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Old Negro Space Program

Ripped from negrospaceprogram.com (quite a funny presentation there, incidentally. Rather Uncyclopedic, in fact). Nothing original here. --Rcmurphy KUN 22:31, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Ooops I deleted again. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:16, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Shooting people who have gift certificates for resturaunts.

Kill people bearing gift certificates? How about killing this not-funny article instead? --Hessef 21:32, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Axe - ... and they ask me, "why do you hate kids with such passion?" --Unissakävelijä 22:47, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I accidently deleted this article too. I hate it when that happens to bad articles. Sorry. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:18, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Leeroy Jenkins

Useless content, but seems linked from several pages. Should be rewritten? --Splaka 23:23, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I just voiced my opinion on moving this from QVFD. It was quick. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 00:02, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Tim Blomfield

Honestly, is this crap written by a two year old? I tried to think or a more useless waste of time and resources but failed. --Rollo75 23:04, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Huff --Splaka 23:23, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Delete Anybody want to join me on a crusade against rampant and idiotic gay-negative-stereotyping of Uncyclopedia? As much as I hate to take anything seriously on this site, the whole "OMG ___ is gay" sort of thing is starting to piss me off an unfunny to boot. I'm sure a search for a few key words would turn up some ridiculously large and disproportionately shitty slew of articles, but the task of rooting through them all on my lonesome is somewhat daunting. --Spintherism 00:00, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Agreed. "If you are going to bash gays, be funny about it." like Buffalo got back isn't.

Zane's Mom, Isaac Brock, Cody Simmons, True G's, Evan

All by the same author,, and all vanity. --KP CUN 02:03, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Delete Whack 'em all. --Rcmurphy KUN 04:44, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Forrest Gump and Forest Gump

Two articles. Even when combined, there is not enough funny. --KP CUN 20:38, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Those were QVFDers if I ever saw them. Well, I do have loose standards, but still... Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:22, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)


Not great, and has also been vandalised a couple of times (blanking and vanity). Kill it? -- Codeine OUN Bur. 11:16, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

KEEP!!!!! To many people who know what feesch is this page means something....I say keep it! I am fond of it. an Artyone.

Definitely Keep it! Feesch is an important issue to many people. Simple ingnorance is not a valid reason for deletion! ..... Rock-ape

I'm with the keep it brigade... - -- 14:22, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)Hengistrob

Hmmm. Any comments not from first-time visitor fanboys? -- Codeine OUN Bur. (Petition) 14:22, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

We may be first time posters on this but we are definitely not boys!!! feesch is an institution beloved to its friends, uncyclopedia should prize all of its readers half as much as the lizardy one does his. - an Artyone

KEEP IT! feesch is an institution, without it we'd all be roaming the streets!!! Gaelflyn. p.s. i am a fangirl... groupy if u like.

Life without Feesch is like a blunt pencil - pointless. Edmond Blackadder.

What is a fanboy and where can I get one? LizardMan.

I Vote To keep It DrWho(Mork)

Absolutely, unquestionably, can't possibly delete such a wonderful website....... a fishy person... :-)

KEEP FEESCH 48 Thousand people cant be wrong! Can they?--Ricky Horror 17:08, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Someone has been trying to edit peoples votes on here!--Artyone 17:21, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Im deleting this since the votes have obviously been stuffed. --Nytrospawn 20:57, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The votes were all for, so why delete? the people who voted were all real people who are feeschy friends. Just because some noob changed "what is a fanboy" to "jason is a fannyboy" and changed a couple of for votes to against, is no reason to delete...in fact quite the opposite.--Artyone 06:58, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Because Feesch is non notable, and the page was utter shit --Nytrospawn 17:06, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

such eloquence....--Artyone 20:55, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

You have to think of things in Darwinian terms. Those articles that are most fit (fitness being defined as not getting deleted) aren't deleted, while the weaker ones (those that get deleted) are generally deleted. --Spintherism 22:30, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Captain Beefheart

This appears to be a genuine bio, albeit not very well written. Suggest huffing or it shall remain an appendix. --Rollo75 06:50, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC) This cries REWRITE! --MonkeyGem 07:12, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Delete Uncyclopedia is not a jokebook and this rubbish has no room on here. Wilde must be rolling around in his grave even more then he usually is. -- 07:22, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Delete This is QVFD material. What is there to discuss? And why isn't there a Captain Bee Fart article? --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 09:59, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Captain Beefheart was a musician, and this bio is crap and unfunny. Remove the heart and let it die. AmyNelson 13:57, 5 Sep 2005 (BST)

Nytrospawn killed it -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:01, 7 Sep 2005 (UTC)

various Proofs

There are some reduntant pages for proofs repeating the text from the main proof article (most one-two lines). (for example, Proof by Obfuscation) -Yonir

Would you mind actually listing the articles in question? I think you give us too much credit by thinking we are not lazy and would actually actively hunt these articles down. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 08:00, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Delete, (BTW: I peeked them in his contribs myself.) --Splaka CUN Bur. SG CM © 08:12, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Oh, I forgot. We have one un-lazy person, who would probably otherwise qualify for admin. Gotta work on that laziness, Spläka. It's holding you back. ~MM
I'll respond to that later, um maybe. (how's that?) --Splaka CUN Bur. SG CM © 09:00, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

To each his own strategy. I work by filling comment areas with swathes of writing, yet contributing little to the core content of uncyclopedia. In fact, with all my deletions, I think I have managed to actually add negative content to uncyclopedia. Now that, my friend, is the hallmark of good management.

