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Vรคinรถ Tanner

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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  1. United 175 What is this I don't even Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:49, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I'ma finnish and I don't even know who is he. Many grammar mistakes, I think some finnish has written this and not even gave a thought that no one knows him. Also, didn't laugh at all. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:09, 23 June, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Tanner was a Prime Minister of Finland; don't know what it's supposed to prove that Cat doesn't know this. I love pidgin English, but this article is not some Uncyclopedian's try at another Borat, but Finnish DudeMan's lame attempt at English and at humor involving a totally obscure (for English-speakers) topic. Spıke ¬ 09:56 23-Jun-12
  4. Wow. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:44, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
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San Sombrero

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Nom. This article on a nonexistent Mexican city has been stalled since 2007, its claim to not be plagiarized is not convincing, and its initial section on Contributors suggests that its purpose might be vanity. Did I mention it is not funny? Spıke ¬ 15:50 22-Jun-12
  2. Ok then... --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:51, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
  3. delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:02, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
  4. United 175 Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 (talk) 06:48, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small WARNING!!!! THIS TOWN SOOOO GHEY LOL  --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 07:09, June 24, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Baseball H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's good enough but if someone wanted to rewrite it, I wouldn't complain. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:40, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
    I gave youse Rules of baseball and part of Minor League Baseball, and will renovate Baseball as soon as I finish with Mexico. Spıke ¬ 15:29 21-Jun-12
Delete (1)
  1. Too crass and listy. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:57, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Will. I .Am H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is an article about a real person, keyed off actual aspects of that person. Portraying him as a disease isn't flattering nor as clever as it could be, but choice of humor technique is up to the current author, or to a future one. Spıke ¬ 21:20 18-Jun-12
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is actually pretty funny at times, though I do believe the scope of the concept is rather limited. --Scofield & The Machine 13:39, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. /me shoots paper spit wad through hollowed out biro at Georgie, then hisses--Sycamore (Talk) 14:59, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Very Weak Keep It's alright, but needs a lot of work.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:21, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. An article about will.i.am could be decent under a different focus but it really doesn't work as a disease. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 20:21, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ University of Oulu H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Keep. This seems alright enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:37, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep Very silly, in nearly a good way. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:33, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Could do with some fixes but it's not deletion-worthy. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 20:18, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Very funny! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:12, 23 June, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Nom. A pretty ugly article with a lot of jokes in Finnish. Virtually all the work is by Anon in 2005. Spıke ¬ 00:23 18-Jun-12
  2. SOOOOO STOOPID! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:47, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small AGH MY EYES!  --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:02, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  As Simone Cowell says, "completely and utterly useless.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:12, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Murder the shit out of it. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jun 20 '12 23:33 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Bumblefuck University H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Made me smile... not a feature, but amusing.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:38, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep Some of this is actually really clever. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:38, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Has funny parts Seriously guys. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:02, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. It could definitely do with some improvement but as it is, Symbol keep vote it's passable. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 20:16, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Nom. Begun by Bdanials in 2005 and added to by Anon late in that year, it does not have enough quality to overcome the fact that it is about nothing and no one would ever visit it. Is the joke that it is Third-World (as in cholera), rural (as in cornfields), or urban? Spıke ¬ 17:31 17-Jun-12
    The joke is that it is a large university in a small town. (You know, like half of the mid-majors.) On your travels, I'm sure you've been through East Bumble Fuck. Everybody has. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 17 '12 18:26 (UTC)
    No, but I grew up in Snake's Hips. Spıke ¬ 18:32 17-Jun-12
    PS--The article on Bumblefuck remains and is in much better shape. Spıke ¬ 00:30 18-Jun-12
  2. lol fuck --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:26, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. That was shit --Nikau (talk) 13:16, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Scorefix + "meh" to balance out the voting. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 21 '12 21:54 (UTC)
Comments
  • Uncyclopedia's showcase article on a nonexistent university might be Failure University by Todd Lyons. Spıke ¬ 00:30 18-Jun-12

