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Hmm. What's going on here? Is this an English-space category that redirects to a space in another language? Would it be appropriate to move it to, say, Babel:LV/Category:Baltija and let people over there deal with it? pillow talk 17:53, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
All the language stuff is foreign to me... MrNFork you! 05:37, Jul 13
General explanation of the language stuff: A lot of languages have their own Uncyc's, such as pt:Página principal and de:I have no fucking idea what Main Page is in German. Some don't, but have articles in that language here under Babel:[language code]/Article, as Babel:LV/Latvija here. If I've read this correctly (and I can't read Latvian, so good chance I'm wrong, but meh), the cat's just keeping track of it. And what Hype said wouldn't work, as that's in Babel, not category. ~~Heeren["Meh"][tecħ][kurk][13/07 16:39]
Sorry, HV. I still don't get it! Um, what is it and why should it be here? "Keeping track of it"??? MrNFork you! 16:43, Jul 13
Basically: in the old days before we got separate wikis for the wacky foreigners, they all put there stuff in the "Bable:" namespace. It made a big mess, and it was tough as hell to administer. So we shipped them all off to separate wikis, which was pretty good for all involved. This category appears to be a remnant of the Latvian contingent. However, since its been around since 2006 and nobody from the Latvian Uncyclopedia has bothered to put it up for deletion (I'm talking about both this category and the lone article in it), we may take matters into our own hands. I hope that explains it, MrN9000. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 07:26, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Ahh. So where do babies come from again? OK... I suggest we delete the suckers then... Oh, I did. :-) MrNFork you! 11:26, Jul 14
Yeah, but I still can't vote delete. I've got stock in these things you know. I mean... Shit... --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 13:14, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete Anyone know what all this is about? Carlb, are you there sir? MrNFork you! 23:35, Jul 11
Kerkill I got no idea. Seems like some it was suppose to become a list of translators or something. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 00:15, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. I'm honestly not sure this was even intended as comedy. Whatever it was, it's just a dead link now. pillow talk 04:53, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep - Unless we protected it, something worse would instantly spring up in its place. And do we really want to delete and protect such a topical person? I say: let's just let the spree of edits run its course and try to weed out the worst of them. pillow talk 20:39, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep It's been edited by 5 people since May. What's the problem again? MrNFork you! 20:48, Jul 13
Reluctant Keep Per Hyperbole. It's still pretty shit though. -RAHB 23:25, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep and revert to original version but hide the second comment. Then, finish it off by protecting it. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 00:09, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
NUKE. This page is edited SO frequently and SO unfunnily that there's not a chance in hell that an ICU template would stay there. This article has no hope. --SPYAdministrator(Complain|I rock|In memoriam)HMRFRAWH 19:05, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete - this is quite fucking horrible. pillow talk 17:23, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete I'd wikiport this to Illogicopedia but I don't know how, short of copying and pasting. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 20:12, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Paraguay does not have a capital. I kid you not. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 22:42, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete So terribly awful. -RAHB 23:16, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Wait, what Dragon Ball Z, Santa Claus, Spongebob, and all that other stuff have to do with Asunción? --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 00:21, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
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Hea Ilikepie2221. Welcome to VFD... If we are going to redirect an article, we will delete it first and then redirect it afterwards. If you want that to happen you need to put your vote in the delete section. If you actually have the title of an article which you would like it to be redirected to, please leave a link to that article in your vote. Thanks. MrNFork you! 16:25, Jul 13
[EC] Just pointing out that we don't actually have an article on Asunción. No, I didn't have to look that up. What? ~~Heeren["Meh"][tecħ][kurk][13/07 16:27]
We don't have a page on Asunción, so I just huffed it. Take that, capital of some country! SirModusoperandiBoinc! 02:24, 14 July 2008 (UTC)
