# Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive189

## Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep $Lemon$ per Mnbvcxz. -- 20:46, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Keep It can be trimmed down to a stub which is worth keeping. It would take about 10 mins to do it. Maybe less. I can't be arsed to do it now. That's not a reason to delete it. MrN  Fork you! 15:22, Sep 1 Keep I like the name a lot. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:30, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Keepercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Remove crap per MrN. 12:19, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Keep I like these odd excentricites. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:08, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Keep. I was once taught how to pronounce the name properly by a Welsh type. It's great for clearing catarrh. --UU - natter 21:16, Sep 2 Delete Delete. Well, THEDUDEMAN put this up on QVFD with no real reason given. The article itself is four years old. And, uh, not funny and random and..........yeah. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. its a real place, intentionally long as a 19th century publicity stunt, by the way. But I don't think ZOMG! look how long Welsh names are! Random, random, random, and more random! can make an article. I could see the subject as being a decent article, but there is nothing in it worth keeping. --Mn-z 18:05, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. If anyone is familiar with the Jane Fonda film 'Barbarella' - it is also a secret password. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:34, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. - I've been there, nice town near Menai Bridge, but this is shit. Sep 1, 13:48 Comments Kept MrN  Fork you! 01:26, Sep 3

## The Great Internet War

 Keep Delete Delete sagacruft about nothing. --Mn-z 05:14, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Samuel L. Jackson, Leader of the Confederacy of Google. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:33, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Just about fails on all levels and that includes as a stupid game concept. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:10, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Stoopid. --UU - natter 11:50, Sep 2 D1337 As per UU. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 23:05, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Theory of Continual Idiocy • H • T • Add Oldvfd •

 Keep Keep. If I make this into an UnScript, it suddenly looks like a decent article... 19:13, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. per Socky. Although it could use some work on toning down the liberal bias. --Mn-z 04:57, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Keep.. I agree, I'd like to help fix liberal bias. Otherwise, I like it. As an UnScript I don't think it needs the bias taken out--although it might work better as a non-UnScript article without liberal bias. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:29, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Keep. If it's being worked on. --UU - natter 21:06, Sep 2 Delete Delete. - Sorry, you lost me there Aug 29, 16:10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:49, 29 Aug Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:59, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete It isn't funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:37, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Toning down the liberal bias isn't the problem . It was born lame and limps on and on..and on..--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:17, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. This is more a blog post than article. Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 02:02, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Comments What's all this 'liberal bias' bull-shit? This isn't 6000 year old Earth Conservapedia for fuck's sake! It seems to be taking the piss out of religion (badly). Wasn't Jesus a liberal anyway? In which case it's got an anti-super-natural-liberal bias. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:08, September 2, 2009 (UTC) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DELETE VOTERS ON ABOUT? Just let me work on it, mkay? 10:55, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Kept MrN  Fork you! 01:24, Sep 3

## Shrewsbury • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Keep. Actually, we got some free publicity from this one - the local paper got in a bit of a tizzy over this and the article on nearby Telford. There are still links to this page from elsewhere on the interwebs - from which we get some traffic, I think. Perhaps we could tidy it up, but I'd say it's a good page to keep around, if only to piss off the Shropshire Star newspaper. --UU - natter 12:30, Sep 2 Make it more epic, more random and more offensive. To piss off that newspaper some more. 12:38, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Why didn't you bloody say so? -- 17:15, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Keep - because it's very important that we keep anything that pisses off newsies. 18:00, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Keep per everybody. --Mn-z 18:22, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete Towncraft. -- 03:55, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:37, September 2, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  12:09, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Comments I notice the angry article says "Nobody was available for comment from Uncyclopedia." Is that some kind of fucking joke? We're always available for comment. All of us. We would have immediately passed this request for comment on to Ape, or Gouncyclopedia! 17:59, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Kept Well it said "No one at Uncyclopedia was available for comment". I call bullshit. Who did they ask? MrN  Fork you! 18:35, Sep 2

## Lumbee Zebra

 Keep Delete Delete. 2005 oddity stub with no funny and no point that I can see. --UU - natter 13:31, Sep 1 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:57, September 1, 2009 (UTC) HOW DID THIS SURVIVE FOR SO LONG?  19:47, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Delete . Er..what ? Survival of the Weirdest ??? Not anymore. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:57, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. hmph --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:04, September 2, 2009 (UTC) Comments

## The Yahoo Reversal

 Keep Delete Delete sagacruft. --Mn-z 05:14, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:30, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. It is an article that is giving you the revolver to put it out of its misery - and ours too for finding it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:22, September 1, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  12:22, 2 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. Another of these. Hnng. --UU - natter 21:10, Sep 2 Comments

## Ebaum's Rebellion

 Keep Delete Delete sagacruft. --Mn-z 05:14, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:31, 30 August 2009 (UTC) lolololololololooooooolllolololloololooloolol Ebaums world sucks et al. -- 07:09, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. Dismal is too kind a word for it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:02, September 1, 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yawn. --UU - natter 12:04, Sep 2 Comments

## Template:Pokesplode

 Keep Delete Delete we deleted a similar, but better, template about pokemon. --Mn-z 02:57, 31 August 2009 (UTC) PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 04:49, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:29, 31 August 2009 (UTC) YOU'RE SHITTY TEMPLATE ASPLODE -- 07:08, 1 September 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  19:48, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Template:Counter • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