๐Ÿ”’ Dew Chun Educational Foundation H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Not deletion worthy--Sycamore (Talk) 08:39, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep Has direction. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 17:01, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Fixed it a bit, keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:16, June 22, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Keep Frosty has thawed it. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:05, June 23, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Nom. This has a principal author, UotM-nominated Gspbeetle, evidently in the PRC, but his ability to improve or even view an article about "propaganda centers in all over communist china" might be limited given current politics, he hasn't been around in 11 months, and the last post on his user page says he "has left the game." The article has an outline seemingly based on reality, filled with text that is ranty and random. Spıke ¬ 17:13 17-Jun-12
  2. That is...that is bad. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 17 '12 18:34 (UTC)
  3. A big pile of doggy dew. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete Incoherent x sponge = Bing bang bonger winger wanger .mAttlobster. (hello) 16:42, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Car manufacturers H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not all too bad now that Bizzee has sprinkled some of his magic over it. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:39, 17 June 2012
  2. I likes it --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:56, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Per above.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:40, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Keep Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:57, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Stupid list. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:57, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugly article is entirely lists, where the list items are carmakers' slogans with one or two words changed. Lame. Spıke ¬ 02:42 17-Jun-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Burn with fire. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 14:21, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete please. --Black Flamingo 16:45, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  • I actually like some of the acronyms, but it's just a list and doesn't belong on this site. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 18:10, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
Now hold on just a gosh-darned minute. You have two cows is a series of funny lists. Some lists are acceptable here, IF THEY'RE FUNNY. Funny trumps everything else. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 17 '12 18:14 (UTC)
  • Delete  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 17 '12 17:05 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. This is like awful. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:31, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Ohhhh, I get it. It's a list of car manufacturers' names, with the assumption that each name is an acronym. See, like FIAT is an acronym for Fix It Again, Tony. (Actually it's Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino but the other one is funnier and more accurate.) I might be in favor of keeping this as "List of car manufacturer name acronym thingamajiggies" (...or something), if all the retarded shit like "Dicks On Da Grating Erection Bringing All Lesbians Live" were removed. Maybe. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 17 '12 18:20 (UTC)
    Removed stupidity, reformatted. Choosing to abstain now. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 17 '12 18:20 (UTC)
    Enduring stupid sequences of nonsense words (USA PATRIOT Act, CAN SPAM Act, DREAM Act) to gussy up epic-fail ideas is one hazard of following US politics. I hate manufactured acronyms. Bizzeebeever has prettied up the article, but it does not belong as our article on "Car manufacturers"--only somewhere where a reader would find it if he wanted something on acronyms. I'll rescind my vote if this is renamed. Spıke ¬ 18:30 17-Jun-12
    The list is much less ugly and more manageable now that Bizzeebeever cleaned it up, so I'm also abstaining. --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 18:47, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Schnell Codes

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Google turned up nothing, and it fucking sucks beyond all reason. Delete. --Nikau (talk) 13:32, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  2. RAN-DOM GAR-BAGE. This article has been Expand-tagged for over nine months. So, no. It has had its chance. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 21 '12 19:42 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. (Formerly Keep--Rename to Uwe Boll.) This article is very much about something: the low-budget German movie director. That its name is not one of Boll's drive-by filmings, or anything else that a reader would look for, is a problem easily corrected. At that point, the 30-day clock of the {{Expand}} tag should tick away.15:27 21-Jun-12 BB's reading of the history is correct; this article doesn't have enough and isn't going anywhere. Spıke ¬ 19:51 21-Jun-12
  4. Yeah, I'm not really sure what's going on here. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:51, June 21, 2012 (UTC)
  5. United 175 Lolwut Saberwolf116 (talk) 00:40, June 22, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I added {{VFD}} to atone for my failure on "Fire Emblem: Abridged". Spıke ¬ 15:27 21-Jun-12

Fire Emblem: Abridged

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Very, Very, Very Weak Keep I reviewed this like a week ago. It gots potential but needs work.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:24, June 20, 2012 (UT
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Seriously, who plays this bullshit. 173.70.31.99 (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits) states on the talk page: "It just sounds like...'Fuck, fuck, fuck, gay person, fuck, fuck, fuck, I hate life, fuck, fuck, fuck, I kill you all and I enjoy it, fuck, fuck, fuck...' Vulgar indeed, but the article is indeed rather stupid." He's right; author delights in cutting down a videogame, without any cleverness in describing it. Spıke ¬ 13:02 20-Jun-12
  2. We don't need this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:31, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Neh --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:31, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Bullsh!t  Weak, self-referencing intro followed by a tangle of cussing and randomness. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:59, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  5. I don't know the game, and this article doesn't make me give a damn. The only thing that separates it from the original article (which, praise be unto the Polysexual Tentacle Demon, was also destroyed within this moon, yea, verily) is that it is ..."abridged". The worst part is, I suspect the author(s) are intending to write more articles on this game series (which I have never heard of and cannot be made to give a shit about). ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 21 '12 21:21 (UTC)
Comments
  • I guess this is not a valid nomination, because you did NOT TAG IT. However, I did, and reset the clock. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jun 20 '12 23:37 (UTC)

