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The Monarch

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TERMINATOR 4:Killer Babes On the Rise

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UnNews:Metal Gear Solid 4 is Satan

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  • Could ya give us a link to where this is plagiarised from Hyperbole? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:49, Jul 5
  • Well, the article cites its own source: http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html#mgs4. It's not (entirely) a cut-and-paste job, but it basically just retells the source's joke. In my mind, that qualifies as plagiarism - but maybe others will disagree. Guess we'll see. --Hyperbole 16:55, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • So you are asking us to actually make a "difficult decision" Hyperbole??? Dam dude. Um... It's not really news it's parodying, and it is just re-telling the same joke without adding a new twist or anything... So... If my understand of Uncyc policy on "difficult decisions" is correct, we do what we can to avoid making them, and usually try to come up with a way to avoid the issue. How about we just say this article is not funny, and delete it for that reason... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:20, Jul 5

Stafford

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Pope John Paul 2.1

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  • Delete Two of the worst topics on the site: The Pope and Microsoft. All rolled into one stubby article, that has the formatting of an UnNews anyways. -RAHB 10:26, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:43, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. A smattering of an idea, but not enough effort put in for it to be worth saving from a VFD. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:20, Jul 5
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 15:02, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:45, 6 July 2008 (UTC)
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Who's the Boss?

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Al Goretron vs Al Gorebot

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  • Delete Survived a VFD, (well, something happened, not sure it was a vote) back in 2005, but this articles time has now come. Let's put it out of its misery. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:23, Jul 4
  • Delete. Oh, I get it now. He's boring. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Yoooooou're time is gonna cooooooooome! Duh nuh duh nuh duuuh nuuuuuh. -RAHB 01:17, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:34, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - it's been a stub for three years. Looks like no one is going to finish this. --Hyperbole 08:07, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Idina Menzel

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  • Delete I actually got as far as downloading a pic for this article and then just could not be bothered to add it. It's fan cruft. What was I thinking... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:40, Jul 4
  • She kind of looks like Julia Roberts. Oh, yeah, the page isn't worth saving. A GOD, huh? --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 22:31, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 01:15, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:33, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - who writes an article on an extremely attractive woman and doesn't include a picture of her with her top photoshopped away? What an atrocity. --Hyperbole 08:09, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Up On The Rooftop

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  • Delete I simply have no idea what was going through the authors head. Maybe you do. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:40, Jul 4
  • This song has never been popular. Click click click. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 17:47, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • What's that? It sounds like. It SOUNDS LIKE!!! Up on the house top, etc. -RAHB 01:13, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 05:33, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. This aritikel should be worth more than one chuckle. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk Th stupidMewhenreadingstupidstuff Seizure Donuts 06:12, 5 July 2008 (UTC)
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Northeast United States

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Idm

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UnNews:Burger King sues Don King

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World war five

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Worldwide Drought of 2005-06

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  • Delete. Found this while browsing categories with just 1 page in them. This seems to be dull as ditchwater. In the history it says it was saved from Wikipedia by Keitei, but I'm struggling to see why. Happy to change my vote if anyone can explain why this should stay, but all I see is a big yawn. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:26, Jul 4
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 16:01, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Droll, though I guess we were more Wikipedia-centric back then (see Upper Peninsula War). ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:43]
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 17:13, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Yawn! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 17:47, Jul. 4, 2008
  • Delete. This and the Categories UU is talking about. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:51, Jul 4
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HowTo:Be like your favorite Celebrity

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Percy the Small/Homicidal Engine

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Rainbow Sprinkle Pegasii

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  • Delete. Plenty of effort, no coherence. Has the author considered ?pedia? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:18, Jul 4
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 16:00, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Yeah, this sounds like a ?Pedia Epic. Delete here though, way too random. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [4/07 16:46]
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 17:20, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • This will be featured at ?pedia -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 17:40, Jul. 4, 2008
  • Delete And someone get of their arse and take this to our friends at ?pedia. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:46, Jul 4
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Man-Spider

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Homo Oppressor

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Z transform

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Iced tea

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🔒 Death by twinkies H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep I actually liked the idea, so I fixed it up a bit. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:26, Jun 27
  • Keep - Good enough, I think. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:23, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. I thought it was quite an enjoyable little stub actually. ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:35]
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"Next, the convict is force fed twinkie, after twinkie, after twinkie, until they begin to vomit. At this point, the executioner straps the convict's mouth shut and straps the convict into the "bend over seat", which is a chair positioned so the person sitting in it is bending over. Next, the executioner beings force feeding the convict's asshole the twinkies. "
It has everything! Straps, twinkies, bums, executioners! What the hell do you guys want!?! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:18, Jul 3
I refer the honourable gentleman to my "eww" above. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:27, Jul 4
You will wish you had reconsidered when they bring the bend over seat out at your stag party mr "Under user"... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 08:31, Jul 4

Toolshed

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Cousins

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Shinola

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Boom! Crash! Boom!

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  • You know, it ain't bad, it's just boring. Is that enough for deletion? Not in my book, but I'll let the community decide seeing as I'm just an "old timer". Sigh. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:56, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
    • Oww! Was that an abstain? Ohh! You will get people mad! MAD I tells you. Or not. Blame that spinning star Jew type. You should probably vote keep though if you bother to do anything, and don't care either way. Otherwise you might be considered to be just kinda wasting everyone's time. Not like this post now. Not at all. This is all very important. Now, did I tell you all about the time found a picture of a sausage in the... BOOM! /me shoots self for the greater good of VFD... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:05, Jul 3

Constitutional Monarchy

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  • Delete Nothing wrong with a good rant, but this is not a good rant. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:55, Jul 3
  • Delete - that makes no real attempt to be funny really, does it? ~~Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk] [3/07 21:27]
  • Delete. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 21:38, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill The French rule cause of French Fries, not cause the beheaded their monarchs. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:50, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Fail -RAHB 02:58, 4 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Everyone knows supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:42, Jul 4
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Turp

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Urth

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Toon zone

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  • [1] although what this has to do with the article I'm not sure. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:13, Jul 3
    • Figured as much. It's just some forum, and the article is just somebody telling all their forum buddies all the things about the forum. "Hey look guys, we have a page on Uncyc now. It says everything we vaguely reference on a daily basis in our own forums." -RAHB 19:17, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

2000 BC

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Salford

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Wise County, Virginia

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Grammar fascist

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  • Bloody hell. HV voted on VFD again! /me quickly sniffs smelling salts... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:39, Jul 3

Alexander Anderson

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Barney

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  • You know, I wrote the page currently sitting at Barney Frank thinking it would make a good replacement for Barney. Just sayin', is all. --Hyperbole 14:33, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

VComputer

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VPod

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  • Keep I actually think it's pretty funny... --Hyperbole 07:51, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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Delete it, its shit. Hs nothing funny at all i mean its cleaver but thats about it.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tezza27 (talk • contribs)

Please put you delete in the "delete" box Tezza27 and also sig your posts with ~~~~ Thanks. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:42, Jul 3

Template:Vtech

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  • Keep. When someone stumbles across it, it might create a new set of articles. ~Jewriken.GIF 07:53, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
    But I don't think I want to read articles on vCock and vNigga... --Hyperbole 14:36, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill It'll be completely unused if those other two articles get deleted, and it's ugly and currently mostly red links. And even if the other two things are kept, this eyesore NEEDS to go. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:14, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Get rid of it - this is the least useful navigation aid I've ever seen. --Hyperbole 07:51, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Hate to disagree with the spinning admin star, but even if this were to provoke a series of articles, the inherent crapness of the iWhatever articles we keep getting indicates this is not necessarily a good thing. This so far has two crap stubs hanging off it, and isn't a good idea in the first place, so let's get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:22, Jul 3
  • Delete. Yea, the sooner we can kill that MrNPod thing the better. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:38, Jul 3
  • I don't like unnecessary templates. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 18:36
  • Delete Per UU -RAHB 18:43, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Tiger Lion Conspiracy

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  • Delete There is an idea here, but I don't think that this will ever become anything more than a few lines which are worth having. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:41, Jul 2
  • Delete If there were any edits in 2008 other than +VFD, I'd vote keep. It might be salvageable, but apparently no one's interested. --Hyperbole 02:47, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:00, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Poor stub. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:19, Jul 3
  • Tezza27 on this article, Nah i dont get it so if i say it has to go it has to go. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tezza27 (talk • contribs)
MrN9000 on Tezza27's lack of sig... "Please sig your posts with ~~~~ Thanks." MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:43, Jul 3
  • Per Hyperbole. -RAHB 18:39, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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Chimaira

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  • Delete Something or other cruft. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:38, Jul 2
  • Delete Codeine's mum actually has heard of Chimaira, but only because I ring her in the middle of the night and sing their songs to her. --Hyperbole 02:45, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:02, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Awful -RAHB 06:33, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:18, Jul 3
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Gospel

