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๐Ÿ”’ Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete. Well, THEDUDEMAN put this up on QVFD with no real reason given. The article itself is four years old. And, uh, not funny and random and..........yeah. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. its a real place, intentionally long as a 19th century publicity stunt, by the way. But I don't think ZOMG! look how long Welsh names are! Random, random, random, and more random! can make an article. I could see the subject as being a decent article, but there is nothing in it worth keeping. --Mn-z 18:05, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. If anyone is familiar with the Jane Fonda film 'Barbarella' - it is also a secret password. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate). 06:34, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - I've been there, nice town near Menai Bridge, but this is shit. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Sep 1, 13:48
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:26, Sep 3

The Great Internet War

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๐Ÿ”’ Theory of Continual Idiocy H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep. If I make this into an UnScript, it suddenly looks like a decent article... โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:13, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per Socky. Although it could use some work on toning down the liberal bias. --Mn-z 04:57, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.. I agree, I'd like to help fix liberal bias. Otherwise, I like it. As an UnScript I don't think it needs the bias taken out--although it might work better as a non-UnScript article without liberal bias. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:29, September 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. If it's being worked on. --UU - natter UU Manhole 21:06, Sep 2
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What's all this 'liberal bias' bull-shit? This isn't 6000 year old Earth Conservapedia for fuck's sake! It seems to be taking the piss out of religion (badly). Wasn't Jesus a liberal anyway? In which case it's got an anti-super-natural-liberal bias. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:08, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:24, Sep 3

๐Ÿ”’ Shrewsbury H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. Actually, we got some free publicity from this one - the local paper got in a bit of a tizzy over this and the article on nearby Telford. There are still links to this page from elsewhere on the interwebs - from which we get some traffic, I think. Perhaps we could tidy it up, but I'd say it's a good page to keep around, if only to piss off the Shropshire Star newspaper. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:30, Sep 2
  • Make it more epic, more random and more offensive. To piss off that newspaper some more. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:38, 2 September 2009 (UTC)
  • Why didn't you bloody say so? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep - because it's very important that we keep anything that pisses off newsies. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:00, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per everybody. --Mn-z 18:22, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
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  • I notice the angry article says "Nobody was available for comment from Uncyclopedia." Is that some kind of fucking joke? We're always available for comment. All of us. We would have immediately passed this request for comment on to Ape, or Gouncyclopedia! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:59, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

Kept Well it said "No one at Uncyclopedia was available for comment". I call bullshit. Who did they ask? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:35, Sep 2


Lumbee Zebra

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The Yahoo Reversal

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Ebaum's Rebellion

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๐Ÿ”’ Template:Counter H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 08:55, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:24, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. But I would love to see someone remove it from most of the pages it's used. I'm sure there are a few places it works. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:43, Aug 31
    So then I assume I have permission to do a "de-countering" then? BTW, for reference, where does this work, in your opinion? --Mn-z 17:09, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
    I suppose if it doesn't work anywhere, we could always renom it as orphaned ;) Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:19, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
    My understanding is that you can edit any pages you fancy. Probably not all the user pages though. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:56, Aug 31
  • Keep I'm sure there is at least one legitimate use for this. Also, it's against the rules to edit userpages that aren't your own unless you're removing shock porn or something. Just reminding everyone. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 20:23, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It needs a cull though on most of the places it's used. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:04, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. the counter got old Counter5Counter4Counter3Counter2 articles ago. I also volunteer to delete all references to it if & when it's deleted. --Mn-z 02:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • HAW HAW OH MAN CHUCK NORRIS HAS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED XOXO PEOPLE AND COUNTING ROFL --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:47, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Userspace it. Uncyclopedia has had its share of dumb templates and in-jokes that just got so stale that we had to purge them. For instance, no page expect for one is allowed to have any AAAAAAAAA! on it, and I can't remember the last time a featured article had an Oscar Wilde quote. This template, although a fine piece of wiki formatting, has no comedic possibility except for telling the same joke over and over again (namely, something happens a lot) and I can't think of any reason we should keep using this thing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:25, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
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โ€œGeorge Bush doesn't care about Template:Counter.โ€
~ Kanye West on Template:Counter
Stop crap PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!
This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.
  • On a related note, it appears someone has used the {{crap}} template outside of userspace. --Mn-z 18:51, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
Bans all around! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:48, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
  • On another note, I have removed this template from some pages. And unsurprisingly, I'm finding that this template tends to occur in bad or "unmaintained" articles. --Mn-z 06:18, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
I have removed it from Counter4Counter3Counter2 articles...hahhahahahahahahah.....oh.....hahahahahah.....oh. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:29, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

