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Diane Sawyer

Score: 6
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  1. The formatting is ugly, the writing style is annoying, and it's not particularly funny. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us (TalkContribsCUN) 22:38, Jun. 26, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 23:10, 26 June 2011
  3. No --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:37, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Scared face It's so bad it's scary. KILL IT. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:44 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Torch it. Humbuck Talk 13:08, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  NOW! --Scofield & Friends 16:10, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
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List of animals that don't exist, but should

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I could really fix this up and make this into a better article. Who's with me? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:14, 26 June 2011
If this is a delete you can have it I'm sure, but seriously This faggotry has gone on long enough ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:22, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This faggotry ends now --~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 03:30, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. No --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:47, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. yup --Roman Dog Bird 04:39, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Some of these could probably be moved to the bestiary, but most of them are just dumb and picking them out just... ugh. Maybe Lollipop'll be willing? *looks at him hopefully* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:41, 26 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 23:09, 26 June 2011
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Chris Crocker

Score: 3
Keep (2)
  1. Keep Maybe we have to keep some articles like this to please the 12 year old who are visiting the site, hooking them like crack. Plus, this buffoon is an Internet phenomenon. Not tyhat I find it hilarious, rest assured. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:53, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. But only if Meep does that thing he suggested. Hi Meep! --Black Flamingo 11:31, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. No This one gets the paddle because it smells like vanity and needs to take a shower. Bad, bad article. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:20, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Although, pot and kettle. mAttlobster. (hello) 07:44, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. if not the whole article, then at least that quote section please --Roman Dog Bird 20:23, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Best lost it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:48, 26 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. *pukes blood* --Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:04, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Replace I say that if it is deleted we just replace the page with the iconic image, captioned beneath in big whiny text with "Leave Chris Crocker alone!!!", and maybe some of that jazz. Or not. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:24, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
    That would work (if this discussion doesn't reach a consensus or if it survives the vote). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:48, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 The Battle of Chickens H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. See Romartus in the comments. He rewrote it all and it's good! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:56, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. Me likey the tapestry. And the article wasn't excessively hurting anyone. --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:27, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. We can delete this next year. It's not too terrible now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:48, 26 June 2011
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  1. I sure saw a lot of randomized crap in there. Flush the commode please... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:52, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. It's a Final Fantasy wacky war. No other words need be spoken. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:04 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I removed some crap and added lines. Perhaps it could stay now as it isn't a bad article as such. I liked the tapestry. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:41, June 24, 2011 (UTC)


Chowder (cartoon character)

Score: 4
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  1. This show got cancelled for a reason, and the article is about as random as the character. How did Harry Potter references get mixed up in this? I can't find a better version either; it's pretty much the same across the board (except for spellchecking). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:29, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. yup, this show sucked balls --Roman Dog Bird 23:40, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Awesomely bad. --Black Flamingo 11:29, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:45, 26 June 2011
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The Civolutionary War

Score: 3
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  1. Another fictional war article I found while searching terms involving highly-deletable articles. Puns are the only funny things in this article, and they weren't the funniest (or most numerous, for that matter). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 23:04, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Bad enough for me. --Black Flamingo 11:39, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Just not funny, and really ugly to boot. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:46, 26 June 2011
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🔒 Windows Hitler H T D Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sure, it's awful in parts, and okay in parts, but there's a lot of it. Someone or a few someone's did lots of work on this page, and trimning and editing are better honor them more than huffing it. Aleister 23:09 21-6-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Maybe revert to this version? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:45, 22 June 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Revert back to an old version. Not quite delete-worthy. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:05, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Reverted to the version Sockster found, which is much better. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:52, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is awful. --Scofield & Friends 15:41, June 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can't decide if this is Windows Hitler or Windows Seven. Pick a redirect and attempt to call the party again. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:19, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Someone spent a lot of work on this piece of shit" is not a valid reason to keep. It's still shit.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 14:10 Jun 22, 2011
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. I dunno... It's very crufty, but the images are decent. As Aleister said, some parts of it are good... I shall leave this to a more qualified individual. And I find that I am usually explaining Windows to the Geek Squad, so by that I mean less qualified. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:52 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • As for the reversion thing, I did check the revision history of this page, but these older versions are still full of pretty flat and obvious jokes. I don't see much of a keeper or a decent parody here. --Scofield & Friends 13:10, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Actually, the pictures I liked the best were deleted in the revert... I really liked the "Version 3.1 7.0" one. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:24 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Bring the pictures back! mAttlobster. (hello) 07:10, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • This seems kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:13, 25 June 2011

