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Cockapoo

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Symbol delete vote Delete.: This doesn't look like it has any chance to really have content and be funny, it's always gonna be toilet humor. --mrmonkey72 23:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

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  • Mrmonkey72: This article was created today. It doesn't belong on VFD. This page is for articles at least a week old. I've already submitted it to QVFD earlier today, that's where you want to put newer articles. -RAHB 00:41, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Unvalid nomination. Be more careful next time, Mrmonkey72. I huffed the page (because it sucked. "Hehe! Let's make jokes about poopy!". Pah!) Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:36, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

πŸ”’ :Category:Aardvark H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep. All categories are pointless. This one is also pointless, but I put some stuff in it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Also, Hyperbole, that's funny because that's what I usually say about your mom. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Dammit! Hyperbole went and did something useful again. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:55, Jul 25
  • Meh I hate stupid categories like this, but I guess it's not doing any harm. -RAHB 22:20, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • PoopsmithHead (Pooped by The Woodburninator) Pointless category. The main reason I'm pooping this is cos I'm trying to annoy Cajek and I know Dexter loves voting on Categories... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:36, Jul 25 MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:55, Jul 25
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  • When even the nominator won't stand behind the nom, I say "Keeped". Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:38, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

The Week Ahead

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Zacky Vengeance

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  • delete. listy bandcruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:13, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Seems more like a rant to me. No good lines anywhere. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 15:23, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Listy, ranty, bandy, shitty... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:38, Jul 25
  • Delete. Shitty, ranty, bandy... Nice list though. I'm lying. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:57, Jul 25
  • Unfortunately this article has received an unsatisfactory mark on its evaluation record followed by death. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Mole-playing games

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  • Delete. It's a bad pun. Normally, I wouldn't hold that against it (I love bad puns) but it's stubby, unfunny, and should probably have been ICU'd on creation. Oh, and it includes Chuck... --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:16, Jul 25
  • delete. 'delete' doesn't rhyme with 'mole'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:07, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 15:12, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. A mole with no soul. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:53, Jul 25
  • delete but it might be a fun one to rewrite. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:04, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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M6

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  • Delete. Short, crap, only one edit in two years, and not linked from anywhere. --UU - natter UU Manhole 14:04, Jul 25
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:06, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 15:14, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Not sure if this is about motorways or government organisations (who would know about them anyway?) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:50, Jul 25
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:56, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Very weak delete - damn it, there are some funny jokes in there. "It turned out Denmark was happening next door" made me laugh. The French intelligence team consisting of by-definition-stupid women made me laugh. Yet somehow the whole is less than the sum of its parts. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:38, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Social gyroscope

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  • delete. i read it three times and i still don't get it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. Great nomination Gerry... You are now really a valued part of the VFD team... :-) (Will anyone get this???) ... No seriously Gerry. It's nice you are paying attention. ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:25, Jul 25
...i don't get it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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Carl Weathers

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  • delete. i started to fix the redlinks, then i said to myself, 'is this worth keeping?' you decide! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I don't think so. Unfunny, random, nothing particularly redeeming about it. Mind you, thank fuck they at least didn't try to set him up as another Chuck clone... --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:50, Jul 25
  • Kerkill it with a brick. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 13:53, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:57, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:37, Jul 25
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Zombie Lawyer

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Jackopaws

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Janet Weiss

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Daniel Boone

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πŸ”’ Cricket H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep. There is some stuff in there worth saving. A good de-crufting session would help, and I'll happily put it on my watchlist to help keep the idiotic IPs from ruining it. Could be a candidate for colonisation. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:57, Jul 25
  • Keep Don't be silly. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:20, Jul 25
  • keep. i'd offer to fix this up, but i have no idea what cricket is. is it hockey? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:46, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Colonize this puppy. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 13:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. It's not terrible and there is some stuff that's decent in here. Just needs some big editing sessions from someone who knows about cricket. --mrmonkey72 20:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep -RAHB 23:03, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's had a rewrite tag on now for over a month, and it's had no substantial improvements. It's become a magnet for idiots, so that the article that exists now is just utter nonsense. User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 10:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote delete on principle I didn't read it at all, but it IS a little too Englandy for my taste.   Le Cejak <14:39, 25 Jul 2008> (just kidding)
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  • I agree the IPs etc. have taken over the article, which is a pity because there's some really good stuff in there. But what's to say a total rewrite won't have the same attentions? I call for a concerted rewrite/pruning by a bunch of cricketing Unyclopedians. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:54, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Great. Please vote! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:20, Jul 25
Fair enough. Just after more than a month of rewrite, its been a bit slow! I can't commit unfortunately, have a dissertation to write... User-Gladstone-icon Rt Hon W E Gladstone MP GOM | Converse | Icons-flag-gb Yorks Rose 11:41, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
MrN: I don't have an opinion either way: whether it's deleted or not is for the community as a whole to decide. The last time I checked we were deleting articles on their quality, not the number of people who vote against it. Or is that an archaic rule and I am a dinosaur now? :) -- Hindleyite Converse 14:35, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
Hea, Hindleyite... :-) Well, Mr Dilldos was trying to discourage people from abstaining on VFD in a forum he was involved in a while back I think. Kinda along the lines that if you have taken the effort to read an article and make a comment, you could as well have voted. Personally, if I'm not fussed either way, I tend to lean in the direction of a Keep vote. Also... You sir are very much part of the community as a whole... ;-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:45, Jul 25

Keeped Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:39, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Grand Theft Auto: Heaven

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  • Don't for get your {{VFD}} tags DJ. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:02, Jul 25

Barrel Roll

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  • Actually there are a few good lines in there. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:35, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Paris Hilton (President)

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Things I would be happy to never see again on Uncyclopedia:
  1. Clumsy, childish grammar.
  2. Huge, needless lists.
  3. Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie erotic slashfics.

--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

  • That just may be the longest list on Uncyc (outside of Worst 100s). Delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecΔ§] [kurk] [25/07 08:26]
  • This is fucking terrible. -RAHB 08:29, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete That list is piddly compared to some I've seen... and my dick ohohohohoohohoohohhhooho seriously this article is total shite --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:31, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:37, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Really crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:42, Jul 25
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Eastern mysticism

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  • Abstain - I like the idea of using oriental chars, but this really needs a rewrite.Simsilikesims 00:21, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

God's Linux Channel

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Musical Triangle

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Broek op Langedijk

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πŸ”’ Medusa H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep - I think it's a great stub! Staring at Medusa's tits to keep from being turned to stone? A superpower of not going crazy with snakes hissing on her head all the time? Whatever User:Andrenavarro was smoking, I want some. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:03, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep There's a reason why I didn't add it to my list after I reverted. Plus, the Samuel L. Jackson quote actually works on this. I say feature! --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 19:29, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Acceptable stub. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:38, Jul 24
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WFLSC

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Extreme Bingo

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Trapezoid

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yea, this is one of my early, early articles, and i'm totally stumped on how to make it not suck, so i figured i'd throw it to a delete vote. it appears as though it is not worthy to exist on uncyclopedia, which means i can stop thinking about it. if this is a shocking abuse of VFD, then i wouldn't mind a ban of a few hours or so. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:02, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
Since others have edited it, it's technically ineligible for QVFD. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 17:07, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

πŸ”’ Inebriated H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep - I'm finding this one salvageable. It's coherent, the prose is good... it's not hilarious, but it's a decent template for others to work with. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:25, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Inebriated is the altered state of consciousness now scientifically proven to be necessary to the survival of the human species. Perhaps move it to a better title though, I dunno. -RAHB 06:55, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Has a promising idea, I'd say. Rewrite tag. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:35, Jul 24
  • keep. rewrite at worst. -SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:17, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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πŸ”’ Dollar store H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep "A Dollar Store is a retail establishment that sells money" is a good idea for an article, and I think this alone makes it worth keeping. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:50, Jul 23
  • Keep I came across this yesterday, felt the same as MrN about it. -RAHB 17:41, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Needs some expansion, though. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:25, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - actually a pretty cute little stub, this one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:58, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Weak Keep Let see if we can expand on this one. Otherwise bring it back here after a couple of months and we'll decide its final fate. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [citation needed] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:09, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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Mikhail Botvinnik

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  • It's not bad - it's just obviously not finished. Not finished enough for mainspace, to be sure. Since Rangeley is still an active Uncyclopedian, I'd be inclined to just leave him a message on his talk page and ask him to move it into userspace until he can finish it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:53, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Hyper: I'm sure Rangeley will spot this nomination if he is interested in the article. Obviously he can move it to his user space if he wishes, but my vote stays as I don't think this should be in mainspace. He has not edited it for 3 years after all... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:01, Jul 24
  • Well, he seems to be on a five-day break right now... I don't know, I'd be kind of sad if I came back from, say, a trip, only to see "Oh btw one of your articles was pants so we deleted it. sry." Like... that couldn't have happened during the 90% of the time I am here? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:23, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Are ya suggesting that we should contact every user before making a VFD nomination? How long would we wait for a response? If the article gets deleted and he wants it back the admin can restore and move to userspace. It's not really "dead" ya know. I'm guessing it's on his watchlist and if his preferences are set accordingly an e-mail will be sent when the VFD tag is put on the page. ;-) You lost me with the "that couldn't have happened during the 90% of the time I am here?" line??? Also dude... He has not edited it for 3 years, and it's as short as a midget standing in a hole! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:20, Jul 24
  • I think we should contact every author who is both 1) active and 2) established before making a VFD nomination, yes. Nominations of pages by active and established authors account for probably less than a percent of VFD noms, so it's not like it would cause us any massive burden. I just think it's bad policy to be running around deleting active and established users' articles without soliciting their input first - it's exactly the kind of policy with the potential to drive our numbers down. I just know that if I came back from a five-day wikibreak to see that some of my work had been deleted by committee, I'd be fucking pissed and possibly disinclined to keep editing. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:47, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • I see where you are coming from Hyper, but I'm not sure it makes sense. If they want it restored to user space they can have it, so what's the problem? VFD is too slow as it is. The last thing I want to see is more process slowing it down. Where do you draw the line over who is "active", how long do we wait for a reply and how would we keep track of it all? Are some users more important than others? ... I think it's actually a lot higher than %1 myself... Also, what does "established" mean anyway, and why does it make a difference if they are "new" or not? Maybe you should consider starting a topic about this on the talk page. This is not really the place to debate this one... :-)

