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Uncyclopedia:List of countries

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Pointless list with no funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:58, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Just add all the pages here to a category. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 03:11, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Useless. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:26, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittoes Xamralco. Lists of countries (real or not) with real Uncyclopedia articles are covered by our nav templates; on which subject, Bizzeebeever and I have been discussing the countries-of-the-world template and the countries-of-this-continent templates, and how they might be consolidated with show/hide logic to look less cluttered at the bottom of country articles. Spıke ¬ 14:34 13-Jul-12
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:11 Jul 13 2012
Comments

🔒 Prison H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (6)
  1. Keep. A lot here for a new writer to work with, also amusing and a major topic.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:33, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. Started the cleanup. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:41, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep There's quite a bit of funny there. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:43, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. The slimmed-down intro sets out the valid comedy concept. Surely these able editors will soon bring the remaining sections into it. Spıke ¬ 20:24 12-Jul-12
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:10, 12 July 2012
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Previously on Imperial Colonization which is (as far as I know) inactive. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:09, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. LISTS LOTS OF THEM--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 07:32, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Qzekrom, since you bring it up are you interested in maybe starting a new wave of IC?--Sycamore (Talk) 08:33, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. At least it's funny. Maybe rewrite.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 08:48, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
    If it's funny 'Abstain'. What does it have to be for you to vote not to delete? mAttlobster. (hello) 08:52, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
    because it's a huge pile of listcruft.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 11:34, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
    So take some time out of your busy, busy day, give a little minimal effort, and get rid of the lists. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  19:00, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

  • Keen work, chaps. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:01, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Southampton F.C.

Score: 4
Keep (0)
  1. Against Oy Beever face. We are most definitely in the fucking Premiere League. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:14, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
    What, I can't make a joke? Touchy touchy. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jul 11 '12 12:23 (UTC)
    I did get a little overexicited. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:13, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. More ugly, unfunny, fucktarded sports-related bullshit for your perusal. I looked in the history, and there's really nothing to choose from. This club ain't even Premiere League! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jul 11 '12 11:51 (UTC)
  2. Delete It is bad though. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:13, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Piss --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:28, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  4. No. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:22, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Gross H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (7)
  1. I'm a little devil, I am. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jul 11 '12 15:33 (UTC)
  2. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:42, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Per the update. I didn't read what it used to be, but I chuckled a few times at what it currently is. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  07:28, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Undercuts everyone's complaints about the Wikia Content Warning--and for no good purpose. 14:12 11-Jul-12 Y'all fixed it. Spıke ¬ 20:27 12-Jul-12
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:14, 12 July 2012
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:22, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Oh fuck you, I come home literally about to rewrite it and seen it's already been done. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:42, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Gross. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:54, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Delete Doesn't work on any level. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:09, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Delete and redirect to The Bureaucrats (Joke) --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:58, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • You know, this is why I hate uncyclopedia. Time was, when I wrote retarded crap at 8 in the morning and then came back later to read it, it WASN'T ACCESSIBLE TO THE FUCKING PUBLIC. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jul 12 '12 2:57 (UTC)

🔒 Lag H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Some IP that's probably a user in disguise is working on it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:27, 8 July 2012
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. its not that bad --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:17, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Per above.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:45, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Inconsistent, shitty, then really shitty. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:48, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Quotes by sum n00b lol? Random symbols? WTF! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:14, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Read the re-arranged version somebody put there, you nobs. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 8 '12 13:18 (UTC)
    I just did. It still sucks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:29, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Your father's 9-iron, your father's chainsaw, your father's sledgehammer. Better idea, Anon: Have your father write the next mainspace article. Spıke ¬ 16:39 8-Jul-12
  4. Meh. Can't be improved. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 2:00 (UTC)
Comments
  • See, this is the main problem with writing "in the style of". If you write too carefully, it sounds inauthentic. If, on the other hand, you throw yourself into the character, people can't tell the difference between your parody of an idiot and an actual idiot. There's some sort of "rule" that encapsulates this concept, but I have forgotten its name. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 4:07 (UTC)
    Exaggerating the features of the character you seek to parody generally does the trick. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:22, 9 July 2012
    Debatable. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 6:05 (UTC)
    Exaggerating the features of a character where adversaries already do so in total seriousness is problematic, as in the cases of religions and politicians. This is not the problem here, nor is this article about service-provider data lag written "in the style of." It is written by an idiot, whose main humor recourse is his own stupidity: that is, calling attention to the author rather than delivering value to the reader. Data lag--and indeed the other false promises of ISPs--is a fertile field for humor. This should be started over. Spıke ¬ 14:23 12-Jul-12