Regardless, I whacked all proofs that Yonir had slapped a VFD template on, and, of course, left the main article. --Famine 15:25, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Keep -- 00:03, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)


This appears to just be vanity. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 19:35, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Update: User deleted VFD tag. Was reinstated with a warning, and suggestion to move page to user namespace. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 05:05, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

'Huff or Snuff - It sucks, and not in the good way. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 03:44, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

This page allows the public to see what it means to be JS. Think how Joe Strummer would feel. (or Jerry Sienfield, Jerry Springer.. Jessica Simpsons?)

Its so obscure that in all likelyhood it isnt a vanity page. So I give it a weak keep/massive nonsensceorization --Nytrospawn 20:00, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I'm not sure I see the same correlation between obscurity and non-vanity that Nytrospawn does. I'm tempted to redirect it to my (speaking of vanity) wonderful Vanity page article. --Spintherism 17:39, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
And I'm following Spin's advice, and doing just that. --Famine 17:51, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The Hobo Prince

Vanity page? His user page redirects to here. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 20:42, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete, with a slim possibility for rewrite --ComaVN 21:49, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Wait - See what happens. If it develops into something, KEEP (obviously), otherwise DELETE. If I was a betting man, I'd bet on delete. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 00:04, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Move to User:Thehoboprince or do a David Bravo on his arse --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 09:07, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Suggestion - We all hold hands and dance and see if I get off my lazy butt and finally tell the story of my mysterious origin. HINT! It has to do with pants and chicken salad. :) --The Hobo Prince
Then ye shall finish it, so say we all --Nytrospawn 16:14, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Response - FINE! I will finish it. But first I sleep. After sleep comes creativity and the non-bad spelling powers.--The Hobo Prince
Tick-toc-tick-toc-tick-toc. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 08:18, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Its been a week and the article hasnt been fixed up. In 24 hours (or in the next 5 minutes) I will delete this page --Nytrospawn 13:51, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Nytrospawn has since deleted the page --Rcmurphy KUN 05:03, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)


Well, um, somewhat factual, and basicallty seems to serve no reason for existing. --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 20:13, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

  • QVFD-worthy. --Carlb 20:14, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Squash --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 00:05, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
BORING Delete--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 09:04, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kill kill kill Qaz 08:11, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Down with the scorpions. --Unissakävelijä 09:29, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Did the deed. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 10:07, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)


I just couldn't quite bring myself to off this one from QVFD, so here it is to be judged. --IMBJR (Goatse Virgin) 11:41, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

delete no redeeming qualities whatsoever. --ComaVN 12:26, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
BORING Delete--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 13:01, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete not funny in the least. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 08:38, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete No question about it. --Unissakävelijä 09:16, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Fell off the back of a lorry -- Codeine OUN Bur. 09:49, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