Rathfarnham

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Alone? Dull topic, but some of the humour was subtle and sublime. Change title to SUDDENLY, I fucked a wizard!!!! Dude, legit. maybe? Nikau (talk) 15:28, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Dull dull dull. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 20:24, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rathfarnham is evidently a real place, but there's no humor here (nor photos). Nearby "mountains strike paranoia and trepidation into any that gaze at it"? Why, please? "It is unclear who Fearnรกn actually was" but less unclear than why this article is here. It is halfway to quaint. Spıke ¬ 21:24 18-Jun-12
  3. United 175 Disintegrate. Oh man, it's been way too long since I got a chance to use that template. Saberwolf116 (talk) 22:56, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  4. No. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:24, June 19, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Piss Da fuq?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:00, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. I liked it.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:42, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. I gave up caring who this guy was after I saw the picture. Apparently he's the Gay Asstronaut of Ur Anus.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 18 '12 0:42 (UTC)
  2. Gay butt sex is always funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:48, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This overlong piece of toilet humor has nothing to do with the first Malaysian astronaut. Spıke ¬ 01:02 18-Jun-12
  4. Delete I think it could have done with more references to anuses. Just too few purile insinuations of homosexuality for a keep. Nikau (talk) 14:58, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Template:Disintegrate Laughing uncontrollably. Not the kind of laughter I'd like to commit. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:01, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
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Essex High School

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Nom. Bizzeebeever has made improvements to {{Infobox University}} and has dredged up a list of articles that misused it. Now we have a list of articles that use or misuse it, and I will be taxing your patience by nominating those that contain nothing that isn't true, trite ("numorous dress codes, stiff regulations, and other such rules that allow no freedom of movement"), or funny only to the students of the same school. In this one, Master Nick Dorfner touts himself in an article about the high school in Essex "(Junction for you fuckwits that care)", Vermont. Spıke ¬ 16:38 17-Jun-12
  2. Agreed. --Black Flamingo 16:57, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Yeech! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:40, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Vanity. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 18 '12 16:33 (UTC)
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Bro point

Score: 5
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  1. WTF? Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 14:18, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Per GG. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The falsehood of the last sentence suggests this is QVFD material: Tony Barlet and Daddy J Amous...are fictional. Spıke ¬ 15:14 17-Jun-12
  4. delete. --Black Flamingo 16:52, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
  5. This is bad --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 18:50, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
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Smooth Herman

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. I don't know what the fuck this is. It looks like random "2006-cruft". If it's not, y'know, vote keep or whatever.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 16 '12 15:47 (UTC)
  2. delete. --Black Flamingo 16:12, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Crap. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:15, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A made-up biography about--what? a bar in Nova Scotia? Is there anything more to this? Spıke ¬ 17:57 16-Jun-12
  5. I don't like this story. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 14:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Exam H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (5)
  1. Not bad enough to delete. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:28, 9 June 2012
  2. Keep. Per Sockpuppet.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. A clear Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 12:56, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:41, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Meh --ChiefjusticePS2 15:14, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Childish and poorly formatted, just redirect it to IQ:Sample test. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:56, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Childish, including throwaway quotes, dumb intro, first illustration probably stolen, raping the "garima," and some of the least clever fake "exams" ever devised. Spıke ¬ 11:37 9-Jun-12
  3. Some parts were okay but overall, it was pretty bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:11, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Some was funny, but just not good enough for redemption... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 18:43, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
    You guys know that if some of it is good, you can keep that part and get rid of the not-good part, right? โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:46, 10 June 2012
Comments
  • Just to chip in what Socky is saying - We're not Wikipedia - We're a comedy website. Where the emphasis should be been on funny, which is per se, plural and not a fixed standard - if some good is there, it should be kept.-Sycamore (Talk) 23:09, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticePS2 15:14, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Heavy metal