Keep
• Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 08:55, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• Keep. ~ 09:24, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• Keep. But I would love to see someone remove it from most of the pages it's used. I'm sure there are a few places it works. MrN  Fork you! 16:43, Aug 31
So then I assume I have permission to do a "de-countering" then? BTW, for reference, where does this work, in your opinion? --Mn-z 17:09, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
I suppose if it doesn't work anywhere, we could always renom it as orphaned ;) 17:19, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
My understanding is that you can edit any pages you fancy. Probably not all the user pages though. MrN  Fork you! 18:56, Aug 31
• Keep I'm sure there is at least one legitimate use for this. Also, it's against the rules to edit userpages that aren't your own unless you're removing shock porn or something. Just reminding everyone. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:23, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• Keep It needs a cull though on most of the places it's used. -- 07:04, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
Delete
• Delete. the counter got old articles ago. I also volunteer to delete all references to it if & when it's deleted. --Mn-z 02:43, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• HAW HAW OH MAN CHUCK NORRIS HAS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED XOXO PEOPLE AND COUNTING ROFL -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 04:47, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• Userspace it. Uncyclopedia has had its share of dumb templates and in-jokes that just got so stale that we had to purge them. For instance, no page expect for one is allowed to have any AAAAAAAAA! on it, and I can't remember the last time a featured article had an Oscar Wilde quote. This template, although a fine piece of wiki formatting, has no comedic possibility except for telling the same joke over and over again (namely, something happens a lot) and I can't think of any reason we should keep using this thing. -- 17:25, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• I believe the last FA with a Wilde quote was fan service. 18:03, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
“George Bush doesn't care about Template:Counter.”
~ Kanye West on Template:Counter
 PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!This page is a piece of crap. The author acknowledges this fact.
• On a related note, it appears someone has used the {{crap}} template outside of userspace. --Mn-z 18:51, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
Bans all around! -- 20:48, 31 August 2009 (UTC)
• On another note, I have removed this template from some pages. And unsurprisingly, I'm finding that this template tends to occur in bad or "unmaintained" articles. --Mn-z 06:18, 1 September 2009 (UTC)
I have removed it from articles...hahhahahahahahahah.....oh.....hahahahahah.....oh. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:29, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN  Fork you! 15:31, Sep 1

## July 4 • H • T • Add Oldvfd •

 Keep Delete EXTERMINATE!  Short and lacking in humour. Also, I checked the history, and while there used to be a lot more content in this article, that content was random as hell. 23:58, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Honestly, Crablogger's squirrel fucking was the best part of this and someone changed it so it was just that. Let's put the nail in this coffin, now. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:55, 31 August 2009 (UTC) i popped a little -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:57, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. nothing worth keeping. --Mn-z 02:34, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Redirect to Independence Day perhaps? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 18:05, 31 August 2009 (UTC) I was going to suggest Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 4, but it's all good. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:27, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Redirected ~~ —The preceding unsigned comment was added by MrN9000 (talk • contribs)

## XZ7-543532465-346ASDF000037 B

 Keep Keep. Again. ~ 16:58, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Bandwagon keep this is the good kind of random, I am told. --Mn-z 18:05, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Keep It's shit, but it's kind of cheating to keep nomming stuff till it's deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:26, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Still keep. 11:55, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Keep Still. Quit running! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:02, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete. How has this survived so long? 16:56, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Fuck that. Bandwagon keeping this shit just because it got kept before? That's such a stupid reason to vote I expect to see Romartus' name signed at the end. This article is utter shit. Still. Delete. Still. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:08, 26 Aug Delete Some random I like, some I don't. We have deleted a lot better than this IMO. MrN  Fork you! 11:25, Aug 27 Delete. As per big noise Opty. Bandwagons belong in museums and I don't travel on them.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:41, 27 August 2009 (UTC) I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:17, 27 Aug D1337 Colin ALL YOUR BASEHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 03:17, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Whatever. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:23, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:29, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Conditional Keep. If someone promises to make this better, I'll change my vote to Keep. Until further notice however, EXTERMINATE!  22:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Huh, I didn't notice its VFD history. Apparently, some people inexplicably like this. We have a thousand pages that say idiotic shit like "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music," and some people feel that we should delete the other 999 and keep this one. Well, I don't understand it, but it looks like this is something we're stuck with, like a retarded stepchild. 17:28, 26 August 2009 (UTC) I am so tempted to start the article "Simba the Lion claimed that his wife could channel alien consciousnesses while listening to loud System of a Down music." I know, that's part of my n00bness. Give me a cookie and I'll shut up. But still, doesn't every noob get a chance to start at least one completely huff-worthy article? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 28 August 2009 (UTC) I would like to change my vote to 'delete', but I just critisised Mn-z for continually vote swinging. If I did change it, I would look like a hypocrite - which I am so....ummmmm. So here I am, huddled with low morale - sheltering under the horrid roof of a 'Bandwagon keep' (a more irritating phrase I don't think could exist) and unecessary graphical 'tick'. It serves me right. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:43, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

## Kratos

 Keep Delete Delete I don't even want to know what this is. -- 20:44, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Looks like something written by someone who had no human contact and learned to read, speak and think through video games and Youtube comments. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:48, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:45, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Delete. Krappily Kreated Krapos. Krumbs...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:32, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn -- 07:07, 1 September 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  09:06, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Comments

## La viva loca

 Keep Delete Delete It's vida loca, not viva loca. Say viva and you're a gringo. -- 17:36, 31 August 2009 (UTC) huh -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:46, 31 August 2009 (UTC) move to illogicopedia but it might be too random for their liking. --Mn-z 18:08, 31 August 2009 (UTC) WTF?  18:29, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Incomprehensible to anyone else except perhaps a room full of monkeys in strait jackets. Ahh..is that ?trollopedia ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:38, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Matt (Death Note)

 Keep Delete Kerkill Horribly unfunny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:38, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Delete You could delete pretty much anything with Template:Counter on it and I wouldn't care. -- 23:53, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Another pointless manga / anime article, but I actually like Death Note. That Counter template needs to fucking go. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:58, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 02:38, 31 August 2009 (UTC) yukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyuk -- 07:02, 1 September 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Eva Braun

 Keep Delete Delete random, not funny, and the current state is after Cajek fixed it. --Mn-z 05:10, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I read the history of Eva Braun. Tragic. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 08:21, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Needs more boobs. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:09, 29 Aug loolololo0lolololoolo -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:00, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 10:28, Sep 1 Comments

## Matthew Calbraith Perry

 Keep Delete Delete. HTBFANJS violator from 2005; somehow overlooked. 18:45, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. and can someone with a time machine give it wikipedia back in 2002 or so. wrong comment, right vote. --Mn-z 18:50, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:58, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Doesn't toss my salad. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:14, 29 Aug Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 10:19, Sep 1 Comments