It doesn't matter what your answer is so long as you feel good about it math

Retained --Rcmurphy KUN 05:00, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I'm fairly conservative but I get thoroughly sick and tired of right wing ideologues that twist the facts to support their agenda. If the agenda was humor, I might feel differently, but the people I'm thinking of are a humorless bunch. My gut feeling about this article is that it was written by people of the same stripe, people whose sense of humor has died (and yet they still think they are funny). Am I totally off base here? Is this article funny, and I'm just missing the joke? Is it meant to be ironic or Swiftian? --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 03:36, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Comment: this was written by User:Orion Blastar, who I believe has made a wide range of political articles that lampoon both the right wing and the left. So I don't think it's really a question of political agenda. Whether it's funny, though - that's a different question. --Rcmurphy KUN 04:47, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep I haven't always found all of Orion Blastar's political articles funny (even put one up for deletion once), but I liked this one. Whether or not an article pushes an agenda shouldn't matter. Although I'm not a fan of the "capitalistic oppressors" answer someone added. It seems to deviate a bit from the point.-- 05:15, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep. I think it's reasonably funny. --ComaVN 06:43, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete It's a "they disagree with me politically so they must be morons" rant. I don't get the "Liberals hate America" meme--nearly half of voters voted for Kerry and a slim majority voted for Gore. If there were that many America-haters in America, the U.S. would be in full blown civil war by now. I also checked out Orion Blaster's "New Math" article. New Math was born and deseveredly died in the 1960's. Apparently Orion likes to kick a horse that's been dead for decades as long as he can beat up a of his few straw men (phony depictions of liberals) as well. That all being said, there's quite a bit of unreasonable stuff in any field, including education, which is ripe for mocking. Accusing approximately half of your countrymen of contemplating treasonous acts isn't a good way to make fun of those ideas.--Hessef 07:15, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Are people from another country allowed to accuse half of your countrymen of contemplating treasonous acts? --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 13:03, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Taking things a little too serious maybe? Since when do uncyclopedia articles have to only mock current ideas? The premis of math where any answer is correct can be pretty funny I think. The political part could maybe be removed, because that is, indeed, not very funny. --ComaVN 08:20, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Taking things too seriously can be very funny. For example, Tom's Lehrer's song about New Math is filled with mock seriousness and is actually funny. Saying that a stupid thing is stupid doesn't work as well as describing the stupid thing and letting the audience figure out the absurdities themselves. --Hessef 11:30, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep We need more funny right wing ideologues here as it is even I recognise the left wing bias in a lot of the stuff here, compare Conservatory Party vs. Manual Labour Party for instance, or for that matter the number of articles on "right-wing" papers (hence my plea for The Guardian).--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 09:52, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep What Elvis say. --Spintherism 14:45, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Smite I have no issue with the content or POV. However, it sucks. I agree we could use more funny articles like this, but this is not all that amusing. Rewrite it, fast-forwarding to our intrepid business leaders from Enron and Worldcom applying these skills, and it might be a decent article. As it is, it is crap. --Famine 23:54, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

ASCII cows

Seems to be cut/pasted from websites such as this --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 22:09, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

This question has been raised before; the originating sources are in the public domain. --Carlb 22:35, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)
It may be legal, but (IMHO) it isn't really Uncyclopedia worthy. It was pasted without proper formatting, isn't very funny, and isn't easily wikiable (hard to add a cow joke for the average user). It is also quite long (80k or so). If it were edited into wikicode, split into sections, and original material added however... --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 22:52, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete I don't claim to be an expert on what the Uncyclopedia should or should not be, but a repository for mediocre email forwards just doesn't quite capture my imagination. What I believe makes the Uncyclopedia special is that nearly every article is unique in the interweb, and the information cannot be found elsewhere. (Anybody looking for those cows could find them more easily via google or even the Wikipedia) There are, of course, many exceptions, some of them forgivable, and others less so, but it will be a dark day in the VFD indeed when the Uncyclopedia is reduced to an index of banal and unoriginal internet humor. (And here's evidence of my Flip-Flopper pride, by the way.)--Spintherism 23:07, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Dunno what I said last time but we don't lack content so I see no reason to keep it.--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 00:12, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete but two of them should be moved to You have two cows. I'll get on it. --ComaVN 06:52, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I got on it, and the cows liked it. --ComaVN 07:26, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete It doesnt really matter if its in the public domain. ASCII art, especially bad ASCII art is not funny HAHA, but funny pathetic --Nytrospawn 14:07, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Put out to pasture - Codeine OUN Bur. 09:46, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Pirates versus Ninjas

Direly needs to be rewritten' or else I nix it this afternoon--Flammable CUN 14:56, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

P.S. I suggest moving it to Pirates v. Ninjas for comedic potential--Flammable CUN 14:58, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Interestingly, Encyclopedia Dramatica has Pirates vs. Ninjas on their front page.
I don't care--Flammable CUN 14:19, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)
The fact that ED has it makes this article even more worthy of deletion--Nytrospawn 21:10, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)
That was the intended point.-- 04:04, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewrite Can I take a shot at rewriting it? Please please please? I am part Pirate and part Ninja. This ought to be good.--Orion Blastar 17:52, 22 Aug 2005 (CDT)
Requisition ApprovedKnock your cock off, Blastarman--Flammable CUN 03:01, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewrote I did my best to try to rewrite this page. More detail than before. It leaves the war between Ninjas and Pirates ongoing, and gives somewhat of a reason why. Im a page rewritting fool. I am not sure why I keep being logged out from time to time, it recored my IP, but not my name in the history. Sorry about that. --Orion Blastar 17:32, 23 Aug 2005 (CDT)
Comment Sir I applaud you. 06:33, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Comment Thank yew verry much. I live to serve and write funny stuff. Like New Math and other funny things like the Holy Market, of course others have contributed to those as well, so I cannot take full credit. Orion Blastar 22:33, 24 Aug 2005 (CDT)

