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Philosophy of Control

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Grand Theft Auto: Australia

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  • Delete Oh dear God this is horrible. Oh the humanity! Pup
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I think my brain cried a little. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:44, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Junk. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:01, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Starts out non-awfully but then nose dives into listcruft. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:37, Nov 4 2009
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  • Comment. I don't know, maybe somebody can make something of this. I do like the opening quote. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:08, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Red Hot Chili Peppers

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  • Delete Bleh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Am not a RHCP fan but am sure a real one would have no use for this page o' randomness. Spıke ¬  02:01 31-Oct-09
  • Delete. An abject example of course work submitted by fans of the Randumbo school of writing. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:04, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
    I like "Randumbo," and "Randumbo School of Writing" sounds like the name of an article. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:20, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Bleah. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:31, Nov 4 2009
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Babel:1337/1337

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  • Delete Per my final solution for the Babel namespace. I figured I should nominate this article separately since it's still actively getting edits. Too bad it's all IPcruft from beginning to end. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:29, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:50, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Credit Crunch. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:13, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, and everyone voting keep is gay. Gay, I tell you. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:38, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Because I realized it's crap either way. And I'm not gay! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:06, 3 November 2009
  • can't believe no one's done this yet... D-1337 Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:24, Nov 4 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Only because all the "keep" reasons are non-reasons. Spıke ¬  21:23 5-Nov-09
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The Liars

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  • Delete. Random as anything, incoherent, and pretty well pointless. Plus, nothing links to it except this page. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:10, Nov 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Seven months ago, Sycamore inserted {random}, which gently suggests that they "might want to edit it so that it's actually about something! " They didn't. Spıke ¬  14:08 3-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. After the first paragraph it's not random, it doesn't get any better but it's not random. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:51, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:02, 4 November 2009
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THE NIGELS

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  • Delete. It's short, it's crap, it should have had an ICU. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:58, Nov 3
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. After submitting essays like this to the third-grade teacher, who will correct the grammar, authors really ought to delete them. Spıke ¬  13:06 3-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Stuff like this should be written privately then burned in secret. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:04, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:27, 4 November 2009
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🔒 What was that? H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. WHAT IS THIS?! --Killer_3.14 23:05, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak delete to counter Hyperbole. Recently in the Forum, several editors expressed support for the unconventional; but this breaks the encyclopedia canon completely. It is slapped-together performance art. Spıke ¬  23:21 2-Nov-09
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Gay nigger sex

