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The Fury

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. On his 10th birthday, he was gunned down by local militia for violating local Home Owner's Association laws, and was nursed back to health by bats, whom later betrayed him by chewing off his extra fingers that made him such a successful banjo and woman player, leading to his torrid love/hatred of Bats. it just keeps going on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:13, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:38, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Headscratch Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:38, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. how? --Nikau 03:21, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Roricon

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. ??????--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:57, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Um... No humor here. It's just wrong. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:55 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:01, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. One joke stretched way too thin. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:16, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:15, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Draggery through lists and cruft. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:24, 5 October 2011
Comments

Falafel

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Is it me that just fails to see the funniness? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:09, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It's not just you --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:04, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Merely blanking the page and replacing with Heehee, "falafel" would improve the article infinitely. --Sloublues 12:25, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Per Sloublues. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:06 October 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I know it was already deleted, but I just wanted to say LOL MORE LIKE FAILAFEL! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:37, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Main Page (movie)

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. ??? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:34, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:55, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:03, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Is this based on some actual vandalism scandal on Wikipedia? Because if not, I don't know what the author of this page was thinking when he wrote it.--Scofield & Friends 07:41, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:46, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Tesco Value H T D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Keep, little classic from Hindleyite... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm inclined to agree with Mhaille. I've always kinda liked this one. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:58 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Pictures are unoriginal but apart from that it's rather lovely. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:15, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Live. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:40, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Kill. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:40, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:20, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Did you mean NO value? Because if you did, you'd be right! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:25, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • You all can't seem to agree on anything. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:30, 5 October 2011

Goatse Virgin

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Far from funny shit stub. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:25, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Made me cry. --Nikau 05:40, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Irredeemable bunkum. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:59 October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. COULD THE CLOSING ADMIN MOVE THIS TO MY USERSPACE PLZ? On second thoughts, burn it. Period. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:42, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. This article blinded me. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:51, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Worse than Goatse itself.  --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:44, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Because it contradicts the Goa Tse article. --Scofield & Friends 13:46, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Waitrose

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid, short, localised to Britain. Ugh. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:34, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:18, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Weak Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:52, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like QVFD material to me. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:01 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. ....... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:39, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Helicopter H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (5)
  1. RedCheckMark Strong keep. Don’t delete it REWRITE IT! But of course, I'm a lazy as prick so someone else must do so. --AlmightyGameDude 03:24, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. haaaaaaaaaaaaa ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:20, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:21, 2 October 2011
  4. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 09:36, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. You'll have to forgive me, but BUM BADA BUM BUM! BUM BADA BUM BUM! BUM BADA BUM BUM! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:03 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Retarded little pile of cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:24, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:04, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. When I read "Helicopters do not exist" I know it had to die. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:40, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Helicopters don't exist. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:55, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I love you all so much that I'm closing this now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:29, 5 October 2011

The Amazing World of Gumball

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Random references to rape, incest, Hitler, OJ Simpson, AIDs, and Barney, as well as calling all of the characters gay and retarded. How original. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:48, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle 12:57, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Reading this was like huffing pure stupid. --Sloublues 15:45, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Notice that it has a link to Random Show in the see also. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:45, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Venn diagram overlap of people who enjoy certain shows on Cartoon Network and who are psychologically matured enough to write parodies of those shows is far too thin. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:28, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Mastersinger

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, overly complicated and random in a lot of spots.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:03, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. I agree the article has too much randomness to where you can’t even understand WTF there saying. If gibberish people get to have their own page I think Puerto Ricans should have their own little page too like that. --AlmightyGameDude 03:20, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
    1. It's right here you knucklehead -->Puerto Rico --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:38, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
      1. No, I'm talking about a page where Puerto Ricans and Latin Kings (and all other hispanic gangs for that matter) can be themeselves and write and talk in Spanish. This asshole just made a page for Giberish people. --AlmightyGameDude 12:53, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote ...The hell? It's not even readable... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:52 October 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Silph Co.

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A pokemen fan wank with lists, game maps and a notable lack of anything that can be called humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:10, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:02, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. The article is outrageously stupid. The people who vote the article to keep should consider retirement from the internet, NOOB! Haven’t you seen where the Japanese have gotin us before?! --AlmightyGameDude 03:17, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. i got nothin' --Roman Dog Bird 07:41, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I AM HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FANBOI ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:43, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The only thing remotely resembling humor here is the retro Game Boy picture, captioned with "Silph Co. before it was redecorated." Not really worth keeping, although huffing it will nullify that nice one-liner at the top of Devon... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:48 October 1, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Domo-kun H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. What's there is the result of a previous VFD nom. Not only that, but I wrote it. So there. "Nyaa-nyaa," "eat my shorts" and all that sort of thing. ^_^ -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:30 September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per TheSlyFox. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:41, 29 September 2011
  3. Keep. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:26, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. For some reason, I like it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:48, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Scofield & Friends 14:57, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep Well written. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:56, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Not funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:46, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:47, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Whale

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:19, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Incinerate.  -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:43 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:15, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 05:49, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. I don't mean to be a nitpicker, but don't the VFD rules say something along the lines of "Provide an initial vote and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD."? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 28 September 2011
    Fatfatfatty
    I'm not the nominator, but will this image suffice??? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 11:16 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Wow, talk about whaleabetes. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:32, 28 September 2011
    If you have complaints about anything that I do please email them to me Socky, I'm tired of you doing stuff like this on voting pages et cetera. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:32, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
    I don't use an email on this site, Zombiebaron. I'm not going to react to your implied accusations because that might cause drama and we've had more than enough of that lately. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:40, 29 September 2011

🔒 Worst 100 Songs To Play At A Funeral H T D Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I lean toward keeping it, although lists are tedious. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:18, 27 September 2011
  3. RedCheckMark Strong keep.A good example of a "Worst 100" article. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:04, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not only is it quite funny, but just the fact that whoever wrote this could think of over 100 songs for this list impresses me. --Tophat headless 01:43, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Could use some work, but not delete-worthy. Aleister 17:16 28-9-'11
  6. RedCheckMark Strong keep. It made me have a nuaghty in my pants... IKEELYOUIFYOUDELETEDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Mr. Person 20:52, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. RedCheckMark Strong keep. If you honestly think it is bad you have something stuck up your ass, homo! The article is FUNNY and CLEAN rather than the other worst 100’s. If you don’t like it, you’re a 5 year old with no sense of humor! --AlmightyGameDude 11:23, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. This seems rather bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:28, 27 September 2011
  2. W-W-Weenie and the Butt bring you...the 100 Worst Songs To Play At A Funeral WEEKEND! Only on 97.1 WQHG! I vote we murder all the "top 100" lists and bury their corpses in quicklime. Do it. Do it. You know you want to.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Sep 27 '11 4:10 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. One of the better "Worst 100" articles, but that's really not saying anything at all --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lists make me cry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:35, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Bleh.  It's bad. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:56 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

The deletion assholes suck and swallow. Oh wait, is that a comment? --AlmightyGameDude 11:26, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Thrash metal

Score: 9
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (9)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  this crap? Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. this naughty! I vote to Symbol delete vote Delete.!--Mr. Person 20:47, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It's trash alright. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:28, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I will thrash the last can of Who-Hash. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:45, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:24, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. noooooooooo ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:35, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:20, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal QVFD. ...Or at least that's where it should have gone when it was written in 2006. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:59 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Die, die, die my darling. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  9. TRASH! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:25 28 September 2011
Comments

🔒 Bonnie Tyler H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. KEEP I laughed. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:09, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Total prolapse of the arse. --Roman Dog Bird 05:40, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. keeeep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:45, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Because of funny. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:29, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. For one thing, it's short and stupid, and for another Total Eclipse of the Heart is my favorite song and this relies far too much on unjustified hate. Even if it a marginal keep, it better get moved into someone's userspace or get rewritten right away or it's coming right back. See, that's one of the problems with VFD. An article is kept because the majority vote keep saying "it's keepable, a quick fix and it'll be OK", and it's kept, but everyone forgets about and we're left with a three-quarters bullshit article which can't go back to VFD and is just standing there waiting to be improved. An example which comes to mind is The Minority Report. Admittedly, it was kept because it didn't garner enough votes for a delete, but one of the keepers said "Time to swoop in, save it, and et cetera...". The most recent edit is from August, when the VFD template was removed. See, something needs to be done about this, like pasting this into the Dump and moaning about it there. Anyway, you guys talk it over. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Total prolapse of the arse. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 14:35 September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:15, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Screw it. I'm moving my nerd rant to the VFD talk page. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:46, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Kinda fixed. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:02, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:25, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Wil Wheaton

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote ??? As far as I can see, this was never good. --Tophat headless 01:22, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. 4 reasons. 1) Who is Wil Wheaton? 2) Seriously, who in the FUCK is Wil Wheaton, and why should I care? 3) Wikipedia informs me that Wil Wheaton ripped off Uncyclopedia — ! And...uh...oh, right. Final reason: Who in the living, pole-smoking, feces-beribboned HELL is Wil Wheaton?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Sep 27 '11 3:58 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Whoever that guy is, we'll be doing him a favor by deleting this. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:25, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Apparently, he's some dude who played some whiny kid from some science-fiction show or another. Non-notable and/or washed-up star. File it in Bin 13 along with Chuck Norris. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:04 September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:21, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. nope ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:34, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Browser Wars

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. Not hilarious, but entertaining. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:31, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. ZOMG MOAR N00B HAXXORZ WARZ. BALEEET PLZ!!!!!!111!111!11! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:15, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ok, so I'm out in the middle of fuck knows where, shootin' hell outta the Covenant, and Gates calls me up and says he needs me for some other war. I mean, WTF, man? I'm out here, trying to keep my ass intact, and this fuckin' corporate asshole says, "Chief, I need you for this other war I'm doin' with Netscape." And I say, "Look, you asshole! I'm fighting a war to save the fucking planet! Hell! For the entire fucking human race! And you're the one who fucking designed it! So unless you have a fucking reward for fighting 2 wars at once, you can go ask your fucking balls to fight for you!" So then he said he'd give me a vacation to Honolulu and my own personal robot sex-slave. I fucking love war. KoOkArOo --Roman Dog Bird 05:38, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote I almost...don't want to vote "delete". There's a lot of potential in this article. But I really just wanted to show off my shiny new...  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Sep 26 '11 14:17 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:13, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Frosty. --Scofield & Friends 12:15, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:04, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I'd ask it to be moved to my userspace if I didn't know that I'd never finish it. Eh, move it there anyway. Pretty please. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Magica De Spell H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 3
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol wtf vote ... The subject isn't even notable enough to merit its own article, let alone this junk. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:11 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Apathy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:17, 26 September 2011

🔒 Fenton Crackshell H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 3
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Disneycruft. There's no other way to say this, so I'll be blunt: it's just plain shit. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:02 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Apathy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:16, 26 September 2011

🔒 Admiral Donald Duck H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 3
Keep (1)
  1. Keep We should preserve history for the simple reason there is no disadvantage to doing so. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:23, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Part of the crap Disneyland series. The Great Disneyland Exodus has begun... and not a moment too soon. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:59 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks someone happily wrote an entire book series and dumped it into this wiki. Shame none of it is remotely amusing. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I hate to be that guy who goes around shouting "stop! Don't delete that!" so I won't. I will, however, clear up the origin of this series a bit: it was written by a bloke who had several featured articles and won writer of the month...way back in 2005. (click here or here to see some other articles in the series.) Does that excuse the lameness of this article/series? Nnnno...I guess not. I really can't tell if it's the least bit funny (my bet is "not really"), but if you're scratching your head, it seems to be a very subtle satire of the history of Cuba, Israel and Palestine, Germany, several American Indian nations, and maybe even Iran. (Also, I think the intro — Donald's childhood — is a "joke" about the actual guy who voiced Donald Duck.) Blah blah blah, in conclusion, ...★The More You Know★ ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 02:08, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
    I couldn't care less if Chronarion wrote it. If it isn't funny, it goes on VFD. The community has decided it is not worthy of Uncyclopedia. If KP decides to come back, he could have this in his userspace. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 02:18
    Right you are, sir — that's why I didn't vote "keep". (It's not got any Funny.) Just thought I'd add context. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 02:45, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • Apathy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:16, 26 September 2011

Daisy Duck

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. More "Great Council" junk. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 12:42 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:25, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny Junkathon. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:35, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Great Council

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Disneycruft. True QVFD material at its worst--it's just that somebody forgot to put it there in 2007... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:49 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. One man (boy?) and his cruft. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:39, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote QVFD. Too short to be here. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:14, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. nope ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:19, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  6. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Mickey Mouse the Great

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  1. Just like his son and grandson. However, the images are actually pretty good, and a lot of material can be used for our Mickey Mouse article. Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 18 September 2011, at 23:39
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Explode.  I was about to nom this... ^_~ -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:43 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Fantasyland Spring

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:22, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Wacky war-style patent nonsense, just like its partner below. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:13 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Strange article. There is a reference to the shootings at Kent State University and presumably this is supposed to be a satire Disneyland=USA. Except it just doesn't work. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:08, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Mac and me

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Parodies the film by showing exactly what happens in it. Given the kind of film it's parodying, that's good enough. --Scofield & Friends 14:08, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote You know an article is garbage if the author can't be bothered to get the title right. I've been wanting to get this on VFD for a while now, and here it is. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:19, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I remember seeing this a while back, thinking: Symbol Burninate vote "What a pile of crap!"  Apparently, it hasn't changed a bit. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:07 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:20, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote I don't need to know that  (a)this movie actually existed, or (b)someone was dumb enough to write an awful Uncyclopedia article about it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 03:41, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Kill it with a MAC11  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:35, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. And nothing of value was lost. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:22, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. 161 hours? Wow, that's a lot.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Goofy

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  So Goofy is actually Heinrich Himmler. How original... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:05 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Pretty damn bad if you ask me. --Gamma287's Big, Extravagant Signature 15:42, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Big Bird

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  1. Lacks humour, could redirect to Sesame Street. Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 01:06
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:09, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Bleh. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:28 September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Worst 100 Things to Stick your Dick in H D Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Keep, an important reference guide for modern living. For all those who risk ending up balls deep in Sarah Palin. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. I'm gonna have to say keep on this one. I giggled a lot and that's better than most articles. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:08, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Sexy... --Tophat headless 21:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Mhaille. --ChiefjusticeXBox 11:39, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. No offense meant to the lady Sims, but my first reaction to seeing this thing was thinking how much I'd like to delete it... and looking at the entries didn't really do much to dissuade me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:36, 21 September 2011
  2. Bye. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:11, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg Stub? Some of these entries might be worth keeping, but I agree that the vast majority of it is obligatory filler for any "100-worst" list. How about we change it to Worst 10, then delete all but the best ones. I guess my vote is Symbol neutral vote Ambivalent this time around. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:10 September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • I've got an idea for for an article with this TITLE, at least. My idea is stupendous, and does not involve a list. Working on it at the moment, will report back as soon as is finished. (May take a few days.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 02:51, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
    Ok, finished, but now I'm afraid to link it. It's...it's...something awful. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 12:17, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
    This is epic. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 24 September 2011
    Fuck you, Socky. Now they all know how deranged I really am. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 15:15, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. --ChiefjusticeXBox 11:40, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Richard Bedford Bennett

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:24, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:13, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Wow... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:25, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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The Jonas Brothers

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I really wanted this one to work, I really did, but it's just so full of "Instant Humor." This article references gay, the IRS, JFK, KKK, Satan, Rosie O'Donnell, Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton, everything one needs for an instant Uncyclopedia article... and a giant pile of crap. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:48 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:05, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yield your eyes to this garbage "for your happy entertainment." Per TheSlyFox. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:37, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • This concludes our VFD spam for the day. But don't go away! What happens when a thousand FFW-escapees team up with IPs to enact their revenge on Uncyclopedia? Find out, next on 60 Minutes, Revenge of the Bin. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:48 September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Rafiki

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pure nonsense and randumbo. The text has absolutely nothing to do with the character. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:28 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:04, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. FOLLOW RAFIKI! HE KNOWS THE WAY, BITCH! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:14, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Entrepreneur

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  1. fuckkkkkkkkkk offfffffffffff ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:11, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal ?????????? Short, humorless, imageless, pointless... get rid of it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:47 September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal QVFD.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:00, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per above. Too small to ride this ride here; try the kiddie coaster... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 15:37, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Mr-ex777 is right. How was this not on QVFD? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:38, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Because when it was originally created, it was just a redirect. And apparently nobody noticed when the redirect was replaced with something else. Also, it's gone now. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:42, 24 September 2011
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🔒 Jessica Rabbit H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:26, 20 September 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Socky, whose arguments persuaded me. Aleister 16:22 21-9-'11
  3. Keep Socky's said it all. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:57, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Big wheel keep on turning. Proud Mary keep on burning. ~Ths talkstalkblockarticles 02:43, 09/22/2011
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. So she's a whore who lived on Penis Street... How original, indeed. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:25 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:03, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

Score: 4
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  1. Another Disneycruft. No explanation needed. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 19 September 2011, at 02:52
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every one of these has at least one redlink to "Treaty of Corporation." It looks like somebody's unfinished (or partially-huffed) series. All this crap needs to go. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:47 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The door is locked and no one is at home. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:37, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Citizen Kane

Score: 4
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  1. Feces alert! Feces alert! --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:08, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Revoke the passport. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote "Balloon Boyyyyyy!" WTF, mate? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:32 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:19, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Regular Show

Score: 4
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  1. I feel like this has been here before. Oh well. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:25, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am all for spoofing a show but the idea is to make it funny. This doesn't. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:36, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal All it needs now is a yellow traffic light to make its epic failure complete....... Okay, done. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:37 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:19, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Mickey Mouse, Jr.

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  1. An attemptto rid of this entire Disneyland series. Did I forget to mention it lacks humour, and it's not funny? Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 23:11
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:10 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like the writer forgot to inject the humour serum in this one. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:47, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:18, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Head Crabs

Score: 5
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  1. What in the hell... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:03, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. .... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:54, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:25, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Unencyclopedic and disappointing to boot. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:49, 17 September 2011
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:13, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Pawn shop

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  1. Same as below. Pup 06:42 17 Sep '11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:24, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. There be semblances of ideas, here, but none of them coalesce. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:48, 17 September 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:55, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambling randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:50, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Orthodox Monsterist Church

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  1. I wrote this as a rewrite of a random article. I hate it, but it survived FFW recently, so I figured it's up for a vote now. Pup 06:38 17 Sep '11
  2. The image below was originally intended to be given to established authors who put uncharacteristically bad stuff up for Pee Review. It was never put into use, and this is its first time being used in its intended manner:
    Unsoc poster 9 ...In short... Symbol Burninate vote Great to see you back, Puppy!! ^_^   -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:41 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:23, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible coding. --Scofield & Friends 09:53, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:11, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Mickey Mouse III

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  1. Not funny, and neither is the whole Disneyland series. Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 03:30
  2. Symbol delete vote Not funny. Useless bunkum. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:32 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. First the sonic series, then the list series, then anime, now Disney? Kill this rubbish! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:45, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:21, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:47, 17 September 2011
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K-Y Jelly

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote ...Weak keep. What if I stub and de-listify it? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:31 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
    Now it's just horribly short. Even more so than before. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:34, 17 September 2011
    I don't know why I laughed hysterically at this last night... Must have been drunk or something. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:06 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Umm... Umm? I first thought I could put an ICU on it, but I think it`s quite a... you know, bad idea. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:24 15 September 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Kill it plz. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:00, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah, that's... er, lovely. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:44, 16 September 2011
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Burn it.  I just looked at it again. With a sudden influx of sense, I have decided to pull a John Kerry and change my vote. After all, I was for it before I was against it!! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:06 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Forking

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  1. Uhhh, what? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:22, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. There could be something here, except that there isn't. Also, the VFD nom is a redirect for some reason. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:45, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote What the fork? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:55, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Articles should give indication of what they are for the average passerby. Even ones that most folks are apt to know, which this is not. Also, it's bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:43, 16 September 2011
  5. Bleh. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:27 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Not good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Poorly-executed Aspie joke. Fork while fork is a PERL fork bomb, a way of crashing a computer for fun, or something. At least two other computer / Internet-related meanings for fork.
    “'Fork' starts and ends with the same letters as (expletive). How could it fail to be funny??? Hahaha! I'm laughing already!”
    (I'm not gonna vote, by the way.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 15:41, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

Lemonade

Score: 7
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random sex jokes and references to a kitten human war. We don't need this. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:03, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Those sex jokes weren't even sex jokes. No humor in them. None at all. Can we bomb them now? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:34, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Hmm... The intro is quite a funny... What I should do... Hey, there`s kitties! Still thinking, `tough... A picture of vodka? Hmm, pretty impressive... And then, let`s see what über fun is at the See Also-section... Hmm... Kittens, Sex, and... a link to itself?!! GWAAARH!!! DIE! DIE! FEEL THE PAIN!!! GWAAAARH!!! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:20 15 September 2011
  4. It's bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:42, 16 September 2011
  5. This can go. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:41, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Pure S#17. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:12 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Burn it plz. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 The Magnet Theory H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 2
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Eh, I kinda like it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 13 September 2011
  2. Keeperester. If Socky kinda likes it, then it should be carved in stone and stored among the false idols. Yay!! Aleister 17:51 15-9-'11
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Crap article with almost no content --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:55, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even in my steel underpants I was not attracted to this.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  13 Sep 2011 ~ 07:40 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. More of the Ye Olde Crappe that sticks to the underside of Uncyclopedia like a poorly wiped bum. Flush. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:49, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Awful ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:00, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept because you people all suck. Had more people voted, it might have been kept for a less stupid reason, though. Or just deleted. Looks like we'll never know. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:41, 16 September 2011

🔒 Element H D Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I hate to say it, but I laughed so hard while reading this I nearly died. Anyway, I know this'll be deleted, so when it is I was a copy in my userspace. Thanks. --Tophat headless 00:28, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Keep!  I've always like this little guy... for mainly the same reason I've always liked your mom... (She puts it all out there on a chart)..  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 05:00 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. IPs write the funniest shit! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 12 September 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Americans don't understand nothin', do they? --Scofield & Friends 13:33, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Listcruft. Not to mention that is stupid and unfunny. 8=======D is an element? C'mon that's not clever or anything! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I plan to write a version de-void of crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:30, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  It neglected to mention the element of OVER 9000!!!! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:53 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Dear Voters: This is a list that was written entirely by IPs. That's all you need to know. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 01:01, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Collective Randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:15, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Aristocrats and baby chicks

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The video is no longer available since I closed my Youtube account and then my computer later crashed, losing the original video there as well. Since the video no longer exists, the article shouldn't either. Oh, and sorry about the big war over this being on VFD last time. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:01, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote QVFD is calling. --Scofield & Friends 10:41, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ........... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:45, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Too bad you lost the original... This really is more something for QVFD, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 14 September 2011
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🔒 Japanese H D Oldvfd

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  1. Needs some improving, but China is the same.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:38, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
    But Japan is actually pretty good, and even a featured article. Why do we need both a good article and a shitty article about the Japanese? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:40, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
    So you're suggesting we should reduce the madness that is Americans (or pretty much any other demographic) to the single property of their inhabitance of a particular country? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:11, 10 September 2011
    I... do not... understand... your rhetorical question... at all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:46, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
    For shame. I'm basically saying you're implying that an article about Japanese people is identical in subject to an article about Japan. What I'm trying to point out is that the madness/silliness/retardedness that goes along with whatever population you're trying to make fun of isn't always synonymous with the madness/silliness/retardedness that goes along with the country they inhabit. So they can be parodied/satirized/whateverized separately. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 10 September 2011
    Certainly they can be. They just don't need to be, particularly if one of the parodies is shitty. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:24, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
    I understand Socky's question. I bring you all a simple answer in way too many words: In order to eliminate or prevent crufty buildup, I think all such articles should be consolidated into one. Unless they are all good, which is clearly not the case here. Or we could just use KABOOM! Don't delay, order today! Only fifty easy payments of ¥1995!!! -- BILLY MAYS!!!! 00:58, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Redeemable. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:21, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because I just looked at Japan and don't think it's that much better. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:25, 12 September 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because I fixed the front. However it does need some better pictures.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  13 Sep 2011 ~ 07:34 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. _`Cuz that`s what I say. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:51 13 September 2011
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Unmitigated crap.  This article is still in the same unfunny state it was in when I first saw it years ago. The "Engrish" text makes it impossible to read, and stereotypical "jokes" are run into the ground. Throw a bit of 4chan, "DESU" and some listcruft from teenage anime freaks into the mix, and we have this colossal mess. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 14:29 September 9, 2011 (UTC)
    The Engrish might be the onry redeeming part of this. Whire I was reading it, I was hearing the voice of an actual NHK anchor in my head. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 01:22, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Inferior to, and redundant with, Japan. Redirect. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:36, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:38, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Just plain bad. That the other one isn't much better isn't really an excuse to keep this, either. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:06, 12 September 2011
    That was more of an aside in reaction to the previous discussion regarding the relevance of Japan to the potential deletion of this article. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 12 September 2011
    Well, they both suck, and that shouldn't really have anything to do with this even if they don't. Should it? Meh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:42, 12 September 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Abysmal. The first line lets you know the following article is going to be total pants. It doesn't disappoint. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:19, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another crappy random article about a tv show. Huff please. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:06, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Random, random, random, random, mushroom, MUSHROOM!!! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:34 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Let me summarize: an article about an animated TV show...that ran for ONE SEASON...and was then canceled. Oh, and the only joke in the article is the repeated use of the word "shit". "Si, señor, Inciclopedia está muerto." ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 00:57, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This article told me to "kill it." --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:02, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
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