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Nick Ryan

Keep
Delete
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GoneBraydie 16:41, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Mario and Luigi: Fartners in Time/Mario and Luigi:Partners in Time

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10:03, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Delete It's like golf. Matt lobster 13:45, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete The article could have a lot of potenial... but no. The person just copied Wikipedia article and added some stupid fart jokes... Get rid of it now please. --Dexter111344 14:15, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete.--Winston 14:21, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Copypaste=instahuff --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:41, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
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GoneBraydie 16:41, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Colonic Extractions

Keep
  • VFP-tampering-moderated Keep with WIP tag --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:18, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • People, this article was created TODAY, AFAIK. ICU and move on. --Smrt-guy 23:13, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Nom and delete. Small, no WIP tag at time of nom, and seems to interlink new pages. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:55, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Yes, should have been ICUed. But because of WIP tag. KeptBraydie 13:02, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

MUCU

Keep
Delete
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GoneBraydie 13:02, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Image:Dwarf-vagina.jpg

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  • Delete UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT A PRON DEPOSITORY!!!!! --General Insineratehymn 03:36, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Explicit. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:51, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Democracy? What's democracy?RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)04:41, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Mr. T/Facts

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  • Keep For same reason we voted to keep Chuck's one. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:02, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Out of a twisted sort of masochism, I've just done a major cleanup — take a look. — Lenoxus 02:26, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It's a lot better now. It shouldn't be deleted. Oh no.... it shouldn't Matt lobster 16:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • not so bad now it's been tidied - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • VFP-tampering-moderated keep --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:15, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete as nominator. Nothing against Mr. T, but this simply doesn't do him justice. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 14:10, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - however sadly I have to vote that way. It's a whole lot of not funny. --Smrt-guy 19:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete We already have Chuck Norris/Facts (hooray?). Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:12, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Deletee I hate this list stuff. I want Jane Austin Matt lobster 21:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • All votes before Lenoxus' apply to an older version of the now-cleaned-up article. Spang talk 09:54, 9 Mar 2007

KeptBraydie 03:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Combibo

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Delete
  • Delete Article was never improved. Auther simply removed ICU tag. --General Insineratehymn 23:51, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:59, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • This is why I watch all the pages I ICU. Reckon you could probably get away with just re-ICUing. But since it's here: Delete. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:15, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • d3l373 - Uh no. --El Destructeso 02:27, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:30, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It's not worth comm... Matt lobster
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GoneBraydie 03:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Mr G

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  • Delete Maybe slightly more controversial? But still pretty awful, I think. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:09, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It's almost worth keeping for its crappy take on hip-hop slang mixed with basic chemistry and Bible study. On the other hand, it's stupid. If someone offers to fix, I'll change my vote. --Smrt-guy 22:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:56, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:29, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
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GoneBraydie 03:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Literary Style

Keep
  • Keep The Tyson stuff is a step away from Oscar and, though a step in the wrong direction, it's a step we must support. ICU this bad boy and see what happens. Besides - it's funny! "writing does not have arms and is unable to carry any connotations" - good stuff! --Smrt-guy 22:26, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep -- I've started revising it. Others can step up to the plate if they want. ----OEJ 01:34, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This is miles better than alot of stuff that's miles worse. Matt lobster 10:49, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Very funny re-edit - well done! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:23, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete Something about Mike Tyson. "Writing does not have arms." Now I'm just confused. --Strange (but) <s>Untrue</s>  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:01, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • the author's not edited it since august, i guess he thought it was finished - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:55, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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KeptBraydie 03:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Gibson

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  • Yay - space on VFD! Have an article about guitars, why dontcha? Delete --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:58, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete with a vengeance! I hate it when 8 year olds write articles! --Smrt-guy 22:28, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:52, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bah. ----OEJ 00:25, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:28, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete There's nothing. Matt lobster 10:37, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
  • That's not about a martini! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:30, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

GoneBraydie 03:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Anachronism

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Delete
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GoneBraydie 03:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Galaciuc