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Delete. This page has been in the rewrite category for what must be years now. It lacks a general unifying concept or idea and isn't particularly funny. I bring it here because I feel we should have this page, but that it is doing more harm than good if it is left in its current state. --ChiefjusticePS2 10:05, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:13, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Just rambling into infinity. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:50, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Piss This is a disgrace to metal.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:35, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Delete As Spike says this has a clear strategy. None of it is funny. And I mean none of it. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:29, June 15, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Has a clear comedy strategy: Treat the genre as chemical elements. Its flaw is that it goes on for way too long. Sections that don't correspond to actual, major rock groups should go, now. I am not the one to save this; aren't Aleister and Funnybony our resident metal-heads? Spıke ¬ 13:08 13-Jun-12
  • Abstain, but I HAVE A REWRITE DRAFT KICKING AROUND IN MY USERSPACE. I attempted to rewrite Heavy Metals a while back but just saved the result as a .doc. I'm probably not gonna touch it, but if anyone wants to work on it, be my guest. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:20, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
  • Spike I'm a one too!11!!!!!!1!!1!!11!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 16:41, 13 June, 2012 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ HowTo:Be a Good Catholic H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Not bad enough to delete. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:43, 9 June 2012
  2. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:31, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep this. GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 03:24, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. From the claim of divine inspiration to banning the pill to the need to dress up for Sunday School, this is a simple hatchet job. Please vote not on whether anything it says is untrue but only on whether it contains any trace of cleverness. Spıke ¬ 19:34 8-Jun-12
  2. Symbol Burninate vote This page to Hell!  I haven't finished reading this but it's too serious for me. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 00:57, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Kaptainskye H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Author is not rip-roaringly funny and heavy into Randumbo, but he is doing what we're supposed to be doing: Take a subject, in this case a "popular vector meme," and follow it into a whimsical alternate reality while claiming to be its authoritative encyclopedia entry. Spıke ¬ 11:53 8-Jun-12
  2. Keep. Per Spike--Sycamore (Talk) 18:42, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Don't see the problem really. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:54, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. No.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 8 '12 7:10 (UTC)
  2. Unfunny, poorly written, completely inessential --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:15, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. pfft EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:48, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Blah! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:22, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Hmm. A meme I have never heard of. This makes me want to go read more "Dolan Duk" comics... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 18:41, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Formula sae H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate this!  Not only it's short, there are no pictures, the formatting is bad and worst of all, it is short! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 03:23, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
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AC-130

Score: 7
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  1. This is bad ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:58, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is bad. Starts with Chuck Norris and a little WW3 history, then listcruft, then a photo gallery from other websites. A lot of motion without a comedy strategy. Spıke ¬ 10:13 12-Jun-12
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Firing. Danger Close. My favorite part was when the censoring was used and I could still see the words. It's like censoring a clip to use on the news, but you can still make out everything when it's aired; completely useless, in a sense. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 15:24, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Your mom. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:38, 12 June, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Stupid. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:20, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Why do I bother? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 03:33, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small YOGER??????????? --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 04:02, June 13, 2012 (UTC)
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XHTML

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Useless article about a useless language. TO THE MAX! HTML5 FTW! --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:34, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. XHTML SUX N00bs USe iT HCTRWBOร… FucktHEpOLIce!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 07:34, 12 June, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:35, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reader has to both appreciate XHTML and the process that created it, and think that shouts of EXTREME AWESOMENESS are funny. ("Oh Jesus, how much longer do I have to keep this up?") Yeah, we get the joke: XHTML was over-hyped. Spıke ¬ 10:09 12-Jun-12
  5. 00110001. This article is a blatant abuse of the fact that XHTML looks like it is "X-treme" because there is an "x" at the start of its name. Plus, binary is the best language and should be used on the web, as well. BINARY DOMINATION. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 15:48, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
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The Wheel of Time

Score: 4
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  1. Keep. This has had a fair bit of interest... it's not really doing any harm?--Sycamore (Talk) 23:16, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. 2005cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:06, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Really bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:53, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Doesn't pass the Qzekrom Heard Of It? (formerly Codeine's Mum) test. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:36, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote This bowling ball is funnier. Never heard of this, but it sounds LOTR derived. The Wheel of Time? Boil em', mash em', stick em' in a stew? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 15:31, June 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I am not able to fix this one, but it needs fixing, which won't be simple. Since 2009, several new books have come out, while this article has gone downhill. The article has one main point--the series is interminable--which the article illustrates by example. But "plenty of fast-paced tea sipping, much smoothing of skirts and more braid-pulling moments than you can shake half a spear at"? That's clever writing. Spıke ¬ 15:30 11-Jun-12
  • Qzekrom's new test will mean all of my articles and most of human knowledge will now be subject to huffing.--Sycamore (Talk) 23:16, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Asian Timing Syndrome