## Pepar

 Keep Delete Delete. ICU escapist from 2006, seems to be a mix of vanity and possibly mild cyberwotsit, coupled with no funny. Plus, the original author returned to blank it - seems fairly open and shut to me - get rid. --UU - natter 08:18, Aug 31 Delete Well, looking at the history the other person who did edit it only added a picture, the author blanked it twice, so shall we call it a user request? MrN  Fork you! 16:44, Aug 31 Comments

## Jewish History • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Keep. Re-imagining the Tanakh is anti-semitic? Oy. 06:12, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. MrN  Fork you! 06:15, Aug 30 Keep It's not anti-Semitic - it's just saying that religion might be just a little bit silly. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:41, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:00, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. and merge with Jew, as they have more or less the same subject matter. (And by merge, I mean see this article has any ideas or jokes that can be used in Jew. --Mn-z 02:32, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. 11:09, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete Not funny, and obviously anti-semitic. --— 06:01, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Kept MrN  Fork you! 16:38, Aug 31

## Nitrogen • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Keep. it appears there was a non-retarded version hiding in the article history. --Mn-z 18:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Better than nothing. MrN  Fork you! 21:28, Aug 24 Keep Per MrN. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:32, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. {{rewrite}} --UU - natter 08:12, Aug 25 I didn't read it, but keep it as it's better than nothing. If you don't like it, make a good one. • Spang • • 21:43, 29 Aug 2009 Keep. This seems fine now. IronLung 09:21, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. ~ 09:26, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. 16:37, 31 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete ZOMG! Nitrogen is evil, and was used by Hitler and Oscar Wilde! --Mn-z 16:23, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Lose it. 16:53, 24 August 2009 (UTC) lol -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:38, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete This is awful. I see Mn-z's doing his normal random and pointless vote swapping. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:40, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete as per Mn-z -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 17:59, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete I looked through the history as suggested. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:57, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. As it says Stupid People and Nitrogen. Remove. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:54, 26 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:30, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:32, 29 Aug Comments Looks to me like the "non-retarded version" is in fact an "equally retarded version that's just slightly less vandalized." This article is not good. 19:35, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Go on take another look? I gave it a quick bash at fixing it. MrN  Fork you! 09:45, Aug 30 Kept Just... MrN  Fork you! 16:35, Aug 31

## :File:Mohammedlickingcock.jpg‎ • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Keep. Makes me lol everytime. Plus it's only on userpages. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:45, 29 Aug Keep. - Can't say I find it offensive. Aug 29, 18:46 pfft.......!!! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:47, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Free speech and shit (i.e. I couldn't give a fuck if it offends you). -- 18:49, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Keep If it's used under parody, then it is in no way a copyright violation. Quit spewing shit, dick. Also, learn how to used asterisks when you vote. And learn how to nominate articles, shit. And I would still like the image of Mohammed riding dick. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:50, 29 August 2009 (UTC) I'm a flip-flopper. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:06, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Despite my very compelling argument, I'm changing my vote. The previous keep voters have obviously become emotionally attached to this image with a dick and I for one don't want to hurt their penophilic feelings. However, I do support an admin forbidding this image from being shown anywhere but certain people's userpages. 19:48, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. ... MrN  Fork you! 01:25, Aug 30 Delete Delete. - Some of us find this extremely offensive. It also doesn't specify copyright, so could be a violation. And concerning the current state of the world, could actually be inviting trouble (Hackers, anyone?). Let's let it go. Binky The WonderSkull 18:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  for some reason. 18:49, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Socky's argument won me over. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:54, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete I agree Socky's argument is very persuasive. MrN  Fork you! 19:18, Aug 29 Delete Well, I was neutral towards it until I read Ape's comment below. -- 00:42, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Comments LOLhackers. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:50, 29 Aug Socky, I can think of a hundred places where this image would be appropriate to stick. Don't limit it's use. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:01, 29 August 2009 (UTC) No "Userspace only images" WTF would that be all about? It's either an Uncyc image or it's not. My reason for not wanting this image is that when I look down the page Dexter added it to I see this image at the end and the first thing I think is... Oh, some Muslim hater has added some Muslim hating crap. I thought Dexter's edit and the way he did the joke to add this image was funny, but the cleverness of the joke it totally spoiled by the obvious FUCK YOU MUSLIMS! picture, which is kinda boring really... We need to get back to hating the French instead. That's much more funny. Also, it's a picture of a cock. You all want cocks. Also, we generally don't have pictures of cocks here on Uncyc because cocks are gay. Show me some more places where this image can be used (which are not too gay) and I will gladly change my vote. MrN  Fork you! 22:10, Aug 29 It is not at all a FUCK YOU MUSLIMS image - it is, IMO, a clever satire on the Jjylands-Posten cartoon controvery. -- 22:34, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Only in ED is someone sucking wang considered satire... -- 00:42, 30 August 2009 (UTC) I'm sure that's not so sir. Most some of our articles are about sucking wang in various forms. MrN  Fork you! 01:04, Aug 30 HowTo:Make a Toothpick out of a Racoon's Penis. Lol. 01:12, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Really, who cares? As long as I'm funny, it doesn't matter. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:41, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Ya needs to be readin me comments agains... MrN  Fork you! 01:04, Aug 30 Ya know, every time I see a comment by MrN, I assume he's talking about penis. I'd guess I'm right this time. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:06, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Wait one fucking moment! So is this image gonna be deleted? If it is, I'll nominate PENISMAN for deletion! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! 00:57, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Nah. I don't want to hurt THEDUDEMAN's (that's right, click the link! do it! do it now!) feelings. 01:16, 30 August 2009 (UTC) Kept That's enough of that... MrN  Fork you! 01:25, Aug 30

