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Weebie

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Sugababes

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  So I stumbled upon this, and I thought, wow, what a long article. Then I noticed its blatant lack of images. Then I noticed all the red links. Then I noticed it was just a Wikipedia rip-off with some added lame jokes. Then I decided it was so blatantly unfunny it deserved a VFD nom. Somehow, this all spanned over more than a day. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 25 September 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:25, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:36, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Erase. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:08, 26 Sep
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:17, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Dicky the Gnome

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  • Symbol keep vote weak keep I laughed while reading it. Its one of those epic failures that's so horrible its funny. --Mn-z 04:44, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Here is a list of fun stuff Dicky the Gnome does today. And that's how it ends. No list or anything (unless somebody removed it). Fucking beautiful. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:42, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I'm going with the stupid people on this one. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:06, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

*Keep. I enjoyed the fact that it featured Sam saying POTATOES for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Yes, let's keep this around so we can make fun of it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:57, September 22, 2009 (UTC)

  • Keep "exact scientific name is proliferous chubbimus gluetious maximus flatulatum. In english, that means 'One who reproduces rapidly, has ungainly overmuch flesh, a large posterior area, and is prone to loud flatulatory attacks.'" mAttlobster. (hello) 11:29, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • For --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:49, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm on a rampage! --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:36, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. An ugly mess...someone get the bucket and mop. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 11:22, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:31, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't think so. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:13, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:03, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • You know, honestly? This article is just shitty. My keep vote was misplaced. Sorry, guys. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:58, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nothing more than fail here. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:40, Sep 24
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. because I voted to keep the greater epic failure Miranda Cosgrove, and we don't need too many epic failures. --Mn-z 05:06, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • fail --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:54, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete--It's an article about how clever the author is, although in a couple places it is actually clever. --SpikeFromNH 11:08, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Xanga

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🔒 Extreme Sarcasm H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Oh yeah, we should totally keep this. Totally. I mean, it's soooooo good. It's suuuuuuuch a great article. Yeah. Yeah, this definitely has a place on the wiki. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:37, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Grues out of context are hilarious. As are two header templates. --Mn-z 04:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete and give to syndrome. because it's awesome! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:14, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:24, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
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  • You're just jealous because it says it's more deadly than hyperbole. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:59, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
    • Not only is this less deadly than Hyperbole, it's probably less deadly than the bottom row of a keyboard in reverse. --Mn-z 04:43, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Rewrite. All things considered, this does kind of suck. Move it to my userspace and I'll rewrite it. It might be kind of short when I'm done, but I want to keep it around for the sake of consistency with the grue articles. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Seems pretty comprehensive - keeperised. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:52, Sep 26

Magaga

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  • Delete there has been significant ip editing of this. However, it hasn't made it any worse. --Mn-z 05:53, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Limp and lifeless.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:57, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • topless lesbian virgin mermaid. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:05, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
    Now that's an article I'd like to read. Also,
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:06, 25 Sep
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  It completely fails to live up to my "topless lesbian virgin mermaid" expectations. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:08, 25 September 2009
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God Luigi

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Symbol comment vote Comment.Well, RBD, when I'm in a huffing mood I search (not "go") a word that idiot writers are likely to use. Today's was "Crack". I figured a lot of crappy writers would make the lame and predictable joke that (insert fictional character) has sex for crack. I read the short exerpts and look for the ones with the most horrible, then I find who wrote these awful articles and try to hit the low points of that writer's body of work. Even randomcruft and shit comedy falls into predictable patterns, you just have to learn to spot them. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:06, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

The "No BENSON Allowed"'s of Giratinaton

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Indescribably bad seizure writing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:44, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • no really where did this shit come from --Roman Dog Bird 01:51, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • (Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:44, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • speedy delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:01, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:09, 25 Sep
  • Delete. Joe again. And really bad again. Hmm. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:10, Sep 25
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Giratinaton

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists, pokemon and banality. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:36, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • what --Roman Dog Bird 01:38, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:49, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. sure enough, 20 words in...pokemon sex. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 08:00, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. You know how sometimes you just know who wrote something? Joe9320 - didn't even need the history. As good as his image requests were friendly. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:07, Sep 25
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:08, 25 Sep
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Black Cat Twins

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Found this linked from Dr. Frogg. It's like going after a cartel whose only product is smuggling bad articles. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:15, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • huh --Roman Dog Bird 01:41, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:49, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. these all reek of really bad vanity. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:59, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crappy crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:03, Sep 25
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Dr. Frogg

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Black Gladiator

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Leftover Crack

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Template:Terrorist

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  • Delete Overly large random sectional template. It looks like half the bio articles are randomly thrown in this template. --Mn-z 15:56, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Annoying. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 19:51, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Christ, it's huge! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:54, 24 Sep
  • Symbol delete vote Delete Slowly This is a crummy template but it does serve as a valuable step off point to find many other articles that are just begging to be deleted.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:20, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 05:57, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. i love it when things i've always hated show up on VFD. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 07:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I think we need a terrorist template. Maybe a massive cleanup? ~Jewriken.GIF 07:08, September 25, 2009 (UTC)

Category:TransVestites-restricted articles

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Uncyclopedia:VFH/User:WikiFunny10000

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UnNews:Glendale Secondary School

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Clubbing

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  • Comment. It is delete worthy but it is a subject that needs an article here. Perhaps a writer who

actually does go clubbing - not old crusties like me. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:24, September 24, 2009 (UTC)

That Gay

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  • Delete This Guy spin-off that consists of little more than quote spam and listcruft. The image is the only thing sorta worth saving. --Mn-z 05:16, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:15, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • pooooooooooooop --Roman Dog Bird 04:21, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • BUTT POOP!!!!! --Inebriated 04:52, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nothing to it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:50, Sep 24
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  • It doesn't sound anything like it, you fucking Brit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:06, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Who's fucking Brits? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:50, Sep 24

Saint Benedict Catholic School and Performing Arts College

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Plum

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  • Keep. Weak one but it isn't doing any harm as it is right now. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 16:06, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Has this been rewritten since it was listed here? Because it wasn't all that bad. A bit clichéd in places, maybe, but not utter bollocks. Fetch me some Sprite or something. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:13, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Boppaloppa

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. keep --Keep 18:58, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep x2 keep x2 --Keep x2 02:48, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Apartheid H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. mildly amusing, has enough internal consistency and coherence. --Mn-z 01:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I think that there is enough here that is worth salvaging, that said, it isn't in a great state right now. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:50, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep, but move to it's own namespace. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:49, 15 Sep
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  • No consensus and little voting in nearly 2 weeks? keeptified. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:38, Sep 24

Purposes unknown

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Kinetic pedophiles

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  • Delete. So I was working on cleaning up the crime template, and... yeah. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:24, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.TL:DR --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:26, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:38, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:02, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:09, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

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🔒 Anthrax H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Abstain. This may be my new pet project. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:26, 12 Sep
  • Bandwagon Keep The article has been pulled out of the delete void. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:20, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Seems redeemable now. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:09, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. But Opty, you better make this good. /me wanders off to listen to Antisocial again. Loud, of course. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:28, Sep 22
  • Keep. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:14, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • OptyC seems to have improved it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:32, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:00, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • YA I MEAN DIS IS COOL AND STUFF, KIND OF SHORT (like my penis after a massive cocaine binge), BUT FLAVAAAAA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAV *catches AIDS from one of those whores that I've fucked, dies* --The World's Worst Flavor Flav Impersonator 05:00, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:USA

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  • A bit, but it still has too much randomness in its content. Not so much that it has random topics, but that what is and is not included is rather random arbitrary. I just think the topic is too broad to cover with one template. --Mn-z 16:44, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • I agree. The topics need to be split up into seperate templates, then they need to be put under one collapsable "American" table on the America page. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 15:39, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

Warhammer 40k Minor Forces

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Excessive in length but of passable quality. Could be just as funny at a svelte 2/3rds length. Remove some of the filler and EDness and it could come together. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:20, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Removing the cruft will probably render a decent enough stub. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:55, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
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The internet was just some distant dream when I nominated this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:19, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

UberKilling

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  • Delete this PoS. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:43, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. PoS confirmed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:48, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete I can see there being a funny article about a martial art based on button mashing. This ain't it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:01, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:45, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:06, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
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Les Claypool

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  • Great musician, shitty page. It's been here long enough. I can't do anything to make it better since I can't write for shit. Some faggot keeps blanking it, but since he doesn't like the whole site, his time would be better spent jerking off into a plate of shit. Either way, let's just get rid of this dump (but mr. claypool himself doesnt suck srry fer all da meen tings i sed avbout ya in da past ur new abvlum ROOLS!!!!!!! :-(). --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:54, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 06:09, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Well, Winona had a big brown beaver and she talked to it every day... --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:45, Sep 22
  • Come on, just look at it. Not even Illogic would take it. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:06, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Weak Delete The attempted theme of adding Primus titles was promising but it could not stem the tide of bad writing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:46, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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↑N

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny stublist. ↑ yours. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:36, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. and that network no longer exists. --Mn-z 02:44, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 02:19, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. Nothing more to say. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:43, Sep 22
  • I dunno, maybe it'd be funnier to someone who's actually heard of this up N thing, but I found it tolerable at the very least. I ain't gonna override the opinions of people who know about this stuff though - if they say it's bad, it must be. Also, it uses the word nigger too much for my liking. Actually, just blow it outta the water. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:10, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
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Tom Prentice Treatment

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🔒 Oh My God! There's a Meteor Heading Towards Us H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete. Uh, so like, 1. This article sucks, and uh.......3. It was mostly written by that one guy that we're not supposed to talk about. Plus it's written in the first person and I can't fucking stand most articles written in that style. This is lame, and it sucks, and it's stupid, and I'm not laffin', so yeah. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 06:50, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill No lulz detected. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:28, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Keeptificated. -UU - natter UU Manhole 10:29, Sep 22

One Hundred and One Dalmatians

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  • KEEP! sorry, folks. I need to keep it and I will fix it up to make it funny.TVB 12:56, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete typical Moviecruft. I.e. most of the article consists various listcruft and other unfunny filler. --Mn-z 18:10, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete This was just babbled out with out pause for thought or contemplation. This utter cock was a rolled red carpet from the very jaws of a dirty Hell. This article came into my flat and stole my cat. It put said cat in a microwave and baked it like a soft jacket potato. This article has let me down it's let you down - but most of all it's left it self down. I don't want to see or hear anything about this redundant Soda-Stream of a misguided side spunk of an article again. I want us all to join hands, surround this article and hoki-kokie this bad child of crass dogged menace into the darkest most unwelcome grave on an island infested with the congealed blood of misunderstood wasps. I don't like this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:20, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:33, 11 September 2009
  • Delete and userfy to give TVB a chance to repair. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:21, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Normally I'll vote keep if someone is working on it, but looking at the history, you haven't done much except break up some paragraphs and change some lists around. You do plan on rewriting the content right? --C:\syndrome\_ 19:03, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
    • I'd suggest userspacing it. --Mn-z 19:06, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
      • I agree. I trust TVB to make this the greatest piece of writing this damn ugly universe has ever had thrown at it. TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! TVB! mAttlobster. (hello) 21:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Userspaced. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:21, Sep 22

Uncyclopedia:List of New Users

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Hamlar the Barbarian

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Ewan

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Kawaii Seizure

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  • I should probably clarify that I am illiterate in Japanese. Then again, most readers probably are, too, and online translators don't usually do a good job with Japanese. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 04:39, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

Evil Edna

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Henry Weinhard's Root Beer

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Paula Hitler

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. this article is so cool.Hilter had a sister.I didnt know that.awesome,awesoem

--jupiterfox 16:59, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Hitler had a sister, then they formed a band. Good writing there, Mr. Most Predictable Person on Uncyclopedia. You forgot an Emo joke and a horrible Oscar Wilde quote, though. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:32, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:58, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. as per the comment under Keep, and because the article is crap. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:33, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. . There was perhaps a good idea here but why cover it in crap ? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:17, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ditto Romartus. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 10:52, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • HALP I think I'm going to kill myself -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 23:21, September 20, 2009 (UTC)
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Svenstorp

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🔒 Ars Hill H Tag Oldvfd

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Over a week. No clear winner. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:48, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Template:Reverse World H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. a template that basically says, "please excuse the fact that the following article makes no sense whatsoever." --Mn-z 05:22, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 00:17, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
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Apathy. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:46, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Purple toon link

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny waste of space. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 01:36, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

Delete . Purple pants. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:50, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

  • Maroon! Maroon PANTS! Yeah, sucks. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:27, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's only good point is its brevity.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:56, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:30, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
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PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

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Apparatus N'a K.

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Aelphais Mangrae

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Ashley Cole

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Gorta

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🔒 A super special visit from your coked up brother H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Proofread it, add some pictures, and you've got the best article ever. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 22:26, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Are you kidding me? I've always loved this. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:37, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Starts better than it ends, but keep anyway. If people gave up everything that ended poorly, I'd never get laid. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Has the potential to be quite humourous, and it's far from the worst I've seen............--Grue Hunter 23:08, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. --Mn-z 04:30, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Massia

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Uncle Sam

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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Surely there's some humor in a bunch of posters where Uncle Sam points at you and tells you to do something not particularly funny? --C:\syndrome\_ 04:32, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Arni the Wizard

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small A wizard didn't do this.  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:59, 11 September 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. Looks like the work on imps, or maybe gnomes of some sort. --Mn-z 01:08, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Brings shame to wizards. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:12, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Dear third grade teachers, please stop assigning your students to transcribe their creative writing homework to Uncyclopedia. Your truly, --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:37, September 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Vanity? I don't know. But let's lose it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:23, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
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Steve Ditko

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Canterbury College

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Minnie Mouse

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🔒 Template:C2 H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete as nominator. This has been made redundant by the removal of Category:Censored from {{C}}. I already removed one transclusion from my userspace, but there are others which need to be dealt with. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 05:39, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete although I would suggest a redirect, as its used in old forum posts, which can't be edited. (Well, they can' but then an admin would need to protect it, and it would be out of historical order in the archives.) --Mn-z 13:45, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
    • Is it okay for me to perform the redirect myself? Also, shouldn't the page be fully protected once redirected (to match the full protection on {{C}})? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 19:02, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
    • Oh, and upon actually checking the current transclusions, none of them seem to be from the Forum namespace. Does Special:Whatlinkshere handle the forums correctly? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 19:15, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
      • It appears that I was looking at all links, not just transclusions. However, certain admins don't like red links in forums, so I'd suggest a redirect. As for doing the redirect, I'd suggest waiting and let an admin do it since its already on VFD. --Mn-z 20:17, September 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 00:16, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • YesTimeToRedirect. I agree with Mnb'z: It wouldn't have been a big deal to redirect it to begin with, but since it's already here on VFD, might as well follow through. --C:\syndrome\_ 04:41, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:28, Sep 11
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Redirect.  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:38, 11 September 2009
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Deleted, sort of. I'd delete it, but my interweb connection here (not at work!) sucks, making it migraine inducing to load up each page it's on to clean it out of the bowels of Uncyclopedia. If someone does that, I'll delete the template. Alternately, I won't do that bit, either. I'm insufferable, like the flakey broad that Sandra Bullock always plays in movies. But I digress... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:14, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 Churkey H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Delete short, random, random subject, poorly formatted, and little improved in years. --Mn-z 19:59, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Lacking in overall humor and substance. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:19, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pluck it and stuff it where the sun doesn't shine. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:17, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Churkeep. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:02, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Retroactive

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  • Delete article looks like it almost makes sense. The key word is almost. The article is about how much an unnotable existent series of textbooks sucks, plus some random. --Mn-z 15:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I would like to retroactively remove it so that this vote would have never been necessary. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:51, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. What the crap is this crap? --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:25, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • ha ha --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Worthless. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:44, Sep 9
  • Delete Necropaxx (T) {~} 03:37, Sep 10
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Pegasus

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Hell, fucking, no. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 01:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete I was going to do a crap pruning, but then I realized there would be nothing left. --Mn-z 16:45, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • If I should die - think only this of me. There is some corner of a foreign field that voted Delete to Pegasus. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:11, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Load this one into Big Bertha and blow it in the direction of the Tommies. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:40, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill And possibly do what Socky said. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:21, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Randumb. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:35, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Meh It might be worth keeping, but it's too incoherent to tell. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:02, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yeah it's crap. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 01:44, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Filipino Empire H T D Oldvfd

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  • Delete I went ahead a merged the content into {{Philippines}} as this template was largely redundant. Its only used on 4 page. I was tempted to remove it and replace it with {{Philippines}} and then qvfd it, but I thought I should bring it to VFD first. --Mn-z 15:52, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill or whatever MadMax said to do. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:22, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Technically, if content has been merged, it should be redirected to the template in order to preserve the merge history. MadMax 06:52, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Anna Vissi H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - some unfunny balls about some Greek bint BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Sep 1, 13:48
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - per above. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:19, Sep 1
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:00, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Per this very line mAttlobster. (hello) 16:13, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I don't know. This might actually contain some seeds of good humour. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:45, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
    • Even if it was it good English, it would still a be a "this musician no one in the Anglosphere has ever heard is teh suxxors" type article. --Mn-z 07:06, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
      • So it would be better if you had heard of her? I'd say she's notable enough, having participated several times in the Eurovision contest. She's kinda like a Greek Madonna. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:43, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
        • So is she well known in Britain? The article sounds like typical Greek-basing by the Turks. --Mn-z 16:39, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

kept, yo. - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:49, Sep 8

Yeppoon

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Indiana University

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  • Delete. A very bad starting point for an article we should probably have. Delete and put on Requested Articles? Redirect somewhere? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:03, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • do smoething --Roman Dog Bird 19:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • doesntmatter. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:16, 28 Aug
  • Conditional Delete if we have something better to redirect this to. --Mn-z 04:40, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A yawnfest..--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:19, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • B=============D~~~ i literally yawned while attempting to read this -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:30, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Nothing worth bothering with. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:42, Sep 7
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  • Comment. Love Oscar Wilde quote, other one's great but not funny. Article doesn't matter. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 08:31, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    I do believe that is a fake Wilde quote. We have quite a few of them around here. --Mn-z 05:35, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
    I thought it probably was, but I really like it. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:10, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
    I reversed the quote and added it to the Mind. There's too many Oscar Wilde quotes on this site, but not enough good ones. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:24, September 1, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Matt Bellamy H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep. I find some parts funny, and even if you don't it's better than nothing. I'll probably restore it if it's deleted anyway, so there. Spang talk 21:52, 29 Aug 2009
  • Keep. {{rewrite}} - per Spang. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:22, Sep 1
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  • No strong consensus after more than 10 days - keeptificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:39, Sep 7

The reference to Category:Censored in [[:Template:C

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  • Too much like work why don't we create another category for articles that rely on censoring for humor? --Mn-z 07:03, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Okay, this is kind of a strange nomination. I don't actually want to delete Category:Censored. What I want to see deleted is the entry Category:Censored in Template:C. Because it's absolutely fucking stupid that any page with a single censored word goes into the category. It renders the category absolutely pointless. Might I suggest, instead, that we remove that line from that (protected) template, and then manually add Category:Censored to any pages that rely heavily on censorship to get their joke across? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:47, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  The thing Hyperbole was talking about. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:53, 4 September 2009 (UTC)
  • "Delete" I've noticed before that this template makes that category useless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 16:36, September 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • I like the idea, but agree with mnbvcxz (somewhat) and Dexter (a lot). -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 03:20, September 6, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Um... This really isn't the place for this... It'd be better if you just asked an admin to remove it... Or bring it up on the talkpage... Not here, though... Just saying... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:05, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hyperboled MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:50, Sep 5

That means it was removed per request. I removed the VFDc template cause that broke something. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:39, September 6, 2009 (UTC)

Battle of Google

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  • Delete sagacruft. --Mn-z 05:14, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  • :p Hahahaha. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 05:32, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete.. Has 'Work in Progress' sign on it after three years. I guess everyone has gone home to tea and forgotten about this pile of rubble. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:04, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Although consider a move to the userspace of the person who put the WiP tag on if they want to work on it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:55, Sep 2
  • Delete Computers and technology are not the funniest of subjects. They are difficult to make funny. This article needs to be put-down before the pain gets too much. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:54, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • The wip tag was just added. It looks like somebody wants to try to fix it. Unfortunately, if I may be so blunt, it appears that he probably isn't quite up to the task. --Mn-z 05:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Can we please just check and delete after the wip tag expires? or just have someone move it to that user's userspace and delete from mainspace? I don't like the idea of killing something that someone hopes to fix. -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 16:28, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

Since the construction tag was added after the page came to VFD, and it's got enough votes to fail, I've moved it under the tag-adder's userpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:02, September 5, 2009 (UTC)

The Fad War

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  • Delete sagacruft --Mn-z 05:14, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  • ChuckNorrisKilledAGuHisPenis. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 05:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It's worse than acne but at least here there is a cure..DELETE...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:59, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Seriously, what was the point of this? This whole series looks like it took some serious effort, but for the life of me I can't see why anyone would want to put that effort in. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:09, Sep 2
  • Delete Trivialises a horrific event. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:50, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Meany! H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep I'm pretty sure it's a joke, and deleting it would mean digging into some talk page articles to subst it. Besides, this is historical. It was made by Flammable. I don't remember Flammable, he's that old. Modusoperandi probably doesn't even remember Flammable. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:25, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Move your remarks to the comments bit. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:13, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Well, I guess it's harmless as long as it isn't used in any articles. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:38, 3 September 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Pants It is a userspace template. But, my theory is, if you need a template to express your dislike of someone, you probably need to trim back on said expressions of dislike. --Mn-z 06:18, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:06, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
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  • Flammable actually banned me once. I was categorizing images at the time, and he confused the "m" for minor edit for the "N" for new page. I was pardoned in IRC about 4 minutes later. --Mn-z 04:38, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
    • I don't really think who made the page is a valid point in VFD votes, but still, I don't see any reason to take this template out of circulation any more than it already is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 13:30, September 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:21, Sep 4

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Eminem

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Comment. Is Uncyclopedia contractually obliged to carry an Eminem article ? What happens to this subject if this one is deleted ?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:13, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

It is below the radar of minor-occurances - it is overwhelmed by the hurricane caused by the flutterings of butterfly wings.

HowTo:Field Strip an M16

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - A list centred around shooting yourself in the face. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Sep 1, 18:19
  • Factual inaccuracy. My Pakistani neighbor has an AK-47, not an M-16, you twat. Colin Explode fireALL YOUR BASEExplode fireHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 18:29, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. idea may be savable, execution, not so much. --Mn-z 18:42, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:23, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • KILL I can't believe I wasted my time reading this. Thankfully it was a short article -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 14:06, September 4, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Paraguay H T D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A good first paragraph, then degenerates into random celebs and gay jokes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:17, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. contra Oscar Wilde, Paraguay is in fact a lot worse the Argentina. --Mn-z 17:27, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • I feel guilty about deleting an entire country..smacks of cartographic Stalinism. Perhaps there is an article that can replace it via the uncyclopedian Foreign Office ? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:40, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
    • I checked the Spanish uncyclopedia via babelfish. Theirs looks like a ramblefest. Its probably better than ours, but probably not worth translating. --Mn-z 06:51, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

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