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๐Ÿ”’ The Second World War II H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm not seeing lots wrong with this one. Aleister 13:53 24 8
  2. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep Likeable compared to the others. --Wilytank 15:14, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because I lolt at MacMania's delete vote. Being serious for a moment, it's a workable concept and just needs a bit of editing to remove the really bad bits. However, two of these links should be redirected to the other. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:10, 25 August 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I remember this article from the Nuremberg VFD Trials. I spared it once, and it shall not face double jeopardy. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:20, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Keep I was sold the moment Bob Marley went bursting from the trees with his trusty AK-47 and cried out "Yeeeeah mon." You hate Baby Jesus if you weren't. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 19:34, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. You know the drill. Saberwolf116 11:23, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Doctor Who's Series 4 finale made more sense than this.  Incoherent and unfunny. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUNโ€”[16:20 24 Aug 2010]
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per MacMania's delete vote. This man speaks the truth! Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 01:19 Wednesday, August 25, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. 'Spielburg'? Needs an edit anyway...oh why bother, it's randumbo through and through. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:00, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. NRV.--HM (T) 19:19, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Battlefield 2142

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Good war pics have no categories on them, and the page isn't that bad. Aleister 14:35 25 8
Delete (5)
  1. Orange Kitten HUFF WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!  I remember when we murdered Battlefield 2, also, this sucks. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:53, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I remember no such thing, but it still sucks. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:46, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another would-be game writer on here. Why DO these articles just cough out crap time and time again? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:13, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ick.--HM (T) 19:17, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  5. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 00:13, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote Comment. Those aren't "good war pics" those are video game screenshots. Oh noes!!! Where will we ever find video game screenshots on the fucking internet!?!?!? They are so rare we need to keep track of them.

No, wait, after tits and cats video game screenshots are the most abundant JPEGs on the internet. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:43, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

299792458

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Vape. It's random and unfunny. The big list at the bottom doesn't help much either. --Andorin Kato 23:13, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. How would anyone ever find this? Honestly... —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 06:27, 27 August 2010 (UTC)
  3. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 11:18, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid! --Wilytank 16:23, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, August 27, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Utter, utter shit --Elassint 00:00, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Minionismism

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Didn't laugh. Saberwolf116 01:22, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not too good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:46, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not even half an idea. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:16, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank 15:13, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
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War Of Canudos

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. It's just the Wikipedia article, lightly vandalized. Lame. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:43, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:08, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doesn't rise above the level of unfunny abuse.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:06, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. United 175 Wikipedia. Saberwolf116 10:40, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Great Sushi Conspiracy H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. Keep per Modus and Spang back in 2007. This is sort of one of those "bat fuck insane" articles that does random and pointless right. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:31, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Surprise keep. Because despite looking like a list, it's not actually a list. And it's funny. Fact. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:08, Aug 24
  3. Lulz MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 09:33, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keeeeeepppppp A wizard did it. Aleister 13:56 24 8
  5. Probably hilarious --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:35, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:10, 25 August 2010
  7. โ˜ƒ Snowman. Keep.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Aug 2010 ~ 05:12 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Aww, what the fuck is this shit? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:38 PM 8/22/10
  2. United 175 Fact: This article is poorly written listcruft. Saberwolf116 23:41, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing but a list, about either sushi or conspiracy, plus a black helicopter at the end. Please delete the talk page too. It was on VFD in Apr-07, survived despite 3-5 vote against, only Modusoperandi had something good to say about it. Spıke ¬ 23:45 22-Aug-10
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Just terrible. —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:05, 23 August 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap knackers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:42, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Citroรซn H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. I smiled at a couple moments. I think it's better than a blank page. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:34, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. per above --Elassint 19:56, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not all that bad. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:10, 25 August 2010
  4. Kleep. Aleister 14:55 25 8
Delete (2)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Listy and unfunny. Saberwolf116 16:49, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "And nobody likes to stretch, especially not the French." When I read that, I hoped we were near to making a point. Mistaken. Written by a young Frenchman (referring to the car as "he") who has not completed his study of grammar, and doesn't bathe this article's typoes. Spıke ¬ 11:33 23-Aug-10
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๐Ÿ”’ โ˜ผ H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (10)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Keep!!!  Best article on โ˜ผ ever!!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  23 Aug 2010 ~ 06:13 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Keep!  But solely because of the cute little 'SUN!' at the end. --Some Idiot Image002 08:39, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 08:53, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. That's not a sun..... --Roman Dog Bird 09:17, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Laughed until I cried. From shame. Aleister 15:11 23 8
  6. Weak keep. To feature โ˜ƒ and delete โ˜ผ seems inconsistent. Besides, it's not like anyone's ever going to search for โ˜ผ, and if they do, well, they probably get what they deserve. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:23, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote As per precedents Snowman and Swastika (the ones titled with the symbols, obviously). MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUNโ€”[16:39 24 Aug 2010]
  8. Symbol keep vote Bandwagon keep because I'm like that. --Mn-z 22:46, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol keep vote Keep. For great justice. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:10, 25 August 2010
  10. Symbol keep vote Keep. FEATURE!!! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:21, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. What's up with all these dumb one-line articles lately anyway? This really isn't funny at all. Redirect to sun. Saberwolf116 02:36, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:33, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, it isn't a sun; it's a "lozenge." Another thing it isn't is funny. A related article was listed on QVFD yesterday. This one must have slipped through. Spıke ¬ 11:19 23-Aug-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete...But I suspect we will be seeing this somewhere else very soon. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:40, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote O))) --Wilytank 20:45, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's cute, yet pointless at the same time. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 21:03 Monday, August 23, 2010
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. I beleive in keeping this sort of formula to a minimum. For example I approve of AAAAAAAAA! but, being the first of such pages it makes Developers! redundant. If we have Snowman we're done, no further pages needed.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:40, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