Jumping the shark

Redirected to Jump the shark --Rcmurphy KUN 04:53, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Was QVFDed --IMBJR 17:45, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC) Delete; unfunny & we already have Jump the shark. --DWIII 21:43, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC) Rewrite it (and Jump the shark while we're at it, too). Both are too short. --Trevie 23:52, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Added some crap to Jump the shark. It's longer but still not that great. --~~OEJ  ::Comment Perhaps it could be merged to Jump the shark ? 04:36, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Russian Roulette vs. Russian roulette

Russian Roulette redirected to Russian roulette --Rcmurphy KUN 04:51, 6 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The two articles should either fight in a dual to the death, or they should have sex and merge. --KP CUN 09:18, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC) Delete Roulette, Keep/Improve roulette. The former is plain stupid and random nonsense which might make a monkey laugh. The latter is more funny and has an actual reference to why it is called Russian. --Unissakävelijä 15:47, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC) Keep Russian roulette and Delete Russian Roulette. Roulette is more in-depth and amusing. --Trevie 18:34, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Old Negro Space Program

Ripped from negrospaceprogram.com (quite a funny presentation there, incidentally. Rather Uncyclopedic, in fact). Nothing original here. --Rcmurphy KUN 22:31, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)
Ooops I deleted again. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:16, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Shooting people who have gift certificates for resturaunts.

Kill people bearing gift certificates? How about killing this not-funny article instead? --Hessef 21:32, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Axe - ... and they ask me, "why do you hate kids with such passion?" --Unissakävelijä 22:47, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

I accidently deleted this article too. I hate it when that happens to bad articles. Sorry. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 23:18, 8 Sep 2005 (UTC)

United arabian niggers

I am not sure how to handle redirects, can't put a VFD tag on them. I am putting this here instead of QVFD in case it is funny (but it doesn't seem to be) --> unredirected --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 23:11, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Funny? No. Offensive and racist? Yes. Huffed? Again, Yes. -- Codeine 08:38, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)


Smashed --Rcmurphy KUN 01:07, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Orphaned, poorly formatted, and not very funny -- Codeine 09:23, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

God awful shite. Smite it with a pickaxe. Or just delete it. AmyNelson 18:48, 2 Sep 2005 (BST)

Delete/Rewrite There's a little (very little) something to it, but nothing the loss of which would be tragic.--Spintherism 22:05, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Delete Four strikes and you're out. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 23:36, 3 Sep 2005 (UTC)

The Guyver

Too factual? Not Funny? --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 11:42, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Rewrite Someone should make the obvious link between The Guyver and MacGyver --Nytrospawn 16:21, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Done and done......Mhaille

Its getting there --Nytrospawn 19:56, 2 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Another happy ending!


I suggest the category Disease be deleted because we already have "Diseases". Thanks~ --Awshit 08:59, 1 Sep 2005 (UTC)


Huffed --Rcmurphy KUN 01:07, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

"If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"

If this article is deleted, does anybody care?--Spintherism 04:03, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Don't care - In other words, Delete. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 08:31, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
If a mod decides to take a bad entry and huff it without mercy, does it make a sound? --Hessef 08:49, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Trying too hard Chop down and turn into bog roll--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 13:39, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Recycled -- Codeine 17:55, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

A-hole team

Hella stupit. --Spintherism 04:03, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete --Steve Johnsenson 04:21, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 08:35, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 09:21, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)


*Flush --Carlb 21:07, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

  • Delete. I can enjoy jokes about poop, but this is not one of them --ComaVN 21:46, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Hit the dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper I agree with Coma. Poop jokes should be more sophisticated. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 00:00, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I'm really cool if I say shit alot! Delete--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 09:08, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)
That goes without saying. However, not everyone else has your savoire faire. ~MM
Savoir faire, is one thing, but to know how to faire savoir is another.
Can I say it? I could shit out a better article than that.--Nytrospawn 14:03, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Baleeted by someone or other --Rcmurphy KUN 01:07, 4 Sep 2005 (UTC)

Harvested with exteme angelic loving --User:IMBJR/sig 11:52, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete:Appears to be plagarism from some other website. --Carlb 21:52, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Nuke ASAP: It doesn't appear to be plagarism; it is plagarism. See http://www.thespud.com/cards/card0006-blue-balls-cereal.html Adding to quickVfD. --Hessef 07:18, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

The really long list of stupid people who can't count

Fred Flinstone allegedly cannot count. Dunno about you, but I'm not laughing. --Hessef 10:22, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

delete. The total lack of layout, correct spelling and humour physically hurts my puny brain. --ComaVN 10:52, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Boring Delete, furthermore we should destroy Max Kool.--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 15:50, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)
This is actually an article I deleted a month or so ago --Nytrospawn 16:28, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)
In that case CVP, furthermore we should destroy Max Kool--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 17:16, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

DELETE! = not even worth a mouse click's effort = --Alan Truism 19:10, 30 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Max Kool

Only links from one page (inserted by author). Seems like vanity? Is this about someone famousish? --Splaka Bur. SG CM © 08:33, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

