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I just slam on the keyboard and magic happens

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Strong Keepnveppvn This three time deletion survivor (in the first 2010 attempt the wiki beat it back with a -5 vote) has a long history here, and not only should be kept, but pages which survive so many times should be given special status and left alone. Let's bring some sense to this VFD process and go after pages which should be huffed, not longtime classics. Aleister 2:29 30-10-'13
  2. Symbol keep vote Weak keep. No rationale behind why I like this page, except the random Shakespeare (a million monkeys and a million typewriters…). I would make the concession that it could be moved into BHOP with no real loss.                               Puppy's talk page07:57 30 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol keep vote Please, don't move it anywhere! I will try to do something about it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:48, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
    Made it shorter and changed some stuff. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:58, October 30, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing magic about it. One clever concept — a page completely in a single style of gibberish — though it is the exact same concept as AAAAAAAA! and a few others. But it is at the top of our moron magnets; there is no writer on the web so awful that he cannot "contribute" to this page. This is what BHOP is for (Count to a million). Spıke ¬ 02:11 30-Oct-13
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A Grue

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mashed in-jokes, again.                               Puppy's talk page12:40 28 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Navelism. Spıke ¬ 13:07 28-Oct-13
  3. Redirect it to Grue ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:42, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Never understood it. Long time since I was in short pants I guess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:36, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Started life as a redirect, let's end it the same way. Captain gull (talk) 09:10, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
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A balloon did it

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. While we're on the topic of in-jokes created by mashing other in-jokes and memes.                               Puppy's talk page12:37 28 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Navelism. Uncyclopedians basing articles not on real-world "encyclopedia" reality but on other Uncyclopedia articles are writing to themselves and showing contempt for our readers. Spıke ¬ 12:57 28-Oct-13
  3. Crap ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:41, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye gods. Vintage El Crappo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:51, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. An in-joke gone off on a tangent somewhere in orbit. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:44, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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3D animation

Score: 0
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I gave it a weak Keep in 2010 and worked on it thereafter. I saw Hitler in the first sentence and was sure I had not done enough, but the previous discussion makes clear his name is not spoken in vain. Perhaps the article itself should make it clearer. Spıke ¬ 22:10 21-Oct-13
  2. Per Spike, and I think I worked on this. Feature. Aleister 23-10
    Evidently, you didn't. Otherwise it surely would have been. Spıke ¬ 17:38 23-Oct-13
    I read it yesterday and it held my attention throughout. You either saved it or a ghost did. Aleister today
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Meme-ridden, random. Aparently out of all people, Adolf Hitler invented 3D animation - surprise! Unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:59, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agree. It reads as incomplete, and the start doesn't promise enough to continue reading.                               Puppy's talk page09:25 22 Oct 2013
    This specific problem is corrected, as the Intro now has more meat before name-dropping der Führer. Spıke ¬ 17:38 23-Oct-13
Comments

Kept due to lack of consensus. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:53, October 29, 2013 (UTC)

25.807

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, random, not likely to be typed in. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:54, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a topic we don't need an article on, by an Uncyclopedian with absolutely nothing to say about it. Spıke ¬ 22:21 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:55, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This has a okay mathmatical pun as the base. If 666 is evil, and money is the root of all evil, then 25.807 is the root of evil, ergo 25.807 is money. Beyond that, which the article doesn't explain properly, there is nothing redeeming. I like mathematics humour, so sue me.                               Puppy's talk page09:20 22 Oct 2013
    It's too bad I didn't use my calculator before voting. And worse that, as you say, the article does not develop its one nexus to the real world. Still, that makes it a page where the reader has to guess the punch line to read the (alleged) joke. Do you know the square root of 69? "Ate something." Spıke ¬ 11:49 22-Oct-13
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. One in the eye for the nerds. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:34, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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2 Wizards 1 Cup

Score: 5
Keep (2)
  1. Butt Poop series. I think in jokes are so in that people want to push them into being out jokes and then actually push them out. Keep them in and we'll all be happy, including msnbc if he comes back. And this new "delete first" standard, with the color red focusing the eye on delete, is bias towards killing articles and I object by pooping. Aleister pooping right now
  2. A very rare moment of mine to vote here. I like this article and it's helarious...and I can't imagine why a visitor to this site would be shocked to see an article like this. There is a viewership here for articles like this...and compared to family guy or Seth Rogan movies...this article is like kindergarten. --ShabiDOO 01:21, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    We are not complaining about the shocking nature of the article, simply about the lack of humour. The only reason that you want to keep it appears to be that it combines some in-jokes (that have been out-dated and forgotten). What is funny about these two specific in-jokes? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:19, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    See User talk:Shabidoo#2 wizards and blah blah                               Puppy's talk page07:29 27 Oct 2013
    No Scott...that is NOT why I voted for. --ShabiDOO 18:29, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    Point accepted (discussed in Puppy's link). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:11, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
    There you go, I fixed it. I didn't know what it would look like, and lolololol when I saw it. Aleister 27-10
Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In-joke + shock porn meme = even worse in-joke.                               Puppy's talk page11:46 26 Oct 2013
    Two in-jokes and a shock porn meme! Aleister 00:28 27-10-'13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm sorry Al, in-joke or no in-joke doesn't come into it. I see no humour here. As for Mnbvcxz, spell his name right won't you? (It doesn't take a genius to press some keys in order!) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:37, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
    I play with his name with his consent (between us it's a nickname) and am also trying to save an article by Socky which fits rights into two in-joke series. The humour is there if someone sees it. I find it funny, and weird, just like, ah, Mnbvcxz (yech, no, I don't like spelling it out, but wait, it's a good guitar technique to get used to unusual finger placements. Aleister 26-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Scott and Pup. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:58, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny (apart from author's own glee in subjecting the reader to a discussion of excrement) and unencyclopedic. Spıke ¬ 19:41 26-Oct-13
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worst in-joke I've ever seen. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:57, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:39, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Double Navelism without the Whipped Cream (a de Sade Sundae). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:49, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

99 Lives

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memish, unfunny. Lack of content. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:18, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A 2005 work of two guys who went on to do much better stuff than this random walk on a nonexistent pier. That's not to say there's anything better in the page history. Spıke ¬ 13:35 25-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every great Uncyclopedian has an article like this in their history. Despite it being a good example of how even better writers can write some absolute crap, this serves no purpose - especially not to elicit humour.                               Puppy's talk page07:34 29 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly unfunny nonsense. Captain gull (talk) 10:34, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seems to be an exercise in pointlessness (i.e. like writing for a certain wiki or two). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:40, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:FFS