War of Rock

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. You can't swing a bag of dicks around here without hitting a shitty fake war article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:47, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I swear I VFDed something almost exactly like this a few months ago. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:50, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Unfunny doodling here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:57, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Yeah, we get it. Nobody likes a -core loving hipster. --Wilytank 00:32, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.War is often pointless, and so is this article. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 02:22, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Congress

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. --Elassint 22:28, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. & redirect to United States Congress, which isn't much better, but could be made useful as a link to other pages. --Mn-z 22:44, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Huff --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:10, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. any articel that starts the See Also section with "The Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian, Seriously." can't be all bad can it... oh, wait....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  25 Aug 2010 ~ 05:44 (UTC) 05:44, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. VFD tag added. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 02:28, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  6. ...oh, my. Now this... is bad. A... dress. Yes. Quite. I rather think this is one at which I can happily scream DIE! ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 04:06 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Get a bucket. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:17, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Tyre Pressure

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. I don't read Uncyclopedia to learn how to change tires, thanks. Saberwolf116 20:44, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. It made me laugh, actually, but it's still not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:13, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I came here wanting to find something to yell KILL! at... this doesn't quite meet that low standard of horror and rage, but I do find myself wondering... this is an article? (Yeah, that's a delete, albeit a wimpy one.) ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100825 - 04:14 (UTC)
  4. Orange Kitten HUFF WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!  --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:14, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Deflate. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:19, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Dates in Star Wars

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Short n' shitty 05 stub. Saberwolf116 01:24, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. HUFF WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE But, keep the image. Also, I'm back. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:09, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:56, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Kill nonsensical and stupid and old --Elassint 20:53, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Kill the fuckers. --Wilytank 00:34, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Yaaaaaay! An article I can yell KILL! at! Because it's short, crappy and old, what a glorious combination. *beams* ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100826 - 03:43 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Condemned. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:14, August 26, 2010 (UTC)
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Wars of the Roses

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Face, meet palm. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Waste, meet potential. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:16, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Epic, meet fail. Saberwolf116 23:57, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Orange Kitten HUFF WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!  --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 05:15, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.. A wretched list thing. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:56, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
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9/11 WTC controlled explosion

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Have moved to a user page too. This has some funny, and can use more but that's easy to do. The missle photo is hilarious (boat wakes being mistaken for missles). There are way too many pages on VFD, I'm limited for time this week and when I log on there's 15 VFD pages or so to look at, and can't do it. Someone save the photos into categories, etc. Aleister 15:09 23 8
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Aw hell naw. Is this supposed to be funny? Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:20 Monday, August 23, 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. My head hurts trying to understand whether this is Truthers trying to whore Uncyclopedia with a sugar coating, or conservatives trying to ridicule Truthers. In any case, the Cheney-Satan-Halliburton claim is trite unless an author has something clever to add. This guy doesn't. Spıke ¬ 00:38 23-Aug-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal wtffj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:03, 23 August 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Seems kind of like a personal essay to me. And, as such, it belongs only in userspace. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:29, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. D3lete I put the '3' in the word 'delete' to be zany. This isn't funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:07, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Scrap. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:11, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Spot, when you see that Edit Conflict message, the reason not to bull on forward is that you will thereby undo other people's votes on other articles, as you did. Spıke ¬ 00:38 23-Aug-10
Sorry about that. I didn't see an edit conflict message, or else I'd have tried again later. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:52 Monday, August 23, 2010
Happened somehow; Wilytank with the repair. Cheers. Spıke ¬ 01:02 23-Aug-10

๐Ÿ”’ Pierre Boulez H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Try it now. Spıke ¬ 20:32 21-Aug-10
  2. Yep, that's a save. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:37, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (0)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Am I missing something? Saberwolf116 15:31, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote Delete. Wikipedia says that Boulez (1925-__) is a composer of "atonal" music (gack!) panned as "akin to compulsion neurosis"--and that is before he entered his Experimental Phase. Eminently apt for ridicule (as was "P.D.Q. Bach"). Our article is merely bickering quotes and a table on penis size. Start over, someone, if you care. Spıke ¬ 18:56 21-Aug-10
Comments

Decent enough, I suppose. Much better then the quote cruft, at any rate. Saberwolf116 03:39, August 22, 2010 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Is (was) H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote weak keep mildly clever, not worse than useless for someone who wants to expand it, and better than is. --Mn-z 15:22, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Is pretty cool. --Some Idiot Image002 08:42, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Weird. I like it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:39, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I like it too. Don't kill the is was! (And it really is. Better than is, I mean.) ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100824 - 02:54 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Huh? Saberwolf116 15:15, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stubby listcruft and babble covering some of the same ground as Is, to which any good stuff should be moved. Spıke ¬ 18:51 21-Aug-10
Comments
  • Strange title-- I'd call it Is. I lol'd when I read the article; perhaps it can be salvaged as more content for the Is article. Bob the Wikipedian 16:47, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Is kept. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:00, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

