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Burn Barely legible. I went through the history to find a better version, but it's been crap through and through. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:11, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Exterminate. This one might have to land in the CVP at some point, because I can't ever see it being good... --Mr. MonkeyPant-hoot here. 18:25, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
D1337 No redeeming value. Chocolate Rain 18:34, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
delete. i'm willing to roll the dice on a new johnny depp article. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:52, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Per Gerry doing a new version. Probably best for him to write it before this is deleted, but what the hell... MrNFork you! 19:57, Aug 8
Keep. I don't see the problem with it. It's a documentary. I was in a documentary once. It was about good pets that go bad. I miss Mister Ruffles. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 19:50, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
weak-K33P Could have a rewrite left inn'er.... Chocolate Rain 20:58, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep Has some good potential I think, not delete quality. --SirDJ~Irreverent 07:32, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Properly tended, this could blossom. Rewrite tag it. --UU - natter08:33, Aug 8
delete. worthless. i plan on taking the funny bits (if any) and incorporating them into NASA, but the rest should be shot. out of a cannon. into the sun. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:35, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Exterminate. Communicating badly and then acting smug about it is one of the top ways to identify an elitist. --Mr. MonkeyPant-hoot here. 18:23, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
D1337 is teh mehz. Chocolate Rain 18:43, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
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Damn, It already got deleted. I just worked on it, and fixed it up some. Methinks its much better now. I just figured we should probably have an addition article. I'll just recreate the page I guess. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 19:25, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete and um... Redirect to Delete? MrNFork you! 01:20, Aug 8
Delete Yeah, there's really no need to have a different Del and Delete article when they mean the same thing. --Mr. MonkeyPant-hoot here. 03:16, 8 August 2008 (UTC)
Kelp I don't expect anyone else to follow me but I'm Aussie and it is pretty funny. --SirDJ~Irreverent 12:03, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
... What? I can't like it too? Well fuck my pony then. Also, it needs one or two pictures. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 13:36, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep. I happened upon this show on BBC3 the other night. It's rather good. The article's not as good, but it's not that bad. If we could convince a kind-hearted Aussie to take the article under their wing... --15Mickey20(talk to Mickey) 21:31, 4 August 2008 (UTC)
K33P I looked up this show, watched some of it, and decided if this page was expanded and less random, it could work. Rewrite material. Chocolate Rain 17:54, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete. But can I request that it be moved into my userspace instead of being totally deleted, under /ook? I hate to get rid of a monkey article. --Mr. MonkeyPant-hoot here. 16:31, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
D1337 Is crap. Chocolate Rain 17:44, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Though it does sound a bit like a disgruntled Dr. Seuss fan who made this as a way to vent anger. Very suckishly. Chocolate Rain 17:51, 7 August 2008 (UTC)
Very Strong Keep. I loved this article when I was still a reader, and I still do, but it is in the interests of our many readers that I vote to keep this article. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 21:35, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Aside form the Uri Geller part it's pretty decent and the childish name calling is an amusing parody of Randi's gullible critics.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:19, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
keep. some bits are good enough to include in a total revamping. if deletion is the consensus, i officially request this page to be moved to my userspace. randi is awesome. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:04, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Oh, by the way, I'm leaving Uncyclo for a week or two (or a month). Just want everyone to know. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 16:28, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
nooooooo! don't let petty distractions such as school, family, or personal hygeine stand in the way of uncyclopedia, dex! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:55, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
It's mainly computer issues, though (The monitor is displaying everything green, hard drive issues, etc.). I'm barely able to use it now. Plus, school starts back up Monday, and I'm gonna have to bitch my way out of a class (Speech, as if I want to be forced to give boring speeches about subjects I don't care about in front of a class full of idiots who don't even give a damn about their futures.). They decided I should be in that class instead of giving me Art II, Japanese I, Latin I, Art History, Computer Applications, Ceramics and Pottery, or allow me to take two math courses this year instead of the one I'm gonna be in. I requested everyone of those. Not once did I say or submit anything requesting to be in... Speech... There's no possible way all of those were filled when they made my schedule(They make Juniors schedules second, only behind the Seniors). I hate those people so much. They did it on purpose. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 19:26, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep. I cut out the crap, leaving only the finest Kylie goodness. It's dangerously random, but works. Frankly, it has me doing the Locomotion. Jump up! Jump Back! I think I've got the knack. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 16:57, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
K33P If only because of the quote....someone fix the red links, though. Chocolate Rain 17:54, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep I think there's some potential here, if someone were to skim off the nonsense. Slap an ICU tag on it and if no one takes mercy, delete it then. --Mr. MonkeyPant-hoot here. 21:50, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Eh, rewrite tag it. Also, her name is an anagram of You Like Minge, which is among my favourite anagrams. --UU - natter13:38, Aug 6
Kerkill Too random. Frankie, she has been a well-known pop star for YEARS(sometime in the 1980's to today). But this current article sucks too much to keep. Let Mickey do a rewrite. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 17:04, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete. It's rare that I disagree with Modus, but I would like our page on Kylie to be a bit less random than this. MrNFork you! 17:41, Aug 5
What's with all the Australian stuff on VFD all of a sudden? Kylie is the biggest pop star in the world, apart from America. I'd like to rewrite this someday soon, but the original doesn't really need to be there to do this. I might need an Aussie's help, if anyone would like to volunteer at this juncture. --15Mickey20(talk to Mickey) 16:20, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
I don't know jack all about Kylie to make it funny :/ sorry --SirDJ~Irreverent 13:51, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Wait! Australia is a real place? You're shitting me! I mean, c'mon...marsupials, vegemite, a continent shaped like a Scotty dog's head? They're totally made up. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 23:52, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Sigh Back in 2005, we used to have a separate article for every single ASCII character. And things were BETTER then, believe you me! I also wore a turnip on my belt, as was the style at the time. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 01:45, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Meh. As far as stubs go, this one actually made me laugh. But it's still a stub with no pictures and no real purpose. But it made me laugh. But it's a stub. But I laughed. Stub. Abstain -OptyCSucks! CUN23:31, 5 Aug
A stub that can go places later on. It's funny, but it's a stub. Why don't we just put an {{ICU}} tag on it? DotJasperDotNot!MgtNutellaUnProvisePee ReviewASA !!!!! 00:49, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
We only use ICU for new articles. This is VFD (the execution room). This particular stub has been hanging around since 9 May 2005. If it was going to go places, I suspect it would have by now... If ya find it funny though dude... Vote Keep! MrNFork you! 00:56, Aug 6
Also, pages with {{ICU}} that aren't edited after one week are deleted, and since nobody cares about this article, putting it in ICU would be effectively the same as deleting it, but slower. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 01:50, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
KEEP! Now you are just mad! Mad I tell you! This is a literary masterpiece. I added this to the McDs template and everything... MrNFork you! 13:24, Aug 5
Weak Keep. Sure, it's stupid and stubby. But it's at least mildly amusing, which is more than you can say for a lot of the rest of the articles on VFD. --mrmonkey72 15:45, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Keep That pic is hilarious --SirDJ~Irreverent 15:46, 5 August 2008 (UTC)
Delete Although "Michael Shields (born 21 September 1986 in Liverpool, England) is a football fan who gained notoriety when, on May 30, 2005, he nearly killed Bulgarian Citizen named Martin Georgiev with a paving slab in the Black Sea resort of Golden Sands, Bulgaria after a violent city brawl." It's still pants. MrNFork you! 17:59, Aug 5
Delete.— 
Keep. - I think it could be an idea to put the rewrite tag here--
Midget cockpunching terrorists
A stub that can go places later on. It's funny, but it's a stub. Why don't we just put an {{ICU}} tag on it? 