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. PuppyOnTheRadio tagged it, after I mentioned it in passing recently, but no one wrote a nomination. This venerable Uncyclopedia tradition, in which we "vote" our most unfavorite Uncyclopedian off the island — all in fun, of course, but with actual gripes never too far below the surface — deserves to go where, I hope, we have succeeded in sending Joke Bans. Spıke ¬ 01:01 14-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have no objection with joke bans, but this page has exceeded its welcome. Ker-kill it.                               Puppy's talk page07:37 14 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:47, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:43, October 16, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Aaah, it's so hard saying goodbye to one of the most unfunny jokes in Uncyclopedia, Ban <insert name here>, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:47, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  • I think it worth retiring, not deleting per say. It does have some historical value to anyone interested in the site's history. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:36, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  • Vote closed. With no support for the page expressed in two weeks, I will take Frosty's comment as a fifth vote and implement his suggestion of "retiring" the page rather than deleting it. Spıke ¬ 15:43 29-Oct-13

867-5309

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:28, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cute musical trivia, but terrible article. I'd like to see it as a redirect to HowTo:Get Over Jenny. Anyone navigating to this page would get the reference.                               Puppy's talk page10:58 24 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Puppy's suggested redirect would be an improvement. Spıke ¬ 13:01 24-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 00:41, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. As per Pup. Captain gull (talk) 10:24, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
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1989 Zombie Invasion

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made-up story full of memes and un-original content. No humour just randomness. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:26, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What he said. Spıke ¬ 20:38 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. No.                               Puppy's talk page09:00 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:07, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:20, October 27, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 95 Theses H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The humour was predictable but still not bad. The image should be replaced. The list needs to be shorter. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:25, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly DELETE) The re-write and touchh up has helped. The comedy is very good now and I laughed a lot. Still annoyed about the list though, still needs improving. Good enough to keep as long as the list is worked on. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Saved--Anton199.) I share ScottPat's concern; the article should not claim to present all 95 theses. One problem we state about lists is that they tell the same joke over and over; the other problem is that they invite dumb additions. Anton's structuring of the theses is admirable, but they are still lists that suffer from these two things. It would be better to substitute a paragraph or two of funny description/overview in each case. Spıke ¬ 10:23 26-Oct-13
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Being an ignorant atheist I don't know whether the title refers to a real thing but it starts off with memish, unfunny intro and ends in memish unfunny list (with guess what 96 theses!!!!). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:32, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As a practising Roman Catholic Priest of the Jesuit order, I think it has potential. I removed the references to the external site, and the following text that was relating to it, along with the list for lists' sake, and saw a stub with a decent premise, but in need of extension, which with enough rewriting could become accessible to more readers. I'm not going to do the rewrite though, and as it is I think it's too obscure to reach much of an audience, and the external link just bugs me. (Also concerned that it may be too derivative of that external site, but haven't visited it to confirm.)                               Puppy's talk page12:11 24 Oct 2013
Comments
  • If you really don't know if this relates to something real, check Wikipedia before nominating. The Intro has potential. The only section--driven by the need to list 95 things, including in cases where the author punts--is classic listcruft. Can this be reclaimed by deleting this list and making the Intro read cleverly? If not, you can always redirect to Ph.D.. Not that this title is vital, but some of Luther's actual 95 theses surely are suitable for ridicule. Spıke ¬ 10:38 24-Oct-13
    Ok I have looked up what the 95 theses really is and I am slightly embarrased to have not known about it however the article is still poor and listy so doesn't merit a keep on this wiki. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:59, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
    Rewrote some parts. Still listy, but that's the point, no? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:36, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
    No it isn't. When an article is about a list then it should be paragraphed instead of listed. You don't just write a list of the Ten Commandments for the Ten Commandments article or write a list of the seven wonders of the World for the Seven Wonders of the World article. The 95 theses should be mentioned in paragraphed text with some mentioned in detail and some given a quick mention or no mention at all. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:54, October 26, 2013 (UTC)
    I get your points and will work more. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:57, October 26, 2013 (UTC)

4 Minutes to Save the World

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, memish, out-of-date and unfunny. Seems to talk about unrelated dictatorships, a war, a movie and stuff without many links. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:21, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written by MeatLoafFan, who must view as a must-read an article about stuff the Powers That Be don't want you to know. The article has nothing to say, funny or not, and no one will look it up in our encyclopedia, even Greens who want to see if we made fun of 10 Years to Save the World by substituting 4 for 10. Author also gave us UnNews:Barack Obama assassinated. Robert Gates sworn in as 44th president. It survived VFD in 2008 on, among other things, Simsie's unfounded hope that lighter humor would be forthcoming. Spıke ¬ 18:38 23-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It can go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:24, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have no idea what I just read.                               Puppy's talk page12:03 24 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A bad article about a mediocre old pop song. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:00, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 What to do if you open your front door one day and there is a portal to an alternate dimension instead of what you expected to see, which was probably something along the lines of whatever is usually outside your house H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I kinda like this one. The absurdity works for me.                               Puppy's talk page11:56 24 Oct 2013
  2. Always liked this one. Aleister 24-10
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Was helpful. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:15, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny. Lack of content. No one will ever type it in. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:08, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Absurdly long everything is now a trite old joke (2006, in this case). Spıke ¬ 10:18 24-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:19, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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Category:Over 9000

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Category doesn't make sense. No one will type it in. Random and irrelevant. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:24, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It does make sense; it is a gaming meme, overused here by authors who think gaming is inherently funny, to mean "a lot." But attaching this category to any page communicates nothing. Spıke ¬ 10:26 24-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:41, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:23, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something something Oprah something.                               Puppy's talk page11:50 24 Oct 2013
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:02, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
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UnNews:Barack Obama assassinated. Robert Gates sworn in as 44th president.

