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Hentaium

Score: 6
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  1. Nah.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 9:57 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. DO NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:57, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol kill vote Kill with Helium. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 14:17, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Can it compare to sodium... Na. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:21, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The concept of placing Hentai in the periodic table is clever (if there were also a clever explanation of why it belongs there), but every aspect of the implementation is mechanical and unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:06 5-Aug-12
  6. Symbol delete vote Um what? Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 22:12, August 5, 2012 (UTC)
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XDTV

Score: 5
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Literally a completely random article about some TV station that broadcasts anime. Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:32, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. San Seattle? Teximundo? Scrambling the names of things isn't humor. The main section reads like a boring spork of broadcast-licensing issues, until suddenly jumping to history-of-the-future. The use of Mexican superstations to achieve signal strength into the US not permitted (for very good reasons) by US regulation is a fine subject for satire, but this article doesn't begin. Spıke ¬ 14:49 4-Aug-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't actually know what this is supposed to be. I can tell that the writer(s) of this article were trying to be funny, but I was mostly confused reading it, wondering what was trying to be a joke and what wasn't. Drugs Are Bad (2012-08-4 18:34 UTC)
  4. Yeah... that was pretty bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:04, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. No. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 11:02 (UTC)
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Northallerton College

Score: 5
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. My-school-sucks cruft. Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:26, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Shit nobody cares about. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:10, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is essentially the personal diary of a malcontent. Spıke ¬ 14:45 4-Aug-12
  4. Symbol kill vote UN:N --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:03, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Non. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Aug 5 '12 11:04 (UTC)
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Manga

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Strong Keep. --TC02 (Chat with me) 11:13, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Listcruft. And important enough that it shouldn't be this bad. (And I'm so glad my tags work again!)                               Puppy's talk page12:42 02 Aug
  2. The article has a "comedy" theme--that Manga is a Japanese plot to turn everyone gay. It's not a good theme; it's a trite theme, and the article does not develop it, but plunges into listing many attributes of manga and asking the not really knee-slapping question, How dumb is that?!!!--for a further laugh riot, dwelling on the additional trite joke that Asians do stuff backwards. Spıke ¬ 12:47 2-Aug-12
  3. Manga or Mangay? Seriously, has it come to this? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:55, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:01, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Two pages on VFD. Well, I'd hit random page a few times but my sidebar is fucked up, so we might as well get this out of the way first.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:07, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Gamecruft H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. me lol--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 09:17, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark Strong keep. I like it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:55, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Yes. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:26, Jul. 28, 2012
  4. I find it ironic that Frosty wants to delete a page that pretty much embodies his beliefs in relation to our gamespace. So to answer Frosty's question, you care. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:39, 30 July 2012
    If I am for deleting all the games, why would I see it as valid to have an article on Gamecruft when if I had it my way "Gamecruft (as in Games)" wouldn't exist? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:23, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
    If you were to succeed in getting all games deleted, then this article would become dated. But seeing as all games aren't deleted yet and I don't see this becoming the case anywhere in the near future, I'd say this nom is rather premature. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:44, 31 July 2012
    I beg to differ. I agree that as a stand alone this article has no real quality. I have no intention of deleting gamespace myself (Given there are at least 4 features there), but I agree that this article is pretty crap. It'll possibly survive this nom, despite my feelings, but a vote for or against this article is not a vote for or against the name space.                               Puppy's talk page09:58 31 Jul
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  1. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:10, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I removed a few links to deleted games in ig because it had no relevance to it. The formatting in the article is dreadful and it looks like (and most likely is, judging by the way the author linked to the "best text-game on uncyclopedia", which happens to be deleted) a vanity project. This is the kind of article VfD was made for. And it's not even funny. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 12:53, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
    It's purposed. Learn to humor.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 12:59, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
    Purposed for what? To be a steaming pile of horse-shit? Because it does that a bit too well for my liking. There is literally no redeeming value to be found in this article and the fact that established and renowned users such as yourself think that it is humorous in even the slightest leaves me dumbfounded. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 16:33, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I learn to humor goodly. I laugh bigly at this article, not.                               Puppy's talk page07:06 31 Jul
  4. I poop on this page. POOP ON IT. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jul 31 '12 10:57 (UTC)
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🔒 Order of the stick H D Oldvfd