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  • Keep Fags. IMO... if you are offended by the word "Nigger" you are part of the problem which is racism. That's what makes this article funny. It needs more pics, and more niggers. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:13, Nov 2
I've lovingly watched over Niggers for a couple months. Not the word but its senseless, hostile, unfunny overuse in the article is what offends me. Spıke ¬  23:26 2-Nov-09
Theoretically, we could salvage any damn page on VFD. Theoretically, Communism works. So far the first two salvage attempts have been less than stellar. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:36, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
I even made another explanation to keep on the (1) section of the comments since a reply on there segued into another reason to keep. --Shock Jock 22:58, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
YEAH, LETS DO THIS SHIT! I think to see an article about gay nigger sex would just be rad if it because featured on the main page! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! --Shock Jock 22:58, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Hey dude, check this out! I made the most totally offensive, in-your-face article on Uncyclopedia! What? It's also supposed to be funny and well written? Fuck that! Competent writing is for fags. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:56, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittoes. The only thing better than VFD for this would be QVFD. Spıke ¬  23:06 2-Nov-09
MrN has made the writing masterfully clever throughout; it's no longer "the most totally offensive." But with no link to reality, it is still a vehicle for gratuitous, pre-adolescent epithets. Uncyclopedia makes great sport of Jews and their stereotypical behavior. Compare that to an article on "Dirty Jew sex" that bore no relation to the stereotypes. Spıke ¬  12:32 3-Nov-09
  • Delete. I am not offended by the word "Nigger." I enjoy Dead nigger storage and Niggers. I sort of, kind of enjoy Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches. But this article fucking sucks and should be disposed of in a way befitting it, such as being sucked up the asshole of a gay nigger. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:21, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
    Thank you Hyperbole! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:33, 3 November 2009
  • Delete. Per The Count. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:20, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Unfunny and racist. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:49, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. What Matt lobster said. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:00, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. One for KKKPedia. It is so moronically stupid it deserves removal. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:27, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Ehhh... Laughed once (in the HowTo section), but one lol doesn't redeem this IMO. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 21:54, Nov 4 2009
  • Delete OK. Sorry dude. I tried to help you I really did. I did see some humour in what you were doing to begin with, but apparently you don't understand what I was trying to do with my edits. What you added (and added back) was just more well... Shock rather than humour? It's the funny we are looking for. Maybe you are looking for a different wiki. However, I will do my best to uphold your wish of being shocking and follow your style and shockingly huff this article directly following all the carp I have spouted so far on the vote. Shocking eh? But was it funny??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:49, Nov 5
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This article is so pathetically desperate to offend that it's rendered totally unoffensive. That only makes it funny in the sad little way that most terribly written, juvenile articles can be considered "funny". --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:23, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • No your missing my point. It's funny (to me) because some people are offended by it. Often those people are against racism. IMO that actually perpetuates racism... I find it funny that people who are trying to fight racism are actually making the problem worse. I removed some of the more retarded stuff and added a pic. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Nov 3
  • Armpit odor is also offensive, but does that make it inherently funny. I'd love to hear your reasoning on how "some people" are making the problem worse. I suspect that would be quite comical. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:43, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
    Sure. My reasoning is mostly described here. Also... sticks and stones can break my bones but names can never hurt me? If you allow a word to hurt you that gives power to those who want to sustain racism. When no one cares about the words... Then we will not have racism. Please, vote delete if you don't think this article is funny. Please don't vote delete because you think it's racist. That's kinda all I'm saying. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:00, Nov 3
    Hahaha! See what I mean, fucking hilarious. Apparently racism will go away if we ignore it. Yeah, it's not a vicious cycle of emotional and social issues, it's just the verbal equivalent of a staring contest, if you get offended and flinch you lose. The atmosphere of paranoia and distrust, the xenophobia and social stigmata, the ability to divide society that's nothing. It's just an elaborate ploy to cause mild irritation to certain people. When no one cares about words people will still be shunned for being the wrong race. They can still be denied respect, acceptance or jobs and opportunities because of race. There will still be that undertones of elitism and paranoia that infect communities with a sort of low grade insanity when there's a fracture along racial lines.
    If words could never hurt you we wouldn't have laws against slander and defamation of character. Let's not forget that racism has, silently and suddenly jumped right into sticks and stones territory with blood spattered intensity. Your concept of racism, the belief that it was or is a system of racists having power simply because of their power to offend people is a foolish understatement unsupported by history or reason. Racism is often the abuse of existing power, be it financial, political or the raw and reckless power of majority opinion. You remind me of South Park believing simpletons and their 2 dimensional oversimplifications and head-up-the-ass philosophy of "apathy is bliss" and "everything is alright if you pretend it's alright." --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:48, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
Dude. My concept of racism is not "the belief that it was or is a system of racists having power simply because of their power to offend people". It's obviously a lot more complicated than that. You obviously did not read the article I linked you to and wrote. Personally I think racism is something which we are evolving away from because the reasons why it evolved are disappearing. 30 years ago it was VERY taboo to use the "N" word in a film. These days it's far less so. That's cos the world is less racist now. Jesus said... "Turn the other cheek" :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:57, Nov 3
No, I read the article. I just forgot to pack a fucking marlin spike and sailing manual to untangle the dense Gordian knot of color related puns in order to extract the profound wisdom allegedly in the middle. 30 years ago it was very taboo to use the "N" word. Wrong! You've obviously never seen such movies as "The 6000 Dollar Nigger" (1979), "Boss Nigger" (1975) and "Legend of Nigger Charlie" (1972) or its sequel "The Soul of Nigger Charlie" (1973). These are real movies, you can look them up on IMDB. Even well know movies such as "Blazing Saddles" (1974) and "The Shining" (1980) had little problem with that word. Fluctuations in the word "nigger"'s usage or popularity are hardly indicative of and certainly not a cause of changes in overall racism in a culture.
You said "If you allow a word to hurt you that gives power to those who want to sustain racism. When no one cares about the words... Then we will not have racism." You also said "Dude. My concept of racism is not "the belief that it was or is a system of racists having power simply because of their power to offend people". It's obviously a lot more complicated than that." I think it's time to take a shit or get off the commode. For the record I voted delete on this article because it is so badly written. The point of my little parody quote was to convey that someone was trying so hard to make an offensive article that they forgot to make one that was written well. You couldn't glean that obvious theme yet you expect others to decipher the hidden moral of The Color Problem? What's wrong with you, man? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
Am not in favor of racism or of the reverse-racism of treating groups with kid gloves. We often achieve humor by shattering these barriers. This article will neither cause blood to be spattered nor further racial equality. But it's gratuitous, pointless name-calling. Spıke ¬  14:02 3-Nov-09
  • I have just made some BIG IMPROVEMENTS to this article. And I don't want it deleted because I feel it was such a revolutionary endeavor for Uncyclopedia's virgin standpoints of humor. Articles pertaining to nigger culture humor me; but even racism doesn't stop me from reading Uncyclopedia. --Shock Jock 07:15, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Virgin standpoints sounds like something that happens on the first night you have sex.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:34, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
The BIG IMPROVEMENTS are to the length of the article. MrN's pass made me soften but not remove my No vote; having it in book length is no better. Spıke ¬  10:27 4-Nov-09
(1) But since my username is Shock Jock; I might as well live up to it. Uncyclopedia was made to be a parody of Wikipedia with more room for shock jockery; so I might as well live up to my name one way or another! I even have a friend on YouTube who reminisces buttfucking moments of gay nigger sex when he comments videos. http://www.youtube.com/karlslasher80 . So, at this rate, we might as well just keep this total masterpiece. --Shock Jock 22:58, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
If you really wanted to live up to your name you could fade into relative obscurity 5 years ago. Anyway you simply reinforce my point "shock" no matter how desperately sought after does not equal humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:16, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Mike Cosgrove H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep Freakazoid bitches. Freakazoid. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:24, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. On the condition that Dex tidies it up a bit. I don't know - maybe it's because it's a friday, but it amused me somehow. Trim the stoopid, keep the "hey, cut that out" stuff, and it could be OK. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:27, Oct 30
  • Keep. If it's being tidied up. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:40, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. In fact, UU, I am happy. Spıke ¬  03:17 4-Nov-09
  • Keep. I wouldn't go so far as to call myself "happy," considering that I just gave blood and am a bit dizzy, but UU has improved this article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:20, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:09, 5 November 2009
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  • Delete. This is apparently not vanity. However, another thing that it's not, is that it's not not retarded. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:18, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro does everything wrong; nonsense date, man né woman, unreadable last line to work in a swear. Again, watch a TV-show episode and go blab on your keyboard. Spıke ¬  17:08 29-Oct-09 rescinded 13:01 3-Nov-09
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  • Comment Are we really casting "conditional keeps" based on work that, as far as I can see, Dexter has no intention of doing? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:34, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
    OK, I've done it. Happy? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:50, Nov 3

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 03:54, Nov 5

Hollywood Undead

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  • Delete. A long winded nobody cares link and then a discography containing nothing of interest or note. I even tried to read the history section, and now I am mentally listing all the things I could have done in that minute instead. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:14, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Even the time spent making the entirety of Sec.1 not be a giant wikilink, replacing the potty humor with real cleverness, or changing its fake citations to real footnotes, would be wasted. I don't know that the discography and videos are not plays-on-words of the works of a real band. Even if they are, this article is worthless. Spıke ¬  16:58 3-Nov-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Why? Why would anyone make this? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:56, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Why? Why? Oh Why?? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:14, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Because. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:01, 4 November 2009
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Osamu Tezuka

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  • A biography of a real guy, unfortunately using coded allegory instead of humor. Has been an edit-war battlefield for years. It ought to be done right. Spıke ¬  10:46 2-Nov-09

Rado, lisa

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Not gawdawful but could be a vanity about somebody's teacher. Untouched since '06 or so. Not at all related to Lisa Rado, a minor author. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:53, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. The author repeats Bertha so many times that it looks like a bet to me. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:59, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Gawdawful. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:38, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Possible vanity attack. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Delete. Whatever it it is, it sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:04, Nov 3
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Teen Titans

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🔒 Alan Turing H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete. Alan Turing is a personal hero of mine, so it's a shame to see that his page is nothing but a bunch of gay jokes. We should delete this, and perhaps replace it with a redirect or something. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:11, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Now this article is not that bad. However, I know Monika has a rewrite hidden in here userspace somewhere. Now if anything happened to this article on VFD then she would have to move it over... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:16, Nov 2
  • Symbol delete vote '''''''Delete' per above. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 3 November 2009
  • Delete. Thanks, Hyperbole, for telling me those were jokes. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:16, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • this article is gaaaaaaayPaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Redirect To Turing Gay Test or whatever that article was. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:22, November 3, 2009 (UTC)
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Lincoln

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Ibm SuperCenter

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  • Delete. Short, crap, somehow slipped through the net without getting the ICU it (at best) deserved. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:06, Oct 29
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A one-paragraph review of something that isn't a product by someone who isn't a writer. Spıke ¬  12:49 29-Oct-09
  • Delete anything with this written in it "it will suck ur brians and eat it and force u to play its suck ass video games". --ChiefjusticeDS 14:51, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
    • Comment: Except my user page, which someone was thoughtful enough to write those words into. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:19, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning Smite. No, wrong! --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:45, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 31 October 2009
  • DESTROYPaizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
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  • Abstain (Yeah, that's right, bitches!) It made me laugh, and I like it, but if I vote keep I face ridicule from my peers. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:49, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
    Na. The REAL pussies vote abstain. :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:13, Nov 2

Kobe Steak House

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  • Delete. Because it sucks. Oh, fine - it's a couple of random paragraphs interspersed with a couple of unfunny lists. And it sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:15, Oct 30
  • Listy shit.Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeah. If you didn't like your order of cat testicles, tomorrow's Saturday, so just ring up the Restaurant Show and complain on the radio, not to us. Spıke ¬  01:26 31-Oct-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's okay in the middle, but if you removed all the cruft you'd be left with two sentences. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:50, November 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kill --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:04, November 2, 2009 (UTC)
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Krelboyne

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  • Delete. Nothing but random bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:11, Oct 30
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. (Formerly a comment) The first sentence's gaping lack of parallelism and use of English words to not write English, reminded me of Hajime Socialist Republic. And sure enough, HZ Corps comes into play. Instead of voting, let's dispatch assassins. Spıke ¬  15:38 30-Oct-09 post-edited
  • Delete. Who the hell would ever find this evcept by the random article button? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
Someone reading any of the many other articles in this kid's personal alternate reality. Spıke ¬  01:27 31-Oct-09
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Leetkey

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  • Description by illustration is bad writing when the topic is confusion ("obfuscation") or repetition ("over and over and over and over!"). Likewise, writing articles in code is problematic, even when making fun of kids writing in code. I dislike all our Leet articles for this reason. Spıke ¬  21:56 30-Oct-09
Is that a "delete"? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:03, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
No, it isn't. I don't know Leet. I just dislike all the Leet articles. Others will accept or reject my input and do the right thing. But Krelboyne (above) should be a "delete," as I now feel I know the author. Spıke ¬  22:44 30-Oct-09
Is that a "de1337"? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:17, October 31, 2009 (UTC)
Give it the penguins at Illogictrollia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:12, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Mike Smith

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  • Delete. Made-up nonsense; htbfanjs violation. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:21, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬  17:15 29-Oct-09
  • Delete. Yeah - this is drivel. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:28, Oct 30
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:41, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Author shows an impressive, but unfortunately not unique, ability to learn and parrot Uncyclopedia memes in an article that shows he is Fitting In, and babbling cleverly. Apart from this, though, the article is too crappy to abstain on. Spıke ¬  17:15 29-Oct-09

Lesbian Robots

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Game:Charity Parachute Jump

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  • Delete. I have no idea why I didn't ICU this on sight - maybe I was in a good mood. But now I bring it here to rectify my oversight. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:50, Oct 29
  • Delete Do we really need to use VFD for pages so obviously lacking any sort of content or potential? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:52, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
    I'm sure someone, somewhere, would accuse me of abusing my admin powers if I just deleted it outright. And while I can live with that, I figure this way I won't have to. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:56, Oct 29
  • Yes, that would make you an authoritarian worse than Hitler. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:08, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • See what I mean? --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:43, Oct 29
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Mike Tyson

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  • Delete. Jaw-droppingly bad. We could put a rewrite tag on it, but I think a blank slate might be the better option. Even if it does create a red link in the best template ever. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:37, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. At some point, must we spell out for new users that an intro of a comedy article needs to draw the reader in, not to blast random crap at him? Spıke ¬  17:22 29-Oct-09
  • Delete. Er what?? --ChiefjusticeDS 13:47, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Still sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:01, Oct 30
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:22, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  • It's called HTBFANJS. Also, I gave it a soft rewrite. Don't get me wrong, it still sucks, but now you can pretend it's intentional. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:40, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Mike Ditka

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  • Delete. Written almost entirely by IPs, this was protected a year ago last January to prevent IPs from writing any more, because they had done a shit job. And it's been stinking up the wiki ever since. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:30, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. To compound all the usual problems: no intro, and Section 1, History, is an afterthought. Spıke ¬  17:19 29-Oct-09
  • Delete. Some small instances of good writing buried under heaps of rubbish. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:45, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Poor. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:59, Oct 30
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The writing's not terrible, it just has a terminal case of generic epic syndrome and dutch mink farmeritis. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:09, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Mike Ricci

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  • Delete. No one who isn't Gerrycheevers should write articles about hockey. They end up being the word "gay" written exactly two hundred forty two times. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:27, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Disagreeing with Hyperbole, many people might write articles about hockey. Though I won't read them. The template citing the vanity policy warns against including personal information. Is there anything here but? Spıke ¬  17:28 29-Oct-09
  • Delete. Hey, every time you say "gay" it gets funnier, right? If I thought there was a good article underneath, I would have voted keep. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:12, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Long, boring and enduringly pointless. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:43, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. So this guy's gay, then? --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:57, Oct 30
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🔒 Mike Baldwin H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Delete. Made-up nonsense; htbfanjs violation. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:23, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Good for you Hype: you live in blissful ignorance of the existence of Coronation Street, and for that I envy you. This article, which is ostensibly about a character on said POS soap, utterly sucks, by the way. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:43, Oct 29
  • Delete. For being soddin' awful. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:42, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's worse than made up nonsense..it's real...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:16, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. UU's rebuttal (below) is persuasive, despite follow-on comments that some men like soaps. Spıke ¬  22:00 30-Oct-09
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  • This also-ignorant reviewer casts the token abstention in this round. The article has all the classic problems, but subtly rather than flagrantly, and could conceivably appeal to a fan of the soap. Spıke ¬  17:24 29-Oct-09
    You lucky bastard. Also, I tested your theory by showing this to my father-in-law, who hasn't missed an installment in about 20 years. He declared it, and I quote, "soddin' awful". --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:46, Oct 29
    Why do British men watch soap operas? I've never heard of an American man doing that. Not even a gay one. It's too gay for the gays. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:31, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
    Spend some time in an American prison and you'll likely change your perspective. There are places where, if someone tries to change the channel when certain soaps are on, it's an instant fight. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:15, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
    So how'd you end up on the inside, WdIntpt? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:46, October 30, 2009 (UTC)