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't like it when UnNews projects are deleted. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 02:00, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mentioned in the nomination below. Assassination Humor is not good, even if this one ever got the lightening up that Simsie was hoping for when she voted to Keep it last time. Spıke ¬ 18:43 23-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No improvements, too serious and scary. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:50, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Boris Johnson can technically become President of America. We should tell more Americans that and scare them into getting a good President on the throne of America! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:33, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  4. The author is playing with fire, and the Secret Service. So is Bill O'Reilly. Aleister 23-10
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't agree with deleting something based purely on its name space, but also don't agree it retaining something with the same justification. Offsetting the vote with that as justification.                               Puppy's talk page12:00 24 Oct 2013
Comments
  • Puppy's opinion is more than opinion. Votes need to pertain to the contents of the page, and I will exercise the discretion to underweigh votes that do not pertain to the page. Spıke ¬ 12:17 24-Oct-13

🔒 Time signature H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Saved. Spıke ¬ 21:08 23-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete) Spike's changes sway my vote. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:24, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, unfunny. The template at the top tells us that the article will be deleted if not changed in 30 days. The last edit was over a year ago. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:15, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • An article with an expired {{Expand}} could be listed on QVFD to remind Admins to patrol it. But this article was tagged by the fallen-away Admin who invented Forest Fire Week, and the tag might require a second look. Author gets some good comedy pitches but fouls them off, with about one joke per section: The preoccupation with powers-of-two; "cunt time" and insults of the reader; communism and domination (nowhere near as clever as ScottPat's Commanism article). "We all know what that means....'Nuff said." In short, it would be easy to make this funny, and the author tried and came close. Spıke ¬ 18:32 23-Oct-13

Category:Articles Lyrithya will delete some day and Category:Articles deleted by Lyrithya at some point

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Two in joke categories for the price of one.                               Puppy's talk page11:05 22 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think these were created only to be added on Forum:Lyrithya and her op abuse. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:01, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Don't crack wise with the navigation tools." Categories should help us find stuff, not be a way to retell the trite joke of absurdly long nav-tools (which is Illogicopedia's claim to fame) or a way to "contribute" to articles by rubber-stamping rather than creative writing. By the way, Lyrithya is one of the proprietors of a directly competing website and does not need to be memorialized in random articles. Her only current involvement with this website is to cajole and threaten me to unwatch the article on us at Wikipedia. Spıke ¬ 12:03 22-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:25, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not so much whether Lyrithya is elsewhere but this is a navelism. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:25, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

Suddenly, Zombiebaron

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I created this, but now regret it. In-joke well past its use-by on this site.                               Puppy's talk page12:14 22 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorry to have declined your QVFD. Let's get this done. Spıke ¬ 12:17 22-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:25, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Suddenly, huffed. Captain gull (talk) 10:09, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. It was funny in its time, but that time has now passed. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 19:52, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

2006 Atlantic hurricane season

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, lack of content. Written as though refering to 2006 in the future. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:06, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "This year's list of hurricanes who are expected to cause a trouble." It was written at the start of the 2006 hurricane season. It was very timely then — especially as Hurricane Katrina had hit, FEMA had performed its statutory function of preventing aid from getting to the region before it could be certified as rule-compliant, Bush had just given Brown his vote of confidence and Democrats were salivating. Now it's badly dated, mostly because there is no timeless humor at all. Smells like English as a Second Language. Spıke ¬ 22:34 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. English as a second language, but funny barely makes it in as a 10th language.                               Puppy's talk page08:57 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Blow away. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:46, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Would have been better on UnNews but not by much. Captain gull (talk) 10:03, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
Comments

I eat my own shit

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Most of it is pretty funny. Also, if saved, it can be moved to Why?:I eat my own shit and that way it will make more sense. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:51, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Move. As below. Spıke ¬ 12:07 22-Oct-13
  3. Symbol keep vote Swayed vote. Damned good template.                               Puppy's talk page12:26 22 Oct 2013
  4. Keep and move to Why?space. Captain gull (talk) 10:07, October 23, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. May be funny but is just disgusting. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:23, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can deal with disgusting, but this just doesn't have anything funny beyond that. Interesting fact - this.                               Puppy's talk page09:31 22 Oct 2013
    Yes, it does. "This is not why I lost my children to the state." The serious treatment of an absurd idea is very funny. For the record, we allow "funny but disgusting," though the articles in the Yuky Doody series were merely disgusting. Also, Sannse has never even proposed that we put the phone number of the Poison Control Center at the top of the page with a warning to readers not to actually try the maneuver contemplated on the page. The templates at the bottom are a "victory lap" by the author and should go. Spıke ¬ 11:44 22-Oct-13
    The “in my opinion” in my above rationale was implied, if not explicit.                               Puppy's talk page11:58 22 Oct 2013
    I assume most rationales are the voter's opinion. Did I succeed in rebutting it? Spıke ¬ 12:07 22-Oct-13
    Not really, imo.                               Puppy's talk page12:10 22 Oct 2013
    I have added a Corporate Cover-your-ass Template so Wikia won't get sued by people eating their own shit. Whew, just in time. Spıke ¬ 12:20 22-Oct-13
    Okay, that sways my vote.                               Puppy's talk page12:26 22 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:46, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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2009 World Bloodbath Classic

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Same reasons as below. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:20, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yup; like the other one, this isn't clearly based on some real tournament. Author bangs out an elimination match of Uncyclopedia memes. Spıke ¬ 22:27 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I need healthy oxygen... Wait? Was I voting in my sleeping mind for a moment!? Anyways, I agreed with above. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:54, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above, and below.                               Puppy's talk page09:21 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even the author got bored before finishing it. Captain gull (talk) 09:23, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Captain gull. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:57, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bin it up and leave it to be collected for electron recycling. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:38, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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2009 Bloodbath Confederations Cup

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made-up, un-funny and memish. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:18, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have never seen this before, and I was surprised when I saw the blood ghost in the picture. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:10, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
    Newman, that would leave about 30,000 articles you have never seen before (not a reason to vote Delete). Spıke ¬ 22:25 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. We might have a place with a few satire articles on Wikipedia articles on tournaments. But this author banged this out too quickly — The competitors are a list of memes and he can't be bothered to write a report for each of the matches. And, as usual, the page title is a takeoff rather than something someone will search for; that would put pressure on the author to make fun of events in the actual tournament. Spıke ¬ 22:25 21-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think I nommed this once before. As in nominated. I didn't think it was tasty at all.                               Puppy's talk page08:57 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Im lazy again, Brazil wins 1-0. Goodbye" Captain gull (talk) 09:35, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Again, per Captain gull. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:58, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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Industria