🔒 The History of The World (Short Version) H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This picture-less, too-long-to-read article has dozens of hooks, all of them at the moment unused except to showcase how jauntily the author scoffs at world history. Any good author could start anywhere and turn some of these hooks into actual humor. So it is better than starting over. Spıke ¬ 16:50 8-Jul-12
  2. PurpleDickVote Boner. Of course. This is a good template for an edit, lots of work went into it. SPIKE spikes the ball and scoooooorrrrrreeessssssss! Aleister July 9 this year
  3. Keep. It's not that bad, also Spike makes a sound point.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:47, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Mel Brooks, this ain't --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:48, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. True that. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:13, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I would vote but i plucked my eyes out. Pictures would help my pot-crusted mind. --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:30, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Mr. Falcon H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 2
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Socky. Yes, it's just listcruft, but it's funny listcruft. I removed the nonsensical second paragraph in the intro; with an image or two, I think this could be a non-VFD article. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:53, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
    No! it will take much more than a photo. The huge table translates the original movie script into the supposedly censored language. You can't tell if it's a lame attempt at humor or a dry recitation of actual censored movie renditions. What you, or someone, must do, in each row of the table, is show how the incompetent Mr. Falcon, in trying to censor a movie, unwittingly came up with something even more obscene or politically incorrect. Spıke ¬ 20:14 7-Jul-12
    That's not an awful idea. Why not give it a try, SPIKE, since you came up with it? The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  19:02, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I laughed, and that's enough for a keep. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:31, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. lol funny. --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:32, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I'm a vegan fucker and will vote for this piece of shit just to prove how fair or stupid I am. Aleister today
  5. I chuckled a couple times. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  18:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. Crap. Total crap. It's literally a (relatively) short list of famous movie quotes, with their censored versions. Lame execution of what would be, at best, a middling idea.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 7 '12 14:09 (UTC)
  2. This article is clucking grit. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:57, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Explains what a "euphemism" is with a truly tedious number of examples. The irony in the intro is store-bought and there is utterly no cleverness in the table. Spıke ¬ 17:41 7-Jul-12
  4. Symbol delete vote You know, for kids? --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 02:03, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Kill it... UNLESS SOMEONE FULFILLS THIS ONE CONDITION: Do a recording for each of the mentioned lines, with the original movie clip in the background, then a blatantly different, vanilla, cheerful voice interrupting the obscene parts with the bowdlerized phrase. I get the joke, but right now this non-article is doing a pretty shit job of translating it. Either do a complete rewrite or go the extra mile. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:33, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Weak delete. This doesn't really make enough of an attempt at comedy. Minus Mr. Falcon's weird name, it just looks... pretty damn accurate. Which is not satire. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:55, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. No article here except a lift from somewhere else (unless this is original research). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:08, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 UnNews:2,500 Year-Old Chewing Gum Discovered H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. Keep UnNews. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:06, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
    Meh, I just didn't laugh when I read it. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:28, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Who gives a fuck --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:32, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Kind of bland, but still redeemable. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:42, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Good enough to stay. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:52, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote 2006cruft. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:04, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept. Also 2006cruft isn't a thing. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:22, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Craigavon

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Go. Away.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jul 10 '12 14:08 (UTC)
  2. Nobody cares about your town. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:21, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote It is widely renowned as a cunt hole full of dump rats. Would like to steal this line for an article on my town. Spıke ¬ 14:09 11-Jul-12
  4. Cunt hole --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:29, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
  5. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 (talk) 04:04, July 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

David Wenham

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. An article about a guy who (possibly) starred in 300. Gosh, another 300 themed article?!?! THAT CAN'T POSSIBLY GO WRONG!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jul 10 '12 14:27 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small THIS~IS~SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!11111111111 THIS~IS~VANITEEEEEEE!!!111111  --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 15:20, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. United 175 Yeah no Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:44, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  4. This is an actual actor from 300 but this article still sucks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Author mashes up the actor with the role he played in 300 and comes up with a turd. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:25, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Kill it with hammers. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:47, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Gayman Islands