 Keep Keep He is honestly one of the greatest heroes of the DC Universe and not at all a loser. Honest. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete. This article is what VFD is for. I have no idea why Socky proofread it earlier this year. 19:00, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Matter-Eater Lad was born on January 3, 7890. The son of legendary sumo wrestlers John Madden and Rosie O' Donnell. Totally looks like it could be funny from the picture on the left, but as you soon as you begin reading it, BAM!, it sucks. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:11, 28 August 2009 (UTC) delete. I removed the lists to make it easier to judge. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:14, 28 Aug Delete so many edits by notable users, yet none brought it to VFD. Btw Hype, are you going thru the articles alphabetically or something? --Mn-z 04:38, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete.This looks like a job for Article Eater Lad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:12, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Matt Kenseth

 Keep Delete Delete. I'm not sure if someone mistook us for Wikipedia or something, but I'm hard-pressed to see a joke in here. 18:44, 28 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  18:47, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:55, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Ah-ba. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:59, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Nascar. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:15, 29 Aug Comments

## Template:Greek gods]] (and additionally Template:Greek gods2 and Template:Greek gods templates, oh and this one too I guess)

 Keep Keep. the old original template. Delete the rest. -- 04:27, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete EXTERMINATE!  Huge, crufty, random template. 01:37, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. All three of those are fucking obnoxious - and don't render correctly in my (Firefox) browser. 02:08, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Come on now. You people know these suck. Why has the first one been kept twice and why is there even a second one? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:13, 28 August 2009 (UTC) I wish I had nommed that seriously, how did I miss that in my template crusade? --Mn-z 05:26, 28 August 2009 (UTC) kill -- 17:24, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill There's a much better Greek template that I've been using forever. See Zeus for proof. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:30, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Templates. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:17, 29 Aug Comments Comment. I got lost in all the code as it looks like these overlap each other. But are these something a user made for their user page? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:38, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Nope. Just a lame template from way back. 20:15, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comment. Normally I'd be all for it, but I know of a certain admin who--Oh. Oh no. Oh no you didn't. -- 23:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Also comment Normally I'd invalidate this as "no multiple pages under a single nom", which is a pretty good rule, generally, but these are so similar...also, I'd delete them right now (as it's 1:6), but since where I am it takes 15 seconds to load each page and each preview (and every page on which these templates appear would need to be cleaned), I have to leave it to someone who isn't me to do it. Sorry. 15:11, 29 August 2009 (UTC) You can go ahead and delete them and wait for somebody else to purge the templates. --Mn-z 15:17, 29 August 2009 (UTC) I removed it from all the articles it was on, except Jesus (which is sysop-protected), so go ahead and delete it. 15:25, 29 August 2009 (UTC) And additionally, this is basically just a nom for Template:Greek gods, but if that template would be deleted, the other ones I mentioned should be deleted as well for logical reasons. 15:29, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Deleted. Thanks for the help. I'd give out cookies, but "C" is for "Cookie" and cookies are for me. Obviously. 15:33, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Enjoy your cookie meal. 15:42, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

## Mark Rosewater

 Keep Delete Delete. It seems Mark is a gay guy who is crazy and did some work for Wizards of the Coast. HA HA HA. By the way: there's a completely different version of this article in the history. I think it's also delete-worthy. 20:31, 27 August 2009 (UTC) i fucked him —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 21:25, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. did you know that he is the head card designer for Magic: The Gathering? Do you care? --Mn-z 05:23, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:25, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. They still make Magic cards? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:18, 29 Aug Comments

## Marklar

 Keep Doesn't really bother me. 23:10, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete. Hey, I just got a great idea. Let's steal a joke from South Park and then retell it in its original form!! We'd have a funny article, and we wouldn't even have to do any writing! 20:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC) originality is dead lolololololololol —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 21:26, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. This was really funny on South Park. Here it's just marklar. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I've seen worse, but the unoriginality pushes it over the edge. --Mn-z 05:19, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:25, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Excessively derivative pages like this really smurf my hide. 15:05, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I already saw this episode. Wait, this isn't my DVR... -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:19, 29 Aug Comments You know, I hate to make an end run around Socky, but I'm not sure this page is even legal. A couple sections - and all the images - are just lifted directly from South Park, making this, most likely, blatant copyright infringement that couldn't possibly be considered fair use. 23:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC) If it's really exactly the same, link me to the original, and I'll change my vote accordingly. 00:07, 28 August 2009 (UTC) The bit in the box was direct plagiarism: see, e.g., tv.com. The rest of it was basically just a description of the episode, accompanied by the episode's own copyrighted images. 00:39, 28 August 2009 (UTC) I the article still falls under parody, but barely. Its not like South Park is going to sue us over it. --Mn-z 05:19, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Well, if it's only the stuff in the box that's copied, I'm not really bothered by it. We have Kenny McCormick too, don't we? 17:23, 28 August 2009 (UTC) We shouldn't. That article also isn't satirical, and it sucks. The only reason I'm not nomming it for VFD is I don't think I could get the votes. 21:56, 28 August 2009 (UTC) You know what? If this is deleted, please restore it to my userspace. I'll make it funny and marklar at the same time. 15:36, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

## Mark Morton

 Keep Delete Delete. This Mark carries a can of Cheeze Wiz and stole Jesus's beard. 20:25, 27 August 2009 (UTC) His band sucks, but I've seen a funny video with one of their songs dubbed over footage of the Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Provided plenty of laffs, but still no interest in checking them out. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:46, 28 August 2009 (UTC) In the DVD documenting the making of "The Sauce", he made the point that he likes to "toss in the KY Jelly, the lube, cause for every squirt you toss in, one of 'em winds up being real special because it's that different. --Mn-z 05:10, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:26, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Yeah. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:21, 29 Aug EXTERMINATE!  15:39, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Mark Lawrenson

 Keep Delete Delete. Additional assertions that Mark is gay and takes female hormones. Apparently typed with fingers too fat to be useful. Nothing good in the history. Mark trifecta in play. 20:20, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Mark. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:53, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:59, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:26, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Who? -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:21, 29 Aug Comments