This also makes interesting reading...

* 15:25, 24 July 2008 Modusoperandi (Talk | contribs) huffed "Mikhail Botvinnik" β€Ž (failed VFD (7:1))
* 03:42, 14 November 2007 Rangeley (Talk | contribs) hacked up "Mikhail Botvinnik" β€Ž (15 revisions restored)
* 17:36, 5 August 2007 Zombiebaron (Talk | contribs) huffed "Mikhail Botvinnik" β€Ž (The tribunal has spoken.)

Interesting eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:42, Jul 24

Battle of Corpus Christi

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πŸ”’ The Theory of Children Older than their Parents H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • delete. deeply disturbing. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 14:56, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I obviously missed the joke. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:54, Jul 23
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πŸ”’ Ultimate Question H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • delete. random listy quotish nonsense. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:08, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Perform quoticide on this, there's next to nothing left. A couple of the quotes are possibly tolerable, the rest aren't up to much, and what's left isn't worth it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:37, Jul 23
  • Delete UU's right. I may move a couple of those quotes to UnQuotable. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:05, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Move the good ones to Unquotable. -RAHB 17:52, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:30, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Burning at the stake

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Jeet Kune Do

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Decidember

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  • Delete A weak concept which did not take me a month to decide on. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:42, Jul 23
  • Delete I have no idea what the concept of having "pi days" set aside for Ann Coulter to roam the earth has to do with either December or deciding. I've just overthought this, haven't I. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 00:37, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill The whole calendar needs a good rewrite. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 01:20, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Bah -RAHB 01:55, 24 July 2008 (UTC)
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Doublethink

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The Matrix II Reblosted

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Lmao

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The Matrix (films)

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The Matrix I

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  • delete. this is a long one, but it's random and weird. also, it was directed by chuck norris, written by chuck norris and chuck norris, and stars chuck norris, so you know it's good! --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:15, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - I think the Matrix theme should not be a saga, If there is to be one it should be defintive Matrix parody--Sycamore (Talk) 16:06, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Plus, it has that one damn picture I hate. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 16:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. It's had some effort put in, but I did not find it fun to read. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:05, Jul 23
  • Delete Another terrible one. -RAHB 18:15, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 18:52, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Megafelis

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Dude, Where's My Albatross?

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Dude, Where's My Car?

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Nintendo Uu

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Dude, Where's My Pocket

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πŸ”’ The Answer to The Great Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • delete. i've neither read the book nor seen the movie, but even if i had i don't think i would find this article worthy of existence. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:05, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I love the books, quite like the movie, and dislike this. It's mainly a bit of wibble about the conservative party anyway, none of which is funny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:33, Jul 23
  • Kerkill per Gerrycheevers. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 15:57, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:09, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:42, Jul 23
  • Delete -RAHB 17:50, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Reverted back to old version, semi-protected.--Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:51, 23 July 2008 (UTC)

Puppy Universe

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Grand monk's prayer

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Cesspool

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Science Dictionary

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  • Delete I'm trying to understand how this could be expanded, or made more funny. Not really the kind of thing we are after... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 10:12, Jul 23
  • As much as I'd like to say move to Undictionary (yes, I know it's deprecated), it's probably true (hell, from what I know the electromagnetic radiation one is true). Thus, delete. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecΔ§] [kurk] [23/07 10:24]
  • delete. what? --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 12:45, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 12:48, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dull and facty. A real snooze. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:25, Jul 23
  • Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb β€’ Dexter111344 β€’ Complain here 15:43, 23 July 2008 (UTC)
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Europium

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Mountain brook

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Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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πŸ”’ Zodiac H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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Dalek

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