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  1. New page has been written here, and the author blanked the one one and redirected. I prefer his version, and offered to add this to VFD on his behalf. (I don't think he's autocofirmed yet)                               Puppy's talk page09:39 02 Aug
  2. I like the other one better ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:00, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:42, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. New version is better: It has a much better intro, declines into rant but does it with some eloquence, and the listcruft at the end has been manicured. Spıke ¬ 12:51 2-Aug-12
  5. New version blows this one away. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:57, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  6. My order to this article is to stick it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 2 '12 13:08 (UTC)
  7. I'm inserting my stick into that, i.e. killing it. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 14:01, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Star H D Oldvfd

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate and redirect to Sun. For such a well known and frequented topic, this article is remarkably short and unfunny. Saberwolf116 (talk) 08:56, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Or someone could just replace this with a disambiguation page. It just plain sucks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:52, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Really dumb, throughout. Spıke ¬ 12:53 2-Aug-12
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It sucks. --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 10:13, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Ped Xing H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Lacks humor? The article morphs the common pedestrian street sign into a Chinese podiatrist; a serious bio, until you read closely, with outrageous pix with more outrageous captions in a send-off of health care via franchise. Spıke ¬ 14:01,18:37 27-Jul-12
  2. idk it's not that bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:36, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I chortled.                               Puppy's talk page07:12 31 Jul
  4. What's not to get? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Aug 2 '12 7:49 (UTC)
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  1. A good concept, but...it lacks...what's it called...humour, that's it. --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 21:03, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. What? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:17, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Faroe Islands H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. A real place, and it tries to be a real article. Saberwolf, rambling consists of random sentences; the sentences here are not very funny but are based on actual references to Danish stuff. Needs quoticide, listicide, and then better writing. Spıke ¬ 18:43 27-Jul-12
    In that case, I nominate YOU, sir. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 28 '12 12:08 (UTC)
    Have done a copy-edit. Spıke ¬ 15:47 28-Jul-12
    And now some actual additions, mocking the economic excuse-making in the Wikipedia article. Spıke ¬ 13:24 30-Jul-12
  2. While this article is still kind of messy and it wouldn't hurt to remove the last navbox (which I have already done), I think this article has potential to live and become a quality article. I say Keep and put a stub or fix tag on it. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:22, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep Spike has lezzed this up a little. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:18, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
    And I have continued to sex it up the last couple days, mostly taking more unflattering commentary from Wikipedia and making it downright loathsome. Spıke ¬ 19:49 1-Aug-12
  4. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 22:08, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
  5. See above. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 07:13, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Silly, idiotic, rambling article. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:27, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Gack! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:53, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Love the photoshop (which came from somewhere else, OF COURSE). Hate the article. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 27 '12 7:27 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:28, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote End it, end it NOW!!! A (Ruins) 14:16, 1 August 2012
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File:Ceilingcat.jpg

Score: 1
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  1. Duplicate of (more used) File:Yikers ceiling cat1.jpg. --TC02 (Chat with me) 08:19, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. You should just fix the links so that anything linkking to this links to the other image and then QVFD it. VFD is not for this really... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:26, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Team Fortress 2

Score: 4
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  1. Unfunny, excessively listy and very random. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 20:19, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Just another bad gaming article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:26, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote S.U.C.K.I.N.G.D.I.C.K. Though players of this game might recognize the references, it's unlikely that even they would be amused. Spıke ¬ 21:10 31-Jul-12
  4. If somebody wants to fix it, anything other than a total rewrite isn't gonna cut it. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:43, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time/GameFAQs/Random Insanity/Literature

Score: 4
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  1. Another vandalism/example on wheels, but more pointless.                               Puppy's talk page11:01 31 Jul
  2. WTF did I just read? Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 11:29, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck penis. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:25, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
  4. A literary masterpiece worthy of many plautids, deletion one of them. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:57, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
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Holland house