Bush administration
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Delete Surely this should be about pubic hair? MrNFork you! 16:14, Jul 13
(Pooped by Cajek) who I just kicked in the pants. Only one irrelevant article in it. MrNFork you! 16:54, Jul 12
Delete Yay, another worthless category. -OptyCSucks! CUN17:01, 12 Jul
Delete It's neither useful nor funny. Which isn't to say that single-article categories have no place on Uncyclopedia - personally, I'd be sad if someone deleted Category:Synods. I think it's just pretty funny that that even exists. pillow talk 17:51, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Because I want to see Dex try to gouge my balls out through my nose. -RAHB 07:18, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
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Dexter! It's got ONE ARTICLE IN IT! MrNFork you! 17:59, Jul 12
Lonely concept seeks an article. me: 25yo SWF, 5'3" 270, curvy and voluptuous, very slutty. you: HWP, very rich. no mind games. pillow talk 04:59, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete - although, after reading this, I have become very concerned about the El Mierdas cult. Apparently, they eat their own poo and smell each others' asses. pillow talk 04:56, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Nah, as I said when I edited it, there ain't much there. --UU - natter08:17, Jul 13
Delete per discussion. pillow talk 17:31, 13 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete but only if it's all right with UU. If he's planning to do any more with this one, I obviously trust him.pillow talk 23:54, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Trust him? Well, maybe I should tell you about the time I lent him my lawn mower... The cutting remarks afterwards were terrible. Is that meant to be in the wrong box Hyper, cos it don't count as a delete vote if it's there. MrNFork you! 00:01, Jul 12
Nah, I put it here on purpose. I want UU's okay before I move it up. pillow talk 04:36, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Move it. I removed some crap during a maintenance spree and really don't give a toss about it! --UU - natter08:17, Jul 13
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Delete Help me out here. Is this a mound of shite? MrNFork you! 23:35, Jul 11
Delete! And here I was hoping for an article on a more appealing kind of mound... pillow talk 23:49, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete I'm struggling to make my peace with this article and I see little sign of improvement. MrNFork you! 23:35, Jul 11
Delete. Several versions here look like a wheel-war between political ideologies - that kind of shit doesn't belong on Uncyclopedia. pillow talk 23:47, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill And MrN, your party is being ignored or mocked because you're stupid. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 00:03, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
We do allow people to say whatever they want about their political ideologies if they are funny enough when doing it Hyper... I'm struggling to get general acceptance of the MrNPants party line throughout the community however. MrNFork you! 23:51, Jul 11
Well, if I ever see an expression of political ideology that's funny, I'll let you know. I am interested in registering with the MrNPants Party, however. pillow talk 04:37, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Continued on Hyper's talkpage...MrNFork you! 12:37, Jul 12
Chaps. here and here is where the crap comes from... There is much worse than the above Beatles related number I believe. MrNFork you! 06:38, Jul 13
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Delete I think an article about Homer Simpsons sexuality would be awesome here. This is just a list though, and we don't like them at our lovely place of fun... MrNFork you! 23:35, Jul 11
IT IS THE WORST ARTICLE EVER. IT IS SO BAD. I HOPE IT GET SOME DELETED. pillow talk 04:40, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Flush! I think you know by now that when I say "Flush!", it means I'm wikiporting the article to Illogicopedia. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 12:48, Jul. 12, 2008
Kerkill And on the fifth day, Black Jesus came down and said, "This is a random crap stub from '06. What is wrong with you honkies?!? Kill this shit!" --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 20:23, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep It's not such a bad stub. It's coherent and not super-short. I wouldn't have a problem leaving it up until someone decides to rewrite it. Maybe stick a "rewrite" template on it, though. pillow talk 00:30, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete Not enough jokes about JC's use of playboy magazine. I think there is a David Ike thing going on here, but it's just not funny whatever it is. MrNFork you! 00:16, Jul 11
Keep We have to draw a line somewhere where stuff stops being towncruft and becomes something which people might actually want to read. This is far enough over the funny line to get my keep. MrNFork you! 12:10, Jul 9