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  • Delete as nominator. The article is a scrap heap of totally unformatted text, and I can't find any redeeming humor value. This is a contested {{PROD}} (although I probably wasn't supposed to use the PROD template). --Pentium5dot1 02:44, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • It's not clear exactly what it's about. Some kind of gaming contest? Anyway, it's fightcruft. Blarch --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:39, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Out.---Asteroid B612B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:50, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff. Lenoxus 16:09, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete because my invite got lost in the mail. --Smrt-guy 22:55, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:50, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • A Romanian might have a better idea what is going on. Gălăciuc is, according to Wickedpedia, a youth camp in the Romanian Carpathians. Annual activities include a software development contest, which I suspect is the thrust of the article to hand. Sounds like rather a nice spot -- "Gălăciuc is an excellent venue for paragliding, mountaineering and sightseeing....Trout fishing is possible either in the Putna river or the Lepşa trout farm." See also "fenshee's" photos from the area of the camp. Many people are maimed and insulted by rogue Romanian programmers yearly. We live in a wonderful world. ----OEJ 16:44, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

GoneBraydie 03:49, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Mole men

Keep
  • Just created. Keep and ICU --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:26, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • yeeees - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:29, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • I don't know WTF that is, but rules is rules. ICU and move on. --Smrt-guy 00:23, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Conditional keep -- just a newborn, and looks like a new user's first effort. Wait and see.----OEJ 02:15, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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Comments

Sparta

Keep
Delete
  • Delete -Definetly delete, so stupid, without any hopes of humour
  • Delete -My IQ went down about fifty points from reading this. My 12 year old brother could have written a better article. I would adopt it but I'm way too tired at the moment. Railcgun 23:08, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:27, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Let it die. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:30, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 23:31, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - it's all crap except for "A giant war was waged with boats and sieges and fried chicken and instant mashed potatoes and epic battles of paper, scissors, rock." --Smrt-guy 00:20, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 02:14, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Put it out of its misery. --General Insineratehymn 08:52, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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The Canadian Empire

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Delete
  • Delete - considering how funny Canada is in reality, this article has no excuse. --Smrt-guy 20:58, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete If there is anything here, it's lost in the bemusing "taking over the world" framework. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:35, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:22, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:27, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 23:29, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 02:12, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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Danny Phantom Phanboys

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Delete
  • This is unfunny fancruft, and I don't see it getting better. Delete --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:51, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Listy and meme-y. --Smrt-guy 20:58, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:24, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 23:25, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:27, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
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Spaghetti Programming

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  • Delete Tagged with fix for over a month. Unbelievably short. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:34, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Yes to all the above. AND the image is ugly. --Smrt-guy 20:58, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Has it really been that long since I tagged this? I still like the piccy though, might find a better home for it. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:44, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I like the word "spaghetti, but apart from that it's a little bad. Matt lobster 21:46, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:16, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 23:25, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 23:37, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Too bad, we should have an article on Spaghetti code but this isn't it.----OEJ 02:05, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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Chen Shui-bian

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  • Delete - When an IP number comments that a page is boring, you gotta listen to them. Just badly thought out, if it was at all. --Smrt-guy 19:02, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch Short, and I hate when Hitler gets involved. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:24, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • FLAME THIS IS COMMUNIST CHINESE PROGRAM TO INCRIMINATE DEAR READER! ALL HAIR CHEN SHUI-BIAN! SHIEEG HAIR! (/sarcasm) Seriously though this article could have been made by KMT lackeys. And I am a KMT member. Railcgun 23:11, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 23:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Past "use-by" date. ----OEJ 02:05, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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Suicide bomber

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Delete as nom. Despite use of phrase "sizeable lollipop", ultimately fails. --officer designate Club symbol Lugiatm Club symbol MUN NS CM ZM WH 18:28, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:11, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 23:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. One-edit, short, picless, randumb. ----OEJ 02:00, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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Kaitsu

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Delete
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QVFDBraydie 16:48, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

Sortie

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  • Delete. Not sure if this is vanity or not. Either way, it's not funny, and apparently packed with copyvios (at least according to these edits). -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:32, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete for causing me 3 points of stun damage. --Medvedev (scream)Grue_Jammy.gif 14:06, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Codeine -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:40, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • It hurts my eyeballs. Now I need drugs. --Smrt-guy 19:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff More fightcruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:14, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:05, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 00:06, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete with extreme prejudice. See this forum profile of "Sortie", which uses the stupid orange cat logo. ----OEJ 02:00, 9 March 2007 (UTC)
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Chuck Norris/Beard

