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Phil Hendrie

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David_Morgan-Mar

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Cheesecake of Doom

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Physics Act of 1603

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  • Delete If you like 'random randomness' you might like this one. For me it's too much and not worth keeping. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19
  • Delete Short, random and not funny at all. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 19:48, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per the above. Agree with the comments that the idea is an interesting one, but the article is a crap one. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:21, Mar 20
  • Delete per above the above. –—Hv (talk) 21/03 18:13
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  • Hmmm.... I really, really like the concept of this page. Passing the laws of physics...there's something there that really appeals to me. Still, the execution is kinda piss-poor, and I don't wanna vote keep. If anyone is interested in starting a rewrite, I'd certainly be glad to help, but for now...abs. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:43, Mar 19
  • I wouldn't mind rewriting it (I wouldn't mind pinching the idea and starting anew either). If you want to keep it, I can start rewriting it in a week or two. Right now I don't have time for any mainspace edits, just stupid pointless edits like this one. --Syndrome 00:55, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Baseball bat

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  • Delete I can't find any funny here. Can you? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:27, Mar 19
  • Delete --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 20:21, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, crap, smack it out of the park. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:28, Mar 20
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🔒 Pages with Links that Don't Lead to Where they Say They Do H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Ix-yay. This article sucks. (In a good way)... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:46, Mar 20
  • Keep. ~Jewriken.GIF 00:49, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Alright --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. --Syndrome 07:24, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Meh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:29, Mar 20
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  • That one's a little different. --Syndrome 07:24, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Misa

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  • Delete Eh? What is this about? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19
  • Delete I can't tell if this is a joke or not. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 20:03, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think the cabal would approve. --Syndrome 07:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Utterly forgettable. I intend to forget it very quickly. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:26, Mar 20
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The 22nd Amendment

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  • Delete Not the worst Amendment related article I have seen, but I'm still not sure this really adds anything... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19
  • Delete Tough call. It's a fairly decent start but... if it gets deleted I don't think we'll lose anything important should somebody else want to write an article about this. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 20:01, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:57, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not funny. Seems to be an opening bit for an article that doesn't follow. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:25, Mar 20
  • Huff as per UU --Kurgan 13:06, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
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Shakedown

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Buried treasure

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  • Delete Non funny stub. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:18, Mar 19
  • Delete The dry humor in the "Then they bury them" line made me laugh. Nothing else did. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 19:52, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Too funny to keep on Uncyclopedia. --Syndrome 00:51, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 08:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dead and buried. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:22, Mar 20
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Kids Incorporated

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  • Delete. My first thought on seeing this was "so.... many.... lists....". I then considered clearing out the lists, and had a look at the rest to see if it was worth saving. It isn't. It seems factual and dull, there's maybe one or two lines where people have tried to add a little funny but failed, and basically it should be put out of my misery. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:49, Mar 19
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 10:01, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Disney Cruft And To Factual And Not Funny I do remember the show but there are not jokes on this page if they are any. Uncyclopedia is not Wikipedia. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:42, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Most of this was directly copied from the Wikipedia article. As a result, it's not funny. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:55, Mar 19
  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff Wikipedia copy/paste --Kurgan 13:07, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Cure for AIDS H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep It's VERY rare that I disagree with UU, but on this occasion, I actually thought this article was kinda funny. I have however been smoking Leds stash, so it's probably best to ignore me completely... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:34, Mar 18
  • Keep It's a stub, but it's not so bad. --Syndrome 07:29, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Strong Keep Best Stub I have seen in a long time. Maybe a featured article someday if improved upon quite a bit. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:46, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Short, unfunny, crap. I guess there's a chance for a funny article with this title, but this isn't it, and a blank page would be a better starting point than this for anyone wishing to write one. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:54, Mar 18
  • Delete, I can't see what you guys are seeing, this just looks like shite to me. –—Hv (talk) 19/03 18:23
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  • Comment: Meh, looks like I'm in the minority on this one. Just goes to show humo(u)r is subjective I guess, I still find this laugh-free and crap, but hey, good luck to those who don't! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:52, Mar 19
  • Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:01, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Inkjet printer H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep. I think I'm in a good mood tonight. It's not great, but it's not offensive to me, either. I figure someone could prolly turn it into something decent, although that {{idea}} could prolly be replaced with a {{rewrite}}. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:34, Mar 17
  • Weak Keep The concept made me laugh, but this needs to be fleshed out quite a bit. I agree with Led, slap a rewrite tag on it and give it a chance. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 19:12, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete The 'good idea' tag has been on there long enough. If someone thought this was good enough an idea to bother improving it by now, they would have. Let's get rid of this stub. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:37, Mar 16
  • Delete - Crap in most respects. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:05, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. I want what Leddy was on. This is short and crap, and a blank slate would be just as good a starting point if anyone does want to write an article on this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:23, Mar 17
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HowTo:Go to sleep