What??I have no idea what's going on. Other than that we need a better pic for that template. --Famine 01:00, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Nar, that pic is just excellent: a psychedelic girl paying off via her mouth, unless you know of something even more Bat-shit insane? --User:IMBJR/sig 10:21, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I may be able to shed some light, Max Kool is a character from a crappy tv advert in the UK. The article doesn't relate to the advert though, and seems nonsensical. I vote for decapitation. AmyNelson 16:00, 28 August 2005 (UTC)

Oh now I recognise it, Burn to the ground and sow the fields with salt--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 17:24, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep this is satire at its best. The prose is amazing, the imagery vivid, and...aaaah, who am I kidding. I already deleted it. --Famine 23:05, 29 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Ron Mexico

I rarely ever nominate something for deletion, so here's my token nominee for the quarter. Too much history for me to delete it without feeling a little guilty. --Famine 22:37, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Meh. Delete anyways. I went through all historical versions of the article. None of them are better than the current one and the current one isn't very good. --Hessef 22:59, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete --Rcmurphy KUN 01:59, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)
W00t!!!!! --Famine 00:54, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Willy Shakes

There's a germ of a good idea here. --IMBJR 09:35, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep Swab some agar with some samples of this. I think we can culture this thing in a petri dish. --KP CUN 02:16, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

It doesn't seem to me that this should have its own article though. Wouldn't it be better as a part of whatever the larger Shakespeare article is? --Spintherism 03:52, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Merge and Delete Then spindle, fold, and mutilate. I agree with Spintherism. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 19:30, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Rewrote and moved to undictionary. Didn't see anything else coming of this, and II wanted to clear the deck. --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 01:17, 28 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Cheddar and pickles on rye

I'm giving this 24 hours, then it's huffed. Unless someone has a better idea. --18:18, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete - Article is crap, and factually incorrect, ham is better. AmyNelson 19:41, 26 Aug 2005 (BST)

Delete My swiss and mustard sandwichs are better --Nytrospawn 18:56, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Dull Delete --Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 21:49, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Killed --Famine 22:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

West ham

Two lines, basic definition, only attempt at humor is name-dropping English royalty --Hessef 16:00, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Alf garnett

Huff Pretty much just a random list of occupations --Hessef 16:00, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete Since it was linked to West Ham --Nytrospawn 16:54, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kill --Marcos_Malo OUN S7fc BOotS Bur. | Talk 18:23, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Huff until something better comes along, I'm tempted to do a Prime Minsters of England (US Pres. style) series and Alf would definetly be one (Norman Tebbit as Deputy PM I think)--Sir Elvis KUN FIC Bur. | Petition 21:50, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Onion Head Hat

Delizzle or whatever the kids are saying these days. --Spintherism 05:12, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Nuke ASAP: Copyrighted material It's mangled lyrics from the song Comfort Eagle by the band named Cake. --Hessef 06:48, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Mangled can mean parody, so this may be copyright-ok --User:IMBJR/sig 12:34, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
It's not so much "pardody" as much as "right lyrics in the wrong order". Not funny, either. --Hessef 15:52, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delizzle my nizzle - I like Cake (the band and the spongey bready thing). I don't like this. --Squeezeweasel 09:32, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

The West Wing

Delete or Major Expansion.--Spintherism 05:12, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Burninate Random junk != Funny --Hessef 06:49, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete or Major Expansion. Agreed. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:41, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Killed. --Famine 22:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)


I would QVFD this, but it has categories and templates and such.--Spintherism 05:12, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I 'burned it. Not even worth voting for. Resurrect it if you feel otherwise. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:44, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Darvin Wallace

Delete I couldn't find any evidence that this person is notable/exists, and it's not particularly funny.--Spintherism 05:12, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Actually a few articles link to this, so maybe it's just in need of some major expansion.--Spintherism 05:15, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete and delete the links as well--Abc 08:49, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete - What links? I didn't see any links? =) --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:49, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Killed. --Famine 22:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Is this funny, or does it just make no sense whatsoever? I just don't know anymore. --Spintherism 05:12, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Terminate It's an attempt at pretenious humor that manages to be neither. --Hessef 06:45, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Terminate with extreme prejudice --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:51, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Killed. --Famine 22:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Dark blue

Nuke, please Telling jokes in foreign languages doesn't do anything for me. --Hessef 04:09, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Telling this kind of jokes in my native language doesn't do anything for me, either. ComaVN 06:32, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Kill it --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:52, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Killed. --Famine 22:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Jeff Gannon

Delete or major, major rewrite Bush employing a man-whore in real life is hard to, er, top. This article has stiff competition from reality and doesn't quite measure up. I think this is a clear cut case of truth being stiffer, er, stranger than fiction. --Hessef 03:51, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Killed. --Famine 22:46, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Nuke without mercy. "Pervets" wanting to have sex with donuts is supposed to be funny?--Hessef 02:56, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)