World War ฯ€

Score: 6
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. Would math savvy people find this funny? I don't know, I'm not math savvy, but it reads like the author was and was aiming the page at his fellows. And it's not that bad either. Why are all the war pages being destroyed here? Aleister 14:07 24 8
    We've declared a war on war, apparently. I'm maths-savvy, and find this more of a non-sequitur name-dropping extravaganza. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUNโ€”[16:15 24 Aug 2010]
Delete (7)
  1. United 175 Pi! GET IT? GET IT? Saberwolf116 22:02, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Unless someone comes up with World War 2.7182818283 etc etc.  MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUNโ€”[22:04 23 Aug 2010]
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny in the least. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 22:11 Monday, August 23, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. You know this war didn't exist, and thus the authors aren't bound by reality, as in fact they aren't bound by coherence or humor either. The intro stresses the article's unimportance, and a paragraph before the intro chats with the reader. What follows is a super-long collection of anything that fits merely by being either false or incoherent. Or just unreadable: "It should be of no interest to note that...." Wow, a reverse Encyclopedia Clichรฉ. And toward the end, of course, we get some <math>--a sure sign of gibberish. Spıke ¬ 22:13 23-Aug-10
    "You know this war didn't exist". No, really? ;-) --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:37, Aug 24
  5. Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:37, Aug 24
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. So bye bye Miss World War ฯ€. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 14:11, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
    Drove the function to the limit and the limit was ฯ• MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUNโ€”[16:15 24 Aug 2010]
    And then suddenly Carl Gauss and Riemann said bye / singing "our work's got no relation to ฯ€" MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUNโ€”[16:31 24 Aug 2010]
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shut your pie hole. --Wilytank 15:15, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Alzer-56

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Nice pics, uncategorized. I don't have time to do it, will the nominator please categorize the pics when a VFD nom is put up? Thanks. Aleister 15:14 23 8
Delete (6)
  1. Vape. Another post-ICU disaster. In case you are the type who doesn't bother to RTFA, I will summarize this article for you: Some quotes, a three-line intro, and a body consisting of lots of lists and images. Also, that Weegee image creeps me the hell out. --Andorin Kato 06:22, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Although I feel if this is helped out a bit it could have a chance. --Some Idiot Image002 08:33, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only chance it has is a chance to annoy people. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:55, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote The band is a big fans of dinner and skate. And it's bandcruft, and heavy on the vanity, and it's written in pidgin English that is not endearing but all the way to inept. Spıke ¬ 11:22 23-Aug-10
  5. Unredeemable garbage. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:26, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank 23:42, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

The Twilight Saga

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Vape. I ICU'd this and the author removed the tag after (apparently) 'improving' it... but it still isn't funny. --Andorin Kato 06:17, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. However, I feel most of this could be saved and merged into the article the existing Twilight (book) article. --Some Idiot Image002 08:37, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts badly, with a template telling potential vandals to "go fuck yourself," as though the article were a thing of value, and an intro that discloses that author hates the novels and their author, and is not clever nor good at grammar. The rest simply finishes making the "point," then has a collection of links to external sites. Move to Facebook and see if anyone Friends it. Spıke ¬ 11:27 23-Aug-10
  4. Delete. There's satire and there's ranting, and I don't think this guy knows the difference. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:25, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Like going down a hill, it ends lower than it starts. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 21:40 Monday, August 23, 2010
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Cadillac

Score: 4
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Wikipedia-ish article with no funny. Saberwolf116 16:49, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Humor inadequate.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:19, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Section 1 is indeed a direct spork, probably from Wikipedia, with no humor added. Section 2, however, is a passable effort at satirizing real attributes of the car. But it's tiny, and there's no photo, and I've never even ridden in one, so let's let someone start over. Spıke ¬ 11:38 23-Aug-10
  4. Wow, I don't think the author had any idea where he was going when he started this one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:35, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
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BMW

Score: 4
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. A large pile of suck. Saberwolf116 16:49, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Ugh Ugh. Wankery If I want to jack off, I'll use my penis. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 3:41 PM 8/22/10
  3. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 19:46, Aug 22
  4. Delete. Where it's not predictable, it's tedious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:39, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
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WW1.5

Score: 5
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Per the guy on the talkpage. Saberwolf116 21:37, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'll quote the guy: "It is either incoherent or just not funny throughout." In fact, it's both, a Wacky War consisting of nothing but a jumble of nationalities. Spıke ¬ 21:49 22-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not another of these damn things. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:40, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. These articles usually deliver shit. This one doesn't disappoint.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:57, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. per everyone above; how did we get so infested with these fucking things? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:32, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Pembrokeshire

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A bunch of trite put-downs (sex with farm animals? anal sex? chavs? homos at a snooker bar? women with fishy vaginas?). Not clever in the least. Editors are all Anons. Spıke ¬ 18:48 21-Aug-10
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It has a concept; but it's not one we need on this site, and its execution is ranty and unfunny. Reminds me of a toned-down ED article.--HM (T) 18:49, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  3. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 02:39, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. In the crap there was this observation: Pembroke Dock is a dark seshpit. Perhaps the writer has a speech impediment or learnt the word from someone who has. I know what a cesspit is and this article smells very much of the latter. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:54, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Work continued overnight, on a chippie in Chaverford run and patronized by "dune coons." (Imagine, Arabs in Wales!) Protecting the page against Anons is reasonable, except that it would lock out ALL the authors, and someone would still have to deal with the swill that's on the page now. Spıke ¬ 16:30 22-Aug-10

Acura

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Not funny. At all. Saberwolf116 16:49, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, it isn't. From hillbillies to Hitler, slams in place of humor; red-links galore; and history-of-the-future. Spıke ¬ 16:59 22-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugh. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 02:07, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Missed the turn for 'funny' early on and went straight into the river. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:49, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Moveable Type

