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This Page Was Written By A N00b

Score: 5
Keep (2)
  1. Come on! It's cute! --Scofield & 1337 17:00, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Needs a badly formatted sig. at the bottom. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 06:20, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. Stupid does not equal funny. So please have a good rant about how we should keep stupid piles of shit, but it doesn't alter the fact that it couldn't even get a smile from me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:05, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Thiz Shit fukin' suks balls! -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:55, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Never allow people to write this stuff again -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:21, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Dump it on wikipedia's doorstep, knock and run. Aleister 00:44 14-1-'12
  5. There is a place for this sort of thing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:25, 14 January 2012
  6. Not want -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:32, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Why do we need this? EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:00, January 15, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Hard On

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. This is absolute crap. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:56, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  2. LOL PENORZ R SO FUNNEEE. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:03, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Crap absolute is this. Aleister 00:35 14-1-'12
  4. Terrible. Enough stated. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:05, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote My Metapod is so hard! --Scofield & 1337 16:58, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Leon Trotsky H T D Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. You try to huff Trotsky! He escape many attempt, then they get him, lay him in grave. But the spirit of Trotsky lives today, in the youth, in the minds of the masses, in the very air we breath. Plus, it's a pretty good page with some clean-up and unlisting towards the end. Looks like a spork originally. Leon! Aleister 20:50 13-1-'12
  2. Keep. A diamond in the rough - also a very major topic.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:57, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
  3. I'm only voting keep because Stalin was a terrible person... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:07, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Because we need a Trotsky article and this isn't so terrible. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:59, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:02, 14 January 2012
Delete (1)
  1. Fuck this. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:46, January 13, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:24, 15 January 2012

🔒 Sister Dora H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 2
Keep (4)
  1. So absurd it's hilarious. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:20, 9 January 2012
  2. I liked the first paragraph, but "Three days later, as generals gathered in their masses, just like 'witches at black masses'" had me LOLing 4 reel. If I weren't a piece of shit, I'd try to expand it and add some images. Somebody with talent do this, please. --Roman Dog Bird 22:11, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. These guys seem to like it, so who am I to stifle their laughter? Aleister 17:06 11-1-'12
  4. KEEP Some great stuff here. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:01, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. This is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:52, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep in your userspace. I agree this is remarkable, certainly something, but is nothing that deserved to pop up on random page. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:45, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Per TKF. This is just plain stupid. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:43, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Please god end this now. Ethine sig  
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky War stuff never fails never to amuse. This doesn't remotely. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:47, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. There once was a time when articles were funny because they contained actual jokes and made sense. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:32, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept; apathy and people voting keep. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:20, 14 January 2012

Pledge Drive

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Started years ago, didn't really go anywhere. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:08, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. This has potential but it just came off as cliche. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:51, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Lame ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:31, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Kill, redirect to that article that's somewhat similar but a lot better but I can't remember its name right now -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:40, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
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Mormon pride

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Some unfunny paragraphs and then...lists. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:04, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Random, boring, and anything I can do to derail Mormon pride, just let me know. WTF? Mitt Romney? 17:09 11-1-'12
  3. What Wilytank said. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:49, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  4. tl;dr Listy and shit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:32, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
  5. FUCK NO--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 11:03, January 12, 2012 (UTC)
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UnNews:NCR beats Legion at Hoover Damn

Score: 3
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. I just fail to see the funniness. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:41, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I don't know if what Aleister said is true but this definitely qualifies for QVFD in my eyes. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:48, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Voting just in case, but this is more like vandalism and should be snuffed on sight. Aleister 21:39 11-1-'12
Comments
  • This is one I think you can just delete. Even though unnews is usually saved, something this bad can be just QVD'ed, imnho. Aleister 17:07 11-1-'12

  • Under 7 days, either ICU it or bring it to QVFD. In this case, I deleted it because what the fuck was that. But yeah. ICU or QVFD anything under 7 days old. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:19, January 11, 2012 (UTC)