Keep
  • Its not too bad...Norris is too cliche however.
  • Keep It's not that bad, there is far worse that could be around. --Shadowlost 10:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Merge with all the other cowbell Capercorn 02:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • yeah put it into the main norris articles - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:16, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep or merge. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:33, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Merge --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:05, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete - Not funny. And nobody cares about Chuck Norris. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:35, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • No thanks. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete--AyumiKitada 03:44, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
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Aslan

Keep
  • Merge? The Pop Tart Jesus bit is worth saving! That alone warrants it's own article, really. -- Icons-flag-au 10rd Ben - talk to me now!!! - 30px-Sucrose_b.gif 08:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • KEEP - This is a very good part of the Jesii series, keep.

Capercorn 02:57, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Keep Once again, it's got potentia. It just needs to be expanded.
  • Weak keep for the Pop-Tart Jesus bit - but would be immediately better if someone rewrote the list into a proper paragraph. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:37, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete. Forest Fire Week escapee. Unfunny, random, listy. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:31, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Listcruft, not funny, and a horrible sort of random, that gives normal random a bad name. --Shadowlost 10:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 07:29, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Too little material. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:34, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Hmm, how did this survive FFW? --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments


Super Monkey Poop Fight

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Delete
  • Delete Pretty crufty cruft, let the deletion begin.--Shadowlost 10:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Its parent article (Pooper Nintendo) was huffed back in November, but this survived. Let's nuke this one too. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|»
  • Delete. Pretty bad. ----OEJ 02:23, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • The only thing hilarious about it is its title. The rest is an utter pile of poop. Delete. --General Insineratehymn 02:27, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch Decisive for me is that the idea's from a Flash. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 03:49, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - poop doth not a funny joke make. Well, sometimes it doth, but not here. --El Zoof 04:58, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Eeeeek! Oo aak ook oo aaaa!! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 09:16, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 10:14, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Simon Belmont

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  • Delete - written almost completely by IPs is smacks of total crap. It looks like crap. And it is unfunny. Thank you. --Smrt-guy 00:15, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • NO --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:25, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • The Pain Oh God the pain. there was only one good joke in there.--AyumiKitada 01:48, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Raunchy and unfunny. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:59, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Unfunny, people need to learn to be funny --Shadowlost 10:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 10:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • "Simon Belmont's research is now only withheld within the annals of The St. Roberts' Bible" is funny for the comical misuse of "withheld". The Wickedpedia article on Belmont is here. ----OEJ 02:22, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Wrestlemania V

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  • Bad chops, crappy content, overall shite. Plus the author removed the NRV, which is twice as nasty. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:51, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Ugly, Delete Roman Dog Bird 22:56, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It's like dying on the inside Matt lobster 23:01, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete As per Ayumi and Matt --Shadowlost 10:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It's like when uncle touches me, but a bad touch. --Smrt-guy 00:16, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Bad crap udder crap--AyumiKitada 02:10, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete.----OEJ 02:25, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch Fightcruft. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:52, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 10:12, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Template:The Record Vault

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Template:CompactTOC4

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  • Delete Only here because it got ignored on QVFD. Doesn't seem to be used, and I've no idea what it's for. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:52, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 15:02, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • A special kind of pointless.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:16, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Would have qVFD'ed it if I had seen it. Its not only a list, but a templated one. --Shadowlost 10:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • kill --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Should I know who that is? Delete it, please! --Smrt-guy 00:20, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • ???...what the hell.--AyumiKitada 02:13, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 02:26, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Useless. --General Insineratehymn 02:30, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:53, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 10:11, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