Keep - Yeah, this is actually pretty clever. I'm not gonna waste my time reading all the way to the end, but, hey, electrons are cheap. --Hyperbole 20:19, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Userfy - obviously, the guy wants to keep working on this. Let's put it in his userspace and revisit this either when it's good or when he gives up. --Hyperbole 18:34, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. Escaped ICU last month, but it's basically incoherent and crap. --UU - natter11:03, Jul 8
Delete. I actually remember seeing this and thinking about putting a {{ICU|~~~~~|fix=|sub=random}} on it. I wish I had now... MrNFork you! 17:25, Jul 8
Bonner did. It just got removed again... --UU - natter17:52, Jul 8
Delete If the guy wants to keep it, move it to his space, but don't leave it in the main. -RAHB 08:34, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Though that is quite a group of users who created/edited this. Great job, Famine! --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 00:25, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Wow. I can't believe we had an admin who did such poor work. --pillow talk 00:36, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Weak delete. I feel like there's a funny article trapped in here, screaming to get out. "Number of pockets" as an example of genetic variation? That's actually pretty funny. Still, no edits since 2006, and this isn't one I'm interested enough in to adopt. pillow talk 21:32, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Crap to the bone. --UU - natter08:40, Jul 11
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Delete Sorry MrCleveland I think you need to read HTBFANJS and maybe even The Color Problem... OK, I'm whoring on VFD again... Always dangerous. MrNFork you! 21:05, Jul 10
Kerkill I remember that skit! It was pretty good... It isn't here. You know text based on comedy skits tend not to have the same hilarity as they did when acted out. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 21:26, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete15Mickey20 thinks we should redirect this to Schindler's Listcruft. I agree, but I think we need a VFD to decide. I'm a bugger like that. MrNFork you! 21:05, Jul 10
Redirecting is obviously something I'm up for... I did read Schindler's List before I started Schindler's Listcruft, to see if it could give me any ideas, and the only idea it gave me was that it was awful. pillow talk 21:14, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Random and name-droppy. Would be better served as a redirect. --UU - natter08:36, Jul 11
Redirect, obviously. I was thinking of VFDing it, but felt that its special combination of Hitler, Jesus, homosexuality and Marilyn Monroe with superpowers made it such an easy decision. --15Mickey20(talk to Mickey) 11:16, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
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It's long and not entirely pants. Mostly long. Perhaps there's a place for this? --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 01:29, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Stupid, ineffective, and is in all caps. Plus, he nominated himself forfuckssakes! --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 07:34, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. User request. Also, as a user request, you could've just put it on QVFD. I'd huff it right now for you, but I'm giving you some time to think about what you've done. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 15:30, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Oh this is an easy one - it's short and it sucks, get rid. --UU - natter08:47, Jul 11
Delete. The temptation to make a joke about UU being short and sucking was difficult to resist. Almost. MrNFork you! 08:56, Jul 11
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Delete Regular VFD voters will not be surprised to discover another lower than average article under this name... MrNFork you! 21:05, Jul 10
Delete What the fuck was that shit? If you stand in the right fucking place, there is no way you are going to fucking get into the goddamn whelps. pillow talk 21:18, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Redirect to wherever the hell in the timeline it needs to go. Just ugh. ~~Heeren["Meh"][tecħ][kurk][10/07 21:20]
Weak Keep I finished reading the Why? article to the end, and I think it has enough redeeming value that its source should stay. So maybe we should protect Qwertyuiop, the way we have Fisher Price and (at least, in the past) Mr winkler is GAY. One might ask if we already have too many meta-articles about shitty attempts at articles. But, then, one might also ask: can you have too many meta-articles about shitty attempts at articles? --Hyperbole 19:27, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep You cant possibly delete an article about one of the most popular Bewb metal band of the 1930's, along with The White Whiny Ass Crackas, and Yellow Racist Asians. ~ Source; [1] --SirDJ~Irreverent 04:52, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. - What in the name of fuck is this shit? (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 9, 13:53
