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Delete. This might be the worst of the worst 100 lists. Most of these list entries are only one word long and have no additional explanation, the majority of them are not funny at all.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:08, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete How is this still around? -RAHB 01:28, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete First of all 1776 was a musical, and secondly even it wasn't any good; this surpasses it as worse. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 01:30, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Comment. It was formerly a redirect to the Democrat Party, although it was apparently recreated as a stub article back in August 2007. MadMax 00:48, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. Horribly, horribly written by Ann Coulter's IP; it violates every law of the inverted pyramid style of journalism. Even the article's name is pathetic. Dame GUNPotYWotM2xPotM17xVFHVFPPooPMS•YAP• 23:37, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete --Dexter111344 23:38, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. I've come across a few of these if-it-ain't-vanity/cyberbullying-it's-still-just-crap articles recently. Here's another. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 20:22, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Not really an article. MrNFork you! 20:53, Jan 10
Delete. I kinda like the idea, but it's had that "great idea" tag on it for a year now with no improvement, so it's unlikely that it will get any better. What's there sucks. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 10:11, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
This article completly lacks any humor, is absolutly absent of satire, and I see no redeming value about it. Beside, runescape has been permanantly deleted so... yeah. Javascap 18:09, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
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Comment. It's on ICU. That's against the rules right? -->:( 18:14, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
Red Green is awesome. This article? Not so much. —Hinoatalk.kun 04:03, 11 January 2008 (UTC)
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HowTo:Break stuff
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Rip-off, also rip off of a shitty song. Also, not funny. Also short. -RAHB 03:28, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Yea crap I am gonna have to ask you to go ahead and delete this article. That would be great! ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 03:58, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. It's just the lyrics, isn't it? There's nothing clever, original or funny here. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 10:14, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
The baleeters are kerels who think they their car concerning a train wreck can float with a train arrival, but they float really no car, they be deleted. --SPYAdministrator(Complain|I rock|In memoriam)HMRFRAWH 14:47, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. --GeneralInsineratehymn 23:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. OK, probable vanity about some obscure radio effort, probably by the people involved. Badly formatted, unfunny, and meaningless to most people, I'd say. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 12:14, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Doesn't suck. Quite funny actually. Apparently I'm an idiot. Although that last bit wasn't news. But I'll bet the first bit was. –SirSkullthumper,MD(criticize•writings•formspring) 22:43 Jan 08, 2008
Keep.. Rewrite. Parsat 01:24, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
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And on a side note, please stop fucking around with the "Here's how to nominate on VFD" thingy that's commented out. Also, this article sucks. But you already knew that part. Its the first part that was news. Unless you're not an idiot. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 22:10, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep It's a bit messy, but I like a good Paradox me. MrNFork you! 21:17, Jan 8
Str0ng k33p - OblongLobster needs to stop nominating articles for deletion simply because they are about Chuck Norris. This one is pretty funny. - I Am Your MasterInsert complaint here 5:53 PM ET 8 December 2007
Keep Seriously, what is the prejudice against Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris doesn't necessarily equal unfunny all the time. Just because you (and I) are all sick of the meme doesn't mean everyone else on earth is. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 23:07, Jan. 8, 2008
Keep 1. Subpages usually aren't seen. 2. This is pretty good. --Dexter111344 01:48, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep. Usually I cringe at another Chuck Norris page, but this one is actually okay. Parsat 01:22, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
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Delete "...when Chuck Norris delivers a roundhouse to Mr.T's face, in one parallel universe Mr.T will be destroyed" mAttlobster. (hello) 21:01, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
If this article's funny, then I guess I just don't get it. Life that is. But then life is complicated sometimes. Me, the universe and Mr T; all victims of the Chuck Norris paradox. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:51, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
Week Keep. Only just though, must be in a good mood. MrNFork you! 18:26, Jan 8
Mehhhh The other half of MrN9000's vote. Only just, though. -- Spillin DylanTALKEDITS05:58, Jan 9
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Delete. The saddest of all the keys and all that. But a lame little redlinky stub with no jokes except a couple of lame Täp references--SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 15:45, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
DElete Sometimes when I hear the wind blow through those tangly branches I wonder... mAttlobster. (hello) 21:07, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. --GeneralInsineratehymn 23:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. I have finally returned here after getting Wikipedia's corresponding article up to GA. Comparing this to Silent Hill 2 or perhaps even Silent Hill 1, is there any trace of humor in this article? --Lenin & McCarthy 03:32, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Hmm. Bad quotes, followed by a block of unfunny text, a pointless endings bit and a micro list o' characters. Gamecruft. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 15:36, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. I was about to provide the same analysis as Under user, but being as it's already there, I'm sure you wouldn't want to or need to reread it. Also, what's a "Wikipedia"? –SirSkullthumper,MD(criticize•writings•formspring) 22:50 Jan 08, 2008
Weak Keep I understand we have alot of error pages but I thought this one is probally one of the better ones. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 02:45, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep This is one of the better error pages. That IP comment at the bottom, the one below the nuclear explosion, should probably be removed. --Dexter111344 21:21, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep. You have to have used an Amiga computer to get this joke. --Lt.SirOrion Blastar (talk) 01:25, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Slightly surprised weak keep. I'm no fan of lists, and no fan of anti-emo cruft, but this could be knocked into shape. Rewrite tag? --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 15:24, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Weak Keep, as per Under user. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 18:23, Jan. 8, 2008
