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Keep. Jesus, I love the World War series joke. Who fucking cares if it's future history? Are we going to delete all the articles that are 90% made up? Oh wait, sorry, 100% of all articles on Uncyc? ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:56, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
And I see that some other WW articles were deleted. Good god, we've got people with a sense of humour that rivals that of a stone-face reverend commanding VFD. Yeah, most of it's full of crap, but the underlying joke that I appreciate exists in the series joke. Man, I hate people. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. About meme, roughly in style of meme. Sorta works as parody in that respect. Not great by any stretch of the imagination, but still better than I was expecting for an article about Shoop Da Woop. --UU - natter12:42, Mar 23
Delete.Hey look, the stupidest meme on the "chans" became the stupidest meme on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Now it's HERE!!! It's time to quarantine the plague of overplayed idiocy.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:43, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
Comments
Abstain.. Just because I am old and clueless on this so can't say aye or nay on its worth. --Romartus 11:29, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Strong Keep British subject, her Wikipedia page is just shy of 43 kilobytes. Also, she died yesterday, so she's in the news. --Mnb'z 04:05, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Abstain.. Don't know. I wouldn't delete it on the grounds that I haven't heard of her. There is plenty of stuff here I have no clue who that person is without checking Conservapedia..ah...Wikiwhatsitname...first. Anyway do we delete offensive stuff after people die in case Jade Goody fans read these pages . ??--Romartus 11:30, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Kept Today, her name is on the front page of just about every newspaper in the UK. Zana: use Wikipedia and Google next time to find out who it is. MrNFork you! 13:33, Mar 23
Spy Movie 2
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Delete
Delete. movie-cruft. I.e. fictional subject, namedrop spam, plot that goes nowhere, happens in the future. --Mnb'z 04:26, 23 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. Jokes for people taking advanced computer lessons. However it is coherent in its own little world .--Romartus 09:53, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep.WAIT? What? STOP!"Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. MrNFork you! 10:19, Mar 21
Neutral/Comment I think this was forked from an older version of the Windows Vista article (compare Sonic the Hedgehog/Sonic the Preggo). --Pentium5dot1t~^_^~c 05:09, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete Per Socky. The author clearly has writing skills, but I just don't have an idea what they are talking about. Themselves possibly... MrNFork you! 14:49, Mar 21
Delete A bit too esoteric. WTF indeed. --Concernedresident 17:26, 22 March 2009 (UTC)
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I think that its about this guy: Jomo Kenyatta, a politician. It looks alright enough to me, but 'abstract'.--Sycamore(Talk) 16:17, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. Execution and structure are not the best but it could be tweaked to make it more interesting.--Romartus 09:56, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep.WAIT? What? STOP!"Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. MrNFork you! 10:19, Mar 21
Keep per above. Also, when making a nomination, add {{VFD}} to said article instead of making me do it. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 13:58, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. May be not the best out there and a bit of an inbred nerdy joke but vote a keep on this.--Romartus 09:45, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep.WAIT? What? STOP!"Should be trimmed down and merged with Windows XP(?) " What the hell does that mean? This is VFD. We delete pages here. The way it works is you do the merge first, then bring the dead page here afterwards. What are you guys who are voting delete Talking about? If this page is deleted, who is going to merge it with anything. ? Hold your horses guys. MrNFork you! 10:19, Mar 21
Keep Probably the best version of Windows ever. Except for Linux. I'm kidding. Linux is for lonely hentai-freaks and the Nerd Boys of Canada. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 14:13, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. unfinished and stubby. Remove. --Romartus 09:46, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Kerkill Really bad with zero chance of improvement. But still, that didn't excuse you not adding {{VFD}} to all of these. /really irritated. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 14:05, 21 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep I love this. This is mostly really good surrealism/dada. Is it inappropriate for Uncyc? If you ask me, Illogicopedia wishes its dada were this good. I say if we can out-illogicopedia illogicopedia, good on us. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 07:26, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep.. A mixed salad of ideas in this one but should not be deleted as it would mean this is as bad as those lame movie spoofs we have been happily shooting here of late. So that is a Keep but writer could be 'slapped around a bit' to get their ideas and themes marshalled together better. So let off here - don't reoffend. --Romartus 07:32, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. as an article in the style of its subject. Maybe add some tomatoes and cheese. Mmmm...salad. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN)Talk here. 07:35, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep."The term originated as the common name for schizophasia, a symptom of various mental illnesses. Schizophasia produces language that is not meaningful and might or might not be grammatical. "Salad" indicates that the words are tossed together randomly." I knew that. Honest. MrNFork you! 08:48, Mar 20
Keep. per consensus --Mnb'z 14:33, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Delete. incoherent. --Mnb'z 06:11, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Weak Keep This one has been here since 2006 ? The writer is from the Isle of Man as well I would guess. Good title - which is why I went for a weak keep on this. --Romartus 18:48, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 21:51, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Bandwagon Keep per my policy of voting bandwagon keep. --Mnb'z 04:49, 20 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete
DO NOT WANT! It's just full of lists and unfunny crap. The kind of stuff 13 year old "random" girls on Neopets would write. x/ sofia. 16:41, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Dull block o' towncruft text. No pics, no funnies, mild vanity and no edits since it was created and Syc slapped a stub tag on it. Nothing links to it, there are a bunch of redlinks, and it's utterly forgettable. --UU - natter13:11, Mar 19
Delete if UU can find a few more reasons, that is. He seems to think that little list of problems justifies deletion. Come on, I'd hate to think what we'd be left with if we deleted every article that had no pics, no funnies, mild vanity and no edits since it was created and Syc slapped a stub tag on it, and that nothing links to, and that have a bunch of redlinks, and are utterly forgettable. You gotta give me more than that. --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 16:01, 19 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. random, listy --Mnb'z 05:07, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Maybe I need to go to bed, but I read it, and yet have no idea what it's about. MrNFork you! 05:14, Mar 18
Delete. Localised 'Jude the Obscure' work . I understand cricket is involved somewhere but I detect no signs of humour in this piece or any attempt to write a coherent article. 100 Lines and five day detention. --Romartus 06:46, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete ugh. Most of you know this, but March Madness is a college basketball tournament. It is the height of comedy to purport that it is instead a cricket tournament. Get it? Cricket? Instead of Basketball? Get it? --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 17:34, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. I struggled to try and see anything redeemable. I failed. --UU - natter09:42, Mar 19
Delete. Random. Bandcruft. Norris. Over nine thouuussaaaannddd! Bleh. Oh, and it's not been touched in about a year, and nothing links to it. --UU - natter11:45, Mar 19
Delete Other than that it's the nuts though. Ah... I remember the good old days of VFD when we used to get stuff like this coming through all the time. These days VFD has got. Um. Better? MrNFork you! 11:57, Mar 19
Keep. But should this have a tag on it anyway ? Very stubby and should be sent to where all the stubbies live on here until either improvement or culling. --Romartus 23:19, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. Real person, not vanity (or it's well done if it is) and has a few lines which I liked. "dabble with his father's loins" come now. The dude who wrote this had a sense of humour. It's short, but it's not shit. MrNFork you! 23:28, Mar 17
Eaten For ICU abuse... The author removed the ICU, and them did nothing else so I'm having this blighter for my breakfast tomorrow morning. You can list clear and obvious cases of ICU abuse like this on QVFD. Warn the author first though if it's a new article. MrNFork you! 22:52, Mar 17
Delete. Dull bandcruft piffle from 2007 with essentially no edits since then, nothing linking to it, and nothing interesting happening to it. --UU - natter13:56, Mar 17
Delete. doesn't really go anywhere, i.e. it has no plot. The core of this article is Groucho Marx bantering, and its fleshed out with namedrop spam. I get the feeling that this was created just to finish a trilogy. --Mnb'z 13:56, 17 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. More towncruft. I have actually had a drink in a pub in this place. It's small, insignificant and a bit dull. Kinda like this article really. --UU - natter10:54, Mar 17
Delete. Towncruft thingy. With the word "penis" inserted at random intervals. Looking back at the history, while it hasn't always had the penis insertion, it has always been kinda dull towncruft. --UU - natter10:47, Mar 17
weak keep - This isn't just Slappy cruft.--Sycamore(Talk) 08:17, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Delete. the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named-cruft that doesn't go anywhere, and probably can't go anywhere. --Mnb'z 04:17, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Pointless and unfunny to boot. I don't think the writer understands that writing a parody of a parody just doesn't work on any level. --Romartus 07:27, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Kerkill And Romartus, the writer was the world's biggest furry fan. But worse. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 20:38, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
I believe in the power of negative endorsement.--Romartus 23:42, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. It's basically the plot of an actual Carry On film, but with minor changes to names and a few random lines inserted. Nothing interesting. --UU - natter09:55, Mar 17
Keep I'm drawing my personal keep line here. This is not offensive, it's written and presented OK, and I liked the caption on the duck pic. Not everything Crablogger did needs to be deleted. MrNFork you! 18:51, Mar 14
Keep. - This vote was in no way influenced by the fact MrN9000 has my mother hostage.--Sycamore(Talk) 19:15, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Keep. Was gonna vote against but it actually looks ok and I dont mind a bit of randomness. --Kittalk 21:44 15 March
Keep But tag it rewrite. If it ain't fixed by the end of July, put it back on here and let it fry. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 19:35, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete
Delete. another one of Crablogger's made up movies that goes nowhere beside dropping names and referencing other made up movies. --Mnb'z 18:47, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Sorry MrN, but this one's random and listy and just generally unfunny no matter who wrote it. I've nothing against Crablogger (hell, I don't even know who he is) but this one stinks. -OptyCSucks! CUN19:04, 14 Mar
Delete.. I was going to vote to keep it but perhaps having articles like this lurking around will only breed more like it in dark corners. --Romartus 11:22, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
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Abstain I did some cleanup on it, taking out the redundant list of actors and links to non-existent articles about non-existent movies. As long as it doesn't mention the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named, I can live with it. --Mnb'z 05:15, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Slappy you mean? Oh, I do miss that Squirrel... MrNFork you! 17:53, Mar 16
Kept Not sure this is suitable for a {{rewrite}} tag though. MrNFork you! 19:40, Mar 16
Yeah, well I said it is, Mr"Oh look at me! I became an admin while you were away curing cancer!"000. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 19:44, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Reluctant Keep This does need a full from scratch rewrite. However, there are some less awful versions in the history, and deleting it will cause us to lose track of the pics. And, we shouldn't have a blank article for such a notable subject. This would be a good candidate for an Imperial Colonization. I don't think its a good idea to depend on a "rewrite fairy" to come along and produce a new article for this subject. --Mnb'z 18:59, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Holding the Nose Keep - Agreed though only to save the pix. The article is typical 'uncyclopedian' of a certain style - one I hope that can be drowned soon in a bucket. --Romartus 19:31, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
"If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how - the very best I can; and I mean to keep"MrNFork you! 19:36, Mar 16
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Delete. the last of the Squirrel Who Must Not Be Named-cruft. I would say a blank slate would be an improvement here. --Mnb'z 04:19, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete.. Probably an improvement on the real film but this remains crushingly dull. Deserves oblivion. --Romartus 07:37, 16 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete.. I understand 'Community IRA' have listed this article for immediate elimination. Take care Sir Sycamore - what with a British honour on your name. --Romartus 13:35, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
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Abstain since Syc is working on it. --Mnb'z 03:48, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Who are the The Relznukan Madmen, Inc ? Underwhelming. Deserves to have its directory mangled Windows Style. --Romartus 10:57, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
World War XII
Keep.--
Delete. incoherent time travel, name dropping, and Chuck Norris. --
HowTo:Shoop_Da_Woop
Abstain.. Just because I am old and clueless on this so can't say aye or nay on its worth. --