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2007 article about a nonexistent country that's not even linked to any page or template. In short, other than its categories, there was no way someone could've had access to it. Also, if it wasn't for the red links, it would have an OK illustration but it also lacks humour so... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:43, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only work of author Sampedestal. A neglected page on a nonexistent country and its Wacky War. At the moment when the reader is looking for a reason to jump in, author tells me it borders on Something-or-Other. Spıke ¬ 11:36 20-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Badderer.                               Puppy's talk page09:15 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Full of red-links, not so full of cleverness. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:28, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Playstation 5 H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. "It will run on ten hydrogen fuel cells smaller than a smartie though it will never melt in you'r hands" in the Intro got my interest. Overlong and needs proofreading but it has a strategy. The Template:Game Consoles ensures that it can be found despite its fictionality. Spıke ¬ 23:53 19-Oct-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonexistent console that was not ever announced yet, and I have already requested a rewrite for Playstation 4 on that article's talk page just around now. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:37, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
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Derkaderkastan

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another nonexistent country article from 2006 (edited at the start of this year by new user DerkaDerkaStan). Located beneath Iran, "known to take a dump on each others chests to signify great sex." A photo-less dead end. Spıke ¬ 15:50 18-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:34, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:02, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:59, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Captain gull (talk) 08:54, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hard to pick the lower point between william as a country, or Makalagadanibanafartipantsistanderkaderkastanisherpasherplandsteven.                               Puppy's talk page09:11 22 Oct 2013
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Kittenolivia

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Non-existent and shitty --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:33, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article no one is going to look for, except off our Latin America Navigation Template where it reduces the realism of many country articles without increasing their humor. Cute kittens plus a "former Yugoslav republic [that] destroyed the moon." Bonus: A Wacky War. Spıke ¬ 11:08 14-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:17, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Feline randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:57, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Captain gull (talk) 08:46, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I ask myself, does the one article support the existence of the other?                               Puppy's talk page09:08 22 Oct 2013
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Ancient Kittenolivia

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Non-existent and shitty --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 08:33, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chapter 2 of a personal fantasy story arc. This one is not even accessible from the nation nav-template (though it is, inexplicably, on Template:Civilization), nor certainly because anyone wants an article on the prehistory of a made-up country. Author Flutter discloses in 2009 that he wrote the article in 2007 but forgot to submit it "here" (going straight to the mirror site?). Spıke ¬ 11:14 14-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm back from my weekend trip, and I believe this is a spoof off of the Animal Crossing character Olivia. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:53, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dull. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:59, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ditto all of the above. Captain gull (talk) 08:40, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I answer myself - fuck no!                               Puppy's talk page09:08 22 Oct 2013
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Fake religion (moved from Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousism)

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  1. I don't think it is funny, considering that it is a fake religion. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:34, October 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is a fake religion, with the usual trappings of fake relics and rituals that these articles have. Anton's move of it to Fake religion makes it more likely that someone will find it, but less likely that they will understand it once they get there. There is no humor concept except an absurdly long word, which is a joke that was not done by us but by the movie. Spıke ¬ 13:43 5-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Burn the heretic! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:34, October 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:45, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I looked at WP:Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious to see if there was anything there that could be worked in here to make it better. This isn't as good as the WP version, and that has a clean-up template on it.                               Puppy's talk page09:03 22 Oct 2013
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  1. I don't know if this works or not, but I moved this article to Fake religion. I am not taking back my nomination, in case it does not make it better. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:41, October 5, 2013 (UTC)

1812 Overture

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Absolute random gibberish. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:39, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It started out okay and I was willing to forgive a certain amount of randomness. Halfway through, the rasher of red-links began and the article still had not shown any theme. Finally--a dumb list of memes. Spıke ¬ 22:09 4-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:43, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Drew Carey                               Puppy's talk page08:50 22 Oct 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. OMG LIEK WTF R U KRAZY!? Captain gull (talk) 09:09, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
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)

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Three lines of writing. Not funny. Written backwards (I don't get that joke) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:11, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Author" took a screenshot of the navigation template, reversed it, and made it the article. Funny? Why? Spıke ¬ 20:31 2-Oct-13
  3. The idea is funny, but it is not connected to ). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:30, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:30, October 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dumb concept, dumb execution. Captain gull (talk) 08:28, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.                               Puppy's talk page08:50 22 Oct 2013
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Ellipses

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You guessed it another keyboard alphabet filler! Not funny, lacking content and un-encyclopedic. Completely random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:12, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article tries to survive by hiding in the category of "pages in the style of the thing they're about." It has no other humor. Spıke ¬ 13:43 2-Oct-13
  3. Right Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:21, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 07:49, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.. "lol.......i wonder what poop tastes like.........^_^" - Some n00b.......                               Puppy's talk page08:50 22 Oct 2013
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Dihydrogen Monoxide

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is an almost verbatim copy of http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html, and links directly to that site as well. As the originating site is copyrighted, this blatant plagiarism is not original content, and outside of our ToS.                               Puppy's talk page09:59 19 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete - Agreed Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:00, October 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Moreover, the external site pulls off the hoax better than we do. Not clear this bit of theft requires a VFD vote, but we're almost there. Spıke ¬ 12:32 19-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think so. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:50, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unoriginal content. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 13:14, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
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'N Sync

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft. Not funny and devoid of content once lists removed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:09, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's Pantera all over again. Starts gay, ends listy. Spıke ¬ 19:13 2-Oct-13
  3. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:22, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:05, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:12, October 17, 2013 (UTC)
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No America

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  1. Symbol delete vote "Does anyone give a shit about this arctile" The article has no theme other than: This doesn't exist, no one knows anything, everything sucks, and no one cares. Author NoNameBrand "creaated arctile in a hurry!" in 2008 and nothing was ever done with it, until today Anon replaced the nonsense year number 0 with the nonsense year number √-2. Spıke ¬ 15:40 11-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. America may have no government but it still exists! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:14, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:54, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad article, is just offending me, as it is saying my country is nothing. I also noticed that the author spelled the word "article" wrong as well. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:12, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Outdated and unfunny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:09, October 14, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. ScottPat, it's not even based on the US goverment shutdown. Just some "Anti-american" crap. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:54, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I do realise, I have read it. I merely mentioned that you can't say America doesn't exist just because it's federal government is non-existant. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:46, October 11, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Shit Creek H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote Saved. The initial illustration makes it look like a real place, and that is good enough for me. That the Intro also admits that the reader came here looking for simple toilet humor stains it, as it were. I'll work on it. Spıke ¬ 21:45 11-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Agreed. It is more an article making fun of a colloquial expression. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:50, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
    And best that it not explain in the Intro that it is doing so. Spıke ¬ 22:19 11-Oct-13
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Spike's improvements. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:23, October 12, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is bad, and also is not just that, but it is also not a real place, but rather the saying mentioned in the article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:35, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Anton, you often write against gratuitous obscenity on Uncyclopedia--would you concede that there is sometimes a point to playing in Shit? Spıke ¬ 22:24 11-Oct-13
    Sometimes. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:29, October 12, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 / H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The slash character has a storied history in computing, and I've now provided some of it. Spıke ¬ 13:25 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's true, this article really lacks of humour right now but what it does have is a very neat appearance which generates high hopes to me. Maybe add a couple of images (That's going to be kinda hard) and some good old penis jokes and it can become a pretty good article. Well, as good as an article about a slash can be. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 22:10, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Illustration, check. Penis joke, check. Vote closed. Spıke ¬ 13:30 13-Oct-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Devoid of content. Lacking humour. Utter randomness. It is only there as a filler for the keyboard alphabet template. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:08, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not that funny. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:56, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Wolverhampton H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Adequate, following a little de-crufting just now. Spıke ¬ 15:25 6-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Something something denzaism. Anyways, it looks better now. You need a core to start improving off of. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 13:28, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is short, and needs either more work or deletion. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 14:07, October 6, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Red Teacup H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The concept is great, as nominator says, and the execution could be repaired. On the talk page, departed Admin Andorin Kato explains why he did not take the page to VFD in 2009 despite its awful second half. This is ready-made instructions to anyone wishing to earn a VFD Save. (I voted Symbol delete vote Delete in 2010, saying I didn't see a point to the page.) Spıke ¬ 22:08 3-Oct-13
  2. RedCheckMark Strong keep. What Spike said. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:52, October 7, 2013 (UTC)
  3. My mom's a little red teacup, short and stout. Here is her handle, here is her spout. Aleister 11-10
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, random, nonsense. I think the concept of a British naval officer being a drug lord is great but this article poorly executes it with a made-up name. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
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1963 Sheepo Cover Up Act

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made up event. Horrible title. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:53, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon in 2006 uses a page title no one will look for, for yet another retelling of the Welsh sheep-shagger joke, and not a terribly clever one. But I have fixed the inept start of the article. Spıke ¬ 22:05 4-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. No title picture either. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:25, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
    Yes, but absence of pix is usually remedied by editing, not deleting. Spıke ¬ 12:42 6-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. If it was funnier it may have been worth keeping but it isn't so it goes. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:18, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Crap -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 10:14, Oct. 11, 2013
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Water Gun Drive-Bys

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful article from 2007, and we're nothing but picking up steam for newer qualities. Delete. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:20, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It almost reads like an UnNews — or that bikers from Devon are writing about themselves. Spıke ¬ 23:24 2-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:38, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:27, October 6, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Lol Steam, water... am I the only one who saw that? But yeah, the article sucks. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 13:30, October 11, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 1947 Horse-Throwing Competition H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is an article by TOAST who was later unmasked as a sock puppet by a group of users (see TOAST's discussion page and my response at the time). That aside, the article isn't bad enough to be deleted in my view. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:14, October 6, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Liked the page when it was written, like it now. And per Romartus. TOAST was a fine user, and gave many people many laughs many times. Aleister 9-10
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, nonsensical. Made-up event. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:45, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author TOAST begins, "I feel it necessary to give you my recollection of that day's event." (Shabidoo wrote the final words, "which of course, never happened" to add insult to injury.) I hope no one outside this panel feels it necessary to read the recollection. Spıke ¬ 22:16 4-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Babble. Just babble. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:20, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
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100 reasons to ban Lyrithya

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft. Random nonsense that isn't funny. Meme/in-joke about a user who is no longer here that only a few people will ever get. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:56, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. First-person vanity with a description of the joy of writing first-person vanity. If anyone wants to preserve the past, simply move this to BHOP where it belonged. Spıke ¬ 19:12 1-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad article. Delete. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:52, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. As per author's request. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:20, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. It's one of Frosty's articles. Could park it there if we don't want it on mainspace. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:15, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    • You or I could retrieve it from the mag-tapes if he protests. Or he could, come to think of it. Spıke ¬ 22:13 3-Oct-13
      • Everything I wrote pre-2012 sucks unbelievably. Huff away. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:52, October 9, 2013 (UTC)
        • Your wish is my command, as it is almost entirely your article (with contributions by subject and by others who have fallen away). Two of the illustrations are orphans except in your userspace; please clean up if you think they suck unbelievably as well. Spıke ¬ 14:54 10-Oct-13

Area C4M3R00N

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't even.                               Puppy's talk page11:31 01 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Leet in the title ensures readers will never select it. It has only one concept, government conspiracy, on which it breaks no ground. It has no humor. I considered moving this article, to double down and ask voters if you would delete it if it were our only article on the nation, but Cameroon is comparatively complete. Spıke ¬ 12:11 1-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:56, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is downright painful to my viewing, and agreed with everyone above. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:21, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 14:21, October 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Fuck Me

Score: 4
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  1. Keep. I just voted to save this good article deja vu style. Will take out the one quote too many. ALeIsTeR 15-9-'13
    You didn't. I just have (removed Wilde #2 and "Some redneck guy"). It doesn't change a thing. Deleting Section 4 (the listcruft) wouldn't help either. Spıke ¬ 23:59 15-Sep-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:35, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The point of this page is the glee of swearing to strangers. When it documents the many uses of the word "fuck," it's informative and not funny. When it dabbles in history, it's babbling and not funny. Spıke ¬ 12:48 15-Sep-13
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Awful. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:54, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Insert gratuitous link to Tvtropes article on Screw Yourself. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 17:04, September 16, 2013 (UTC)(Curse you abusefilter17 D:)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article is funny from time to time. But you can see how the author struggles with himself in order to write comedy and not a pornographic novel. At some moments, you can actually see a border between the two. P.S. I did not understand why the "the whore I am" picture violated Wikia terms of use. But, anyway, we won't need this image anymore, of the article gets deleted. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:38, September 17, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • The article is poorly named, but as we already have an article named Fuck the author was limited in what he could do. Having said that we need a good article on Fuck, but there's a huge challenge - it ha been done before many, many times. Every attempt to create a new article on Fuck - or any of it's derivative forms - that I have seen over the time I've been active has been a copy of something I have read off-site. This is not a bad article, but what's good about it has been done too many times before to be classed as "original humour".                               Puppy's talk page07:54 28 Sep 2013
  • All gone. In view of the strong argument in Puppy's non-vote, the weak argument in Aleister's "deja vu" (based on some other ballot) vote, and the fact that Aleister already saved the illustration he wanted, citing the inevitability of this vote, I have huffed it with just a +4. Spıke ¬ 14:46 10-Oct-13

🔒 Other War of 1812 H D Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Nope (Ruining Scott's nomination) The George Bush quote us very good! I especially liked the last parts of the article, but even the first ones can work. Scott, the fact that you were new, does not mean it is bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:01, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    It's random, unfunny nonsense. The title refers to a made up war. A better version can be found at War of 1812. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:14, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    If you really want to, then I will take back my vote. But don't be so critical to yourself: the article may need a slight rewrite but it is good. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:45, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
    Not on the strength of yet another observation that Bush was an inept speaker. Spıke ¬ 18:26 3-Oct-13
  2. Well, since it has gone so long without a delete decision I'm gonna vote to keep it. And since it may be kept, only Allah knows, I urge ScottPat to bring it up to feature status. That's usually a good way to handle the dogs you've written. So Symbol keep vote Keep. Aleister 4-10-'13
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Self-nom and Delete Vote for my article please! Yes well what can I say I was a noob. Utter random, incoherent nonsense with minimal funny parts. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:38, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. In case Puppy again objects to having to review for deletion a page with only one contributor, I disclaim my brief involvement with it. Spıke ¬ 16:47 3-Oct-13
Comments
  • Vote closed. Nominator is allowed to renominate in one month; or you can try QVFD, where I am unsure whether the salient point is that it has only one contributor or, like a Parliamentary motion, it was "given to the body" and cannot be unmade. Having sought a vote and not gotten it, however, perhaps you had better not try work-arounds. Spıke ¬ 23:22 7-Oct-13

🔒 12 year olds invading the Internet H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This actually is a well-read and well-known page here. It was saved in the past with a large plurality of votes, and that alone should render it untouchable. A popular page, even though it isn't hilarious (although most 12 year olds are, the young women at least, who I pry away from their mothers with candy apples and folding money). Aleister Gandhi's Birthday, '13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. What Al said. Except the bit about stealing children - my parole officer may be reading. Pup What's good for the goose is good for the Ghandi, '13
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not that funny. Un-encyclopedic. Use of second person. Random images. It would be funnier if it was an article written as though it resembled a 12 year old writing it. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:30, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. There is humor to be had on this subject. But as it goes on and on with actual dialogue of 12-year-olds, it becomes clearer that author thinks they are so stupid as to be funny, and author is cataloguing their humor rather than writing humor. Spıke ¬ 20:38 2-Oct-13
Comments
  • I abstained in 2010 when this was kept, 6-1; I was not here in 2007 when it survived, 4-5. Spıke ¬ 20:38 2-Oct-13

🔒 127.0.0.1 (Uncensored) H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Strong keep. Follow the link to Wikipedia. 127.0.0.1 is one of the IP addresses that are designed to loop back to the sender. The joke is that every criticism the author makes of 127.0.0.1's bad behavior is done without realizing that it is his own behavior. Spıke ¬ 20:45 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly DELETE) I see the humour now. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:49, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (0)

#Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. Talks about IP address. Not encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:25, October 2, 2013 (UTC)

Comments
  • In fact, this article should replace "127.0.0.1" (the censored one). See below. Spıke ¬ 20:45 2-Oct-13

🔒 127.0.0.1 H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 3
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Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Overuse of censored. See above. Spıke ¬ 20:45 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:49, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redundant if the other one is kept. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:40, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I will in fact regard this not as deletion of content but as an edit to remove censoring via {{C}} and do the operation proposed above. Spıke ¬ 12:06 7-Oct-13

🔒 Half H D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. A fine vessel for the photos. I hate spoof mathematical formulas, but this one works. It would fit perfectly in UnDictionary. Spıke ¬ 18:44 26-Sep-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. A joke might be to leave all the words half spelled, but that would get really annoying. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:04, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, lack of content. Un-encyclopedic. Uses 2nd person narrative. The only part worth saving is the spoof mathematical formula. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:14, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
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2005cruft

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't get it. It's seems a little bit too childish. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 21:42, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The subject of the article, "2005cruft," is our term for crufty articles that have been on the site since its start, in 2005. This is archetypal bad writing that is not saved by being "a page in the style of the thing it's about." Namely, unattributable quotations, memes from Chuck Norris to Hitler, swastikas painted on anuses, lists of junk entries, and nonsense numbers. It is the typical page that offers the author the glee of having finished an Uncyclopedia page without having to spray-paint a bridge abutment, and offers the reader nothing. Spıke ¬ 21:52 3-Oct-13
  3. Derpy face Revenge Of The Bronies - "It seem's a little bit too childish." - A guy who watches a cartoon for little girls on Mr-ex777's writing. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:07, Oct. 4, 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote My anus already has too many swastikas ...I'd rather not talk about it... (Talking about the anal swastikas; concerning the page, I usually like things in the style of the thing that its written about, but this isn't good enough for me to giggle... like a schoolgirl)--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 116:54, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:55, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rubbish. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:33, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. My main criteria, while judging the article, is, when everything that ought to be cut out would be cut out, if there would still be anything good in the article. In this case, I think that there will. There are many jokes, but they are not phrased well: that's why the article should be rephrased. There is some absolutely useless first and second persona, but that too can be changed. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:48, September 30, 2013 (UTC)
  2. A save by Anton. Aleister 3-10-'13
    Spike did the second half. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 05:57, October 4, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, full of memes. Use of 2nd person and Un-encyclopedic writing. Rambles on about made-up nonsense. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:25, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. ??? --Sog1970 (talk) 19:37, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As a semi-response to Anton, I'd like to point out my rationale. I look for the humour in an article, but also how accessible that humour is. If the humour is buried in incomprehensibility, I'll consider how much effort it would take to remove the chaff and leave the pearls. I then consider the time it would take me to do it, and if I'd get value for the effort. In this instance I'd have to remove 80-90% of the existing content, and rewrite the remainder to legibility. That would leave me with a two paragraph stub, which isn't sufficient to support it's survival as a stand-alone article. Then I'd have to build a concept around that stub, and expand fivefold in order to get an article oreasinable length with only a small amount of value behind it.
    If I was to instead leave it to be deleted, it opens up an avenue for another writer to come along and create a new article from scratch, without being bogged down by the existing junk. It removes a poor article from existence, which discourages the croon of similar dross.
    In short, it shouldn't survive as is, and I'm not going to fix it, so better for it to be deleted, and make room for new creative input.                               Puppy's talk page10:03 01 Oct 2013
    You did not notice that I have rewritten half of the article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 06:02, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. All of the above, and also a poor imitation of English. It needs a theme. 10:13 29-Sep-13 Rescinded. Spıke ¬ 10:12 3-Oct-13
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🔒 Å H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The punk/metal thing is a perfectly fine comedy strategy for a character from a Scandinavian language. "Not funny for sober people" does not apply to this article; it is a robo-response from a pulldown menu in Admins' Delete dialogue that has been used on nominator's work, not a magic phrase that can be used to delete good pages. Spıke ¬ 13:41 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Inoffensive in my view but not z grade deletable. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:12, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very poor article, not funny for sober people, and only refers to the foreign letter as a musician who formed a famous punk rock and metal band. Also, another one of those old letter and punctuation articles. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:17, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Ali vs Frasier H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is not "very short," the quotations are hardly weird, it is about a real boxing encounter, and it is coherent and playful. Nothing wrong with it. Spıke ¬ 13:33 2-Oct-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.Undercooked and in need of some sharpening here and there but not that bad. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:13, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is very short, not that funny, and weird quotations. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:10, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
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Greater Albania