## Mark Hoppus

 Keep Delete Delete. Apparently, Mark is gay. Previous versions in the history are actually worse. 20:17, 27 August 2009 (UTC) i used to sell acid to this guy. what a fookin' douche. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 21:27, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:57, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Is that a giant penis above me? Also, this article sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:23, 29 Aug Comments Comment: No, really, who does this guy think he is. Is he for real. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:39, 28 August 2009 (UTC)

## Fiveteen • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Keep. I think this could use rewriting, but I think it's funny. Of course I'm a fiveteen. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. You are all a bunch of Gay Fags. Not that this comment is related to this vote. I'm just saying. Looks like a perfectly good article to me. MrN  Fork you! 13:59, Aug 26 Fuckin' Homos. All this article needs is more pictures. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:03, 26 Aug Keep And put some photos from Jailbaitgallery or some nursing home site on it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:37, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete. 2006cruft that is utterly unfunny. I mean, it's coherent, but all it says is "I coined the word 'Fiveteen' to mean 'jailbait'. Jailbait is when you want to sleep with teenagers. Here's a list of some women who were once fifteen years old." I don't think I've ever been uninspired enough to write something so pointless. 19:22, 25 August 2009 (UTC) pud -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. looks like a made a term and Chesnick's Rule smells of vanity. --Mn-z 04:39, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete . Was I as unfunny as this writer at 15 ? Possibly but it has no place here . --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:44, 26 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:30, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Kept MrN  Fork you! 15:59, Aug 29

## Pithy Saying Man • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Meek keep. I think it actually is funny. 20:04, 28 August 2009 (UTC) ...!..!....! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:09, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Needs some pictures and maybe a bit of expanding, but I lolled. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:18, 28 Aug Oh, wait. Okay, I get it. Good enough. Keep. 20:33, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Keep per above. --Mn-z 04:43, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Einstein section could use rewriting, but funny stuff! Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 08:27, 29 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Is this supposed to be funny?  19:47, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Matti Nykänen • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Delete Delete. Pretty awful. I'm honestly not sure there are any good articles on Finnish people. Maybe Category:Finland should be someone's next VFD target. 18:59, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. --Mn-z 19:00, 28 August 2009 (UTC) his butt sucks —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 19:12, 28 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  20:35, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Not one reference to anal. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:11, 29 Aug Comments Invalid nomination. No VFD template on page. Jackass. 15:13, 29 August 2009 (UTC)

## Kurdistan

 Keep Delete EXTERMINATE!  I checked all the revisions and there's nothing good. 21:18, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete -- 21:27, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Kurdistan (Kurdish: كوردستان/Kurdistan, literally meaning "the land of the coolest niggas",) is a land full of the greatest people. It is a mountainous area in the Middle East full of glorious and proud people, inhabited mainly by the most glorious niggas on earth. It covers large parts of Iran, Iraq, almost half of whats known as "turkey", and smaller parts of syria It roughly encompasses the Zagros and the eastern Taurus mountain ranges. Their most known university is the fuckataturk Univesity. They have their own land and military in iraqi kurdistan. They most recently fucked turkey in the ass with a colonic. There, now nobody even needs to look at the article itself. It's tinier than a cokeheads penis! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:48, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete, although I do not appreciate the comment about my penis. 21:54, 28 August 2009 (UTC) why wasn't this huffed a while ago? -- 21:56, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## End of the Internet

 Keep Keep. I wouldn't vote for VFH, but I think its better than most of the crap here. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:45, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete sagacruft. If the consensus is to delete, I'm going to nom the others in this series. --Mn-z 16:41, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Weird. Not funny. 16:49, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill It'd be better if we replaced it with something saying, "Hi. You've reached the end of the Internet. That's right. You've now seen all of the porn in the world. Go masturbate to a used douche." MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:42, 27 August 2009 (UTC) schnoozin -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:29, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:29, 28 August 2009 (UTC) WTF?  22:00, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Comment (to Dexter111344). Write it. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:46, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Is that what you really wanted me to do? Cause I did it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:52, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Wow, you only got reverted? The couple times I tried something like that, I got slapped with a one-day block. 20:03, 27 August 2009 (UTC) I have banned Dexter before for VFD naughtiness. However, what you did that time was much more naughty than that. :P MrN  Fork you! 20:09, Aug 27 Oh my God! Quit acting like anal is wrong! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:26, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Sorry, I didn't mean do it to this article while it's up for deletion. I just meant I think you have a seed for a funny article. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:18, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Is that a joke about cum? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:26, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Pics or GTFO. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:30, 27 Aug

## Markku Uusipaavalniemi

 Keep Delete Delete. Fun fact of the day: the Chuck Norris of Finland is named Mark. 20:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  23:11, 27 August 2009 (UTC) "They stared at each other and there was silence. That was the only time Chuck Norris nodded and walked away. (Two weeks later Chuck fell over as if struck by a round house kick but has claimed it was only a coincidence.)". If the first sentence was instead followed by "They eventually got a room and had wild, rough sex.", it wouldn't be as gay. In fact, it would be pretty damn straight in comparison. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:50, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:02, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:26, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Mark Ellis

 Keep Delete Delete. The history of this page verifies that this article on Mark has always been shit. 20:14, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Even though the Star Wars joke was almost funny. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:29, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Mark Mothersbaugh (Devo) > Mark Farner (Grand Funk Railroad) > Mark Prindle (Retardedly hilarious record review guy) > Mark Deutrom (former member of Clown Alley and, more importantly, the Melvins) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every other person named Mark, all of whom suck compared to these Four Mighty Men Named Mark. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:37, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:55, 28 August 2009 (UTC) -- 17:28, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Comment. Right now I see six seven articles put up for deletion, all by the same person, and all of them starting with "Mark." Do I see a Markophobe? Cpt. Goddess Markey Miley Spears (talk) 20:35, 27 August 2009 (UTC) I hate Mark. That bastard. 20:38, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Hyperbole, is your name Mark? Cause I totally think I know you. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:47, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Did you just imply that my name is Mark? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!! 20:48, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

