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Fly (insect)

Score: 12
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  1. Uh --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 23:53, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "The first fly was also a retard." So is this page. Spıke ¬ 00:21 27-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Sorry Lollipop It's really bad. --Tophat headless 00:24, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE! --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 00:52, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 01:00, 27 April 2011
  6. Random, not funny, etc, etc etc. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:31, 27 April 2011
  7. Symbol Burninate vote FFEFRYTRYGRTG!!!!!!DESTROY!  The vileness of this makes me shit brickz!--Fcukman 03:52, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:07 Apr 27 2011
  9. Symbol delete vote Delete. Failing article from the last Happy Monkey competition. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:48, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Sorry. Very sorry. Nothing personal, but... Sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 15:19, 27 April, 2011 (UTC)
  11. I was walking down the street and people were pointing at me laughing. "He's the one who hasn't voted delete on 'Fly (insect)'" I heard one of them whisper. So here I am.[1] mAttlobster. (hello) 15:47, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shake well and spray. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:44, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments Same here. Even the flies were pointing at me... *snif*[1] Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 15:54, 27 April, 2011 (UTC)
  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 Hilarious!
--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 16:48, April 27, 2011 (UTC)

Snagglepuss

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Before I begin my eight months of hibernation, I just need to nominate this. Epic! Talk! Contribs! 17:19, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Opportunities to improve the wording--or just correct it--occurred as I read this article, but its only point is to document the lion's coming-out as a gay cartoon character: Trite. If anyone is thinking about saving this, first kill the list of "people he's slept with." Spıke ¬ 17:31 26-Apr-11
  3. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  I had a cat once who was nicknamed "Snagglepuss." When I got him, they said he was a girl. It was a few months before the vet alerted me that he was actually a male. He acted so much like a girl though, I always thought of him as the world's first transgendered cat. Sadly, he passed away this year, and this article dishonors his memory. Also, it's dumb; I've wanted to VFD this for a long time. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 19:50, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. That's just ugly. And bad. And badly written. And stuff. But more importantly, it's ugly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:34, 27 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Clark Gable and Snagglepuss. Yes..I saw no connection whatsoever. Crap random article of the month (so far). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:47, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock CACCPD

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. It's a made up place, based on a non-notable place and Bondo'd together with blatant nonsense filler. I dredged through the entire article (as well as its history) and found no evidence of funny. Looks like someone's got a vendetta against the actual place. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 01:47, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It starts off OK but it has nowhere to go. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:12, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittoes to TheSlyFox, except "the actual place" is not the actual place. The suburban social-work building five miles south of the Michigan capital is not a police department. But it seems that people are working out their animus against their department by documenting it in a fictional encyclopedia about a fictional PD. Spıke ¬ 02:28 26-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:22, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Tedious... or so it strikes me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:39, 27 April 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's as if it's trying to get something off of its chest, but it's not quite succeeding. Maybe if it's put out of its misery, it can reflect on itself.--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:59, April 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Aaaand you forgot the {{VFD}} tag, and nobody else noticed... whooohoo! Go us! Someone should, like, renominate it and do it right this time. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:48, 27 April 2011

VFD-padlock London Overground

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Merge I get it, reversal humor is a classic style, dating at least back to 1968. But I say tack it onto the London Underground, or maybe Streetcar or something. I think its a cute idea. But what the heck is TFL? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:36, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Needs a tidy up but should be kept. TFL=Transport for London. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:08, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I think it's sorta funny. I agree, needs work. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 20:25, 25 April 2011
  4. Keep, not a bad little page as some sign says. And I know for two facts that SPIKE is a U.S.A.'er, and thus is biased against the Overground. Yankee clipper! Aleister 22:40 25-4-'11
  5. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 23:14, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I just don't think this deserves to live. You?--Epic! Talk! Contribs! 14:32, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. We have an adequate London Underground. What does this article do, except appeal to people who want page names to cater to a sort of Russian Reversal? What is TFL? What is the point, except that government construction projects are useless and finish late, which needs actual cleverness to not be trite? Spıke ¬ 17:28 25-Apr-11
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Added a couple of images. Not brilliant but I think it can be kept out of the furnace. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:39, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock New Jersey