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๐Ÿ”’ July 4 H D Oldvfd

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Redirected ~~ The preceding unsigned comment was added by MrN9000 (talk • contribs)

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  • Huh, I didn't notice its VFD history. Apparently, some people inexplicably like this. We have a thousand pages that say idiotic shit like "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music," and some people feel that we should delete the other 999 and keep this one. Well, I don't understand it, but it looks like this is something we're stuck with, like a retarded stepchild. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:28, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
    I am so tempted to start the article "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music." I know, that's part of my n00bness. Give me a cookie and I'll shut up. But still, doesn't every noob get a chance to start at least one completely huff-worthy article? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
I would like to change my vote to 'delete', but I just critisised Mn-z for continually vote swinging. If I did change it, I would look like a hypocrite - which I am so....ummmmm. So here I am, huddled with low morale - sheltering under the horrid roof of a 'Bandwagon keep' (a more irritating phrase I don't think could exist) and unecessary graphical 'tick'. It serves me right. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:43, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Kratos

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La viva loca

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Matt (Death Note)

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Eva Braun

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Matthew Calbraith Perry

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  • Delete. HTBFANJS violator from 2005; somehow overlooked. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:45, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. and can someone with a time machine give it wikipedia back in 2002 or so. wrong comment, right vote. --Mn-z 18:50, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:58, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Doesn't toss my salad. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:14, 29 Aug
  • Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:19, Sep 1
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Pepar

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  • Delete. ICU escapist from 2006, seems to be a mix of vanity and possibly mild cyberwotsit, coupled with no funny. Plus, the original author returned to blank it - seems fairly open and shut to me - get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:18, Aug 31
  • Delete Well, looking at the history the other person who did edit it only added a picture, the author blanked it twice, so shall we call it a user request? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:44, Aug 31
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๐Ÿ”’ Jewish History H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete Not funny, and obviously anti-semitic. --—Mazaka (talk) 06:01, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Nitrogen H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Looks to me like the "non-retarded version" is in fact an "equally retarded version that's just slightly less vandalized." This article is not good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:35, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
    Go on take another look? I gave it a quick bash at fixing it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:45, Aug 30

Kept Just... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:35, Aug 31

๐Ÿ”’ :File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpgโ€Ž H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Symbol delete vote Delete. - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. Binky The WonderSkull 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

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  • LOLhackers. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:50, 29 Aug
  • Socky, I can think of a hundred places where this image would be appropriate to stick. Don't limit it's use. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 20:01, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    • No "Userspace only images" WTF would that be all about? It's either an Uncyc image or it's not. My reason for not wanting this image is that when I look down the page Dexter added it to I see this image at the end and the first thing I think is... Oh, some Muslim hater has added some Muslim hating crap. I thought Dexter's edit and the way he did the joke to add this image was funny, but the cleverness of the joke it totally spoiled by the obvious FUCK YOU MUSLIMS! picture, which is kinda boring really... We need to get back to hating the French instead. That's much more funny. Also, it's a picture of a cock. You all want cocks. Also, we generally don't have pictures of cocks here on Uncyc because cocks are gay. Show me some more places where this image can be used (which are not too gay) and I will gladly change my vote. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:10, Aug 29
  • Really, who cares? As long as I'm funny, it doesn't matter. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 22:41, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Wait one fucking moment! So is this image gonna be deleted? If it is, I'll nominate PENISMAN for deletion! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:57, 30 August 2009 (UTC)
    Nah. I don't want to hurt THEDUDEMAN's (that's right, click the link! do it! do it now!) feelings. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:16, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