Score: 4
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Short and shit. Saberwolf116 16:49, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. (Why not "movable"?) I was prepared to rescue this, as Gutenberg and Uncyclopedia are at opposite ends of the same heroic spectrum. But it's not what you think. Force-fitting "moveable type" into a car model is just senseless--as senseless as the prose in the article. Spıke ¬ 16:54 22-Aug-10
  3. I like the idea, _____ Type is used to describe some car models, however the article proper was terrible. --Nikau 15:48, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Moveable type and car models? Except it isn't so that's a double failure! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:46, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
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PT Cruiser

Score: 6
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  1. United 175 Over 5 years? Seriously? Saberwolf116 05:32, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. OH GOD I JUST RIPPED ASS -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 05:58, Aug 22
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. See ^. (And yes, despite this being funny: Ownership of a PT Cruiser is generally considered an outward sign of poor brain development.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  22 Aug 2010 ~ 08:55 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Oh for fuck's sake. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat09:09, Sunday 22 August 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. From the slam that Happytimes quotes, it deteriorates to memes and unconnected falsehoods. Spıke ¬ 13:05 22-Aug-10
  6. Symbol delete vote 5 more years!fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 02:06, 23 August 2010 (UTC)
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World War VII

Score: 4
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Pointless future war article. Again. Saberwolf116 15:47, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another article on war written by a child who knows nothing about war--or humor. Unites memes of American politics: a diabolical Dick Cheney and an anti-American Al Gore. Also cameo appearances by Bush, Kerry, and Rommel, even though the time-line is 2100-2143. Just stupid. Spıke ¬ 19:00 21-Aug-10
  3. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank 00:11, August 22, 2010 (UTC)
  4. penispenispenis -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 06:54, Aug 22
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Template:Fat

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.You know, this really belongs on QVFD, but it's used on two or three pages and has been here for a few years.
    It's woefully miscategorized and my rationale should be self-explanatory. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESโ‡”TALK) 06:08, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:13, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Don't forget to your lap bands. IronLung 08:45, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It shouldn't be made easier for people to insert this inept greeting card into an article. Spıke ¬ 08:49 21-Aug-10
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Because its taking me longer to vote to delete this template than it did to create it. --Mn-z 12:05, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. United 175 Disintegrate. Unnecessary. Saberwolf116 15:07, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Elassint 16:56, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Greg Mulholland

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It was shit when I wrote it, it wasn't funny then and it's never going to be in future. In fact, probably ought to be QVFD. Srsly, I'm embarrassed by it. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 21:18, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Per author request in part, and per "wow, he's an obscure politician, it was always going to be a tough ask to make any kind of decent article on him" protocol in part. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:17, Aug 20
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  • Abstain in deference to the author, and because I don't know enough about English politics. Otherwise I'd vote Keep; it's about a real guy and seems to be based on real stuff (such as his eyebrows). Could improve by stealing a photo (perhaps shoop the one on Wikipedia to exaggerate his eyebrows); and don't just call the guy a liar, make fun of some specific lies, thereby replacing all the material about pissing. Spıke ¬ 21:41 19-Aug-10

๐Ÿ”’ Plumage H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Decent enough. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:32, 18 August 2010
  2. These are not the happytimes you are looking for Keep! This article is obviously high-brow humor filling a niche market witnessed by the more than 50 links attached to it. The subtle jokes contained within the links are nothing but genius, making this article my go-to reference when educating noobs or explaining cross-linking in forums or talk pages. I chuckle & laugh excessively every time I read it. (I think the author must be brilliant.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 04:09 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not bad enough to delete. However, the article uses two different concepts of Plumage, where it probably should use just one. I think it shows promise. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 04:31, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not great, but it doesn't need deleting. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 21:05 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. --Mn-z 12:06, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Unfunny ramble vaguely related to Uncyclopedia. Saberwolf116 20:37, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Self-important. No, pseudo-intellectual. Spıke ¬ 01:53 18-Aug-10
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  • That's a keep. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:57, August 21, 2010 (UTC)

Slenderman

Score: 4
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  1. Delete. WTF? Seems pointless and unfunny to me. Anyone get anything from it? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Aug 20
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. When Ten-year-olds Try Stand-up Comedy. Spıke ¬ 13:11 20-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I sure didn't get anything from it. And embedded flash? This is an encyclopaedia, not... a... um... flash exhibition. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100820 - 18:03 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:08, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Sonning Common

Score: 4
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  1. Delete. Short and crappy towncruft. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Aug 20
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You don't say! The health centre is crowded and pub prices are too high? Yawn. Spıke ¬ 13:09 20-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:14, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I yawn, you lose. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:27 AM 8/21/10
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Spangland

Score: 5
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  1. Delete. Disappointingly, not an article about Spang's homeland. Even more disappointingly, it's short 'n' shit. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Aug 20
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Short essay about a made-up thing; random isn't funny. Spıke ¬ 13:06 20-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:10, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. if anyone is wondering, this is not part of some ancient in-joke nor did Spang have anything to do with the page. --Mn-z 21:15, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank 02:10, August 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Saga of the Storm: Part One

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote WRONG! While Uncylopedia is a melting pot for many types of humor and countless humorous themes it's not a place which you can use to store any damn thing. This completely serious and badly written alterna-historical political drama does not belong here, especially since it seems to be copied. On a purely qualitative level I detest its "Location name, Person name: Boy, things are sure different than the way real history was with the wrong sides fighting eachother. Lets sets set up some plot hooks and loose ends that will never get fucking resolved bacause the next author will skip to a new character in another country now." format. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:20, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.It's essentially a vanity piece and should have been moved to the user's page. If that person is no longer active then I recommend deletion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:50, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's a bleepin' novel! and neither funny nor compelling reading. Spıke ¬ 08:14 20-Aug-10
  4. Delete. Pretty much condemns itself with that opening. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:19, Aug 20
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Saga of the Storm: Part Two

