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Category:People Oscar Wilde has raped brutally

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  • Delete Wildecruft. --Mn-z 04:51, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete As above. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:45, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
  • uncyclopedia founders are jackasses for their pretend wilde worship. we still have plenty of dunces who show up thinking we're all about the same shit from 4 fucking years ago. —RomanDogBird (TalkMorgan Freemaneat my shorts niggaHawkmansuck my balls) 23:02, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, I guess. Correct me if I'm wrong, but if we delete this category, don't we just delete the flavor text that Miley Cyrus was "gently" raped by Oscar Wilde? Would we have to go through all these articles and remove the cat from them? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:07, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Trivialises the suffering of those who've been brutally raped by Oscar Wilde. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:42, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete A disgrace to the name of Oscar Wilde. As if he needed to rape people. I'd also recommend deleting the Oscar Wilde template (*dodges bricks*). --Ozymandiaz 13:20, 15 August 2009 (UTC)
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Frodo Baggins

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Operation Canadian Bacon

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Wii Men

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Its consistent, abeit, too much of the literary sledgehamer. If it was toned down a little, it would be ok. --Mn-z 17:04, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Bmf H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep This is great!!! It helps point out and emphasize Uncyclopedia's more badass article subjects. I can't see why anyone would take offense to it. it's an immense template. If it were just an article with a list of people, then that would be pointless, but this is supposed to decorate a page, not make one(besides the necessary page to hold it obv). Its obvious to me that the people who want it deleted are just really "angry motherfuckers" Matfen 00:51 12 Aughust 2009
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. sectional template, and the articles are sorta related. Could use some fixing though. There are alot worse that have been kept. --Mn-z 04:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.} It's nothing special, but not random and pointless in any way that makes it worth deleting. - tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:22, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Dammit you motherfuckers! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:47, Aug 13
  • Keep I have no issue with this one. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:19, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep There is nothing overly wrong with it. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:48, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill A truly pointless template. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:03, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Not only is it pointless, it makes me angry. So if any of these "bad motherfuckers" have a problem with us deleting this template, let's see them come over here and stop us. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:14, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • with the exception of bruce lee, these people are the least funniest people who have ever lived. why people continue to cream their jeans over them for their supposed god-like abilities, i can't figure that out. Delete. Delete. Delete. Sakujo. Delete this massive faggotry. These people ain't bad THEY AIN'T NOTHIN'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:27, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete As pointless as Wednesdays. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:47, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per my general hatred of templates. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:00, 13 Aug
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Kept You motherfuckers. What we need to do it take out those people who are not bad ass motherfuckers, and replace them with motherfuckers of a more bass ass nature. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:38, Aug 14

Bhesretal

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  • Delete. What a bizarre page. It reads like a Wikipedia page about a fictional Siddhartha-like philosopher. It's coherent and fairly well-written. It does not contain a trace of humor. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:21, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Ok, who forked illogicopedia into our wiki? --Mn-z 18:28, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bizarre. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:35, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. "The major aspect of this article which needs fixing is the funny factor" - from the talk page, said by the author. Little else needs to be said, I think. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:30, Aug 14
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Sir Erasmus Cackarse

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  • Delete. This is not funny. It saddens me that when I hit "Random page," there's at least a 50/50 chance I'll be doing a VFD nomination. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:16, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:27, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, though I don't get sad. Ever. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 18:54, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A curiosity of literature. Has no place here though it looks to have been relatively well written. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 19:40, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't get sad, I get deleteing. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:28, Aug 14
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Alberto Einstein

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🔒 James Carville H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Woody MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:52, Aug 14

Soma

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WikiML

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Muffgasm

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🔒 Grand Theft Auto IV H D Oldvfd

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  • Keep Is it a list? I thought it was more of a misguided UnScript. I think it can be salvaged.--ChiefjusticeDS 20:51, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
I never thought of it like that, if you think you can do something to save it, feel free to. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 7, 21:17
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different angle to to usual GTA crap, and better than the usual GTA crap. This deserves a chance. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:18, Aug 10

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Myra Hindley

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  • Delete. Rewrite tagged, but if this is rewritten, it should be from scratch. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:35, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  • this page is a disgrace to this wonderful woman --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 04:29, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 05:12, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Myra Achtenung Hindley was the daughter of Adolf Hitler and the Devil and her sister was Little Mo on Eastenders. Clearly, any child of Hitler deserves a better article. --Mn-z 05:26, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short and shit (and I pretty much hate anything with Hindley's name on it anyway - fucker). --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:09, Aug 13
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Nancy Pelosi

