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Electric Air Sousaphone

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  • Delete. 2007 oddity not edited in over a year. Not linked from anywhere, little more than a series of lists, and what's left isn't much cop. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:04, Oct 21
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:29, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • yuck. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:38, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Blow Away Random nonsense Asahatter (annoy) 08:52, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Extremelyestlybored 21:10, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
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Tom Cruise/trivia

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - poor subpage list, little point in keeping--Sycamore (Talk) 08:33, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete It's all in a <choose> block, so there is a lot more of it than first appears... However, that's not a good thing. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:01, Oct 19
  • Kerkill It has served it's purpose. Trust me. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:49, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just another pointless trivia section, but in a subpage. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:40, Oct 20
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:26, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Actually, I don't care at all. Normally, I'd abstain, but I'm in a shit mood, and it always makes me feel better to delete the work of others. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:02, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Baleet it. Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:32, Oct 22
  • Delete This is a section not a page. Extremelyestlybored 21:12, 22 October 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Greek gods H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Now, just because a terrorist... like Weather Underground leader Spang... likes this template, doesn't implicate everyone who votes keep! /angry glance   Le Cejak <3:36 Oct 21, 2008>

No clear victor (7:8). Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:45, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

ASDA

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor Supermarket artcile - not really a good topic, poor and better off started form scratch if at all.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:34, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • It's a freakin' mess. And what's all that nonsense about Wigan? -- Hindleyite Converse 13:56, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. That's Asda shite. --UU - natter UU Manhole 16:05, Oct 21
  • oh god my eyes. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:41, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. There was a better version in the history, but I shall not fight for it... Maybe someone will write a better one... MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:16, Oct 21
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Just awful.Knonsense 20:09, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete terrible Extremelyestlybored 22:28, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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Easington

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  • Delete. Listy towncruft. Badly written, not linked to, unfunny, ranty, elements of vanity and basically not good. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:55, Oct 21
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:29, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Especially amusing is that the author thought every article needed to begin with seven quotes, but didn't know how to use the quote template. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:07, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:37, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:14, Oct 21
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Der deutsche Teufel

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  • Delete. Odd little 2005 stub. Kinda random, not funny, not linked from anywhere and won't be missed. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:15, Oct 21
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Ummmmm What the fuck was that shit, and how did it survive for three years? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:04, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • the space devil. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:36, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Bleh. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:49, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete title doesn't even make sense much less the article. Extremelyestlybored 22:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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Dean cain

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Darnel's Law

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  • Delete. Dull sciencecruft vanity (check the external link at the end - any will do, they're basically the same). --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:43, Oct 21
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - this article is worthless without pictures of exploding trees. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:02, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:34, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:10, Oct 21
  • ...the hell? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:47, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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Insert (band)

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  • Vanity policy, unfunny, links to a nonexistant wikipedia page (they deleted it, for vanity policy rules most likely) Jayseki 07:13, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Vanity. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:47, Oct 21
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:30, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • So disappointed. I was really hoping that the tangent on Beverly Hills Cop would never end, and that the entire article would be about Beverly Hills Cop, and at the end the band would admit that, fuck, it forgot to promote itself. No such luck. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:00, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:33, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Vanity. Not sure how this one survived. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:46, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Strong Delete Is it me or are all the band articles on uncyclopedia really really bad--I like cheese 21:51, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Vanity Extremelyestlybored 22:31, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 French accent H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Very poor 2006 stub - little progress, it seems to not really leave much scope for improvmemt.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:39, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yeah, I'm seeing no great idea here. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:25, Oct 17
  • Meh. It's not really that great of an idea. You can write stuff in a french accent, but unless it's funny, it's not worth keeping. See my article on the wild hobo. What a piece of shit that is, right? It's like that. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 17:54, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Not even a little giggle. Sorry. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 15:14, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:24, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete I wish I understood it. Extremelyestlybored 22:33, 21 October 2008 (UTC)
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7:6. No clear victor. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:07, 21 October 2008 (UTC)

🔒 M. Night Shyamalan H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep for several reasons. 1) It has very funny stuff in it, like the "PLOT TWIST!" at the end. 2) Modus has improved it, and his pictures are very good. 3) I'm watchlisting it and I'll try to make sure it doesn't get bad. 4) I have articles that link to it and I hate it when my links go red. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:49, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep because I trust Hyperbole. --monika 16:09, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep its way better than his movies are... Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:23, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
  • K33P On the condition that the clever people category is taken off. COLIN American-flag ALL YOUR BASE American-flag HEANEY! AMERICA JOE THE PLUMBER IN '08!!! 16:33, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
  • keepable. well-known subject, some good ideas. needs a good machete and some wit. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:48, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • I made the pics many, many moons ago, and as such theoretically have something to lose if this is huffed, so I culled the worst of the page. There isn't a whole lot left. It was deletable before. Now, it's just blah. Abstain. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:04, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

IN A CRAZY PLOT TWIST, THE ARTICLE IS KEPT! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:25, Oct 20

Fel Iron Beetle

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HowTo:Build your own Battleship

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor concept, poorly done. I don't really see this going anywhere or the possibility of it being funny.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:49, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:25, Oct 18
  • Lame. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 18:00, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just a few lists. Didn't see anything interesting. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:36, Oct 20
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:25, 20 October 2008 (UTC)
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Paleontology

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🔒 Bender (Futurama) H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - OK, I understand there might be some anger at this nomination - however this is not the show, this is an article thats never been good - articles about comedys trying to be funny about them does not really work - its not in my opinion somthing that cna be worked from, or that it's worthwhile keeping--Sycamore (Talk) 14:23, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Bender deserves far better than this. This is almost as bad as the time when FOX kept moving it into the worst timeslots imaginable each week so nobody could watch it which gave the executives a reason to cancel it. Or maybe the time FOX wouldn't renew Adult Swim's contract to air it and made a new contract with Comedy Central. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:44, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 19:44, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Hang on. I remember seeing a far better article about the mighty Bender a while back. What happened to that? This article is new. I can't find the old article in the huff log. What gives? Did I dream the whole thing up? MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:53, Oct 19
  • Uh, see that template at the bottom? This is still technically in ICU. It would possibly have died in a couple of days without the VFD tag anyway... --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:45, Oct 20

  • Unless I (and by "I", I mean "Under user") am terribly mistaken, this is an unvalid nomination, as it's (moderately) safe as under construction until Oct 27. Then it's screwed. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:54, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Centerville H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Incredibly weak keep. Because I can't vote to delete an article with the line "Within a few months, Centerville was home to the Church of St. Paperweight (and the only place in America to hold the order), the Museum of Carpets and the first ever store to sell superhero comics about Insurance Salesmen." I agree with Syc's comments, but I like this line. Particularly the insurance salesmen. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:30, Oct 15
  • Quickly! We must sell the civilians insurance to protect them from the evil threat of House Fire or Car Collision! --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 17:04, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
    I am adding Insurance Sales Man (superhero) to my list of articles to write. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:46, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
    Wanna make it a collab? I had already started planning one. It's not much, but it's a start. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 18:31, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Could you count me in as well? I like the Carpet Museum myself. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 19:44, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
    Christ. Maybe we should all just rewrite this article, with all those bits as sections. Who would've thought that one line could provide so much potential comedic fruit? --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 20:42, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's not crap. There are some gems there. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:05, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:15, Oct 18
  • Keep --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:11, 19 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • If deleted, move it under my userpage, please. I'll kick it if anything comes to me. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:05, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept -RAHB 01:00, 20 October 2008 (UTC)

🔒 HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Just a load of self redirects, fails HTBFANJSSir Sycamore (talk) 15:25, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh boy! Could I read the same joke I've already seen a thousand times on Uncyclopedia? I can? Oh, merciful day! My heart is just palpitating from excitement. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 17:11, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:00, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. It's not very funny, but more importantly, it just has absolutely no room for improvement. And what's the point of having something like that on a humor wiki? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. There's two things that could've happened to this article: Get zapped, or turn into an in-joke (See Fisher Price). I choose the former. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
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Magnolia

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  • Keep/rewrite tag - I think a lot of this is really clever satire. And a lot of it is utter shit. But let's not throw the baby out with the bathwater. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:43, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
  • keep. i like some of the ideas, good grounds for improvement. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:24, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
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Gary Busey

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. This is funny, I don't get why you guys wanna delete it--Kowaru 01:34, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak keep - if this article were about anyone other than Gary Busey, I'd vote delete. But actually, it did make me laugh. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:37, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:15, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Weird. A 7-3 result is not usually deletion, is it? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:59, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Fat People H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Dude it's a disambiguation page, not an article. Or at least, it should be. There shouldn't be anything beyond the quick intro and links...  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 00:51 Oct 18, 2008
  • Keep. I know a guy who is fat. Come to think of it, everybody I know is fat. I only hang around them to keep warm in the winter. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:18, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:36, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Too short (useing hidden text to get under the radar), and you can't even get to it from a normal search.--DarkFlame 00:45, 18 October 2008 (UTC)
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Note that this page name (Fat People) redirects to obesity when searched for

Okay. Colour me confused. Fat People is a page disambigification page and Fat people redirects to Obesity. Which page are we voting on? Oh, screw it. You've piqued my rage. Rawr! Simple thing good! Hard thing bad! Brain sore! MO smash! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:18, 18 October 2008 (UTC)

Kept, per the fact that it's a disambiguation page and there's no real reason to delete it. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:22, Oct 18

The Sour Sucker War

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Batman 2000

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Orange Revolution

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Thelonius R. Teabinklestilteskin

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Random 2006 oddity - I think the writer was on all the drugs he could could get and went cold turkey. Realizing he could not take it, he then started this, after the first hit of methadone of course.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:53, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. How many articles have there ever been on Uncyclopedia where someone invents a guy with a funny name and then says absurd, nonsensical things about him? My guess is three. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:05, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:45, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:20, Oct 17
  • Delete. What is this? Extremelyestlybored 09:38, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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America's Next Top Model

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor IP article based on lifestyle show, not really a place to work from--Sycamore (Talk) 18:01, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I didn't even have to read past the first quote to know this was going to be crap. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Inadequate amounts of good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:44, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Long, rambling, ranty, crap, unfunny, random, hard to read block o' text. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:19, Oct 17
  • Delete. Not funny Extremelyestlybored 09:39, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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Google-Abitur

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Satan's Little Helper

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Poor 2006 article, unfunny and little progress, although at first thought it sounds like and idea on second thought it isn't really, its just junk.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:25, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Emphatic delete. HowNotTo:Write an Uncyclopedia article: take a throwaway joke from the Simpsons, make it your title, type randomly for a while, and stop. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:00, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:20, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:44, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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Little Caligula's Pizza

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Random, unfunny 2007 work by a single author, I checked on Google and this is all that comes up, this does not seem to be humour article, more a sort of randomness for the amusment of it's author--Sycamore (Talk) 16:58, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. It's a parody of Little Caesar's Pizza, and it's arguably kind of a funny idea. You know, you say "I'll take a medium Hawaiian," and the clerk jumps over the counter and rapes your daughter. Plus, you never get your pizza. But the execution here is so, so bad. Start over, I guess. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:03, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:11, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Mr. Monkey Sockmonkey Pant-hoot here. 21:25, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
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Elminster

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - a forgotten Dungeons and dragons piece, seems to be thin on parody or satire, and generally a poor stub - list and crap — Sir Sycamore (talk) 16:04, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:01, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, unfunny, listy, get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:32, Oct 16
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I love the vandalism someone added to the bottom. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:56, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:40, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Oh, man. I remember Elminster all too well. I so want there to be an article on this. It's a shame this article sucks. I'd like to see this fixed, really. May even do it myself. Before the close of VFD? I don't know. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:44, 15 October 2008 (UTC)

Aldi

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I like it; it's not worth deleting.--Benno briton 18:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - A fairly major Supermaket in the UK - seems a bit of a narrow topic, and it shows, unfunny and poor throughout - there has been little progress — Sir Sycamore (talk) 15:33, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. There may be scope for a decent article on Aldi, but not based on what's here. This is crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:56, Oct 15
  • Delete. MrN  Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:33, Oct 15
  • delete. terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:00, 15 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak delete. It seems like a potentially okay starting point, but someone is going to have to take it further before it's really worth keeping. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:07, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 DJ Bobo H Tag Oldvfd

Keep*Symbol keep vote I like how random it is It's kind of a big in joke about DJ/dance music culture, " A party exists" is a good line. I like it, one of the few uncyclopedia stubs that I laughed at. So, in short, it has humour value.--Kowaru 03:27, 11 October 2008 (UTC)
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  • Is it bad that I instantly recognised this guy as the 2007 Swiss Eurovision entrant who, with the song "Vampires are Alive", failed to qualify for the final, despite being one of the pre-competition favourites? I thought so. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:24, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
It just means you have no soul. Nothing major. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 06:40, 13 October 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept -RAHB 19:28, 16 October 2008 (UTC)
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