Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive246

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COBOL

Score: 6
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  1. An article almost as awful as its subject.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:01 Jul 05, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:27, 5 July 2011
  4. What COBOL? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:01 Jul 6 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 04:55, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Oh my, I remember taking a class on COBOL in college. I found this article mildly amusing but probably not suitable for mainspace, so I copied it to my userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:39, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Didgeridoo Hero

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Straaaaaaaight. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:57 Jul 6 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep and replace with an Expand tag. ~ Humbuck Talk 04:54, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Liiiiiiiist.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:00 Jul 05, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Gaaaaaaaay--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:27, 5 July 2011
Comments
  1. Symbol neutral vote Meh Not bad enough... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:02, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

The Three Little Pigs

Score: 5
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  1. Political commentary that would be better redirected to an UnBook of the same name.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:59 Jul 05, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As per above.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:28, 5 July 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Xamralco 22:42, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 04:53, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Dead Rising

Score: 5
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  1. Yeah, this is kinda terrible too ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk]
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kind of terrible?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:56, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Listy, crufty... Bleah! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:16 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Frank's retarded clothes. The "No Liberals" bit was funny though... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 18:32, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 04:52, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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TK Maxx

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Something something. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 5 July 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Gay Enough said.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:20, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Another variant of "my <insert here> sucks." Gas chambers at the ready... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 19:21, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal "WHAT IS DIS NINSENSE ABOUT?" I couldn't have said it better. Somebody must have really hated working for this store. I actually worked for such a place once--I would write an article on it, but it wouldn't pass UN:CM. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:14 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 09:14, 6 July 2011
  6. Vanity. Anti-random-thing article. Lists. So many reasons why it should get canned. ~ Humbuck Talk 04:50, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Bill Richardson

Score: 7
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  1. Putting it to a vote instead of doing the honors myself. ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk]
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too short and random.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:34, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:55, 5 July 2011
  4. Asplosionwarn Radioactive! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 19:12, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  It starts out good, but quickly descends into irredeemable randomness. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:08 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Redirect to that article about ponies by Dexter. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. I got past the picture before deciding. But not by much. ~ Humbuck Talk 04:49, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Peter Jackson

Score: 6
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  1. It's kinda really shitty, but somehow I feel others might disagree. ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk]
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uh no.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:35, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:55, 5 July 2011
  4. Per, err, never mind. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 19:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Detonate vote C4.  It needs to go away. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:18 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 04:47, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Dr. Seuss

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  1. And this, should we keep this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:18, 5 July 2011
  2. No Jackofspades (talk) 08:43, 5 July 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unless there is a Madonna in the house willing to adopt it, this should go-go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:22, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  lol wut? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:33 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 17:08, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uh, what the hell did I just read?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Shove the cat in the hat, put the hat in a bag and tie, then throw the bag in the river. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 18:51, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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The 4400

Score: 5
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  1. This has an expired fix. Is it worth keeping? Based on the article, I couldn't even figure out what it was. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:15, 5 July 2011
  2. No Jackofspades (talk) 08:43, 5 July 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. User 'Nacky' has long gone so I doubt if any other contributor will want to build on this. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:14, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote ??? It has to be about something... Good luck figuring out what it is, though. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:06 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Sometimes, these get too tedious to finish. Now I see the importance of images... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 19:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • This is presumably about the TV show The 4400. I've never watched it, so I can't tell how spot-on this article is. I don't see much humor in the parts of the article I skim, though. --Sloublues 13:18, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