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Um, what?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jul 10 '12 8:51 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small OMGITSSOOOLISTYANDGHEYGHEYGHEY!!!!1!1!!!!!1111111  --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 08:53, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As with several recent nominations, this page has only one driving force, a dumb pun and the resulting gay-bashing; you have to know the punch line to type the name of the page, and the contents of the page are the author strutting for his own benefit rather than delivering value to the reader. The Table of Contents is proudly ugly and the use of categories has jumped the shark. Spıke ¬ 12:58 10-Jul-12
  4. Pen Island makes for better vacations. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:19, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Take one pun and repeat and repeat and repeat and....--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
    • Too many puns. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:34, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Qzekrom sig trans Huff. The sections are each too short (mostly listcruft), and the article contains too many gay references (which, while it's the joke, is a bit too much) and categories. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 22:34, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  7. OVERKILL. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:48, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Get rich QUICK!!!! H D Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. And maybe feature it too. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:19, 9 July 2012
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's a good one. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:23, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I probably wouldn't feature this, but it's pretty good. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  00:27, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. RedCheckMark Strong keep. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:45, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:06, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. A busy, well-tread concept, but an execution that isn't lacking in any particular way. No qualms. And Skeetdemon accidentally hit the nail on the head for a strong Keep argument. Thanks Skeetdemon! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:03, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Grammar could be better, but this is far from deletion-worthy. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:20, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Keep Annoying and stupid nomination. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:16, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Annoying and stupid. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d!
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Obviously doesn't fit the encyclopedia canon; and the illustrations are proudly crude. Might fit some other namespace. Spıke ¬ 01:21 9-Jul-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. format is weird and confusing, profoundly un-uncyclopedian. Looks like a spam mail advertisement. --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:42, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • We should probably move it to Get-rich-quick scheme if that doesn't exist. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:23, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  • Can I put this at the top of it, or at the bottom of it, or somewhere? I feel it isn't annoying enough. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 5:23 (UTC)

🔒 HowTo:Become an Evil Genius H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (5)
  1. Could use with a cleanup on some of the lists, sure. But not all that terrible. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  00:33, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Woody fixed it good --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:23, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Woody sprinkled his Minimal Effort ™ magic all over it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:32, 9 July 2012
    Socky, I am stealing the shit out of that. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  04:55, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
    Same here. Only, you won't know it's me that's stealing it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 5:01 (UTC)
  4. PurpleDickVote Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:50, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 21:32, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Warning: Contains unfunny penis references and listcruft. It's giving me a boner in real time. (Literally.) --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d!
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:26, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Listy and not all that funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:43, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. a good topic totally ruined with half-assed lists --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:00, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Mama Luigi H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (5)
  1. classic.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 10:52, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Self-keep. I tried to write a half-decent article about this subject after all the meme-y super-random forerunners of the present article were deleted. If you think I've failed that miserably, go ahead and vote delete. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 8 July 2012
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. This article entails none of the qualities listed in the official reasons for deletion. It is of sufficient length, has relevant photos, does not contain random cursing gibberish, doesnt say AAAAAAAAAAAAA for 700 lines, has a logical storyline, and is not full of errors. I'm glad you pointed out the article, because I find it funny. Not lets call SNL and nominate the author as replacement of Lorne Michael funny, but funny enough. Maybe it is an inside joke, but so are alot of things on this site. This article seems to be here as a matter of taste, not poor style or vandalism. --Skeetdemon (talk) 00:47, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Not bad enough for a delete vote, but it could use a touch up. At least this is not another God-awful Sonic the Hedgehog article... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:53, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. I'm a vegan fucker and will vote for this piece of shit just to prove how fair or stupid I am. Aleister today
Delete (4)
  1. As far as inexplicable video game pregnancy themed articles go, this is one of the worse ones. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:55, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Regarding this article as a "classic" is really just excusing its terribleness by calling it an in-joke. Frosty doesn't find it funny, I don't find it funny, I can guarantee you that no potential new user will find it funny. When I joined up here last year, this is one of the first articles I found that made me rethink my decision. I've said what I had to say. I will now wait for Socky to vote "keep". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 8 '12 12:17 (UTC)
  3. I agree with Bizzee. This isn't one of those articles that's so stupid that it's funny. It's one of those articles that's so stupid that you sigh. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:16, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. So glad I learned how the P-Balloon implants an egg in one's magically created womb. Spıke ¬ 16:35 8-Jul-12
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. In reaction to the "inexplicable video game pregnancy" allegation, I'd like to point out that "Mama Luigi" was the title of an actual episode of the Super Mario World TV series. It's not some random shit made up by Mnbvcxz. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:47, 8 July 2012
    I think the "inexplicable" refers to how attracted to preggo-stuff Mnbvcxzcxzcv was. Er, is. I keep forgetting that being banned from the site doesn't mean you're dead. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 2:02 (UTC)
    Well, the person controlling the account may not have died, but the online persona of "Mnbvcxz", for all intents and purposes, can be considered dead. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:44, 9 July 2012
    Well that basically implies that the dude socked away and you know who his new "persona" is. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:07, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
    I ain't implying any of the sort. The guy may have just as easily decided to quit Uncyclopedia for good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:14, 9 July 2012
Preggo

RIP Mnbvcxz.


🔒 Vegetable Rights H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. Strongest possible keep. This is the top three arguments to fuck up those Vegan fuckers. It's hilarious and encourages them to become fruitarians and fuck up their libidos and thus wipe them out.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:33, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep Please read the article before nominating for deletion. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:46, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Not just a stub, but a funny stub! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:00, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:14, 8 July 2012
  5. Yeah... The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  00:35, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is a brilliant idea. I've made some additions to make it at least a little bit funnier, but with more work done on it, it could go a long way. --Scofield & Friends 09:04, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  7. I'm a vegan fucker (most of the time - cookies and cake still grab my ass), or a literal vegan fucker which is fun, and will vote for this piece of shit just to prove how fair or stupid I am. Aleister today
Delete (5)
  1. United 175 Disintegrate. 10 VFD nominees and not one of them is mine? This can't be. Saberwolf116 (talk) 16:40, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This five-year-old article has three paragraphs and its only theme is made-up names for advocacy organizations and movements. Spıke ¬ 16:52 8-Jul-12
  3. Vegetarians shouldn't write articles. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:07, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
    *cough* Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:17, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Unless it's a self-deprecating vegetarian, it seems more likely that a supplementarian wrote this. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:35, 8 July 2012
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. unless someone can expand on this and make it funny, which if it has been on here for 5 years in its present form, i doubt anyone is going to do. --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:10, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Has unnecessary navbox. Kill the 99% for the good of Uncyclopedia! --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:16, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
    And the reasons to delete just grow more and more mystifying. It's like solving a puzzle in reverse. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:05, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
    I'm starting to think he's doing it on purpose... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:43, 9 July 2012
Comments
  • All three comments are just not valid reasons - and it's disappointing to see Saberwolf116 setting such a bad example.--Sycamore (Talk) 19:33, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
    SPIKE gave a perfectly valid reason, and just because my reason doesn't state what I don't find funny about it doesn't mean that I find it funny. I think the article's joke is overused and nothing original, which is why I voted Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:03, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Is it just as lacking in validity for Aleister to vote to keep several bad articles by copypasting the exact same text? Spıke ¬ 00:04 10-Jul-12
  • “Vegetable rights and peace!”
    ~ Neil
    --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 21:04, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

Navy SEAL

Score: 4
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. So much cruft, so little humor... Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:51, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Super Elite Awesome l337ness this is not. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:52, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. There is nothing coherent to this except pursuit of the single obvious pun. Spıke ¬ 22:08 9-Jul-12
  4. Anything mentioning "Master Chief" needs to be incinerated... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:23, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
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Rabillia

Score: 6
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  1. This is from Uncyclopedia's proud tradition of making up fake countries/principalities/municipalities under the principle of "Doods! Wacky!" and then taking another bong hit. It is rather coherent (for a hesher-authored article, anyway), but is straight-faced and remarkably lacking in humor. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 15:34 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Rabillia" is nowhere on Wikipedia (in other words, no one is ever going to look for this article), and its overt goal is to explain the reality of this unreality and not to evoke any laughs. Anon added "Economy" and "Military" today, which are equally unlikely to amuse. Spıke ¬ 15:46 9-Jul-12
  3. Aint done laughed none --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:53, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. United 175 Per TKF Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:44, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Yep, just some more made-up bullshit. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:51, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol wtf vote WTF? --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 21:50, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
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History of Croatia

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Maybe it's because I'm slightly tipsy, but I can't bring myself to vote delete. If we end up deleting this, could someone put it in my mainspace? I might want to mess with it. Saberwolf116 (talk) 02:06, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
    Wasn't aware that there was a http://saberwolf116.wikia.com. And now I am. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 5:03 (UTC)
    Are you implying that I'm selfish/doing this on a whim? I'm not. I liked the intro, chuckled at it, and wish to hack away at it if it's deleted. And I stand by my decision even now that I'm sober. Saberwolf116 (talk) 05:25, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
    Oh wait...just saw I said "mainspace". IGNORE. Saberwolf116 (talk) 05:26, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
    Don't you just want to track down Larry Sanger and stick sharp things in him for putting the "save" button RIGHT NEXT to the "preview" button? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jul 9 '12 5:59 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Improperly formatted listcruft. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:58, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:24, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Probably deletable. The Woodburninator Wood burning Minimal Effort  00:37, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Nobody cares. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:42, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. this is horrible, short, irrelevant, and the people of Croatia deserve a more well thought out disparaging of their lives. So much to go off of, so little of it was used. --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:03, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. All of the above; plus, the intro about pwning bitches had me thinking it was History of Detroit. Spıke ¬ 01:19 9-Jul-12
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Air America

Score: 5
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Stupid, random article about a dead radio station. Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:37, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:28, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Terrible. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:42, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The anti-capitalist radio network, to which capitalism said the feeling is mutual, is a treasure trove of humor. This article is a Randumbo intro and a Listcruft body. Spıke ¬ 01:17 9-Jul-12
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. i dont see the point. --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:39, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
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Mega Man 9

Score: 6
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  1. Oy --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:16, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Meh. If the Germans had a word for this (trust me, they probably do), it would be something along the lines of Gamecruftliststupidscheisse. Its only redeeming quality is that it's short. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 8 '12 12:22 (UTC)
  3. Total gamecruft. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:17, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 (talk) 16:42, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. It links to a dead image. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:47, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. this is bad --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:21, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Sadly, author's latest article, yet another incarnation of Bugs Bunny, is too new to VFD. Spıke ¬ 17:10 8-Jul-12

🔒 Soviet Galactic Battle Fleet H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (4)
  1. This page has been +1ed. Deleting it would fuck up Google's systems. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 03:24, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Agreed.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 03:53, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Very weak keep I don't know why, but this article just does not strike me as deletion worthy. Too much work put into it, and it's semi-coherent with a few chuckles. Ax the last few sections after 1991, and you've got a salvageable article. Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:04, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. i like what saberwolf has done with it. not everything has to be real, it just can't be stupid. i dont find it stupid now, its actually kind of funny. --Skeetdemon (talk) 01:37, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. 100% made up bullshit --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:31, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Welllll...that applies to half of our featured articles, so that's not a reason by itself. But this article blows huge whale tits. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jul 5 '12 3:15 (UTC)
  3. no. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:08, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per TKF. Also: Soviets plus kitten-huffing is again imitation rather than humor. Socky asked me recently why this is precluded; my answer is that it is not automatically precluded, but would only be saved by very good writing, and an author who sets out to imitate rather than amuse usually does so because that is all he knows how to do, and the result usually doesn't amuse. Am not considering Qzekrom's comment because I do not know what "+1ed" means nor why we care about Google's systems. Spıke ¬ 17:14 5-Jul-12
  5. Just plain dumb.--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:15, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Out of all of the reasons to keep an article, Qzekrom's is the most ill-informed and terrible that I have possibly ever seen. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:27, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
    He probably just thinks the article will let him sleep with it if he votes "keep". Got news for ya, Q. That never works. Justine Bieber is a lying bitch. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jul 5 '12 6:00 (UTC)
    Nah, I'm talking about Google+'s page tagging system. My browser has a +1 button installed in the navbar. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 17:18, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
    In other words, no one gets to huff this article because Qzekrom has Like'd it? Spıke ¬ 17:24 5-Jul-12
    I didn't +1 it, someone else did. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 17:57, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
    it's unrealistic to expect Google to survive the deletion of this article. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:22, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
    We all need to sell our stock immediately. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:28, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • I did some major cleanup and axed the last few sections of random bullshit. Is it salvageable now? Saberwolf116 (talk) 17:15, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
    It's not as ugly as before but its premise is still random. It needs a hook to convince me I am reading an explanation I had never gotten for some real thing--not a description of a fantasy fleet the article still doesn't convince me to care about. Spıke ¬ 17:50 7-Jul-12
  • Userfication Request. If you decide to huff it, can you salvage the good parts and copy them to my userspace? --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 23:52, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

Hario

Score: 10
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  1. (1) Fake-gamecruft. (2) Random-random-random. (3) No pictures. (4) List. (5) Unfunny. The end.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 7 '12 14:05 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. How did this survive all the Forest Fire weeks and other deletion sprees we've had? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 7 July 2012
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only "joke" here seems to be to change one letter in the names of Mario and other characters; and the reader has to know the joke before gaining access to the page. Spıke ¬ 17:42 7-Jul-12
  4. United 175 Disintegrate. Per SPIKE Saberwolf116 (talk) 18:04, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Honky Kong. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:27, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 02:00, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol Burninate vote I rather save Malaysia and make a new page than go through pages that missed FFW.  GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Kemador CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 06:03, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY. SWAG. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 07:26, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small CCCOMBOBREAKER!!!!!!!KERKILL!!!!! --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 10:55, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
  10. T-t-t-t-ten delete votes! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:58, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
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Ivan Drago

Score: 5
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  1. United 175 Huh? A bizarre Star Wars/Rocky hybrid with zero humor and a lot of confusion. Saberwolf116 (talk) 21:52, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Trash. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 7 '12 14:12 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. How did the five-year-old who dreamed up this recombination of things he had seen on television ever convince an older brother to type it in for him? Spıke ¬ 17:45 7-Jul-12
  4. Ivan the Terrible. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:26, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. A masterpiece of imitation. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 02:05, July 8, 2012 (UTC)
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Saints Row 3

Score: 4
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  1. United 175 Disintegrate. Ugly gamecruft. Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:09, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article about "the official sequel to it's predecessor" is a public-service ad for remedial writing courses. The article by Charlie The Man repeatedly cops out and says that the real story is not known. "The drama continues, live, on C-SPAN..." Unfunny is only funny so many times. Spıke ¬ 21:01 6-Jul-12
  3. Trash. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 7 '12 14:14 (UTC)
  4. Umm... --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:16, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
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DMCA

Score: 4
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  1. Not a proper disambiguation page. I was expecting something about the Digital Millenium Copyright Act. --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 19:26, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. United 175 Disintegrate. I hate this article almost as much as the real life DMCA. Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:59, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yawn! how many things can you contrive for D.M.C.A. to stand for? Spıke ¬ 20:53 6-Jul-12
  4. Trash. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 7 '12 14:15 (UTC)
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Template:Gruestub

Score: 5
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  1. Do we really need this? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:52, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. No, no we don't. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:11, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote WTF? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 18:15, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  4. United 175 Unnecessary Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:00, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  5. This is QVFD material, this is. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jul 7 '12 14:16 (UTC)
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Partially Huffable Kitten

Score: 4
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  1. memes ahoy! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:31, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:09, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopedia meme dealt with through the language of pseudo-intellectualism. Spıke ¬ 17:06 5-Jul-12
    Wait, pseudo-intellectualism is bad? What the hell am I doing here then...(gets up and leaves)... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jul 6 '12 1:21 (UTC)
  4. I huffz teh kittenz, yez! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:10, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
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🔒 Saturn H D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote Aw, come on! VFD is for deleting crap, not placeholder-quality pages. We already have a link to the "lying bitch" version right at he beginning of the page, and I say that's good enough. Besides if it wasn't for the PLS entry, this article wouldn't even be here! --Scofield & Friends 12:23, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
    Placeholder means "place holder." No we have a full article available, so the place no longer needs to be held. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 12:29, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. No where near bad enough to delete... --Sycamore (Talk) 12:28, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. per sycamore in the comments.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 12:41, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. More than placeholder-quality. It is a real article, about something real, with a real comedy strategy (describe the planet in terms of cell biology) and a real hook (authentic wordplay in the intro). That it fizzles soon after is a public call for completion rather than deletion. It would be less encyclopedic to redirect it to a good essay that is nominally on the same topic but not an encyclopedia article about Saturn. Spıke ¬ 17:10 5-Jul-12
  5. Symbol keep vote I find the idea that a perfectly fine article should be deleted because a funnier article exists on the same subject but with a completely different angle deplorable. I see no reason why the articles "Saturn (cell-estial body)" and "Saturn (lying bitch)" couldn't peacefully co-exist. If you want to vote on which one deserves to be the 'main' article, then vote on that and keep the other article under a different title, but for heaven's sake, don't delete a good article for no good reason. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:13, 5 July 2012
    In defense of this nomination being deplorable, I didn't find the article funny at all, rather really dry. But I like the way you think. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:32, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:49, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. This is a stubby "meh" article, and Woody Woodburninator just won the PLS with an infinitely-better article. I say delete and redirect, because if this crummy article is our first result in a Google search for "Saturn", nobody's going to stick around to read the site. (I'm betting that a sufficient number of people will disagree with me enough to keep this.) ~ BB ~ (T)