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UnNews:64% of US Budget Towards MMORPGs

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

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  1. Wait... what? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 06:15, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:21, 3 June 2011
  3. Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:50, Jun 3
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 19:36, 3 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete (For Now). I'm just going to hide a version in my userspace for now. I'm going to add a few images, and update it to coincide with modern events. Ironically, Boe is funding educational indie games. Weird? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:56, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:08, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Zach Braff

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. weak keep Not a gem, but not that bad. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:11, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Looks like meme-cruft to me cap. Jackofspades (talk) 23:45, 1 June 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote "Fire will burn it."  Indeed. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:07 June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunnier than the tiresome original. And that's a crime. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:34, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who? --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 19:22, 3 June 2011
  5. Blah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:02, 3 June 2011
  6. Yuk Yuk. Let's delete the images too. They don't serve a purpose. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 00:58, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Paleobible of Feldhofer

Score: 4
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  1. Nothing here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:47, 3 June 2011
  2. Pants MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:55, Jun 3
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 19:34, 3 June 2011
  4. SHIRT. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:05, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Wikileaks shows "Soylent Green is People"

Score: 5
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  1. Seems to lack funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:44, 3 June 2011
  2. Pants MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:54, Jun 3
  3. I've already written a Wikieaks-related UnNews. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:39, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 19:35, 3 June 2011
  5. Yuk Yuk. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:04, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Government and Woop Woop

Score: 6
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  1. Vanity, namedropping, stupid, and general badness. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:35, 3 June 2011
  2. Pants MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:53, Jun 3
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 19:35, 3 June 2011
  4. Should've been QVFD'd. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:03, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:03, June 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol wtf vote Eh?? What the hell is this? It should never have been allowed to live. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:02 June 4, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Venezuelen trench-dwelling moose H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Keep Tis not too bad. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:58, Jun 2
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another "Frog with 7 butts" article. This one suffers from a lack of humor concept. Sure, they describe the animal but it's described in such a sundry, workmanlike fashion that it's about as funny as the average wikipedia article on zoology. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:30, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:'Terrorists back' says Cheney

Score: 5
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  1. This not-so-good old UnNews surprised me. From the title, it that sounds like it should be making a lot of easy, unfunny jokes. However, it didn't make any jokes at all. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 16:43, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. In the spirit of the jokeless joke, this makes No Soap Radio! seem like the Guess what? Chicken butt of all time. Back to you Gene --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:47, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:00, Jun 2
  4. Yuk Yuk. This was made even funnier by the fact that Dick Cheney isn't in office any more. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 22:20, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:23, 3 June 2011
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Double Double Vision Vision

Score: 4
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  1. Ok so replicate (or whatever) wasn't delete-worthy, but can can we we all all agree that this is? Jackofspades (talk) 00:26, 2 June 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Actually, duplicate was huffed. This is much worse, though. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:16 June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Delete this delete this. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:31, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Tophat headless 15:22, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
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Peterhead

Score: 3
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  1. Delete Pants town cruft. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:18, Jun 1
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:22, 1 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A typical 'this town is crap etc and I will now shit on your time if you read further.' --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:38, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 11:55, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
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GQ

Score: 4
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  1. Delete Short, and not good. Unlike like my... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:43, Jun 2
  2. Delete Like my penis, this article has a controversy section. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:24, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stumpy, underdeveloped. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:29, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Like your mom, this sucks my penis --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 11:25, June 3, 2011 (UTC)
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I want Wibbly pig on

Score: 6
Keep (1)
  1. I really like this page, my friend and I have shared so many laughs over this page. Please don't delete it. User:Mathnerd93/sig June 1, 2011 20:45
    If you really want to save this one, you can copy it to this page in your userspace. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:00 June 2, 2011 (UTC)
    He/she did copy it, User:Mathnerd93/I want Wibbly pig on. So it's ready to huff I guess. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:04, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. Another beast I hunted. If there is something funny about repeating over and over the sentence "I want Wibbly pig on", I sure didn't know. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:48, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Been done better. In every way. Jackofspades (talk) 00:28, 2 June 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Repetitive page is repetitive. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:15, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote AAAAAAAAA!  A AAAA AAAAAA AAA AA! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:05 June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Yawn I want a Wibbly pig on the deletion log. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:31, 2 June 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. The sooner this is bacon the better. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:32, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote I don't want Wibbly pig on Uncyclopedia anymore. --Tophat headless 22:08, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Lemonope H T D Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. Doesn't seem that bad. Jackofspades (talk) 18:21, 1 June 2011
  2. Perhaps because it isn't. Random does not always mean awful. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 03:21, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I want one in green --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:28, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Somewhere somebody though lemon + antelope = comedy gold. That somewhere is planet 2006 in the Cruft-o dimension. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:30, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:37, Jun 2

🔒 Template:CTFlike H D Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's dumb, yes. However, I don't like the idea of deleting anything that already happens to be in use on some userpages. It might be better to send it to the author's userspace and redirect. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:35 June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. per being a user-page box. --Mn-z 01:44, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Per abovewards. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:26, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. CTF was the best game I ever played from age 8-10. I think now they call it paint ball. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 17:39, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unneeded userbox for a nonexistent game. --Tophat headless 15:26, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeah, okay. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:32, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. So how do I tell the world that I like capture the flag? Jackofspades (talk) 18:24, 1 June 2011
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  • Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:41, Jun 2

🔒 Abandoned Ships H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Spoofs a slightly overplayed horror movie plot. With some trimming it'll be okay. In other words, this article (takes off sunglasses) is salvageable. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:49, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. it was sloppy and quickly made, but with a little TLC and formatting, I made it look better, but still needs a hot beef injection of humor--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:17, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Abandoned Ships. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:49, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Apparently 'it's a known scientific fact'. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:27, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. ABANDON SHIP, MORE CRUFT! --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:55, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Walk the plank. The huffing plank that is. Just to be sure you knew what I meant when I was talking about the plank. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:11, Jun 1
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:25, 1 June 2011
Comments
  • Froggy, you did not adjust the count with your vote, and I cannot quite tell your intent as yea or nay, section yes keep, but wording makes me wonder.--K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:23, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

  • Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:38, Jun 2

🔒 Oil-for-food program H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Keep "sneek previews of the next days rations and home videos of cooking creations sent in by Iraqi housewives.". OK concept, enough good to be worth saving, and not offensive enough to want it to die. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:14, Jun 1
  2. Per above. Jackofspades (talk) 18:29, 1 June 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Maple leaf >> Hello, my name is Sir Lollipop, and I am Canadian! 18:12, 2 June 2011
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2005 cruft --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:39, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Every sentence has the potential to make the reader smile. Never has potential appeared so inadequate. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:51, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not quite. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:25, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:56, Jun 2

Paracosmic powers

Score: 3
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  1. Keep I relate to this. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:15, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2005 cruft --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:39, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes it is. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:15, Jun 1
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:17, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. please. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:14, June 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Standardized Tests (and Subpages)

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found this on Special:AncientPages and it just isn't very good. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:52, June 1, 2011 (UTC)#
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:18, Jun 1
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 18:26, 1 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like little more than cyberbullying to me. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:32 June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:09, 2 June 2011
Comments

The Mighty Mighty Foe

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made up shit about made up shit. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:12, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Someone get the plunger. The toilet has backed up again... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:29, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bollocks of the Month. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:55, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 12:17, Jun 1
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:30, 1 June 2011
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Et Jesus

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Part Ramble, part random, all cop no redeeming value. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:58, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yuk Yuk. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:35, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mop and bucket required. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:52, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  C*R*A*P indeed. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:22 June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:30, 1 June 2011
  6. Delete Jesus is generally crap. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:21, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Eurogamer

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Obviously written by members of their message board for members of their message board. Actually names individual members of the message board "community" making for jokes which only a few dozen people could ever get. Most of the article is borderline vanity and lists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:40, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Scared face Word Of The Day: Vomit. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:33, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Vanity vomit. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:51, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Romartus. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:22 June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:42, 1 June 2011
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  and sets Tardis ahead for 2 hours so someone can do it to it now --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 21:02, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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killer helper monkey

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Started in 2006 by an IP and largely unchanged since this article suffers from a very weak theme and a lack of funny ideas. To pad out it's length it goes off on needless tangents and uses short bursts of randumbo. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:47, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I would call this a "Frog with 7 Butts" type-article, i.e. the author makes up a funny random creature, then produces pointless facts, listcruft, and/or randumbo about the subject, since there really isn't humor besides the title and possibly a photoshopped pic. --Mn-z 20:39, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Asplosionwarn Radioactive! Yet again, another rare appearance of Gamma287 has come about, and this time it's to delete an article (again). This article is too bad to even have a corny joke about the title. This makes me sick... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:26, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that wears its stupidity with pride. Remove. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:49, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 UnNews:TCS hits 3 billion dollars, gifts pocket radio to employees H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Actually IS based in reality, though reality from 2006. And also not that bad. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 22:51, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 11:13, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep I would almost seem pointless to nominate old UnNews articles. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:46, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. another unNews that does not appear to be funny or related to reality. --Mn-z 01:36, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 22:24, 30 May 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote NEIN!!! --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 01:28, June 1, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 11:47, Jun 1

Frump

Score: 5
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  1. There's really not much here, and what there is is just... bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:57, 30 May 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Hilariously bad. This really belongs in somebody's userspace; like mine! Now I can send noobs who didn't read HTBFANJS to our very own house of horrors. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:40 May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Jackofspades (talk) 22:24, 30 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Those lists suck. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:43, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal TheSlyFox is true.YEAH.--Fcukman 04:09, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote bye-bye-- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:17, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Tom Mayfair is Pregnant

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:53, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. per my new quest to clean up category:Pregnancy and its sub-cats. This is old unfunny vanity that no-one cares about anymore, and probably should have in the UnSignPost if it existed back then. --Mn-z 12:47, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. --Black Flamingo 18:19, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:46, 29 May 2011
  4. Aye... could have been good, but isn't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:21, 31 May 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:40, May 31, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 UnNews:This article was attacked by terrorists H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Weak KeepIt looks pretty bad at first glance, but the writing is actually not quite so terrible. It could use some minor touching up, but I don't see it as deletion-worthy. I'll see what I can do with it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:07 May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:22, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Just random... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:00, 29 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote CRAP Not much worth saving, and not much will be missed. --Scofield & The Machine 12:10, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:08, May 31

UnNews:Shock: Something Found that Doesn't Kill You

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. old UnNews that isn't a parody of anything nor has any humor whatsoever. --Mn-z 01:34, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:57, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote For ze Führer!!!  Zurprise, zurprise... it iz not ze Grue... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:30 May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Bye --Scofield & The Machine 12:13, May 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 22:22, 30 May 2011
Comments

UnNews:England doesn't like You.

Score: 3
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Move out of the UnNews namespace and then delete--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:20, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Eh... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:03, 29 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote ??????????????????????????? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:21, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. hate hate hat. --Mn-z 12:50, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per above. Jackofspades (talk) 22:25, 30 May 2011
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🔒 Matthew Broderick H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I can only judge by my bodies reaction. I lollollolol at this. Couldn't help it, must be something wrong with me. Aleister 3:42 29-5-'11
  2. What's come over me? Here it comes againnnnnnnnnn Symbol keep vote Keep. --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:50, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I watched that movie. Simba kills Scar. This is happening here. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:53, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:22, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 15:04, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Good God! What was that? --Scofield & The Machine 17:32, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Indeed Jackofspades (talk) 21:30, 28 May 2011
  3. ..'random chathedral'...noooooo..take the bad article away nurse! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:45, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Three Keep votes? Something is definitely wrong with you people! --Scofield & The Machine 07:06, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
    • It's funny! And a truz story, I actually met Matthew Broderick once, and he's about the palest person I've ever met. He was white, like a sheet, well, not quite that white, but pretty white. He probably scares Sarah Jessica every morning just after she scares him. Aleister 13:10 29-5-'11
    • That "jornalist" should have thought of this. Bad spelling, bad grammar, and it basically reduces a famous actor's career to a single role for the sole purpose of going on and on about sex. I don't know that the article needs to be deleted, but right now there's practically nothing except hormonal "humor". --Sloublues 13:18, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
      • I completely fail to understand how this article has any redeeming value. If this is kept, and radical changes aren't made within the coming month, I'm definitely renominating it. --Scofield & The Machine 12:07, May 30, 2011 (UTC)#
  • Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:42, May 30, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Wikipedia invades

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Although this is utter shite I believe it has to be archived as old UnNews --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:25, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep UnNews. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:43, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. We're nominating crappy old UnNews articles for deletion? Yippy! --Scofield & The Machine 08:58, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I've always believed UnNews articles to have greater merit than we credit them for. I think they're worthy of categorization and linkage to mainspace articles. They frequently get featured. Their only bad turn was being badly organized. Just as UnNews articles are worthy of getting the feature nod so should the worst of them qualify for VFD nomination. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:08, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not nearly as bad as the UnNews I've been looking at of late, but still bad enough. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:54, 28 May 2011
  4. Delete. --Black Flamingo 18:22, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:37, 29 May 2011
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Programs Cancelled by Congress

Score: -1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Iz removed the UnNews and just mainspaced it. Bad in parts, good in parts, probably not VFD candidate material imnho. Maybe we can slow down on UnNews VFD's and let people catch up, it takes time to go thru so many articles. And maybe just nom the "for sure" delete ones for awhile, until they are used up. Aleister 3:32 28-5-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's not that bad at all. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:46, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. LOL --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:26, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I'm really not sure why this was moved to UnNews. Also, it seems bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:25, 28 May 2011
  2. Oh it's one of those articles. Jackofspades (talk) 08:09, 28 May 2011
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A newt wizard did it

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. magical or something. --Mn-z 00:15, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep Might as well keep or summin. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:18, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep. It leads to that other article which is strangely appealing. I want to know what happened when she gave birth..... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:32 May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. The lizard is standing on its hind legs inside a woman's womb while wielding a wizard's wand. The woman apparantly is just standing there. What's not to like? Aleister 1:26-28-5-'11
  5. Symbol for vote Keep. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:21, 28 May 2011
  6. because it's fucking retarded or something --Roman Dog Bird 03:23, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:37, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote FEATURE --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:27, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Since we're nominating old UnNews, we might as well nominate in-jokes too... except this isn't an in-joke, as it claims to be. It's a rehash of another in-joke that is, as it admits, fucking retarded. The preceding unsigned comment was added by thekillerfroggy (talk • contribs)
  2. Delete You know, despite my comments on the nom below I have to side with deleting this one. I did think this was funny when first created, but now I feel that its time has come. Sorry Mnbvcxz. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:29, May 28
  3. It is what it is, and I've never been a fan of these things even in their first iterations. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:46, 28 May 2011
  4. Not funny Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:51, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. WE have these three lousy articles, iCarly, the sojourn to iCarly and this supporting eachother but none of them are supported by a solid foundation of good writing. I can get behind a bad article that only exists to support a decent one but this Borromean ring of bad articles has no special merit in my eyes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:46, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I go along with the Count here - and also for introducing me to Borromean as a new mathematically-based criticism for an unworthy article. Who said you don't learn anything on Uncyclopedia?. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:13, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Communist Terrorize Chuck E. Cheese

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  1. This one's kind of bad, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:17, 28 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonspecifically bad and under developed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:38, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 12:51, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:39, 29 May 2011
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UnNews:Wolfgang Mozart

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  1. Here's some more particularly awful UnNews for y'all to enjoy. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:21, 29 May 2011
  2. Vigilance. QVFD fugitive. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:25 May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. That namespace needs a filter to auto-delete articles under a fixed number of bytes --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:39, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I added a pic which improves the article thousands of percent, but still not enough. Aleister 12:03 29-5-'11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. namespace abuse. --Mn-z 12:49, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just dumb. --Sloublues 13:09, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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'Nam

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? 2006 cruft' --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 09:29, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lacks a certain something..uhmmm..point. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:38, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete. --Black Flamingo 18:21, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:46, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 4

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is guily of trying too hard --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per below. --Mn-z 18:32, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:45, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 3

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redlink and unfunny --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per below. --Mn-z 18:30, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mnbvcxz sucks cocks. Jackofspades (talk) 22:07, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 2

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Should have been a long time ago --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. concept isn't bad, but the execution is way too long & drawn out --Mn-z 18:29, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:43, 29 May 2011
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English Civil War, Part 1

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Running out of witty remarks, just bad ok? --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 08:03, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shame it just isn't funny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:30, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:42, 29 May 2011
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Symbol comment vote Comment. Going to the page I see it links off to a huge pile of articles all with the same structure! Perhaps all should be brought here and culled. Leave just one alive, chained in the Uncyclopedia dungeon as eternal punishment. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Barack Obama Learns About The Threat Known to the the world as Emoism

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  1. This is bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:03, 28 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Its only virtue is brevity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:03, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:31, 28 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.per above. --Mn-z 03:59, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. While I won't be the one to dredge through UnNews, I don't mind voting on such articles here. If it's bad, it's bad, regardless of namespace; and this is very bad. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:01 May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is really bad --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:23, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:The Wizard Told Me.

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  1. This is bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:59, 28 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very bad. --Scofield & The Machine 09:01, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very, very bad. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:50 May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. insufficiently magical or something!! --Mn-z 03:55, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Please, asplode! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:12, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nono I don't think so. --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:24, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Ralph Stanley

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. References to Hitler's mustache does not make humor.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:28, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eh... --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:58, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 08:25, 28 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fuck off --Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 10:27, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:47, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:UnNewsNavBar3

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  1. Unused navigation template with horrible colors. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:29, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:51, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not exactly horrible, but I see your point. Jackofspades (talk) 08:11, 28 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nobody is going to use that. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:42, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:02, 28 May 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:17, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:UnNewsNavBar2

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  1. Unused navigation template with horrible colors. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:29, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Ew Jackofspades (talk) 08:10, 28 May 2011
  4. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 09:00, 28 May 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:15, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
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UnNews:Recall Notice: The Qu'ran

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  1. And I have no idea what to make of this... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:24, 28 May 2011
  2. The person who wrote this had something in mind, we'll just never know what... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:47, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Somebody made a funny... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:39 May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 08:08, 28 May 2011
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UnNews:Random Errors Begin to Ravage Random Pages

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  1. And this is just bad... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:23, 28 May 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:49, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Ummm... This might make a decent rewrite template, but as it is? Hmm... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:56 May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 08:08, 28 May 2011
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UnNews:Recent Development on proposed "Emo Uprising"

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  1. Screw it, here's another one. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:19, 28 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:20, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Should have been QVFD'd and saved the humiliation. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:32 May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. QVFD bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:47, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. How did you even find these pieces of shit? Jackofspades (talk) 08:07, 28 May 2011
    #DPL: namespace=UnNews notcategory=UnNews 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:02, 28 May 2011
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🔒 UnNews:Woman Gives Birth to Weasel H D Oldvfd

Score: -6
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  1. Keep UnNews mAttlobster. (hello) 23:50, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Oughta auto-keep this. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:56, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I lollollollolollol five times, starting from the first pic. Feature. Aleister 1:24 28-5-'11
  4. I lollollollolollol fifty times, starting from the first word. Feature. --Roman Dog Bird 03:25, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:19, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. IMHO, this kind of bizarro stuff is really what Uncyc is all about. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:54 May 29, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote bandwagon keep there appears to be a strong consensus for keeping this article. --Mn-z 03:59, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  • #Symbol delete vote Delete. Since user:Dr. Skullthumper suggested that UnNews be subject to the same QA standards as the rest of the site, I've decided to nominate old unNews for deletion. This one is basically a rouge punchline, and the topic of animal impregnation has been done better in other articles. --Mn-z 23:47, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. When it comes to pregnancy, giving birth, or generally icky baby related issues everyone knows that they can rely on Mnbvcxz to be our yardstick for quality. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:52, May 27
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  • Kept... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:02, 29 May 2011

UnNews:8.9 magnitude earthquake disaster in the Pacific

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  1. This isn't an UnNews, what it has is just random/referring to a forum of the time, and... yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:25, 27 May 2011
  2. Delete The author is not coming back apparently... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:34, May 27
  3. Oughta auto-delete this. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:57, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Disintegrate. "Destructive 'n shit." Enough said. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:29 May 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nah. Jackofspades (talk) 08:04, 28 May 2011
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