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๐Ÿ”’ Bearded dragon H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. As I voted in 2011. Newman, "No one will ever search for it" is not a magic mantra that one can utter as proof that a page should be deleted. It is a phrase I use to refer to a page title that is only notable after the reader has finished reading the page in question, comparable to, "You have to type the punch line to read the joke." It does not apply to this page, as Wikipedia tells us "bearded dragon" (Pogona barbata) is an Australian lizard. Now, last time, we were promised some work on this, and it still could use some; author seems to treat the bearded dragon as a concept he invented that is funny because he invented it. Spıke ¬ 15:48 1-Sep-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. But only just. There are Bearded Dragons. There should be an article. But this one starts rather better than it ends. Someone could probably salvage this. Just not me.--Sog1970 (talk) 20:25, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
    I gave it a bit more, relating it to Samson and the bearded clam. Spıke ¬ 17:07 2-Sep-13
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is so unfunny and poor that no one will ever search for it. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:21, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ A-rod H T D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is odd, but certainly not against any rule, to have a second article on Alex Rodriguez--even though it is not really about A-Rod (except for repeating the A-Roid joke) but about the jock-sniffing broadcaster on YES Sports. It needs a re-titling or more work (for example, more commentary by the broadcaster suggesting that A-Rod's underperformance during that one broadcast should not have been a surprise but in fact is a chronic problem), but not deletion. Spıke ¬ 23:10 29-Aug-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Based upon what Spike says however needs re-titling as I gather by this discussion that the title refers to a name however I do not understand this reference so is not comprehensive to all. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:36, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
    A-Rod is such a common nickname that it does not need clarification; the only problem is that one doesn't look up baseball stars in an encyclopedia by their nickname. Some New York Yankees fan needs to retitle this page so it precisely refers to the person it refers to. Spıke ¬ 17:37 30-Aug-13
    I have never heard of the nickname "A-rod" in my life. It is certainly not common use where I live. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:15, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
    Few of your townspeople would have heard of him by the name Alex Rodriguez either. That's not a disqualifier, as the audience for this page will be American. We have plenty of pages on MLB and on teams of the Premier League. (The largely factual UnNews:A-Rod plunking spurs debate over baseball protocol will tell you what the big deal is.) Spıke ¬ 21:46 30-Aug-13
    I agree not a disqualifier if widely known in the country which he lives in. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:48, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Someone's own article about Alex Rodriguez making success in baseball from a long time ago. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:50, August 29, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Furcadia H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I took and added the photo, and I'm pretty sure the article's lead editor kotra wasn't the subject of it. GreenReaper (talk) 16:39, August 24, 2013 (UTC)
    I apologize for the incorrect assumption in my nomination. Apart from that, though, it is still true that vanity overwhelms humor in this article. Spıke ¬ 19:41 24-Aug-13
  2. Pacman Pacman. The article may need some improvement, but it's otherwise okay. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:39, August 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. We need a page on this vital topic. Aleister 9-9-9
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A fantasy bio complete with author's photo. Remove the vanity and there is no point left. Spıke ¬ 12:48 24-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful subtitle names. Made-up place I think. Not actually very funny. Intro had no jokes and the only joke I could find in the next paragraph is that some secret government organisations kill animals for fun in the name of science, which has unoriginality stamped all over it. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:48, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. What did you find there? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:37, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Porn Stars of All Time

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not really worth keeping, is it? Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 15:17, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The current article begins with overt cyberbullying. As well as neighbors, politicians and media celebrities an editor dislikes appear on this cum-dumpster of a page solely for the drive-by slap of casting them as porn stars, along with Oscar Wilde, Mr. T, Bobby Fischer, and Your Mom. Such information as might actually relate to real pornographers seems to be contributed either by fanboys or by people whose mailed request for a signed photo was never replied to. No one wants this page badly enough to edit #50, "The dipshit that made theirs number one instead of 49th because they think theirs is so damn special." Spıke ¬ 15:49 5-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:27, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. NOW! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
    Would happen faster if you'd increment the vote count. Spıke ¬ 11:26 6-Sep-13
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  I was surprised that number 50 on the list had the person's username when they view it. Anyways, it's also my least favorite Worst 100 list. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:38, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
    I strongly disapprove of the "comedy" strategy of "surprising" (I call it pranking) the reader with {{USERNAME}}, though it may be comedy for the writer. Spıke ¬ 16:15 8-Sep-13
    You do? And how about Minitrue? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:58, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ N.W.A. H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I cleaned it up enough to survive. Someone else please find suitable photos. Spıke ¬ 11:50 7-Sep-13
    Can we, please, resurrect the first photo of the article, as the reason for its deletion was that it was unused? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:09, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
    It is File:Nwa4px.gif. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:10, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
    Now restored, but only used once in the article. Spıke ¬ 03:30 8-Sep-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Nice White artists - straight outta Hampshire --Sog1970 (talk) 22:06, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Article with attitude It is a failed attempt of being humourously racist. Was nominated for deletion in 2006, kept but not rewritten. Thousands of red links and broken file links. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
    Niggaz Wit Attitudes was a real rap band. I have also found a better revision of the page that dates back to 2007 (the article did get rewritten, but the rewrite made it worse). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:13, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Vote closed--nomination withdrawn. Spıke ¬ 03:30 8-Sep-13