Score: 6
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  1. Racist-y stub. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:52, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Guess what, folks? This page is racist. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 08:56, 9 June, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Of course I don't care that the page is racist, if done in the service of clever humor. But using one article to discuss two opposite stereotypes is not clever. If it had a little more to make the page about the stupidity of the author in trying to come to a conclusion about "Asians" rather than just projecting disdain, we would then run up against the fact that no one is going to look for a page on Asian Timing Syndrome. Spıke ¬ 11:27 9-Jun-12
  4. Stupid. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:17, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I once volunteered to rewrite this, but I forgot all about it. --Scofield & The Machine 09:40, June 10, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:21, June 11, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Euronintendo H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It has potential.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:57, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Injoke. Speedy keep. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:31, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
    I'd make a few adjustments first though. Like, can it possibly be expanded? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:39, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
    Didn't really need it the last four times it was kept, so I'd say no. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:23, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
    1) It is not an in-joke, it is a parody of an in-joke, so a technical, nit-picky screw you, and 2)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep - I barf out a crappy stub on a near-weekly basis, so I shouldn't be a stickler. :P -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 16:18, Jun. 8, 2012
    Pointless counterpoint: The parody of the in-joke is based on an in-joke itself, and this article's own questionably injokiness has itself become an injoke too. so HAH. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:12, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Very funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:32, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Keep Beautiful. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:23, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:15, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol wtf vote WTF? This is just a random Euroipods spoof. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:17, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Crappy stub. Spıke ¬ 04:12 9-Jun-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Crappy stub.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 9 '12 4:24 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:03, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Do we really need to commemorate the brief vandalising of Euroipods by that one guy with "Nintendo" in his username? Evidently we do. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:47, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept, because Nintendoruelz actually IS that important. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:51, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Fisher Price DOS H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. It's a keep. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:59, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. I like it.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Isn't really that funny page. And it seems that is has been copied from illogciopedia or something. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 16:31, 9 June, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's see: It's fun to overuse the word "crap"; and imagine running Firefox or IRC under DOS, furries fighting with cops, and convincing a noob to wipe his hard disk. Fun but not funny. And the page title, which no one will request, is an incidental bit of the content. Spıke ¬ 17:09 9-Jun-12
  3. WTF? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • "Sporked from Illogicopedia" doesn't mean "copied from Illogicopedia." 17:09 In fact, "crap" is more genteel than the version there. But let Illogicopedia have it. Spıke ¬ 17:15 9-Jun-12
  • Invalid nom. Page was vandalized before being put up for deletion. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ HowTo:Draw a head H D Oldvfd

Score: -7
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. That's actually clever.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:40, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. I laughed out loud at this, as did my friend on my left Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:43, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:50, 7 June 2012
  4. Head. --Black Flamingo 00:11, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. RedCheckMark Strong Keep. This rules. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:27, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Keep Strange nomination. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:24, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's important to stupid human artists to use, including the FBI. --2nd Chance for me (because I was banned.) (Say) 00:10, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Humorous. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 00:33, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. How about "HowTo:Cut off the fuckin' author's head for creating this"? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:25, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
    A bit violent don't you think?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:59, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
    A bit ironic that you're the one to make that comment, no? *points at IWKY333's username*  ; ) โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:03, 8 June 2012
    Touche. :) --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:50, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
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  • Purty overwhelmingly kept, eh? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:14, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

The Legend of Zelda: Blink-182 is Passรฉ

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Piss Um, huh? Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
  2. Delete because it's not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:41, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Because "no". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 8 '12 7:27 (UTC)
  4. Super delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:14, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Geh! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 01:04, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
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Hugo Chรกvez (business executive)

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was enthused to see there was yet another treatment of the Venezuelan President to the one I whipped into shape in Venezuela, but this one is a wasteland, which had been vandalized with 20 copies of "This page needs more cowbell" since last October. Chรกvez is a real person, but this is not based on anything real; the names of statesmen he has dealt with are used purely as memes. Spıke ¬ 21:55 6-Jun-12
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small 500 Internal Server Error:  Not Following the Damn Article. Commence Huff Protocol Immediately! --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:02, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Hugo Chavez is a self-aggrandizing punk with a country who maintains his power through faux-populism, intimidation and jails, and you pull out this unfunny pile of crap? We should delete the authors. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jun 7 '12 1:17 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Piss What the ass is this?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:24, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Awful. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:29, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Yeah, this sucks. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:26, 8 June 2012
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Template:URMOMSOGHEYLOL

Score: 11
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I just don't get this, I think this should be banned from mainspace use since Mr-ex seems to like it. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:29, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. There has been a flurry of Forum activity recently, which is not high in historical terms except for the drastic drop-off in mainspace activity at the same time. This template has no function if you are writing an "encyclopedia" article but only if you are having a public temper tantrum, and it is easier to remove tools such as this than to start chopping off the fingers that grip them. Spıke ¬ 10:47 6-Jun-12
  3. Move to Mr-ex's userspace. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 11:16, 6 June, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Not mainspace appropriate. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:33, 6 June 2012
  5. Ban from mainspace. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:05, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol wtf vote 'Nuclear Explosion Seal What The Fu--BOOM!' --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 01:05, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote URTEMPLATESOGHEYLOL EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:17, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small NO U! --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:23, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  9. Delete as I think it would be difficult to fit this into an article, let alone several articles, in a legitimate and amusing context. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:42, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  10. You could have asked nicely for my vote. Jerks. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 8 '12 6:40 (UTC)
  11. Symbol delete vote Delete. Quorum.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 12:21, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
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UnBooks:The Accent