One factual sentence == huff or rewrite ASAP --Hessef 21:57, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete It would be best replaced with a Gilligans Island article --Nytrospawn 23:21, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

One factual sentence = QVFD. Don't waste our precious thinking-time here on something that lame. ;) --Famine 01:58, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)


I'm having a hard time seeing any potential in this. --Hessef 21:37, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete As much as I like bad translations, it's unfunny and smacks of vanity. --Spintherism 21:57, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC) What are you talking about? I see no article there... --Famine 02:06, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Geek Empire

Delete Dolled up vanity, with its own Oscar Wilde quote--Nytrospawn 13:29, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Bart Simpson is sleeping with your wife

The Simpsons are no longer funny because the author of the article kicked Bart in the ass. Okaaaay... --Hessef 08:13, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I bereive that this is prime QVFD materiaL. --Spintherism 09:55, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Huff, Huff until you can't huff anymore--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:10, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Ruthlessly huffed -- Codeine OUN Burninator 11:16, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Gouge Away

Facts, lyrics and opinions and no jokes.--Hessef 06:27, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Because it's not funny, and because any Pixies song is better than any Pappy Roach song. Those who claim otherwise are fools. Fools, I say! --Spintherism 09:51, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Anal B

My mom says I have to get rid of it--Insertwackynamehere CUN 03:20, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:Ranks, Honors, and Awards

I moved a page here and then like 2 minutes later moved it again, so this is pointless. Only the old one and new one which I'm keeping are worth it.--Insertwackynamehere CUN 01:47, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)


I'm quite possibly dim (scratch that, I am dim), but can someone explain the humor in this to me? In terms that a child of 40 would understand? --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:01, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete/Rewrite I get the joke but it's still not that good. --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:21, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Purged the rot so that a new article can grow strong in its place. --Famine 12:19, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)


This used to be a red link from both the Pirate and Ninja articles. It was made into redirect to Uncyclopedia:No Adverts by someone who thought it was a vanity page. Since it's not, I'm putting it up for vote. I've restored it to the non-redirect version.-- 07:18, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

What in the fuck is it?. I don't get out much. Near as I can tell, this spook-mug is some kind of homersexual, not that there's anything wrong with that. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:01, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete Looks like a vanity page about a Non-Notable player of Desert Combat (a Vanity Page dosn't always have to be nice) --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:19, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Vanity or just plain crap, it's gone, and I wiped all traces off the face of the earth. If it returns, my wrath shall be great indeed. --Famine 12:25, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)


The article, which reads, "Um killah, er oh yiiiis Killed the scene with a spoon!", doesn't seem funny to me. -Hessef 11:58, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Redirected to CVP. --Famine 23:52, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

I rather liked this article, but it looks like this all comes from somebody's livejournal. They even copied the "All rights reserved" bit. A shame.
Quite the conflict, while the article is alright, it does indeed come from a livejournal. And you know how much we love livejournal.And Harry Potter. ahem...Delete--Nytrospawn 13:59, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete I might have an ideological problem with universally rejecting most everything non-original, but on a case by case basis, it's OK to reject most everything non-original. (Forgot to signate --Spintherism)

Speedy Neutral Shouldn't it get a {{Vfd}} tag first? Splaka 00:51, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete, unless this tragedy has taken place What if... <horror> ONEOFOURFELLOWUNCYCLOPEDIANSISALIVEJOURNALMEMBER??</horror>If so, ban him/her for 82 years, or until he/she dies. Which ever comes first.

Actually I have a LiveJournal. I haven't updated it in a while though. [1] --Spintherism 22:30, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete The author of the piece is the author of a a book (like a real book you can find in Borders) called, 'movies in 15 minutes.' The Harry Potter thing is from her book, and is also posted on her website. Signed Eta Carinae
It hurt me a little to do it, as I liked the article, but if it wasn't written here, it doesn't stay. So long, Farewell, thank's for....er, nevermind. --Famine 23:41, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Homestar Runner

Someday, someone will write a Homestar Runner article worthy of both Uncyclopedia and Homestar Runner. That day is not today, however. Delete this piece of shit. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 04:20, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Mr. Knews

I'm really not sure if this is actually going to grow up and amount to much. Unless someone is seeing something that I'm not seeing, can we just give it a retroactive abortion? --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 04:06, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC) Aborted, fed to starving raccoons.--Flammable CUN 04:32, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Can someone move this to the undictionary, please? --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 03:53, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Gerry Adams

Make merry or consign to the turdbin of history? --User:IMBJR/sig 12:24, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Im sure someone can make a better article --Nytrospawn 20:43, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Gone. --Famine 02:09, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Coconut Fred

Maybe we should have an "Uncyclopedia Jr.!", for all those unsupervised kids on teh intarweb. Might want to flush the related linked articles, too.

I've already nuked one related page to this, so I say this also needs a dose of hard X-rays --User:IMBJR/sig 12:46, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete --Spintherism 19:55, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Coconut Fred is dead, and I tracked down a bunch more links/pages and deleted them. Do we have space for an UnJR? And can we design a test to automagically route people there? Based on logical thought and use of 31337 s|>3@|<? --Famine 02:20, 26 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Japanese scheisse pr0n

Delete (icky and pointless). --DWIII 19:29, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete--20:45, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

That was indeed a shitty article. --Famine 16:47, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

The Jetsons

Canceled --User:IMBJR/sig 11
48, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Was QVFDed, could be loved in the right way --IMBJR 19:14, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Axe Not funny. --Unissakävelijä 13:24, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete but somebody should write the Jetsetters article. I liked that. --Spintherism 00:42, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Was QVFDed --IMBJR 12:43, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Undictionary Send it there--Nytrospawn 17:36, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC) Delete It - Too factual and not too funny. --Trevie 18:31, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Undictionary seems more appropriate. --Fausto 10:43, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Undictionaryificated -- Codeine 15:53, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Wilshire Boulevard

Deleted by someone or other. --Rcmurphy KUN 02:07, 27 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I created it, then some yahoo wrote a piece of crap article in it, and now I changed the only page that links to it to no longer link to it. So basically it's a poorly written orphan article that no one gives a crap about. Bag it. --Jlam4911 05:54, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I'm confused. According to the page history, you are not the creator of the page, is and you have merely marked it for VFD (incorrectly I might add - since you've not used the {{vfd}} tag) and added a little unauthorised editorial voice. I am also at a loss in finding the page you claim to have editted to no longer point at Wilshire Boulevard - please indicate which page that is. --IMBJR 17:20, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I dont understand the circumstances around this either. Maybe someone can clarify?--Nytrospawn 17:40, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
OK, I created the original link to the page, which at the time didn't exist. Somebody wrote something unfunny there, and I realized that the page probably didn't need to exist in the first place. Then I added my "unauthorised" editorial voice (BTW, who do I see and what forms do I need to fill out to get authorized? If there's a blood test involved, then count me out.) It's now "correctly" marked for deletion too. Now, I've given myself a slap on the wrist and I got someone to flog me mercilessly for not following protocol :)
You forgot to fill out form H4xd. That flogging was unofficial and undocumented. Report to us tomorrow for your official flogging.--Flammable CUN 02:44, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I'll bring the breadsticks. Now we have all that branehurt sorted, I shall pull the plug on this sucka. --User:IMBJR/sig 11:44, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)

BTW, the page that originally linked to it is Talent agent --Jlam4911 02:43, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Go Ed! --Unissakävelijä 15:58, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

20th century

Huffed from the time stream --User:IMBJR/sig 11
46, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Was QVFDed --IMBJR 09:41, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete - I get the joke, but it's too simple. --Trevie 18:37, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Kept due to voter apathy--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 15:28, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC) Was QVFDed. --IMBJR 09:43, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Teabagged --User:IMBJR/sig 11
44, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

This article has had over a week, but refuses to shape up. Unless it gets a stay of execution from the governor, this article needs to be huffed, regardless of whether society is to blame. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:29, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Zaku is a Gundam plot device. Which automagically makes the article suck --Nytrospawn 21:13, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

  • Wrote some incoherent nonsence, although given the content of the article that could only be an improvement. 07:04, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete User: tried but it's still no good --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 11:28, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)
(sigh) Well I never claimed to be funny. I guess it's back to adding year pages. 04:39, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)
It was a valiant effort but an artists needs quality material to work with. --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 09:56, 22 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Drowned with some kittens --User:IMBJR/sig 11
41, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Delete Bit too Vanity and unfunny for my liking--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 16:13, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Jesus!!! Edits on Uncyclopaedia for vanity!!!???!!! Christ. -- 14:30, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)Jagman Keep


I unblanked it, but it still looks like a sack of crap. Discuss--Flammable CUN 13:59, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

It need tenticling to death - delete!!! --User:IMBJR/sig 18:15, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Beheaded, fed to the peasants as "Kyoto beef"--Flammable CUN 18:17, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Flying monkeys

Was QVFDed --IMBJR 19:10, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Killed,' gutted and taxidermified--Flammable CUN<;/small> 00:04, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Town bicycle

Was QVFDed --IMBJR 12:42, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete I didn't get it. Maybe I should hang out with bisexuals? --Unissakävelijä 15:50, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Sounds like an inside joke or something --Nytrospawn 17:38, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Certified Sack o' Crap. Burned and thrown in front of Old Man Johnson's house.--Flammable CUN 23:50, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Apparently, there are poets amongst us. Get out your revolvers. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 09:10, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Fanned the Hammer at it's punk ass.--Flammable CUN 23:54, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Vesh & Is It Fishing?