Mohair Thong

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An Anon playground from 2010 despite an assist from MadMax. No one will search for this: If you get the notion of a thong made of mohair and come to Uncyclopedia to see if there is an article on it, you have already given yourself more laughs than this article will give you. Relating it to Poland is never explained and constitutes using the dumb Polack as a meme. Spıke ¬ 15:34 3-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:40, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I liked the title, wish I owned one too so I could donate it for the church bingo... but...it's pants..Thongs of Praise... --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 13:34, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:26, September 5, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 05:44, September 8, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Southern United States H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Certainly saveable and not that bad. I'll see what I can do. What is the nominator's reason for nomination? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:09, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
    Bad Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:24, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
    It's not that valid a reason. It isn't that bad certainly not bad enough to be nominated. What specifically is bad about it? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:37, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
    Quality. But, okay, if you want I can help you with it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:02, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I claim the Save on this one, though it still neglects college football and NASCAR. Spıke ¬ 13:34 5-Sep-13
  3. Swanana Real Life Don't hurt the Swanana! This is a pretty good article actually, but there is a little content that needs to be rewritten or removed sometime as this is the case. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:34, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
    My new text "needs to be rewritten or removed"? Please specify on my talk page. Spıke ¬ 14:42 7-Sep-13
  4. Symbol keep vote Why should I always take my words back? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:12, September 7, 2013 (UTC)
    'Coz dey wrong Spıke ¬ 03:32 8-Sep-13
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find a better revision. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:53, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • There is so much to ridicule about Dixie, and it can be done without complete contempt. But the Intro hits me over the head with lynching, slavery (best treated delicately with a happy-face approach in a History section), and bestiality. It attracted Anon overnight, for which reason it appropriately landed on VFD. The best way to keep Anon at bay is to make a quality article where Anon's cheap shots won't fit; good luck. Spıke ¬ 12:57 3-Sep-13
    Thanks, any help would be appreciated though! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:06, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
  • Just to notify everyone, Spike and I are saving this from VFD. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:31, September 3, 2013 (UTC)

Evil Scheme To Take Over The World

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Barely any writing on it. Rubbish jokes. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:31, September 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just painful to look at. Spıke ¬ 01:40 4-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:41, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article originally from 1st April 2005! Looking at the page history, no one else got inspired to improve it and reads like pants anyway. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 13:29, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A funnier concept would have been to parody the plot of every James Bond movie but I'm not volunteering. Captain gull (talk) 01:39, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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Things the government wants you to believe

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful list. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:05, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This unfunny article is a repository of conspiracy factoids (along with the usual initial template to nag the reader on how to interpret material he hasn't yet read). As always: It usually doesn't work to make fun of political extremists with exaggeration. Spıke ¬ 16:40 4-Sep-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. You know an article is bad when after the intro it turns to list cruft and then at the bottom of the last list a dire joke written by anon is written: "All of these claims are really true. Seriously, and that sentence is true too. As is this one." However when the whole article is a list and that line appears on the second bullet point (!!!!!!!!!) then you know the article has to go. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:31, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. List that should have been written up into an article but hasn't been since 2007 --Sog1970 (talk) 21:24, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I believe this page should be put out of its misery. Captain gull (talk) 01:22, September 6, 2013 (UTC)
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Wallet

If you would instead like to discuss the historical treatment of the Jews, now see: User talk:ScottPat#Wallet on VFD. Spıke ¬ 15:04 2-Sep-13
Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poor article from 2006 that is so not funny and no one ever seems to search for anymore because it's still bad. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 00:26, August 29, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not much in it. Needs salvaging or deletion. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:40, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Casting "wallet" as an animal was clever; but there is not much more in the article but babble. Spıke ¬ 15:54 3-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Largely randumbo and a ramble. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 13:36, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 19:41, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
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Selena Gomez

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Originally created by MagicBus and was full of toilet humour. Anon tried to rewrite it according to Wikipedia article but did not achieve this. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:23, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Short, terrible. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:42, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Thanks to nominator for the research. Indeed, there has never been much at this title; Romartus, trying to repair vandalism last January, notes that the result was "less crappy...not by much." Someone start over. Spıke ¬ 15:08 2-Sep-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above --Sog1970 (talk) 16:16, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. 'Less crappy' isn't much of a recommendation even from me. Down the poop shoot. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 13:27, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ ZX Spectrum H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article is stream-of-consciousness babble by Anon that talks a lot about rainbows but never about the namesake British primitive personal computer. Author Captain gull wrote a replacement with which he will replace this if we vote to delete. Spıke ¬ 01:38 4-Sep-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Speccy deserves better than this. Captain gull (talk) 02:14, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless if there's a real article on the Spectrum. --Sog1970 (talk) 07:02, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Someone was chewing extra strong wine gums when they embarked on this. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 13:31, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:32, September 4, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Vote closed. Captain gull's article replaces it in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 17:52 4-Sep-13
  • Oops. I seem to have jumped the gun by 8 hours as a favor to the Captain. The text we were voting on is here. Any objection will reopen this vote. Spıke ¬ 17:54 4-Sep-13

๐Ÿ”’ Dogshit sandwich H T D Survivor Oldvfd (formerly Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches)