Apple pie

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Maybe it's just me, but aren't articles supposed to be funny or something? Jonny appleseed 00:06, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Very listy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:38, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Crapple pie. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:46, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 03:20, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote FUCK--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 04:14, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Love, Ethine sig  
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Walsall Arboretum

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. The future: car parking -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:47, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Yawn. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:46, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This confuses me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:29, 10 January 2012
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Ethine sig  
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Parked and abandoned with the alarm still going. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:45, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
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Mackenzie Bowell

Score: 4
Keep (2)
  1. Weak keep. The article in it's present state is crap. The only thing that would encourage me to keep it is the fact that he's a personage of enough significance we should have an article on him. I'd keep on the proviso that it's ICU'd (with a bulldozer standing by) to see if someone wants to salvage it. Pup 07:33 09 Jan '12
    • James Monroe, as the fifth President of the United States and the propounder of the Monroe Doctrine, is far more significant. And yet...oh, hey, issat a red link? Gosh, it is. Fuck Mackenzie Bowell.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 8:14 (UTC)
      • I'd say John Curtain is more important than both. Doesn't make any of them unworthy of an article. Oooh - another red link. Pup 09:25 09 Jan '12
        • Did you mean Curtin? Oh, snap.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 9:43 (UTC)
          • I'd say Monroe is more significant, because he was a founding father of the U.S., and his doctrine would be invoked to shape (or meddle with) the history of Latin America for the better part of two centuries. But my point was, a crappy article about a less-significant politician shouldn't stick around if those other two guys are red links.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 9:53 (UTC)
            • Have you ever tried writing Curtin on a phone with spell check? And the point was significance is a matter of perspective. I've done a little reading on Bowell, and while I personally think he's a fairly minor figure from my perspective, he's actually interesting from the perspective of "Great failures of all time!" He deserves an article on here, but the one we have at present is a far cry short of what it should be. I'd be happier to see an article ICU'd to death than VFD'd when the topic is one that may attract readership. Amazingly though, I think I've managed to obtain more comedic material for this guy then the serious stuff on Wikipedia for him. And whoever wrote this - calling something the Mackenzie movement is a severe failing. After all, you wouldn't refer to the John movement when talking about Abbott. Okay, maybe you would, but you know what I mean. Pup 12:32 09 Jan '12
              • Lol. The BOWELL movement. ~ Captain Obvious ~ 12:37, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Ah, try Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan, Chuck Berry, Little Richard, and a few thousand others. But if Puppy wants to keep this Symbol keep vote Keep. who am I to stand in his way. Aleister 12:39 9-1-'12
Delete (6)
  1. 2006cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:28, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. WTF? -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:31, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. How...in...why...who the...when? What...where.............WHO POISED THIS STEAMING TURD ON THE EDGE OF THE TOILET SEAT?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 6:26 (UTC)
  4. Rubbish, although I wouldn't be opposed to replacing all of those mentioned above (and this) with placeholders. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:31, 10 January 2012
    Edited it down and then a little up to a little less rubbish. Now a fine placeholder, for a stein of beer if nothing else. Aleister 3:18 11-1-'12
  5. Symbol delete vote DO NOT WANT Ethine sig  
  6. Still not laffin. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:17, January 11, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • If somebody adds a plethora of POOP and COLON jokes to this, I'll change my voet. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 12:44 (UTC)

The Wrens

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Bandcruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:32, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. super-sad delete. i love the wrens :( -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:15, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Never heard of 'em. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:21, 9 January 2012
  4. New Jersey?! Pee-yew! --Roman Dog Bird 22:13, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Ker-kill. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:45, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Got me thinking about WRNS. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:18, January 10, 2012 (UTC)

Love Island

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. No love! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:14, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:32, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. killPup 10:19 09 Jan '12
  4. Yeah, it's bad. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:44, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Leo Laporte

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. No. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 11:47 (UTC)
  2. Delete Leo, you are such a troll — screw you! I'm not kidding, screw you, you asshole. Screw you. Pup 12:38 09 Jan '12
  3. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:15, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:32, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. This is bad. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:01, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Shit of the worst order. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:22, January 9, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (7)
  1. REWRITE. No, I'm actually serious pages like this and the in-jokes list really need updating. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:59, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Don't delete chief's userpage!--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 11:08, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Yawn. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:06, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I agree that much of our "New User Literature" needs a rewrite. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:46, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Conditional keep. Replace the page with "Be Xamralco" and it will be ready. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:02, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:23, 8 January 2012
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. For safety's sake. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 00:23, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Per Mr-ex777 Pup 08:15 08 Jan '12
  2. Symbol delete vote Per deleting everything ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:17, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I believe voting for deletion here is tantamount to asking for a ban, btw. Pup 08:19 08 Jan '12
  • I propose we ban MrEx777, and then delete him. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 10:20 (UTC)
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:27, 10 January 2012

🔒 Cyan H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Too interesting for me to pass by without speaking up. Up! Aleister 00:00 Russian Christmas '12
  2. Keep This is cyan. Will you lot chill the fuck out. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:02, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep Ah, cyan. I remember the days when a prank in the computer lab was to change the screen background or cursor to this color. That gives me an idea...see below. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:01, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Cyan. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:28, 7 January 2012
  5. Oooooooh I like this one -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:16, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Cyan Pup 07:27 09 Jan '12
Delete (6)
  1. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:34, 6 January 2012
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:36, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. My eyes! The goggles do nothing! -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:06, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Futile delete I hate injokes and pages that look like the things they are about. How about some real comedy guys. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:41, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote What Frosty said.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:33 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rendering an article unreadable is basically doing this. 2K12_DAN.VRS Bacteriophage 00:27, January 10, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • This article would be easier to read with a black background. I'd do it myself but don't remember the coding to do it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:07, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
    Who needs to read it? Iz just interesting as is. Scrambles my brain cells to a new height of cyan frenzy. Aleister 17:33 Russian Christmas '12
  • Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:28, 10 January 2012

User:ChiefjusticeDS

Score: 2
Keep (4)
  1. Keep For the principle of the thing. Only users and admins delete user pages. Also, its a pretty color. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:58, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. If this was deleted, delete HTBFANJS. Crappy articles for the win!--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 07:57, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol heart vote Lovely. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:22, 8 January 2012
  4. The only user page which gives mine a run for its money. Frosty did a fantastic job designing it. I have no idea why he wants to delete it now.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 6:15 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Delete After a spirited debate on IRC as to whether I'd get banned for this, I decided to do it for the greater good. This is also not very funny and he smells funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:56, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. i h8 him --CheifJusticeH8ter4000 01:13, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  3. he voted to delete my sig, I think -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:52, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per TKF Pup 07:55 08 Jan '12
  5. Redirect to User:Zombiebaron. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:44, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Too much pink. Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 19:46, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

We've Gotta be Meowed

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. delete Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:54, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. We've Gotta Delete This. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:20, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. We don't need this. CenterBack (talk) 11:10, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Where's the humor? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:12, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Bad, bad, bad. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:41, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  6. YOGER????????--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 06:18, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Awww, almost makes me sad: "Don't delete any page of mine please or i will be freaking out about the fact that vote for deletion is bad bad bad bad bad bad--202.7.216.98 01:53, January 8, 2012 (UTC)"  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 9 '12 6:24 (UTC)

🔒 Recent Changes H T D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (2)
  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:46, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
  2. k the joke is ruined now
Delete (1)
  1. DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING???????--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 09:42, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Magictology

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. A very big mess. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:53, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Per Wilytank. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:25, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. A parody of Scientology? And people chew my ass for beating jokes into the ground.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:21 (UTC)
  5. A lot of work to go nowhere fast. Zooooooommmmmm. Aleister 4:21 Russian Boxing Day '12
Comments

UnBooks:Twilight

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Is... is this supposed to be intentionally bad? EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:20, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. yes --Roman Dog Bird 17:28, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:36, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Kristen Stewart ate my penis. It was boring. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:33, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. And I thought the actual Twilight book was bad... -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:20, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Ughhhhh poop ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:09, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Shannon Hoon

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Not good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:33, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:38, 6 January 2012
  3. Crap. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:57, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  4.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:24 (UTC)
Comments

Violet

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. This confuses me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:32, 6 January 2012
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:35, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. It's purty. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:56, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Let's give Violet the gift of violence. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:40, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. No more shall this page be inviolate! Gang violins shall strike it. And the pizzicato shall be wondrous to hear.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 0:30 (UTC)
Comments
  • The last section is completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, without it, the article is pitifully short. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:36, January 7, 2012 (UTC)

The Mark Latham Diaries

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. This is the opposite of good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:45, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Damn it, so much potential in the title. Too bad it sucks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:17, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Whuh? -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:36, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Per Xamralco. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:20, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. "Mark Latham sucks sucks sucks. Other men he fucks fucks fucks. Hey, I'm so funny they should pay me bucks bucks bucks. LIKE A BAWSS."  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:17 (UTC)
Comments

Amalgam

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. A bad article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:39, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. You can stick any categorical noun in front of "cruft" and have a new type of cruft. Fashioncruft. Vehiclecruft. Chemistrycruft. Maybe it would be better if we just referred to this as "shit". EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:54, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Shitcruft. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:35, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Headscratch Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:44, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Dental amalgam (used for fillings) actually contains mercury. That's ball-shrivelling. And yet, this butterfingered article completely fumbles the idea. Also, God, Spock and Tom Cruise. For shame.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:12 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Still life H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. ADDED IMAGES AND SHIT. IS IT OK NOW? EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:52, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Not bad. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:34, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep I like the pictures. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:26, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. A save! Aleister 17:38 commiexmas '12
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:05, 7 January 2012
  6. I can't tell if it's funny, because my brain fell out last night and I can't find it. But the article certainly is beautiful now.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:02 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. This is bad ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:06, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:09, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Bipolar disorder H D Oldvfd

Score: 5
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. - On second thought, it's not that bad.. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:15, Jan. 8, 2012
  2. Symbol against vote Keep - Keep this mother! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:15, Jan. 8, 2012
  3. Symbol keep vote OMG - Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep Keep. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:15, Jan. 8, 2012
Delete (8)
  1. Hackneyed, poorly made article about some unfunny unfunniness or another -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:04, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:09, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. What TKF said. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:32, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. What the X-Man said.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:37 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. - It's crap. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:15, Jan. 8, 2012
  6. Symbol for vote Delete - No, no, it's sucks. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:15, Jan. 8, 2012
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. - DESTORY THIS BULLSHIT!!!! -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:15, Jan. 8, 2012
  8. Symbol neutral vote Die already -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 04:15, Jan. 8, 2012
Comments
  • Kip, I love you and hate you, in all the best and worst ways possible. Also, deleted and redirected. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:24, January 8, 2012 (UTC)

Berserk (anime)

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Not a good article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:58, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Omgwfttheyarealldeadomgdemonsdeathbloodgriffithkillseveryonelolomgcascagetsrapeddemonsoffergriffithimortalityloldeusexmachinagutsgetsagunarm -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. "The ending of Berserk can not be said. It defies description. Therefore a word must be made up." Yeah, lines like that are pretty much article suicide. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:39, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  4. I read this article. Now I am Board .  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 8 '12 1:31 (UTC)
Comments

Madhatter Project

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. This is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:38, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Sigh. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:07, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. It has all this potentially fun random stuff, but does absolutely squat to pull any of it together. Such a shame. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:13, 6 January 2012
  4. kill it -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:23, January 8, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Black

Score: 8
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. That's annoying. Doesn't appear to be funny, either. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:31, 6 January 2012
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:35, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  3. The only thing that even comes close to humor is the caption for the first picture and the censor stuff is just too annoying. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:53, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  4. *yawn* lame. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:46, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Redirect to that Birmingham Niggers page. Aleister 00:01 Russian Christmas '12
  6. It would be ironic if this page had a black background with white text. However, the text involved really should have better jokes than this one does. Archiving to my userspace to mess with...someday. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:14, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Really really stupid, even for my standards. {{--CenterBack 04:33, January 7, 2012 (UTC)}}
  8. You can only go so far with the "it's one of the colour* pages!" excuse. Let's just bulldoze this and start afresh. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:07, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Ernest Borgnine

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. No laughs. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:27, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  2. This tells me nothing. Since I've never heard of the guy before, that's a problem. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:37, 6 January 2012
  3. I have heard of this guy before, but the article still sucks. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:50, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Is he still alive? And his wife too, I know someone who watches QVC and she, Tova, used to come on with about a pound of make-up, and once you could see thru it and there was this lizard-like thing inside. She's almost 100 I think, Ernie too? Aleister 00:03 Commie Christmas '12
  5. He apparently has won Golden Globes and Emmys, but this article just doesn't highlight his accomplishments, and looks about half done. Which is sad, since its been around since 2007 or earlier. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:30, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Rarely have I seen an Uncyclopedia vote go so smoothly. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:04, January 7, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Berillium H D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. It's alright. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:58, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:14, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Keep Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:51, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Keep Fucking sucks? So polish it like a diamond or a river rock. Aleister 16:35 6-1-'12
Delete (3)
  1. My first article, and it fucking sucks. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. It's just too cliche, that's all. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:27, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:52, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:35, 6 January 2012

🔒 Bromine H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 2
Keep (1)
#The first delete comment violates Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid#The "@#$%^&*" Rule: Being Crass or Tasteless Doesn't Automatically Make Everything Funny even though the article about Bromine does not. --Jushafink ( Eye2 A big fail of this policy on Uncyclopedia) 04:35, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
This vote is stricken from the record, due to the user being a fucking douche with a dick up his ass. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:49, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  1. Also counterproductive keep. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:49, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. What is this shit? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. Blah. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:24, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:52, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept; apathy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:36, 6 January 2012

Helium

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. Not that bad, nice little article.--Sycamore (Talk) 14:31, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. More element cruft. Besides being o grossly inaccurate that it can't possibly be funny, its also ugly as fuck ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. Meant to vote against this one. Yeah delete this one. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:51, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Not that bad... but bad. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:21, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:52, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Kill switch This one is bad, and nobody is coming to its rescue, not even for a general cleanup. Burst this bubble. Aleister 16:39 6-1-'12
Comments
  • If this article goes, it should be protected, as it is a notable subject. A worse article could easily be written by a team of IP's high on helium. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:25, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

🔒 Lithium H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. At least they got the Nirvana reference in. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:03, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. I never visited the VFD page before. Therefore god has sent me to save the page. Also, playing on the bipolar disorder seems to be workable, though it is admittedly lacking direction at the moment. --Ajhuncyc 05:11, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote God sent Ajhuncyc A bipolar page lacking direction - pages that look like the things they're about. Then there's Bipolar Girl. I've said too much, must be the lith wearing off. Aleister 21:20 3-1-'12
  4. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:15, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Element cruft ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. I'm surprised this is a Colonized article. Usually, they're better than this. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:17, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:49, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Not just an element, but actually a medication commonly prescribed for bipolar disorder, yet also commonly used in batteries. More notable a subject than you might think. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:02, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:36, 6 January 2012

Neodymium

Score: 3
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Yawn ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. It's sad that I actually know what neodymium is, but it's even more sad that I had to read this article. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:14, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:52, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Dear god this is horrible i can barely stand to look at it Mister Victim (talk) 19:40, January 6, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Major Contributions of Those of African Descent to the Realms of Philosophy, Science, Literature, and the Liberal Arts H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (8)
  1. Keep. It amuses me even though I am straight outta Compton...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:16, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Mean but funny only if we can find a way to keep the delete tag on it. That's what made me laugh. Is it possible to leave a delete tag on without keeping the page on VFD? Aleister 14:03 4-1-'12
  3. Ain't nuthin funny 'bout this, nigga! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:51, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Keep the template, as Aleister says. Is there a point to listing both important black and white people though? I found it funny that they had taken the time to make a bad point with the long list, but the other one dampened the joke. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:23, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. I counted more than one line. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 4 January 2012
  6. Keep -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:25, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Exactly what Aleister and EpicAwesomeness said. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:52, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Looks like more of an inside joke sort of article, like it's fuckin magical or something. And Bill Clinton is black, technically speaking. --Sir Oliphaunte (განხილვა)   Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 07:22, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Delete Bad one liner. Pup 10:14 04 Jan '12
  2. Ha ha ha black people suck. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:59, 5 January 2012
  3. I saw it comin' ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:08, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Son of this one.. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:05, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Category:UnCommons

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. I don't understand this category. Could someone please explain it to me or something? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:53, 3 January 2012
  2. Pointless. Like my life.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jan 3 '12 21:23 (UTC)
  3. useless relic. like bizzeebeever. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 21:24, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Heh heh heh. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:25, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Zombiebaron ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:29, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:52, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal DIE! DIE! DIE! My instinct is telling me this thing deserves to die. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:33, 4 January 2012
Comments

🔒 Graffiti H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This had lots of keep votes before the power outage. Voting for old times sake. Aleister 00:05 2-1-'12
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:24, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. As a page that looks like the thing its about. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:08, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Add meaningful content? Genius! --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:09, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep.God.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 10:27, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:44, 2 January 2012
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:53, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is one of those pages that's an exception to the general rules about being stupid. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 05:26, January 5, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Re-adding, as said before this should be redirected to Vandalism. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. "It would be hilarious were anyone to add any meaningful content." 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:50, 2 January 2012
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dinosaur days. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:30, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:52, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
  5. I'd rather this be an article on street art. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:34, January 4, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Bonfire night H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0.5
Keep (3.5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because Zombiebaron's reason for nomming this makes no sense at all! Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:25, 30 December 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. My vote was wiped out in the power outage. Here it be again. Aleister 00:03 2-1-'12
  3. Weak keep. I prefer this to Guy Fawkes, but it still reads as though it needs a decent rewrite. I'd prefer to see this merged with Guy Fawkes and merged together. Side note: Although it's no longer celebrated over here, going back a generation or so we also had Guy Fawkes night but it was known as cracker night. Since you can no longer buy fireworks in Australia (exception being in relationship to Chinese new year and special events that require significant licensing) it has disappeared. I remember lighting bonfires as a wee lad though - not related to this at all. Pup 12:35 02 Jan '12
  4. As Pup said, merge them and great. It's keepable on its own though. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:11, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
    I've done some edits and added pics, maybe others can give it an edit run though. I'll put on my wetsuit and go back in again. Aleister 13:48 2-1-'12
Delete (4)
  1. This is a bac. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:19, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Because this really is bac. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:11, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. As I said before Guy Fawkes ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:08, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:32, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:00, 5 January 2012

🔒 Tales of an Emo H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 2
Keep (5)
  1. I voted "delete", and composed a super extra-special bit of free verse as my reason. And then that fool-ass bitch-made punk had to go and accidentally delete VFD. And what happened to my vote when the technicians recovered the page? It was gone. GONE! There was a gaping emptiness in its place, like the emptiness that fills my soul. So now I'm sitting in front of a mirror, with a second BROKEN mirror in my lap, and I'm contemplating whether I should use the shards to cut ACROSS my wrists, or LENGTHWISE ALONG them. Crosswise is de rigeur, which I think is French for "so yesterday"? But I hear lengthwise is, like, totally effective, and I don't want to, like, ACTUALLY die. I mean, the thought is awesome -- all you pieces of shit being deprived of my presence...wandering around in a daze, muttering to yourselves "Oh, God! I never thought he'd actually do it...he talked about it all the time, but HOW COULD HE ACTUALLY DO IT?? OH GOD! Now I want to kill myself...if there can be a world where Bizzeebeever could not exist, I don't think I want to exist in that world, either." And your tears and lamentations would be sweet salve to my ethereal spirit...  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 2 '12 8:26 (UTC)
    • ...but, no, I think crosswise is the way for me. Today, at least. My mother (that bitch!) will find me here, sprawled across the cold, cold, oh-so-cold, cold-like-the-coldness-in-my-heart bathroom tiles. These tiles are a checkerboard of porcelain ivory and jet, like the alternating states of my mind. Ivory, for those days when life seems like a dull beigeness of tolerability, and jet, for those days when I descend into the pitiless depths of the Abyss. Yes, my mother shall find my semi-lifeless, semi-nude body sprawled across these cold, square semblances of my moods, like that painting of the French Revolutionary by that Greek guy...what was his name? Never mind. Yes, she shall see herself reflected in the pool of my lifeblood, and yes, yes, sweet horror, she will look into her reflection in my blood...and see the monster within herself.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 2 '12 8:37 (UTC)
      Actually, if you want the reason it's actually gone, look to Wikia. TKF may have 'deleted the page', making it not easily accessible, but it was them that really deleted it, making the recent history go away entirely. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:43, 3 January 2012
      Uh...I figured that out about twenty minutes after it happened, from the comments on the talk page. Thanks, though.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jan 3 '12 18:29 (UTC)
      Just doing my civic duty to help spread the knowledge of wikia's incompetence. The more who know! Or however that thing went. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:57, 3 January 2012
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Just replace the article with Bizzee's keep vote and you've got yourself a feature. Per Bizzee's excellent rewrite. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:43, 2 January 2012
  3. Rewritten. Looks tolerable. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:43, 3 January 2012
  4. Keep Rewritten. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:36, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  5. yep -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:56, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. Re-adding, Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. Eck -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:03, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:04, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete Survived reading until the word for word rip off of Family Guy's The Narrator. NRV. Pup 12:42 02 Jan '12
  5. I was too busy cutting myself to read that far. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:26, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. If so, so it goes. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:36, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:10, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Super-rewritten. Go vote on VFH instead. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:56, January 3, 2012 (UTC)

Oh no

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Scrap and redirect to the similarly titled, far better Uh oh! -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:44, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Do the Oh No. Oh No! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:17, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. This page sucks. Oh No! -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:01, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh yes. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:25, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 User:Thekillerfroggy/sig H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 8
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a clear and obvious flaunting of the Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid#The "@#$%^&*" Rule: Being Crass or Tasteless Doesn't Automatically Make Everything Funny Rule. This should be deleted, and the user who created it should be de-opped, banned, and whipped with his own ban stick until he bleeds. It's not like Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid is a set of guidelines - these are RULES and must be followed to the letter. Or is this just another "ignorable" policy like most of those on here. THIS IS NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! Puparadio (a gargantuan fail of this vitally important policy on Uncyclopedia)
  2. I was gonna reflexively vote keep, but then I realized that this fucker's signature is broken, when viewed in Opera on Windows. Buncha weird boxes show up between each letter. So, yeah. Murder the shit out of it.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Jan 2 '12 7:56 (UTC)
  3. because i don't want to update my parody sig of it --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 08:02, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. The author clearly needs to read the beginners guide. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:25, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Highly offensive, decrat plz. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:47, 2 January 2012
  6. FUCKING DELETE RIGHT FUCKING NOW MUTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:58, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Per Roman Dog Bird -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:38, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  8. Redirect to User:Zombiebaron/sig -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:45, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • I pledge neutrality. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:39, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
    • Go back to SWITZERLAND, pussy.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Jan 3 '12 10:22 (UTC)

🔒 Template:Nigga Please H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 04:14, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  2. nigga please -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:31, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:39, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. i'm sorry but i can't help but like this --Roman Dog Bird 08:00, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:41, 2 January 2012
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:42, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Damn dago kike spic conspiracy to get rid of this Aleister 13:46 2-1-'12
  8. I've removed it from all the mainspace articles that use it so if people just want to put it on their userpages, Who fucking cares -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:33, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just the image is fine but... "This article is bullshit"? "Quit fucking around"? Fails Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid#The "@#$%^&*" Rule: Being Crass or Tasteless Doesn't Automatically Make Everything Funny. "add some actual content to it"? But isn't this the "content-free" encyclopedia? --Jushafink ( Eye2 A big fail of this policy on Uncyclopedia) 04:10, January 2, 2012 (UTC)

Delete but not for any of the reasons above. If there is an article that needs more content in order to make it a worthwhile article, it should be {{ICU}}ed. As a maintainence template it's a fail. Pup 05:53 02 Jan '12

Comments
  • I'd suggest banning it from mainspace, or possibly just removing it from the... what, one mainspace article it's on? As a userpages and stupid forums template I see little issue, however; it's dumb, but so are our users. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:46, 2 January 2012
  • Puppy: Officially this is an "Advisory" template, which would equate it to a Satan Approves or somesuch. So it isn't for maintenance, even if the text may suggest so (though other advisory templates also do the same thing). I still think it's funny enough to pass muster, regardless. -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:10, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
    • There's also the point that I don't find it funny. But I'm not sweating blood over it's staying or going. It's more that I don't see any reason to keep. Pup 06:24 02 Jan '12
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:38, 3 January 2012

Wey

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Re-adding Delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au
  2. Curd -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:02, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Hey look, guys! Another article about nothing! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:03, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Delete. See How to be stupid and just not funny Pup 12:36 02 Jan '12
  5. No comment. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:27, January 2, 2012 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. It died in the first paragraph. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:38, January 3, 2012 (UTC)
Comments

Mayonnaise

Score: 3
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. Weaker stuff but it's a good starting point for a re-write.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:54, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. aint good -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:10, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Scrap it and start anew. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:20, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Huff this crap! -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:28, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Redirect to A Jar of Mayonnaise -- Tophat headless 18:53, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Kari Byron H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Eh, it's not that bad. Sir Socky Sexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk) Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:34, 28 December 2011
  2. Keep. Per Sockpuppet.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:48, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep, as per other sockpuppet. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm not seeing it. The huffing part I mean. I do see some nice pics and a fairly well written page that needs a shove or two, but nothing to deep-six the entire article over. Aleister 17:09 28-12-'11
  5. A general clean-up is in order but not deletion. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:37, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Kill + redirect to the far superior Why?:Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters -- Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:01, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Per TKF. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:22, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ditto. Pup 05:48 28 Dec '11
Comments
  • Kept; some consensus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:03, 2 January 2012

🔒 Cheesium H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Amusing... again not really that bad.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:49, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. the data sheet gets a little lengthy but it's not that bad. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:41, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per the chemical symbol guy, who seems to know chemical language. And per Mhallie, for all the right reasons. Aleister 22:18 29-12-'11
Delete (4)
  1. This is really bad. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:26, December 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I was going to say keep, but then I took an arrow to the knee-- Iwillkillyou   333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:50, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small STINKY CHEESE MAN!!!  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:01, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Shite I mean really? If you make an article about a pretend element you could make it remotely believable, no to mention all that listy shit down the bottom is a fucking bore and eyesore. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:06, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept; no consensus. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:02, 2 January 2012

Phat Lewt

Score: 2
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Not good. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:24, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Shitty shit. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:12, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Cross-eyed pineapple

Score: 3
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Stupidcruft (NOW WITH EIGHT TIMES MORE VITAMIN C!!!!!!!1) --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:46, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:29, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. "What, Who, and WTF!?" is right. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:10, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Padiham

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Towncruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:44, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Per ZB. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:37, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Mildly amusing opening devolves into chav-abuse and Oprah. There's even a pointless Linsay Lohan reference.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jan 1 '12 16:08 (UTC)
  4. Where's the ham? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:35, January 1, 2012 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. OK, but I'm not saying it's salvageable. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:24, December 30, 2011 (UTC)

Jackass: The Game

Score: 4
Keep (2)
  1. Keep. It's really not that offensive... an ok little article--Sycamore (Talk) 16:47, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep... -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Delete (6)
  1. Really, really terrible. -- Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:59, December 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It links to Street Fighter as its sequel. That actually offends me. Pup 05:46 28 Dec '11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Fe^{+3} AlFe^{+2} 03:30, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It's shit. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:27, December 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Three humorless lists. Also, Jackass is so 2004.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Dec 29 '11 21:34 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks ugly. -- Laurels RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:56, December 30, 2011 (UTC)
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