Rewrite? Possibly someone could rewrite it has HowTo:Spot an Emo as suggested by MrN9000? I don't want to, though. --Dexter111344 21:02, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep. METAL!!!--MNM5150 21:21, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete Me no likey -RAHB 09:37, 10 January 2008 (UTC)
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Maybe if it was called how to spot an Emo it might work better? It is very list based though, and needs a good looking at if we keep it. MrNFork you! 01:46, Jan 8
Abs I don't know how to vote for this one for 1. I hate tests but for 2. I don't want to see this deleted ethier. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 01:59, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. as per Sawblades. Le Cejak•<-> Jan 9 (06:15)
Delete. But not redirect to userspace. If it must be redirected at all, then per Pentium5dot1. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 11:28, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. --GeneralInsineratehymn 23:04, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
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Could we redirect this to Hunger instead? (Note that that article is not in very good shape either.) A request in a previous VFD to redirect Dollar to User:MoneySign was rejected on UN:CM grounds. --Pentium5dot1 06:11, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
It wasn't yet deleted at the time I wrote that comment. Okay, so I guess that makes my suggestion "redirect to Starving" (which is where Hunger now redirects)? --Pentium5dot1 22:25, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete."The ozone layer prevents the harmful butter of the sun from raining to the ground. It consits of shit pewk and cum." - Classic --Moneke 08:52, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
Keep. You have to know Rage's music to get the joke. --MNM5150 22:53, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
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I don't know much about the topic. But this is just a bunch of lists. Which are never funny. Anywhere. -- BrigadierGeneralSirZombiebaron 22:19, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Unfunny bio of Aussie soccerist. Long list o' trivia achievements and nothing funny. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 15:45, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. It started off sucking. Then it went into Chuck Norris facts, and there is no word to describe how bad it got after that. –SirSkullthumper,MD(criticize•writings•formspring) 22:46 Jan 08, 2008
Delete. It was already bad but did the author really have to plagiarize from Chuck Norris facts? Whatever, it sucks. -->:( 22:54, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Del33t -- I know this may cause some controversy, but we have THREE page protection systems, and this is the least-used one. Delete and redirect everything on the list to CVP ~~ I Am Your MasterInsert complaint here~~ 5:57 PM ET 8 January 2008
Eh fuck it, one for the abused workers of the world (though in this case, specifically those who happen to work for Apple). --THINKER 21:27, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
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Delete What the hell is this? Le Cejak•<-> Jan 8 (20:00)
Cupertino, CA is where Apple's corporate headquarters are located. Cupertino is also a really nerdy joke amongst really loserish characters. Do either of these facts make this template worth keeping? You decide! --THINKER 20:57, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Abstain I get the joke, but since most won't, I can't really support keeping it. It isn't really needed nor does it really add anything, I guess. --Dexter111344 21:05, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm a god-forsaken MAC USER and I still don't think it's funny. Le Cejak•<-> Jan 8 (21:21)
DElete We must let this go... mAttlobster. (hello) 21:03, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete It made me sad. All of those Futurama references. R.I.P. Futurama. Enjoy your grave. I have Volumes 1 & 2, though. --Dexter111344 21:15, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. - this is a redundant pointless rewrite of UnBooks:The Winkler impersonator who cried GAY GAY GAY which was kept three times. Also, this was created on December 30th after the Winkler Delete Fest. Worstly, this is NXWave on his harassment spree towards me--Æ 01:48, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Sorry, it's really not funny. I don't see why we should have it. Additionally, if it's part of Manforman's harassment of AE, that's all the more reason it should be gone. Erm, NXWave. NXWave's harassment of AE. Yeah. –SirSkullthumper,MD(criticize•writings•formspring) 01:50 Jan 08, 2008
AE: Didn't you vote keep for Euronintendo because "it's an in-joke"? --Kip > Talk•Works•• 02:04, Jan. 8, 2008
In-jokes aren't a substitute for humor. I've judged this article on humor quality just like every other on VFD, and to be quite frank, it sucks. –SirSkullthumper,MD(criticize•writings•formspring) 02:07 Jan 08, 2008
Yet your keep vote for Euronintendo was: "Per the written rule of in-jokes". You didn't mention anything about that article's humor quality. --Kip > Talk•Works•• 02:15, Jan. 8, 2008
Query Obviously, the D, F, V, and bracket keys are functioning properly on your keyboard. Why didn't you add it yourself, therefore saving you typing the note here? –SirSkullthumper,MD(criticize•writings•formspring) 02:14 Jan 08, 2008
Delete - It's fucking Martin of all the things--Æ 01:50, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
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Delete. I don't see how this is funny. The content is obviously stub-like, and the only image is poor-quality pixel art. --Pentium5dot1 01:19, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Stubby, kinda random, no idea, short and poor trivia list, not up to much, basically. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 14:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. This one I offer up as I fail to see the point. It seems to be a direct spork of a Wikipedia page that was being self referential. Er, so? What's funny about this? Happy to see it kept if someone can explain why we need it. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 14:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Don't get it. Seems to me like a Wikipedia spork. Unless I can be explained why this article is funny, Delete.--Æ 23:16, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Delete. Boybandcruft. And it's just not any good, really. Random, pointless, you get the idea. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 14:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Well do we have anything better on these guys? Maybe take the quote of the top, and a piss take pic or to, and it's not really sucking them up too much. I can't do it though, obviously... MrNFork you! 15:24, Jan 7
I have heard of this band. They're in Branson, MO. Oh wait that is 6ix, another bad band. Sawblade5ive(yell|I did this)23:23, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Strong Speedy keep per Snowball and the article is such a extremly funny stub. The pictures says it all. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [block me!] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 23:20, 7 January 2008 (UTC)