Russian Mafia

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random stuff about Nazi Mel Gibson and predictable lines like "They're coming for YOU!!" It may as well have been called "Noob Mafia." -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:47 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think "von" is a stereotypical Russian's name. If you're going to use stereotypes of powerful Russians, please get them right. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:57, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny paragraphs, unfunny lists, unfunny non-existent pics. The subject could be good though. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:59, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. What or who are 'Swedish Russians'? Rest of it was thrown against the wall to see what sucked. All of it. Randumbski. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:25, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:A UTP: Dating Adverts From Hyrule

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

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  1. Vile memeism. I detest this horrible stuff, and the amount of sex jokes in this article outweigh the amount of humo(u)r in this article. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:44, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Sterilize.  The sex jokes don't even qualify as jokes. I'd say the author desperately needed a hit of espresso. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:56 June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:20, 24 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. YUCK!!! --Scofield & Friends 07:58, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:29, 24 June 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Vape & Rebake Concept could work, but you gotta keep it Zelda. Otherwise it's a yuky doody that reads too much like real personals might horrifically do. "You gotta do the cooking by the book. You know you can't be lazy". --MEEPsigKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGESTALK) 20:32, June 24, 2011 (UTC)

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Tube

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh, sweet Jesus. I know you may think of me as biased against all these Under/Overground articles but really, this is utter garbage and we already have London Overground which I cleaned up a bit a while ago. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:59, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote Err, what? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:00, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I don't think I've ever seen something so uneffectively random whilst still remaining largely on-topic... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:24, 24 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:30, 24 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Should be thrown in front of the next passing train. I think Rudy Giuliani got in the wrong carriage. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:32, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:New STPMO test

Score: 9
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  1. Symbol delete vote ????????????????????????????????? What the fuck is this random shit?????? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:39, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like an aborted idea. Should go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:46, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redundant redundancy. Don't we already have a template like this but cleaner? -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 08:55, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wut? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:58, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unless somebody can tell me why we need this. --Scofield & Friends 13:08, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:17, 23 June 2011
  7. Symbol delete vote Disrespectful to templates.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:59, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol wtf vote Hilariously Bad. This ED-cruft actually made me laugh at how awful it is. That's worthy of inclusion in my userspace hall of shame! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:11 June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  9. STPMO must mean bad formatting ahead. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:58, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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Dsmvwlng

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Kp. Nt tht bd. You ctlly hv t thnk. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:00, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol Burninate vote BRNNT.  Writing an article without vowels doesn't really make it funny; just unreadable. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:21 June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. nt fnny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:53, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. More suited to wackypedia or illogicopedia. Not sure which. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:07, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lacks vowels. Also lacks humour or any real concept or even, really, readability. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:16, 23 June 2011
  5. Yet another butchering of the English language. It's worse than leetspeak... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 02:55, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:A UTP: Link Gets Pregnant and Dies

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. pregnancy related. --Mn-z 00:17, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. More YouTube Poop nonsense. These stupid memecruft articles are only funny on rare occasions (the same goes for YTP videos that are well edited). I thought humo(u)r was supposed to make a person laugh? That was pretty unfunny with no satirical purpose. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 19:46, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. no comment --Roman Dog Bird 20:21, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Roman Dog Baron Jackofspades (talk) 22:47, 24 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes please. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:06, June 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Pregnancybaron --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:59, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Yet another Zelda-cruft article. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:37 June 25, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Burn, but don't delete the images yet. I need them. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:51, June 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I hope Wilytank won't mind me using his template, but Ugh Ugh. The Philips CD-i creates so much fodder for junk articles around here... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:48 June 25, 2011 (UTC)
    I do love watching these things get deleted. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:04, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Cremation Museum

Score: 4
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. This thing is so random, I had to keep checking the (incorrect) title to actually see what I was reading about. "Cremation" somehow becomes "Creation," the museum "is an idiot" (Symbol wtf vote ...), and Hitler runs it for Emperor Palpatine. How this monstrosity escaped QVFD is beyond me. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:38 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Cremate  What was that filth? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:23, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambling, and looks to be part of a broken series, from the redlink in the article. More ranty than funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 09:03, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doesn't recover from confusing 'creation' with 'cremation' for no obvious comic effect. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:34, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
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Α&Ω

