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Kerkill To quote the person on the talk page: "It's not funny, the picture is retarded, and none of the secret characters are good." --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 03:10, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Very little to it, and what there is is drivel. --UU - natter10:19, Jun 25
Sentimental Keep I'm sorry, but these science articles from 2005 are where I learned how the universe works. That probably explains my grades in physics class. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 23:08, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
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Delete The opening line held some promise, but I found the rest of the stub shocking. MrNFork you! 19:36, Jun 24
Trilby I seem to recall that back in the day, Uncyc had a good (or at the very least amusing) series of "your {{{family member}}}" articles. I don't think deletion is in order here. A revert to an older version, maybe. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 01:42, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Keep There aren't any order versions that are better, though. I think it's good enough to keep. A rewrite is needed, though. Medium rewrite at most. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 04:33, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Reluctant Delete Reading the talk page makes me kind of want to keep this article. But I don't see much worth saving, and I guess this is 2005cruft after all. Redirect to Bruce Campbell. --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 01:48, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete Found it while browsing Category:Votes for Deletion. It's short, but it's also plagiarism. This is all over the internet (in slightly longer form) as a satire on the drug war. -RAHB 00:34, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Don't disrespect Ice Cube by saying he was in a group with Flava Flav! God I hate Flava Flav. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 02:03, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete"Damn jigaboos and their music." -Uncle Stan --Kip > Talk•Works•• 02:43, Jun. 25, 2008
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The world is flat
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Too much meh. Not enough lol. -RAHB 11:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete I don't know... We slap one of those "It's funny cos it's British" things on it and you guys just believe it don't ya. This is a poor stub, and should be treated accordingly. Come on... "Barbara Streisand firing three hundred and sixty two Japanese Peace Lilies out of her vagina" never raised an eyebrow? OK, she did actually do that one year, but it's still not worth keeping. Someone could actually read this you know. MrNFork you! 02:42, Jun 24
Delete. Jolly poor show, what? --UU - natter10:22, Jun 24
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Clishayism
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Kerkill Yay! Clean space! That's never happened to me. Wow. But anyway, this is random, unfunny religiouscruft. Only 6 edits since it's creation in May 2006. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete I thought I would leave you the honour Dexter. What the hell is this bollocks article about anyway? MrNFork you! 01:14, Jun 24
Delete Actually Dexter, it's an unfunny stub from 2006 which is short. :P MrNFork you! 01:11, Jun 24
Delete, although I was mildly enjoying it until that thing about testicles. I find the image amusing as well. --Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:17, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
Keep but rewrite this is a lousy article, but its a standard that Uncyclopedia should have on board. I'd like a shot at rewriting it. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 15:07, 24 June 2008 (UTC)
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Kerkill Old sex and randomcruft. And Goldie Hawn? I don't care if she's a G-Milf. She married Kurt Russell. Disgusting. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 23:26, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete However, invite Goldie Hawn over to the MrN residence despite her being older than my mother. MrNFork you! 01:09, Jun 24
Kerkill Say your final goodbyes, Ligature. You're time has come. Follow me into the gates of Hell. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 04:35, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete Sorry, Ape. You lost me. Is this about something I'm missing, just looks random, stubby and a bit pants to me. Sorry if I'm wrong. MrNFork you! 21:11, Jun 22
Delete I hate to make a generalisation, but normally articles which are this list based are not really what we want. Generally anyway. Do we want this one? MrNFork you! 20:30, Jun 22
Delete Interestingly, it probably would have been deleted two years ago, the author removed the ICU on it though and nobody noticed. -RAHB 01:21, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete It's just a list. Although I can see some merit in it, this is not the kind of thing we want. MrNFork you! 17:28, Jun 21
Kerkill Just isn't funny enough to merit keeping at it's current state, but I did like the idea. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 19:11, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete It's been on VFD before, but narrowly escaped by the skin of it's teeth. Famine did not expand it when he said he would, and frankly I don't see the point of this stub. Perhaps someone else does. MrNFork you! 17:28, Jun 21
Delete Too much random pants for me to ever bother fixing it. MrNFork you! 21:48, Jun 22
Delete. It's just possible that enough crack might make this enjoyable. I don't wish to test that theory, however. --SirU.U.Esq.VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee09:01, Jun 23
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Turku
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Delete Town-crufty, random and bad. -RAHB 09:47, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete. We do get quite a bit of dull Scandinavian towncruft, don't we? This is another shining example. --SirU.U.Esq.VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee08:59, Jun 23
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Spectroscopy
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Delete as nominator. Unfunny sciencecruft - why don't any of the serious scientists out there have a good sense of humor? --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 04:09, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Seems OK to me, plus some talented type is thinking about a rewrite, which bodes well. --SirU.U.Esq.VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee08:43, Jun 23
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Delete as nominator. This just isn't hitting my funny bone, and the "blood" joke is poorly used. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 03:49, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Read it half a month ago and thought the one guy was going to fix it up. Sadly, I wrong. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 04:10, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
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Kept. ~ 09:19, 23 June 2008 (UTC)
Lions Club
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Delete Listy stub. I wonder if Carlb is watching? MrNFork you! 18:32, Jun 21
Keep Although in its current for this is far from great, I can see enough potential for someone to improve this into a decent article. MrNFork you! 17:57, Jun 21
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Delete 1st, its not funny. 2nd, the badest motherfuckers are Matt Wellens/Myles Breaux. They also wrote the article. [[The Woodburninator 04:45, 21 June 2008 (UTC)]]
Delete. Oh boy, it's quite a lot of unfunny, there's a fair bit of listage, and was that a Norris I saw? --SirU.U.Esq.VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee08:26, Jun 23
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Hmm, Welcome to VFD Wood. Can you please read Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy and all the text at the top of this page. Also, how many nominations are there on this page now? MrNFork you! 04:57, Jun 21
Yes, that was my bad. Just got confused. Well then, oh well. I guess a one day ban is in order. It happens. Do what you want with this then. The Woodburninator 05:04, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Are you daft? The article is very obviously wrong and I can't see anything about it that would suggest it would be well-suited for Wikipedia. --monika 14:37, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
Kerkill Too Irish? If it were Irish humour, it'd be amount going down to the pub when your wife or girlfriend is on her period. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 18:41, 21 June 2008 (UTC)
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Meese
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Delete Despite the brilliance of the "Meese are useful for making carrot juice to power Rwandan plasma cannons and for using as slave labour." line. MrNFork you! 22:46, Jun 20
Keep (Just)... Henry is the name of a company who make cleaning products, and especially mops! Thought there was something there worth saving. Sry RAHB. MrNFork you! 08:50, Jun 20
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DeleteProbably vanity. Shitty either way. -RAHB 07:15, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Keep Well 3 of the votes below were before I reverted the vandalism on the article. Spang and myself have both edited this page recently. Make of that what you will... A portal possibly.MrNFork you! 08:08, Jun 17
Delete not the kind of thing we want to encourage--Sgt. Fluffy 05:10, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete Hardly intelligible, let alone funny. -RAHB 07:25, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
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Sorry Mr.N but I stick by my vote. IPs pull this kinda nonsense a lot it is not something we want encoraged. The article is somewhat amusing but I'm afraid it will only lead to headaches--Sgt. Fluffy 23:00, 17 June 2008 (UTC)
You find it amusing and yet you want it deleted? Sorry, you have lost me with your logic there. We get loads of "weird" or "different" styles of pages created all the time. Some we keep, most we delete. We keep the funny ones. Tis that simple my friend. If you personally find this funny, I really think you should vote keep. MrNFork you! 22:00, Jun 18
Yeah, I don't get that either. And the vandalism that was reverted was just a link to LOL at the beginning and some other minor crap. Nothing that would affect anyone's vote. --MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 11:11, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
Justin Timberlake
Delete. 