Kept Cos we forgot to add the VFD tag. Also, I don't think it totally sucks! I will see you guys back here in a few weeks if you want to re-nom this later... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:11, Oct 30

🔒 Drunken neighbour H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep and give it a tidy - sounds like most of the students I live near. And me while I was a student, come to that. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:11, Oct 30
  • Keep. I smiled at a few parts. Some features don't achieve that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:48, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. UU had his sandwiches stolen by Plato...I pre-date Socrates .--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:18, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:08, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Has been around since 2006, it's short and for the most part unfunny, it has some potential, but not in this form. I went through the history and there is nothing promising in there either. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:32, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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  • [originally a Delete] Anyone writing about how funny getting drunk is needs to ask whether it's funny to anyone sober. I especially don't want to read any comedy article that introduces itself as a "thesis"; the author may be one of the speechifying pre-teens imagined in my recent recommendation on encyclopedia clichés. Spıke ¬  17:02 29-Oct-09 post-edited
  • Clean-up done (mincing words; new template; 10% new material) Spıke ¬  22:34 30-Oct-09

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:39, Oct 31

Hajime Socialist Republic

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  • Delete. What? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:03, Oct 29
  • Delete. There are hints that this is going to be a satire of Japan, but it isn't. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:24, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A missed opportunity for some actual humour. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:48, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Despite initial amusement, I'll pile on. Bad things deserve to happen to stoned editors, and we should start to chip away at these interlocking articles on a personal alternate universe. Spıke ¬  19:27 29-Oct-09
  • Delete --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:19, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It isn't worth keeping. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:22, October 30, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Finally a chance to avoid voting straight-party Delete on this current batch that UU has dredged up. The article loses me with large numbers, history-of-the-future, and space villains, but I almost enjoyed bad English as written by foreigners, especially mixing the excessively formal with the colloquial. We need a parochial article on a despotic but quaint Third World hellhole. Spıke ¬  12:48 29-Oct-09 post-edited
  • Comment There's a whole lot more where this came from. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:32, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
A whole lot more and being developed as we write. His query on UU's talk page may explain it: Editing Under the Influence. Spıke ¬  16:54 29-Oct-09

Grand Theft Auto: Cartoon City; by Billy Flopkins

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  • Delete. Random drivel. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:00, Oct 29
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. One or two hours' typing by one or two anonIPs on 19-Oct; concedes early that the topic "ain't real." Author must have read Barack Obama, which uses {{C}} (censorship blocks) deliberately; this article overuses them pointlessly. Spıke ¬  12:37 29-Oct-09
  • Delete It's not totally irredeemable. I like the idea of an M-rated game reviewed by a 12-year old. But delete it anyway. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:38, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:45, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Recreated several times, and worse every time.  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:46, 30 October 2009
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GBay

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  • Delete. It's short, it's shit, there is no point, it's random, it's had no edits since 2007. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:49, Oct 29
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Does everything wrong: Self-reference, nonsense dates from the future, memes, ninja/mutants. Spıke ¬  12:29 29-Oct-09
  • Delete. That was nice and easy. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:43, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The recent deletables are unusually bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:13, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Bye --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:26, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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Bell Canada Enterprises

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  • The template doesn't lie. The article is not a dry recitation of facts, but it's based on facts: The guy has a crappy phone monopoly. We all do; mine filed for bankruptcy yesterday. This article is more angry than funny, but an article on your crappy phone monopoly, acting out generic complaints (in the manner of My ex-wife) would be good. Spıke ¬  04:04 29-Oct-09

🔒 Gay people H D Oldvfd

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  • Vape this piece of crap. --Andorin Kato 21:13, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Actually, I've just noticed that it used to be a redirect... so I guess we could just revert back to that. Looks like I just wasted a VFD spot; someone please archive this. --Andorin Kato 21:22, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Reverted back to redirect and locked down. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:48, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

Hotel Vladivostok Live

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  • Delete. 2005cruft of the usual kind - short, random, unfunny, pointless and the rest. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:05, Oct 29
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Commits the additional youthful sin of repeatedly stating interpretations of facts it has not yet spelled out. Spıke ¬  12:54 29-Oct-09
  • Delete. What??? --ChiefjusticeDS 14:49, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Good find, this really deserves deletion. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:53, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Bad. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:51, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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HZ Corps. Death Fighting Tournament

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  • Delete. It's just a list. A short, unfunny list. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:01, Oct 29
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Watch a TV show (perhaps WWE wrestling) and write half a page about what you'd like the next episode to be. Inherently uninteresting. Spıke ¬  12:57 29-Oct-09
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:46, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Simply awful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:02, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Hello, my name is What The Fuck and this is my article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:50, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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Doug

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  • Delete. There is a school of thought that an article about cartoons is funny if you just change the name of all the characters into something vaguely smutty, like "Smurfuckette" or "She-Tampon-Ra." This school of thought is retarded. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:16, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pretty much bog-standard cartooncruft - complete with all the juvenile sex "jokes" and random backstory that entails. Painful. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:00, Oct 28
  • Hilarious images. Too bad about the article though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:16, 28 October 2009
  • It could have been good, but I think it's beyond saving with the way it's been tampered. Delete it with fire. -- Hanyouman 04:52, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete for defiling a brilliant name. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:41, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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  • The intro says what happened in "1990-1987" and goes downhill from there. The Contents are potty humor. I won't vote because I won't read it. Spıke ¬  16:34 28-Oct-09
    Sounds like you've read enough of it already... --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:40, Oct 28
  • When I checked on the article many a month ago, it looked decent enough... kind of. Then I check back on it now and find it like this. Gah! -- Hanyouman 04:50, October 29, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Basement Dweller H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. And hope for a rewrite. The basement-dweller exists and invites ridicule, although the current article reads as a grade-schooler's attempt to slam the kids he dislikes. Spıke ¬  16:41 28-Oct-09
It's rewritten. No listage, and I don't see any overt suckage. Spıke ¬  03:29 29-Oct-09
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  • Delete. Excessively generous rewrite tag. This article is a little angry, but not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:09, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Excess listage and suckage. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:45, Oct 28
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:45, Oct 29

Bill Grum

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  • Delete. 1. A Google on this name brings back this page and little else. 2. Read it - I did, and I'll never get that time back. Seriously, what the fuck? --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:57, Oct 28
  • Delete. A torrent of random. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:39, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:28, 28 October 2009
  • Delete. Random, boring and pointless. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:36, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Cambodian banana University H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I do what I can. IronLung 00:18, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I stand against the majority. This is just dopey. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:39, October 29, 2009 (UTC)
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  • The March 2007 edition survived VFD. Additions since then are mostly practice in writing complete sentences. I bet there is a CBU whose students refer to it as Cambodian Banana University and that is the only point of this article. Spıke ¬  00:29 28-Oct-09

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:43, Oct 29

Haka

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  • Delete. Okay, guys, this should not have survived deletion ten months ago. When we first nominated it, it looked like this. MrN9000 reverted it to this. That was deemed unacceptable, and after a minor rewrite, it looks like this. ALL THREE OF THESE VERSIONS ARE UTTER SHIT. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:22, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Remarkable. The three versions are all about something else. But indeed, they are all crap. Spıke ¬  16:32 28-Oct-09
  • Delete. I voted a weak keep last time, hoping it might get better after a rewrite. It got worse - time to get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 17:01, Oct 28
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  The fact this was kept last time clearly shows that we used to be far more lenient. I blame not-cranky-enough-ness. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:11, 28 October 2009
  • Delete Put it out of our misery. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:12, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
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Dalek Coon

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  • Delete. How did this slip the QVFD net? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:14, Oct 28
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Can a robot be written to find and destroy tiny biographies of people of which "Nothing is known"? Spıke ¬  15:53 28-Oct-09
  • Obvious delete is obvious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:37, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE, obviously.  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:18, 28 October 2009
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Cream tea wars

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Brower

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Bachman turner overdrive

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  • Delete. It's not much more than one block o'text. And that block witters on about Nordic Dragon Slayers and Aryan Nations and whatnot. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:49, Oct 28
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. BTO was not a one-hit wonder, and surely not the only one. So this piece of not humor has the double misfortune of being based on BEATING TO DEATH a not seed of truth. Spıke ¬  16:01 28-Oct-09 post-edited
  • Holy crap. That's obviously not worth formatting. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:40, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kill it --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:05, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:29, 28 October 2009
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🔒 Argumentum ad wikipedium H D Oldvfd

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  • Idea tag. This is sort of what the idea tag is for. Definitely a lot of potential here, none of which is tapped. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:41, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Per above. I'd like to see someone write this one. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:07, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
Done! Someone please help with photos. Spıke ¬  21:54 28-Oct-09
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  • Delete. Short, shit 'n' pointless. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:35, Oct 28
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  • Citing Wikipedia (for things like an unbiased essay on "homophobia") is common, and ridiculous, and deserves open ridicule--though this article doesn't begin. Spıke ¬  16:08 28-Oct-09
  • Fair enough, speedily keepted, although as nothing would have happened to it without this nom, I claim full responsibility for the fact that this has now been improved from a crappy little stub. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:37, Oct 28

Allalallium

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  • Delete. It's been unedited since 2007, it's not linked from anywhere, and it's random, unfunny, and pointless. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:33, Oct 28
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Sometimes a reader is unaware of the point behind juxtaposing two seemingly random things--but I'm sure there's no point in morphing Allah into a chemical element. Spıke ¬  16:14 28-Oct-09
  • Dumb. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:42, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small What?  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:33, 28 October 2009
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Template:1337

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Da Vinci's Inquest

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Because we're over 25,000, and that will never do. Also, "The pink panther and the church discovered that DA Vinci in fact was a dirty old pedophile..." IronLung 00:10, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Oooh, talk dirty to me! especially seeing as "Jew" is his favorite swear. Yes, let's become 24,999. Spıke ¬  00:23 28-Oct-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 02:00, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:19, Oct 28
  • Delete. Complete absence of good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:44, October 28, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Religion founders H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Don't know why exactly it's useless, it can be used very well in conjunction with religious related articles. Also, I find it quite funny. I think this can actually be extended for a full article. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:09, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Plenty funny, but shouldn't be a template, taking up space in articles on each Founder. Make it an article and have them just link to it. Spıke ¬  12:38 27-Oct-09
  • Keep only if moved out of template space. That's way, way too big for a template. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 13:28, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:29, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I agree that it's a little bulky for a template, I could try to reduce it in size so that it fits better and looks like other templates, has a navigation bar and so on. But keep it by all means. I never heard before that a template needs to have a practical use here, Chief. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 13:49, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
I reworked the design of the template now so that it is way smaller and more compatible with other templates. Hope you like it that way, it was quite an effort. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1 20:29, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Useless and unfunny. --Docile hippopotamus 09:07, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Has absolutely no practical use. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:44, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Remember to add the VFD template to pages you put on here. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:44, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:21, Oct 27

Lamcore Vendetta

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  • The rapper and the video game might have something in common that makes a future edition of this article cute. Dunno--but I doubt it. Spıke ¬  12:41 27-Oct-09

MC Lamchop

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🔒 Bajillion H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. Coherent, reasonably smart, slightly amusing. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:34, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep The weasels bit was great. A good parody of all those things that try to demonstrate orders of magnitude with things like stacks of money or zooming in and out of things and stuff. --monika 23:08, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Nothing wrong with the concept, and unnecessary insults to the reader are the only thing wrong with the execution. Spıke ¬  05:28 26-Oct-09
  • Keep. It's short, expansion would be better than deletion. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:40, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. I suggest we put it in a laced up jacket and post it to ?pedia where it will able to roam where the penguins live...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:14, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
You mean y'all take your worst stuff and turn it into Wikipedia articles? Don't they complain that it's "original research"? Spıke ¬  12:44 27-Oct-09

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:23, Oct 27

How to be danceable and not just murderous

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  • Keep I happen to somewhat like this. That's why I "improperly" used a rewrite tag, hoping that someone could make it better because I know I can't. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:20, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Improper use of rewrite tag; made-up subject. Bad article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:07, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It links to HTBFANJS but has no connection to it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:58, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. No one weep when this has gone the way of all crap...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:59, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. At its core it's a big inside joke. Spıke ¬  05:45 26-Oct-09
  • What the Yeah, this is the kind of thing that this wiki can survive just perfectly without. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 04:02, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:38, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I believe we're supposed to use {{fix}} or {{idea}} for made-up subjects; "rewrite" is supposed to be a tag for pages whose absence would be noticed. At least, that's my understanding. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:29, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
    Really, those two templates have no use. They're just another way of saying, "Hey, rewrite/expand this!" MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:35, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
    Well, differentiating between them is useful to me. If I'm ever thinking "What shitty article can I rewrite," I'm looking for Dynamite, not How to be danceable and not just murderous. You know how you said you know you can't make this better? Well, neither can I. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:39, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • I can fix this. I don't have time to work on it now, though. If it gets deleted, move it to my userspace, please. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:02, October 22, 2009 (UTC)

To Shoot A Bluejay

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  • Delete. It's had a rewrite tag up for over a year. Not a notable subject. Kill it with fire. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:56, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty nasty and shaby. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:22, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. Stuff it and nail to a perch. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:03, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Killing with fire seems safest. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:36, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Apartments on the sun for rent

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  • Delete. A 2006 leftover that did not make me laugh. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:47, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Gonna point something out: This is originally a short joke on Futurama extended to a boring piece of shit Uncyclopedia article. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:30, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. UnNews is not a dumping ground. This article is just not that good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:24, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete..More toilet than to-let..--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:06, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:34, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Brute (Original Version)

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A really lame, tired page and guess what: It has a link to Shoop da Whoop. Nothing good is based on Shoop da Whoop. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:36, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:56, October 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Brutish indeed...where are the laughs hidden on this one ?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:10, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. At first I thought it could be saved, then I read a bit more and decided deleting and letting someone start from scratch is probably better. --ChiefjusticeDS 11:32, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Jennifer Granholm

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The Governor's foreign birth, and use of stock partisan ideas to make Michigan the epicenter of the economic mess, ache for clever treatment (like Pollyanna irony)--not just alternating randomness and libel. Spıke ¬  12:36 26-Oct-09 PS--Mitt Romney has the same problem (but he's a "rising star.")

Food Man Group

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  • Delete Strange and unfunny sagacruft of some description. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It doesn't relate to Blue Man Group, it doesn't relate to anything, the only bright spot is the use of Template:Random at the end to say so; but it's trite when an article confesses that it sucks. Spıke ¬  05:42 26-Oct-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A textbook terrible Uncyclopedia article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:22, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. NRV. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:03, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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Food Man Group: MacDavid Goes 2 Hell

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  • Delete Strange and unfunny sagacruft of some description. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:47, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Merge it with Food Man Group, then destroy them both as one. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:22, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unredeemable. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:03, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If you agree with me and delete the original, there is no reason for this "sequel" to live on; but perhaps my explicit vote will induce you to push it over the cliff faster. Spıke ¬  22:36 26-Oct-09
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Weisswurste and the Fat German Kid

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Final Fantasy Forum Wars

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  • Delete. Dead-end article that hasn't been edited in 3 years. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:27, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Go..just go..--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I think there's a concept here, but I'm having trouble teasing it out. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:01, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. If someone, someday wants to try to merge the world of video games with the world of unsolicited commercial spam, and if they, unlike this author, has something real to say about it, it will be easy to start over--easier than adapting this article to make it say something. Spıke ¬  22:40 26-Oct-09
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Tree Lee IV: A Fistful of Treefucker

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  • This counts as author request. This article qualifies for QVFD. Any passing admin could just delete this article and it would be totally fair. Any second now... --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:52, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Namster the Hamster

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  • Kerkill Random, stupid, and has a 0% chance of getting better. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:11, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. But I'd like to point out that it did get better on February 15, 2009, when Mnbvcxz added it to Category:Rodents. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:37, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dreadful cobblers...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:53, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Another biography of someone nonexistent (which the photo indicates is not even a hamster), and the first sentence says "little is known"--Why would anyone read further, even to discover his arch-nemesis? And nothing links to it except Hampster [sic]. Spıke ¬  05:35 26-Oct-09
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm pretty sure this is forum drama vanity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:52, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:09, Oct 26
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Theme songs

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  • Delete. Rewrite-tagged for a very long time; awful. Also: grace is the gayest person ever. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:57, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:16, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Delete, delete it a lot, slowly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:28, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. Abandoned at birth..so should we...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:00, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
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Topaz

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  • Kerkill Stupid and random. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:11, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I've always preferred Lopez Lake to Topaz Lake. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:33, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's like somebody started a Topaz article and drew a total blank when it was time to write it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:56, October 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:22, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Vape it NOW. --Andorin Kato 09:25, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
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Zombie Silvia Bernadotte

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Smacker

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  • Delete. Rewrite-tagged inappropriately; no one's going to rewrite a made-up subject. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:04, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small What is this???  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:22, 22 October 2009
  • Kerkill I liked two things about this, "Michael Jackson is quoted to say he has met and befriended a smacker, but refuses to show the smacker to anybody, fearing for the smackers safety." and the bit parodying Akon's "Smack That" song. I make turn that bit into an UnTune. Not record it, though, as I don't have a mic... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:28, October 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:19, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
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Elizabeth Caprino

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🔒 Special:PrefixIndex/Babel:1337 H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete A bunch of 2005 articles run through a translator to become unreadable. Why was this a good idea? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:51, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Genocidal Delete Not funny the first time, less funny every time after. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:02, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Withholding vote until I learn whether nominating fourteen pages at once makes Mordillo homicidally Jew-angry. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:57, October 23, 2009 (UTC)

Kept So after what you said about me in your forum you now do this Syndrome??? Um. No. Try and get some kind of consensus in your forum if you can, but we are not using VFD like this now. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:26, Oct 23

I was just kidding in the forum (the template obviously deserved deletion), and since the consensus there seemed to be UN:N I decided to be UN:I and do something. What's the problem? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:31, October 23, 2009 (UTC)
Hea. Tis no problem. Here's what we do. Bump that forum a few more times, and make some more of an effort to find out about these parts of bable is if anyone cares about em. Basically I don't think we have consensus to start mass deleting them just yet. I'm all in-favour of loosing it btw, but I just think we need to hold off a bit longer. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:36, Oct 23
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