Score: 4
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  1. I assume this was only written for a specific purpose that Uncyclopedia wasn't made for. Whoever made this was either horny or bored. Possibly both. I dunno. I found no comedic value there. Also, a(n) wizard IP did it in 2005. So, I say Symbol delete vote Delete. to clear server space in this long, rambling speech. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:13, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ThumbsDown Flush. Needs immediate burnination. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:46 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I'm totally serious when I say this is TOO explicit for my tastes. I just think something this explicit has no comedic value at all. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 23:54 June 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:38, June 23, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Emotional rescue H D Oldvfd

Score: 2
Keep (3)
  1. I have mercy again. I think it's a poignant read, although not ROFL funny. A pic or 2 would do it justice. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:52, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Mattsnow. This could be worked up into a really good page. Go, Matt, go. I added two pics. Not a bad article now, but needs work. Aleister 13:26 19-6-'11
I am unfortunately an asshole at expressing my emotions, and am therefore inapt to write anything about Emotional rescue, since I'd need it myself. :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:35, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I kinda like it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 22 June 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. What? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:05, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can see some sort of an idea here, but otherwise this is just some stupid psychologists-turn-knights adventure which doesn't even spoof the medieval legends nicely. --Scofield & Friends 12:29, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Is it Freudian, or is it Frasierian? I can't see it as being either one of those, since in either case, it would at least vaguely make sense. Redirect to rape or some-such. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:59 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Vigilance. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:11, 19 June 2011
  5. No --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:22, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Mehkept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:55, 22 June 2011

🔒 Invisible Mosquitos H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not random any more, the quote was the main random thing. Oscar Wilde isn't very smart sometimes. So I've edited, put back one of the original pics and caption, but won't do much more on this unless paid by the cabal who are again late with their check thank you very much. Aleister 11:39 17-6-'11
Delete (2)
  1. Well, the template is right. This is really random, and not really a good sort, either. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:16, 17 June 2011
  2. Umm, what is that? Oh wait, get the flyswatter. Smite lightning Smack! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 14:52, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:43, 22 June 2011

🔒 Responsibility Land H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Erm, I didn't think it was that bad. In fact, I liked it. Yup. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:06, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Wha? This is a great idea, and the page isn't bad at all at all. Needs some work, but farrrrrr from VFD quality imnho. Wha? Aleister 13:08 19-6-'11
  3. Keep I like this. This shouldn't be deleted. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:24, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. If anybody's willing to make this concept work. --Scofield & Friends 10:35, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
    Check it out again, I spouted fake ink on it. Aleister 23:11 21-6-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 22 June 2011
  6. Keep Also, 2007-cruft is definitely not a thing.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 03:32, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2007 cruft and not funny --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:39, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning Smite. 2007-cruft indeed. It would be QVFD'd today. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:52 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Vigilance. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:07, 19 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Will not be improved. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:45, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
    Has been improved, maybe enough for a keeper. Aleister 10:48 21-6-'11
  6. No --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:15, June 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
Elapsed time: 8828 hours LOLOLOLOL --Roman Dog Bird 05:26, June 22, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 The typing impaired teenager H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep You see? We need to raise awareness about this topic. Yet, it could use some list removal and a move to a more less typing impaired title. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:26, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It wasn't total crap. What's the deletion policy these days? Anything that a single person, with their single world view, finds unfunny? No, seriously. I dunno. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:12, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
    I think that's pretty much the gist of it. The community aspect comes into play with the voting part of VFD. That way, one person's opinion won't trump the rest of the site. I think everybody's nominated at least one article where they ended up being the only user to dislike it. In the case of QVFD, only week-old or newer rubbish articles are nommed there (see my quotes page for some examples). If an admin agrees, it is deleted on the spot. Otherwise, it gets an ICU tag. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:52 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Cool. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:50, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote BuRn1n473!!!  The "stripper" picture is the only thing worth keeping here. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:24 June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nothing.... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:05, 19 June 2011
Comments
  • Kept. No consensus reached here. --ChiefjusticeWii 11:21, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Roger Bruce "Willis" Chaffee