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote 29 bytes, no reason to keep it. I say Burninate!  --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 23:09, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow, that was pointless. --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:36, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
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Roh Moo-hyun City

Score: 7
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. While it isn't an atrocious article, it just simply doesn't have even a trace of humour in it. This belongs on an "Alternate History" wiki of some kind, not in a comedy encyclopedia. Although I think there are a couple of good lines in it, there are not enough to justify keeping it. "The fact that there are no summary executions, no gulags, no famines, but an OVER-abundant supply of food" is the single most obvious joke one could have made with this article's concept, yet sadly is the funniest thing I've found. - ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 14:42, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittoes. To the good, author (who hasn't been back in six years) begins the article by explaining the joke to us. Twice. To the bad, there really isn't a joke. Spıke ¬ 15:57 5-Jun-12
  3. Now, who wants to write an article about Pyongyang? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 21:02, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Whuh? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:50, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Has some 'jokes' and I 'almost laughed' but the concept just isn't very good. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:29, 6 June, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal I wasn't laughing. Rather, I was just sitting at my laptop trying to comprehend this sea of redlinks and shouting. I say Launch some random nuclear missile and blow up this article and the place it thinks it's about! --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:20, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote "Double Face Palm" Double-facepalm --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:28, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  •  'Fraid he's right; Pyongyang really does redirect to this. Spıke ¬ 15:57 5-Jun-12

Troll 2

Score: 6
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  1. Tag it. Despite author's zeal to write about naughty things and send the reader to YouTube, and his penchant for lists, the material does relate directly to a notable, and notably awful, film. Spıke ¬ 13:45 5-Jun-12
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  1. You think your B-grade movie is having production problems? That's NOTHING. This movie's nine-year-old star is addicted to meth, and has strange smells emanating from his BUTTHOLE and was castrated by a flying spear! The male director is going through man-opause! And sperm buttsecks anus gay-blow MONKEYS ON CRACK OMG!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jun 5 '12 10:45 (UTC)
  2. They're deleting 'er! Now, it's getting a vote from me! OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 20:59, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Worse than the movie. I didn't know it was possible. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:49, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Troll facts? What? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 11:18, 6 June, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Bad, but not Troll 2 Bad, unfortunately --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:27, June 6, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:20, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. I know the movie was bad, but come on.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:21, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ George Best H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 2
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  1. Keep. I slapped a tag on it - prior to it's expiry adding it here is not really the credo on Uncyclopedia's streets. Ya follow me Dog? Also with such a major topic it would be better this was used as starting point for re-write.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:09, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I think I'll let the tag be this one's downfall... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 21:04, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
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  1. Really not that great; anyone with any real idea can easily start over. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 02:30, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "His favorite word was 'Shite'" seems also to describe author. Chuck Norris and multiple orgasms in the first sentence. Lame ramble. Spıke ¬ 02:41 4-Jun-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Big Poopy Kill it.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:33, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Per IWKY333. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:19, June 5, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Sycamore, I see nothing here worthy as a starting point for a new article except an Infobox, and that's if all its fields are replaced. Or do you hope a new article states that "Finn McCool...shate out the Giants Causeway to help bring some Scots over"? Having been nominated, we ought to discuss the article, not the propriety of the nomination nor whether your toes got stepped on. Spıke ¬ 18:04 4-Jun-12
    This article was tagged for thirty days. It is my role here to raise the question of 'propriety' of a nomination. My other views stand on their merit of me having a sense of humour more diverse than yourself--Sycamore (Talk) 19:46, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  • My opinion is that it's not great, but it wasn't a week old when it was VFD'ed, and should have had an ICU tag on it. Now, if only someone had thought to do that... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jun 5 '12 7:40 (UTC)
    Not being a week old when it was VFD'ed would settle the question of 'propriety' unambiguously: Invalid nom. Spıke ¬ 13:43 5-Jun-12
    Symbol delete vote Huff the nomination. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteZekromOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:38, June 7, 2012 (UTC)
  • Invalid nom, apparently. And I'm left wondering why Sycamore replaced Bizzee's ICU with a fix tag... โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:56, 8 June 2012

๐Ÿ”’ Pinterest H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -6
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  1. Maybe not that special, but more importantly Symbol keep vote not deletion material, at all. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:28, 4 June 2012
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Pinterest is important, and this article is reasonably funny and mostly based on specific things about Pinterest. Spıke ¬ 02:30 4-Jun-12
  3. Ehhhh, not worthy of the main page for sure, but its not deletion worthy either. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:43, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. /me hisses at Georgie--Sycamore (Talk) 17:06, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Weak Keep Not a feature, but not deletion worthy either. It's in the neutral section.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:31, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Pinterest is relatively well-known --Alpha Quintesson (talk) 20:14, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. I have no fucking clue who the ever-loving pussy-fuck Pinterest.com is, but they do have a wikipedia article, AND they apparently market themselves to middle-aged women who do...crafts. I mean, that alone is like a flashing neon sign that says "WE DARE YOU TO MOCK US". ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jun 5 '12 7:31 (UTC)
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  1. Not that special, seems to be about a lesser known social network. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 02:24, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
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Virginia/Cities