Delete - and I suppose we'll also have to delete Why?:Qwertyuiop should be deleted?, which is interestingly much more coherent, but makes a strong point about the necessity of its own deletion. --Hyperbole 14:25, 9 July 2008 (UTC) Changing vote. --Hyperbole 19:27, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Unproperly nominated (no VFD template on page). I'm making an exception in the Dudeman case below, as that's a user request. When that page inevitably gets huffed, Dudeman will cease to exist. This amuses me to no end. Of course, I am quite mad. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 18:07, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep. Without BHOP, all that crap would be spread evenly across Uncylopedia. Do you really want that? Do you? SirModusoperandiBoinc! 15:32, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Ineffective. Just make me an admin. Articles such as those shall be crushed from ever existing in the first place. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 07:32, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete and ban all Uncyclopedia editors to make sure it doesn't happen again. --Hyperbole 15:23, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
Speedy keep. Comedy is serious business. Also, you forgot to tag the page, making this whole fiasco moot. Moot! SirModusoperandiBoinc! 15:28, 10 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete I don't get it. -RAHB 08:51, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete Well, if the "joke" is that there is no such thing as the British accent then this is one rather poor joke. What is going on over at the talk page, I have no idea. MrNFork you! 22:42, Jul 8
Delete. Honestly, I think it's salvageable - but since it was written by a drive-by IP, there doesn't seem to be anyone around to salvage it. --Hyperbole 20:16, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
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Tsawwassen, British Columbia
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Delete Um? Please educate me as to the humour which is to be found here... MrNFork you! 22:42, Jul 8
Delete I think it's supposed to be funny because of the way he pronounces the word throughout the whole article....and that's it.... -RAHB 08:37, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete - for the first three sections, I thought the author had mistaken us for Wikipedia. Then came the bad joke. --Hyperbole 20:17, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
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Max Von Sydow
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Destroy Starts with unfunny broken English and segues to a list. I admit I don't know who this guy is, but either way this is a terrible article. --SirIsaac 22:35, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Wow. I got nine words into it, and that was enough for me. --Hyperbole 22:45, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete "Max Carl Adolf von Sydow, (born April 10, 1929) is a well-known Swedish actor", but his Uncyc article deserves to die. MrNFork you! 00:10, Jul 9
Delete. Lonely. Crap. Random. Gets listy. No pics. Not funny. Etc etc. Get rid. --UU - natter10:58, Jul 8
Delete. Someone has put a lot of effort into this, but like UU I just can't see the point. I would suggest that the author try to watch a bit less Thomas the Tank Engine however... MrNFork you! 17:23, Jul 8
Delete - I don't know if it was that much effort. An IP scrawled it down in one sitting and then abandoned it. --Hyperbole 18:44, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Created in April. No edits since. Towntakeawaycruft. Not funny. Delete. Sentence fragment. --UU - natter10:53, Jul 8
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Delete seems to be a local restaurant so I doubt this would appeal to the world at large.--Sgt. Fluffy 17:01, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
Delete "It's so bad in my town because <insert ethnic group> does <insert questionable activity> out in the back alley of <insert local restaurant> and thinks they're (cool/gangsta/a ninja). HILARIOUS! -RAHB 08:22, 9 July 2008 (UTC)
Comment - I went ahead and rolled it back to the May 5 version. One thing you can do about vandalism is revert it. --Hyperbole 01:12, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
If you do roll back to an older version, don't forget to re-add the VFD template though... MrNFork you! 13:00, Jul 8
Hmm, you have a point there. (no, really, you should remember to zip up your pants) --Hyperbole 14:04, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
I'm going to poke your eye out with it. MrNFork you! 18:38, Jul 8
Heath Ledger
NUKE. This page is edited SO frequently and SO unfunnily that there's not a chance in hell that an ICU template would stay there. This article has no hope. --SPY