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote WRONG! Short summary: It's bad at what it is and what it is isn't for Uncyclopedia. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:20, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Vanity. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:51, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As with Part One. Spıke ¬ 08:16 20-Aug-10
  4. Delete. I really did try to read it all, but this could put you to sleep if you'd just downed a gallon of Red Bull. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:10, Aug 20
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McDonald's/McMenu

Score: 8
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  1. United 175 McCrap. Basically nothing but a long, pointless list of words that start with "Mc", or just regular words with "Mc" added on to them. Also, don't worry about the Jesus pic; it's used in other articles, so it'll be saved. Saberwolf116 03:16, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote McDelete --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:49, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am sure it has missed at least another 1000 Mc jokes. McList Cruft. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:55, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Per Saberwolf. --Some Idiot Image002 08:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittoes. Spıke ¬ 08:04 20-Aug-10
  6. Delete. McHnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:09, Aug 20
  7. Delete. What the wolfy said. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100820 - 16:44 (UTC)
  8. McWTF? seriously.. why do people still make McJokes? --Mighty-Potato 16:45, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  9. McDelete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:10, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Mighty-Potato has been permabanned for page-blanking, ass-hattery, and Jew-baiting. Spıke ¬ 19:55 20-Aug-10
  • Unless there's any objections, I'll mark him out. Saberwolf116 20:40, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Splintern Hemisphere

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Classic nonsensical '06cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:43, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hinoa in '06 said, "As it stands right now, this article sucks. You have one week to make it better, or it'll go up in smoke." Author took eight months to grow it from a single paragraph to a preemie. Memes, nonsense words, ramble. Spıke ¬ 02:39 20-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.. I hope it goes but I expect the Old Guard will come out and defend this article as an example of Ye Olde Uncyclops when this website was twice as funny etc..etc... --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:00, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
    You weren't here during the great 2005cruft purges, were you? Good times... --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:11, Aug 20
  4. Delete. Because it sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:11, Aug 20
  5. Symbol delete vote The horror... "It's parody" - horrid. And the article sucks, too. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100820 - 17:59 (UTC)
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Flakey Puff

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another dead from the concept article, this time full of lists and the sort of ambiguous phrasing that makes Spike poop blood. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:10, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The phrasing is ambiguous because the author proudly doesn't know what he's talking about, or writing about, so this is a stubby heap of guesswork and speculation, versus going away and thinking harder for half an hour. PS--The gassy phrasings that really set me off involve invoking bickering experts. Spıke ¬ 01:35 20-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Flakey flapdoodle. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:03, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Utterly pointless. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:12, Aug 20
  5. Nein which I believe means "no" - for obvious reasons --Mighty-Potato 16:48, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Mighty-Potato has been permabanned for page-blanking, ass-hattery, and Jew-baiting. Spıke ¬ 19:55 20-Aug-10

Condoleezza Rice Cooker

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's a pun based on a persons name which happens to sound like a food. There's nothing wrong with it except for the poor basic concept. It's just not funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:14, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not only is it what the Count said, it is nothing else, such as based on any actual attributes of Ms. Rice. Author may have wanted "effective anti-George Bush devices" but Condy, rumored as a 2008 Presidential candidate (mostly to whip up donors), is out of politics and losing her usefulness as a meme--like her former boss. Spıke ¬ 23:25 19-Aug-10
  3. Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:13, Aug 20
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not good, and time has passed for it to be worth fixing. ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100820 - 16:42 (UTC)
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Imperial College

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This was up on VFD last year and got a 4 to 0 vote in favor of huffing but it escaped on a technicality. It has improved little since then. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:54, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As before. 21:29 All that has happened since its VFD nomination last 29-Dec is that Anons have translated small pieces of it into Leet. Spıke ¬ 21:34 19-Aug-10
  3. Delete. About time. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:14, Aug 20
  4. United 175 Disintegrate. Didn't laugh. Saberwolf116 19:51, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ The Covenant (Halo) H T D Oldvfd

Score: 2
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  1. "Keep":Pretty much my fault its sucks (as well as a few ip's faults) but I made this during my beginner years. Yet I can fix it up, but if it loses the votes then at least put it on my userspace--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 21:38, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Belongs on Halopedia. This is essentially an article outlining the Halo franchise, with no humor to speak of other than an occasional insult. Saberwolf116 21:10, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed; seems designed mostly to inform, not to amuse. Look at all the IPs in the history! Spıke ¬ 21:36 16-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Continually switches from unfunny to unnecessary and back again. Looks like a 3rd grader tried to rewrite the instruction manual from memory. No dissection or deeper parody of the subject matter and entire 10+ line paragraphs exist without even attempting a joke.. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
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The Worst article ever written

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Week keep This article is as advertised; which to me, is funny.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 05:05 (UTC)
    Wait! this argument goes to say, the title immunizes any content as long as it's sufficiently bad. Spıke ¬ 21:27 19-Aug-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Just so we can point our worst writers in this direction and say "Go play with this and stop messing up the rest of Uncyclopedia". It's like those Vandalism:Example on Wheels things. If pushed to the upper limit of Uncyclopedia cruft types and clichรฉ it becomes parody. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:00, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Delete. Quite apart from anything else, it isn't, even. What it is is an idea that's been done before, and this time isn't done hugely well. It's a bit of suck that no-one cares about (nothing links to it, the author hasn't been seen since leaving us this gem) and won't be missed. So get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:24, Aug 18
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I got through the intro. Get rid. Spıke ¬ 11:59 18-Aug-10
  3. United 175 Smarchuary 32, 458769 B.C.. Saberwolf116 20:06, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not bad enough to be the worst but deserves elimination for the author's belief that it is. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 10:21, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. What they said. *points up* ~ Pm *sqlorsh* (harass) (stalk) -- 20100819 - 21:16 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per UU. --Some Idiot Image002 08:02, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
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List of Mortal Kombat Characters