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. I am merciful this morning. It's not too bad at all actually. And since it's short, no need for sections. And a couple of red links in an article is actually a good thing. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:47, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. What? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:17, 19 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It looks like the only thing that saved it from QVFD was its length. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:05 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Too long? I think this article is pretty short, and unformatted (other than a picture and some Bruce Willis and/or Oscar Wilde quotes). --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:45, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
    Maybe not too long, but most of the stuff I see on QVFD is a paragraph or less. Articles of this length usually get an ICU instead of a QVFD from me. But yeah, I probably would have made an exception for this one. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:37 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This is too long. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:14, 19 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad. --Scofield & Friends 10:33, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Pt-br:Garça

Score: 4
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  1. This could very well be the greatest article on Earth, the problem is I don't know this language. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 12:10, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like it's written in Portuguese. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:38, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unless someone can explain exactly why it's in the English version of Uncyc, I say get rid of it. While the one mentioned below is quite good, this one isn't even in the same area code as Unregistered User. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:29 June 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Mattsnow. --Scofield & Friends 10:36, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. You wanna see the greatest other-language article on earth? Just look at the pics, and link on the captions. Should have been featured lonnnngggggg ago, imnho. Aleister 12:58 19-6-'11
    Oh, now I get that Quetzalcoatl thing or whatever it is. You're right, "gibber gibber gibber gibber gibber gibber Mexican Air Force gibber gibber gibber Felipe Calderon gibber gibber" is actually quite hilarious (though I can't really tell the joke properly). It really took some skill to put that together, I'm just wondering if it's real language or just Lorem Ipsum-type gibberish. One of us should VFH it one of these days. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:29 June 20, 2011 (UTC)

Gary Dicker

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Gary F-ing Oak.  Football and Pokeymans; everybody's two favorite things rolled together into one random package. Fun for the whole family. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:06 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Hi, random stuff that apparently has very little to do with the guy... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:11, 19 June 2011
  3. delete. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:15, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's based on a real guy, but makes too feeble an attempt to make fun of him, and is unlikely to be improved. --Scofield & Friends 10:46, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'd like to hear from someone who knows who this guy is. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:05, June 19, 2011 (UTC)

Invader Zim

Score: 6
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  1. I think it's time I stuck my neck out and said that this PoS should be replaced with my shiny new one Jackofspades (talk) 22:05, 18 June 2011
  2. as long as we delete what's there, i'm cool with that (this show is for faggots) --Owns the whole series on DVD 22:27, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate  the old one, Symbol for vote Feature Jack's version! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:46 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Per TSF. --Tophat headless 02:04, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Per above's per above. Oh, and edit protect it from IPs. I just hate it when they ruin articles... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:49, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Yup. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:11, 19 June 2011
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Lili (Tekken)

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote Bleah!  Gamecruft, and lots of it. Mostly random nonsense. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:20 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Sucks. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:19, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote NEXT! --Scofield & Friends 10:39, June 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Thomas and Friends

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No doubt this is the biggest dick magnet on the site its really stupid and full of jokes about penis size. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:34, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Incinerate. Wow, that's quite awful. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:49 June 19, 2011 (UTC) 08:49, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Cruft. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:06, 19 June 2011
  4. I'm just too lazy to read it all, but that looks bad. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 10:16, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. this joke has gone on long enough --Roman Dog Bird 19:07, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Peanuts

Score: 5
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  1. What? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:28, 19 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What indeed. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 06:30, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The first few sentences show promise, but then it strays way too far into randumbo territory. It is essentially a good, but undeveloped concept. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:44 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. delete. It will be missed. Where do you find all this crap? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:14, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It's a bit, you know, generic. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:09, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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This is not Sparta

Score: 7
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Vigilance and very very very very very very very crap --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:42, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. That sucks ass Snowflake mini Mattsnow 09:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Neither is where it's going. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:21 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Bloody hell. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:08, 19 June 2011
  5. This is poor. -- Hindleyite Converse 11:03, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is not worth it. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:42, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote I refuse to read this whole thing. But from what I did read I can tell it's carp. --Tophat headless 23:08, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Nelson Mandela's Bathroom H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Well written, referenced cleverly in other articles. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:39, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. If it's good enough for Mandela when he has to go to the bathroom, who am I to put itching powder on his toilet paper? Aleister 11:49 15-6-'11
  3. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:08, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky diplomacy in wacky war style? The pictures don't seem to add anything to the article, and it doesn't seem to really go anywhere. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:17 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Mild Delete. Should not get away without several improve tags at the very least.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:31, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Blah blah blah... Random. Any questions? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:35, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Well-written, it's just that the concept seems rather weak to me. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:19 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  • This is one of NoNamesLeft early attempts. Just shows that polishing and more polishing help a page, and a fast and good writer can maybe grow with his experience here on VFD and go back to work on such pages. Aleister 3:36 16-6-'11
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:51, 19 June 2011

🔒 Bureau for Editing Time Itself H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (3)
  1. Weak keep. I like the concept, but execution is lacking. I'm not planning on improving it though, so feel free to ignore this vote. Pup 09:31 15 Jun '11
  2. Last time one or two people out of dozens said improve, others, like The Thinker implied "masterpiece". Aleister 12:10 15-6-'11
    I have a good idea for this article. Maybe I could rewrite it?--White Toaster Talk - Contributions 16:02, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Symbol keep vote What are you kidding? I love this thing. Even the hexadecimal translates.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:31 Jun 15, 2011
    The page you see is not the article up for voting. CandidToaster put up a totally different article, which is a very good page but it doesn't really have to use the same name as the old article which many people like (see its first VFD nom for comments) Aleister 3:32 16-6-'11
    Oh. Wow. Someone should really do something about that.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 05:01 Jun 16, 2011
  3. Keep Why is this nominated? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:49, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Also voted on the wrong version; if you still think this version should be kept, unstrike this. or put in a new vote or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:04, 16 June 2011
Delete (4)
  1. Keep and improve, they said last time. It hasn't been improved. Still sucks, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:34, 15 June 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Since the article itself suggests we delete it, why should we disappoint it? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:25 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    I'm confused... I hereby vote to Symbol delete vote Delete. all versions including the latest one, with the exception of CandidToaster's much better rewritten one. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:16 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stub it out. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:12, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm not impressed. --Scofield & Friends 07:26, June 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. In the spirit of editing time itself, The Thinker's comment last time: "KEEP I'd make improvements very sparingly. This is almost Houdini-like; Uncyc's own version of performance art. THINKER approves. --THINKER 3 February 2008" (Aleister 12:12 15-6-'11)
  2. All I know is that I love CandidToaster's rewrite, before it was reverted. If this whole thing is nuked, I propose the rewrite be reinstated to a separate article. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:18 June 19, 2011 (UTC)!
  • Kept. And the toaster's one is on another name already. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:51, 19 June 2011

🔒 Anaconda Plan H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (4)
  1. Took the unusual first step of reverting it, this time to the last edit by the original author. Added pics, and will clean up and edit a bit more, but it's actually fine as is right now, imnho. Aleister 12:46 15-6-'11
  2. The truth of the matter comes out... and I'd say I didn't look back far enough into the history, perhaps, but it seems a fair amount improved even from that. But maybe it's just the scary woman with the snake making it seem that way... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:40, 15 June 2011
  3. A certain somebody is taking it under its care, so I change my vote to keep. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:03, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote For. sloppy in places, but good enough. --Mn-z 01:49, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
It's really... random. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:34, 15 June 2011
  1. ...too random. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 03:06, 15 June 2011
  2. Too random for Uncyc, too long and tedious for Illogicopedia. Flush to wackypedia! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:32, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Grr. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:35, 15 June 2011
    #That's random. Too random. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:36, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. One day, a car crashed unto ur mon and some people laughed at the street and god killed them.LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!11--Fcukman 06:35, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote GFTO UNCYCLOPEDIA --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:29, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:51, 19 June 2011

Great Schism

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It seems to be about the Greek Ortrodox Church being created and giving the finger to Rome, and various bored religious players talk to each other about it as it's happening. It seems pretty smart and well thought out. Held my attention. Aleister 11:14 17-6-'11
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Umm... I can`t simply understand this article. It`s too weird, and is this even about Great Schism? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 09:33 17 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't get it either. I tried. Hard. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:07, June 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Weak Delete. I dunno, it's too redlinky, chatty, as well as being too 2005-AIM-L33T-crufty for my taste. That and I'm too lazy busy repairing the Space-time Continuum to fix it myself. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:53 June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Had potential, but was squandered on overdone l33t speak. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:56, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. This doesn't work. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:08, 19 June 2011
Comments
  • You forgot the VFD tag, dudes. Be careful to always put it on. --Scofield & Friends 07:24, June 18, 2011 (UTC)

Damp Rising

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Clunky, joke free gamingcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:34, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I'm assuming since Frank wears retarded clothes, he has a red helmet. How funny. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:43, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Crufty, crufty, cruft!  -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:31 June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:55, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Marshmallow fluff stuffed with cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:14, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote I fucking hate rabbits. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:27, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. So very random. I'm sad that someone would disgrace a movie like the Ghostbusters... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:20, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. People have been disgracing Ghostbusters since that NES game from Activision. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:25, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
That was pretty bad, wasn't it? I'm gonna' go vomit... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:32, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

St. Peter of Cottontail

Score: 3
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  1. Virtual randomness.Did i heard of it before?--Fcukman 10:53, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  2. The MacGregor threads seem like a good start, but it's nothing more than that and even a little less. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:46, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Smite lightning Smite. Random and way too short. Not that I mind short articles, but it could at least use a picture... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:28 June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Glacier

Score: 4
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  1. Okay... so? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:35, 15 June 2011
  2. Yup, this can go. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 03:04, 15 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sheet ice is gay. Who would have ever thought. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:11, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:37, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Speaking backwards

Score: 5
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  1. I actually came across the forward version of this and it's terrible. And we already have a sdrawkcab, don't we? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:07, 15 June 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Incomprehensible and all-around useless. Should we delete the subpage that goes with it? After all, a subpage isn't much good without a... "super-page?" -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:22 June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yeah, not much merit. Also not very 'strine, despite what the author thinks. Pup 09:24 15 Jun '11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:13, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:37, June 16, 2011 (UTC)
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Mount&Blade

Score: 5
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  1. I tried to qvfd this and the admin didn't appreciate. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:09, 14 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:07, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Put it where no sun shine Aleister 15:26 14-6-'11
  4. Snacks --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:18, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Inconsistent and random. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:33, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Chutney

Score: 4
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  1. Delete This was {{deadend}}ed. The guy added links, so I couldn't, in good conscience, delete it. However, it is absolutely terrible, so I'd like to delete it for that reason instead. Who's with me?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:13, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Some links at the beginning is still pretty deadendy. Anyhow, where's your sense of vigilance, man? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:12, 14 June 2011
  3. Skreleex --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:18, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Take a wikipedia article, and mix it well with some word salad, and you have this monstrosity. Worse yet, it mentions "gay" in the first paragraph in an article completely unrelated to homosexuality. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:35, June 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (10)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep - I don't appreciate your attitude towards my short sucky stub. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 07:29, Jun. 12, 2011
    Sorry Kip, but I just went in the history of the article, and you said "I hate myself" when creating it in 2010 lol. I only wanted to give you back the self-confidence this article prevents you from accessing. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:09, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    Confidence? Bah! I get by just fine masking self-loathing in arrogance. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 08:25, Jun. 12, 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Quit acting like some emo kid, Mattsnow. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep I don't want Kip's self-confidence coming back and murdering my cat. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:31, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. this isn't a stub, it is a form-based inside joke or something!! --Mn-z 12:17, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Have a heart, people. --Scofield & Friends 18:21, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. These things just are funny. And also "Stub" is never a valid excuse to delete anything. Quality, not quantity. This is quality. The ability to seamlessly merge unrelated in-jokes is a talent that few excel at. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:04, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. 'cause of large number of keep votes. Aleister 16:59 13-6-'11
  8. Symbol keep vote Pandas. Pandas. Pandas. Pandas? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:20, 14 June 2011
  9. Symbol keep vote Potatoes. Potatoespotatoespotatoespotatoespotatoes! Now I've made myself hungry. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:37, June 15, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (6)
  1. Short stub that sucks a lot. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 07:07, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is bad for a my sojourn, and I'd be all for deleting the majority of the things, anyhow. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:27, 12 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. These things just aren't funny. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:32, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Need I say more? Why do these things grow out of nowhere? Can I ask more questions? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:05, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stubby McShortie: The Third Dwarf. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:02, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.Humbuck Talk 23:08, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • This seems kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:20, 15 June 2011

UnNews:Header

Score: 4
Keep (0)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep this. And this. ~ Humbuck Talk 23:15, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
Redacted after heated discussion. ~ Humbuck Talk 02:42, 14 June 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Apparently this and the things linked have no further purpose. Would anyone object to this and the linked items being deleted? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 12:13, 12 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Pointless... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:54, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Obsolete --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:42, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. However, if it should happen that this is somehow used, then move to the template namespace. You know, where we keep our templates.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:17 Jun 13, 2011
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I think I am going to make an Article on:

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:43, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Or is his one worse? Than that other one I just nominated, I mean. Or do they go together? Or should they? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 12:09, 12 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Scofield & Friends 18:26, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Each time that picture is duplicated, it gets twice as bad. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:55, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Surprised this hasn't been tranquilised and then shipped to VFH for further 'entertainment. A Wizard Done It Eh? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. How do I get this graphic to duplicate? I want to show how much I think this article should be gone. ~ Humbuck Talk 23:12, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:10, June 14, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Inbox H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Simply a work or art. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 11:16, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I propose a rewrite in the style of Lonely Hearts Column, as Lyr suggests. I will try to come up with some ideas and urge you to do the same! --Black Flamingo 14:01, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    Note - some ideas on the talk page. --Black Flamingo 15:13, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Can I get in on this rewrite? --Tophat headless 15:21, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. The dark bird will no this justice. Or unjustice, depending on point of view. Aleister 16:58 13-6-'11
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Needs a bit more, not a deletion. ~ Humbuck Talk 23:10, 13 June 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. It's a screenshot of a bunch of spam. Something like this could be good if written up with clever and not so clever things like Lonely Hearts Column, but it's literally just a screenshot of someone's inbox. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:14, 12 June 2011
Comments
  1. This is a good idea if there was some sort of odd dialogue going on between the spammer(s) and the recipient of this stuff. It could work a bit like a page of tweets. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:58, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. If anyone wants to add some ideas to the talk page, feel free. And then Lyrithya has agreed to do the formatting. --Black Flamingo 20:46, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept and I'll... uh... do the formatting, or something. I wish I wasn't so terrible at content. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:16, 14 June 2011

Smog

Score: 4
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  1. Just doesn't strike me as funny. And might as well be put to a vote eithger way, considering what it is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:09, 12 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote -cough- Delete. Dang environmentalist hippies trying to make a statement... Also, Spellcheck. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:12, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A ye oldie jokey not done very well here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:00, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Penis --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:46, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

UnPoetia:Mecha-Bach

Score: 4
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Delete (4)
  1. What? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:02, 12 June 2011
  2. I'm torn on this, but am settling on delete. I enjoyed reading it, but it's not funny. --Black Flamingo 13:58, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This doesn't compare to the humor found in watching burning orphans... in Nigeria. That's not funny at all. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:08, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Hmmmmmmmmm??? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:47, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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11

Score: 5
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  1. This article strikes me as so ridiculous it is not even funny. At least that's my impression. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:25, 12 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You should have QVFD'd this. --Scofield & Friends 18:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redirect to eleven. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:49, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Game cruft? Not funny. End of story. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:52, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the fuck? How did this get away? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:44, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Your mind on drugs H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
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  1. BEND Lambs dancing, grass moving, invincible. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:33, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Funnier with the tomato. --Tophat headless 15:14, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. As an in-joke. --Scofield & Friends 18:19, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. You on drugs, or somethin'?  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:47 Jun 12, 2011
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. I can fix this up and make it the most fucked up page in fucked up history. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:58, 13 June 2011
  6. Conditional keep if someone fixes up the image to make it flash and go crazy. It may already do that and my browser's just retarded, though. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:10, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Strong Keep --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:45, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol for vote For. Very nice, thanks for finding it. Never saw my mind on drugs exactly this way. Should be a great addition to uncy's feature collection. Aleister 16:56 13-6-'11
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  1. Just not funny... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 11:23, 12 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. To infinity and beyond...no. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 05:54, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. No Where do these keep coming from? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 16:52, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:UnNewsAudio/Releases

Score: 4
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  1. What's this for? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 12:11, 12 June 2011
  2. Seems to me like an incomplete list of UnNews articles with audio versions. And hence I say Symbol delete vote Delete. --Scofield & Friends 18:25, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. No --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:25, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:42, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Ludocrisy

Score: 4
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  1. I just shot this beast and it didn't resist, it seems it begs for death. Unfunny. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 04:58, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:33, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Blah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:53, 12 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written in someone's sleep. A snore-bore. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:04, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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John Gruden

Score: 4
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  1. Huff UnFunny article about a hockey player apparently (according to google). Classic load of shit throwing suck. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 04:17, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yup, nothing but... basically nothing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:49, 12 June 2011
  3. What? --Black Flamingo 13:55, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Short trousered abuse page. A variation on 'this town/club/person/admin etc is crap' style article which at least lays out its unfunny cards at the start. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:07, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Eminem H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It would be more suited to use a rewrite template I believe. There are some good passages. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:02, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    You know I respect you as a writer and as a person (to what limited extent I can say that), but I entreat you...where?~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 05:04, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
    The discography... :S I admit the rest is awful for the most part. Maybe it would be better to start anew, because a rewrite... Well, I based my keep vote on the fact it needs at least a rewrite since the guy is so popular. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:36, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Fuck? Really? I rewrote this from scratch to make an article with distinct comical themes relating to the subject matter back when it was huffed about 18 months ago. Even if the current version is not good there's a 100% chance that some version I revert it to would be acceptable for me.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:50, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'll do some spellchecking later... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 03:59, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:01, 13 June 2011
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  1. Delete Apparently this person finds Eminem painful to listen to now, as opposed to some earlier time. By contrast, I don't think there would ever be a time in my life during which reading this wouldn't be painful.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 04:16, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Fires are good. They clear the rubbish aside and allow new growth to reach for the sky. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:38, 12 June 2011
  3. One for UN:REQ. --Black Flamingo 13:50, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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I change to abstain. Maybe huffing it would be better than a rewrite. It is however certain we can't keep an article about such a star in this decrepit state. And we have to have one on him, for sure. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:36, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Before you huff it check out this older version here. This is the version I did after the previous version was huffed. While I and a handful of vigilant Uncyclopedians have protected it from major vandalism I tried not to be such a pet project whore as to revert it to my version every time someone made a little change. If neither the original release version or the current version is workable for anyone, well, it's the people's will. If this does get deleted I'm going to stick exclusively to VFDing other people's articles because I have NO FUCKING CLUE how to write for Uncyclopedia. I simply can't cross the vast divide between what I and the average reader here finds funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:01, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Reverted to the version that The Count mentioned. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:16, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
    • Addendum: Don't be afraid to make it your pet project. The article is too high risk to allow it to be ravaged by awfulness.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 05:20, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

YouTube Poop

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. My poor little page! How dare you! --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:14, 11 June 2011
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's a completely factual article with little of what one would consider "jokes". ~jcm 21:10, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Total poop -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:12, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Lacking anything of value, unfortunately. I'd say 'besides stuff of the thing itself', but the thing itself doesn't really have any value to it either. Not that it'd make a difference here if it did. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:36, 12 June 2011
  4. Sorry Lol, but it is a bit messy and lacking in jokes/pics. --Black Flamingo 13:47, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete It's got the word 'noob' in it. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:38, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I think I may have (attempted) to review this once... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:01, June 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

There are a lot of obvious typos and not much pics, you should focus on that, Lollipop. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:11, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I corrected the typos in an act of kindness. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 05:24, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. It is more or less a factual article, but then again I myself am partial to YouTube Poops :O --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. Don't know where to vote on this... --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:20, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote Comment If this dosen't make it, move it to my userspace. An interesting note is that Happymonkey39, who has a contest named after him, made his final edit on this page. I remember him being very eager to edit the page. So just in case he returns, move this to thy userspace. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 16:28, 12 June 2011

PokeBitches

Score: 10
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. :D Equivamp 04:22, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, that's a terrible idea! --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:31, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Asplosionwarn Radioactive! Almost vanity like. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 18:13, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. lordy lordy --Roman Dog Bird 21:40, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. NO Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:03, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. mentions numerous unwanted pregnancies but does not show images of said pregnancies. --Mn-z 23:51, June 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol wtf vote WTF? That's just disturbing. It seems as though it might work with extremely careful execution, but I wouldn't trust anyone without the skill level of Conan O'Brien to attempt it. I think we have a handful of such writers, but... why bother? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:32 June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote KILL NOW --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:37, 12 June 2011
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:18, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Delete I worry about the person who wrote this. mAttlobster. (hello) 13:52, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol wtf vote ... --Tophat headless 15:53, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol delete vote Delete. What a waste. --Scofield & Friends 18:23, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
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