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not humourous. Random facts, country doesn't even exist. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:22, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The intro makes it clear that the country doesn't exist and the article won't be worth the reader's time. Full of anti-gay and racial tension. Spıke ¬ 19:28 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per above even though I don't believe that just because an article is about an non-existent country makes it automatically qualified for VFD. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:33, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeah, it doesn't matter if it doesn't exist, but the lack of humour does very much matter. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. It can go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:12, October 3, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Hot dog H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 3
Keep (0)
  • Symbol keep vote Keep. Saved, by me in my userspace. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:18, October 2, 2013 (UTC)
    Vote struck. See my comment below. Taking a copy of this article for rework does not mean you want the existing article kept. If deleted, you would be free to republish a new article if you significantly repaired it. If kept, indeed, it would be controversial for you to totally rework what we voted to keep. Spıke ¬ 13:39 2-Oct-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This listy little article has only one joke: that a frankfurter is essentially a penis, something it was delightful for the young author to type but won't take the reader anywhere he has not already gone in his mind. Redirecting this to Dogshit sandwich would kill two birds with one stone. Spıke ¬ 14:56 2-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:38, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:32, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I am planning to make an improvement to this article in my userspace and removing the lower organ jokes and other stupid stuff. And this would probably be the case. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:55, September 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Your "plan" seems to have halted voting on this page. Please take a copy of it now (or ask me for a copy after it gets deleted). Deletion will not bar you or anyone from writing a replacement page. Spıke ¬ 14:15 14-Sep-13
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Inconclusive after 721 hours. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:38, October 2, 2013 (UTC)

Captain Raccoon

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Captain Raccoon is least known superheroes the world has ever seen This 2007 creation about nothing is so aimless that its only function is to invite endless additions to its disjointed list. Spıke ¬ 17:49 28-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:53, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:45, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:47, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote For. Definite feature material! (This is VFH, right?)                               Puppy's talk page09:47 01 Oct 2013
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That time I nearly took a sojourn to Canada while I was being raped by a yak

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Same thing. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:54, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:30, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It seems as though every member of the Uncyclopedia clique (that stormed away together "in protest of Wikia") wrote one. This one was designated during the website's notorious Kristallnacht but spared, certainly as a personal favor. Oh, sorry, we are supposed to address content: Well, there is nothing funny about the article. Spıke ¬ 17:17 28-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:47, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Nazi during my sojourn to Ireland

Score: 5
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  1. An in-joke about an in-joke which parodies another in-joke. In-jokes all the way down. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:43, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. So many of them; and the only thing that makes them even interesting (they are not funny) is that there are others. Spıke ¬ 13:20 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wouldn't want this now would we? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:49, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's turtles all the way down! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
    The world stands on in-jokes. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:59, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Serious case of ingrowing navelism. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:49, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a camel during my sojourn in Mecca

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Again. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:41, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Imitation, not comedy. Anon can do this by lengthening a list. Spıke ¬ 13:19 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This will be like ticking boxes on a checklist! (He said in a very Machaevellan way!)Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:48, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. NRV. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:50, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That Time I Was Nearly Raped by a Frenchman during my sojourn to Paris

Score: 5
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  1. I am tired. Tired of all these in-jokes. I am tired of all the in-jokes about in-jokes. I am tired of people creating them to make themselves look cool. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:43, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author is tired. Tired of writing comedy, and increasingly convinced that he is the comedy and not merely the craftsman, as when even Saturday Night Live had the cameras pan out and capture their acting rather than the act. This is what I always mean by "amusing the author to prank the reader." These articles aren't funny beyond the act of creating them and trading winks with fellow pranksters. Spıke ¬ 13:18 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:49, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. C'est merde. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:56, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That time I nearly maed a yuky doody during my sojourn in Canada

Score: 5
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  1. Making an in-joke about an in-joke. That is worse than "Fisher Price:A Retrospective". Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:37, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. More Bowel Movement Humor. Spıke ¬ 13:12 28-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:48, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Double navelism. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:51, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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The Theory of the Cosmos

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A creation by Yours Truly in their early days as an Uncyclopedian. Made-up theory riddled by memes and un-humourous writing. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:17, September 27, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nominator is the only contributor. You have come a long way. Spıke ¬ 11:27 27-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Quotes, lists, typical "newb" pitfalls. Start over. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 12:45, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. The title alone, "Theory of Cosmos", opens a large horizon of possible jokes and gives and such a theme gives an opportunity to develop a great humour strategy. Now, I don't know why the author did not do this. Scott... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:59, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Author request, so voting blind purely to add numbers to what could have been done via QVFD with no eyebrows raised. (If it was "That time I was nearly raped by a quatum physicist during my sojourn into the theory of the cosmos" I'd vote to keep.)                               Puppy's talk page09:43 01 Oct 2013
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Scientists Run The Government Conspiracy Theory

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not very funny. Badly written. Not very encyclopedic. Rambles on and doesn't make many jokes about scientists running the country other than to make pokemon references mock Jews and mention Pac Man. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:02, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittos. First part has nothing really new or witty to say about Hitler v. Jews but uses them both as memes. Section 2 stalls as author asks himself why he is rambling, then rambles about Uncyclopedia, then dives in about Bush and the No Child Left Behind law. Author has no wit to add to that either; is it merely advocacy? Finally, the memes line up in lists, from "L Ron Hubbard" to "You". Get rid. Spıke ¬ 17:27 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Ugh -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:07, September 27, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:51, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Former name with quotation marks was a pointless redirect that I have now deleted. Spıke ¬ 17:23 26-Sep-13