List of Sonic Characters Nobody's Ever Heard Of

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I remember seeing this on VFD quite some time ago, and it was kept, perhaps for good reason. This page needs cleanup, not deletion. --Scofield & Friends 10:58, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I dunno. Normally, I would vote to get rid of this (in fact, I had a really nice joke about Badger Badger Badger already typed up for it), but Aleister made a good point in the previous nom. Besides, I think this version looks more polished than the old VFD'd version, which isn't very old. I say revert to a previous version and protect from IPs--and somebody who knows anything at all about the subject should decruft it post-haste (I think it's about a porcupine and a badger with multiple tails or something). -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:28 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not like it's gonna matter, though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 5 July 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is a dead give away that this is another shitty list, but its not funny and poorly formatted at best. So yeah fuck this ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:51, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:10, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Plan 9 from Outer Space... ...is better than this. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 03:54, 5 July 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 04:51, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that thankfully fully flags its crap content well in advance. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Lacking subject, lacking approach, lacking writing style; just generally lacking. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:38, 5 July 2011
  8. Symbol delete vote Kerkill There is nothing remotely worth keeping about this.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:56 Jul 05, 2011
  9. Not want -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:14, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse! H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5
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  1. Keep. You know you want to... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I don't really know what the hell this is. I thought someone might want to save it.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:09, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Nope. Jackofspades (talk) 02:33, 5 July 2011
  3. Fails spectacularly to live up to the awesome title --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:34, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Punny title. Too bad the article sucked. ~ Humbuck Talk 04:50, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Merge the one line joke with the existing Descartes article? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:19, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. What Romartus said. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:42, 5 July 2011
  7. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:59, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Article has evolved significantly since voting, this vote is thus invalidated; re-submit if you feel it's still huffable. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Category:New World Order scum

Score: 5
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  1. Calling things New World Order scum isn't funny in the first place. Spamming it across pages just makes it less funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 12:27, 4 July 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 14:56, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Republicans and Democrats are on the list, but I must vote "death." --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:42, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think this category is redundant with Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night --Mn-z 21:43, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:44, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Eh, who cares --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:33, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:56, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Duh. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:06, 5 July 2011
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  1. Originally doomed by an expired vanity tag, this article's deletion has been contested by its author, so instead I bring it here. I still hold that this is vanity, vanity, vanity, and not even an in-joke, but the article of an in-joke.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:25 Jul 03, 2011
  2. !DED! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:57, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What for? The preceding unsigned comment was added by XDshempXD (talk • contribs)
Comments
  • Keptflicted by Lyrithya. Damnit! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:30, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Maldives H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. OP is being a whiney fag. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:45, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I mean, it's ain't great. But it ain't atrocious either. Needs love. ~ Humbuck Talk 01:20, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:57, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Skully reverted someone blanking this page. If Skully had bothered actually reading it, though, he would've realized reverting anything at all would be a pure waste of time. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:35, 30 June 2011
  2. Per above. To the Gulag! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:49, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Sanitize.  Needs decontamination. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:26 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. What Socky said, but not in a hilarious Belgian accent. --Black Flamingo 22:42, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept, apparently. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:17, 5 July 2011

🔒 Vegetable Photographer of the Year H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Weakling of a keep. Some pics captions are not so bad, and that's the kind of article that would appeal to younger lads (like 12) so... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:58, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Could use some more text, but it has some value, I think. ~ Humbuck Talk 14:58, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Heh --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:43, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Expired tag - worth keeping?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:29 Jul 03, 2011
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Mabel Bush

Score: 4
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  1. Expired tag - worth keeping?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:25 Jul 03, 2011
  2. Not really. ~ Humbuck Talk 14:59, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. Get rid of it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:56 July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Another "My Town Sucks" article. Shall we? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 17:58, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Angry Huffed Article H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't think it's bad enough. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:09, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. The sock has it. Jackofspades (talk) 21:00, 1 July 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Why are you doing this to it? WHY????!!!! --Scofield & Friends 13:45, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Fuck it. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:14, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Redirect page H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Obvious Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:45, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. looks like what it is about. --Mn-z 14:25, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Not being able to understand a joke is not the best reason to delete it. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:55, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above useres. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 19:04, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Hurr Jackofspades (talk) 21:01, 1 July 2011
  6. Symbol keep vote <Insert some humorous redirect related keep reason here> --Tophat headless 03:29, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I don't get it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 06:43, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I get it, but I still think it's useless. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:08, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Shoop Da Woop

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  1. A deletion survivor, but I really can't find anything in there that should justifiably exist. --Black Flamingo 02:39, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Whoa! The start wasn't that bad, but the formatting nightmare at the end... Did someone put the ICU on that thing to warn the author? Delete if there were no answer. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:45, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. KILLIT! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:46, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ugh Jackofspades (talk) 06:29, 2 July 2011
  5. *vomits up his intestines* --Roman Dog Bird 19:01, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Hetalia: Axis Powers

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  1. IPs are destroying this article, and I don't think it can recover, since it is mostly IP written vandalized. I'll finish my rewrite sooner or later. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:59, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Didn't seem so bad at first, but it did get pretty tiresome. --Black Flamingo 02:39, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. As per BF. Some fuck-ups in the first few sections, I have nothing against a list when needed, but not like this. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:50, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 04:13, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Lists. ~ Humbuck Talk 17:31, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Can we create protect this from IP adresses too? They got really mad when I nominated this (and it's pretty funny too). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 18:12, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Puppy Huffing

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  1. *sigh* unfunny and based on something unfunny. Jackofspades (talk) 23:10, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Opposite of Kitten Huffing. Walmartchinaflag Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag 23:36, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Puppy Huffing is toxic. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:09, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote I would sleep better at night knowing that this practice was abolished. Pup 12:28 02 Jul '11
  5. Delete. I like pissing my time away reading from top-to-bottom an article that people say sucks. Kind of a "Don't do that" thing or "Don't be sad, there are worse than your articles." This is one of these instances. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:41, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I actually really like the original kitten huffing, but man, this thing sucks. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:32 July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:Life With The Grues

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  1. Symbol delete vote Feed it to the grues. This seems pretty bad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:47, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Feed Socky to the grues Jackofspades (talk) 23:03, 1 July 2011
    Yes, please. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 1 July 2011
  4. Give the grues to the Iranians. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:05, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yawn. ~ Humbuck Talk 17:28, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The concept is decent, but the execution is horrible. It might work if someone extended the scientist's thoughts on each of four days instead of having several days with just one-liners. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:36 July 3, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Cookbook

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  1. It's a bunch of listy subpages! Hurray!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:32 Jul 01, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:58, 1 July 2011
  3. Should've been QVFD'd, if you ask me. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:06, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Cook at 451 degrees . ~ Humbuck Talk 17:27, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination

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  1. Say what? Also, maybe we should reconsider some of our Featured UnBooks, just possibly maybe.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:29 Jul 01, 2011
  2. Agreed. Jackofspades (talk) 20:57, 1 July 2011
  3. Bah. --Black Flamingo 02:43, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per BlackFlamingo. ~ Humbuck Talk 17:26, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Orgasm H D Oldvfd

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  1. This just had a significant section that was cyberbullying that had lasted for about 3 months because the page is so bad that nobody wants to look at it. Pup 03:15 30 Jun '11
  2. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  Wow... That's bad. The article itself (not the concept) has so much potential. Maybe it should be IP-protected so it isn't recreated like another Final Fantasy. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:28 June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Blimey... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:17, 1 July 2011
  4. That was stupid... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:58, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Redirected to something else. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:41, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Foast

Score: 5
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  1. Not even cowbell can save this now.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:09 Jun 30, 2011
  2. What.... the fuck. ~ Humbuck Talk 01:21, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Asplosionwarn Radioactive! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:51, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that's in a sad little world of its own. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:53, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Flamethrower.  It took me forever to actually figure out what the definition of the word supposedly is. Now that I know what it means, it's probably better that the word doesn't really exist. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:11 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. per being mainspaced by the Jew or something!! --Mn-z 23:23, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. poetry Shrooms Jello Shrooms 23:54, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Stub, a shameless theme copypasta and not at all funny either. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:21, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is gayer than Mr. Winkler. -crowd boos-- --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:01, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. yettie wrote it and mordillo mainspaced it what the fuck --Roman Dog Bird 20:05, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote VFD: a webpage giving away free nominations in return for a) crappy articles b) referring freinds to do the same  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:06 Jun 30, 2011
  5. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:14, 30 June 2011
  6. Yawn.Humbuck Talk 01:19, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. This rabbit has the runs. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:25, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mordillo may have mainspaced it, but it's still a mess. He's not really around anymore to share his opinion, so it probably doesn't make any difference now. Yettie hasn't been around for a while, either. I do wish we could stop losing good people... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:24 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
    If you want to summon Yettie, all you need to do is edit his talkpage. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:33, 1 July 2011
  9. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Search box

