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Comment - I would like to see this go. Conservapedia uses this page as proof that all Uncyclopedians hate God. All of us know that this isn't the case. IPs are not Uncyclopedia. --CapercornFLAME!what?UNATOOWS 16:40, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
If God existed, then I'd hate him. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:57, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Good for you. There are users here who are devout christians though. God bless. --CapercornFLAME!what?UNATOOWS 17:49, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Fair enough, my above comment was unecessary. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:27, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Your yammering is all very insightful and it ultimately boils down to the fact that this page sucks and it sucks hard. The terrible grammar made me want to gouge my eyes out with a toothbrush and the even worse content made me want to go all Phineas Gage on my frontal lobes. As such, it brought me great pleasure to delete the fuck out of this article. --Sirgwax (talk) 20:50, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Caribbean Area Fear and Terror Alliance
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Old stub --GeneralInsineratehymn 14:23, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Is he drunk with power? No, he's just happy to be deleting again; this is half as bad as he used to be with deletes, remember? --Sirgwax (talk) 20:39, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Divine mod powers
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No divine power can protect this article from being deleted. --GeneralInsineratehymn 14:21, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Deleted - This is so far from not the best that I would call it very not the best, or perhaps, bad. --Sirgwax (talk) 20:31, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Troy (person)
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Superdelete for being another pointless drivel-type article which relies on throwing around random names, dates and places indiscriminatingly. Also delete Troy (which actually deserves a real article), which redirects there. --Ben DeRoy 21:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Redirect to the official Noob Adoption site. Le Cejak•<-> 22:13, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
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Delete. The author requested on the talk page to put this to a vote. Wish granted! --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 21:01, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
There are no orphanages on Uncyclopedia, only dumpsters. --GeneralInsineratehymn 21:51, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Then this place is filled with nothing but 'Dumpster Babies'. You want to elect a queen or what? – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 21:53, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete. Per Insineratehymn. --RandomDie 00:47, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
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Zana, move it to your userspace! Le Cejak•<-> 21:54, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
bzzzz okay? (shouldn't it be User:Zana Dark/Adoption??) Why are you using mainspace for noob adoption? Le Cejak•<-> 22:04, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Because NOBODY can find your 'official' adoption page, and even if they could, they'd be too bored to follow the instructions. At least, I THOUGHT this was a good idea, but huff away folks! – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 22:07, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
You mean the one that's linked to in the Welcome template and is on over 30,000 pages? --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 00:40, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, the one that I've never heard of before today and isn't really any FUN??? – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 00:57, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
So what? Like formatting for this wiki doesnt count for anything? Besides - how else would the comedy get here? I vote we expand and improve it collectively, but if no one want to make an effort but me... – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 09:50, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Why don't you spend your time working on something else instead of deliberately trying to disagree with everyone. You are spooning the cat so hard its whiskers are ginger. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:52, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
"...how else would the comedy get here?" Most of us make stuff up, rather than steal it. SirModusoperandiBoinc! 09:53, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
LOL Ill keep that in mind next time I try to spoon with my *pussy*, anyhoo I make tons of stuff up, but if you want to blatantly ignore the fact that exactly 50% of all comedy is truth and therefore un-makeuppable - that's your business. – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 09:56, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Ah, yes now I see the issue. I suppose it makes a difference if the website it's stolen from actually takes itself seriously and isn't trying to be funny. – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 12:38, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Huffed. -- 20:17, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Press Your Luck
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Huff. Unfunny stub. --RandomDie 01:13, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Can I just say that I applaud Pentium for looking for plausible redirects for all sortsa articles on here? Okay, thank you. :D -- Le Cejak•<-> 05:39, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete I just don't see anyone going through all this and fixing it up. Maybe it was never meant to be. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:10, 9 November 2007 (UTC)
Keep and Expand Its a nice start but they need more colors too add to this list. I find what already there funny. ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] (yell|FAQ|I did this) 09:34, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Agreed although some are deperately unfunny. Keep as per above reason <3 .talk.work.?pedia.
Keep Needs to be expanded Fou-Lu 13:05, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Keep. Maybe just needs to be put on ICU? --RandomDie 18:15, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Seems a bit soon to me - the sheer amount of content means the author seems to want to do something with it. Possibly ICU? It should die if it gets no better. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 12:26, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Cosmonaut
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Delete Piece of rubbish which has not been maintained for the better part of a year. --Pentium5dot1 08:18, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete - Liberapedia spork. SirCs1987UOTM.t.c 07:48, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Meh. Why spork text and not change it? Isn't that plagiarism? Also, that's Dear Leader. I should know, I uploaded the pic. I've got a giant poster of Kim on my wall. I get lost in his eyes, sometimes. *swoon*SirModusoperandiBoinc! 17:15, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
Abstain. I don't know, maybe if there are more votes on keep, me or somebody else might try to fix the article, but right now, I'm not so sure... --RandomDie 01:09, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Rewrite. Funny title, but altogether too much profanity. And not smart profanity either, just a load of "fucking"s and "retard"s. ЖWHEEEEE! 01:23, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
What the hell? What kind of article ever uses a freeze-frame of the Cowbell image? Madness! --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 02:19, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
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Crap nobody wants
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Delete Looks like huff material but seems to have been around forever, so I thought I'd ask. -- 11:51, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete Just nonsense. No sense in nonsense is there people? Heh? No, of course there's not. So let's remove it. Not just for us but for our children and our children's children and even maybe their children. Let's all do a little something today that can have a big effect in the future. Vote DELETE or vote KEEP, but do something. --The Oblong Lobster 20:41, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete. Erm, what The Oblong Lobster said. --RandomDie 03:25, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete ahhhhhhhh what The Oblong Lobster said Evil_One275 | Talk | Contribs04:36, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete. Tsk, tsk, tsk. --RandomDie 18:39, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete What are Grues anyway? Who knows. Probably something computery. Some random character nobody's heard of off of some cruelly overlooked Sci-Fi film. They might even be off the Metal Gear Solid video game. I don't think I'm going to find out. I'm going to look them up on Wikipedia...just a minute, I'll be right back....Ehhh there's quite a choice. I suppose it must be the character off of Pitch Black, which is quite an obscure Sci-Fi film. I was right. Anyway Delete. Did I say that? The Oblong Lobster 09:26, 7 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete ha ha --Asahatter (annoy) 17:26, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete This is poor. It really is. It has no future. It has no tomorrow. Its yesterday was fairly poor. The Oblong Lobster 20:45, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
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Delete stupid concept,most of the stuff is not needed in the article Evil_One275 | Talk | Contribs13:43, 4 November 2007 (UTC
Delete - shouldn't be here --Asahatter (annoy) 17:24, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete - This should have been a lot better. So much better in fact, that we would bow down to it and bring it apples. So good that we would spurt juice on it; stroke cats on it; spread the cream of a goat over ir. But it's not and we need to say goodbye! The Oblong Lobster 20:47, 6 November 2007 (UTC)
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Nomination I'm not sure on this one. It kind of looks like ▄▄█▀▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀ to me. ----Kip > Talk•Works•• 21:29, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete. Unfunny, badly-written shit, a stoopid idea, and yet another pointless list. And I prefer Orange Tango anyway. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 14:41, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete. You know how sometimes when you read bad articles your eyes glaze over involuntarily like they're trying to protect you from the tripe in front of them? I got that with this. --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 14:43, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete. Same thing happened to me too. --RandomDie 18:16, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the warnings, I'll slack gay jokes. I'm currently working on the article. Because I'm a HTF fan, I won't let my article down. --Mr Alex 21:31, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
Note also that help is welcome.
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Burninate. More random crap. --RandomDie 05:25, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Delete. TV show or not, the article still feels random as hell and unfunny. Plus way too many gay "jokes". --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 10:57, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Not random: it's a stupid TV show. -- Le Cejak•<-> 05:28, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
You're right, Care Bears do suck. But really not Happy Tree Friends. Because I'm a HTF fan, I won't let my article down. --Mr Alex 22:54, 21 August 2008 (UTC)
Assmonkey
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Delete. Completely random, a bunch of red links and just gets too listy in the end. --RandomDie 05:13, 4 November 2007 (UTC)
Keep. Didn't spot vanity. Didn't spot funny either, mind, but it's not badly written or offensive, just in need of a joke transfusion. Rewrite tag? --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 11:41, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
Keep all it needs is a small re right Evil_One275 | Talk | Contribs11:41, 3 November 2007 (UTC)