Kept That's enough of that... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:25, Aug 30

Matter-Eater Lad

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  • Delete. This article is what VFD is for. I have no idea why Socky proofread it earlier this year. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:00, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Matter-Eater Lad was born on January 3, 7890. The son of legendary sumo wrestlers John Madden and Rosie O' Donnell. Totally looks like it could be funny from the picture on the left, but as you soon as you begin reading it, BAM!, it sucks. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 19:11, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. I removed the lists to make it easier to judge. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:14, 28 Aug
  • Delete so many edits by notable users, yet none brought it to VFD. Btw Hype, are you going thru the articles alphabetically or something? --Mn-z 04:38, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.This looks like a job for Article Eater Lad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:12, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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Matt Kenseth

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Template:Greek gods]] (and additionally Template:Greek gods2 and Template:Greek gods templates, oh and this one too I guess)

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  • Comment. I got lost in all the code as it looks like these overlap each other. But are these something a user made for their user page? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:38, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    Nope. Just a lame template from way back. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:15, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment. Normally I'd be all for it, but I know of a certain admin who--Oh. Oh no. Oh no you didn't. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Also comment Normally I'd invalidate this as "no multiple pages under a single nom", which is a pretty good rule, generally, but these are so similar...also, I'd delete them right now (as it's 1:6), but since where I am it takes 15 seconds to load each page and each preview (and every page on which these templates appear would need to be cleaned), I have to leave it to someone who isn't me to do it. Sorry. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:11, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    You can go ahead and delete them and wait for somebody else to purge the templates. --Mn-z 15:17, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    I removed it from all the articles it was on, except Jesus (which is sysop-protected), so go ahead and delete it. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:25, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    And additionally, this is basically just a nom for Template:Greek gods, but if that template would be deleted, the other ones I mentioned should be deleted as well for logical reasons. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    Deleted. Thanks for the help. I'd give out cookies, but "C" is for "Cookie" and cookies are for me. Obviously. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:33, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
    Enjoy your cookie meal. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:42, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Mark Rosewater

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Marklar

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  • Delete. Hey, I just got a great idea. Let's steal a joke from South Park and then retell it in its original form!! We'd have a funny article, and we wouldn't even have to do any writing! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • originality is dead lolololololololol โ€”RomanDogBird (Talkโ€ขMorgan Freemanโ€ขeat my shorts niggaโ€ขHawkmanโ€ขsuck my balls) 21:26, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. This was really funny on South Park. Here it's just marklar. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I've seen worse, but the unoriginality pushes it over the edge. --Mn-z 05:19, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Excessively derivative pages like this really smurf my hide. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I already saw this episode. Wait, this isn't my DVR... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:19, 29 Aug
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  • You know, I hate to make an end run around Socky, but I'm not sure this page is even legal. A couple sections - and all the images - are just lifted directly from South Park, making this, most likely, blatant copyright infringement that couldn't possibly be considered fair use. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
    If it's really exactly the same, link me to the original, and I'll change my vote accordingly. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:07, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    The bit in the box was direct plagiarism: see, e.g., tv.com. The rest of it was basically just a description of the episode, accompanied by the episode's own copyrighted images. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:39, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    I the article still falls under parody, but barely. Its not like South Park is going to sue us over it. --Mn-z 05:19, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    Well, if it's only the stuff in the box that's copied, I'm not really bothered by it. We have Kenny McCormick too, don't we? โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:23, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
    We shouldn't. That article also isn't satirical, and it sucks. The only reason I'm not nomming it for VFD is I don't think I could get the votes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:56, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • You know what? If this is deleted, please restore it to my userspace. I'll make it funny and marklar at the same time. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:36, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Mark Morton