Sent to the choir invisible --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 08:55, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC) Does this Vesh guy think we're happy to read his crap? That we'd pay money to sniff his arse? --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 05:32, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Pretty craptactular. --KP CUN 06:35, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Deleting this shit So many vanity pages. They shall DIE --Nytrospawn 17:41, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)


(Moved from qvfd) Is this what the kids were listening to 5 years ago? --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 19:58, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Looks like it took 0.2 seconds to write. --Unissakävelijä 15:38, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Destroyed.--Flammable CUN 23:56, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Supremely huffed immediately. Hey, Marcos, you should ask for sysop rights, then you could nuke this sort of thing without letting me smell it --IMBJR 21:26, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Who should I ask? And what happens when I'm rejected? Will I have to go write bad poetry in my livejournal and act all tragic at the mall? --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 05:32, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Make your case at the Village Dump. If you are rejected, we get to beat you with breadsticks. --IMBJR 12:36, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

<s>Maybe this would be funny if there wasn't already so much of this crap floating around, but I doubt it. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 19:25, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Wish sandwich and Ricochet biscuit

Deleted --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 08:54, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

These two go together like shit on a cracker. A particularly nasty cracker named Jed. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 19:25, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Have the waiter take these two nasty dishes back. --KP CUN 06:37, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC) </s>


Huffed --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 08:51, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC) Was QVFDed --IMBJR 09:39, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

RED=NOT GREEN IS FUNNY--Flammable CUN 23:52, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Kept--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 08:50, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Has a certain charm --IMBJR 09:48, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep A thing of beauty. Reminds me of the Vampire Watermelon. --Spintherism 17:09, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep. We can put it in the greenhouse and cover it with manure. Maybe something will grow out of it. --KP CUN 02:14, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep I'm reversing my vote. The kid has put some work into improving it, and it has it's charm. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 05:35, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep now fer sure I like that Wikispecies feel to it --IMBJR 19:33, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Kat Pysher

Maybe I just don't get the joke, but it seems to me like an inane attempt at revenge or something. Not that I disapprove of inaneness, of course. --ComaVN 14:23, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC) (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) removed this from VFD he's got a 24 hour ban for his trouble --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 14:34, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

You getting soft hearted in your old age? =) --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:49, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Seems like a fairly dull vanity/attack page, not even amusing (which is it's worse sin)--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 14:30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete - I have no idea who Kat Pysher is. I thought maybe she was some "roll and rock" singer that the young people are into nowadays. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:49, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete Sounds like some kid is upset with something --Nytrospawn 18:52, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Deleted --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 08:48, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC) If this is supposed to be funny, that's just sad. --Marcos Malo (not logged in) (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) removed this from VFD he's also got a 24 hour ban --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 14:36, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I'd have QVFDed this sucka --IMBJR 13:52, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Much Obliged. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:07, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Rewritten --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 08:46, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Could be fashioned into a thing of funny --IMBJR 13:52, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

I was amused, so I did a bit of tweaking.-- 01:46, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Eye, that's better --IMBJR 19:31, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Visual Basic

Kept --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 08:44, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)

QVFD Not humour, someone's just writen an article about Visual Basic--Joachim22 09:23, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep Actually just about entirely non-factual and rather amusing, but only for coders and people with some knowledge of true events. -- 03:29, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep It is not that bad. Definately for people that have use vb at some point in the past and tried .net too. I 've seen worse!

Keep I don't know vb (or have knowledge of true events), and I still found it mildly amusing. --Spintherism 17:41, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Chinese food

Deleted redirect to category didn't really work --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:26, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete While a good article could be written about Chinese food, that article will not have anything genetically in common with the current one. Send this article to Carousel where it can be renewed. --KP CUN 22:58, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Keep I improved the article and added an entry on the food page about the normal clothing of food so that this silly mr or ms KP will understand the OBVIOUS cultural joke that is being made on behalf of the aforementioned point of subject (and/or issue). This should be sufficient and also enough to completely keep the article of wonderfullness hereby and herafter to be kept. Chinese food article would make more sense if someone didn't make the Japanese Food mini-article I wrote alongside it to disappear completely. User: 20:22, 16 Aug 2005 (GMT+1)

Delete or rewrite
Seems to be mostly leftovers, served cold. The deleted Japan entry was a crumb, "Japanese food is like Chinese but more cosplay oriented" and one sentence fragment does not an encyclopædia article make. I've moved the one line into Chinese food for the moment, but don't consider this mess salvageable, even as chop suey. --Carlb 14:31, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Delete and Redirect: how about redirect to Category: Chinese Food jsldub 19:54 , Aug 19 2005 (GMT+5)

Rewrite: It needs more than just one joke, considering how much could be written on the subject.. --Trevie 00:26, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)

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