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'''Multiple votes on the same entry from one person (that is, one using puppet accounts) is considered agenda-pushing and is frowned upon.'''
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Don't mess with the above template. Seriously.
   
For pages that are created as a form of vandalism, or that are plagiarized, use [[Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD|QuickVFD]].
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And place the VFD tag on the page, dammit! Otherwise, we will scrape your balls with a rusty razor blade! If you don't have balls we are willing to improvise.
   
For archived discussions, see the [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion#Archived VFD Discussions|Archived VFD Discussions]].
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#Re-adding, as said before this should be redirected to Vandalism. {{User:Frosty/sig3}}
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SysOps, please check the page history before deleting if you see something like it suspiciously changed titles. And please archive old entries when they start to clutter up the page; also, create a new archive page when the one in use gets ridiculously big.
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==[[Bonfire night]]==
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|keep=#{{Keep}} Because Zombiebaron's reason for nomming this makes no sense at all! {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''21:25, 30 December 2011''</small>
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#This is a bac. -- {{User:Zombiebaron/sig}} 21:19, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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#Because this really is bac. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 23:11, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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==[[Mayonnaise]]==
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#'''Keep'''. Weaker stuff but it's a good starting point for a re-write.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 09:54, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#aint good --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 03:10, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Scrap it and start anew. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:20, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Huff this crap! --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 15:28, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{Delete|Redirect to [[A Jar of Mayonnaise]]}} --{{User:Magic man/sig4}} 18:53, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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==[[Kari Byron]]==
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#Eh, it's not ''that'' bad. {{User:Sockpuppet of an unregistered user/sig4}}<small>''01:34, 28 December 2011''</small>
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#'''Keep'''. Per Sockpuppet.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 16:48, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#Keep, as per other sockpuppet. -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
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#{{Keep}} I'm not seeing it. The huffing part I mean. I do see some nice pics and a fairly well written page that needs a shove or two, but nothing to deep-six the entire article over. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 17:09 28-12-'11
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#A general clean-up is in order but not deletion. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:37, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Kill + redirect to the far superior [[Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters]] --{{User:Thekillerfroggy/sig}} 19:01, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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#Per TKF. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 19:22, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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#Ditto. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig2|1325051325}}
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==[[American-English Dictionary]]==
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==[[Cheesium]]==
Apparently copied from [[English-American Dictionary]], with the language references switched around. A slightly funny idea, but it's just going to get outdated as people edit the much more popular English-American dictionary. --[[User:Mr2001|Mr2001]] 02:50, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
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:How about [http://www.alltooflat.com/geeky/elgoog/m/index.cgi elgooG]-ing it, including the E-A page as a template, but displayed in reverse? [[User:Hooloovoo|Hooloovoo]] 03:15, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
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'''Keep''' [[English-American Dictionary|E-A D]] may be more popular but it still gets a fair ammount of edits/traffic and has managed to stay reasonably in sync, also due to it's nature there are some diffrent jokes. Maybe just make the links more explicit.--[[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 05:27, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
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#'''Keep'''. Amusing... again not really that bad.--{{user:sycamore/sig}} 16:49, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#Keep... -- {{User:Mhaille/sig}}
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#{{keep}} the data sheet gets a little lengthy but it's not that bad. --[[User:Ferric_AlFerrous|<math>Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2}</math>]] 03:41, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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#Per the chemical symbol guy, who seems to know chemical language. And per Mhallie, for all the right reasons. [[user:Aleister|'''Aleister''']] 22:18 29-12-'11
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#This is really bad. --{{User:Xamralco/sig}} 14:26, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
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#I was going to say keep, but then I took an arrow to the knee--{{User:Iwillkillyou333/sig}} 05:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{Exterminate|STINKY CHEESE MAN!!!}} {{User:Wilytank/sig}} 15:01, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
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#{{delete|Shite}} I mean really? If you make an article about a pretend element you could make it remotely believable, no to mention all that listy shit down the bottom is a fucking bore and eyesore. {{User:Frosty/sig3}} 22:06, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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I don't see why they couldn't be '''merged''' so as to include both American and English usages in one page. --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 05:35, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
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Unvanity cruft with a lot to learn about sarcasm. [[User:Hooloovoo|Hooloovoo]] 19:13, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
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'''Delete''' Ah, another "HE IS TEH GHEY" specimen. One of the Seven Unfunny Humors. --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] 19:45, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC) I haven't made the other six up yet.
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'''Disembowel''' GRAGGHKH NO LIKE. GRAGGHKH SMASH! --[[User:Flammable|Flammable]] 19:56, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' --[[User:Cheeseboi|Cheeseboi]] 20:04, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Burn, piss on ashes, and stir''' --[[User:TheLibrarian|TheLibrarian]] 21:36, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''I'm new here and even I can tell it's not funny''' --[[User:Bigrich|Bigrich]] 22:58, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' Everything but "It has also been known to destroy Portugal every two years," and stick that somewhere else because it's funny. --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 23:19, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
: Never mind, I added that part to [[Laws of thermodynamics]]. Go ahead and '''kill it'''. --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 23:24, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
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==[[Progotajs]]==
 
