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Keep. I think it's really helpful. You pros might have the art of writing funny articles nailed but us noobs need help. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 19:23, May 9, 2011
Keep As long as people realise that this doesn't prohibit stupid being funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:44, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Keep. - considering it's one of the first things we tell people who misbehave to read, we shouldn't remove it. If someone wants to suggest a better version, let them write one in their namespace, and bring it up in the forums when it's mostly finished. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:56, 9 May
Keep. - Do you seriously think this guide is too flawed to use, or are you just being ironic and hipster? --Pleb SYNDROMECUNmedicate(butt poop!!!!) 22:55, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Keep. Alright Lyrithya, so you've already commenced your grand scheme to destroy the wiki. On one hand, you are huffing pages and referring to UN:HTBFANJS in the huff reason, on the other hand, you want UN:HTBFANJS to be deleted. Very clever. But I won't let you, no, I won't. Schamschi, 22:59, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
because i don't want syndrome to consider me "ironic" or "hipster" --Roman Dog Bird 23:56, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Keep. I wouldn't bother with this, and move on from a joke nom, except Lyrithya just huffed 175 pics when I was under the impression that the purge was over. So I don't know if this is a serioyus nom or not. Aleister 00:08 10-5-'11
I will rebel against Uncyclopedia's culture of mandatory sarcasm and just give you the straight answer: "Too long; didn't read." pillow talk 06:04, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
This is daft. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:47, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
Wibble!In reality, New Utah is a pond in Minnesota where the Hypello are re-incarnated as fifteen-legged frogs and preserved in jars of formaldehyde and weaselpudge. The Hypello are generally stupid creatures that worship a drunk elephant idol while completely unaware of their true creator, though they also worship "lesser gods", such as Eeee-Aah-Takanikitakatiki-Takanaaaaahhh!, a terrible god shaped like a kitten-shaped donkey with non-existent wings and the head of Chuck Norris wearing a monkey mask. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON LIKE THAT. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:48, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. The kid who wrote this back in 2006 is now a Pullitzer Prize winner. He changed a lot. Mattsnow 08:08, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
I`ve played Final fantasy x and x-2 but... something... misses from this article. Cat the Colourful(Feed me!)Zzz14:46, 9May, 2011(UTC)
Delete. Awful. Just plain awful. --Scofield 16:02, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Yet another author believes himself to be interestingly surreal but achieves only tiresome, over-worked zaniness. Burn, baby, burn. Rabbi TechnokvetchContribsFOXES 17:28, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Alright, I hate this. It adds absolutely no value when used, and in fact makes articles even uglier than they already are. Delete this, and remove it from every article where it's been used. --Scofield 13:57, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete Infinity. and its too big, does not satire a real warning template. Its just coding aggrandizement, and does not even succeed at that. --KevilLipsMUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:02, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. This template should be slain by the CD-i version of Gandolf while someone plays unfitting music. --Mn-z 23:09, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
This might have some value of Userpages and may be used on them, I say this template needs banning from mainspace, but still be allowed in Userspace... Just a thought... --Frosty dah snowguycontribsKUNPLEB 07:24, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
What about the mirror? --Gamma287☭Tetяis? 11:34, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. An article about something made up from whole cloth. No real theme or development. Not funny, really. It was ICU'ed in 2006 and if you know how bad standards were in 2006 you can imagine how bad you'd have to be to get an ICU tag. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:46, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comment. Those N'Sync sure are weird, indeed. Then again, I saw a high-school-age girl in the store today who said "Today's music is amazing" in response to the oldies on the PA system. I pity those who know nothing of the old school. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on my LP of the White Album... -- Sir"TheSlyPony"Invariably certifiable.Rap sheet.His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession).08:18 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Another "worst of" list with little thought put into it. It's a little shaky at the top by the 70's we're getting two word entries and well trodden memes and clichés (Barney? Really?). not quite as horrible as 100 Worst People, but still substandard. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:18, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Could have been a lot better, but no! Why did they screw up a perfectly good concept? The basta-yeah, delete.--Talk!Contribs! 07:31, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Weak keep Needs a lot of work but I think it is a good idea and has the potential to be really funny. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:53, 8 May 2011
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Radioactive! This shouldn't exist. I made a funny!!! --Gamma287☭Tetяis? 04:01, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Not too good and the fact that the founding author was "Neo Illuminatus" give me the impression that this is a vanity article.---Count of Monkey Crisco 06:55, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Keep. I smiled two times. I think it is savable. We just need to take all the political bias out of it, and strip it to its raw comedy knickers. Then laugh at it because it went to school in its underwear.--KevilLipsMUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:26, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Keep. It spins me right round and round! DJ Mixerr 19:30, May 7, 2011 (UTC) (talk)(contributions)
Keep. I kinda like it. It just needs some TLC -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:37, 8 May 2011
Delete. Given the notability of this topic, I tried to clean it up instead of deleting it, but I couldn't find a single funny thing in it. So I thought about rewriting it, but I can't think of anything funny about circles, either. So, let's redirect it somewhere until someone comes up with a funny concept? pillow talk 21:32, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
We might as well replace the entire page with Tim's quote. Or redirect it... that might be wiser. 1234~06:15, 6 May 2011
Radioactive! I think we should delete feature this... --Gamma287☭Tetяis? 03:50, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
It amazes me that things like this survive for so long and my mediocre article almost got canned after less than a week. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:50, 8 May 2011
Delete. Technically it's only been in its present state for a few days. From 2006 to April 2011 it just redirected to "owl" --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:44, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Burninate! - a secret, when I add the category Insomniac humor, it means, I almost VFDed it, but it was late and it made me smile. --KevilLipsMUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:05, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Assuming that this gets deleted, is anyone going to fix up the alt I mentioned before or can we replace it with mine? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!--Talk!Contribs! 07:29, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. In 2005 Gorillaz released a track called "Fire Coming Out of a Monkeys Head" consisting of a subdued and funky techno track playing behind a poem read by Dennis fuckin' Hopper. Most of this is copied verbatim from that poem. Most of the rest is penises added for so-called "comedy". In honor of Dennis Hopper this must be huffed. —The preceding unsigned comment was added byCount of Monkey Crisco (talk • contribs)
Basically plagiarized, but more importantly, had a Fix tag that expired basically a year ago that some IP fucked with to remove the timestamp. --TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 15:26, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
I don't know what this is, but it just seems bad. You decide. 1234~01:31, 7 May 2011
It's supposed to be a spoof of a rather obscure Nirvana song by the same name. But you're right, it's bad. --BlackFlamingo 03:12, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. where was the music? I didn't see no music, just lyrics, UnLyrics are not UnTunes man, this really drains my buzz, my wave is like flat now man. woh. --KevilLipsMUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:34, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
nirvana would be the worst band ever if every single one of their fans were as stupid as the author. fortunately, some cool people such as myself dig them so they're not that bad. REST IN PIZZA KURT COCAINE I <3 U!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 04:36, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
this merry group of fags will forever be known for doing a michael jackson cover. now smooth criminal is a pretty sick song, but really now, that kind of sucks. also, they smell worse than my poop. --Roman Dog Bird 06:30, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Obliterate. Bandcruft mixed with randumbo. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:57, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Extremely annoying animecruft. Half of it is true facts about Rei told in a very informal style; the other half is mostly about her vagina. pillow talk 21:27, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
I kind of like how the images are, though that's kind of stupid. The rest... kind of lacking of anything funny, unfortunately, though I wouldn't know about facts. 1234~06:14, 6 May 2011
Needs a concept. It just seems like a ton of unrelated cruft about the same character. UN:N (talk)16:21, 6 May 2011
Delete Infinity. - Clearly I am not the target audience of this article, but is its target audience our audience? --KevilLipsMUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:31, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. I've seen the entire NGE series and End of Evangelion so I AM the target audience and I find this 10% funny and 90% annoying. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:46, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Sadly, Rei Ayanami must ASPLODE! DJ Mixerr 19:28, May 7, 2011 (UTC) (talk)(contributions)
Keep. This seems to be a pretty good article, especially if I were Croatian and would get the jokes. But even as a non-croatian (my loss and Croatia's gain) I smiled if not guffawed, and some of the pics and presentation work well. Just doesn't seem like a VFD page to me, a bit too well done and with more content than I think of when considering deletions. A good find though. Aleister 13:37 5-5-'11
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Delete. Is there any real humor here? I can't find any, not even hilariously bad humor. It's possible that this will appeal to some narrow demographic. If someone can prove that, I'll gladly withdraw this one. In the meantime, all I see is utter nonsense and crap. -- Sir"TheSlyPony"Invariably certifiable.Rap sheet.His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession).08:47 May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. - I like the last .gif-image. It's not enough grounds for keeping the article around. Jokes should make sense outside Lithu umm.. Bulg errmh... Rumania That Eastern European Country, You Know! -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:00, 5 May
Well, it could be made to look pretty, but reading it was just... eh? Random, I suppose. 1234~06:02, 6 May 2011
Delete It's not TERRIBLE, but it's also not terribly notable. I don't know our demographics, but I'd venture to say that the guy who helped free Croatia isn't a very widely searched topic. We don't have an article on Mustafa Kemal Atatürk. Precedent.~~SirLjlego,GUN[talk] 22:10, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete Infinity. was deleted but not so noted, ~~SirLjlego,GUN[talk] 22:16, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
Comment. Written by Robi500, who had two hacks at this in 2009, about six months apart. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:59, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Apparently about the director who brought us "The Fly" and "The Dead Zone" in the early 80s; I know that from looking him up, not from the article, though. pillow talk 21:22, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. A barely comprehensible string of "jokes" about terrorism, religion, of course, sex with camels. Enjoy. --BlackFlamingo 19:35, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comment. Trying to read this, it occurred to me there is a link between Jinnah, Dracula, Frankenstein, Rasputin and a certain wizard from a well known fantasy trilogy that this writer has completely overlooked. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:58, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. - I thought I'd say "let's keep it", but decided to just have it removed, so I can start off a rewrite off a blank slate some day. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:52, 5 May
Comment. - This lady is familiar to us about fifty million housewives throughout the US and Canada, who elect to watch Food Network Daytime shows over daytime soap operas... So I'll give it a spin in my user space. Go ahead and exterminate it from mainspace, I kept a working copy... -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:52, 5 May
Comment. Looks a bit like the anti- 'kitchen goddess' Nigella Lawson. Go ahead Luvvy, serve up a treat for the bon viveurs here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:03, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comment. The article's lady is an Ex-White House Nuclear Policy Adviser (WTF?!), who bought a food emporium, befriended Antichrist and The Big O, got some books published, had a segment on Martha's show until she got a show of her own, and she also sells over-priced waffle mixes with her "brand-name"... Yeah. Sounds like something that could be worked on, without even breaking a sweat. Lawson would also make for good humour, since there are multiple parodies available, most notably by British mostly-all-female comedy troupe Smack The Pony... I don't know what Garten did to deserve the current excuse for an article, but its existence reminded me that it could be done, too. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:17, 6 May
Delete. Short trousered stuff. I suspect the writer is below the age of understanding what he is writing about. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:54, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. Okay, this is how a list article works: You make an entry relevant to the subject matter then you commit two or three sentences describing that entry. These sentences set up a comical simile, spoof, pun or ironic contrast which we call a "joke". Venting your bowels and restating the capsule description of the subject matter is not a "joke". Single word descriptors like "William Shatner: Shit.", " Lady Gaga : Ugly." and "Norman Tebbit : Skinhead." Do not qualify as "jokes". Ambiguous, semi formed opinions like "Lil Wayne: Don't even get us started!" don't even count as complete thoughts, much less "jokes". Therefore, 100 Worst People, being almost completely devoid of "jokes" is not an "article" and should get "deleted" like the "fly covered pile of idiot's offal unceremoniously lest in the church pew" that it is.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:24, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
I thought I'd ICUed this... but it must have been another terrible list. Ugh... 1234~19:30, 4 May 2011
Delete Infinity. I even checked out some of the other lists, and this does suck the big unwashed organ --KevilLipsMUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:32, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete My soul feels broken. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:50, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. 75% lists, 20% mostly factual recounts of actual pro wrestling matches, 5% Teh Gh3y, 0% well written.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:04, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
None of which is funny, I might add. 1234~19:33, 4 May 2011
Radioactive!. Call in HAZMAT. --Gamma287☭Tetяis? 01:46, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete. All the shit memes you're sick of in player's guidebook form. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:52, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, looky... giant lists and exclamations and random crap! Yay! 1234~19:34, 4 May 2011
Radioactive! Everone knows that there's no way to defend against a grue, anyway. This article is one big list, too. --Gamma287☭Tetяis? 01:58, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Keep. I've done some clean-up and formatting fixes, so it looks a little better. Not that bad of a page, imnho, and could be a feature with a few days work on it. Aleister 10:51 6-5-'11
Delete. I think this was the Justine Bieber of WoW articles - an article whose unfunniness was tolerated as an alternative to the main article because at least it had a concept whereas the main article was just total shit. But then Gerrycheevers came along and turned World of Warcraft into a FA, and now this is just nasty week-old leftovers. Virtually the entire article is composed of listcruft. pillow talk 21:36, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid
Keep. Without this 
Delete. It needed to happen 
Obliterate. Author failed to read 
Burninate!
WTF? --
Delete Infinity. and its too big, does not satire a real warning template. Its just coding aggrandizement, and does not even succeed at that. --
Qwertypop! --
Comment. Those N'Sync sure are weird, indeed. Then again, I saw a high-school-age girl in the store today who said "Today's music is amazing" in response to the oldies on the PA system. I pity those who know nothing of the old school. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on my LP of the White Album... -- 
Get rid of it. I see very few (if any) actual ringtones here. Lists themselves start out weak, so they have to have a strong concept; this is just useless. -- 
Circle
Smite. This is annoying. It should go away for its bad behavior. -- 
Abstain. It is in fact, Crufty, crufty, cruft!!! But as Socky points out, we can always use more boobs. -- 
Meh. --
