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🔒 A wizard did it H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Cajek MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:28, Jul 13

🔒 Bette Davis H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Kept PP is sorting it. Sue me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:42, Jul 13

Canadian Idiot

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  • Delete. Oh jeez. Albumcruft? 2005cruft? Listcruft? It's all here, folks. It may have been created by insertwackynamehere way back when, but as far as I can see it's another example of "good in 2005 =/= good now". The history doesn't yield any gold either. Any objections to this going? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:45, Jul 8
  • delete. it was a decent stub by 2005 standards, but it's become really crufty. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:01, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Now this has always sucked. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 16:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Club to death as per RDB. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. While the article is shit, I think if someone would remove the true junk and polish what's left a little bit, there might be a semi-decent stub left. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Lewis Hamilton H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete. A not good article. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:14, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Agreed Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:18, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete 'His name contains exactly the same amount of letters as Luke Skywalker' mAttlobster. (hello) 17:44, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:22, Jul 11

🔒 Plano, Texas H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. Wikipedia confirms its existence. Big enough for niche-notability. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:57, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per TFK. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:58, Jul 6
  • My girlfriend in my freshman year of college was from Plano, Texas. She was out of her fucking mind. Anyway, there's like two hundred fifty thousand people there. It's the size of Reno. And we have an article on University of Nevada, Reno. Which isn't a great article, but its section on athletics is top-notch. What was I talking about? Oh yeah, stay off my fucking lawn. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:11, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I found some bits funny. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:33, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. It needs to be sliced open on an operating table and given a bunch of new organs, but I can see the potential. Sir Judgement F@H UmP VFH {talk} 11:52, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete Local town that may as well not exist. Cleaned up quite a bit of vanity and cruft, but what's leftover is simply random and local humor. -RAHB 16:39, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:20, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I think for any small town/city to be kept - they should at least have some interest outside their immediate area. eg. somewhere like Waco (or is that going to be renamed Wacko after Michael Jackson ?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:44, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment, just to be clear here, the size of the city or whether I've heard of it or not is hardly a reason to delete. The reason to delete is the content, which I think is really not good. -RAHB 06:16, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • No, it isn't good, but I don't think it's so awful that we can't just let the editorial process deal with it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:03, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:26, Jul 11

🔒 Template:Reqphoto H D Oldvfd

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  • Delete. Redundant template, no longer in use since that AAP thing came around, or whatever it's called. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:35, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, but see my comment below for further instructions. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 23:08, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. it's on 3 talk pages, and hasn't been added in over a year. seems redundant. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:10, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • {{AAP}} is intended to be placed directly on the article, while {{reqphoto}} is designed to be placed on the corresponding talk page. Do we need such a template for talk pages? If so, then consider creating {{AAP-talk}} using wording derived from {{AAP}}. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 23:08, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
  • It's still used on a few pages... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 07:38, Jul 5
  • suggest the template be reqill - i.e. require illustration (i.e. photo, painting,drawing, sticky finger etchings etc). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:19, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Changing to abstain. Note: To see the names that Wikipedia uses for image request templates, see wikipedia:Category:Image request templates. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 18:52, 5 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I wouldn't mind if people used this template. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:22, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote I cannot bring myself to care. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:00, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I personally think it should be moved to Reqimage instead of photo or ill. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 21:01, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:51, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Reasons why people create articles with horribly long titles for no apparent reason, hoping somebody will randomly stumble upon it and remark on the length of the title, but then forget about it in five minutes later because their gay granny had a seizure H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's a one-line joke that's already been done a number of times but it's been fleshed out with a bundle of nothing. Redemption cometh in the form of a bulldozer. --Pup 22:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • I couldn't even bring myself to read it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Changing to abstain. I don't like it very much, but upon actually reading it, at least it's coherent. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:16, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
    • The Moral of the Story: Read things before you vote for them! *smacks with newspaper* --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:19, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Kept. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:01, 11 July 2009 (UTC)