'''Kicked in face''' --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] 23:35, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
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What the minky doodle is that about? [[User:Hooloovoo|Hooloovoo]] 19:08, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
:[http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&target=84.237.145.178 keeps removing the vfd tag]. It's getting old fast. [[User:Hooloovoo|Hooloovoo]] 19:40, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' Did it not occur to Mr. 84.237.145.178 that removing VFD tags is frowned upon? I mean, seriously. Uncyclopedia may be chaos, but THERE IS AN ORDER TO THE MADNESS! --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] 19:58, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' what a douche--[[User:TheLibrarian|TheLibrarian]] 21:34, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' subject appears to be non-notable, likely an acquaintance of whomever wrote this mess. --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 22:25, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' (Just adding my vote to lubricate the cogs of inevitable deletion.) --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 23:15, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
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==[[Vote this page for deletion|<font color=#ba0000><u><s>Vote this page for deletion</s></u></font>]]==
 
 
<s>Obvious</s> <tt>reasons.. --[[User:Cheeseboi|Cheeseboi]] 14:55, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)</tt>
 
''P.S. <s>If that page is also essential to Uncyclopedia, blame my relative n00bness, please. Otherwise just delete the page like I asked you to.''
 
:'''Weak keep'''. I think it can be redeemed, adding <font color=#ba0000>a bit more chaos into the mix, and '''reflecting on the differences between the page deletion process at WP and this one. In </font> short: whack it in the head with a clue-by four? It wouldn't ruin my sleep if it were gone, though. [[User:Hooloovoo|Hooloovoo]] 20:09, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
<code>:'''Move to project namespace''' as the article appears to be about [[Uncyclopedia]] itself. Could also use to be cleaned up a bit... --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 22:20, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)</code>
 
:'''Move to project namespace''' Or [[User:Famine|Famine]] will just recreate it anyway, we all know what a vandal he is :-) --[[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 05:30, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)</s>
 
 
I'm not an effing vandal. STFU biatch. And whoever deleted this, I'm gonna ban j000! --[[User:Famine|Famine]] 12:52, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
==<s>[[Uganda]]</s>==
 
 
'''Gone''' --[[User:Famine|Famine]] 13:01, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
<s>'''Delete''' - it's in spanish (I think) it's all bold, it's not in style, and just seems like complete BS --[[User:TheLibrarian|TheLibrarian]] 09:39, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' - Yes, it is BS. It is actually in Romanian and has no connection with Uganda whatsoever. No humour or style either, for that matter. --[[User:130.161.176.186|130.161.176.186]] 12:49, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
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==[[Kitten huffing]]==
 
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Not that it's unfunny, more that it's really, really sick. --[[User:Cheeseboi|Cheeseboi]] 22:24, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
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:Overruled. --[[User:PantsMacKenzie|PantsMacKenzie]] 01:00, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
:Overruled? That should be Overruled, washed, rinsed and hung out to dry. Kitten huffing is a cornerstone of Uncyclopedia. It'd be like removing Oscar, the Stub template, or Mr. T. God, I need me an orange one after this shit... --[[User:Famine|Famine]] 01:22, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
[[Kitten Huffing]] is one of the formative articles of Uncyclopedia. It's been around since mid-February, has the most views of any entry and probably the most links to it as well (outside links and wikilinks alike). If it is deleted the very fabric of Uncyclopedia would unravel. And the underground kitten trade would take a serious hit. ('''Famine''', I wrote this while you were making your edit. The similarities between our comments are rather eerie, no?) --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] 01:26, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
:You didn't get the other half of batch #1652 did you? Because my last order is definitely missing one of the two boots of the "two boots, three calico, one black, two tan, and two orange". I have to say, I'm a sucker for the variety pack. And it definitly would explain the similarities. Or else, we both must have been here once before. Did I bump into you are the [[Uncyclopedia:Annual_BBQ|Annual BBQ]]? --[[User:Famine|Famine]] 01:49, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
Oops. It's either n00b idiocy or just that I like cats. No harm done, right? --[[User:Cheeseboi|Cheeseboi]] 19:10, 25 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
At least you were good enough to post here before doing soemthing liek blanking it.--[[User:Flammable|Flammable]] 05:21, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
Um, wouldn't huffing all of the <font color=orange>orange</font> ones break the Stub template? --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 23:10, 26 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
{{vagina}}
 
:I thought the Stub template was powered by the souls of <font color=orange>orange</font> ones and thus needed more to be huffed than normal ones?--[[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 05:32, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
==[[1851]]==
 
Cleaned up page listed for deletion. Moved former text under [[Lee Kwan Yew]]. [[User:64.12.117.10|64.12.117.10]] 08:01, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Keep''' It's no better or worse than most other year pages. --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 22:08, 21 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
:*Umm thanks (I think....) [[User:64.12.117.10|64.12.117.10]] 02:09, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
==[[Soap opera]]==
 
-<s>Garbage--[[User:Jondel|Jondel]] 05:26, 20 Jul 2005 (UTC)</s>
 
:'''Rewritten.''' <s>Now may I wash my hands of this?</s> You may now sing its praises. --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 00:08, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
::Looks much better!--[[User:Jondel|Jondel]] 01:23, 23 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
===Carlb's Pun===
 
:<s>'''Delete.''' It's shameful, I tell you! Shameful!</s> --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 17:49, 22 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
:'''Rewritten'''. --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] 14:30, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
==[[Mount_Improbable]]==
 
 
This is just crap, IMO. --[[User:Codeine|Codeine]] 20:03, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete'''/'''Maybe Rewrite''' --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 04:58, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Complete Rewrite''' I can think of something else I could put in its place. --[[User:IMBJR|IMBJR]] 11:23, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
:'''Do It''', can't hurt --[[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 11:39, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
::Doned --[[User:IMBJR|IMBJR]] 16:50, 17 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Rewrite & Expand''' --[[User:DWIII|DWIII]] 22:36, 14 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
== Lt idiotism ==
 
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*[[Bybys]]
 
*[[Alytus]]
 
*[[Bambalis]]
 
[[User:Nomad|Nomad]] 12:40, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
*[[Agurotis_AG12]] [[User:Nomad|Nomad]] 18:59, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
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*[[Pseduointelligence]]
 
*[[Conservatives]]
 
*[[Megahyperinflation]]
 
*[[L4z33rgun]]
 
*[[Illusion]]
 
*[[False]]
 
--[[User:Nomad|Nomad]] 15:03, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
--[[User:Cap'n Ben|Cap'n Ben]] 15:30, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC) Not that I think my vote will be necessary to get these crapfests killed.
 
 
* [[Otonas]] --[[User:Nomad|Nomad]] 19:29, 7 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
* [[Arturas Paulauskas]] --[[User:Nomad|Nomad]] 15:49, 13 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
==[[Lt:Finikieciai]]==
 
'''Delete''' Seems like a complete nonsense --[[User:Mirage|Mirage]] 15:53, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
:[[Uncyclopedia:VFH#lt:Finikieciai|Someone disagrees with you.]] ;) --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] 15:58, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
: It is a pretty good article just in lithuanian language :) [[User:Nomad|Nomad]] 12:39, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
: This article is so good that it can be used as a start of a lithuanian Uncyclopedia branch :-) Anyway, someone who wrote it was stupid enough to write it in Lithuanian. --[[User:Tractor|Tractor]] 19:13, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
:: Maybe it’s good, but only to a small group of people, who know: VooZ2, Žygis, Digis, SilvereX, Viliuks --[[User:Mirage|Mirage]] 20:03, 3 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
::: Pls start the lithuanian Uncyclopedia and move there. --[[User:Jondel|Jondel]] 01:08, 27 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
=== Category:Lt: ===
 
For articles like [[Finikieciai]], I've been handling this by:
 
* adding the language code (in this case [[Lt:]]) to the start of the title
 
* moving the article to the appropriate category ([[:Category:Lt:]] in this case)
 
* linking to the article from the [[Lt:]] main page, which in turn is linked from the complete list of [[Uncyclopedia]]s
 
 
Nonetheless, the language barrier is still problematic as we don't even have machine translation for [[lt:]], let alone any long-time users or admins who are familiar with the language. At least [[de:]] [[es:]] and [[fr:]] [[secret]]s can usually be [[babel fish]]ed out with a fair amount of patience for the folks who don't speak them all. --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 00:57, 4 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
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==[[Decepticon Party]]==
 
'''Delete''' Along with article [[Predacon Party]] --[[User:Nytrospawn|Nytrospawn]] 18:25, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' Generic and unfunny----[[User:The Werle|The Werle]] 23:27, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Delete''' --[[User:Spintherism|Spintherism]] 23:29, 29 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Merge''' this and assorted bits and stubs linked here, like [[Pinko_Commie_Revolt_of_1992]], which pertain to [[The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975]] into [[The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975]]. --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 16:45, 30 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Keep''' most of the pages are more than the standrd stubby one liners and they are all consistant with one another, I also think it's quite good (although Decepticon and Predacon parties could do with some bulking, I might look into sporking something from [[wikipedia:Main Page|our better half's]]. --[[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 10:45, 2 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
At least change the images of those articles. The predacons most definately didnt use the Autobot insignia. --[[User:Nytrospawn|Nytrospawn]] 01:27, 5 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Keep''' I have added much more content to the page, so don't delete it.
 
 
'''Keep''' Me and my freind are still working on this. We are adding content, its a bit soon to go for deletion. [[User:Rangeley|Rangeley]]
 
 
==Romania-related stubs==
 
{{Romania}}
 
 
A whole long list of fragments and substubs (see also discussion on [[Uncyclopedia:Village_Dump#Current_Romanian_vs_World_War]]); any hope of being able to combine them into some larger article in [[:category:Romania]] or just [[kitten huffing|huff 'em]]?
 
*<s>[[AmonSul]]
 
* [[Benone Sinulescu]]
 
* [[Bivolaru]]
 
* [[Caracal]]
 
* [[Ciunga]]
 
* [[Dracula Escu]] (we already have [[Dracula]], [[Vlad Drakul]], [[Vlad the Impaler|Vlad the Impala]]...)
 
* [[Lucian Madean]]
 
* [[Manea]]
 
* [[Moldavia]]
 
* [[Prahova]]
 
* [[Tzapa]]</s>
 
Redirected to [[What I Didn't Know about Romania]]. --[[User:Repairman Jack|Repairman Jack]] 03:04, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Baleeted:'''
 
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* [[Poor]]
 
* [[Restaurant]]
 
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* [[Spirit]] --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 17:11, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
The last three are just bad and should be '''deleted'''. --[[User:Repairman Jack|Repairman Jack]] 09:40, 25 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''delete''' the last three --[[User:The Hedgehog|The Hedgehog]] 01:44, 26 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
Oh drats, I misread and thought you said '''deface''' the last three... oh well, too late now ;) --[[User:Carlb|Carlb]] 17:13, 27 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
:[[Spirit]] reincarnated into a new form but still bad.--[[User:Repairman Jack|Repairman Jack]] 13:33, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
== [[George Zimmer]] ==
 
I kinda like the "I'm George Zimmer and I guarantee it running gag, but it IS overly explicit, could be rewritten, keep the running gag, just have him going into weirder and weirder situtations, not all sexual.--[[User:Slackerboy|slack]] 13:49, 23 May 2005 (EDT)
 
 
'''Rewrite''' to remove the excessive and explicit quotes. --[[User:Repairman Jack|Repairman Jack]] 11:27, 24 May 2005 (EDT)
 
 
'''Delete''' Ugh, just kill it. --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] 02:19, 18 Jun 2005 (UTC)
 
 
'''Rewrite''' I like the running joke, but the situations suck.
 
 
'''Delete''' I'm not sure George Zimmer is a worthwhile object of parody, although I'd have held my tongue if the article were even funny. --[[User:DrAwesome|DrAwesome]] 05:15, 12 Jul 2005 (UTC)
 
 
 
==Archived VFD Discussions==
 
* [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive1]]
 
* [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive2]]
 
* [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive3]]
 
* [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive4]]
 
* [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive5]]
 
* [[Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive6]]
 

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edit Graffiti

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  1. Re-adding, as said before this should be redirected to Vandalism. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
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edit Bonfire night

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because Zombiebaron's reason for nomming this makes no sense at all! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 30 December 2011
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  1. This is a bac. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:19, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Because this really is bac. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:11, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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edit Mayonnaise

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  1. Keep. Weaker stuff but it's a good starting point for a re-write.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:54, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. aint good --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:10, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Scrap it and start anew. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:20, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Huff this crap! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:28, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Redirect to A Jar of Mayonnaise --Tophat headless 18:53, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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edit Kari Byron

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  1. Eh, it's not that bad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 28 December 2011
  2. Keep. Per Sockpuppet.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:48, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep, as per other sockpuppet. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm not seeing it. The huffing part I mean. I do see some nice pics and a fairly well written page that needs a shove or two, but nothing to deep-six the entire article over. Aleister 17:09 28-12-'11
  5. A general clean-up is in order but not deletion. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:37, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kill + redirect to the far superior Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:01, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Per TKF. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:22, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ditto. Pup 05:48 28 Dec '11
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edit Cheesium

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  1. Keep. Amusing... again not really that bad.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:49, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. the data sheet gets a little lengthy but it's not that bad. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:41, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per the chemical symbol guy, who seems to know chemical language. And per Mhallie, for all the right reasons. Aleister 22:18 29-12-'11
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  1. This is really bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:26, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I was going to say keep, but then I took an arrow to the knee--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small STINKY CHEESE MAN!!!  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:01, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Shite I mean really? If you make an article about a pretend element you could make it remotely believable, no to mention all that listy shit down the bottom is a fucking bore and eyesore. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:06, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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