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  1. Actually, on my screen, the search box is in the almost exact opposite direction as the arrow is pointing... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:04, 30 June 2011
  2. Least informative article ever.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:07 Jun 30, 2011
  3. KILLIT!!! KILLIT NOW!!! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:09, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. If someone changed the graphic to point in the right direction, I'd change my vote. But I'm way too lazy to do the work myself. ~ Humbuck Talk 01:17, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:26, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  It's up there! (see comment) -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:05 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Dukenburg

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  1. This had some lovely template evasion in 2006. Beyond that, there's nothing interesting here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:29, 30 June 2011
  2. NRV. Pup 11:56 30 Jun '11
  3. DEAD. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:03, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Template evasion, how I shall miss thee... not.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 20:08 Jun 30, 2011
  5. Delete.Humbuck Talk 01:16, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not only is non-notable, it's just another "My hometown sucks" article. I feel sorry for so many people who hate where they live. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:30 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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America's Funniest Home Videos

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  1. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:23, 30 June 2011
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  1. It's a giant list... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:20, 30 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:51, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. Plural. ~ Humbuck Talk 01:15, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listing badly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote My eyes! Jackofspades (talk) 21:02, 1 July 2011
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Torture Squad: Relish the Pain!

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  1. Just not funny... and also poor and abandoned and ripe for making... ah, disappear. But I never said that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:13, 30 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The English translation of the deleted French page. Pup 12:22 30 Jun '11
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 30 June 2011
  4. No --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 20:05, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 01:14, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  I almost VFD'd this a few months ago, but decided against it when I saw it was from the French Uncyc (I thought those were somehow protected). -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:22 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Certainly not funny in English either. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Big H D Oldvfd

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  1. Keep. Did a little playing with the code and while it's not identical in output gives a similar result, and allows for partial increases. (1 < 1.5 < 2). <big> is not supported by HTML 5. This now will work in pure CSS 3 and HTML 5 now. Pup 11:50 30 Jun '11
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  1. This uses a font tag and according to Spang, won't work using non-deprecated tags. Seeing as font isn't technically supported anymore, we should probably do something with this so people quit using it. On that note, anyone have a better idea than just deleting it? Because that was my best one. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:06, 30 June 2011
  2. Wow, this is stupid. Learn how to style, people.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 08:10 Jun 30, 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Provided a bot can fix up the close to 1,000 uses of this template. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:48, 30 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. on condition that somebody replace this template with correct code. --Mn-z 23:25, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This wouldn't be the same <big> tag that is still widely in use, would it? I'm confused... I can't figure out what {{Big}} actually does. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:45 June 30, 2011 (UTC)
    <big> still works. See? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:48, 30 June 2011
  • This is transcluded in a lot of pages, albeit mostly user talk pages, forums, and userspace pages. Including, admittedly, about 40 of mine. If we're deleting the template then I'd suggest changing every page that it's transcluded on. Pup 11:54 30 Jun '11
  • I'm arbitrarily declaring that PotR deleted this and this case is closed. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:15, 1 July 2011

Dead People - Q&A

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Plasma Shotgun.  Unfunny, crufty old article that doesn't live up to current standards. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 14:23 June 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Give it to the Iranians. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:19, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 03:41, 30 June 2011
  4. Meh. I saw an idea, but I shall retain it in my brain for potential further use. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:13, 30 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nadgers. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:30, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Too many templates H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote In userspace usage. If you check the "what links here," there are several userpages that have this template on them. I agree that it is pointless for articles, but userspace cruft never hurt anyone--at least not that I've heard of. Maybe it should be sent to the author's userspace, de-categorized and redirected from there. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:06 June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I lol'd and userspace it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote userspace -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 10:07, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Very useful template. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 30 June 2011
  5. Keep What use is something on Uncyclopedia is not really the point. What is the point? There isn't one - which is the point, which therefore sort of means there is. You get my point though don't you? Oh fuck off. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:49, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do we actually need a template that tells us there are too many templates on a page? I mean, yes, it's self-aware and all, but still.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:24 Jun 28, 2011
  2. Instead of adding a template to tell other people to remove some templates people could... I dunno, remove some templates? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:27, 28 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:40, 28 June 2011
  4. I've only seen this on ONE userpage. Ever. Euthanize it. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:22, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Its a unfunny joke. Walmartchinaflag Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag 11:01, June 29, 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. colored box of canned humor. --Mn-z 02:10, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. I hate this template with a passion. It practically encourages users to continue adding nonsensical templates. Every use I've ever seen use of this is a page that looks like it's been vandalised. Pup 12:00 30 Jun '11
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Who killed JFK

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  1. Came across this glittering turd while I was doing a little housework BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) Jun 28, 10:12
  2. Naw, JFK's livin' with Elvis, and Hitler's head is in a jar... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:21, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Bye bye. --Black Flamingo 21:55, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So who killed JFK? Let's see: Hitler, Mr. Potato Head, Ronald McDonald and the Enterprise NX-01 all did it together... Is it just me, or did we already know this? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:56 June 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Tom and Jerry

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  1. Just...what? Jackofspades (talk) 01:52, 28 June 2011
  2. this is a disgrace --Roman Dog Bird 04:57, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I thought this was why we had QA... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:41, 28 June 2011
  4. Killit --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:48, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Let this badly formatted nonsense (bad joke ahead) chase the mouse into the metaphorical fold-out ironing board. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:19, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Too bad, Tom and Jerry could be the subject of a great article. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 03:49, June 29 2011
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HowTo:Force_guys_at_your_school_to_ask_you_to_the_prom

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is awful. Awful awful awful. Not one single redeeming line in the whole thing. It sounds like someone read our HowTos and tried to follow the formula, but failed miserably at every turn.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:49 Jun 27, 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Pulverize and don't look back. Also, lists. ~ Humbuck Talk 17:53, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:22, 27 June 2011
  4. good golly miss molly --Roman Dog Bird 01:20, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yeah --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:48, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote Comment.This was one of the last articles Zana Dark was working on to improve before she got the ban. So now we'll never know if it was salvageable. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:37, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Ronaldo (The Fat One)

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  1. Delete I'm thinking of writing a page on the two Ronaldos (and how they are really the same player) so I'd like it if turds like this were cleared away. Shrooms Jello Shrooms 15:52, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. I hate this kind of blatant "fat people are fat and ghey" type stuff. Shoot on sight. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:06 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Seconded. Or thirded. But "thirded" sounds dumb and a bit like "turd," which brings us back to this article. ~ Humbuck Talk 16:30, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:23, 27 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Usually, I QVFD my bad ideas, like euthanizing a puppy. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 21:17, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Wilhelm Frick

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Utter nonsense from a single contributor about one of Hitler's cronies. I don't have enough knowledge or interest in the subject to write about it, so I tagged this for a rewrite a few months ago. Nobody's touched it, so I think it might just be one of those subjects where nearly every attempt to parody it falls flat. Thus, I say we put it out of its misery. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:01 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yep. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 06:08, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:01, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. And it looked so sensible from an aesthetic end. Well, relatively speaking. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:40, 28 June 2011
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Willie Nelson

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  1. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:56, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yep Jackofspades (talk) 02:57, 27 June 2011
  3. Symbol Detonate vote DETONATE!!  Genitalia cruft. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:43 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Destroy.Humbuck Talk 13:11, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  5. How ya doin', Tex? --Roman Dog Bird 01:25, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
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