Score: 5
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  1. WTF? Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:23, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is not an article; it is an outline for an article; and no one is working from the outline, or has in years. Spıke ¬ 21:40 3-Jun-12
  3. Why does this exist? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:43, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. A truly pointless list. Never seen one of those before. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jun 4 '12 8:20 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. PIss.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:28, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
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Greens

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  1. Ok...first VFD of the new era. Let's see: this is what I believe tha Zombee Dewd refers to as "2006cruft". It has no concept or humor and is basically a puddle of randomness. Please destroy it. Thank you.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jun 3 '12 11:05 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "For those of you that [sic] don't know," Greens are environmental extremists; and, however many of their assumptions you share, they are eminently easy to ridicule. This article, by contrast, is free-range babble. Huff and restart. "Above information reliably provided by God." Spıke ¬ 11:24 3-Jun-12
    What's wrong with using "that" in that context? โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:44, 3 June 2012
    If "those of you" refers to humans, one would follow with "who". Spıke ¬ 22:55 3-Jun-12
    I thought that "that" could also be applied to persons and "who" just stressed the fact that they're persons. I could be wrong, though. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:34, 4 June 2012
    OK; Shertzer (Pronouns § 5) says parenthetically, "While that may refer to persons, many writers prefer to use who and whom." So just take my larger point that the article is badly written.
  3. Nope. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:23, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:24, June 4, 2012 (UTC)
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Satin

Score: 8
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  1. I cannot describe how hard this article made me retch. I would like to personally deliver a quart of vomit to each of its authors, with a signed certificate of authenticity.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 2 '12 5:55 (UTC)
  2. holy moly --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 06:37, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts off as a neat urban legend parody but quickly degrades into a sickening penis-feast combined with inane pop-culture references. Feel free to move it to my userspace where I can make something bearable out of it. --Scofield & The Machine 21:14, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Cut the cheese"--Get it??? Fnarr fnarr. Who is Ryan Satin (no Wikipedia page)? OK to userspace to Scofield, but unless you can make it relate to the fabric rather than a specific person (vanity/cyberbullying), do not bring it back to mainspace. Spıke ¬ 21:36 2-Jun-12
  5. Vanity. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:50, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Who cares. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:13, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Da fuq?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:42, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!! --fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 03:51, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I doubt that this is related to any specific person. The surname Satin could be concocted to become part of some silly made up horror story simply because it looks similar to the word Satan. That's my interpretation, anyway. --Scofield & The Machine 07:10, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Angels and Airwaves

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. This is what happens when 1500 different IPs write an article about an obscure, shitty band. (I'm not even sure Angels and Airwaves is shitty. Just taking a guess.)  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 2 '12 5:51 (UTC)
  2. I can't imagine any member of Blink-182 making anything even remotely good. --Roman Dog Bird (talk) 06:39, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Angels and Airwaves is real enough to have a Wikipedia page. I usually don't vote on bandcruft, but this page is the tedious formula of making fun of the band's name, then the names of its albums and tracks. There is no cleverness. No one, whether or not they know of the band, will want to read this. Spıke ¬ 21:40 2-Jun-12
  4. This isn't funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:46, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. No.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 00:40, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
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Northern Alliance

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Keep Amusing - should be kept, a great topic ripe for expansion and filling out.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:42, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Poop Da fuq? Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. An unclever invention of several corps for the Uncyclopedia Wacky War genre. Sycamore, Northern Alliance merits an article, but not this one (which MadMax recently moved from "Naughty Alliance"). Spıke ¬ 16:46 31-May-12
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Into the dumper you go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:23, June 1, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Ugh. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:45, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. The intro made me cry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:14, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
    "Northern Alliance was founded by Field Marshal Hillary Clinton in 1998 as part of her special operations in charge of the 51st Feminists inside Afghanistan, a rival to the Mujahadiin it is a loose alliance of undercover groups (dressed in Burkha's but with nothing but Black Lingerie, Kalashnikov's and Martial Arts Weapons underneath) and of Denim wearing fearless mountain warriors, this group was branded as being terrorist by the CIA in 2001."
    This is apparently (as well as magically) a single sentence. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:38, 3 June 2012
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๐Ÿ”’ My family has problems H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (5)
  1. Could use improvement, but not deletion material in my opinion. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 30 May 2012
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not that bad.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 23:00, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Per Tintin and Iwillkillyou.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:18, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I'll totally look like a bandwaggoning poseur by voting "keep" now, but I really do have a soft spot for poorly-written, concept-less gallows humor. Under the right circumstances, of course. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usFri, Jun 1 '12 0:40 (UTC)
  5. Per thems --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:52, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
    Bandwaggoning poseur. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 2 '12 0:59 (UTC)
    dick, suck, etc --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:22, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
    Isn't respecting other people's opinions a rather noble thing to do? โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 2 June 2012
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  1. Yes, other articles pull the "written by a preschooler" shtick too, but this just takes it beyond the edge of toleration and humour. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:24, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chronic problem-child Readmesoon succeeds in writing with an alternate persona; does not succeed either at humor or even at telling a specific story other than vague domestic dysfunction. Spıke ¬ 15:41 30-May-12
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Malcolm Glazer