Score: -1
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't find this anymore offensive than many of our articles. I'd be happy to change it to โ€œDogshit sandwichesโ€ as the racial aspect adds no inherent value beyond the in-joke, and remove the Fisher Price reference, but it's quality enough that I wouldn't throw the baby out with the bath water.                               Puppy's talk page12:30 29 Aug 2013
    That would flip me to Keep. Spıke ¬ 23:17 29-Aug-13
    I am not talking about offense, it is just not funny. And how can you judge whether it is offensive or not? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:31, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
    Comparing one's skin color to dogshit, I think that qualifies, especially with our site hosted where many people take such notions as fighting words. As below: There is no humor justification. Spıke ¬ 21:49 1-Sep-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. What PuppyOnTheRadio said, except for the part about removing the Fisher Price reference. That's the best part.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 14:54, August 29, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Jeez, we'll need to start wearing those muslim napkins over our faces if we keep being offended by things on this site. Aleister 30-8-'13
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Edited and retitled as Puppy et al. propose. The racism is softened and confined to Section 2. Also added a link to Haggis. Spıke ¬ 03:55 2-Sep-13
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Title changed to remove racism with no apparent comedial backing. Funny article on hot dog thanks to Puppy's changes. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:35, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A terrible injoke from 2009. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:55, August 28, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kind of short and not funny. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:03, August 28, 2013 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote Delete. Inherently offensive with no humor justification. Spıke ¬ 13:24 28-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Survived an earlier FFW on a technicality. Was unfunny then, remains so now. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 15:27, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote Delete. Cheap excuse for racism. Funny article about a hot dog would be better please. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:43, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the grounds that if anyone called my children niggers I'd be offended (Can't we just change the title?)--Sog1970 (talk) 22:19, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
    We can't debate this side issue 'cos we don't know who the mothers are. Spıke ¬ 03:55 2-Sep-13
Comments
  • I don't hate the article, but I do hate the title too much to save--Sog1970 (talk) 21:16, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
    Or to vote, evidently? Spıke ¬ 21:49 1-Sep-13
  • Will the title be typed in or do people actually refer to hot dogs as "Dogshit sandwiches?" Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:34, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
    Good question; they largely don't. But there is a redirect from the old name; and they might get there from Hot dog; see new nomination above. Spıke ¬ 14:56 2-Sep-13

  • Vote closed. Although diverse, the call for a rework, and the vote based on the rework, seems to be sufficient to block a consensus to delete. Spıke ¬ 01:56 4-Sep-13

๐Ÿ”’ HowTo:Break and Enter H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Repaired (see below) by an obvious expert in the field. Spıke ¬ 19:11 1-Sep-13
  2. RedCheckMark Strong keep. Yep, it's fixed now. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:21, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote In the style of my fork votes, time for non-sequiters! so, whats the deal with airline food? --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 04:55, August 21, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Break and enter Bad quality. Nothing else I can say. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:06, August 20, 2013 (UTC) (rewrote the article myself)
Comments
  • Sort of average for HowTo:. Needs pix; doesn't need swearing and Rape Humor. Is nominator inclined to turn it into something funny? Spıke ¬ 21:14 20-Aug-13
    Nominator is not inclined to do anything right now. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:18, August 21, 2013 (UTC)
  • Agreed, needs more work but not atrocious enough to delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:51, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
    I rewrote it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:00, September 1, 2013 (UTC)

  • Vote closed; Sv-Anton199. Spıke ¬ 14:59 2-Sep-13

Pisher's Gelt

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Maybe some deleters are unaware of the huge in-joke this relates too, Fisher Price, and it seems like a very clever addition to the genre. If it's deleted can it be added as a section to one of the existing articles related to Fisher Price? Thanks. Aleister 18:21 27-8-'13
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It might be funny, but my lack of Hebrew sort of ruins the joke. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 14:26, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A creation by Kip the Dip that transcends niche appeal; it is foreign-language appeal. After looking at WP:List of English words of Yiddish origin, this could be a whimsical notion, but it is not an encyclopedia article. Spıke ¬ 14:45 16-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not good at all. Just a line or two of Hebrew and a dreidel. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:23, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Say, why aren't we getting all the fork spambots? --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 19:37, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seems a bit of an orphaned idea. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 15:19, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorry but if it's an in-joke then it is a dead one now. Nice to know it when it lived. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:43, September 2, 2013 (UTC)
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Rare orange man-eating construction barrel

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Such construction barrels are so rare, that an average reader has probably never heard of them. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:25, August 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A contrived article that no one will search for. No real work since Anon's first version in 2007. Spıke ¬ 09:46 22-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is short, low-quality and not funny. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 00:14, August 29, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I've never seen a "construction barrel" in my life (we have cones where I come from), never mind a man-eating one! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:50, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are several articles now in exactly the same style, sharing most the content, on these sorts of cones. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 15:00, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • While it's true no one will search for it - there are worse articles on this wiki. Perhaps if the author returned, added a couple pix and some more content? --Sog1970 (talk) 00:00, August 24, 2013 (UTC)
    Even with more content, the article would still be bad without some good ideas. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:57, August 28, 2013 (UTC)
    If you want to try to save this article, go ahead. But the two-wrongs-make-a-right argument doesn't sway me. If there are worse articles on this wiki, let's find them too. Spıke ¬ 13:28 28-Aug-13

If Jesus had lived in America

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Provocative fiction, deep allegory, mostly unfunny. Spıke ¬ 00:27 28-Aug-13
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Exactly what SPIKE said. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:34, August 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Of its era and dated. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 15:22, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Although brilliant title concept. Could mock religion nicely if it had some funny content. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:45, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. When I was reading the introduction, I thought the article was worth saving but then it became worse and worse. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:53, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
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The Super Negro Power Force 5

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Neither encyclopedic nor funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:04, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The initial quotations are generic; the Intro is history-of-the-future; the body is stock stereotypes, both of blacks and of Bush as anti-black. The article's nearest thing to a joke is Samuel Jackson and "motherfuckers," but this is both beat into the ground and used as a meme, relating as little to Snakes on a Plane as this article relates to anything. Spıke ¬ 17:42 30-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is unfunny, poor and blatant. Remained this way for several years now. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 00:58, August 31, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:46, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I liked the first line, just not any of the subsequent ones. --Sog1970 (talk) 20:27, September 1, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Cowbell H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (3)
  1. Teeth Cowbells. Somebody could really improve this, and add more humor and the remove that "This article needs more cowbell." stuff. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 20:33, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Saved by Newman66. Spıke ¬ 23:06 30-Aug-13
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Based on above comment. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:01, August 31, 2013 (UTC)
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  • My word! it seems Newman66 has volunteered again! I have protected this page against Anon, as this article does not need more cowbell, and indeed the repetition of the template and the illustration are exactly the classic fault of telling a single joke to death. "Needing more cowbell" is a powerful in-joke, but it belongs to a stand-up comic, I do not know which one Will Farrell, not to an Uncyclopedian. ScottPat, would you do your duty as nominator and find a cleaner version in the history? I recommend you start with the oldest rather than the newest; there was once a funny page inside this. Spıke ¬ 21:41 30-Aug-13
    Yes sir! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:44, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
    It is a struggle to find a suitable history version. The second edit done in 2005 looks very much like the current one with lots of templates and minimal writing. Later on the templates are removed and replaced with terrible writing and no images. Then some users decide to restore the page and ends up with all templates like today. I think better to re-write whole thing (I'm not volunteering, no time) or delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:53, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
    Indeed; thanks for doing the research. Revert to the best one you found and let's vote on whether it's better than nothing. Spıke ¬ 21:55 30-Aug-13
    I found a revision here which I can make the revision like a mix between that revision and this current revision (where the templates and terrible writing are almost completely removed). I'll have to let you guys be patient and I'll restore it to make it better> the best revision than ever! Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:02, August 30, 2013 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ IPod Car H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Old and bad quality. The only good thing is images. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:00, August 31, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Don't know what's happening to me. I now see that it's a parody of car ads. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:20, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

Jelly beans

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Of profoundly low quality. Created in 2010 by Beansofjelly; tagged by RabbiTechno saying, "have a good feeling about this noob, let's give 'em a chance." Didn't work. Spıke ¬ 18:28 30-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Good writing but hardly encyclopedic. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:36, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Easy button That was easy. Poor article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:33, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol kill vote Kill. DIE! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:34, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too listy and too redolent of stuff you'd scrape off your shoe. --Sog1970 (talk) 22:11, August 30, 2013 (UTC)
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Murray The Demonic Talking Skull

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We do not need an article about that. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:53, August 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bickering quotations. Nonsense date. Author giving himself props in the Intro ("I'm gonna make a hell of a lot gags based on that fact"). It was like *BAAOHM*, *BOOM*, RAAAOR!, WROAM, WRHOOOM!. Finale: We don't know the real facts, no one cares, author confesses he is getting lazy. This article was a dud. Spıke ¬ 19:41 18-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote DELETE-DELETE Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:50, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol possible vote I guess. The author and other contributors to this article should have done better, and someone would have to improve this article if this is the case. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:38, August 25, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. It was like *BAAOHM*, *BOOM*, RAAAOR!, WROAM, WRHOOOM! and the article went up in smoke. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 04:03, August 28, 2013 (UTC)
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Y2K Bug

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A very simple understanding of the Y2K bug and does not interest the reader as it seems to be its only joke. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:16, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Such an article has a high threshold, as the Y2K bug is over 13 years old. This one is more ramble, with notable wobbles into the business of trying to seriously explain digital encoding to the reader. Spıke ¬ 22:14 11-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. We ought to have a good article on this. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:21, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. We need a better article. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 20:16, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not that funny. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:29, August 25, 2013 (UTC)
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  • A serious digression of my own: Despite notorious anecdotes, there were few Y2K bugs and no cases of customers losing money because the computer wouldn't do business. But famously, all the software in America had to be sifted through to prove this--including some of it that worked fine, although the tools to rebuild it had been lost. This real story could be turned into a funny article. Spıke ¬ 22:14 11-Aug-13
  • I recall buying a "Y2K bug" some years ago. It resembled a stuffed ladybug. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 18:26, August 15, 2013 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Crystal meth H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Nominator adds to his recent confusion in the Forum between VFD and QVFD, the difference between this court and VFH. Here we are not voting on whether to run an article on the main page, but whether to delete it outright. Nothing makes this article deletable! least of all its choice of subject. Tyrone McGee and I have been debating edits to this article today. I value nominator's eye for the lousy Uncyclopedia article, but I don't trust his discretion not to attack the non-lousy article, and his recent nominations have focused on savaging the contributions of users who are slightly newer even than he is, ignoring the aspect of how they perceive our welcome of them. Spıke ¬ 23:03 19-Aug-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. SPIKE speaks truth to power, man. And if I wasn't all jittery with insects crawling under my skin I'd help edit the page, man. Aleister 18:48 20-8-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote pass me the METH Oh man... that's some GOOOD shit. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 04:57, August 21, 2013 (UTC)(My real opinion on drugs? FUCK THEM, HARD)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We don't need any article much like this. It isn't as funny and well-done as some of those articles that need to be featured. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 22:33, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. H D Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid article that no one will search for that isn't funny either. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:21, August 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unencyclopedic babble even before the author breaks completely with the format and gives his email address inline for feedback. Being funny means more than laughling as you press hard enough on a key that autorepeat takes over. Spıke ¬ 21:48 22-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless--Sog1970 (talk) 23:58, August 23, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The beginning is quite similar to AAAAAAAAA! and is more than likely just an attempt to copy it, delete. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tyrone McGee (talk • contribs)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I want this to be a good article, because I like WP:Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Sadly it isn't as funny as what it's parodying. Redirect to Penis penis Penis penis penis penis Penis penis, given that's a better parody of the subject.                               Puppy's talk page12:54 24 Aug 2013
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. What Puppy said. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 04:00, August 24, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ I maed a yuky doody H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This may be a stupid page, but it has lots of fans (see discussion page). I'm not a fan of it, but it is too prominent a page to delete imnho. It's been nominated for VFH a few times, in 2007 and after, and if it was nommed in 2012 to weaken the site this is the first I've heard of that. Edit is locked on it, which is why it probably has no VFD tag. See my own personal contribution to yucky doody lore. Aleister 17:37 20-8-'13
    And why should we care about history? We are being too conservative, as we should keep only the things that are good, not the things that are famous. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:58, August 20, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.I like traps. They confuse the viewer. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 04:58, August 21, 2013 (UTC)(Bing: Danbooru, trap)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Funny in its own way. -- HIPSTER T)alk C)untributions B)an 21:08, August 21, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think it should exist. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:20, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Of course not. This article about a child writing about his bowel movements is not here to amuse any typical reader but to amuse the writer by pranking the reader. It survived VFD in 2006 and has repeatedly been used as the fecal gold standard in comparing other equally selfish submissions. It went to VFH during the phase when the pranksters were trying to weaken this website, just before quitting it. Spıke ¬ 11:35 19-Aug-13
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  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. I guess it shouldn't go as I have referenced this article a few times and its deletion will just leave a load of red links all over the shop. It remains crap of course but I will call it a 'negative placeholder' since it will stop people creating similar like articles that will be even more stupid than this hoary old example. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 09:21, August 22, 2013 (UTC)
    And how exactly will it do this? Spıke ¬ 09:46 22-Aug-13

๐Ÿ”’ Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit H T D Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote It could be saved. The first bit, approximately one old screenful, is of course to prank the reader, and has no humor except a weak attempt to imitate AAAAAAAA!. But the literary critique that follows is well-done. Of course, the templates at the top and the bottom that guide the reader's reaction, and the self-congratulation of the author at History, do not belong. This could be the Uncyclopedia article on any literary classic, beginning with the puzzled assertion that the entire book contains only "Cunt cunt cunt cunt crap crap shit" and then analyzing this mystery. Spıke ¬ 11:45 19-Aug-13
    But why can't this critique exist in another article with a good title? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:58, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
    A "good" title being one that a reader will actually look up in our encyclopedia, that is exactly what I hope happens to this article. Spıke ¬ 15:22 19-Aug-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Again, an in-joke with a history here. I'm not a fan, but others are or were, and if was saved four times from VFD. imnho that should make it immune from further prosecution. Aleister 17:42 20-8-'13
  3. Symbol keep vote A true Uncyclopedia classic. Must be fate that I decided to log in today.--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 14:27, August 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Oh man, I am such a coward at love. If I wasn't, I'd be making out with a cute androgynous canadian... don't ask. --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 08:29, August 22, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Full of crap and shit! It is so terrible, that I would like to vote again. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:12, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
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  • This article is actually an in-joke with history. But its humour chased me away as the reader. The article has survived four VFDs but I hope that now it will get removed. By the way, Kip the Dip is the person who nominated it on VFD at the fork. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:19, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
  • Kip, below, discloses that the Hebrew text of his in-joke article says, "Eat shit" and he sees this as appropriate, evidently for us. Nearby, he points us to a list of equally worthless contributions. Spıke ¬ 11:45 19-Aug-13
  • In the spirit of the holiday season for which that spoof was written and for the sake of continual non-seasonal love, peace and tolerance, I would like to retract the implications I made that editors of the alternate Uncyclopedia can "go eat shit". -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:57, Aug. 20, 2013

๐Ÿ”’ Jonathan Ross H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. In it's its current state, as of today that is, it looks like a very promising work in progress that makes me laugh. There is a slight danger of only getting the jokes if you know who he is but then how could you write an article about him without making specific jokes about him? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:49, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.In my opinion, any article on this trans-Atlantic wiki should inform any reader of who the subject is, and give him a good sense that humor is being undertaken. It need not give the reader all the context he needs to laugh at every joke; that would bog it down for readers in-country. Articles on national media celebrities don't have a notability problem. Spıke ¬ 13:14 19-Aug-13
    OK, that's good then. Just wondering whether everytime we need Spike to tell us the exact Uncyclopedia rules we ought to re-enact the scene in the 3rd Pirates of the Carribean where they consult the Pirate Code. I don't mean that in a hostile way to Spike, it's good he knows it all or we would be lost, I just think it would be funny if we did. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:18, August 19, 2013 (UTC)
    I do not have understanding that is denied to you. That is why I began with, "In my opinion". Happily, it is never taken the wrong way when one voter refers to another as a know-it-all. Spıke ¬ 09:46 22-Aug-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:29, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
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  • I fully agree but as Romartus said on the talk page of the article, it is a place holder. By the way, in future, please, put {{VFD}} at the beginning of the article you nominate here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:45, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
  • Jonathan Ross is a lisping British television presenter. This is not the article previously VFD'd but an attempted restart, by a new Uncyclopedian who does not know how to add illustrations to an article. The rules require the nominator to examine the history of the page, and either this or looking at the talk page would inform you that an Admin (Romartus) has taken it under his wing. Spıke ¬ 19:33 18-Aug-13

๐Ÿ”’ Newburgh, Fife H Tag Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. One of the many articles that is not funny. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:31, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Vote closed. Read the Deletion Policy. Too new for VFD. I have been trying to coax the author on his talk page to use his considerable talent to do what we do here and not to develop a personal-fantasy story-arc. Deleting this new user's work is premature. Spıke ¬ 19:17 18-Aug-13

๐Ÿ”’ Worst 100 Songs To Have Sex To H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because lists from the 100 cannot be replaced, only modified. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 09:57, August 4, 2013 (UTC)
    Why? Because of the template (the list of 100 worst lists)? Anything can be replaced or modified. Spıke ¬ 14:25 4-Aug-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think that this page is worth existing because it has nothing except for the song titles (which cannot be funny for the readers who haven't heard this songs, except for one or two cases). And, of course, the list is irritating. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:03, July 29, 2013 (UTC)
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  • The contribution of new user Ireallylikebacon was an unfunny expression of his own opinion against a certain rock band; however, the one that is now first, the theme song from Jaws, is hilarious and relevant if the male should be affected by the teeth-in-vagina myth. So my only problem with this article is common to all our Worst 100 lists, and is the problem we have stated in HTBFANJS with lists in general: They invite cruft and usually tell the same joke over again. Spıke ¬ 15:15 29-Jul-13
  • Vote closed. Stalled after 20 days. Spıke ¬ 19:44 18-Aug-13

๐Ÿ”’ Cupar H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is not that bad. I don't like it completely but will try to save it. By the way, it was nominated for deletion in 2008 but then was kept. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:42, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is not that bad. Written by Anon and mostly unchanged since 2007 except for the addition of cyberbullying, vulgarity, and listcruft, which I have just pared back. Spıke ¬ 19:29 18-Aug-13
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is several paragraphs long and is not funny. Nobody would look at this article to give good response about it. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:21, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
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  • This article was accidentally resubmitted for me, and this page was still no use at the time I resubmitted it, and I found a VFD archive with the previous nomination, and now I decided to make a forum topic here to further solve a nomination to delete this. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:31, August 18, 2013 (UTC)
  • Vote closed. Nomination was withdrawn. Spıke ¬ 19:36 18-Aug-13

Phi

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Why?:Phi Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:09, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Evidently phi is a natural constant comparable to pi, though the author seems confused as to whether they are the same. However, overuse of <math>, overuse of quotations, lists, blocks of numbers, will fatigue the reader faster than it amused the author. Spıke ¬ 22:28 11-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unencyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:40, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worthy of a better article. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:21, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could find no better version in the history. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 19:34, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
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Winner

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing about this article is funny, and everything about it is imitation and repetition. Spıke ¬ 15:50 9-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is the opposite of what it talks about. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:45, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO WIN A FREE TRIP TO! Article Hell! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 18:05, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:31, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Remove the lists and there isn't anything of redeeming value to save. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 19:28, August 16, 2013 (UTC)
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Template:Hist text

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A template that exists in order to insert the exact same text (a dialogue) into many different articles. Usually called with {{Admin}}, about which, see below. In other words, it generates filler and a prank. No remaining uses in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 20:27 13-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The text is utter wank anyway. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 11:17, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Didn't even know that existed! Bye-bye. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 15:39, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Though the idea is pretty funny. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:53, August 15, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Don't need it. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 18:20, August 15, 2013 (UTC)
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Children of the sauce

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dumb article from 2005, perhaps inspired by Children of the Corn but in fact just another Wacky Religion. Randomness masquerading as humor. Spıke ¬ 20:02 13-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.Yay! Randumbo! --The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 20:08, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:11, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. We must have eradicated most of these heathen religions by now. How many were initially created? At any one time they make up at least 10% of VFD. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:31, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Reverend is correct. Burn the heretics. Spread the true Christian religion. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:00, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Template:Admin H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This template is used on one of our featured articles, namely Banned from the Internet, and serves a purpose there. The prank is a historic part of its humor.---- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 08:01, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't think it's particularly malicious, and removing it from all the articles it's used in would waste too much time that could be better spent. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 11:17, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Names of Uncyclopedians should never occur in mainspace articles. Please tell me why you would ever want the name of an Admin, generated at random, to appear in any other space, either, unless you were pranking the person reading your message by seeming to make a comment about a specific Admin but later being able to point to the code and say you were not doing so. Spıke ¬ 20:02 13-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It would have been funnier when we had more than 5 active users... cough. *Denza runs--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 20:10, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Significant opposition to deleting. Spıke ¬ 13:00 14-Aug-13

Ukulele

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This musical instrument is probably a lot better than the article about it. Dates back to 2007, when DarthChedder (maybe, not exactly his name) created a complete non-encyclopedic story about the invention of the instrument. The current version is better than that but still does not deserve the mainspace. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:28, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is not exactly good enough to be in the mainspace, much like Anton199 assumed. Like Myki and Molten Gay, Ukulele has been improving the original revisions over time, but still very bad and not still funny at all either. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 13:46, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If I were to delete the bickering quotations, listcruft (Famous Brands and Bands That Used Ukulele), and the (fake?) external links, as I often do to start a clean-up, there would be nothing but a pointless piece of whimsy. Spıke ¬ 22:35 11-Aug-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ukelelemusic.wav --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 17:58, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 17:31, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
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Milton Fludgecow

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a page that I have seen sit here since almost a month where I found it first created by an Anon who has very few contributions from that time so far. --Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:14, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This will not be the first Anon we have to explain that we are writing an encyclopedia, not a comic book. It gets worse when the humor turns to navelism (Uncyclopedians cracking wise about Uncyclopedia) in Section 2. It might fit in UnScripts. Spıke ¬ 21:57 12-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:21, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--The Sieger of Dungeons Lord Denza Aetherwing Inventory 20:11, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfinished, unloved, unwanted. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 15:37, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
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  • The Chief Justice had encouraging comments for the author when he affixed {{AAP}} to request that photos be added. Whoever is on duty when it is time to delete this, let the deletion notice include a link to your talk page so Anon can ask for a copy back if he picks a user name. Spıke ¬ 21:57 12-Aug-13
  • Deleted as described just above. Spıke ¬ 16:02 14-Aug-13

๐Ÿ”’ 1,3-beta-galactosyl-N-acetylhexosamine phosphorylase H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The long title doesn't bother me too much; most people come across articles through links, not searches (although it could do with being linked to a little more). It's well written and funny. If you want, make a re-direct from another, more famous drug which doesn't yet have an article. Oh, and don't die of over-enthusiasm, but I'm back. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 16:18, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
    At this writing, nothing in mainspace links to it. But welcome back! Spıke ¬ 00:42 13-Aug-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. As a Scotsman agreeing with an Englishman I too shall vote to keep this article part of the Union in this independence referendum. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:36, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not badly written. But that's probably the only good thing about it. The thing it is talking about actually exists but it is a chemical catalyst and not a drug. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:43, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote NOBODY WILL SEARCH FOR THIS CLUSTERFUCK TITLE! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 21:42, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  • The sales-pitch tone and the use of a greedy corporation as an alternate voice makes the article sound unencyclopedic. And yes, the page name is useless. But the article is well-written. Spıke ¬ 22:24 11-Aug-13

1-18-08

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made me smile in some parts but still should not be here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:02, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is not great, and it has a lot of parts in it where Rob and Beth have sex and also talking about some of the Godzilla revenge stuff. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:29, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
    Rob and Beth having sex is a special type of a joke which is called "repetition". But it is not used that well. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:37, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Repetition humor is good when used carefully to achieve an overall effect. But after this article's repeated warnings, then the repeated initial quotations, the reader is sick of being beaten over the head with any more repetition to see if he will eventually laugh. Every subsequent repetition is a reminder that the desperate author has no shots left other than returning to the Rob-and-Beth well. Spıke ¬ 22:21 11-Aug-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Repititon is funny.Repititon is funny.Repititon is funny.Repititon is funny.Repititon is funny.Repititon is funny. But only until a certian point. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 17:55, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sounds like a lame movie, if there is so little to parody. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 08:19, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Myki H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Nominator started to save this article, and I've gone in and done a copy-edit too. Others can contribute photos, or y'all can wait until the next time I am on a high-speed link. Spıke ¬ 22:40 12-Aug-13, 00:20 14-Aug-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. As Spike said. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:11, August 14, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I noticed the quality in this article has not been improving significant enough to meet Uncyclopedia's article standards, and it is not that funny either. Newman66 (talk) 15:19, August 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Formerly delete. Ticket system in Melbourne? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 07:45, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 18:01, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
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  • This is the first article from Gavelrash; on whose talk page I have reported this nomination, described additional problems with the article, and described how he might proceed. If we don't hear from him, then as a courtesy to a new user, it should be userspaced rather than deleted. Spıke ¬ 02:56 12-Aug-13
  • If this is a first go as an article then I agree it can be parked into Gavelrash's user space for now. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 19:50, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  • The only other solution in my suggestion for this article would probably be to have someone else improve it for the time being, if this could be the case. --Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 21:04, August 12, 2013 (UTC)

Analrapist

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An awful piece of self-amusement from 2008. Get it off our wiki, even if no one will ever type the page title. Spıke ¬ 13:41 12-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Analrape it! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:51, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote There are much better ways to amuse oneself Like: Going to youtube. Going to uncyclopedia (either site). Reading badly written fanfiction. Going onto IRC. Or fapping to trap yaoi. (You don't want to know.) --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 17:53, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky war,check.Ninja references,check.Revolting beyond redemption,check.---- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 06:41, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 18:21, August 13, 2013 (UTC)
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Dwarf pineapple

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author Oleper banged out this dwarf article, tagged it with {{VFH}} although he did not write a VFH nomination, and buggered off. It is offbeat but not funny. Spıke ¬ 12:15 10-Aug-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not badly written but not funny either. And it's a pity that people come here, do half of the job and go away. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:24, August 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I fairly agree with Anton and SPIKE, this is the garbage that is half of what we want for Uncyclopedia's article quality standards. This is not funny or exciting due to this. Newman66 (talk) 00:00, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. What about a midget apple? Stupidyoutubevideoreference.exe --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 18:02, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. There we go: five votes. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 21:20, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
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10,000 days

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I haven't seen anything that bad with the exception of the articles I posted below. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:19, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I must help with the harvest and burn the bad crops. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:31, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Forgive me for pouncing on the Intro, but the reader is trying to decide whether to continue with this article, and what does he read? The subject "varies between many belief systems. However, it is strangely prominent amongst most." And just like that, we lose him, even before he confronts the twin memes L. Ron Hubbard and Captain Obvious. The rest of the article is a ramble, proving that the reader was wise to quit while he was ahead. The only comedy strategy is that 10,000 is mostly a nonsense number, and this article shows how unfunny you can be when you build sections around those. Spıke ¬ 22:07 11-Aug-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Per SPIKE. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 17:54, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The repetition in this article is cheesy and offbeat, and everything else I would say about this nomination would be very similar to what the last two votes would say. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 18:50, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
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Exploding Head Syndrome

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is not funny, and simply just containing nothing but having several paragraphs about their symptoms of EHS and also talking about a variety of medical conditions being involved on the article. Newman66 (talk) 02:15, August 10, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This awful rant from Anon has been here for two weeks, and Anon has no other contributions. Romartus quickly tagged it with {{ICU}}--which should have expired by now--but inexplicably deleted the tags. If one other Admin concurs, I'll delete this with no further ado. Spıke ¬ 02:58 10-Aug-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:46, August 11, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Don't we have asplode and SEHS for this? --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 18:03, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. One I tagged for improvement and then untagged. Odd. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 19:52, August 12, 2013 (UTC)
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The Reformation

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short, stubby article full of red links and not so full of funny. How has this existed so long? -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 02:20, July 31, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote What she said. Has gotten no substantive work, and one giant grammar step backward, since 2005. Spıke ¬ 02:30 31-Jul-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Thats what she said--The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 09:56, August 4, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Dleete Sohlud be nemod for the bset atrcile of the yaer. Luietaennt Aontn (tlak) 10:01, August 5, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye Olde Junke, sitting on a prime slab of writing estate too. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 12:26, August 4, 2013 (UTC)
    None better. Get started! Spıke ¬ 14:25 4-Aug-13
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๐Ÿ”’ Godzilla vs. Urethra H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. PurpleDickVote Boner. literally - but this is one of our feature articles. We should not, under any circumstances, delete feature articles (imnho). To do so would break the game, slip the sillymeter, crane the dodo bird. Literally. Aleister 1:15 27-7-'13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.What she said.--The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 09:59, August 4, 2013 (UTC)(Aleister is a girl, right?)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Terms-of-Use violation on wheels--but also a Featured Article shepherded by several Admins, mostly now gainfully employed at Urethropedia. I see no way to tone it down while preserving the author's take. Spıke ¬ 13:35 26-Jul-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This image is a ticking time bomb - it is only a matter of time before it is reviewed and deleted, and without it the article isn't much good. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 21:46, July 26, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some of the old featured articles are extremely bad. And this is the case. Symbol delete vote Dleete Luiteeannt Atnon (tlak) 10:06, Agusut 4, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Deleting features is never a good thing. Replacing the images with something equally funny might be a better solution if required. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 16:01, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
    If you can see a way to replace the images with something equally funny without "castrating" the article, you are welcome to save it. I don't see a way, and obviously it can't stay here as it is. Spıke ¬ 15:04 29-Jul-13
  • Lack of consensus: Kept. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 14:31, August 4, 2013 (UTC)

Cult of the Golden Orb

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. One final article that contains a link to Gay (chemical), which we unanimously deleted; and which is total bollocks. Spıke ¬ 14:51 24-Jul-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow, that was random. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 21:50, July 26, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 15:51, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote DISCLAIMER! It sucks, like... kirby.--The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 09:59, August 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote ... Yeah. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:11, August 4, 2013 (UTC)
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Molten Gay

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something about the Enola Gay? Nope; nothing but the glee of gay-bashing. Spıke ¬ 14:44 24-Jul-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ยฎ 15:56, July 28, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:37, July 29, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It didn't offend me though... :P But it sucks. --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 10:00, August 4, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 14:39, August 4, 2013 (UTC)
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