L.O.V.E

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Delete
  • Officially one of the oldest articles here (from March '05), has been slowly withering to death. Begun by an IP, six edits total (including vandalism and revert), last one in July '05. Did I mention its lack of worth? — Lenoxus 03:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • D.E.L.E.T.E --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:50, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Crummy, at its own special level --Shadowlost 10:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Thats Just sad on so many levels. DR.AyumiKitada 04:11, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • "Never underestimate a Llama." --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:52, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • hoof! - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 14:57, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Though it is true, that you should never underestimate a llama, this page is pointless. --Smrt-guy 00:21, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 02:27, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Blarch Very short. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:54, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 10:10, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Other major crime: Reliance on the word "llama" in a manner meant to be automatically high-larious. — Lenoxus 03:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow, this is so weird. My friend made that page like 2 years ago and I thought it got deleted. Weird flash from the past. --Johnfn 15:54, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:47, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Chuck Norris/Facts

Keep
  • Bring on the merger - obey the Capercorn cowbell protocol. Capercorn 02:52, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep its the 0nly one worth keeping, Merge with Chuck Norris Cowbell.
  • Keep but thin out the quotes Half of them aren't even that funny anyway-Retrofuture42 16:40, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • i've started using the option tag thing, so it shows random quotes but few, so it's less of a mamoth list - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Nice work with the optioning, Jack mort! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:36, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Quit fucking hating Chuck Norris you Dick 17:07, 7 March 2007
Delete
  • Delete - Listcruft, and nobody cares about Chuck Norris. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:30, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • You know the drill. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:50, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Are you people seriously going to make us start putting up "record of deletion attempt" notices just like wikipedia? Seriously, how many times has this been nommed? How many times has it been kept for pretty obvious reasons.---QuillRev. Isra (talk) 07:10, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

  • i optioned all the facts to make it more readable, less sprawling' - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:14, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

KeptBraydie 06:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Manga

Keep
Delete
  • ED content does not belong here. As they say over there, Flush --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 15:09, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete: we can blame ED for every bad article on Uncyclopedia. It just makes sense. This one could be a lot better. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:53, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. The preoccupation with left-right and up-down reeks of autism. ----OEJ 00:57, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Some of the text might be better for ED, but the images are not too badly inappropriate. Perhaps try UN:PEE or {{rewrite}}, and if that isn't agreed upon, Weak Redirect to Anime or delete without prejudice against recreation. --Pentium5dot1 03:40, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

KeptBraydie 06:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Atheist Jesus

Keep
  • Keep as legitimate element of the Jesii series. I like the absurdity of the religion-secularist contradiction. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:55, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. If only for the initial quotes. Rewrite instead. -- herr doktor needsAshuttle Rocket [scream!] 15:32, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • rewrite - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:36, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Expand because it sounds like a good idea (better thought out than most Jesii too) but it's too short and typo-ey as is. --Ж Kalir potentially sexier than you 20:02, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and expand It's got potential. -- Mustkillroy
  • Keep - Love it: 'Mary replied, "The first son of God is Jesus, the second son of God is Jesus, if there's a third son of God, guess what, he'll be called fucking Jesus, now get over it."' --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:41, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - needs a bit of a cleanup, maybe even a British tag, but it's funny! --Smrt-guy 00:32, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Although, as we've said before, you can't VFD everything that will never be featured or there'll be very little left. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:41, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

KeptBraydie 06:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Chuck Norris/Paradox

Keep
  • Keep - I say merge it with all the other Chuck Norris cowbell. Capercorn 02:51, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • merge what's passable, roundhouse kick the rest - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:20, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep or merge. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 12:34, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep or merge. Good idea, but needs improvement. Ethereal 15:30, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep or merge. It's good just needs a picture or two and it's awesome. This guy right here 16:07, 7 March 2007.
Delete
  • Delete - Not funny. And nobody cares about Chuck Norris. --AAA! (AAAA) 01:40, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Chuck Norris doesn't care about black people--AyumiKitada 03:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