## Game:Warez/click

 Keep Delete Delete as nominator. Sparsely edited, poor quality, only incoming link is from Warez, and no corresponding Game:Warez (I seem to remember that that might have been deleted at VFD a little while ago). --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 21:44, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. A leftover subpage from a deleted game is not useful to us. 22:56, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete I don't know what 'warez' is and I don't care. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:00, 27 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  23:08, 27 August 2009 (UTC) HAHAHAHA What the hell, this is funnier than most of the shit that gets featured. But it still sucks! Gawd! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:42, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Typophiles

 Keep Delete Delete. Five bucks says this is vanity. A million bucks says it isn't funny. 16:42, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Looks like crap.  17:00, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:00, 26 August 2009 (UTC) http://nswiki.net/index.php?title=Typophiles -- 19:05, 27 August 2009 (UTC) i wanna delete something i need my fix. Yeah, this isn't good. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:25, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Comment. It reads like a weaker version of an old joke once published by The Guardian newspaper regarding the island of San Serif. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:56, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

## Spoonerville

 Keep Delete Delete and move to wikipedia maybe. Not horribly written, but has no humor. --Mn-z 16:40, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete and move to /dev/null. 16:48, 26 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  18:41, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's in the Category: Places no one cares about. Good category. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:59, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Why did Mickey divorce Minnie? Because she was doing Goofy! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:27, 28 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## West Korea

 Keep Delete Delete. Random nonsense is random. 16:47, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Why do people think Uncyclopedia is the right place to post their imaginary crap?  16:56, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. because of they see articles like this. --Mn-z 18:01, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Go West! To the West Korea / Go West! To the West Korea / Go West...To the West Korea - Keep going west, yes you're really near. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:22, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Plenty of grammatical errors/ spelling mistakes etc. It is one of those articles no one is going to clean up either as the basic idea isn't funny. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:10, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. But I do think the shape of West Korea needs a funny caption. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:15, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Killer Wooden Giraffes of Doom • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Kinda Keep. I think there's some material that could be used for a rewrite. Come to think of it, with the right footnotes (which would mock the article and the Naruto fanbase in general) it could be kinda funny. 17:08, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. It's a bit demented but where else would you find an article about Wooden Giraffes of Doom ? Usually I approach something like this without mercy but it has a nutty charm to it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 09:05, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Keep This is quite well written with a soft ripple of gentle sweet humour. I would love this to stay, I really would. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:32, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Keep I had to vote keep or a KWGoD would eat me. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:51, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Keep It is not pants. MrN  Fork you! 20:58, Aug 27 Delete Found this in the Narubo category, looks pretty stupid and ugly and retarted and fat —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. maybe illogicopedia will appreciate this. --Mn-z 16:21, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Puzzling. Edited extensively by one author and (probably) his own IP, in three sessions lasting up to three hours, over the course of a year. How can anyone put so much fucking work into such a terrible idea? 16:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Just bizarre. Unfortunately, not in a good way. --UU - natter 08:00, Aug 25 Comments Kept MrN  Fork you! 20:58, Aug 27

## Alexander Hamilton

 Keep Delete Delete. We deserve an infinitely better article on Alexander Hamilton. 19:23, 25 August 2009 (UTC) lololol isnt that wacky —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 20:36, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete give to illogicopedia. Although, this might be too random for their liking. --Mn-z 04:46, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Probably even the illogics will turn this one down. Demolish. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:41, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I voted for Aaron Burr. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:56, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Judas Iscariot • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Keep. It's ugly, but not terrible. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:36, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Fine. The 2009 version was pretty terrible, but I reverted it to a 2007 version after nominating it. It's tolerable now. -- 01:56, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. per the nominator vote change, and its not delete worthy. --Mn-z 04:42, 27 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete We should delete this article and 998 others like it. -- 20:14, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Kept Did I mention about checking the page history? :P MrN  Fork you! 11:22, Aug 27

## E.Coli • H • T • Add Oldvfd •

 Keep Delete Delete. Not good. Delete and redirect to Fecal E.Coli. 16:51, 26 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  Per Hyperbole. 16:52, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:02, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above per above per above. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:37, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 11:33, Aug 27 Comments REDIRECTED MrN  Fork you! 11:33, Aug 27

## Kakashi

 Keep Delete Naruto. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Blah blah blah. Quote quote quote, ninja ninja ninja, random random random, see also. 17:04, 24 August 2009 (UTC) (Kakashi, according to some sources, PWNed Oscar once again by replying to his comment with "Oh, you will, Oscar, you will," making him the only mammal in German history to ever PWN Oscar Wilde twice within less than 10 seconds and live to tell about it. Is the first sentence of the article. --Mn-z 18:00, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 07:58, Aug 25 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 11:30, Aug 27 Comments

## InuYasha

 Keep Delete Delete. As part of the Great Shitty Anime Articles Purge of August 2009, I present to you: InuYasha. 19:17, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Hey, just as long as no numb nuts noms the DBZ article, cool, whatever. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:51, 25 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  per the spawn of hitler him self. 09:20, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete per Mnbvcxz mAttlobster. (hello) 11:28, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Weak delete I, um, didn't actually read it all. Is that bad? -- 20:22, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments comment I think this might be too notable to delete without replacing it with something, but I don't this sort of crap to spawn similar crap. --Mn-z 04:36, 26 August 2009 (UTC) I've seen more notable things fall out of my arse this morning. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:28, 26 August 2009 (UTC)

## Bodger and Badger • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Delete Delete. "Parodies" a children's show by making all the characters into gay pedophiles. I feel like I've seen this article's concept before. Hmm. 19:27, 25 August 2009 (UTC) mmm mmm mmm mmm -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:13, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. ZOMG! gay pedophiles. --Mn-z 04:50, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Reads like an article bashed down on a keyboard after a night of binge drinking. It has never been looked at again by the author as it still includes the typo Bodger and Bdager. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:35, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Kept I reverted to an older version which had nothing about gay paedophiles. I'm closing this one via my "Check the history before nominating" thing I was going on about a while back. Nom this again if ya want, but this is too different to count the votes already given.... MrN  Fork you! 16:32, Aug 26