International "Take a Scientologist to Work!" Day

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🔒 Green Day H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep. Rewrite or colonise - this will return, and return in far worse form. It needs hefty improvement, but how about having a word with Guildy and setting one of his UnWhateveritis mob on it? --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:02, Jul 8
  • This is one of the first articles that I ever read here. I still think it's funny. Why? Beats the hell out of me. I don't even like the band anymore, and it certainly is crap compared to, uh........whatever most of you think is good stuff (I really don't read jack on this website, to be quite honest with you all). So, yeah. I dig it. Cuz I'm stupid. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 15:43, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Don't be silly. It's got thousands of edits.MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:05, Jul 8
Sorry, I was voting on the quality of the article. My mistake. (THIS IS SARCASM!!! I am employing sarcasm as my low paid bitch.)mAttlobster. (hello) 11:26, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
The quality of the article at which version? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:23, Jul 9
How about the one that's there now. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:33, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
In fact how about any of the 1000's of versions Mr Clever-remark. Actually I'm going to leave in a huff, this whole process is a big pile of cock these days -not like the glory days...those...beautiful sunny afternoons spent deleting based on the quality of an article. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:44, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol helicopter Keep. This could be far worse. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:22, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong Rewrite This may suck, but it's one of those pages that everyone goes and looks for because they're such a big band. The page has well over 1000 edits sence march 05, and If it gets deleted, random people will just recreate it to just the same crappy crap it is now. The only way to fix that is to get it featured probably, or damn near close. Plus, its not all suck. Also, I've just summed up everything that everyone has said before me, BUT IT MATTERS NOT! Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:28, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete None of it is at all funny. The concept established in the introduction is quickly forgotten and then deteriorates into what I can only describe as nothing. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:33, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Purple tights I don't think there is much of quality in this piece, either, and I've been struggling to work out a way to improve it short of a direct nuclear strike. I do like the Wikipedian idiot image, but nothing in the rest of it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:54, Jul 11

🔒 UnNews:Michael Phelps Michael Phelps Michael Phelps H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Old joke. LOL MICHAEL PHELPS S00 FUNY Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 15:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

*Delete. Sorry Sys, but this has outlived it's usefullness. Now it's just another AAAAAAA type article. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:04, 9 Jul

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  • Comment This is the 20th active nom. 2 noms here are inactive. No banstick please. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 15:24, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, it's the 19th. Should I ban you for not being able to count? --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:48, Jul 9
  • It was the 20th when I first posted it. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 16:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:42, Jul 10

🔒 Sauron H D Oldvfd

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  • delete. slogged through the history for a while but couldn't find anything decent. delete & redirect to the far, far, far, far, far superior Lord Sauron. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:29, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. And redirect, per Gerry. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:38, Jul 8
  • “That fucking prick...I forged the One Ring to spy on little boys and this bastard steals it and starts yelling about how he's going to use it to "rule them all". All he's ever going to rule is my foot up his ass!” --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:12, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. And redirect, per Gerry. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:52, Jul 9
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Redirect!  —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:29, 10 July 2009 (UTC)
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Huffed & Redirected MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:48, Jul 10

🔒 Homer Simpson H D Oldvfd

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  • you're treading in dangerous lands, increasing the number of noms to 21 while some are inactive. or you would be, if you couldn't just unblock yourself. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
That's 19 active noms right? Maybe I need my glasses... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:24, Jul 9
yup, 2 are deleted. just seems weird to see the table of contents go up to 21, you can almost hear the banstick whistling through the air...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:35, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

The Legendary White Teletubby

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🔒 Bob "Two-thumbs" McGinty H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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One week. Draw. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:05, 10 July 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Scooby Doo H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It could use a steamroller, but not a full delete. It'll only come back even crappier than before. I personally suggest Colonization. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 11:09, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. The older versions in the history are not too shabby, actually. It just needs someone with more patience than me to sift through, pick out the best one, revert it all the way back, and it'll be OK. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:15, Jul 9
    ...such as MrN, for instance... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:09, Jul 9
  • Keep MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:48, Jul 9
  • eh, keep. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:11, 9 July 2009 (UTC)
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Scooby dooby do. Also, kept. Nigger. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 07:48, Jul 10

Category:Things that always know where the jungle is and don't break into people's houses or talk

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IRC Wars (video game)

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  • Delete. /me takes tin opener to large can of worms. ZOMG Mooses, Uncyc history, keep keep keep. Pfft. Vanity. If we deleted TYATU (rightly), this should follow it. QDB it, if you want, but not a mainspace article, surely. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:34, Jul 8
  • delete. i can't see how the 'vanity' argument can be refuted. it certainly doesn't belong in the mainspace. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:44, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Who are these people? --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 15:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. And ban all the accounts mentioned so this doesn't happen again. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:27, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Vanity. Put a copy in each of the respective folks' userspaces for posterity, then burn it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:08, 9 Jul
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Windows MarioRed & SonicBlue

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Category:Marblefluss

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Why does this still exist? Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 20:58, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Last edit by user Marblefluss March 2008 - I doubt this is likely to be used again, and if it is then it can be re-created. --Pup 22:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Although honestly I think this would be appropriate for QVFD. No content... just... leftover shit left over from some shit or some shit like that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:22, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Could probably have gone on QVFD as an effectively unused vanity category. Deleted, anyway. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:23, Jul 9

Halowarz

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  • RedCheckMark Strong keep. I liked it. Dump the templates at the start, change it to an UnTweet or some other format, kill the section edits, fix the spelling, and it has some small promise. The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
  • What is it about this page that makes me forget to sign? --Pup 23:13, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. I don't think it's funny, but I feel like there's a joke in there that somebody might get. Plus, no one is going to say "I can believe this wiki has a shitty article on Halowarz!" If this was in a more mainstream place, I'd want it deleted, but as it stands... eh... I think it can stay. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:25, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Well spotted Gerry. I'm sorry to those who voted keep, but I'm not going to allow people to abuse the ICU system and get away with it. If the author wants it back they can contact me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:47, Jul 9

Golden Balls

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  • Not anymore! :p Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 17:23, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Blue balls

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Golf balls

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That thing that if you consume it, it will kill you

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  • delete and a hearty WTF. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:08, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. ICU escapologist, could possibly have been QVFD'd as such. However it is irredeemable wibble. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:20, Jul 8
  • One of the most incoherent pieces of shit that I have ever seen. ballsballsballsballsballsballsballs Michael Jackson. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 16:09, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Michael Jackson is a pedophile. I'm not entirely sure whether that statement is true. However, I am sure of one thing: it is not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:19, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:53, Jul 8
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Buster Hymen

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Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia: It sucks

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It was already huffed before. Stupid one-liner that was brought back. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 20:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Woops. It only appears to still exist. Sorry! Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 20:56, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Template:Really Random Sighting

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  • Hell no. It's one of my favorites. And we can always use more Elvis in this site. Always. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:18, 7 July 2009 (UTC) Hang on, I'm an idiot. I meant {{Really random sighting}}. If you nominate that I'll castrate you. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:26, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • delete. this seems rather unnecessary. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:14, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Rather. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:26, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Scrape --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:48, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Really shite. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:36, Jul 8
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:06, Jul 8
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  • note: not to be confused with Template:Really random sighting, which is quite good. this one is shit, and as far as i can tell, not Elvis-related. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:25, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
    I'll still castrate you though. I'd been looking for an excuse to do that for years. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:26, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Deleted. MadMax 18:09, 8 July 2009 (UTC)


Category:People, people who need people

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Useless category. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 17:18, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Deleted. MadMax 17:59, 8 July 2009 (UTC)


Wikipedia Art

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  • Delete. Facts detected? Yeah, and no bloody funny. I'd have ICU'd this bugger, but as it missed that fate, can we get rid of it here, please? --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:14, Jul 8
  • Delete 5 seconds into it and I've worked out that this is a couple of guys out of arts school who have been trying to make a name for themselves using Wikipedia and have been booted off there so coming over here for a home. Boot away! The preceding unsigned comment was added by PuppyOnTheRadio (talk • contribs)
  • Delete As soon as possible!--SunnyChow 11:54, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • speedy delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:55, 8 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:16, Jul 8
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07798

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  • delete. this seems pointless. a google search turns up...this page. if i've missed the joke, please enlighten me. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 18:37, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • delete My mobile number starts with 07798. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:18, 7 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Extremely pointless "disambig" page. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:40, Jul 8
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:17, Jul 8
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The Land Before Time

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Dixie Chicks

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🔒 Gustav Holst H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • No clear consensus, kept.

🔒 Vice City H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  EPIC FAIL! more facts than jokes.{{User:Thomasfan666)
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Keep'd. Nominator withdrew, no other votes, no VFD tag on page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:50, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Keebler Elves H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. An unfunny stub that's barely linked to, and uses the stagnant joke of referring to them as a musical group. Plus, it already failed Vfd and for some reason wasn't deleted. Put it out of it's misery. Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 17:40, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I see this has also been down for VFH before as well. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:22, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Uh, what? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:47, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
  • it failed VFD in may, was deleted, was recreated, and was rewritten by longliver who has been very active in putting effort this article. please do a little more research before nomming something being actively worked on. also, this has never been on VFH. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:04, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:07, Jul 6

🔒 World War Collectors Boxset H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Yes, actually. Sidesteps much of the random humor that one would expect of a World War N article by keeping the actual wars vague and focusing on the tone of the writing. All in all a very well done article. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:20, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote Keep. Formatting not good but otherwise a keep. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:23, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. No... just no... Ambox emblem plus Dylanlip Ambox emblem plus (talk) 17:30, 4 July 2009 (UTC)
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:10, Jul 6

Billie Joe Armstrong

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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Could be moved to Green Day article if there is anything reusable..spare wheel. hubcaps, radio..--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:43, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Battle of New York

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Barbeque Sauce

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Whyalla

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  • Keep Cos it's not total shit. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:11, Jul 6
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Symbol delete vote Delete. Whyalla is a medium sized town in the central-north of South Australia, inhabited entirely by left-handed Spaniard midgets. The reasons for this odd demographic distribution are unknown..Oh...and I was so looking forward to the idea behind that joke ! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 07:14, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 HowTo:Keep a moron busy H Tag Oldvfd

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Speedy redirectification. To that page Dylanlip mentioned, 'cause it's the eldest, and they're the same. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:28, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Absolut

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Symbol neutral vote Abstain. This is certainly a weak mixture but it shows promise in perhaps more experienced hands.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 08:55, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. per above. --Mn-z 16:09, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Axle of Evil H Tag Oldvfd

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NO why does this need more content??? Articles don't need to be any longer than this if they work as they are. People who pad articles out because they are deemed to be 'too short' should be fed to horses. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Not the worst but it really is more an extended Undictionary joke. stick it there ? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:35, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

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File:Osamacamel.jpg

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  • Delete. Shock image. --Docile hippopotamus 01:18, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, not because it's shocking, but because A) Osama Bin Laden jokes are so 2002; and B) Team America jokes are so 2004. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:56, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. but, Modus is probably going to speedy-keep it anyway. Therefore, I decided to be italic and removed it both mainspace articles it was in. Also, its a donkey, not a camel. --Mn-z 04:31, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Hey! I remember SOADLuver! He had terrible taste, except for this, which is almost funny! Exclamation! Delete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:52, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Though TKF closed the vote apparently... I still think the image suxs. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:44, Jul 3
  • Delete TKF's gone a bit TK at Conservapedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:28, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
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  • Okay so speedy keep --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:07, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
    • Some clarification: An image is an image, the guy photoshopped it and put in some work for it, and hell, since it isn't even in the mainspace anymore (nice job doing that in an attempt to delete this, mnb!) then it is especially not harming anyone. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:22, 3 July 2009 (UTC)
      • WoW Hang on a second please? Um. Sorry TKF dude, but like what is going on here? This looks like a reasonable VFD vote (which was) in progress to me. Maybe the nom reason suxs, but still... I actually rather fancy voting delete myself as the image (as Modus points out) is well... Um. Pants? I can't see anywhere it could be used. If it's just for a userpage then what are we doing here? Hosting people's blogs? It's got to be useful in the mainspace (and the quality is so low it's not going to be IMO)... Shock image? No. Pants? Yes. VFD? Shall we? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:44, Jul 3

Catwoman

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Symbol keep vote Keep. For some reason, I just burst out laughing when I saw the image. I also liked the kitten huffing references. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2 15:34, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 Prankster Design H Tag Oldvfd

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  • United 175 Disintegrate. Short and unfunny. Saberwolf116 22:59, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. or put it into intelligent design of evolution or something. but it doesn't stand on its own. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:53, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
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Kept + added {{List}} MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:39, Jul 3

🔒 UnNews:AAAAAAAAA! H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Close enough. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:56, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

bRitic

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Baba Yaga

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  • Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Arthur Scargill

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  • Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)


CZW

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  • Deleted. MadMax 23:05, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Town

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  • Disintegrate and redirect to Orian's LazyTown. Short, unfunny stub. Saberwolf116 15:23, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:46, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per below. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:31, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • delete Why redirect to LazyTown though? It's a different article entirely.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 23:14 29 June 2009
Because it has the word town in it. This is free whoring; why are you complaining? Saberwolf116 00:10, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
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Oscar Wilde/Facts

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Sean Connors

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SuperLupo

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The Child Molestor Raid

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Strikers? Are We Folk!

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  • Delete. Only the one edit - the day it was created in Jan '08. Only one page links to it - this one. Only one idea - not very good footy players form folk band, which is pointless in extremis and not funny. Poor execution etc etc - get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:19, Jun 29
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per above. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2 12:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Maybe it's cause I'm not British (doubt it), but this isn't funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:43, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Never Mind, We're Bollocks! That line actually made me smile. The rest was just diseased.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:18 29 June 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:42, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Tara

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  • Kerkill Unfunny and old vanity, maintained since 2005. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:12, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Oh god yes - get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:20, Jun 29
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Random... ugly... why would we want to get rid of it? -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2 12:37, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. shit obviously, but I think an article about how people sort of grow into their names (which this almost was and then really wasn't) isn't a bad idea. I mean have you ever met a Fiona who wasn't a complete cow? Or a Mike who wasn't someones best man?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 13:22 29 June 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 13:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Very metal

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  • Ankh smite Bless. It's making fun of metal. I personally don't believe in deleting templates unless they are absolutely horrible, and this isn't anywhere near horrible. In fact, it's actually pretty funny in context. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2 12:44, 29 June 2009 (UTC)
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The Great Music Blandening

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Kzoob

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  • Deleted. MadMax 12:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Andrology

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  • Deleted. MadMax 12:36, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

🔒 1700 H D Oldvfd

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TRAITOR! Knew you'd buckle! mAttlobster. (hello) 18:47, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill "1712 The letter e is murdered by i, who is jealous of e's relationship with a. e is later resurrected, along with the number 7 and bell-bottom pants. 7 later ate 9, thus increasing his strength, and took revenge on whomever killed him." Really? That is just stupid... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:37, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate as per timeline genocide. Saberwolf116 17:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete, -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:52, 23 Jun
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per genociding time lines. --Mn-z 18:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009
  • Delete It's not genocide it's getting rid of unfunny shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:30, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Random unfunny. Perhaps this concept can be brought back one day. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • This is just me further elaborating why the timeline needs to be huffed (other than the exceptions which have already been pointed out): The timeline is no doubt one of the most popular sections of the site (Well, that what this page claims. See how eight or so of the articles in the timeline are in the top 500?) which means it is likely to be one of the first things people see when they come here. If I were a noob and one of these pages was the first thing I see, I'd think either, "Hey, this site likes my random jokes about celebrities and Pokemon! I'm gonna edit a bunch of pages to have this stuff!", or, "What the hell?! This site is for stupid middle schoolers who just say poorly thought out jokes about penises and Paris Hilton or who steal all their jokes from Family Guy and South Park without being funny! I mean, Family Guy is a good show (not so much South Park, though), but these fucking kids ruin it! Also, CHUCK NORRIS IS NOT FUNNY!". So this is either a festering ground for unfunny memes which leak out to the rest of the site or a deterrent for potential readers/editors that we want. A rewrite of these articles won't be done, or at least won't be done with any of what is there, so why not delete it? Guild may be interested in writing a brief history of time (Damn Stephen Hawking and his running over of people's cats!), which can replace the timeline. Okay, that's all I have to say... I rest my poorly worded case. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:27, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
I agree. I also think if somebody has put honest hard effort into an article then maybe it should be treated more sympatherically. These timeline articles have no care taken on them. Just random people spewing a quick random, badly conceived spunk puddle. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:07, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
The reason these pages appear so high on that list is because pretty much any article with a number for a title redirects to its respective year on the timeline. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009
It should also be noted that deleting the entire timeline will create exactly 2,255 broken redirects. Rather you than me clearing those up! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:10, 23 Jun 2009
Why not just delete all the content from these articles but leave the year headings. Then have an Uncyclopedia History Week where all are encouraged to fill them in. mAttlobster. (hello) 06:43, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
I'd suggest a pruning more than total deletion. There might be some content that makes sense. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
Let's at least get a celebrity to do the pruning. I'm thinking Sting. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:50, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:25, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

🔒 1000 AD - 1699 AD H D Oldvfd

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  • Kerkill "1086 Tina Fey is born on June 31. Her twin Sarah Palin is born on June 32.", "1288 Oprah holds an international contest to see how many loyal fans can consume 6 servings of her delicious toilet logs and recommend the experience to viewers as part of her "Defication of the Month" fetish club.", and "1360 October 14 - Tom Cruise is attacked by a sofa." Yep. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:34, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:38, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate as per timeline genocide. Saberwolf116 17:42, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:51, 23 Jun
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. 1696 "Matt Damon apparently invents anal sex." 1000 "some mute kid named chrono gets pulled ito saving the world by his bisexual girlfreind and the crossdressing princess. hilarity ensues when the princess accidentally commits suicide, by making her grandma gender confused, after time traveling to the cockroach king to save her." --Mn-z 18:45, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009
  • DELETE THis is the kind of shit that if someone new to Uncyclopedia saw, would scare them off for life. GET RID OF IT! 'The first Mac crashes in terrible explosion, causing the extinction of Pokémon' is one of the better jokes...and it's not even a joke. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:35, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:41, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. The whole timeline thing is like living in some kind of tedious "wacky" stoodent's head --Zarbag 14:51, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
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Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

🔒 ∞ BC to 1 BC H T D Survivor

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  • Categorically against this whole "genocide". ~Jewriken.GIF 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • As per the jew. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • As per the cabalists. -RAHB 22:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Yah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009
  • What they done said. Out of every article purge that has appeared on VFD, this is by far the easiest to fix. I was actually thinking of fixing a few of them up myself until I got distracted by, y'know, real life. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Per my new stance on this site. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
  • This 'genocide' won't work anyway—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:47, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Strategic Keep cleanup would be too hard. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Deja vu... anyways, We don't need anything missing from the timeline. Wait, true deja vu... My Angry Anniversary Celebration! Icons-flag-us Nice... (19:10 06-26-2009)
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Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:24, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

🔒 1 H D Oldvfd

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  • Categorically against this whole "genocide". How easy it is to delete rather than to place some work and improve. Did anyone bother to look at how many pages this one links to? ~Jewriken.GIF 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • As per the jew. I'm not a Deletionist, I'd sooner see people actually looking to improve things like this than just ditching the whole thing. Even if I've got to do it myself. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  • As per the cabalists. -RAHB 22:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Yah. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:56, 23 Jun 2009
  • What they done said. Out of every article purge that has appeared on VFD, this is by far the easiest to fix. I was actually thinking of fixing a few of them up myself until I got distracted by, y'know, real life. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:01, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Per my new stance on this site. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 15:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
  • '1' is the golden ratio!—Flutter (Talk•Games•Fun Pages•Awards•Help) 17:51, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Strategic Keep cleanup would be too hard. --Mn-z 15:14, 25 June 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill Well, I think I've already listed valid reasons for the other nominations, I guess this one is actually just because I hate Jesus, and I'm trying to erase the part of history he existed in. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:47, 23 Jun
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:54, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 18:24, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. per the other reasons given. --Mn-z 18:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009
  • Delete Not the sort of thing that should be on Uncyclopedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:39, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Removal them all and leave none to reproach us afterwards. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
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I knew it was too good to be true. Saberwolf116 23:00, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • I think it might be possible to rewrite a completely differently, completely new timeline of some type but only after completely deleting the current mess. Trying to rewrite what's already there is a horrible, slow, process. I tried to do a spot of editing ("random"-cruffing, mostly) on the 1AD-999AD article and it was horrible and pretty-much all undone with weeks by people popping-up to say that Al Gore invented golf in 575AD. It needs to be rebuilt from the ground up. --Zarbag 14:58, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
  • (arbitrary outdent) If this is deleted, then all redirects to it from numbers (2, 3...) need to be retargeted to the corresponding number articles (2 (number), 3 (number)...). --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 01:22, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:22, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

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  • Kerkill Unfunny, poorly written, Zac Efron is the first person mentioned followed by RuneScape, and the word etcetera. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:23, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:48, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:49, 23 Jun
  • Delete. --Bald dude Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude 17:58, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. not random enough, needs more decimal years and random anachronism. --Mn-z 18:36, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
    • I flip-flopped again. Turns out this is only one year. --Mn-z 05:30, 26 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing to improve upon, and unnecessary. "This page has a lot of links" is not a valid reason to have it. Content is king, not how much it links to, and there isn't any content here.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:27 Jun 23, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:46, 23 June 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete The others may be needed but this one is only one year and does an appallingly poor job at it. I also don't like the idea of keeping an article not based on content when the content is QVFD quality. Can you at least read it and vote based on the contents of the article, that is the purpose of VFD. I couldn't find one funny line in it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:39, 24 June 2009 (UTC)
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Also this is the least popular of the timeline articles, so would really be the least missed. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:11, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

  • You all realize that this is only a ONE year article just making sure everybody noticed that. And to add insult to injury, the calendar goes from 1 bc. directly to 1 ad, so this "year" was not existent. --Mn-z 15:48, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Too close. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:51, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Family Guy H T D Survivor

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The reverted version is just more irritating. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:33, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

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Close enough, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:21, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

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