KeptBraydie 06:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Crazy Taco

Keep
  • Keep|| it wasnt irken approved for no reason, and it doesnt look half as bad as anything else here Fou-Lu 04:53, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Definitely written in the style of the crazy taco. but that's about the only Zimish thing about it however that dos not warrant Deletion.--AyumiKitada 08:07, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - Needs fixing up. Capercorn 02:55, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete. Forest Fire Week escapee. Stupid. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:31, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Random and unfunny. Delete it before it infects something. --El Zoof 07:26, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 07:27, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • crazy taco deserves better - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 19:48, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - unfunny and plain stuped only keep if majorly revised (as in the whole thing) Yellow 130 01:51, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - I don't get it. Is there an inside joke here somewhere? Not funny. --Smrt-guy 00:33, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Nope. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:26, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • This is part of the Zim series, it wasn't IrkOK for nothing. Capercorn 12:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

GoneBraydie 06:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Template:Blahshoe Angry

Keep
Delete
Comments

Rutles

Keep
Delete
  • Delete Short, incredibly badly formatted - must have crept through creation when the admins all had hangovers. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:49, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • sweet jesus - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 00:14, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • HTBFANJS --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:43, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Destroy its just so ugly... so... ugly.--AyumiKitada 04:13, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Like, man, the Prefab Four deserve so much better. ----OEJ 02:30, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:55, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

GoneBraydie 06:07, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

Chuck Norris (disambiguation)

Keep
  • Keep. There needs to be a place for these to go. Don't include them in other pages, fine, but if there's no specific page it'll only get replaced with crap. Just look at what happened to YTMND a similar article I can't remember the name of right now. Spang talk 01:44, 5 Mar 2007
  • Keep. I don't particularly care about Chuck Norris, as such, but there really are a lot of Chuck Norris pages, so it seems to me that a disambiguation page makes sense (and is rather wiki-ish, as well). -- Wicked sig cScott (talklog) KUN PIE NS FP 02:04, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - We need a place to disambiguate all the Chuck Norris cowbell. Capercorn 02:49, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Speedy Keep Yea, there is too much of that dude, and thats why we need a page like this.... GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 10:42, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • keep - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:21, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete - As well as all articles inside it (not including "Chuck Norris"). --AAA! (AAAA) 01:38, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Read the rules, you can't nominate several articles in one vfd section.

KeptBraydie 02:26, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

CIS

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Forest Fire Week escapee. Stupid. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 04:31, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --General Insineratehymn 07:27, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff as possible schoolcruft/vanity. Unreadable ball of madness. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Notable parody site Wickedpedia has an article on the CIS. Schoolcruft. ----OEJ 01:05, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

GoneBraydie 22:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Carpet bombing

Keep
Delete
Comments

KeptBraydie 22:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Gary Peach

Keep
Delete
  • Nom and Delete Cruft, plain and simple. Codeine's Mum hasn't heard of it I'm sure. It's not funny, and even though it has a wikipedia entry, that too is up for deletion.--Shadowlost 17:40, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Cannot be nominated Article needs to survive a week before VFD nomination --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 20:18, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • yeah too early to vfd so i've slapped on icu tag on it - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:02, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Too earlyBraydie 22:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Tiddlywinks

Keep
  • k33p - I thought it was kind of funny. Nothing special, but good. --El Destructeso 00:51, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep (See comment below) Yes, like that. Only better quality, perhaps? --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:42, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
    • You might want to shift what you wrote into the "comments" section rather than leave it crossed out, because I for one got mighty confused reading "see comment below." Also, I think the audio is plenty shiny, but that's in the ear of the beholder, of course.— Lenoxus 06:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Let's make a record of successes: correct grammar, spelling, and prose (5 points), absence of cruft and cliches (1 point), and (sorry, Smrt-guy) no reliance on offensiveness for its own sake (1 point). This is VFD, not VFH. If every article that were at the same vaguely enetertaining level as this one were huffed, Uncyc would drown. No, it's not entirely laugh-out-loud (yet), so it should probably go through Pee Review, or at least ICU. — Lenoxus 06:04, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keap. I just made a start by ading the /innuendo/ section. The resties is uppes to youses -- di Mario 00:34, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete - Completely non-offensive, non funny, and actually rather boring. Not worth keeping, dediting, or even reading. --Smrt-guy 02:13, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill Boring. --Marto 85 04:36, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 21:38, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Tiddle I can just imagine this read in a geeky voice though, followed by said Tiddlywinks fan collapsing onto the floor with grating geeky laughter. If someone is willing to record that as an audio then definitely Keep. --Strange (but) <s>Untrue</s>  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:38, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • yawn --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:35, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Kept, voting closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:04, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Apple core

Keep
Delete
Comments

Tit Dirt

Keep
Delete
  • Delete. Just dumb and nasty. See this discusion on Wikipedia for a refrerence to "Jeff Moita" (about a third of the way down the page).
  • really dreadful - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 01:44, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete: I'm familar with the Tourettes Guy clip. That was funny. This, however, sucks. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:50, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, Delete Roman Dog Bird 02:13, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Wtf --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 02:54, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Ncmo

Keep
Delete
  • Huff - It is short and not funny one bit HUFF IT!! Yellow 130 00:44, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • a crappy article that somehow escaped ICU tagging --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 01:06, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 01:22, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 01:41, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Lame, Delete Roman Dog Bird 02:16, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • It dies. It's not even funny. --Naughty Budgie 05:47, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Uncyclopedia:Good jokes and other retained nonsense

Keep
Delete
  • Nom and Delete - Pointless waste of space, move for immediate huffing.--Shadowlost 17:23, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Agreed. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • waste of the skin that contains it --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 00:42, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. ----OEJ 00:52, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 02:19, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Human huffing

Keep
Delete
  • Huff - Only kittens and bad articles shall be huffed, humans shant. Capercorn 03:02, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Sux --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:36, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff --Mustkillroy (UTC)
  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 23:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • HUFF - Whoever made this should be "human huffed" it would better society. Yellow 130 00:48, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. If merged with KH it would need rewrite anyway; just delete it all now.----OEJ 00:53, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Cesar Chavez

Keep
  • Keep its not bad its just written that way, however it is some what funy. --AyumiKitada 19:43, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
Comments

George Lazenby

Keep
Delete

Delete - This probably could be funny, if someone with an ounce of talent wrote it. As it is, it's nasty, brutish and short. --Smrt-guy 18:47, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Comments

KeptBraydie 17:30, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Horridanusidis

Keep
  • Weak Keep Its not that it's good, it's just not that bad. I say give it a chance to improve, and flag it as ICU. Shadowlost 18:36, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • NRV - Give it the seven-day stay of execution, then Sir Zombiebaron can do his thing. Capercorn 23:04, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete

Delete - Stupid, juvinile, ugly...and not in a good way! --Smrt-guy 18:28, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

  • - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:21, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Ummmm what is funny in this article? General Tso's Chicken 20:52, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Butts and syringes don't mix in my mind. Plus author used wrong "there." Huff --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:08, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Roman Dog Bird 01:18, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • A friend of mine described having a vacuum stuck up his ass when he was constipated, it was a very gross story, but still not as gross as this article. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 03:40, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments

GoneBraydie 17:30, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Piglet

Keep
  • Actually it's four paragraphs - the best one got blanked by an IP which made the article worthless. Keep because it now describes what Tiggers really like best. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 01:24, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Shy Keep with a 7-day stay. It has some good ideas, but doesn't go anywhere with them. If no one loves it enough to fix it by March, then HUff it. --Smrt-guy 02:16, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • I have to say k33p, but only because of the Hitler Piglet picture. --El Destructeso 00:50, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep This article could use some improvment, but it is salvagable. General Tso's Chicken 20:40, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Delete
  • Delete - It's too short, and not funny, IT'S ONLY THREE SENTENCES PEOPLE!! (Note: wow I've found a ton of bad articles today). Capercorn 01:15, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Huff Crude and short. --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:49, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • on balance i must say huff, piglet deserves better - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon - 20:53, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete It seems to be overly crappy, one could do a much better article with some time and creativity. Shadowlost 14:58, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Some articles here become comic gold when they are kept, others are left around to rot. As this article stands, though, it is probably better to demolish it than to rewrite it. --14px-Stupcarp_for_sig.png» >UF|TLK|» 04:49, 4 March 2007 (UTC)
Comments
  • Ok Strange, I got your message, check the history, and revert IP edits, but it still sucks. Capercorn 01:26, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, voting closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:05, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
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