Score: 6
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  1. WTF I don't even                               Puppy's talk page05:49 31 Jul
  2. Random cruft about a care home. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 11:32, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete. Reads like vanity/cyberbullying. --ChiefjusticeXBox360 13:57, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
  4. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:26, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Likes to drink fermented cum. Articles in which an inmate of an asylum describes other inmates will tend to always be poor comedy to anyone not in the asylum. Spıke ¬ 18:17 31-Jul-12
  6. Whuh? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Looks suspiciously like a vanity article, only about an old folks home instead of a school. Then again, that may be the point. Can't decide on this one. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:36, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

User:Zombiebaron

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote Better than User:ChiefjusticeDS ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:58, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark Zombiebaron. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:52, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. PurpleDickVote norabeibmoZ. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 30 '12 20:47 (UTC)
  4. Green potato brains. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:31, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. United 175 Zombiebaron. I just realized...Zombiebaron is a zombie. Ergo, he should be dead. Ergo, WE MUST KILL HIM! Saberwolf116 (talk) 05:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Sure why not. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:31, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Zombiebaron --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:54, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Zombiebaron The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  19:21, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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Haruhi Suzumiya

Score: 5
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  1. 2011cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:20, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A childish attempt to ridicule an anime character with triteness. In order, it (1) links her to Communism, (2) uses references to sex and rape, and (3) claims there is really nothing to say. Spıke ¬ 19:15 30-Jul-12
  3. Everything that SPIKE said. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:17, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  4. This page is worse than AIDS. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 20:28, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Sex slaves and Communism. Seems like a common theme in our worse articles. Is this part of some sort of conspiracy? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 30 '12 20:53 (UTC)
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🔒 Walt Disney H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Actually, he was a sexist, and a racist, as well as being bigoted in a number of different ways. But ignoring the accuracy of the article - as articles don't stand or fall on accuracy but on humour - this is not bad as satire. It could do with a minor rewrite, but most of the concept is worth keeping, as is the content.                               Puppy's talk page05:31 30 Jul
  2. A bit messy, but still OK. I might try and tidy it up tomorrow. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:32, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep, on the condition that it is made more offensive. Not enough words beginning with the letters "k", "n", "f" and "c". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 30 '12 7:36 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. lol ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:40, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. A certain someone is in urgent need of some better idols. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:21, 30 July 2012
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. A real article on a real person with real humor closely based on actual facts (the goodness or badness of which doesn't concern us). Sometimes an invalid nomination does not beg to be made valid. Spıke ¬ 12:31 30-Jul-12
  7. Ruining your childhood isn't a good reason to delete a good article. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 20:29, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. ake it down.now.Walt disney was not a fucking sexist, and you're forgetting all the great things he ever fucking did for us. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING THAT WALT HAD SEX 2,000 TIMES YOU DUMBASSES! This guy is one of my idols. I don't care a bit about all these shit people write about him! R.I.P. Walt Disney, and thanks for all your wonderful, timeless animated movies!!! GODDAMIT THIS FUCKING SITE JUST FUCKING RUINED MY CHILDHOOD YOU MORONS!! - waltdisneyfan999 (Comment taken from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Uncyclopedia:Votes_for_deletion?oldid=5556408#Walt_Disney and transposed here by PuppyOnTheRadio)
  2. Delete I'm a big Scooby-Doo fan. This ISN'T ON people. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:14, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete Goes a tad too far in my opinion. The idea of his being a furry (since he created all number of talking furry characters) is hilarious, but isn't addressed enough. Sorry, but I didn't find the implied rape joke funny in the part about "Snow White and the Seven Studs" at all, and it was the Japs that were discriminated against by Disney Inc during WWII not the Jews. Just didn't find most of the article very funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:33, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
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Celebrity Big Brother

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  1. Terrible shitty stupidness. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:09, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Extremely messy, I would suggest putting a template on the page but since the page has been inactive for months I don't think there's any point. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:32, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Cruft                               Puppy's talk page04:02 30 Jul
  4. Symbol delete vote Listy nonsense without substance --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:46, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seriously not worth the bytes used; only possibly funny to the users who, until recently, have been using Uncyclopedia for the sole purpose of maintaining similar scorecards of their own. Spıke ¬ 12:27 30-Jul-12
  6. Symbol delete vote DO NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:23, July 31, 2012 (UTC)
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Tscheap

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 (talk) 18:48, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Tschit. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:51, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unless a member of the Cabal can provide some Yiddish insight, I presume that Mr. Michael Tschiderer owes money to the author. Spıke ¬ 20:10 29-Jul-12
  4. Symbol delete vote Thwat? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:44, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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Internet wars

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:53, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Parc. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:51, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. By noobs, for noobs. Noobs: Please don't bother me with this shit, I'm trying to watch polar bears and a soccer game at the same time. ~ QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:13, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Nonsense on Steroids --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:41, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
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Bill Nye the Science Guy

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  1. Inertia is a property of butt fuck. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 18:25, Jul. 28, 2012
  2. I don't think that it's possible to parody Bill Nye and be funny. I've never seen it done successfully. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:52, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Kill it before it does science! nyehead.gif --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 05:08, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Do not want. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:44, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro, with its tedious list of aliases and its pedophilia UnScript, does not lure me in with the promise of anything funny, but it accurately sums up the rest of the article. Spıke ¬ 16:15 29-Jul-12
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The Go! Show

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. The latest in my purge of shitty television show articles. Saberwolf116 (talk) 21:04, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:10, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:40, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Really bad writing; succumbs repeatedly to the urge to become a HowTo. Author thinks drug use is inherently funny. Spıke ¬ 23:50 27-Jul-12
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Mahadolf Gandhitler

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. A companion to the Germandia article, and just as shitty. Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:32, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Ok, first off, the page should be named "Mahatma Hitler". Second, I don't see any problem with a high-concept article. Juxtapositions between extremes are at the heart of comedy. The problem is, this article gives up on its concept one sentence in, and from there, the fail just accelerates until it becomes a runaway tractor-trailer of raging, flaming retarsion. Retarsion. That's a word, right? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 27 '12 8:17 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. BB, there is nothing at all wrong with either "a high-concept article" nor juxtapositions between extremes. But a high concept is all this article has; there is seriously no humor beyond some pretty fine shoops, and the section on "one rather ridiculous theory" (compare "nothing definitive is known") makes the pursuit of Randumbo explicit. I agree with you on the rename. Spıke ¬ 18:34 27-Jul-12
    Wait, aren't you pretty much agreeing with everything I said? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 28 '12 3:41 (UTC)
  4. Just another retarded Hitler spin-off. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh please, can we stop it with the Hitler spinoffs. How about a rule that any more Hitler spinoffs, unless they're really witty and clever, will automatically be deleted and will get the creator blocked for a week? [[User: ChromaNebula|<span style=color:red>C/span><span style=color:orange>h/span><span style=color:yellow>r/span><span style=color:green>o/span><span style=color:blue>m/span><span style=color:purple>a/span><span style=color:silver>Nebula</span>]] (talk) 02:37, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
  6. No. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 06:50, July 28, 2012 (UTC)
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Poor people

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  1. This article just plain sucks. Huff and redirect to the far better The poor article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:09, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, do exactly that. This article's aimlessness finally yields to the impulse to build lists of people to insult by including them as "poor people." Spıke ¬ 14:19 26-Jul-12
  3. Also, that picture at the bottom doesn't match the caption, and appears to be either vanity or else cyberbullying. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jul 26 '12 21:44 (UTC)
  4. Killit --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:36, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
    Okay --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:36, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
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Germandia

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Another article in the long line of fake country articles, in the proud tradition of the Bermuda Square and the Gayman Islands. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:32, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Fake and gay. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:01 Jul 26 2012
  3. Another one bites the dust. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:16, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. ...and another one down... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:11, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Hey! I'm gonna get you, too!... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 27 '12 6:55 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:43, July 27, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. A smallish collection of fractured facts and unexplained juxtapositions. Spıke ¬ 18:46 27-Jul-12
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University of Wisconsin–Platteville

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Can someone explain what any of this has to do with U of W? Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:43, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:18, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  3. UGH! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:26, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Saberwolf, to the extent it has anything to do with U of W (for example, the existence of ugly women), the problem is that it also has something to do with everywhere else. It is a small page of ramble supposedly on the topic of U of W. Spıke ¬ 13:51 26-Jul-12
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Labradeer Retriever

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Kinda has the same stuff that made the Grue article great. Though this is distinctly inferior, I doubt that it's bad enough for deletion. --Lord Scofield Stark 12:50, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. 2005 cruft ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:02, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Leet and lists and, again, a pun where you have to already know the punch line to type the name of the article. Spıke ¬ 16:29 25-Jul-12
  3. Symbol kill vote Kill the dog My pen1s can write a better article. --TC02t 18:52, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. The only funny thing about this was the name, and even that was kind of stupid... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 19:48, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Per what everyone else already said. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:26, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
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BASIC

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  1. Crap ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:16, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "-GRUNT" "-BURPS" "-FARTS" I do know code and once wrote a BASIC interpreter. This article, apart from being "in the style of the thing it is describing," has nothing except a nonsense acronym, rambling history, and other ramble, styled as a BASIC program. That is, it conforms to several well-known formulas for writing humor, without containing humor. Spıke ¬ 16:25 25-Jul-12
  3. United 175 Randommmmm Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:38, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
  4. More dumb. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:25, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Looks OK to me, but then again I know nothing about computer programming code. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:39, July 25, 2012 (UTC)

Tcl

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  1. Half baked stub ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:12, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Short and photo-less mix of ramble and a few inside jokes, such as name-dropping of other programming languages. Spıke ¬ 16:30 25-Jul-12
  3. Pull the kill switch! We're shuttin' 'er down! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 19:49, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Dumb. --Xamralco (talk) 13:20, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Thames Pirates H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
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  1. It's not too stupid. It could use a nice expansion, however... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:38, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I actually enjoyed this one. Not bad at all. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  02:04, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Nice historical enclyclopedic page. Could be expanded along the same lines. Aleister 16:40 July 25, '12
  4. Is a good candidate for {{AAP}} and {{expansion}}, but not for deletion. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:55, 26 July 2012
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Xamralco (talk) 13:19, July 26, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Short n' shitty '06 cruft. Saberwolf116 (talk) 09:52, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is a short, photo-less, somewhat whimsical piece of fiction. It does not seem to be humor based on anything. Spıke ¬ 22:48 24-Jul-12
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🔒 Cruel and unusual punishment H T D Survivor Oldvfd (replace with Ice cream mafia's version)

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  1. Symbol delete vote Replace. I laughed at the newer version. The old one not so much.                               Puppy's talk page04:41 26 Jul
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If you want to replace it, just restore the old revision. Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:56, July 26, 2012 (UTC)


  • You were the one who reverted it in the first place. If you think something is funny, be italic. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:46, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hollyoaks

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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. I will admit I only did a cursory glance through this, but what I saw was enough to tell me this is an exceedingly long, exceedingly unfunny circlejerk written by fans of this show. Begone. Saberwolf116 (talk) 09:57, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Congratulations to anyone who finds the one funny line in here. I read through it until my eyes started to bleed and still had no luck.                               Puppy's talk page10:17 24 Jul
  3. Hollycrap. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jul 24 '12 10:22 (UTC)
  4. Delete Someone's spent a lot of time not spending too much time on it. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:41, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Hollyweird. I do believe nearly half of this article was a list... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:33, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:58, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Has some potential. Still shite though. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:41, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
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NCAA College Football

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  1. Listcruft                               Puppy's talk page11:30 23 Jul
  2. Oh Lord, deleeeeeeeeete. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jul 24 '12 3:18 (UTC)
  3. EXPUNGE! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:50, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  4. DELETE I don't know what NCAA College Football is, and now I really don't want to. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:46, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  5. I read this article thinking there must be something worth saving somewhere in it. If there is, I couldn't find it. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  02:05, July 25, 2012 (UTC)
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Eric the Red

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  1. It's not a complete disaster, but it's pretty bad and looks unlikely to be taken care of. Might just be better off to start anew. --OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 21:36, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Get your crapola here - now with extra fibre.                               Puppy's talk page01:54 24 Jul
  3. Not a major pile, but kind of stupid. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:46, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  4. United 175 Disintegrate. Didn't do anything for me. Saberwolf116 (talk) 10:04, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who thinks that lists of unrelated persons, countries, etc., are funny? Agree: Start over. Spıke ¬ 10:33 24-Jul-12
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Quasar

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  1. 2006 cruft, pure shite ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:15, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I want to be able to save it, like a baby bird with a broken wing, but the humane thing is to bash it's head in with a hammer, smashing it's skull in over and over again, until it becomes a bloody pulpy mess, and then drinking the juices that ooze - sorry, what were we talking about?                               Puppy's talk page08:20 23 Jul
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. An encyclopedia article that makes sport of the fact that it knows nothing about the subject, that there is nothing to say about it, and that the list of related articles might not be related, is using a technique that is thoroughly trite. Articles should never joke about being notoriously bad; it is too hard to tell from the real thing. Spıke ¬ 13:56 23-Jul-12
  4. Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:57, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Starts out quasi-okay, but quickly devolves into memes and randomness. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:13, 23 July 2012
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal Insert black hole here. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:19, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  7. PurpleDickVote MY ULTRA BIG P3N1S can Symbol delete vote delete this FUCKING ARTICLE!!!!! --TC02t 00:21, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  8. KILL IT. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:44, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small BIGWHITEBLOBSSSSS --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 07:19, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 The Church of Deal or No Deal H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Keep. I like this.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:38, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. There is a concept here, though I'm not sure it isn't just a personal grudge. I've deleted the section of listcruft, the initial template, and the external link to someone's blog. Spıke ¬ 22:05 17-Jul-12
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I've removed an extra line that claimed Noel was dead. --Lord Scofield Stark 11:42, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. It may need a bit of work but it's definitely Symbol keep vote not deletion-worthy. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 17:58, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. idk I like it somewhat. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:14, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. I like the concept, but it isn't very well executed and there isn't much there. Saberwolf116 (talk) 16:01, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Meh, only one line appeals to me: "It is believed the Banker created the Box before he created the Universe, and created the Universe simply as a place to put it." --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 15:32, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. No Deal. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I'm not even sure if the TV show is still on the air in the U.S. Either way, it doesn't even qualify as pop culture; it's empty and stupid, and any article about it is going to have to be a lot better than this one to make me feel anything but coldness towards it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 20 '12 14:34 (UTC)
    I find your lack of faith disturbing and your coldness... arousing.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:31, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
    If I could poop in a bag, and then make Howie Mandel handle it without rubber gloves... it would not pay him back for the horrible misery that watching 15 minutes of this crappy show put me through. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 20 '12 19:19 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. An incredibly unfunny article based on a shit television show starring one of the single most godawful people on television. If this article was a person it would be fitting if it was stabbed in the stomach and buried up to the neck on a beach in front of an oncoming tide for crimes against humor. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 22:07, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Not particularly good in any way --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:56, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
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  • The only religion along with Raptor Jesus that I take seriously--Sycamore (Talk) 20:38, July 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • The show may still be on in Oz. I've never been tempted to watch it deliberately - even when I had family members on there. (And I am now voluntarily estranged from my family.) The article has promise, but needs work. As it is, not bad enough to delete.                               Puppy's talk page11:37 23 Jul

Fluxom

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  1. My dog can write a better article. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 17:54, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. An article ostensibly about phlegm, and in fact about...the author. "In conclusion," Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 21:43 22-Jul-12
  3. Yucky! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:33, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote My penis can write a better article. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 23 '12 3:53 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote This is why we can't have nice things ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:23, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal So we can have nice things again. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:11, 23 July 2012
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Kiptown Upon Windsearching

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  1. United 175 Can somebody please explain what this article is about? Is this some British town that the writer despises for some unfathomable reason? Is it an inside joke related to a movie? Or is it just random crap? Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:43, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Must be an English town near Weston-super-Mare. Author is so wedded to his code names for things that he gives the article a name that no one will request. There are scads of red-links and nearly no effort to make the material funny to a reader who isn't already In The Know. Spıke ¬ 16:16 22-Jul-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's remarkable how it survived for almost 7 years. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 17:55, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. God, no. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:32, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. PurpleDickVote One penis up. Two thumbs down. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 23 '12 3:50 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redlinks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:15, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
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Fallout New Vegas: Bleed Me Dry Quest

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  1. Scared face It's so bad it's scary. I'm a huge fan of the fallout games and when I discovered this was the only article on the topic I died a little inside. According to fallout.wikia.com, this is an unimportant and obscure side-quest which has almost no relevance to the rest of the game. So why is there an article on this and not, you know, the actual game? and it's not even funny. The entire joke is that "lol u get to bone a npc!!". Even an article on one of the game's factions like the NCR of the Brotherhood of Steel would be much better than this. And even though there would be a large amount of potential for an article on the franchise in general, all we have on our wiki is an article about an un-notable quest from one of the shittier games in the franchise. Good god. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 12:17, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
    Be italic. You sound like the perfect candidate. Transform it. Then rename it. Spıke ¬ 17:26 21-Jul-12
    Wut -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 18:41, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
    He wants you to write a Fallout 3 article. Which you should. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:07, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  2. One Enclave, One America! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:03, July 21, 2012 (UTC)
  3. United 175 Ain't that a kick in the head! Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:34, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Another failed porn article... Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 17:56, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Pi H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
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  1. Actually hilarious. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:17, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:41, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. But it's funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:11, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Zombiebaron -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:10, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol for vote Zombiebaron  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:10 Jul 22, 2012
  7. RedCheckMark π ! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:45, 22 July 2012
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I've been waiting for a while to do this. This article is way too random and un-encyclopedic. Added on 16:59, July 20, 2012 (UTC): I mean, I think the Spock images are funny (but the rest is huffable). In retrospect, my version of the article wouldn't have done well in mainspace either. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:05, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I'm gonna say "Eh" just to piss off Zombiebaron. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 20 '12 14:20 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote I got a bit over exited there. But holy shit man. Given that the audience for an article on Pi is largely cerebral, wouldn't cerebral humor be better than pre-teen, potty-mouthed babble? Spıke ¬ 14:24 20-Jul-12
    Isn't that the point? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:52, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Qzekrom, it might be an idea to think over your nominations in future, some are really obvious keeps--Sycamore (Talk) 17:38, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  • I just nominate stuff I think are stupid or just plain boring. If I say an article isn't funny, it's my opinion. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 18:18, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
    And that's exactly where you're wrong. You shouldn't nom stuff when you don't find it funny, you should nom stuff when you think hardly anyone would find it funny, or if it's of exorbitantly bad quality. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:01, 22 July 2012

Inkheart

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  1. Not very good at all --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:17, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Gross. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:09, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I seem to recall seeing trailers for that movie. Wasn't Brendan Fraser in it? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 20 '12 14:24 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. An generally plain article about Inkheart featuring random appearances from Dumbledore and Saruman just to rape someone for copyvio. With a context like that, it's certainly unfunny. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 18:02, July 22, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Comma splice H D Oldvfd

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It has a concept; its only problem is that it doesn't follow it--every sentence in the article should be a run-on sentence--and it's infested with grade-school stuff like the need to write an "In conclusion." Spıke ¬ 17:26 18-Jul-12
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not bad enough for deletion. --Lord Scofield Stark 17:47, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This article isn't bad, I'm voting keep. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:26, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not that bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:45, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. I fixed it up a little bit, this article has some potential, also 6666. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 16:57, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Thanks to 86.167.244.68 for showing this one to me. -500 points for doing it wrong. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jul 18 '12 17:12 (UTC)
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Asuka Langley Soryu

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  1. Quite bad, even for an article written by rabid jacking off antilingual anime addicts. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:17, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Not want. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:36, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Trash. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 20 '12 14:29 (UTC)
  4. She's hot, but the article isn't. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 16:51, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
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The Prodigy

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  1. Really a terrible article in general, and also specifically --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:17, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. United 175 Sucks Saberwolf116 (talk) 03:53, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Bad. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:37, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete. This a tricky one - I don't think there's anyone besides myself on here at the moment who could do this justice. I have a colonic and then anal bleaching... as you can imagine I may be too busy to write something amusing about smackin' ma bitch up.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:30, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Special:PrefixIndex/Vandalism/example_on_wheels!/Archive H D Oldvfd

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  1. To quote a wise man, "Preserving the history of chaos implies order." Also it fucks with categories and DPL and stuff or some shit. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:41, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Move them to my userspace...not! --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:50, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
  3. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 06:29, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Delete the Vandalism/Example of wheels! page entirely imo. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:55, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. But don't delete the Vandalism/Example of on wheels! page entirely, unless you want me to sabotage your attempt with a rigged rain of "keep" votes. --Lord Scofield Stark 10:39, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Can't put a VFD on the special page, and I literally cannot load some of the archive pages, so I'm calling an exception to that technicality in this case. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:42, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Albert Fish

Score: 4
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  1. Keep. Nah, this is good. Nothing wrong with sporks...--Sycamore (Talk) 08:22, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
    It's not a VFD lock that the author hews closely to the Wikipedia article's organization, though thrusts in other directions should be welcome. It is a serious liability to require the reader to first read Wikipedia to enjoy the humor. This article needs more clever writing of its own; its overlong quotations are funny mainly as perversions of the Wikipedia article. Spıke ¬ 14:15 17-Jul-12
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  1. This article exists word-for-word (pretty much) over on Wikipedia, which made me think "how dare they parody us like this!" until I realized somebody else just copied it over, and made a few "zany" and "hilarious" changes. Can we kill it? Huh? Huh? Can we?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 16 '12 8:17 (UTC)
  2. A plain shitty page. Also, try to refrain from bringing up articles already tagged with another maintenance tag on VFD. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:49, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Dick, suck, etc. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 16 '12 15:54 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Extracting humour from the true story of a notorious child killer and cannibal is a tall order to start with. Can't say this succeeds and just copying slabs of text from the wikipedia version doesn't help either. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:22, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Backspace. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteKyuremOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 15:44, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shit ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:09, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I would also argue that having an article about this guy from any perspective other than straight-on is hard to do without glorifying him. The true account of him already reads like something a demented writer would come up with. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 16 '12 8:17 (UTC)
  • VFD is not a place to 'argue', it's a place to agree about what is complete crap and what isn't.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:22, July 16, 2012 (UTC)
    A spork usually does more than just change five or six sentences out of an 18kb (or so) article, doesn't it? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 16 '12 8:30 (UTC)
    VFD is a place for nominators to defend their claim that someone else's work should be deleted. It is not a place to 'argue,' but we do not all agree, and vigorous defense of the claim (also-known-as 'argument') is valuable. Spıke ¬ 18:38 16-Jul-12
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I find the humor style trite and doubt that it offers much value beyond the other articles referenced by the Cannibalism template. But it seems more than a complete spork with a few sentences changed. Spıke ¬ 18:38 16-Jul-12

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Keep (2)
  1. Keep. Bit of a cleanup (de-list etc.) and this is passable.--Sycamore (Talk) 07:13, July 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep Confusing-a-town-with-a-county-delete-vote-cruft. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:31, July 14, 2012 (UTC)
    Countycruft doesn't have the right ring to it.                               Puppy's talk page11:26 15 Jul
    I disagree. It's alliterative. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 11:33 (UTC)
    Some people prefer the letter preceding "cruft" to be a consonant, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:59, 17 July 2012
Delete (3)
  1. towncruft                               Puppy's talk page03:00 14 Jul
  2. I didn't even read past the lede, huff. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 04:16, July 14, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Stupid and pointless. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:07, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • There is a lot of material here, most of it trite and not specific to Cumbria. Is there someone from there who could keep half and make it encyclopedic? Spıke ¬ 14:35 14-Jul-12

  • Kept, UN:N clause. --Littleboyonly