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'll admit it: I haven't fully read this article. I've skimmed it and read a few parts and captions, chucked & laughed; and what I've seen tells me it's pretty funny for game related material.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 07:09 (UTC)
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. I'll admit it: I haven't fully read this article. I've skimmed it and read a few sections, and what I've seen tells me this must be huffed. This is a giant motherload of gamecruft, and very few of these people are actually Mortal Kombat characters. Saberwolf116 03:14, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, I didn't get through it either. But what I read was all punches in the genitals and fart jokes. Please get the rest of the way through puberty. Spıke ¬ 11:45 18-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written in a world where you would live and breath this game and never leave your bedroom to wash. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 10:30, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete I dipped my quality cock in this article flange and it came out a funny green colour. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:48, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. A large pile of suck. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:15, Aug 20
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๐Ÿ”’ Enter the Dragon H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Wilytank's complaints are defects in execution. It is listy and childish in places, but it's about a real movie, mostly topical, and mostly decent. Ballistic001 went on a brief randumbo spree in Aug-07 and the article is essentially unchanged since then. Spıke ¬ 02:22 18-Aug-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Spike. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:30, 18 August 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. for this: "Despite being named Enter the Dragon a single Dragon is never seen in the movie. Similar to Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. In which all the tigers and dragons are either crouching or hiding."  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 07:06 (UTC)
  4. Keep. Not that bad. A swift listicide and minor spelling tidy leaves an article worth expanding, but not worth getting rid of. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:37, Aug 18
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per UU. --Chiefjustice32X 07:50, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost worked, but the unrelated pop-culture references ruined it. --Wilytank 01:58, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ AAAAAAAAA! H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:51, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep per Featuredness seriously people. --Mn-z 01:47, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Mn-z offers a Keep on prestige; I have one based on analysis. I was originally against this, as it isn't English. But it is hilarious. It has only one real joke--but its illustrations tell it in a variety of ways, each of which is good for an additional laugh. Spıke ¬ 02:26 20-Aug-10
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  1. Um, no. Just not funny. It's shit. Wild at Heart, he who cleans up (Yell at me) 22:16, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Kerkill As a Muslim, this offends me. It's as though the Pope is screaming at me. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 23:03, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Invalid. It's a featured article. Also, it's an old in-joke. I don't like it, but it's a vital part of our history. Saberwolf116 22:36, August 19, 2010 (UTC)

There's nothing about featured articles being exempt from deletion. It's just perceived that it would be saved and therefore pointless to nominate. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 23:03, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
Ok, but you'll have to fix the 2300 red links it'll leave behind if it does get deleted. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:10, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
I think there is a general feeling that featured stuff should not be deleted. If that has changed, then nom some of the obscure crap from 2005 and leave the notable crap from '05 alone. --Mn-z 01:47, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

Invalid. Nominated by a permabanned user. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:17, 19 August 2010

How did he nominate it if he's banned? Spıke ¬ 02:26 20-Aug-10

  • Fuck all of you --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:32, August 20, 2010 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Things that don't exist H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Keep Did I mention that I have Windows 7? It's so much better than everything. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 02:41, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. iKeep Edited to take out the stupid on the list. Not so bad now, and a good concept. I'll prune the lead next. T'aint so bad. Aleister 14:55 16 8
    p.s. Pruned the lead.
    Just had another look. It's still nothing but a list. My vote stands. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:05, Aug 16
    Mine too--a list that basically has no point to make. Sec. 1 is still self-congratulatory after wisely being pruned to a single sentence. Spıke ¬ 15:11 16-Aug-10
    Yes, it is a list of things that don't exist. Ha ha ha. Hee hee hee. Yuckety yuck, or probably just "yuck!" Oh well. Aleister 15:08 16 8
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. A lot less horrible thanks to Aleister's edits. Could use some images though. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:07, 16 August 2010
    I'll vote Symbol keep vote Keep. again, after SPIKE's rewrite and additions. Makes me want to list lots of things in a list. Aleister 15:36 16 8
    Pretty soon we're going to have to feature it. Al
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete.) The list is big but no longer ugly; I've edited most entries to actually make a point. Someone did come in with an illustration too. Spıke ¬ 15:54 16-Aug-10
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Actually made me chuckle. --John Lydon 07:03, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. <-- this vote no longer can be added to the page.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 04:27 (UTC)
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#United 175 Disintegrate. I'm sure I don't need to explain why. Saberwolf116 01:02, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is nothing but a big, ugly list; listcruft; a magnet to people who can't write complete sentences. A potentially infinite list, as for everything that exists, there is at least one thing that doesn't (that same thing with three buttocks). Only one of the items in this list even makes a point, regarding the nonexistence of "A good reason to install Windows 7" (and the rendering of this joke in the article is inept). Most of the items in the list are memes (Jesus/Jebus/Jewsus/Jewbus) that assume their mere mention will provoke laughter. And the only complete paragraph ends by begging for the article's survival. Spıke ¬ 01:11 16-Aug-10
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's the listcruft motherload. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:38, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Horrible listcruft. Loopygrumpkins 05:38, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 05:54, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:19, Aug 16
Comments
  • COMPLETELY REWRITTEN SINCE NOMINATION Spıke ¬ 17:29 16-Aug-10
  • Used to be List of things that don't exist. I deleted the first two words, for the same reason that a Table of Contents just says, Contents. Spıke ¬ 17:21 16-Aug-10
  • Some nice improvements, but it's still just a dumb list and has no reason to exist. I laughed, but the last section stinks, so I guess I'll Symbol neutral vote 'stain. Saberwolf116 23:36, August 16, 2010 (UTC)


Rambler

Score: 4
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Lives up to its title. Saberwolf116 03:19, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Is it just me, or are car articles right up there with future war articles in their "highly-likely-to-be-shit"ness? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:08, Aug 18
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even the three real paragraphs before it dives into listcruft are merely a vehicle to take slaps at memes, from Clinton to Cheney. A real character study of the Rambler owner could be funny. Spıke ¬ 11:52 18-Aug-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:39, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol recycle vote Recyclewrite. add funny or delete.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 07:15 (UTC)

What? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:08, Aug 18
As a theoretical concept it's not bad. But in it's current form it's terrible. I'm on the fence because I can see it's potential, but have no desire to rewrite it myself. Happytimes

The most interesting man in the world

Score: 5
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  1. Delete. Don't be fooled - this is, effectively, just a list. And it's a list of the kind that normally graces Chuck Norris pages everywhere. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:21, Aug 18
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Though some of the "jokes" are not, the concept for this article is lifted directly from US radio advertisements for a Mexican beer, I forget which. Spıke ¬ 11:56 18-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't drink beer. But when I don't, I don't drink Dos Xs. --Wilytank 14:10, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I may not vote often, but when I do, I vote on articles about Dos Equis commercials. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:39, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. mostly because sharks have a week dedicated to me, not him.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 05:02 (UTC)
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Valle Vilo

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  1. Delete. Can someone teach Ethine to add the odd ICU while she's on her categorisation sprees? This random little slice of suck should have died an easy death by now. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:17, Aug 18
  2. Symbol delete vote QVFD. A thumbnail bio of an "awsomely [sic] awsome [sic]....preformer [sic]." And Remedial English for the author. Spıke ¬ 11:54 18-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Clearly.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 04:59 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Thanks to working with people who are music goths, I actually knew who this was without checking first. I know he's Finnish and doesn't like washing, two facts oddly missing from this stub. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 10:27, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
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The Hsu vs. Church War

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  1. Delete. Fucking what? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:33, Aug 18
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Evidently family-reunion vanity, before it descends into ramble. Spıke ¬ 12:01 18-Aug-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Randumbo. --Wilytank 14:14, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. StFgOCr Delete.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Aug 2010 ~ 05:08 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kick it into the bin. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 10:15, August 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Precious bodily fluids

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Pointless disambiguation page which does nothing other than rehash a Dr. Strangelove joke. Saberwolf116 20:34, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not even a proper disambiguation page, but a recitation of names of bodily fluids, for users who forget the English words for them. Spıke ¬ 20:55 17-Aug-10
  3. Symbol against vote I concur. Although we could do with a good Dr. Strangelove rehash with regard to Gen. Ripper's whole rant on communist fluoridation, and I could see how such an article could be done, this is not it.MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESโ‡”TALK) 20:58, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Crap and not needed. Ever. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:01, Aug 18
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The List

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  1. United 175 Homosexual Japanese fox. Saberwolf116 20:13, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A self-important spitoon of ramble on a variety of topics. Spıke ¬ 20:19 17-Aug-10
  3. United 175 Homosexual Japanese Fox needs its own page. Whatever "The List" is, does not. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESโ‡”TALK) 20:58, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Anyone telling me to think of Chuck Norris's Penis and multiply it by googlefuck deserves to see his work get burned. --Wilytank 02:02, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. You know it's funny you say that because I actually think the Norris joke was done correctly and was the funniest thing in the whole article (the only funny thing really).  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 04:34 (UTC)
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The Forbes List

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Unfunny listcruft that somehow escaped QVFD. Saberwolf116 03:16, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.This article is really nothing but a series of random lists. The subject matter deserves much better. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 04:40, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol recycle vote Weak delete Although the material is factually accurate the article doesn't go beyond the initial joke. The lists, they do not help. A rewrite might change my mind.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Aug 2010 ~ 07:12 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Lists. Just... lists. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:05, Aug 18
  5. Symbol delete vote QVFD. The real Forbes list is a list of wealthy people. Most have a profile on Wikipedia and most are idiosyncratic, whether Warren Buffett anxious to school newbies at an Omaha steak house or Bill Gates obsessively trying to prove that his wealth can be used for the good of society. There is a good concept here waiting to get out. By comparison, this article is just a list of words; not low quality, no quality. Spıke ¬ 11:49 18-Aug-10
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World War II the Two Towers

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  1. Delete. Not linked from anywhere, odd as anything, not edited in ages, not funny, long, Norrissed, and just not good. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:58, Aug 16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Maybe UnScripts. Probably oblivion. Spıke ¬ 11:39 16-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hurry! Hurry!!. Read all about it, read all about it, Franklin.D.Roosevelt is a vampire! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 15:04, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Nono I don't think so. Not even worthy of UnScripts. --Wilytank 01:37, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
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The Raspberry Rippler