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is about someone real and notable (the owner of the Manchester United football club). It has a theme (map him onto the Lord of the Rings). It has a fun shoop. What it lacks is explanation about why he relates to Lord of the Rings--it is random allegory but humor is not far away. Spıke ¬ 19:55 29-May-12
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8 ugly people
  1. Symbol delete vote I piss on this article And on the person responsible for it's cration. Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic?
  2. No funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, May 29, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For Spike: that image over there >> is funner. As for the article...that's just poop. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, May 30 '12 15:46 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is just dumb --MasterWangs Dildoriken.gif CUNT and proud of it! 02:14, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. -crawls out of hole- -looks around- -crawls back inside hole- --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 03:26, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Tank Abbot H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Keep. Weaker stuff - amusing for those who know who he is.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:17, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep. It's not that bad actually. It just needs to be reworked and those awful red links removed.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:45, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote meh --ChiefjusticePS2 07:05, June 2, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. This is-a bad.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, May 26 '12 9:52 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Assembly language H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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No keep votes.

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Comments
  1. Symbol delete vote Nom rescinded. Hideous. Was hideous before the l33t arrived. Some articles are Anon magnets; this one is a magnet for editors who think that a four-screenful example of repeating the Intro in assembler is improved by four more screenfuls showing how to do the same thing in Linux. 11:18 Rewritten. Spıke ¬ 13:04 1-Jun-12
  • Nom closed. I think this is the first nom ever without a single vote. Interesting to note is that SPIKE invalidated this nom by removing the {{VFD}} template during his rewrite. Naughty SPIKE! โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:28, 2 June 2012

๐Ÿ”’ Horizon H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (2)
  1. Most of this seems more than acceptable content. Why are you nomming this? โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:03, 28 May 2012
  2. This isn't bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:11, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. You have got to be joking.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:58, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I've seen so many shit pages today, I'm kinda on He.Will.Kill's side on this one. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, May 29 '12 7:05 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Constitution (Games) H D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. "Constitution" is the stamina-like attribute of characters in role-playing games. Word play, such as "constitution" as the opposite of "prostitution," is a fine humor form we rarely see. This article unfortunately spreads a small amount of material very thin, but it's about something real, is intelligent, and it has an idea what it wants to achieve. Spıke ¬ 17:24 27-May-12
  2. Keep. It needs some work, like maybe an image or two, but it's promising. Sir Georgie โ€ข Harangue โ€ข Mediocracy 19:20, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Not bad enough. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:27, 28 May 2012
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article was just.... I don't really know how to put it in words. It's bad, but as I read one, it got worst. It had a way of explaining itself, and it gets worse because it just puts some random stuff that's no sense and just very random and immature. If goes off topic more than once, and I honesty believe thaey were just putting stuff there just for the hell of it. It was so random and illogical, my brain actually felt really bad after trying to comprehend what the article is trying to say. I also highly doubt the subject that its talking about even exist (and if it does then it was not made by a intelligent person, and I'm not just saying that.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:15, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
  2. This is pretty bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:44, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • @SPIKE- That could work if it wasn't written so randomly.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:26, May 27, 2012 (UTC)
    Now we're down to quibbles. (Get started! I already saved one today.) I suggest a section listing famous personalities with high (or low) Constitution ratings (who bare all on the cinema: constitution/prostitution) with the implications for the D&D cards of each. Spıke ¬ 17:31 27-May-12
    I dumped some new ideas into it and scrubbed the old D&D-cruft. But the result just doesn't hang together. Someone else should take a turn. Spıke ¬ 10:01 28-May-12

  • Previously VFD'd, Jan'12; 0-3 Delete; kept by Lyrithya citing "apathy." Spıke ¬ 17:35 27-May-12
  • Better title would be Constitution (gaming) but is protected to Admins d