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Insect

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  • Delete. There are exactly 2 good lines in this article. Sadly, there are many more than 2 lines in total. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:39, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 06:01, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Hey, look at that, insects are a result of Chuck Norris killing bears. Who'd have thought? You learn something every day. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:45, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete You know what - Chuck Norris probably didn't create insects by killing bears. Besides, insects existed before Chuck Norris. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:18, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per t'others. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:22, Aug 12
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Chicago Bears

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Unfunny bearcruft BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 8, 20:12
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. looks like each sentence was written by a different author. --Mn-z 17:58, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Scrap. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:21, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • his 2007 season is gone due to a Fractured Testical, And partially torn penis. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:30, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. Bleh. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:07, Aug 12
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🔒 Channel 9 H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep Has some good content, might need a little bit of editing, but deleting it because it's "Australian" doesn't cut it in my opinion. --Karlcloudy 03:01, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote FOR FUCKS SAKE DON'T DELETE IT! Just be cause it's Australian does not mean you can delete it. How would you feel if I request to delete NBC? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Pinoy CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 10:13, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I agree with the too Australian. I'm happy to delete it on those grounds - of course that means we'll have to delete everything with {{British}} while we're at it. Pup t 06:04, 9/08/2009
  • Well, I ain't Australian but found it funny nonetheless. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:13, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It isn't of damningly low quality, I think it could be saved. --ChiefjusticeDS 17:49, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • delete. australian crap. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:50, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Uluru, this ain't. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:43, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Gooday - this sure aint Bonza. Home and Away, Neighbours you flaming gallah.....tie your kang.... mAttlobster. (hello) 18:52, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Gerry is joking about it being Australian as a reason for deletion. It is however crap. Did you guys voting keep actually read it? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:09, Aug 9
  • Kerkill If I was writing this, it'd be about how my Japanese teacher is married to the local weatherman, but it's a secret cause he's a Jew and she's a Jap. Apparently their daughters are hot. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:07, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • too foreign for me to comment on btw, do we have any Australians on the wiki? I'm hesitant to vote delete on subjects I am ignorant of. --Mn-z 04:53, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
    MadMax is the most notable Australian on the planet. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 13:56, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
    other notable australian uncyclopedians include Cs1987, Manticore, Cap'n Ben, PuppyOnTheRadio, and DJ Irreverent. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:34, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
    POTR is Australian?!? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:15, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
    Oh, I will get you for that. POTR
    Interesting, perhaps this article could be moved to its station call letters. Were I writing this article, it would be about a PBS (Public Broadcasting System) station in the Western United States, specifically KCTS. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:12, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
    PBL in this instance relates to Publishing and Broadcasting Limited, and the problem with going the concept you're discussing is then it becomes American. One thing I just realised that this should be entitled "Nine Network" as it's really a spork on this wiki. Oh, and Sequence is a n00b Aussie, so if there's anybody who will have the time and energy to attack it I'd be looking at him.. Pup t 10:15, 9/08/2009

I don't think I'm missing hilarity by not being Australian. This is just not funny. Didn't Channel 9 pioneer the animated cartoon duck for when another sad English batsman walked off the pitch? mAttlobster. (hello) 18:05, 9 August 2009 (UTC)


kept - T.L.B. Baloon WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:03, Aug 11

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Featherwind

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  • Delete. Horrendous, likely vanity. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:44, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. either vanity or horrible and unsalvagable. Delete either way. --Mn-z 06:00, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Though it's downright hilarious how that Firestar guy apparently tried to post this crap at Wikipedia. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:52, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • We should all feel ashamed that this has survived unmolested since October 2006. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:02, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Blow this shite into the darkness. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:19, 11 August 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Queen Elizabeth H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:48, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Ya see... This article is about Queen Elizabeth. Obviously ya all know that the current queen of England is Queen Elizabeth II. As we need an article on Queen Elizabeth... This is it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:05, Aug 9
  • Keep.. Ok It's a bit smelly as it stands but I did laugh at the captions..so a keep and I think it shouldn't beyond the contributors here to rework it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 14:59, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Reluctant Weak Keep per above. Awful, but notable subject, and might have some usable material for a rewrite. --Mn-z 00:08, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Yah, well it was a bit weak but probably worth keeping in the hope someone rewrites it. -- Hindleyite Converse 20:12, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:07, Aug 11

🔒 Clear Channel H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep. I don't see the problem with this article. It's a little over-aggressive for my taste, but it's coherent satire. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:03, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep - needs expansion and clarification in places though. Not quite delete-worthy. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:15, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per Hype. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:12, Aug 10
  • Keep It's not great - but then neither is the word 'neither' and I'm not going to delete that. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:43, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:10, Aug 11
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:10, Aug 11

🔒 Sonic the Hedgehog H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete I will do whatever I can to delete this piece of shit article. --This is HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman, and <insert name here> is an idiot. 23:02, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kept. Also, whateverisyourlongusername - fix your sig. And avoid nominating this piece again. And there's no please in this sentence. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:33, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

🔒 King Arthur H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Alright, alright already. Kept. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:21, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Duke of Wellington

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  • Delete. Gerry put the tag on a while back but didn't nominate it, or he did and it was kept, but no one kept the record of the keep. In any case, this is a bad article. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:49, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Gerry never put this on VFD. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:06, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. not funny, random, ugly. --Mn-z 04:44, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Agree..it won't be a loss to anyone as it stands though an article on the Duke of Wellington wouldn't go amiss. A Call for Soggy !?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 15:03, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:23, Aug 10
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Dartford

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Crap, laced with towncruft. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 8, 20:12
  • Delete I was dumped once by a girl who lived near Dartford. Delete the bastard! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:17, Aug 8
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per MrN. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:49, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Hmmm actually my original home town of all places..I saw it was here earlier (a surprise !). But I will be unsentimental and say...Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 15:05, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:21, Aug 10
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Uncle J™

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  • Delete Does nothing for me... Pup t 01:57, 9/08/2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I did a web search on this guy, and didn't find anything. Although, it appears to be a British subject, so I'd suggest getting confirmation from a British person that it is in fact complete bollocks. --Mn-z 04:49, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete - re. the above: I lived in Essex for nearly 25 years, and I've never heard of him. I suspect Uncle J is a nickname for somebody that the author knows. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb kvetch Icon rabbi Contribs Foxicon FOXES 11:59, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Scrap. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:34, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
  • huh --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 23:48, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Europe H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • OptyC: If it gets the votes, I will delete it. Though I think it's a really a useful template myself, but hea, us admins are but your servants... /me nips off to ban Optimuschris... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:44, Aug 8
  • Personally, I don't mind the existence of a template for all the European countries. However, this particular template really bothers me, because of its truly gigantic proportions. If someone could make this template into something less ugly, something like Template:Africa for instance, I will gladly reconsider my vote. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:57, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Well there are collapsible template type thingys also ya know. There are a lot of countries in Europe, so it's going to be kinda big even if it is tarted up. I do think we should have some kinda template like this which links together these countries. In addition it has a "Nazis" section. :) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:44, Aug 8
    It's fucking ugly. Kill it and all of Europe dammit! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:47, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
    Now that's the first serviceable, or sensible reason for the deletion of this template so far. We have loads of big templates like this. You guys are just jealous cos yours is smaller. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:52, Aug 8
    Other giantacular templates? Maybe I should nom them too... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:11, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
    Well {{Britain}} is huge. Maybe {{North America}} while we are at it? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:14, Aug 8
  • I made it wonderful and beautiful. You better be grateful, you scumbags! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:18, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Kept Nice. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:34, Aug 9

🔒 2x4 H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep I was just about to vote delete then I read the Wilde quote (having skipped over it b4) and laughed out loud, so I got to vote keep. My Uncle used to keep a 2x4 under his desk when he was the boss at the building site. Not for the same reasons as Oscar I assume however. I think it's better than nothing and it's a well known thing and such... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:07, Aug 6
  • Keep I found it at least somewhat amusing. I like pictures of people getting hit with stuff. Maybe someone will expand/improve it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:02, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Nice enough. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:57, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep, and I'd love to improve upon this. Make it something akin to Hammer. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:34, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
    Thank you, hammer man. I don't think I can explain how important it was that you stopped the van. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:25, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per TKF's promised fixing of this. --Mn-z 04:41, 9 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • delete. short and unfunny, ultimately pointless. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Weak Delete at first I was like, "This might have some humor." But then I realized its impossible to make a non-filibustering article about hitting someone with a 2-by-4. --Mn-z 15:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:58, 6 Aug
  • Delete. It's very borderline. But still no.--ChiefjusticeDS 20:56, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete This is not funny to me. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:49, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:46, Aug 9

🔒 Sonic the Hedgehog H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:41, Aug 9

🔒 HowTo:Hack Uncyclopedia H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor, short, fail. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 8, 20:12
  • Delete Because this concept has never been used before. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:01, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Keept -RAHB 11:45, 9 August 2009 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: Germany

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🔒 Senses Fail H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept Too new (just). The dude is working on it right now. Let's not piss on his chips just yet. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:50, Aug 8

Hitler's revenge

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Unreal Tournament

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - I started to clean out some of the cruft and namefaggotry, then realised it's little more than lists and bollocks. Looks like it's always been like that too BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 7, 13:53
  • delete. gross. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:12, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. To help everyone out I removed everything that was a quote or a list. What you see now is all that was left. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:38, 7 Aug
  • Useless. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:43, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:47, Aug 7
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🔒 Charlotte Brontë H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Very Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:27, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep How could you want to delete this? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:23, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Hang on a second. Check it again. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:00, Aug 7
  • keep MrN9000 fixed it. I really don't know anything about the subject, but it looks good enough. --Mn-z 05:24, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep It's not VFD worthy anymore. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:23, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • delete. not worthy. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. obscure author. --Mn-z 16:04, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Brontë deserves a far better article than this. But - obscure?? You might want to rethink that one, Mnbvcxz. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:59, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

*Delete The fittest and dirtiest of the three sisters. She deserves something much better. And Mnbvcxz - practically every novel is obscure whence compared to Jane Eyre. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:55, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

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  • She deserves a lot better, certainly. But who's gonna give it to her? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:02, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Hang on I just did a big RV of vandalism. Can people who voted Delete have another look please. It's totally different now. Cheers. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 05:00, Aug 7
    • sorry MrN, i checked the history before nomming, but i didn't think this version was worth keeping either. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:29, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
      • Hea, it may very well not be any good! I'm not sure how many of us voting know much about the subject! I'm going to call this one Kept now as people appear to be saying it's OK now. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:37, Aug 7

🔒 Microsoft windows is GAY H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete seems like a very lame attempt at an article. There is already a Windows XP page anyway. Karlcloudy 03:33, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory H Tag Oldvfd

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  • What I'd like, is for this to be moved to Charlie and the Porn Industry, and the redirect deleted. It's keepable, but it shouldn't be our article on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:07, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
    • No. And by that I mean yes. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 04:42, Aug 7

Shadow the Hedgehog

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Check the edit history they've not improved it at all. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:50, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
Looks like it's improving to me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:51, Aug 2
  • Keep. It's not a terrible article. I agree it could certainly be improved, and I'm willing to work on it, to fix it up. If there are any suggestions, that is. --Yoyoddd 21:11, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • RW tag, not VFD. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:53, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete as below --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Bad. Nothing funny or satirical here. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:13, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:44, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete I was decided on this from the quotes, it is fully confirmed to me by reading the rest.--ChiefjusticeDS 21:03, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete It's all shite. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:43, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:46, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:28, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • dont you want to have SEX with him omg hes so hot *masturbates* Okay, I'm sure that isn't anywhere in the article, but I haven't even looked at the page. I know it's bad. I don't understand why it had to come back. Didn't I delete and protect it or something. Fuckers. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 03:27, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
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Factory Factory

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  • Delete random, ugly, and I don't think its fixable. --Mn-z 16:25, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:01, 6 Aug
  • That is horrible. I'd say it has a Ph.D. in horribleness, but it's too dumb. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:06, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  No seriously, what is this shit? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:54, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete 'Why are you reading this?' it asks at the end. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:03, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
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Weather Channel Wizard

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Talking

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Symbol delete vote Delete. A Runt of a Stub. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:58, 6 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote Delete. random, stubby, nothing of value. --Mn-z 07:09, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
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The Revelation of St. Bob

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - The best thing to happen to this one, is probably it's blanking by IRAQATTACK. He was a fun guy. BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Aug 5, 18:51
  • Delete Yeah.--ChiefjusticeDS 19:20, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Hit. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:47, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. and move to illogicopedia. --Mn-z 07:11, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
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Joel Schumacher

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  • Keep. Okay, fine, I'll flip over to keep, because apparently it's important to the resident Jews that I abstain less often. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:30, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per hype, because voting Abstain on VFD is now declared to be retarded. --Mn-z 15:35, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Abstain. It's so bad. But there are good lines in there! Seeds of a good article! I don't know. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:08, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Crappy but abstaining for now per Hyperbole. Might change my mind though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:09, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain per above. --Mn-z 15:11, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Abstain, just to be cool. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:29, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
My abstain rant has horribly backfired! Joel might be saved...and...it's...all...my...fault...I will never leave my house again. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:32, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

HowTo:Solve an evil Landlord problem

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Eagle boys

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Disney Channel Games

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Charlie's Angels

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🔒 Mephiles the Dark H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Weak keep. I'm not too familiar with the Sonic 2006 game, but this does seem less random than the others and might even be a coherent parody of the storyline of that game. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:16, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep per Hype. Fancruft is better than randomcruft. --Mn-z 04:54, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. There's relatively good stuff in there. Still a lot of crap too, of course. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:06, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. I like this article. If there's too much crap, I'll change whatever needs to be.--Yoyoddd 23:45, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per Hyperbole. –Flashfreez 02:16, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete as below --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete None of it is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:42, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Wasn't really sure, Socky is right, but for me the crap outweighs the potential here.--ChiefjusticeDS 21:36, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:47, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 06:34, Aug 6

🔒 Organization XIII H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Weak keep. Organization XIII are apparently the villains in Kingdom Hearts; I haven't played it, but this looks like there's a lot of coherent satire in here. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:06, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep. There's some good stuff in there. Though, it needs to be rewritten and cleaned up.--Yoyoddd 05:59, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per the new policy of not abstaining on VFD. --Mn-z 15:39, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep There is some relevant stuff in there, I think this could be rewritten or at least seriously edited, deletion is a step to far in my view.--ChiefjusticeDS 19:28, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
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Close enough. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:54, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Carlton Banks H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Weak keep. I didn't find this that bad - it starts off OK, and while there's some crap later on, a prune and an expand tag may be worth a thought. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:19, Jul 29
  • Weak keep per UU. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:17, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. holy shit. carlton is a crime fighter.awesome.and hes A PORN STAR.carlton is a true playa.User:Jupiterfox 15:08, 4 august 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per the new policy of not abstaining on VFD. --Mn-z 15:41, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Who Edit Conflicted Me? Nameable mumble? 17:30, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • delete. "He is also known for assisting Kobe Bryant in defeating Godzilla." SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:08, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill This could be so much better. Porn? He wasn't in any pornos! Trust me. I looked. Nothing about how he's gotten fat and now hosts a show on GSN? Well, at least the two .gif's are funny... MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:15, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. We can soar much higher. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:20, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete - I believe we can fly - I believe we can touch the sky. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:27, 1 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Abstain not quite bad enough for deletion, and I think there is some humor under the random. --Mn-z 16:36, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

Hop on Pop

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Rbpolsen 02:46, 5 August 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote Delete. fake bios of fictional characters=not funny. --Mn-z 04:49, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
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Trauma Center:Under The Knife

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  • delete. possibly the most immature, juvenile article i've read. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:50, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:24, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete I would have to say that this lacks everything, even humour. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:35, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete If parody is the most honest form of flattery, this one just takes honesty and flattery, and crams it down your throat. Parsat (talk / contribs) 23:18, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:49, 4 Aug
  • Symbol delete vote Holy shit.Flashfreez 01:47, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Kitten recycling center H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. I kinda like it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:59, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. I thought it was funny. It could use improvement, but it's not bad.--Yoyoddd 05:55, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol abstain vote Weak, weak, abstain. zh I hate me new sig 08:06 August 4
  • Strong keep. The part about the trebuchet actually made me LOL. That's better than a lot of FAs do. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:29, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. per hype. --Mn-z 17:20, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
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  • Alright, alright already. Kept. Gosh. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:23, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Disney H T D Survivor