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  • Symbol keep vote Weak Keep Despite the Consensus here so far. I still had my laughs on this article. I must be the only one here that finds it funny. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:43, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete I fell asleep while reading this. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17
  • Delete. It makes up for its crappiness by being short. Also, vice versa. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:57, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, crap, worthless, won't be missed. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:53, Mar 17
  • Delete This flat out sucks. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 23:53, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:55, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - How to go to sleep: Read this article --Kurgan 02:45, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Rough Gay Wolf Rape H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep - It's a classic, even if it is no where near as good as Rough Gay Wolf Sex. It deserves to be kept, if only because Splaka's comment in the history was made more than two and a half years ago, yet the article is still here. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:14, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - At first I was like :| but then I lol'd BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Mar 17, 07:49
  • Sure I must be feeling generous today. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 23:52, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Why not. --Syndrome 04:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Also, don't look at the higher-resolution image. --Syndrome 04:55, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:49, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Eric Clapton

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  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - It's Eric Clapton, people. He (or anyone for that matter) deserves a much better page than this. --Kurgan 01:11, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Really crap. Really, really crap. Random and crap. And crap. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:52, Mar 19
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:57, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Poor Eric. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:49, Mar 19
  • Delete It refers to Mr. Clapton as "The Clap". I shall read no further. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 19:44, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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. Eric Clapton‎; 23:59 . . (-4,127) . . Mhaille (Talk | contribs) (←Redirected page to God)
Can we huff, recreate, and re-direct please? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:27, Mar 20

Council Estates

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  • Delete Random rubbish. It's state is beyond council. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17
  • Delete. Like many of the Council Estates I hung out on in my youth, it should be razed to the ground forthwith. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:50, Mar 17
  • Delete Short, not funny. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 20:23, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:53, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. –—Hv (talk) 19/03 18:20
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🔒 Drug H T D Oldvfd

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  • Keep it's a recuring theme/Issuie with no other pages to relace the red links when it goes.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:17, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep as per my imminent rewrite. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:15, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep, per the fact that if I don't get heroin money right now now I'm gonna fucking kill you all!! Oh yeah, and TKF's rewrite thingy. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:22, Mar 18
  • Keep. Let TKF have it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:21, Mar 18
  • Keep Per TKF's rewrite. Also, it's a page for pro-legalization advocacy. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 00:01, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Unfunny, basically just a page for pro-legalization advocacy. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us cun vfp talk Active ~20:45, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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Porticology

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  • Delete What the??? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:52, Mar 17
  • Delete. Utterly pointless. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:55, Mar 17
  • CruftHuff - Short & Shit --Kurgan 00:29, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete KerCRAP!!! --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 23:57, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete It's all rather NRV. --Syndrome 07:32, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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Toasterpuss

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  • Delete Maybe it's "cute"? I thought it was pants. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17
  • Delete. Short and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:54, Mar 17
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:43, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Kazyan has added some funny, but I just don't think there's much anybody could do with this. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 23:56, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:56, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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I've tried to fix the article. --Krazy 17:32, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

UAS

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  • Delete OK, this has got one of those "you're too stupid to get this tags"... Maybe I am? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:47, Mar 17
  • Delete. That would make two of us then, and a quick Google was no help. Anyone? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:53, Mar 17
  • Delete I'm angry this article still exists. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 19:46, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff See HTBFANJS --Kurgan 01:07, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au 09:54, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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Kate Ceberano

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🔒 Megadeth H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Keep List? What list? Surely it's not that bad now, and is worth saving? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:56, Mar 17
  • Keep now that the list is gone. I'd work on this article but I don't know where to go with it I don't want to be typecast. (note from the future: While getting ready to post this, I had an idea that I may or may not go with) I definitely feel like we need a Megadeth article, even if this at its current state is not the Megadeth article we need. --monika 02:14, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. Not that fond of it, but it could be so much worse, and if it goes, we'll probably just get something new and worse in its place. A rewrite would be handy though, particularly by someone who knows their stuff (Monika, if her Marty Friedman opus is anything to go by!) If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:46, Mar 17
So much for not being typecast... --monika 02:02, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
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Bulldozer

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  • Delete Needs to be flattened. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:37, Mar 16
  • Symbol delete vote Bulldoze --Kurgan 01:18, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. You know the drill. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:35, Mar 17
  • Delete Yeah, I spent 30 seconds reading this I could have spent more productively picking my nose. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 19:14, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:43, 19 March 2008 (UTC)
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Lynyrd Skynyrd

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Pipe

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🔒 Secret Thrice Society H D Oldvfd

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Symbol delete vote Delete. - Pathetic List BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Mar 16, 11:14

  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Syndrome 21:20, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Sandwichtologists H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Abstain. This may or may not be delete-worthy, but I know it's not much to look at. --Krazy 01:34, 18 March 2008 (UTC)
    • WHAT THE! Dude. Either grow some balls, and vote delete, or don't use VFD! PLEASE! Also, don't delete this nomination from the page (you might get banned). Just vote. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:58, Mar 18
      • Fine, fine.

I don't like this nomination. Hence it's closed. Also, someone get me a cookie. A big shiny one. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:28, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

Gravida

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Stupid randomness BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Mar 16, 11:11
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16
  • Delete. A little bit funny, but the jokes should be merged into something else. --Krazy 00:00, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Pretty crap. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:59, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short, unfunny, pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 13:09, Mar 17
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Audioslave

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Plot holes

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Stubby crap BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Mar 16, 11:15
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Crappy stub --Syndrome 21:06, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote waste of a good idea no one's had yet. --monika 02:18, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete - Bonnery Syndrome. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:03, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 Trite H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Delete OK, now obviously this is 'Trite', but really? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:37, Mar 16
  • Delete Replace 'trite' with any other word and no one could tell the difference.--Syndrome 21:05, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • See the relevant discussion page--Syndrome 21:11, 16 March 2008 (UTC).
    • Yea, I saw it... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:36, Mar 16
      • I argued for this before but ummm... I don't really care anymore. If the decision is to delete it I won't protest. --So So 23:51, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Nomination withdrawn, voting closed.Hinoa talk.kun 01:14, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Billy's Bootcamp

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - What the hell? BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Mar 16, 11:12
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:06, Mar 16
  • Delete I think it's supposed to be a joke about Tae-bo, but it doesn't work. --Syndrome 21:22, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Circle! Circle! People haven't heard of this workout video? It's mad popular in Japan. An article on this could be potentially funny, but unfortunately this one ain't doin' it... --So So 01:10, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - I bet Billy's bootcamp is more fun than reading this --Kurgan 01:17, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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Chanel No. 5

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De-wormholing tablets

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🔒 Lake Spooky H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Delete Random Pants, stub. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:41, Mar 15
  • Delete Pants stub random. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 18:02, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Huff the pants that currently occupies the page and move LedBaloon's copy into it --Kurgan 01:15, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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London Millenium Bridge

