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Unfunny and random. I don't know what else to say except that I don't like his band, although I guess that isn't really relevant when concerning the content of the page. /me shuts up --Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:57, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill An IP on the talkpage says he isn't the clown, that's he's the leatherface, and that even people who aren't fans know this... I didn't. Not like it matters. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 01:13, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill First off, Jimmy Carter lives in Plains, south of Columbus/Fort Benning. Secondly, this sucks. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 00:14, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete WoW. Considering that Hardwick Fundlebuggy has edited this... MrNFork you! 00:19, Jul 18
Keep I could not see any cyberbullying, and it's got a WIP tag on it. I suggest you contact the author letting them know that this kinda of thing will not be kept, and that they should improve the article. Add it to your watch list, and if they remove the WIP without improving it, nom it then. MrNFork you! 21:22, Jul 14
Ineligible. Created in the last week and WiP tagged. Given there's been no action since the day it was created except to put the VFD tag on, that action has probably prolonged the life of the article by a couple of days. --UU - natter11:17, Jul 17
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Delete. Too late for QVFD, but this article already sounds like mocking vanity. Simply put, it already sucks and is made for somebody who actually knows of the college/university/institute/whatever. Would be best for the Indian Uncyclopedia...if we have one? Some of the recent edits, especially those regarding the sports for the hostels, appear to be cyberbullying as well. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:44, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete I don't like this! mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
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There is no {{VFD}} tag on the article. MrNFork you! 21:22, Jul 14
Also this was created on 11 July 2008... MrNFork you! 02:26, Jul 15
It wouldn't be fair to delete it while it's a WIP, but I hope I find at least one thing to laugh about after the WIP tag expires. --Naughtius MaximusF@HWoof! MeowMUN 18:34, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep - It made me laugh. It actually had a pretty clever punchline. No, it's not like a full-fledged FA candidate, but amusing stubs are worth keeping. Electrons are not expensive. pillow talk 17:09, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep I'll clean it up a bit after the vote. The author demonstrates coherency and some sign of humor. -RAHB 18:22, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Mathcruft that survived deletion in February (by a 4-to-5 vote) and hasn't been touched since. Come on guys, really? REALLY?!? IT ISN'T EVER GOING TO BE REWRITTEN! Get rid of it already! --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 15:53, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete - Meh, this is crap. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 03:42, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete - OK concept but it falls flat. If you have ideas to improve it RAHB, why not move it to your userspace? You could probably re-submit it to the mainspace, if it was improved enough.--Naughtius MaximusF@HWoof! MeowMUN 18:48, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete and redirect to Family Guy. If there's one thing I hate, it's unfunny stuff about stuff that is funny. What are we trying to do, make the next Date Movie? pillow talk 01:12, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
OMGs, But Date Movie was so lol! They are making another one of those crap movies titled "Disaster Movie." Prepare for the utter shit now. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:56, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Let's start this one again... MrNFork you! 23:13, Jul 17
Obvious delete. pillow talk 23:19, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill The 2005 versions were better than the current, but it's not worth keeping either. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 23:27, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Though, for some odd reason, the only the I found to be really weird is: “Yo-Yo Ma ate my hamster.” ~ Yul Brynner. What's up with everyone mentioning Yo Yo Ma all the time? I mean, yeah, he's a good cellist, but damn! --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 18:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete"Yul Brynner (originally Yul George Walnut Foreman Brynner) was ejaculated out of the penis of Queen Victoria on July 7 1877" Um, hang on should we really be deleting this??? OK, probably... MrNFork you! 19:50, Jul 17
Sigh. I'll pour out a little beer for this one. pillow talk 23:00, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Author(s) seem to run out of idea after introduction. Crappy shameless advertisement near the end only make it worse. --Ace Attacker 09:34, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
But now the Kwistokalian and his friend are now dead ever since the demolition of the planet Earth. You don't say. pillow talk 21:46, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete I guess. I've noticed a terrible trend. "I'm starting out with a pretty well though out idea and at least a decent intro, now I'm going to slowly progress into idiotic nothingness." -RAHB 01:08, 18 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Short, crappy. Seems to just be bashing on already shitty bands. Crappy "history" section. Also doesn't seem to realize that breakdowns exist outside of hardcore music. -RAHB 07:39, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete I will be happy to see it go. The article that is. MrNFork you! 02:28, Jul 17
Delete Incomprehensible-Phantom-Lord 02:38, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Sigh - It could have been so much better if it weren't just a list of many instruments and an announcement that they will eat me. pillow talk 02:47, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete It lost me at Eggplant. If there's anything good here, it's way over my head. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 18:02, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
When realized in a poodle program, the cucumber is represented by an interface, which shields a corresponding implementation. - the author seems to have confused the concepts of vocabulary and comedy. pillow talk 01:13, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Though, in the history, I found that this is where it turned it to sexcruft. Prior to that it was just random crap, though. Maybe y'all would like this version better... --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 18:56, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete That's so terrible. -RAHB 23:06, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
gave over 37 hand jobs when she was 9 and 17 blow jobs when she was 12 - wow! Pedophilia quantified! pillow talk 01:09, 17 July 2008 (UTC)
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What? Is there something funny here I'm missing? I don't think so. -RAHB 07:12, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Truly unfunny and hasn't really changed much since it's creation. Only a couple sentences and you can barely make out anything that is even being said. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 07:23, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Short sections, lots of name-dropping, pointless randomness, etc. -RAHB 07:35, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill There is a dildo called the Magic Bullet... Serious. Come on people! Why not incorporate this fact?!? Not hard people... --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 07:53, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Even though I know what the magic bullet is, what has been referred to as the magic bullet and have an idea of what was the attempt for this article, er, no, it doesn't work. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP•
Delete What's there isn't Godawful, but there's so little of it, and it's not particularly genius. Only edited twice since 06, one by Fnoodle. Don't think the IP that wrote it is ever gonna push it anywhere. -RAHB 07:25, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep - I liked it. pillow talk 18:50, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep. The last bit wanders, but none of it is crap. VFD is for crap. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 22:43, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep I'd suggest merging with Egypt, but the Egypt article is in even worst shape than this. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 20:04, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep - honestly, I don't think it's that bad. It's not funny to me, but it might be funny to an actual player of Tremulous. pillow talk 20:57, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep After another look through, this has got just enough funny to pull it out of the gamecruft category. Someone could probably strip out the shite, and make a half (OK, maybe quarter) decent article without too much bother... MrNFork you! 00:13, Jul 12 -- My bad. MrNFork you! 21:28, Jul 13
Weak Keep- Lose the 1337$p33k and it'll be passable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Random, unfunny gamecruft that has lasted for far too long. I found no good versions. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 20:23, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Well I had a go at removing the crap, and realised that there was virtually nothing left. My bad. This IS cruft. Sorry chaps. MrNFork you! 21:28, Jul 13
Delete. Just really poor. --UU - natter08:44, Jul 14
Weak Delete It feels bad to toss out so much content wholesale, but I have to agree with MrN. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 01:40, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Weak Delete - Not really offensively bad anymore, just not funny either. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 03:26, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
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Anyone who thinks this is fixable... I invite you to try. I did and failed. MrNFork you! 20:50, Jul 15
Well, do you play Tremulous? It's my opinion that this can't be fixed through deletion alone, but it certainly can be fixed. pillow talk 02:33, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete Although the addition of the word "boobies" in the latter part of the article does add some comedic flair, I struggle to find much elsewhere. MrNFork you! 00:07, Jul 16
Homosexual bikers on Asian crotch rockets. Yep. It goes. pillow talk 02:36, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
More Sonic related crap. Although, I must admit, there's a kind of retarded side to me that actually laughed at some of this. But, no, it's all total bullshit, and needs to be done away with. --Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:41, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill It's just like all Sonic games post the DreamCast (Except the Sonic Rushes. Those are good.) --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 03:09, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Even though "guy who writes children's books and suddenly changes writing style after the first one" is a pretty decent idea. The article sucks. -RAHB 07:34, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete The very first sentence (inside the quote) should give you a pretty good idea of the effort that went into this. -RAHB 07:17, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete I'm not sure if the author was thinking of 'XML' or the VAX operating system 'VMS'. I suspect the former. There are actually some parts of the prose which are not total rubbish, but I don't see anyone other than the original author ever turning this into a decent article. For that reason I vote delete. Also, my nose still hurts. MrNFork you! 16:46, Jul 14
Delete. No, MrN9000, this is about XMMS - a freeware version of WinAmp that runs on Linux. I used to use it when I went through my Linux phase back in '99. There really isn't anything funny about it, and I don't think this article found any hidden comedy gold in the subject, either. pillow talk 17:12, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep Well I saw a few nice ideas in there. It's more than barely acceptable and the text is far from an anarchy. I'm rather fond of this kind of article actually... MrNFork you! 05:33, Jul 13
Delete I found this while working on the Template:Bear and even after deleting a huge mess of repeated red links, this thing is a mess. I don't think that the idea is undeemable, I just don't have the inclination to fix it. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 21:08, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
I added the {{VFD}} tag for you Prettiestpretty. Please don't forget to add this in future when nominating on VFD or Under user might invite you over to his house and play you some of his music "collection"... MrNFork you! 05:35, Jul 13
Me? Not likely! I've crossed swords with the divine Ms Pretty by accident before, and would rather stay on her more attractive good side! (Mind you, my music collection as a threat? What's wrong with Stevie Wonder followed by Suicidal Tendencies? ;-) ) --UU - natter09:03, Jul 14
Kept. Now play some music UU. ~ 11:21, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Hannah Montana: The Movie
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Really, really God awful, and it starts going on about Chuck Norris, as if he's relevant or something. *psh* Yeah, right! --Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:51, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Yea, it's bad and always has been. MrNFork you! 22:54, Jul 14
Kerkill Only thing I found funny was this quote: “This game was the best game everr- And It made our asses even richer. We're awesome either way.” ~ Reggie Fils-Aime. Everything else just completely sucked. Plus, Chuck Norris. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 02:41, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Words can't possibly describe how bad this is. Chuck Norris doesn't even make a huge appearance in this article. It's just so terribly awful....UGH! -RAHB 07:44, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete - Chuck Norris getting his own section in an irrelevant article = automatic shit. --MelvanaInChains 07:47, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. This may end up being recreated within a day, but I don't care. This article sucks. Most of the page consists of crappy lists and quotes, many parts of which are nearly identical to others found within the same section. Also, 2006 agrees with me. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 20:00, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
"(born Honoré de Ballsack)" is the only thing that I find even remotely funny, for some reason. A terrible character from an awful show that attracts many, many stupid people. I too don't care if this ends up recreated. Couldn't we just CVP or CRP it? --Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:13, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete and permanently ban all editors who appear in the article history. Maybe redirect to Family Guy? That article is also quite awful, but at least we could keep all the idiocy in one spot. pillow talk 20:16, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete I don't get it. If Uncyclopedia is for original humor, why do people add direct quotes from so many sources that are not Uncyclopedia or themselves? /facepalm -RAHB 07:15, 15 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete If anyone tries to write this article again, I challenge them to do it without using the word "rectum" once, much less in every other sentence. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 19:49, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Reluctant delete - something about Syndrome's comment in conjunction with this article struck me as hilarious. I almost want to slap the comment at the bottom of the article and keep it. But, no... let's delete it instead. pillow talk 20:17, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Weak delete - I don't find it random at all; it tells the military history of the last couple centuries as though it were an international sporting event. I'm reluctant to delete it, because obviously a lot of work went into it. But I also don't think it's funny... or even readable. pillow talk 17:16, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
What about the main bloodbath article? They've both been on Uncyclopedia a long time and they're both more weird than funny, but they have a lot edits, which maybe means they're important somehow? I don't know. I forgot what I was saying. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 19:52, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Apparently Bloodbath was featured... You might have trouble getting that deleted. ;-) MrNFork you! 21:10, Jul 14
Headless Chicken Mode at Rationalwiki
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Delete Headless Chicken Mode was intended to be a serious article; it wasn't meant to be funny, and it shows. Furthermore, it was copypasted from another site. The version ported here was written by me, and I object to its wholesale copying without due credit (sorry, but "Sporked from RationalWikiWiki" at the bottom in small font does not cut it). HansJohnsonas in "keep ya hans off my"(cover your eyes!) 23:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. If only there were a humor wiki that documented the petty drama of other websites no one cares about. Oh, wait. pillow talk 23:28, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
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This may or may not be relevant, but the user who pasted the article here, Proxima Centauri, (whom I work with elsewhere) is a notorious wiki-whore, renowned for thoughtlessly spamming her favorite articles across wikis far and wide. HansJohnsonas in "keep ya hans off my"(cover your eyes!) 23:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Could you provide us with some external links which demonstrate that this is plagiarism Hans? MrNFork you! 23:23, Jul 14
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