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  • Delete Considering the title/tittle I think we can do a bit better than this. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:38, Jul 2
  • Delete Weird, random, unfunny. --Hyperbole 02:42, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 06:35, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Crappy. The Christianity template is longer than the rest of the page, and it has that little drawing at the bottom that I just don't like. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:31, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap stub. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:17, Jul 3
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🔒 Unification theory H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep - I think it shows a lot of potential. Claiming that the grand unified theory of physics is an attempt to reconcile gravity and love is actually kind of clever. And the concept that the competing views on the likely complexity of this theory are in and of themselves proof that all numbers are the same and existence is meaningless almost got a chuckle out of me. It's not hilarious, but, honestly? it's better than some of the stuff that goes up on VFH every day. --Hyperbole 02:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. On the condition that either Hype gives it a bit of work, or it gets an expansion tag. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:16, Jul 3
    Shit, did I just get recruited to do something I suggested? This is starting to feel like my job. --Hyperbole 14:37, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • KeepWe have the technology. We can rebuild it; stronger, faster,better--Nytrospawn 14:44, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep If Hyperbole works on it. -RAHB 18:40, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
    Okay, fine. Why don't you ICU it, and I'll get to it within the week. --Hyperbole 19:04, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
    Dats not what da ICU thinggymebob is for. It's also over 7 days old, so an ICU can not be used. We can however kick you in the balls if you don't do it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:09, Jul 3
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  • Delete Hang on, this is all true! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:38, Jul 2
  • Delete While I love pure philosophy and abstract and intellectual thought, Uncyclopedia isn't the place for it. -RAHB 06:32, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill This just isn't funny. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:56, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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Existential Triangle

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  • Keep Well Savethemooses, Madmax and myself have all added to this stub a bit. Call us Mad Mooses if ya like, but apparently we think this stub is worth the bother. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:34, Jul 2 Screw it. I give up... Huff the bastard. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:45, Jul 3
    Well, Mooses added a link to one of his own articles (who'd'a thunk it?) Max fixed a redlink or two and tidied, as is his wont, and you added the stub tag - not what I'd call conclusive! --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:00, Jul 3
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🔒 Einsteinian Physics H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep I touched it up a bit. I'd like it if people who vote would take my improvements into consideration. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 14:14, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Just worth the bother in my view. A few articles link here, and I don't think this artcile is really causing any harm. Syndrome's mods have helped, and a pic would really be useful. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:43, Jul 2
  • Keep --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:46, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Following Syndrome's touch-up. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:56, Jul 3
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Toffee

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  • Rewrite Tag It's stubby, but it's not 100% shit. Slap a rewrite tag on it, but bring it back if nobody does anything for a short while. -RAHB 22:09, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete I found it tricky to decide if I should VFD this one or not. I did not think it was worth my while fixing, and after reading through a few times I decided that a new start would be more likely to produce something which was not such a sticky mess. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:36, Jun 24
  • Kerkill I don't think anyone will rewrite this, and this isn't funny enough to warrant keeping. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:00, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Yeah, I don't see anything interesting here. Any rewrite would be well advised to ditch all of this and start form scratch anyway. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:36, Jun 25
  • Meh. --Aljolson Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson 20:39, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Yeah, it's just too meh. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:15, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
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Surbiton Airport

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  • Destroy Apparently some article about someone who hates their airport. Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:23, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 14:06, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I could not detect any attempt at humour. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:39, Jul 2
  • Kerkill Stupid rant. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:57, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. There is no airport in Surbiton, is there? If you Google it, this article is the first thing to come back - hardly promising. So it's pointless and unfunny. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:08, Jul 3
  • Delete -RAHB 19:12, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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Template:Wip

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  • Demolish It's just a template an IP created so he wouldn't have to fill out a page, and instead still filled out two pages. He couldv'e just typed it out, but was too lazy. Mack-the-Random 19:17, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I'm not at all sure what's going on here. -RAHB 19:23, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Already redirected to {{construction}} by Olipro. (Or were some revisions deleted? Olipro's edits are several days older than this VFD nom. Are you sure you have the right template in mind?) --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 19:21, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
    • He changed it. This is some obscure page an IP made. I can't make heads or tails of it. -RAHB 19:23, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
      • (EC) Oops! The nom is fixed now ({{wip}}, not {{WIP}}). In that case, please make {{wip}} a protected redirect to {{construction}}, the same as {{WIP}} is right now. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 19:24, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Mack-the-Random, please read ALL of the above text regarding making nominations on this page. You should read the deletion policy but also especially the bit about not nominating more than 20 articles... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:24, Jul 3
  • Err, this was only made today, so it should probably go on QVFD as a useless template. Also, this goes over the 20 article limit doesn't it? [EC: FU MrN!] Oh, and it's a copy of Travian as far as I can tell. ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 3/07 19:26
    • What is wrong with redirecting it to {{construction}}? Should I have made a delete vote instead (since we would probably delete the history before doing that)? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 19:29, 3 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Invalid nom To new. I sent it to QVFD ages ago chaps... Everyone settle down. I will put some soothing music on. Maybe Mack-the-Random might escape his ban... Modus might be in a good mood when he gets here. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:33, Jul 3
    • What about a ban? Yesterday was the first day I've been here since February. Somebody hacked me in the meantime and edited Oscar Wilde/Classic, but nothing else as far as I know. Mack-the-Random 19:36, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

Admin powers, activate! I moved it to Travian (game), and deleted the pointless redirect. If you want this page to be dead, bring it back when the WIP expires. Dagnabit. If I've missed something (and I have), it's only because I've gone quite mad (with admin power). Mad! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:39, 3 July 2008 (UTC)

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