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Stupid article about a made up super hero. Saberwolf116 01:31, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Completely made up, with not even a shred of reality mixed in. Good for ice cream, bad for articles. --John Lydon 06:46, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yup, poorly written randumbo about something unreal. Useless quotes, gas in intro, pointless naughty talk about sexuality, listcruft, finale scolds the listener, tons of encyclopedia clichรฉs. Spıke ¬ 10:16 17-Aug-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. No. --Wilytank 12:13, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:26, Aug 17
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Not as funny as the Phantom Raspberry Blower (Brit tv reference). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 12:43, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Project Cletus

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  1. Why did this survive so long? Saberwolf116 00:16, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Because we're all asleep. If you want to use sarcasm to show that creationism is crap, by all means do so--though we already do it elsewhere. If you merely want to assert that they are all hillbilly troglodytes, go write a Letter to the Editor. Spıke ¬ 00:31 17-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Word for word per Spike. --John Lydon 06:49, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank 11:56, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Sucks, y'all. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:24, Aug 17
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Redundo Junko. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 12:45, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Project Cletus is a massive effort to catalogue the names of every single person on the face of the Earth who is a creationist and whose name happens to be "Cletus". Starts with a bad premise, and gets worse. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 01:24, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Greggorio

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Why would someone even bother writing this? โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:14, 16 August 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote OVER 9000!!!!!!11!!1!1!!1!! History of the future, nonsense year numbers, reliance on memes, an essay about a made-up city, and an encyclopedia clichรฉ: "Although there are no records or credible evidence supporting these claims, it is now a widely accepted fact that...." Dumb. Spıke ¬ 23:29 16-Aug-10
  3. United 175 Disintegrate. I wouldn't mind seeing the Catholic church come crashing down, but this article is boring and a waste of space. Saberwolf116 00:13, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Completely random, made up nonsense that doesn't even begin to approach the realm of humor. --John Lydon 06:52, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Pointless. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:22, Aug 17
  6. Ugh Ugh. No intelligent life detected. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 8:37 AM 8/17/10
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. I blame the parents. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 12:47, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, full of cliches, and not very amusing. About what one would expect from a story about an underground city populated by half-demon half-Eskimo spawn. The author must've hated Catholics and Eskimos. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 01:29, August 18, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ I Can't Believe It's Butter H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Once I'd reverted it to a kinder, gentler, simpler, time before banned User:METALHEADS101[1] got to it it's not so bad.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Aug 2010 ~ 07:29 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete.) The past version Happytimes dredged up is exactly what I was asking for. Spıke ¬ 13:22 15-Aug-10
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. lololololol --Wilytank 18:57, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I thought the nominator has to go through the past revisions? That discussion has happened a few times that I recall, and all regular nominators have seen it. Jesus Christ hanging on a pogo stick, jumping up and down, up and down. I saved one last week like this. Nice work Happytimes! Aleister 16:18 16 8
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 23:17 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Anyone can make an article that spoofs the unusual name of a popular consumer product but it takes a special kind of dummy to bridge the gap to nonsense number and explosive dicks. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:37, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If author just followed the lead of the photographs (which Aleister had better preserve!) and play it dead-pan, this article would have been good. Spıke ¬ 01:41 15-Aug-10
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. wow that's terrible. We need this page, but not this version-- keep the template & pictures & rewrite the whole thing.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Aug 2010 ~ 07:05 (UTC)
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If this survives I'll edit it, just let me know.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Aug 2010 ~ 07:29 (UTC)
  1. โ†‘ special kind of dummy

๐Ÿ”’ Qui-Gon Jinn H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Bad: Quotes bicker with one another, nonsense year numbers, wacky parentage, too little actually based on the movies, especially when it slops over into other movies, memes everywhere. Good: The photos, the second caption, the suggestion that the Jedi trainers had one cynical eye on the box-office take. Wikipedia has more than anyone wants to know about this character, also interplanetary trade legislation. Spıke ¬ 22:00 14-Aug-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. No one is going to do this topic any better.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  15 Aug 2010 ~ 07:38 (UTC)
    If it's shit, then huff it. "It could only be worse" isn't a reason not to. Saberwolf116 07:41, August 15, 2010 (UTC)
    This I know. (I kinda like it.) Happytimes
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Actually i found some of the quotes quite clever, some not however. Defiantly keep. --Happymonkey39 LAZARWeegeeheadbobinDomo kun dance1 Dah Meme Master 16:53, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. It needs love, not a deletion. And no, I'm not volunteering. Sorry. I have no love. ~ Pointy Arajlas *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100816 - 23:21 (UTC)
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  1. United 175 No. Saberwolf116 20:56, August 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Americas High School

Score: 5
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  1. United 175 Yeah, yeah, your school is the worst, we know. Saberwolf116 10:45, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cites individual schoolteachers. Spıke ¬ 11:37 16-Aug-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Sucks --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 4:33 PM 8/16/10
  4. Symbol delete vote Poo If the overall sad state of this article isn't enough to get it nuked, how about the fact that the author put Barry Sanders and Miley Cyrus on the same list?! For Shame!! --John Lydon 06:56, August 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:21, Aug 17
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  • Author Wagleystew deleted this vote in progress, for which nominator upbraided him on his talk page. What, are all the bansticks being recharged? Spıke ¬  20:07 16-Aug-10
    Chief handed his ass to him after I put him on Ban Patrol. Saberwolf116 20:13, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Carney

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. I didn't laugh. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:24, 16 August 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Grade-school twerps, when asked to write an "essay," often use it as a carrier for an obscene acronym--and it goes from here to less clever. Spıke ¬ 11:36 16-Aug-10
  3. Delete. Suckage. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:40, Aug 16
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Carnal --Wilytank 12:33, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Drive-by drivel.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 15:00, August 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. United 175 Dolphin Jesus. Saberwolf116 20:31, August 16, 2010 (UTC)