## Kisame

 Keep Delete I fucking hate this series with a passion (not really) and will be glad when it has been totally forgotten in about a decade, not just here in the United States, but in it's homeland, while One Piece, an incredible series, will continue to flourish. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC) A half-shark ninja, eh? That sounds pretty creative to me! 16:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Prior to joining Akatsuki, Kisame was the original owner of the pineapple under the sea, before selling it to SpongeBob SquarePants. really, he used to live next to Squidward? --Mn-z 17:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 07:58, Aug 25 Delete. Just goes to show that someone has too much time on their sweaty little mitts. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 09:02, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Gandalf

 Keep Replace the whole page with that first image and its caption in A wizard did it style. 19:36, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Per Socky --Mn-z 04:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete. Gandalf the GayGrey is apparently a failed lawyer, a disco dancer, a Jedi apprentice to Isaac Newton, a pedophile who kidnaps hobbits, a goat urine salesman, a WoW player, and a friend of Alvin and the Chipmunks. There's no fucking concept here at all. We deserve better. 19:33, 25 August 2009 (UTC) These people think they're so funny, but they're just like, stupid, uh huh huh huh. and i kind of agree with Socky. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:10, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Like Socky, I love the pics. For the rest, can somebody here summon a Balrog? Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:17, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I think I know where this writer lives...Born in Örebro in Sweden. Is that a wild guess ? This is one of those articles that has been thrown together and chucked against the wall to see which 'funny' bits adheres. In this case...nothing does. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:29, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete I think this is some of the worst stuff you'll see. Lacks imagination, implementation, confrontation, pigmentation, station, facia, Casio etc... mAttlobster. (hello) 11:24, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## ALSH

 Keep Delete Delete Not a single mention of Chuck Norris. -- 04:37, 26 August 2009 (UTC) well.. alsh uses his two original chosens (Dillon and Jason) to smite those who claim to be chosen. and are not.there is only one way to tell if youve been chosen. you must survive a grue attack. BUT thats not ALL you MUST find him... save him... and be chosen. Uh, could someone, like, translate that? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 04:55, 26 August 2009 (UTC) EPIC FAIL This article was created by primarily written by AlshclownIII. Vanity perhaps? (and not the coherent kind) --Mn-z 05:01, 26 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  05:26, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. A self promotion piece poorly done. Deserves deletion on that alone . --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:25, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Richard Scarry

 Keep Delete Delete. Other than the article's title and the fact that it's about a writer, this has nothing to do with Richard Scarry. It is, instead, a pile of random nonsense. 19:29, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Quiet Riot? nigga please. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 20:12, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Hee Hee Hee The article said "boogers." Hee Hee Hee. Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:09, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Not a totally failed concept, but the execution is downing in random. --Mn-z 04:54, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. It's road accident waiting for an ambulance. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:31, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Sunshine

 Keep Delete Delete. Random, red links, inexplicably bad English, delete. 19:37, 25 August 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  19:39, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill The concept itself sucked. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:43, 25 August 2009 (UTC) lol —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 20:09, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delorean And maybe redirect to Sunshine (film). -- 02:41, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Earthqucane

 Keep Delete Delete. So, I saw this page and thought "That's an obvious VFD if I've ever seen one." Then I saw that it had survived VFD last year. Then I saw that I voted keep. Man, am I ever ashamed. Anyway, I voted keep on the theory that it might someday improve, and you know what? It's pretty obvious no one's interested. For fuck's sake, it's practically orphaned. 19:19, 25 August 2009 (UTC) OBVIOUS EXTERMINATE!  19:24, 25 August 2009 (UTC) piddle —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 20:38, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I don't trust users who don't have a user page. Miley Spears 03:02, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:42, 26 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Naruto Uzumaki

 Keep Delete All ninjas should aspire to be like this guy. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:55, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Naruto's childhood days where full of fun, laughter, toilet humor, perverted sexual undertones,homosexuality and mischief 17:05, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Like RDB said, all ninjas should aspire to be like this guy but by "This guy" we mean the inventor of kitten huffing. --Mn-z 18:03, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 07:58, Aug 25 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 15:26, Aug 25 Comments

 Keep Delete He also had gay sex with Deidara and Sasuke! I now have a raging boner. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete despite my raging boner. 16:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Madara and the unnamed clown felt it was just not cool that everyone else had cool badass kung fu jesus abilities and they didn't so they decided to give birth but not like child birth because that would be weird to a hippie trend that causes strange things to happen that would be ridiculed like a pimp to a hoe by the Naruto universe. --Mn-z 17:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 07:58, Aug 25 Sexually stimulating -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:01, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Pein

 Keep Delete HIS NAME IS PAIN, YOU HAVE WOWED ME KISHIMOTO -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja MUSHROOM MUSHROOM 17:03, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. Looking at these, they are horrible. --Mn-z 17:53, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 07:58, Aug 25 Delete -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 18:00, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Suigetsu Hozuki

 Keep Delete NARUDO BELIEBE IT -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC) AHHHH! None of these make any fucking sense!! 17:00, 24 August 2009 (UTC) bandwagon-ish delete apparently, these articles don't make sense to Naruto fans either. --Mn-z 17:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Hnng. --UU - natter 07:52, Aug 25 Delete. Not really good enough.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Zetsu

 Keep Delete Feel stupid yet? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:47, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Shit. 17:01, 24 August 2009 (UTC) bandwagon-ish delete apparently, these articles don't make sense to Naruto fans either. --Mn-z 17:46, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I can't escape the feeling they're all melding into one pile of shite. --UU - natter 07:50, Aug 25 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 16:29, Aug 25 Comments

## Yamcha

 Keep Delete Seemingly written by a Dragon Ball fan on coke. which sux cuz dragon ball iz kool unlike narubo —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:12, 22 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Although, I would guess that the author was on some or of depressant or mild hallucinogen. --Mn-z 01:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Awful. Just awful. 16:51, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 07:48, Aug 25 Delete. MrN  Fork you! 16:27, Aug 25 Comments

## Penguine

 Keep Delete Huh?  20:34, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Lacks funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:29, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Piffle. --UU - natter 08:07, Aug 25 I've taken pisses that were longer than this article. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 08:33, 25 August 2009 (UTC) Comments

## Science of boredom

 Keep Delete Delete Peed this ages ago and I doubt anything will be done about it, the author has even disappeared... Anyway it's aweful! Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 13:01, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. maybe move to illogicopedia. --Mn-z 15:54, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:02, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. And, yes, this really does seem like a ?pedia article. 16:52, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Per above. --UU - natter 07:49, Aug 25 Comments

## Itachi Uchiha

 Keep Delete Naruto. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:33, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill None of the Naruto-related stuff is funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:29, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Most likely written by a very small child. 17:06, 24 August 2009 (UTC) bandwagon-ish delete apparently, these articles don't make sense to Naruto fans either. --Mn-z 17:45, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Notice how these all start to blend into one mass of random unfunny after a while? --UU - natter 07:46, Aug 25 Comments

## Hidan

 Keep Delete Narudo. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:33, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Naruto fans horribly suck at being funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:29, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Hidan is an evil, foul-mouthed, sadistic, psychotic, mother fucking religious gangster who is about to be deleted from Uncyclopedia. 17:07, 24 August 2009 (UTC) bandwagon-ish delete apparently, these articles don't make sense to Naruto fans either. --Mn-z 17:44, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Wow, these really are bad. --UU - natter 07:45, Aug 25 Comments

## Gaara

 Keep Delete Narubo. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:33, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Really? Are they that fucking stupid? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:29, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Weak delete. Contains some coherent sentences that might be satirical, but is mostly just a pile of random nonsense. 16:50, 24 August 2009 (UTC) bandwagon-ish delete apparently, these articles don't make sense to Naruto fans either. --Mn-z 17:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. If there's anything coherent in here, it's buried under a pile of random. --UU - natter 07:44, Aug 25 Comments Comment I'm not that familiar with the Naruto series. While this articles seem fancrufty, they just aren't yelling VFD fodder to me. --Mn-z 16:01, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

## Kutztown University • H • T • Add Oldvfd •

 Keep Mild Keep - I think it has potential, but needs major rewriting. Miley Spears 15:53, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. - It's a real Uni right? Keep it, it has some funny parts, someone might come along and rewrite it some day - it's not like it's a popular page anyone cares about anyway. --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 17:03, 20 August 2009 (UTC) Keep despite the awful reason directly above me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:11, 23 August 2009 (UTC) Rewrite. Some funny stuff in there. Slap it with a medium rewrite tag. 17:15, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete - Lame, random, unfunny. Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:05, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny vanity cruft ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:49, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:48, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete None of this shite is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:21, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Comments kept - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 05:58, Aug 25

## Akatsuki • H • T • Add Oldvfd •

 Keep Delete Naroodoe. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:33, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Yep. They are that fucking stupid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:29, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Um... Spoiler alert? Some of us are actually reading the series as it goes, you know. --— 23:45, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 08:57, Aug 24 Delete. Unfunny and pretty much incoherent. 16:49, 24 August 2009 (UTC) bandwagon-ish delete apparently, these articles don't make sense to Naruto fans either. --Mn-z 17:43, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Comments OH! BYE BITCH. Citizens for the deletion of virtually all Naruto articles on Uncyclopedia: 2, Blondie ninja wuss: -7,897,969,679,679. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:41, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

## Deidara • H • T • Add Oldvfd •

 Keep Keep. not horrible, and could be worse. Its a bit fancrufty and long, but at least it doesn't have random dates, namedrop spam, and the like. --Mn-z 15:50, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Fucking retarded piece of shit that (mostly) stupid people read that supposedly contains "ninjas", and the title character of which wears orange and has no sense of stealth what-so-ever, and that one other guy who shows zero emotion except for when he cries like a bitch. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 07:33, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill Naruto sucks. Go DBZ!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:29, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. I love Naruto...but not this. --— 23:42, 21 August 2009 (UTC) The third-worst thing on the site aside from users who love Naruto and users to vote to keep Naruto articles. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 01:56, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter 08:55, Aug 24 Delete This is just indredibly childish. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:26, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Comments ONE DOWN FIVE HUNDRED MILLION (estimated) MORE TO GO. Start voting, damn it..... -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:29, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

## :Category:Red States • H • T • Add Oldvfd • Deletion Survivor •

 Keep Keep. I do appreciate the very good work you've done merging the templates but, I must say, this category almost makes some sense. Also has potential for use to classify non-state places that are full of lunatics. IronLung 03:32, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Keep. Because the whole Red State-Blue State is actually a fairly integral part of US political identity...or something. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 23:52, 21 August 2009 (UTC) Keep because who cares about categories. Or states. • Spang • • 00:26, 22 Aug 2009 Keep per Spang, and such. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 13:06, 23 August 2009 (UTC) Yeah, let's keep it. I don't know if you're apolitical, or Canadian, or both, Mnbvcxz, but I've got to agree with Guildy: this is very important to a lot of people and, as such, there is endless potential to make fun of it. 17:09, 24 August 2009 (UTC) Delete Delete Ok, its not retarded, but do we need to classify and categorize the states of the union into several different sub-categories? I think one generic Category:States of the United States should be enough. There is only 50 of them. Keeping the sub-cats straight is just going to be a mess, and the red/blue division is going to change every 4 years. --Mn-z 18:05, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Kerkill MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:10, 19 August 2009 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:12, 19 Aug Delete. Because I care about categories. Also, this one is used by only 2 pages currently and I don't think it's funny in either so... MrN  Fork you! 15:17, Aug 23 To be fair, more articles were in this category, but when I consolidated the states templates into a single main template, most of the states were removed from this category, due to the removal of the red states template. That being said, I don't think this is category is very helpful. --Mn-z 16:37, 23 August 2009 (UTC) Comments Kept Per UN:N. Empty categories can be deleted by an admin btw without the need of a VFD. MrN  Fork you! 17:24, Aug 24