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  • Delete. This Mark carries a can of Cheeze Wiz and stole Jesus's beard. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:25, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • His band sucks, but I've seen a funny video with one of their songs dubbed over footage of the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Provided plenty of laffs, but still no interest in checking them out. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:46, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • In the DVD documenting the making of "The Sauce", he made the point that he likes to "toss in the KY Jelly, the lube, cause for every squirt you toss in, one of 'em winds up being real special because it's that different. --Mn-z 05:10, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:26, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yeah. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN15:21, 29 Aug
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:39, 29 August 2009 (UTC)
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Mark Hoppus

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๐Ÿ”’ Fiveteen H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. I think this could use rewriting, but I think it's funny. Of course I'm a fiveteen. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. You are all a bunch of Gay Fags. Not that this comment is related to this vote. I'm just saying. Looks like a perfectly good article to me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:59, Aug 26
  • Fuckin' Homos. All this article needs is more pictures. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:03, 26 Aug
  • Keep And put some photos from Jailbaitgallery or some nursing home site on it. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 19:37, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. 2006cruft that is utterly unfunny. I mean, it's coherent, but all it says is "I coined the word 'Fiveteen' to mean 'jailbait'. Jailbait is when you want to sleep with teenagers. Here's a list of some women who were once fifteen years old." I don't think I've ever been uninspired enough to write something so pointless. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • pud --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 20:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. looks like a made a term and Chesnick's Rule smells of vanity. --Mn-z 04:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete . Was I as unfunny as this writer at 15 ? Possibly but it has no place here . --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate). 06:44, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Pithy Saying Man H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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๐Ÿ”’ Matti Nykรคnen H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Invalid nomination. No VFD template on page. Jackass. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:13, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

Kurdistan

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  I checked all the revisions and there's nothing good. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:18, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete <insert witty comment here> --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:27, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Kurdistan (Kurdish: ูƒูˆุฑุฏุณุชุงู†/Kurdistan, literally meaning "the land of the coolest niggas",) is a land full of the greatest people. It is a mountainous area in the Middle East full of glorious and proud people, inhabited mainly by the most glorious niggas on earth. It covers large parts of Iran, Iraq, almost half of whats known as "turkey", and smaller parts of syria It roughly encompasses the Zagros and the eastern Taurus mountain ranges. Their most known university is the fuckataturk Univesity. They have their own land and military in iraqi kurdistan. They most recently fucked turkey in the ass with a colonic. There, now nobody even needs to look at the article itself. It's tinier than a cokeheads penis! --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 21:48, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, although I do not appreciate the comment about my penis. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:54, 28 August

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End of the Internet

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Markku Uusipaavalniemi

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  • Delete. Fun fact of the day: the Chuck Norris of Finland is named Mark. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:11, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • "They stared at each other and there was silence. That was the only time Chuck Norris nodded and walked away. (Two weeks later Chuck fell over as if struck by a round house kick but has claimed it was only a coincidence.)". If the first sentence was instead followed by "They eventually got a room and had wild, rough sex.", it wouldn't be as gay. In fact, it would be pretty damn straight in comparison. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:50, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:02, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
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Mark Ellis

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  • Delete. The history of this page verifies that this article on Mark has always been shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:14, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Even though the Star Wars joke was almost funny. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:29, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Mark Mothersbaugh (Devo) > Mark Farner (Grand Funk Railroad) > Mark Prindle (Retardedly hilarious record review guy) > Mark Deutrom (former member of Clown Alley and, more importantly, the Melvins) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other person named Mark, all of whom suck compared to these Four Mighty Men Named Mark. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:37, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:55, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
  • -- Soldat Teh PWNerator (pwnt!) 17:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Right now I see six seven articles put up for deletion, all by the same person, and all of them starting with "Mark." Do I see a Markophobe? Cpt. Goddess Markey Miley Spears (talk) 20:35, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
    I hate Mark. That bastard. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:38, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
    Hyperbole, is your name Mark? Cause I totally think I know you. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 20:47, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
    Did you just imply that my name is Mark? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:48, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

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  • Comment. It reads like a weaker version of an old joke once published by The Guardian newspaper regarding the island of San Serif. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate). 19:56, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

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  • Delete. Random nonsense is random. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Why do people think Uncyclopedia is the right place to post their imaginary crap?  โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:56, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. because of they see articles like this. --Mn-z 18:01, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Go West! To the West Korea / Go West! To the West Korea / Go West...To the West Korea - Keep going west, yes you're really near. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Plenty of grammatical errors/ spelling mistakes etc. It is one of those articles no one is going to clean up either as the basic idea isn't funny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate). 20:10, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. But I do think the shape of West Korea needs a funny caption. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:15, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Killer Wooden Giraffes of Doom H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Kinda Keep. I think there's some material that could be used for a rewrite. Come to think of it, with the right footnotes (which would mock the article and the Naruto fanbase in general) it could be kinda funny. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:08, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's a bit demented but where else would you find an article about Wooden Giraffes of Doom ? Usually I approach something like this without mercy but it has a nutty charm to it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate). 09:05, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep This is quite well written with a soft ripple of gentle sweet humour. I would love this to stay, I really would. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:32, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep I had to vote keep or a KWGoD would eat me. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:51, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It is not pants. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:58, Aug 27
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  • Found this in the Narubo category, looks pretty stupid and ugly and retarted and fat โ€”RomanDogBird (Talkโ€ขMorgan Freemanโ€ขeat my shorts niggaโ€ขHawkmanโ€ขsuck my balls) 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. maybe illogicopedia will appreciate this. --Mn-z 16:21, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Puzzling. Edited extensively by one author and (probably) his own IP, in three sessions lasting up to three hours, over the course of a year. How can anyone put so much fucking work into such a terrible idea? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just bizarre. Unfortunately, not in a good way. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:00, Aug 25
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:58, Aug 27

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๐Ÿ”’ Judas Iscariot H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. It's ugly, but not terrible. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:36, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Fine. The 2009 version was pretty terrible, but I reverted it to a 2007 version after nominating it. It's tolerable now. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:56, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per the nominator vote change, and its not delete worthy. --Mn-z 04:42, 27 August 2009 (UTC)
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Kept Did I mention about checking the page history? :P MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:22, Aug 27

๐Ÿ”’ E.Coli H D Oldvfd

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REDIRECTED MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:33, Aug 27

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  • Naruto. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Blah blah blah. Quote quote quote, ninja ninja ninja, random random random, see also. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:04, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
  • (Kakashi, according to some sources, PWNed Oscar once again by replying to his comment with "Oh, you will, Oscar, you will," making him the only mammal in German history to ever PWN Oscar Wilde twice within less than 10 seconds and live to tell about it. Is the first sentence of the article. --Mn-z 18:00, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:58, Aug 25
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:30, Aug 27
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  • comment I think this might be too notable to delete without replacing it with something, but I don't this sort of crap to spawn similar crap. --Mn-z 04:36, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
I've seen more notable things fall out of my arse this morning. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:28, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Bodger and Badger H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete. "Parodies" a children's show by making all the characters into gay pedophiles. I feel like I've seen this article's concept before. Hmm. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:27, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • mmm mmm mmm mmm --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 20:13, 25 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. ZOMG! gay pedophiles. --Mn-z 04:50, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Reads like an article bashed down on a keyboard after a night of binge drinking. It has never been looked at again by the author as it still includes the typo Bodger and Bdager. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate). 06:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC)
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Kept I reverted to an older version which had nothing about gay paedophiles. I'm closing this one via my "Check the history before nominating" thing I was going on about a while back. Nom this again if ya want, but this is too different to count the votes already given.... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:32, Aug 26

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  • I fucking hate this series with a passion (not really) and will be glad when it has been totally forgotten in about a decade, not just here in the United States, but in it's homeland, while One Piece, an incredible series, will continue to flourish. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC)
  • A half-shark ninja, eh? That sounds pretty creative to me! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk