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Hippelbliffiherper

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. A stupid, unfunny, stub of an article about a made-up, stupid, unfunny word. Kill it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:12, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. What the hell is this crap? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 21:58 September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Per Xamralco. The photoshopping sucks butt, too. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis?
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Fuck hitler. --Tophat headless 22:30, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Not want ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:38, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal etaretilbO --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:12, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  7. I'm not sure the Obliterate template is good enough:
    Explosion mushroom shaped medium
    EX-TER-MI-NATE!

    Also, the admin who puts this out of its misery can take a couple of images with it: Image:Hiff.jpg and Image:Hippelbliffiherper.jpg. Neither is used on any other page. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 13:24, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Perhaps it can be left in a cardboard box outside the asylum for them to adopt.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:32, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:38, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:13, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote "Son of two ugly people who f***ed"  ... Kill it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 21:56 September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Kill it with Dihydrogen Monoxide. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:17, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:39, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:20, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I...think that some person in Spain may be laughing at this, hysterically, as we speak. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 13:29, September 11, 2011 (UTC)

Killzone

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. "Meh." - Me on this article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:34, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:14, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small LOLN00BZ!!!!!111  -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 21:57 September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. 13375p34k, Vienna sausages and Master Chief. Enough said. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:19, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 00:31, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Hilarious. --Tophat headless 00:32, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Some truly deserving articles on VFD this round. I say we drop this one into an actual killzone, with no weapons, and a neon target painted on it, and see how long it lasts. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 00:46, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Welcome to the NHK

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Is it hot in the keep box or is it just me? Its just me... But I think this has potential, just needs fixing. Not a delete. --ThecoolxavierguyfromghIII 00:59, September 11, 2011 (UTC) 00:56, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. This is like not funny or some shit. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:53, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Sato is funny but the rest... ugh. Seijana 09:23, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:37, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. No I felt the need to bring out the paddle to intimidate this pile of crap. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 15:53, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Bleah! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 00:31 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Kenan and Kel

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Crap. That's all there is to it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:44, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Kerkill. Let's see here: Poorly done random humor? Check. Oscar Wilde reference? Check. Misquoted Kanye West reference? Check. Silly picture with a caption about drugs? Check. Referencing the future? Check. Huge formatting issues? Check. Referencing Hitler and Thundercats in the same sentence? Check. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 01:02, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Hey, I remember these guys!  They were on some show about cheeseburgers. And then there was some other show where they thought they were everything or something... I guess these two are just a couple of the many washed-up stars to end up with their own statue of dung on Uncyclopedia. Sad, isn't it? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 01:08 September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I think the vandals ripped this article's eyes out and skullf**ked it... Per Mrthejazz... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 15:56, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:24, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Fail - As in tried to find a better version and failed. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:40, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Laws of Anime Physics

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Many more bad things. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:00, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. fer cryin' out loud, even your typical anime fag probably wouldn't read this --Roman Dog Bird 18:55, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal 4KidsTV = terrible rock intro2 + "Alright!!!!!" - boobs - blood + suck12. Can't really argue with that statement, but... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 21:26 September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per Frosty. List list list... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:50, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. And this is coming from your typical anime fag! --Scofield & The Machine 08:23, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. MASSIVE LISTCRUFT DETECTED!!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:26, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:46, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • If this is deleted, please give me a userspace copy. --Andorin Kato 04:47, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

International Baccalaureate

Score: 5
Keep (2)
  1. It's a keeper!</Dutch> -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. I dunno. It's definitely a huge mess, but I'm inclined to think that inside that mess, there are little pieces that would together form a short but keepable article given everything in between said pieces is brutally massacred. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:52, 8 September 2011
Delete (7)
  1. Many Many bad things. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:08, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I've been meaning to VFD this for some time, but I always assumed it was some sort of in-joke... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:10 September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. There's never been anything good to say about this. I'd like to see someone try, though. --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 14:36, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. why does it have two intros --Roman Dog Bird 18:57, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. My eyes fell out. Anyone up for watching Final Destination 5 after I get em' back in? I want to watch Olivia die after laser eye surgery (again)... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:47, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Why, it's an assortment of teenaged IPs writing about how they're so stressed out about the test they have to take! How could this not be comedy gold?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:05, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Terrible, simply terrible --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:35, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Wayne

Score: 5
Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote Keep. This is, simply put, funny. Seijana 09:36, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (6)
  1. Bleh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:04, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote NRV immunity, eh? It didn't say anything about VFD immunity... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:08 September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Can somebody just redirect this to Lil' Wayne and be done with it? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:44, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Weak delete. It's actually well-written and sometimes amusing, but I couldn't get past the level of vanity. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:01, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Eh --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:34, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:54, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Haruhiism

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. no comment --Roman Dog Bird 01:43, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Kyon ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:45, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Did Sannse really have anything to do with this? I don't think she edited it once... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:37, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually, it was ChiefjusticeDS. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:25, 8 September 2011
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal o_0... As Lyrithya's non-unofficial, not entirely unfunctional admin campaign secretary of nothing, I decree that such a conversation may or may not have ever taken place. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 07:29 September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unmitigated, incoherent shit with some retarded (prossibly fake) chat log thrown in the bottom for no intelligible reason whatsoever. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:26, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. What the fuck? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:13, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Turkey Noise

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

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  1. Hmm. This has been gathering dust since 2010, the last time it was edited since its creation in 2007. -opens- -closes immediately afterwards- I can see why... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:23, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  It should go away. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 18:20 September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:47, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Who the fuck is Nathan Krueger? I'm pretty sure this falls under vanity. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 15:23, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Johnny Depp

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. First order failure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:23, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote CONCLUSION: "He would be one of the BEST actors in the world"  Get rid of it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 18:33 September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. how not to make an article --Roman Dog Bird 18:47, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote lol fail. lol penis. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:49, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only thing keepable about this article is the sexy picture, which sadly, does not have a sexy caption. The rest of it, wikipedia does a better job. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:48, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Well, Seems like vanity. --FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 05:53, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
Vanity? No, he's a notable person. But this article reads like a really, really, really bad version of a wikipedia page with a fangirl statement tacked on to the end of it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:58, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Texas War for Independence (video game)

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. I don`t see this very funny. Sorry, everyone. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:27 6 September 2011
  2. Yeah, this is very crudely made. It's often barely readable, and the word "n00b" is used an absurd number of times. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:15, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
    20, to be exact. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:20, 6 September 2011
    More importantly, two hundred billion, to be inexact. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:56, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal AGH MY EYES! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:47, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Da fuck? --Tophat headless 20:12, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. ick. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:49, September 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • It's funny when you look at the names and the discussion. I don't care much for the red links that go with them, but they're kinda needed to get the humor. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:34, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
Yes, it`s sort of funny, but we already have many parodies exactly like this one. Or that`s what I think. Don`t ask me to list them, `cus I`m too lazy to even find them. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:51 6 September 2011

Supernatural (TV series)

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote C'mon, really? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 10:12, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Too much poop ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:05, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Man, that's crufty... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 18:22 September 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:22, September 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Danny Phantom

Score: 4
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  1. No humor, just various references to internet memes and random movies. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:20, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:02, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Poorly formatted, one adequately-sized image, bullcrap attempts at a plot/background story. This is enough to make me vote keep on Why?:Abortion is FUN. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:33, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Unsoc poster 9
    -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 17:17 September 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock Why?:Abortion is FUN

Score: -1
Keep (9)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I should create an article titled "The things Frosty gets" and then leave it blank. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:24, 3 September 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I created a category for it in the meantime! Also, this is an in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 14:50 September 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Apparently Lyrithya doesn't like your category. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 3 September 2011
  3. Yeah.THIS, EPIC.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 15:00, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Feature! Best article I've read all week. --Tophat headless 20:54, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep.Pretty good article almost gave me a heart attack.--UNmarine777 02:34, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. Abortion is fun. Just ask my galpals, whom I force into the clinic on threats of death and stuff. Aleister 17:20 7-9-'11
  8. Symbol keep vote Keep. Now that I get the joke. I wrote a much more obvious version and reverted myself, but one of you guys can bring it back if you want.--Epic! Talk! Contribs! 17:51, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Keep. Not delete-worthy, really. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:58, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)
  1. I don't get it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:48, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is not an in-joke, nor really even a joke, just a political statement by someone decidedly pro-life with a bit of a frame tacked on, which helps, but there still really isn't much to get. And it's gross. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:01, 3 September 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Gross me out! --Scofield & The Machine 15:09, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:09, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Yuck! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:51, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete Horrible mAttlobster. (hello) 21:58, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Appalling. Simply appalling... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:21, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    To the guys saying "gross", "horrible", "appalling", that's kind of the point of the article.—Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:49, 4 September 2011
    Yes, but if it's going to be gross, horrible, and appalling, it also has to be funny, and I just don't find it funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:33, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    It's certainly your right not to consider this type of humour funny, though a VFD vote is more about whether an article's humour fits on the wiki. If you don't consider the article's humour worthy of being called "humour", that's another matter entirely. Anyway, if you want to vote delete, by all means do so, but I just thought I'd point out that the article's humour relies on grossing people out. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:14, 4 September 2011
    As I said, "Appalling. Simply appalling." I can take gore, but I just find that a little, umm, immorally obscene. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:29, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    "Immorally obscene" is almost exactly what I'm aiming for. Well, except that it's actually morally justified because it discourages people to get an abortion. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:50, 4 September 2011
    Well, you've spawned an idea involving Oh Internet and this image. Hehehehehehehehe... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:27, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Sort-Of-Self-Delete --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 18:56, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
     : / —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:51, 4 September 2011
Comments
  • I am decidedly undecided on the issue, so I don't see this as a political statement either way. Still, political statements can be hilarious in themselves (Conservapedia?). Either way, I suppose this is just one of those articles that is bound to cause controversy among both deletionists and inclusionists. Since these discussions usually end with a bunch of people yelling at each other in Klingon and Jabba-the-Hutt-ese, I bid this nomination adieu, goodbye, and POODOO!!!! *runs away* -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 15:43 September 3, 2011 (UTC)
    The main "joke" of the article is that something like 90% of the people who take an abortion would become convinced pro-lifers if they knew what the doctor was actually doing in their belly. I mean, a falcon punch abortion is more humane than dilation and evacuation. If that's not funny, I don't know what is. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:54, 3 September 2011
  • Oh yes killing a developing fetus is true comedy at its best! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:36, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually, the fact that this extremely pro-choice article would convince a lot of people of the merits of the pro-life stance is true comedy at its best. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 4 September 2011
  • This is barely even an article. There are like two sentences and then a picture that was taken from here --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:10, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    We have other short pages like this one. Personally, I don't think just because an article is concise it should be deleted. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:16, 4 September 2011
    My point is that if the article relies only on one picture for humor, the picture should be original. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:25, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    If the picture wasn't from a scientific journal, it'd interfere with the article's humour, because people could easily, and justifiably, argue that's it's just another of those fake extremely graphic images made by pro-lifers to further their agenda. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:58, 4 September 2011
    If this does somehow get deleted, can I have it in my userspace? Thanks. --Tophat headless 18:59, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
    I'd probably put it in my own userspace if it comes to that, but you can have a copy in your own userspace, if you like. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:49, 4 September 2011
  • No. No, no, no, no. You can't make me voet on this. I won't do it, sir. I am neutral. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 07:38, September 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • Looks like a keep --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 19:22, September 6, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock Squidward Tenticles

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. So if we cut out the rape section, it would be funny? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:40, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Probably the most original artical out there.The rape part is sorta off topic--UNmarine777 02:38, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. After a quick revisit, I've decided to let this mistake slide. I would like to see the crap shoveled out of it sometime or another. I'd say this is about a 4 out of 10 article. Remove perversions, poop jokes and anything out there written by super-vandal twelve-year-olds. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:32, September 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Really, really horrible. I don't understand why someone would think that saying that a cartoon character is a rapist is funny. It's just stupid. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:02, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
    Perhaps because of...SHOKUSHU GOUKAN!!!!! (but yeah, the article sucks) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 13:08, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. there is much to the article besides random, rape, and, at best "what's the point?" type content. (I.e. stuff that isn't random, but isn't funny and doesn't move the article along.) --Mn-z 01:52, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote What the hell? Severe acne and a penis glued to his face... Kill it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 03:10 September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Watch as I magically summarize this in five characters. RAPE. Wonderful, isn't it?!? Now, for my next trick, I'm going to ma- Symbol delete vote DELETE --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:36, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Christina Aguilera

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I kinda like it. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:56, 3 September 2011
    I won't say I don't, either, but unless this page gets suddenly cleaned up, I'd be voting "delete", if I weren't abstaining. Say, Sock: if you keep the Whorebot theme... how 'bout a picture of Maria from the movie Metropolis? (This one's my favorite. Why the writer didn't think of that, I don't know. I mean, obvious, no?) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 00:53, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, so maybe this article has a proper concept. It's still stupid. --Scofield & The Machine 15:11, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Incinerate.  Crapola. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 15:46 September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. WTF? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:39, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Throw into a bonfire!  It's honestly not even worth trying to cleanup. Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 21:42, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Userspace Socky likes it, so send it to his userspace. Let him try to fix this mess. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:39, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
    What ends up in my userspace usually stays there. Unless a miracle happens. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:05, 3 September 2011
  6. This article is now considered a carcinogen... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:16, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:22, September 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock Andrew Lloyd Webber

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. It's a little rough and unsubtle, but it's just not nearly bad enough to merit deletion. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:12, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Seems overly harsh to delete - it's much better than it was originally. --Vegetationlife 10:14, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. It has a {{fix}} for the formatting now, so no need to complain about that anymore. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:03, 3 September 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:06, September 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Umm... --Epic! Talk! Contribs! 10:36, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock Timmy Turner

Score: 1
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Doesn't look that random to me. And it's certainly not too short. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 1 September 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:29, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it too - sweet. --Vegetationlife 10:16, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too short and completely random --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:13, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Didn't I see an ICU tag on that article? How did it escape? Better tranquilize it... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:57, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Random,  random, random, random, random, mushroom, MUSHROOM!!! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 23:19 August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Random, not funny, and reads poorly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:13, 3 September 2011
Comments

Beck

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Disgusting. Euthanize it... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:42, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing worthwhile keeping here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:02, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:22, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Murder murder murder murder murder murder MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER!!!! Badger. It started as Star Wars poop-on-a-stick, it shall end as just poop-on-a-stick. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 12:36, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Beginners noob guide

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Oops. --Epic! Talk! Contribs! 10:39, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeaaaaahhh...a bit funnier than the usual VFD, but stupid list is stupid. <insert_meme_here /> ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 12:17, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Very poor. --Black Flamingo 22:38, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:03, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

United States of America

Score: 3
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is only bad due to the fact this was never protected. Protect against IPs delete the list cruft and it would be quite nice. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:30, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. There has to be something redeemable in there, right? —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 1 September 2011
    No, sir, no. Not even the excellent stuff I wrote. Change your vote, sir. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 12:10, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. There's some scattered hilarity in there. Sadly, I have to say it needs cleanup, not a nuke from orbit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:21, September 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Per Bizzeebeever's suggestion below. Extremely long-winded, stupid and crufty. This may be a major entry, but I would expect such a high-profile article to be Feature-worthy instead of this crap. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 17:10 August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pure crap --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:12, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I know i nommed this on VFH once... I reread it... trash Mnid talk 21:04, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote DESTROY ALL THINGS ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 22:34, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I couldn't tell if most of that was vandalism or content. BURN IT. NOW. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:49, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. crappy redundant article created by 100 ips over half a decade is crappy and redundant. --Mn-z 00:04, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Suggestion: Redirect to America, the much-better-and-funnier (and featured) article. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 22:17, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
    Second suggestion: this nomination is bound to cause controversy. Leave it up for a week, so at least everyone who's following this page has the opportunity to vote on it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 22:34, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • If this page is huffed, it better be protected, or it WILL be recreated by bored troll IPs. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:12, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
    • A protected redirect to America wouldn't be a bad idea. --Mn-z 21:13, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

Ronald McDonald

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol for vote For. Not Bad Enough.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:06, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  This is just random and stupid. "Ronald McDonald was a nazi, child rapist, and serial killer." How original. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:39, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I will agree with the fact that this is absolute garbabe, but can the closing admin move it to my userspace? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by EpicAwesomeness (talk • contribs)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal A SPLODE. Original, indeed. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 17:15 August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per Xamralco. Also original is the McRoll. Like we didn't see that coming... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:54, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. One of those really lame articles about rape, death, and Oprah. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 1 September 2011, at 23:04
Comments

Iceland

Score: 5
Keep (0)
  1. huh? ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 23:33, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Yes -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:27, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I agree. Mnid talk 20:57, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal LISTCRUFT is crufty. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 17:18 August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow, this is bad --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:18, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  5. User:Bizzeebeever/Flush But only because USA was VFDed. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 22:30, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock Template:AoED

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:58, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. And restore the category, please. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:06, 30 August 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. --Scofield & The Machine 13:10, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. And please put the category back. Aleister 4:30 29-8-'11
  5. Keep -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:33, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Really, why delete it? Mnid talk 20:56, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Keep Plus late FFW respin on the category. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:09, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:34, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. the category that goes with this template was deleted in FFW, so we might as well get rid of all of it. --Mn-z 20:58, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Mutants

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote 2005-cruft. A very, very, very long and degenerated page full of pseudo-facts that were never funny to begin with. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 13:16 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:39, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete because of mansions??? Mnid talk 20:48, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock Fagpuss

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:09, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Good enough for my tastes. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 29 August 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. If Socky tastes it, who am I to pull it out of his mouth? Aleister 16:35 30-8-'11
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think a classic children's television show deserves better than this. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 12:50 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. GTFO --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:53, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:37, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. there is a similar article at Bagpuss. I am, however, too busy, unfamiliar with the subject, and lazy to be able to tell you which one is better. --Mn-z 21:00, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  • Eh, Symbol neutral vote abstain-- Mnid talk 20:50, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:02, 31 August 2011

VFD-padlock :Category:BUTT POOP!!!!

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. I encourage Frosty to suck my black cock. Inebriated 08:48, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep Deleting this will achieve nothing. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:02, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because it's fucking used a lot or something. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:12, 28 August 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. useful category. --Mn-z 12:22, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I ate apples with Mike Tyson once... --Tophat headless 12:20, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Meh, it's a bit of Uncyc history and 'tain't hurting nobody. --Black Flamingo 20:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote BUTT POOP!!!! Mike Tyson Aleister 4:32 30-8-'11
Delete (5)
  1. Useless category is useless. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:47, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. There's nothing about poop here. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:55, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'm for removing the content from this, as it mainly pertains to Mnbvcxz' userspace. He could still use it as a category without having a category page, but that way it shouldn't show up, say, when using HotCat or something. Unless what Wikia did affects that too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:44, 28 August 2011
    Are you implying that pages in userspace should be barred from using categories? —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:29, 28 August 2011
    For a single user's userspace, that's been CSD. This contains a few other pages outside of the one user's userspace, but not many. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:37, 28 August 2011
    CSD? What's with English people and their obsession with acronyms? —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:39, 28 August 2011
    Er, speedy deletion, sorry. Criteria. Thing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:44, 28 August 2011
    Well, it's used on more than one user's userspace, a couple mainspace pages, an UnNews, and some images. And I'm sure there are much worse categories to encounter while using HotCat. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:58, 28 August 2011
    such as :Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night. Also, the category legitimately categorizes related material, unlike our various categories that don't categorize. --Mn-z 01:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Stupid meme is stupid. --Andorin Kato 07:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:36, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Possible Invalid nom the page itself is under 7 days old. However, this is the older category, Category:BUTT POOP (sic) under a different name, so one could argue that it is older than 7 days. On the other hand, when deleting a category, we are mainly voting to delete a category name, not so much the content of the category page, and there is an important difference between BUTT POOP (sic) and BUTT POOP!!!!. On the other hand, it does seem silly to wait 7 days for a category, since the name can't change. But, there is no exception in the rules exempting categories form the 7 day age requirement, so this could go either way. --Mn-z 12:22, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Do you not sometimes think that all of us on here are just a little bit odd? mAttlobster. (hello) 17:29, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
    It's a category; QA doesn't really apply to them. Once there's stuff in them, they apply to a whole lot of pages, and when there's no stuff, admins just delete them whenever as part of general maintenance. Although it's not like categories technically can be deleted anymore, anyway, something about Wikia... changing them. Remove the content, yes. But actually make them go away according to the software, not so much. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:44, 28 August 2011
    Possible Invalid validation on nomination Lyrithya voted to delete this category, therefore, it may or may not be a conflict of interest (or something!!) for her to make a decision regarding the validity of this vfd nomination. --Mn-z 20:50, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
    Possible invalid invalidation of validation on nomination - Mnbvcxz is notoriously pro-BUTT POOP and voted to keep the category, which may represent a conflict of interest for him to determine whether someone with whom he disagrees is making an invalid judgment call. --Andorin Kato 01:56, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
    Possible invalidation loop detected. Ulterior motives are omnipresent, thus no one is truly qualified to judge anything whatsoever. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 04:31, 31 August 2011
    I wonder in the history of the universe, if anyone has ever been described as "notoriously pro-BUTT POOP" before. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:33, August 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Eh, Symbol neutral vote another abstain Mnid talk 20:52, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
  • Obviously kept. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:17, 31 August 2011

VFD-padlock HowTo:Eat sand

Score: -1
Keep (6)
  1. Whoa whoa WHOA fellas! I'm rewriting this as we speak. Wait until I've submitted my first revision, THEN vote. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 00:45, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually, you know what...I rewrote this, but it still sucks. Do what you will with it. I'm too tired to finish it tonight. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 08:39, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I think this has improved, I love the image! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:29, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's better now. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:11, 29 August 2011
  4. Per Socky and Frostpuppet of an unregistered user. --Black Flamingo 20:08, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Sand. BUTT POOP!!!! Aleister 16:33 30-8-'11
  6. Fuckin butt Mnid talk 20:53, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. See for yourself. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:31, 28 August 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  How this got past ICU (even in 2007) is beyond me. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:30 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:12, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The existance is a joke, right? Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 22:50, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:34, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Voted, modified, and mostly kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:02, 31 August 2011

VFD-padlock BUTT POOP!!!!

Score: -1
Keep (8)
  1. Keep A work of sublime genius. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:40, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:43, 27 August 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote BUTT POOP!!!! I eat apples with Mike Tyson (and Oscar Wilde in Belgium). --Mn-z 15:00, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote It's... it's... beautiful. *Starts to tear up* --Tophat headless 15:24, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. So no one looks like a major tard when using the phrase. *celebratory bygawd* --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:41, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Quite frankly, this joke is only made funny by the crusade against it. Therefore, allow me to phrase my keep vote as FU SPANG. Inebriated 16:51, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For.A.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:48, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  8. AITE Mnid talk 20:55, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. According to Mnbvcxz, this version of the page is sufficiently different from the successfully VFD'd version that it can exist. I say that this in-joke is stupid, without being funny, and that it should be killed off for good. --Andorin Kato 08:21, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Old joke is old. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:23, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I 3rd Frosty's 2nd. Unfortunately, though, I feel that Kato's (and any other sensible user's) battle on this front is an uphill one, much like that of the British at Breed's Hill. It is Spocky and Mr. Mxyzptlk's baby, and they will never let it die—they will fight until the DEATH!!!! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 09:18, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah I'm with them ^. --Black Flamingo 13:26, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Never mind all the silly crusading, it's just not funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:56, 27 August 2011
  6. I can make a funnier title. Watch: WIENER PISS!!!! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:50, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
    You should create an article about that. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:35, 29 August 2011
    I think it should be about eating tangelos with Evander Holyfield and Lord Tennyson in Luxembourg. --Mn-z 21:56, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Here is the original VFD for the template. Could the keep voters explain why this vote doesn't also apply to this version of the page? --Andorin Kato 23:33, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
    • Although they are both on the subject of BUTT POOP!!!!, this is an article in mainspace, that was a template in templatespace. They also have different content, VFD does prevent re-creation of deleted content, it does not prevent a new article on the same subject from being created. Also, it is commonly believed that the VFD vote was unfair. </ironic understatement> According to our best estimations, an honest VFD vote on template:BUTT POOP would have yielded something like this. --Mn-z 00:26, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • After 75 hours, the deletion crusaders have failed to amass enough delete votes, which is a good thing, because it means they've moved on and discovered more purposeful things to do in life. Kept. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:22, 30 August 2011

VFD-padlock :Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night

Score: -8
Keep (9)
  1. Keep. Unlike BUTT POOP, this is actually funny. --Andorin Kato 07:02, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Per above. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:03, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Why does this keep getting nominated? It hasn't changed since it was last nominated. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:40, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For.FUNNY!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 08:52, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Aw, come on! --Scofield & The Machine 12:03, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Quite possibly the most useful category on Uncyclopedia. --Tophat headless 12:18, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. This category categorizes. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:51, 29 August 2011
  8. Symbol keep vote Keep. I still stand by the statement that it is worse than Category:BUTT POOP!!!!, but I after some reflection, I think its status as an established in-joke now outweighs the fact that it is a pointless category created solely for the purpose of annoying SPIKE and myself. --Mn-z 21:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol keep vote Keep for no fucking reason Mnid talk 12:31, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. much worse than Category:BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 01:38, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Excellent. I'll be the lone voice of sense, crying out here in the wilderness. That's the way I like it. I'm a Lone Wolf, bitch. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 21:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I noticed it has been over a month since I last nominated this for deletion. --Mn-z 01:38, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
I noticed that you are still trying your hardest to get rid of it and other things you don't like. But, being the kind person I am, I still want to see BUTT POOP!!!! return. Aleister 4:27 29-8-'11

Hee-hee!

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Didn't make me hee hee I'm afraid. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:13, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Murder the shit out of it. Michael Jackson's phrase was "eee-heee!", or something, anyway. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 09:49, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:40, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:33, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote HTBFANJS Mnid talk 12:29, August 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Taylor Swift

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote ' This article contains very unfunny information and isn't even complete. User:Cessna172 14:35 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete The article is comparable to her music. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:31, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Shows you what I know--I always thought Taylor Swift was a guy. All that new music stuff don't do nuthin' for me. I'll take The Beatles any day. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 03:41 August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote weak delete Interesting concept, pretty crappy execution. And this is coming from an actual Taylor Swift fan. --Scofield & The Machine 12:06, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:38, August 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • ' This article is not even funny, and seems very repetitive. User:Cessna17214:35, 28 August 2011

Lolitics

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. A terrible piece of shit that somehow escaped ICU months ago. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:01, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:54, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Is it "Luhl"-atics, "Lawl"-atics or "Loll"-atics. Either way, this article still sucks... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:43, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lol 2
Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small 'NUFF SAID.  -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:21 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Masturbate

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. It makes sense. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:54, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. This is just so... stupid. It's not funny, it's not original, and it's too short. Am I missing anything? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:54, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. There aren't even any sexy pictures to help us guys out! What a gyp! --Tophat headless 18:58, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I already know how. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:57, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Scared face EW!!! Now that's just disgusting... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:28 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote Against. per above. --Mn-z 16:01, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • File:Dooldooldool.jpg Ahh, there we go. --Tophat headless 19:04, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
    Please keep the NSFW off the official pages. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:29, 27 August 2011
    Okay, sorry. --Tophat headless 22:10, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
    But...but...it has Template:NSFW, doesn't it?!?? It's OK, then, right??? I mean, anyone who clicks on "HowTo:Wank" is sorta askin' for it, anyway, and if they don't find it there, it's a disappointment, right? Boo, Lyrithyriara. Boo, Lady-Who-Does-Not-Understand-Fun. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 23:30, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
    I was referring to the picture he posted. I changed it into a link, so you can still easily go look at it if you want, but that way it's at least off the page. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:32, 28 August 2011

Homecoming

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. This seems bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:49, 27 August 2011
  2. Funniest thing I've read all week... IN OPPOSITE LAND! --Tophat headless 18:35, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:55, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Edlete. You know, the idjit who wrote this had a spark of a good idea, somewhere at the back of his tiny brain...and then proceeded to drown it with LSD and beer. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 23:25, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:21, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal FACEPALM. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:32 August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock The substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle

Score: -3
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Way to start drama with a VFD nom, Lyrithya. Also, as a regular consumer of ketchup, I regularly struggle with the substance left at the bottom of a squeezy bottle, so bleh. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:05, 27 August 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote BUTT POOP!!!! --Mn-z 02:52, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not great but it's good enough. --Black Flamingo 13:29, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Maybe if we threaten to castrate it, it will get good enough not to get nominated again... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:44, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep Some interesting ideas. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:02, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Just not funny; what attempts there are appear little more than clichéd silliness. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:27, 27 August 2011
  2. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:40, August 28, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. The beginning and very end are really stupid, but the middle made me laugh quite a bit, so I can't decide. But as it looks like this'll be kept, I'd like it to be cleaned up a bit. --Tophat headless 15:40, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
    I nominate Magic man for the cleanup. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 23:19, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Apparently kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:39, 28 August 2011

Real Hip-Hop

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. This seems bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:46, 24 August 2011
    That would be because it is, sweet♥ ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 07:01, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Bleah! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 15:18 August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote List cruft. --Tophat headless 17:58, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Kill it with George Bush. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:34, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:02, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock Meringue

Score: 2
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's literate; it's silly; it doesn't rely on a bunch of in-jokes, randomness, or offensiveness . . . it could use work, but it's not bad. --Sloublues 20:25, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. What? --Epic! Talk! Contribs! 06:21, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote No. Just... no. --Tophat headless 18:00, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. no. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:36, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I don't feel strongly enough about this page to vote on it, but whilst it's short, it's an article full of puns. Meringue in Scotland: See, the joke is..."is it a cake or a meringue" would sound like "is it a cake, or am I wrong?" if said with a Scots brogue. (Maybe.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 05:45, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:01, August 27, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock The Minority Report

Score: 3
Keep (2)
  1. Some of it is rather amusing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:12, 27 August 2011
  2. Per Lyrithya. Time to swoop in, save it, and et cetera... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:35, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. If not delete, then a lot of fucking cleanup. Yes, I get the joke, but in the end it just makes Uncyclopedia look like a wholly offensive pile of shit. --Epic! Talk! Contribs! 06:13, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote It's like Encyclopedia Dramatica jacked off in the general direction of Uncyclopedia, and missed — but li'l spatters of splooge still managed to land here, and created this page. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 05:56, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small AGH, MY EYES!!  Somebody please get rid of it! Now! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 15:12 August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote Da fuck? --Tophat headless 18:03, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:56, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I always had a feeling that this page was a load of stupid crap. Guess I wasn't wrong. --Scofield & The Machine 17:28, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:44, 23 Aug
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I vaguely remember this being on VFD at some point during Spike's era. It was crap then and it's still crap. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 00:25 August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Hey, look! They're dropping presents! Or, are those bombs? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:38, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:59, August 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Hey, I lost my virginity whilst watching this TV show. How dare you people. Yes this article is a giant steaming turd made from a pile of smaller turds, but...tell you what: gimme three months, and I'll rewrite the shit out of it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:42, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
    What you did whilst you watched this show, doesn't count as losing your virginity. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:53, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
    But...but...she put down the eggbeaters, wiped off the daffodil purée, and said with a wink, "You're not a virgin anymore, sweetie!" ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 05:48, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock The Gay Team

Score: 2
Keep (2)
  1. I love it when a plan comes together. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
    Ha ha ha ha ha! Pun! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:50, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I love it when a plan, fucks you up the smut pipe. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:41, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote This is the one that really should go. Why? Because it's GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!! Also, it's not an in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. fuck 'em all. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:58, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Also not an in-joke. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:41, 23 Aug
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:02, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock The AAA-Team

Score: 2
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Another in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Baleet. It's pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:20, 22 Aug
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:58, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Ye Olde Unfunny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:04, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock The AAAA-Team

Score: 2
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per it being an in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 08:25 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. In-joke, obvious keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:40, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:18, 22 Aug
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. fuckery. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:57, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per it being an in-joke from 2006 that's not funny anymore. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 19:45, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's grown a full set of whiskers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:05, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock CSI: Miami

Score: 1
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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Okay, I'm really starting to get pissed here. Not only is this article a pile of shit, but it had an ICU added to it twice, only to have it removed almost immediately by the writer. Now it's to old for an ICU. So if you ask me, this article needs to be deleted, and the writer needs a good spanking. --Tophat headless 18:18, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

VFD-padlock Wasting Time

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Changed one or two things, but I think it was keepable even before that. --Epic! Talk! Contribs! 06:35, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote NO! We shall keep this one. I look into its eyes, its twin pools of limpid blue, and see my future and my past, and all things in-between; I see all my hopes and dreams and desires; I see myself; I see it, and I see its desire for me. I press my sex into it, hard, quickly, thrusting, groaning, yearning, searching. It arches its body against me, cold drops of sweat glistening on its throat, its pale white shoulders, its...


    See, now there I went and forgot to take my medication again. What I meant to say is, we're going to keep this article, because (1) it doesn't suck hard enough, and (b) we desire to continue to embarrass you with it, for all eternity. (Also, I lolled uproariously when I read the pink ping-pong ball bit.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 06:49, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Good enough to be kept. If you really want it gone, you can add it to QVFD as an author request, though. —Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:15, 25 August 2011
Delete (1)
  1. Huff. I wrote this around the time I first joined. I'm ashamed of it. Furthermore, I'm surprised that it wasn't a victim of FFW. It's just not funny. Huff it. I don't even want a userspace copy. --Andorin Kato 05:45, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. I thought some IP had vandalised this, but it turns out it'd made it better. Um. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:49, 24 August 2011
  2. I can't believe you want to delete this! mAttlobster. (hello) 21:51, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This is making my eyes bleed more than watching Jersey Shore... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:58, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Uncyclopedia needs an article that parodies the UFC and MMA in general. Unfortunately, an article that is "flypaper for IPs"...is not it.⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 06:31, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol wtf vote ????????? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 15:21 August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Crufty crufty cruft. --Scofield & The Machine 17:47, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

George Bush Themepark

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Erm... Bushcruft? --Epic! Talk! Contribs! 06:19, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Passed sell-by date some years ago. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:55, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Anything Dubya-related should be deleted (except for the actual Dubya article). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:34, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I vote delete, but of course when it comes time to count the votes, someone will challenge the count, and then we'll have a recount, and then someone will challenge the recount. Then we'll start arguing over whether Chad is pregnant or not (who ever heard of a chick named Chad?), or whether Chad has dimples (hey, I'm not saying that a dimply chick named Chad wouldn't be sorta cute, but, seriously, I've never met one). And then...Mhaille will chime in, claiming that the votes were rigged, as it's obvious that all the elderly Jewish voters meant to vote for Meringue, not this article. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 06:23, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I can see how a few years ago, this might have been vaguely funny in a cheap-shot sort of way, but now it's just Bushcruft. I don't think we really have to worry about recounts, though; we have the Supreme Court to sort things out! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 15:08 August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Hamburglar

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Ah, I mist that old ad campaign. I didn't think that was all that satirical of the Hamburglar, though. It's about as funny as that show Children's Hospital (not really at all). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:01, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Wasn't this deleted once before? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 03:31 August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:57, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. God! What is it with people not knowing how to add an image correctly? All you have to do is copy and past the code, if you don't feel like typing it! Oh, and this article is really bad. --Tophat headless 18:08, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Cueshe

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:46, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal What the hell is this mess? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 16:46 August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Dreadful attempt to spoof a Filipino band. Damn dreadful. --Scofield & The Machine 17:32, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:42, 23 Aug
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:00, August 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. What? --Tophat headless 18:11, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
  7. You know the part in the beginning that says "They are all gay."? That automatically disqualifies it from being a keepable article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:31, August 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Pesticide

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Crufty, crufty, cruft!  2005-cruft, to be exact. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 02:37 August 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Asplosionwarn Radioactive! Agh, my eyes! That was terrible to look at, and the lack of images didn't help it at all. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:28, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Meh I reverted it to a less vandalized version but it still sucks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:22, 22 Aug
  4. >.< ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:40, August 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

The AAAAA-Team

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Normally, I really don't like this sort of thing, but I'll make an exception for this. I've always thought of this as being one of the more memorable "intentionally bad" articles. Also, it's an in-joke, one that's been around here forever. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 02:36 August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:48, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Once again, my sock puppet wants to vote Symbol delete vote Delete. as well. Can he? Actually, we both want to delete The AAAA-Team and The AAA-Team as well. ARGH! IT'S A MATRYOSHKA DOLL OF INSIDE JOKES! ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us (gabble) 22:45, August 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. NoThe dog picture was funny, the title was, err, humorous, but the rest sucked. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:24, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. inside joke + internet meme + randumbo. --Mn-z 02:17, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:16, 22 Aug
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:47, August 23, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Jobnockey

Score: 2
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No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Delete. Is it vanity? Is it plain old band cruft? We may never be sure, but we can be sure that its shit pure and simple. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:55, 22 Aug
  2. According to the QVFD entry, this has now Wikipedia entry and is most likely vanity about a local band. I've never heard of 'em... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:14, August 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

I've taken the liberty of deleting this as part of the new pages QA or whatnot. In the future, please use QVFD or ICU for new pages, not VFD. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy