-write.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 09:54, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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*{{delete}} Dry & worthless 2006 gamercruft. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 03:26, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
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*{{Delete|im f***ed in the head}}. Only asset is that it will turn up first in the Yellow Pages. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:49 11-Apr-10</small>
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#aint good --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 03:10, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
'''Delete'''. Jackass compilation. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 15:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
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#Scrap it and start anew. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:20, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Huff this crap! --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 15:28, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Redirect to [[A Jar of Mayonnaise]]}} --{{User:Magic man/sig4}} 18:53, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Eh, it's not ''that'' bad. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''01:34, 28 December 2011''</small>
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#'''Keep'''. Per Sockpuppet.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 16:48, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
*{{delete}} They didn't have a good idea and they took it nowhere. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 03:16, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
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#Keep, as per other sockpuppet. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
*{{Delete}} "We should start with a brief history lesson." No; we should start with [[UN:HTBFANJS]]. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>14:47 11-Apr-10</small>
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#{{Keep}} I'm not seeing it. The huffing part I mean. I do see some nice pics and a fairly well written page that needs a shove or two, but nothing to deep-six the entire article over. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 17:09 28-12-'11
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#A general clean-up is in order but not deletion. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:37, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Kill + redirect to the far superior [[Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters]] --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:01, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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{{For|Keep for the hell of it}} I say let's put a banner headline over it using Monkey's quote "It's like being waterboarded with memes", because it crosses the line of "So bad it's good" imnho. The name and the pics are what save it for me, they are so UnPerfect that it works with stupid memes and language. Twenty thumbs up! Feature! Vote for Good! Huh? [[user:Aleister in Chains|'''''Aleister des chains''''']] 00:39 11 4 mmx
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#'''Keep'''. Amusing... again not really that bad.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 16:49, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
*{{Keep|Weak keep}} it's actually pretty adequately written, though admittedly overly memey. {{User:Paizuri/sig7}} 00:56, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
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#Keep... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
*{{Keep|Shoop-a-whoop!}} Lasers. {{User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">11 Apr 2010 ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">03:36 (UTC)</font>''
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#{{keep}} the data sheet gets a little lengthy but it's not that bad. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:41, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Per the chemical symbol guy, who seems to know chemical language. And per Mhallie, for all the right reasons. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 22:18 29-12-'11
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*{{smite}} It's like being water boarded with memes. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 22:38, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
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*{{Delete}} Well said. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:45 10-Apr-10</small>
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#This is really bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:26, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
*{{Smite}} Take your lazars and shove them up your ass. --[[User:Wilytank|Wilytank]] 22:55, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
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#I was going to say keep, but then I took an arrow to the knee--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 05:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
*{{Delete}} It crosses the line of "So bad it makes me want to gouge out my eyes" {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall}} <small><span style="color:green;">''Sunday, 01:53, Apr 11 2010 [[UTC]]''</span></small>
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#{{Exterminate|STINKY CHEESE MAN!!!}} {{User:Wilytank/sig}} 15:01, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{delete|Shite}} I mean really? If you make an article about a pretend element you could make it remotely believable, no to mention all that listy shit down the bottom is a fucking bore and eyesore. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 22:06, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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*{{delete}} ''Hey let me write about my favorite British rock band on Uncyclo... Whoops, I'm out of relevant content already. I better keep writing till I fill the page up. Derp duh derp buhbuhbuh fart!'' --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 22:23, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Delete}} But how does one "fill the page up" on a wiki? {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 03:42, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*{{Obliterate|Bandwagon jumping.}} Did I do that right? {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall}} <small><span style="color:green;">''Sunday, 01:55, Apr 11 2010 [[UTC]]''</span></small>
 
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*{{Obliterate|Kerkill}} I use to play Neopets and this seriously seems like the actual calendar on the site. Nothing funny here. Why this wasn't put on QVFD when it was first made is beyond me... {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 02:48, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate}}--[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 03:02, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate}}. For Junior Uncyclopedia. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 08:46, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''10:52, 9 April 2010''</small>
 
*{{Obliterate|Obliterate}} for great justice. {{user:skinfan13/sig2}} <small>''12:17 EST 9 April, 2010''</small>
 
*{{Obliterate}} Nobody cares about Neopets anymore. --[[User:Wilytank|Wilytank]] 16:19, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate|Obliterate}}. Seriously. [[User:Joefoxon|Joefoxon]] 18:35, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate}} If this is anything other than a direct lift (whether with or without changes), it explains itself even worse than Wilytank complained about for Suha Arafat below. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:32 9-Apr-10</small>
 
*{{Obliterate}} - I stumbled on this a few years ago, yet I was too lazy to see if there was an actual joke behind it. {{User:Kip the Dip/sig}} <small>21:00, Apr. 9, 2010</small>
 
*{{Obliterate}} Worse than Wednesdays. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 23:43, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate|Bandwagon Obliterate}} Cuz everyone else is doing it {{User:Paizuri/sig7}} 06:59, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate|Worth not huffing yet}} in the hope Dexter's dream comes true. {{User:RabbiTechno/sig}} 10:04, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate}} Am I cool now? --{{User:ChiefjusticeDS/sig}} 14:16, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate|Speedy delete}}{{User:HELPME/sig2 electric boogalo}} 22:00, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate|Obliterate again}}. Always happy to cast multiple votes if it helps us set some hokey record. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>22:08 10-Apr-10</small>
 
*{{Obliterate}} There is nothing funny, and it's fun to help set a record. [[User:Billobob|Billobob]] 00:33, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate}} Although I actually think it's cute but I'm outnumbered, so will join the lynching party. [[user:Aleister in Chains|Al des chains]] 00:43 11 4 mmx
 
*{{Obliterate|The sticky stuff under the couch.}} Whaomband'ka Stilloins boom<sup>BOOM!</sup> {{User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">11 Apr 2010 ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">03:28 (UTC)</font>''
 
*{{Obliterate}} This evoked feelings in me I didn't know I could experience. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 03:38, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Obliterate|20 voatz lol}} --[[User:Paizuri|blarg]] 08:27, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*We should get it to a nice 14 delete 0 keep before it's out of here. {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 07:24, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
* There's a mess of articles in VFD limbo but everyone votes here. This beat the dead horse mentality is why UNCYCLOPEDIA IS THE WORST! --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 21:17, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*:But look at how Uncyclopedia has united against this one article. Nothing like it has ever happened before. It's a beautiful sight. {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 21:58, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*I was the 14th vote. I am cool.{{User:HELPME/sig2 electric boogalo}} 22:01, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*Anybody else? {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 22:03, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
*Hehe, I just wanted to see what it would look like if everyone used the same template. {{User:Paizuri/sig7}} 22:07, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
 
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==[[HowTo: Hide a Dead Hooker/You Clicked Yes]]==
 
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*'''Keep''' I look like that drawing. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 20:29, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
 
:Wasn't something like this just in the UnNews funnies (labeled [[George W. Bush]])? {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:36 8-Apr-10</small>
 
::This page is a sub-page of [[HowTo:_Hide_a_Dead_Hooker]] and is accessed by clicking 'Yes' on the bit with the penguins. So if it's deleted then the main article would have to be modified which would take absolutely...no time at all...what's my argument?? {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 20:40, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
 
*'''Quite funny''' In context of the main article, it's fine. Also, it is linked in the main article, Wily... And if we delete this, then it'll open the floodgates and drive everyone to want to delete all subpages. {{User:Dexter111344/sig}} 20:52, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{keep}} [[HowTo:_Hide_a_Dead_Hooker/You_Clicked_No|Only a moron would vote against this right]]? {{User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">09 Apr 2010 ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">04:26 (UTC)</font>''
 
*{{Bless|Feature!}} {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''10:53, 9 April 2010''</small>
 
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*{{Delete}} Failed attempt at intelligence. --[[User:Wilytank|Wilytank]] 20:25, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
 
*<s>{{Delete}} Insults the reader without performing humor or even cleverness. If unreferenced by the main article, it's got no reason to survive. Perhaps even if referenced. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>20:36 8-Apr-10</small></s> '''Rescinded.''' Okay in context. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>10:29 9-Apr-10</small>
 
*'''Delete'''. Unfunny short trousered humour. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 08:44, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
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<s>* Isn't even linked from the [[HowTo:Hide a Dead Hooker|main article]]. --[[User:Wilytank|Wilytank]] 20:29, April 8, 2010 (UTC)</s>
 
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==[[Fallout 3]]==
 
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*'''Keep'''. Normally I am all for dumping stuff like this but this article is at least put together well. Don't see the need to remove it. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 08:49, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
*'''Keep'''. There's some good stuff here hidden behind the angry sarcastic teenager. Could easily be rewritten into a more neutral and funnier tone. If deletion is chosen, I can haz userspace? --{{User:Matfen/sig}} 18:28, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*'''Delete.''' Here's what I know: There's a computer game called ''Fallout 3'' and the author of this article didn't like it. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 16:38, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{delete}} I'm sort of on the fence content wise but I think it might be satisfying to delete it just because the author seems a it of a dickpipe. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 21:59, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*'''Abstain.''' More than the game, author hates the "clueless...dumb shits" with whom he disagrees. His antagonistic attitude is a burden, but the article might be amusing to people who know that game really well. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:54 8-Apr-10</small>
 
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*{{Keep}} Brilliant writing! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:56 6-Apr-10</small>
 
*{{Keep}} Someone with a sense of humour has been here, along with someone with a sense of mistrang. If we were to hooverlump the mistrang and weezle the foremonk, then there might be something decent left behind. Keep as it is redeemable, and there are a few lines in there I would love to steal. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall}} <small><span style="color:green;">''Tuesday, 22:03, Apr 6 2010 [[UTC]]''</span></small>
 
:The last time I weezled the foremonk was during a yacht race. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>02:29 8-Apr-10</small>
 
*'''Keep''': 50% good and 50% bad means 100% keep baby. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 22:07, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*{{delete}} Badly structured towncruft article. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 00:35, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
*'''Rose tinted testicles''' {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 02:58, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*'''Comment'''. It lapses into Randumbo but might be recoverable. It's a pretty dull place and the photo is of retiring M.P. there Anne Widdicombe. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 19:23, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
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==[[Cluck!]]==
 
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*{{delete}} and redirect to [[Cluck]] which is, save one sentence, '''completely the same fucking article'''! --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 19:11, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{Delete|Delete the other one}} as this one has a longer change history. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>19:32 4-Apr-10</small>
 
*{{delete}} per SPIKE {{user:skinfan13/sig2}} <small>''19:46 EST 4 April,2010''</small>
 
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*{{comment}} Of course, it's not like we need [[cluck]] that badly. It's a just a derivative [[AAAAAAAA]], right?--[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 19:11, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
 
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==[[Viking]]==
 
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*{{Keep}} Pelargonium deleted a large chunk of Dildo Humor and listcruft regarding Viking gods, and it is within sight of borderline acceptability, though it will take a thorough copy-edit. <small>00:24 4-Apr-10</small> <s>PS--After five passes of fighting pompous, gassy prose as a prerequisite to organizing it, as a prerequisite to making it funny, I am despairing and about to flip to '''Delete'''. I now have nothing funny I want to say about Vikings, nor does the article. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>16:36 4-Apr-10</small></s>
 
:Fortunately, Happytimes has now added actual humor. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:51 6-Apr-10</small>
 
*{{Keep}} Grammar needs to be fixed and broken links deleted, but really shouldn't be deleted. --[[User:Wilytank|Wilytank]] 11:41, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{KeepRed|Strong Keep!}} Í dídn't thínk ít wás töö bád by the tímé Í göt tö ít... nöw thát Í've édíted ít söme Í thínk ít hás réál pöténtíál. {{User:Happytimes/sig}} ''<font style="color: #003300; font-size:9px;">06 Apr 2010 ~ </font><font style="color: #001100; font-size:9px;">05:18 (UTC)</font>''
 
*{{keep|Mild Keep.}} Fuck the list and get rid of the lamer jokes and cruft and it'll be presentable. There's still some good content hidden in there. --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 06:59, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*I attempted to clean this up, but it's just too much...so '''Delete''' and start over. {{User:Pelargonium/sig6}} <small>18:45, 3 April 2010 (UTC)</small>
 
*{{Delete}} I'm with Pel on this one, we just need to start over and try again. {{user:skinfan13/sig2}} <small>''12:34 EST 4 April, 2010''</small>
 
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*'''Comment'''. The idea needs work. This is a work where I guess the original author has gone and since then lots of extra rubbish was piled on top. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 17:31, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
 
:I was about to contact you, as you are the go-to guy for suggesting new directions for an article at a dead end. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>17:39 4-Apr-10</small>
 
::Another article to operate on. Ok, face mask,gas and hammer...--{{User:Romartus/sig}} 19:26, April 6, 2010 (UTC)
 
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==[[Toronto Maple Leafs]]==
 
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*{{keep}} This isn't so terrible it needs deletion, just a bit of re-writing. {{user:skinfan13/sig2}} <small>''17:45 EST 3 April, 2010''</small>
 
*{{Keep|Keep and Commit}} to {{U|Uncle J}}, author of [[UnNews:Leafs re-sign defenceman Bill Barilko in hopes of making playoffs]] (Barilko is deceased), if he will have it. Article is longish, but of pleasure to Leafs fans; they know who they are, and the rest of us gravitate to the articles on our teams instead. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>00:18 4-Apr-10</small>
 
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*{{Delete}} This is just...no. {{User:Pelargonium/sig6}} <small>18:31, 3 April 2010 (UTC)</small>
 
*'''Weak Delete.''' I could be just as happy without this article. If someone cleans it up I'll change my vote, but I really can't be moved to do so myself. {{User:Syndrome/sig}} 03:41, April 11, 2010 (UTC)
 
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==[[Ellen Page]]==
 
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*'''Keep''' A page on Page is needed, and this one has stretches where it is good. I felt a laugh emerging several times. It won't take much to fix other large sections of it when the creator actually gets involved in discussing it. So, keep. [[user:Aleister in Chains|Al in Chains]] 00:15 1 4 mmx
 
*{{tl|fix}} original author is still working on it. Lets follow our standard procedure and hope against hope that the ip author suddenly realizes how to be funny and not just stupid. --{{User:Mnbvcxz/sig5}} 04:43, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
 
::Since she didn't have a construction tag on it and doesn't seem to want to talk, I did an edit sweep and likely made it funnier, better, and pic formatted better. I likey! Now I'll see if she reverts and then we can have an edit war in an attempt to save her Page page! [[user:Aleister in Chains|'''''Aleister in Chains''''']] 20:45 1 4 mmx
 
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*<s>'''Delete''' This was ICU'd and then the tag was removed by the noob as part of a huge chain of tiny, tiny edits to the article. Randumb humour. <small>Ritter Generaloberst CPT [[User:PuppyOnTheRadio|PuppyOnTheRadio]] GUN WotM UotM RotM NotM <font style="text-decoration:overline;font-size:80%">VFH</font> CM [[File:Ninjastar.png|12px]] ΥΣΣ</small> <small><span style="color:green;">''Wednesday, 05:07, Mar 31 2010 [[UTC]]''</span></small>
 
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*<s>{{Delete}} Awful concept executed with flashes of brilliance. "She is also probably a lesbian in the way that she is probably an actress." The article's only other conundrum doesn't come off as smoothly. I recently reverted the author on [[Penis]]; she ripped out 8 entries in the ponderous list of synonyms I had just pruned and alphabetized, adding "Junior." I'd say put {{tl|ICU}} back on, but it won't do any good. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>09:41 31-Mar-10</small></s>
 
:'''Rescinded'''. Aleister is making good progress--In particular, a six-word addition in the intro turns a cheap slap at Page's physical appearance into a brilliant double entendre. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:31 2-Apr-10</small>
 
*{{Delete}} I don't see it as being able to go anywhere. I laughed very briefly exactly once. [[User:Loopygrumpkins|Loopygrumpkins]] 21:32, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
 
*'''Delete''' 'A page Page is needed'???? Why? No page on here is needed, that's the point of this place. FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FUCKING ARGGHHHHHHHH - Dumb fucking keep votes ahoy! {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 17:41, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
 
:I don't agree (also [[Kentuckistan]] below)--Should we say to the reader, "We tried, but we wrinkled our nose, balled up the paper and threw it into the wastebasket, so here's a red-link for you to look at"? No, we should say, "Here is a pile of crap; now, you could do better?" {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>03:35 2-Apr-10</small>
 
::Well you're wrong. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 08:45, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
 
:::I agree with Spike. Also Al has done some good work there, and with the help of Spike this article is now somewhat less heinous. I still think the concept is... well, missing, but if I came across it now I'd ignore it rather than hate it. If Al is willing to keep tuning it up, I'm happy to rescind my vote and nom. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall}} <small><span style="color:green;">''Friday, 09:08, Apr 2 2010 [[UTC]]''</span></small>
 
::::You think about it too much, which ironically makes your voting more erratic. {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 09:38, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
 
:::::Thanks, I'll kick back into it mid-next week, but until then, vacation, YAY! [[user:Aleister in Chains|Al de'chain]] 17:47 2 4 mmx
 
:::::Not erratic - I just reserve the right to change my stance if the circumstances around a decision change. This article was garbage, and I nommed it as I wasn't going to redeem it myself. Al has done substantial work and salvaged it, so I'm happy to keep provided he continues working. He's said he will, so vote is rescinded. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigsmall}} <small><span style="color:green;">''Saturday, 11:56, Apr 3 2010 [[UTC]]''</span></small>
 
::::::It's "erratic" to have Ignorable Policies. Quality writing can overcome any failure of concept or rules violation. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>12:02 3-Apr-10</small>
 
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*If the original author is still working on it then he should finish it. Perhaps leave comments on the article's page rather than put it in for delete. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 07:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
 
*I've helped her along, see my note above I just wrote in '''Keep''' Al in Chainsy
 
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*'''Keep''' It just needs a little help, and who else is going to write an article about Ede? And '''Keep''' in an attempt to save the soul of a user who has turned quickly to the dark side of Uncy after winning a cruft battle of their own. Who will stand and fight for Ede by my side? We are the few, but you will tell your children that you were here, this day, this April fools day. May God be on our side. [[user:Aleister in Chains|Al en'chain]] 00:40 1 4
 
*{{Keep}} What Al just said inspired me, and so I have turned. I WILL FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE! [[User:Loopygrumpkins|Loopygrumpkins]] 22:55, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
 
**Thanks. Here's a sword, my third best one, now you stay here and defend yourself against the 10,000 as I go, ON VACATION! Yay! See you next week. [[user:Aleister in Chains|Al in chains]] 17:49 2 4 mmx
 
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*<s>{{Delete}} It's unfunny article about a town that no one has ever heard of. [[User:Loopygrumpkins|Loopygrumpkins]] 21:28, March 30, 2010 (UTC)</s>
 
*{{Delete}} Retarded! Inbred! But enough about the humor; let's discuss the residents! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:46 30-Mar-10</small>
 
*{{Delete}} Towncruft --[[User:Wilytank|Wilytank]] 13:09, March 31, 2010 (UTC)
 
*'''Delete''' It's time for TOP OF THE POPS!!! {{User:Matt lobster/sig}} 17:42, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
 
*'''Delete'''. Standard rubbishing article about a place no one has heard of. --{{User:Romartus/sig}} 08:44, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
 
*{{delete|Almost, but not quite.}} --[[User:Count of Monkey Crisco|Count of Monkey Crisco]] 22:06, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
 
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*Took you, what? a week? to go from writing school-cruft to teeing some up for deletion (Section 5 of [[Ede]])! {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>21:46 30-Mar-10</small>
 
::I know! You'd think he would have learned what it's like to put blood, sweat, and urine into a page and then have to fight for its survival. I don't know, it makes me lose my hope in mankind. [[user:Aleister in Chains|Al en'chains]] 00:20 1 4 mmx
 
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edit Graffiti

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  1. Re-adding, as said before this should be redirected to Vandalism. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
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edit Bonfire night

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because Zombiebaron's reason for nomming this makes no sense at all! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 30 December 2011
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  1. This is a bac. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:19, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Because this really is bac. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:11, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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edit Mayonnaise

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Elapsed Time: 23354 hours
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  1. Keep. Weaker stuff but it's a good starting point for a re-write.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:54, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. aint good --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:10, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Scrap it and start anew. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:20, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Huff this crap! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:28, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Redirect to A Jar of Mayonnaise --Tophat headless 18:53, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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edit Kari Byron

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  1. Eh, it's not that bad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 28 December 2011
  2. Keep. Per Sockpuppet.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:48, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep, as per other sockpuppet. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm not seeing it. The huffing part I mean. I do see some nice pics and a fairly well written page that needs a shove or two, but nothing to deep-six the entire article over. Aleister 17:09 28-12-'11
  5. A general clean-up is in order but not deletion. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:37, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kill + redirect to the far superior Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:01, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Per TKF. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:22, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ditto. Pup 05:48 28 Dec '11
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edit Cheesium

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 23390 hours
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Amusing... again not really that bad.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:49, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. the data sheet gets a little lengthy but it's not that bad. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:41, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per the chemical symbol guy, who seems to know chemical language. And per Mhallie, for all the right reasons. Aleister 22:18 29-12-'11
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  1. This is really bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:26, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I was going to say keep, but then I took an arrow to the knee--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small STINKY CHEESE MAN!!!  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:01, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Shite I mean really? If you make an article about a pretend element you could make it remotely believable, no to mention all that listy shit down the bottom is a fucking bore and eyesore. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:06, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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