Pantera

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A gamer provides his view of the band. To-wit: "a merry group of fags, who one day decided to record the sound of there own love making." If you jump in despite that Intro, the first section tells a joke with excessive recursion. It is nothing but toilet humor thereafter, and that's after I deleted a listing of band members and the usual Discography. Spıke ¬ 02:48 14-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:25, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Easy button That was easy. Terrible article first made in 2005, during the very early days of Uncyclopedia. It had improved some more, then someone added pictures and more other stuff. Then, someone decided to blank part of it, and it still remained a very poor and unfunny article for years. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:13, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
    If you have found a version in the page history that you think is better, you are welcome to substitute it (and reattach {{VFD}}) and we'll vote on that. In fact, the nominator is supposed to do that. Spıke ¬ 13:18 14-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:16, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:52, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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Perrin Aybara

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Someone put in a large amount of time over several days, and then came back to edit it quite awhile later, and likely learned a lot here during this process. But I'm voting to keep the page since I don't think it's enough to huff. Maybe the author just needs a note on his talk page to go back and polish it and/or ask for assistance. Aleister 19:00 in these parts
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am not convinced that Anon today at Talk:Perrin Aybara ("This is the best thing to ever hit internet!") is not just a random spambot, but he has found a cache of babble, Randumbo, and listcruft. Spıke ¬ 21:23 5-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. God, this is awful. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:55, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The quotes are bad and once they are removed it leaves nothing. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:46, September 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is very old and I don't think the author will ever want to come back. But we can still notify him. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:18, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Easy button That was easy. Not funny. It is somewhat possible that someone can salvage this. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:30, September 15, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:53, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a dinosaur during my sojourn in the Mesozoic

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I found one more that can be added here but I think it will be too much. Sorry for making you vote for many similar articles but I don't know how else to do this. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:59, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:29, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The large number of virtually identical articles with names that no reader will search for points to contempt for (actually: disinterest in) the reader. Spıke ¬ 17:19 28-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Sog1970 (talk) 19:38, September 29, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 19 Kids and Counting H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Keepable now. Spıke ¬ 12:58 21-Sep-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poor article from 2008 that has been bad and offending since then. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:36, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I've renamed this article to align with the actual name of the TV show and its Wikipedia article, and will edit it to make clear that the Duggars are not specific, non-celebrity individuals being cyberbullied (for which I briefly banned Anon). It is a cruft magnet, as the TV show is about a Christian family with a disdain for birth control. Anyone with a beef about breeders, Christians, and toothless hillbillies, will pile on. At the moment, the article has no comedy strategy except ridiculing the Duggar Family, and by extension any family that shares their values, and calling them sluts. This could be remedied. Spıke ¬ 22:58 16-Sep-13
  • I rewrote the "Before kids" section so that it aligns more closely with the Wikipedia article, and I think it works better. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:37, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
    Yikes! hope that isn't autobiographical! Also, the table of the 19 kids is serving the exact function that listcruft usually does: As an Anon magnet to tell the same joke again. Is there a better approach here? Spıke ¬ 12:58 21-Sep-13
    No, I never married or had kids, and my conversion experience was much earlier in life (and not at a service), so it's not autobiographical. As to the table, a better approach would be to have a section about each one of the kids, with a corresponding paragraph (similar to the one I deleted about the oldest because it failed hard), but I am not familiar enough with the show or the kids to do so myself. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 15:56, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
    Me neither, having temporarily concluded (see above) that this was Anon thinking his neighbors the Duggars needed ridiculing on Uncyclopedia. Your suggestion would solve the table's problem, if anyone out there can undertake it. Spıke ¬ 17:14 21-Sep-13

That time I nearly got my period all over the biggest mall in the world during my sojourn in Canada

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  1. That time I nearly got eye-raped by a bloody in-joke Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:38, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. No thank you. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 12:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crude is funnier for the author than for the reader, and the author is long gone. Spıke ¬ 12:59 28-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:48, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:42, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. A shining example of the past must not be destroyed. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Had never seen it before, opened it up, and smiled. So, keep, for personal phsyiological (u spell it) reaction. Aleister 26-9
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Same as above. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 12:47, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. Only content is an image and a Russian reversal meme. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:53, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
    Correction it has an option setting which means that a number of unhumorous memes appear. These are either dead or simply not funny and this article has no place on this website. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:55, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. One of the website's most ponderous examples of an author amusing himself by pranking the reader. Spıke ¬ 17:59 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. God no. --Sog1970 (talk) 21:08, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
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ChavScum

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page has been on the site since 2006. It is the essence of chav-cruft and used to contain a section inviting future editors to document individual chavs. Editorializing in the page title and the title's unusual spelling (which no random reader is ever going to type) is because its sole purpose has always been to document, and to guide Uncyclopedia readers to, a specific blog in the .uk domain (references now removed). It is not original comedy writing. Spıke ¬ 13:49 16-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bang and the article is gone! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, September 16, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Absolute wank. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 10:00, September 20, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think this article is funny. Voted. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 02:13, September 21, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:45, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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0therWorldKingdom

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poor English makes jokes and content incomprehensible (the title of the article is an exampleof this). Not sure whether that is deliberate however I do not get the joke if it is. Seems to be about a "unofficial" country set up in the middle of France according to wikipedia: WP:Other World Kingdom (Much like the Principality of Sealand).Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:07, September 27, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote The Previous Owner of This Village Have a Notorious Person. A friend of me say, huff it. Spıke ¬ 18:49 26-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote A cat is fine too Poorly written. Like the typer was a kitten. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:02, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 23:05, September 26, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:56, September 28, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Rucka Rucka Ali H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. A real article, about a real "comedian", with a real comedy strategy: Misstate the source material. Ali does not seem like a good comedian, mostly specializing in racial stereotypes; and this article isn't the best ever, mostly replacing the truth about Ali with the exact opposite without using the change to make a clever point, but it is trying to do what we try to do. Spıke ¬ 11:18 15-Sep-13
  2. Per Spike. Aleister 15-9
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad article, and I don't see any thing that funny in this article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:45, September 14, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 , H T D Survivor Oldvfd