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🔒 Van Halen H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Keep Well there are not long pointless list in it now... This took me about 1 min. Although it's not awesome, I think it's got a few good lines, and is worth hanging onto. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:54, Mar 15
  • Keep The introduction still sucks eggs, but the rest isn't too bad. Still needs some work. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 13:52, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:40, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:21, 17 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - Probably the listiest bandcruft I have ever saw --Kurgan 00:44, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Lame. -- Too many overused lists! Icons-flag-us Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Hnng, lists... OK, the lists have gone, but I still think it's random and crappy bandcruft. If it is to stay, then please rewrite tag it, as it needs a lot of work. Now if you'll excuse me... "Panama! Panama-a-a-a-a-a! Panama!" --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:31, Mar 15
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Someone got rid of the lists. If lists are bringing a decent article down just trim the lists and stop whining at VFD. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:08, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. It wasn't just the lists, it was also the bandcruft --Kurgan 01:13, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Kutztown University H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - Unfunny schoolcruft/vanityshite --Kurgan 19:14, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Why bother abstaining? I really don't know. As vanity goes, this actually is not bad in places, but I'm not going to fight it. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:03, Mar 15
  • Abs. Epic meh. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:22, Mar 15
  • I like to see my name on screen! I have no real feelings about this one either way. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 13:33, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Kept --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:20, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Marry Your Favorite Character Online

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Winning Eleven

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - Very Weak Keep All it needs is more pimpin'. A lot has to be done. --ASHPD 13:30, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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29th Amendment

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????

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Idalia, Colorado

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🔒 Marry Your Favorite Character Online H Tag Oldvfd

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  • Invalid vote is what happens when you don't put on the VFD tag on the article. Voting closed. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:33, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

The HoC

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Sanity of the Australian Parliament

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Adult Bookstores

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopedia has something against sex crap. The users will make you read "ow to be funny and not stupid" article until you get it. Geddit? --ASHPD 16:27, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I'll save you the trouble of reading it. It's an Oscar Wilde quote (FUNNEH!!!), two sentences and a couple lists. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 16:14, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 09:00, Mar. 16, 2008
  • Delete. Nothing to it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:39, Mar 16
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Copy + paste

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  • Complete gobladuke? /me reminds UU to use that word more in the future... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:11, Mar 13

Uppsala University

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  • Delete Try and classify this? I don't think it's cruft. It's not really random. Probably just pants... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:50, Mar 14
  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - Schoolcruft. Worse than the Kutztown Univerity article I nominated earlier --Kurgan 00:46, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Um... -- Is this some sort of in-universe article? I really don't get it. Icons-flag-us Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Easy: crap stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:27, Mar 15
  • Clambake What? --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 13:43, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Sakai

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - I have no choice but choose delete. I don't get it, and it seems no way to be improved at all. --ASHPD 13:36, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Maybe this makes sense to someone, but not me. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:50, Mar 14
  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - It doesn't make sense to me either --Kurgan 00:48, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Epic fail. -- The user needs to learn how to be funny and not just stupid, and also learn Un's way of creating disambiguation pages. Icons-flag-us Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pointless stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:27, Mar 15
  • Delete Short, not funny, and it's got 1337 speak. Kill it. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 13:38, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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Diet

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - I notice while this article talks about dieting and people and statue getting thinner, the article itself is pretty thin too. Or should I say this article is on diet? Theres room to improve. Go eat more. --ASHPD 13:41, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete This article has been on a diet of un-funny. It's such an important tittle, it's worth getting shot of this rubbish to try for a better version. Loads links here... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:50, Mar 14
  • Delete. There's nothing there. Now, that could be a self-referential thing, but I think it's just crap. How about a redirect to Anorexia or something to avoid a load of red links? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:25, Mar 15
  • Delete --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 13:35, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. -- Needs to be turned into a real article. I like the idea, but this is an epic fail.

Head Tennis

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  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - How did this survive for over a year? --Kurgan 19:04, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete The template says I could help Uncyc by expanding this article. I think I could help more by just deleting it. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 19:12, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Seen worse, but it can go. Probably only any potential for humour if you're a Derby County or Notts Forest fan (and there are very few of those)... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:00, Mar 15
  • Symbol delete vote I'm on "stupid" patrol. -- wow. Icons-flag-us Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Please, MrN, it's Nottm Forest, the Notts is for Notts County. I lived in Nottingham for many years, they actually do care about that difference, surprisingly! ;-) Oh, this article is crap, by the way. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 08:34, Mar 15
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Mayor

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Box jellyfish

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Usenet group

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Elastic

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  • Delete Non Brits my not know that this is the central place of the show "Eastenders". We can probably use an article on this, but not dis one. It's so random it's even more dirty than Den himself. I actually played football once with Lofty you know. True story. ;) ... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:43, Mar 12
  • Delete --Optimuschris 20:48, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Sort it aaaaht. It's faaaam'ly, innit bruv? Sharrup! Leave it! Awright. The script to one third of all Neverenders episodes, by UU. Eyethangyew. This article, by the way, sucks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:49, Mar 13
  • Crap Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Epic fail. -- when will people learn? Icons-flag-us Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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The Millennium

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  • Delete Obviously an important article, and lots links here (including some redirects). I think this needs more than a steamroller, and if we delete it, we are likely to get a better version. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:49, Mar 12
  • Redirect to Y2K Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:54, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh wait, Y2K redirects THERE... DELETE and let Under User rewrite (see below). Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:55, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Comment: as you say MrN, this has a lot of links, and there's nothing to redirect it to. So I'll pick it up as part of UN:CW. Delete it in the meantime if you want, but I hope to have a rewrite in place soon. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:15, Mar 12
Awesome UU. I think some of the links here are redirects already, so we don't want to create double redirects for sure... (remember to sig this time MrN) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:19, Mar 12
Looking forward to reading it. --Optimuschris 17:53, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

🔒 Liberapedia H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff - Short, unfunny, and namedroppy page about a site few people have heard of --Kurgan 18:58, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol keep vote Keep. - This article needs major expansion. There's potential. Keep. Period. --ASHPD 13:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:16, Mar 15
  • Symbol keep vote Weak keep. -- it has potential if someone can expand it and make it different from Chainsaw. Icons-flag-us Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - I'm going to have to say keep just because of the fact that the chainsaw article has a rather humorous link to this one. KingdomAlaska 3:36 March 15, 2008
  • Symbol keep vote Strong Keep I have to say keep as it goes great with the original and they work both ways. Also I think this page was authorized by the Original Author of the other version. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:34, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Huff - Completely unoriginal, which makes it unfunny and stupid. The chainsaw version is much better than this wannabe trash, and I think this was created because the author took the stub template the wrong way. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:12, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote CruftHuff as per AAAA --Kurgan 00:45, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Scrap --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:39, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Nay. I didn't much like the original, but I'd vote to keep it. This is not that. This is this. I'm glad I could clear that up. Also, this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:06, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. - Cut your head with chainsaw is enough. Ace Attacker 05:56, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Don't you just love it when more effort goes into a VFD vote than the article in question... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:04, Mar 15
  • Abs I kinda like it, silly companion gag for chainsaw, but it's not really neccessary and I wouldn't be upset to see it go. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 13:47, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
  • KEPT As per previous discussions on the topic.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:40, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

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  • Week Keep Very week one at that. Is this actually being racist? Even if something is being racist/homophobic/sexist or whatever I still think it's worth handing onto if it's "funny". Perhaps the nature of the game itself contrasting with the style of the article is actually the joke... It's not awesome this I agree, but I think it's worth hanging onto. Just... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:23, Mar 13
  • Weak keep also Not my cup of tea, but it didn't strike me as racist. Somebody might get a kick out of this. --OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN 23:10, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Mildly amusing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:38, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete What is this white supremacist piece of junk? Icons-flag-us JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:59, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote What? --Kurgan 19:08, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Not even nearly funny enough to be messing about with race. It's just pathetic. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Die. That means now. -- The article has to be pretty damn funny before I'll tolerate a racially-aligned article. I won't even start about the images (coughPHOTOBUCKETcough). Icons-flag-us Yamake :: [Talk, Userspace][Contribs, Wikipedia] 05:26, 15 March 2008 (UTC)
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