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is grimy and unkempt, but on-target. So is the article. Spıke ¬ 01:41 25-Apr-11
  2. Ugly. but keepable. Jackofspades (talk) 02:16, 25 April 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. If we nuke jersey, someone may need a place to crash for a while. Your couch available? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:44, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Whee! Eh?--JokerhatRespond 20:40, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep Although it needs more Bergerac. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:15, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Unfunny. Might as well suck Ass. -- Herp. Derp. Imandreas did this. 01:30, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugly and unfunny. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 14:18, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock Nuclear

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 05:13, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Stub. I actually kind of like this one. Admittedly, everything beyond the opening section is sheer rubbish; I would just trim it down to a stub, leaving only the quotes and opening photo intact. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 09:23, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is fucking awsome. -- Herp. Derp. Imandreas did this. 01:00, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 04:50, 26 April, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:33, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep.--JokerhatRespond 17:28, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Sucks – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • formspring) 05:11 Apr 24, 2011 05:11, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article's entertaining digression into Nuclear subs and Nuclear family is not done with skill--indeed, nothing is done with skill--but is a symptom of trying to throw the kitchen sink at this article, including quotes, templates, a section after the end, and an audio I'm not going to listen to to see if it's relevant. Should have stuck with its original theme: A revolutionary new cleaner that can eradicate any stains (by obliterating the thing they are on). If you want to save this, it won't suffice to just prune it. Spıke ¬ 13:10 24-Apr-11
    There's just something I like about those quotes. At the very least, they will be going to my userspace junkyard. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 00:45, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete. --Black Flamingo 20:25, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I had to see what it would look like when it was cleaned up a little. It still sucks massive balls. Jackofspades (talk) 02:29, 25 April 2011
  5. See comment below -DeathBySnowman (talk) 20:18, 25 April 2011
  6. Delete Painful. Just a mess that adds up to nothing. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:40, April 26, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

I think the few good parts including the picture should be merged into other related articles such as possibly nuclear power, nuclear power plant, or maybe even nuclear holocaust. I was going to add nuclear fission to the list, but after skimming realized that is a pretty weak article in itself. -DeathBySnowman (talk)

VFD-padlock Duffy

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Despite using staples of triteness such as nonsense numbers, red-links, and bird poo, this is a real article about a real singer, and much of the humor is based on real ridiculousness, such as Welsh-ness. Do kill the Discography. Spıke ¬ 02:51 23-Apr-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Weak keep - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 04:58, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Aw shucks - Despite going overboard on the multiple key repeats. Obviously a lot of work went into creating this wacky world of Duffy. I think with a little TLC to make it a bit more of the accepted style to which it aspires and we could have some first rate topics for slash fiction. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:58, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Thick with nonsense and musiciancruft but with very little actual humor. It feels like a drag to read, not a joy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:01, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Weak Delete. Crufty, redlinky, too many nonsensical numbers and memes... This will probably end up staying, but it needs a lot of work. I'm probably unqualified for the job--I'm too old school when it comes to music. "Today's music ain't got the same soul!" -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 06:31, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
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The Arctic Kingdom

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the fuck is this? - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 03:52, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote No Redeeming Value. Owen Wilson leads a kamikaze pilot squadron at the North Pole?? Burninate! -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 06:35, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. No. Don't you get the feeling that it could have been so good?--Epic! Talk! Contribs! 14:13, April 25, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The red-link suggests that this piece of 2005-cruft was to be the forerunner of a set of nonsense nations connected only by Wacky War pages. Spıke ¬ 17:25 25-Apr-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ummmm....ok? It could have been good only...not. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 20:11 25 April 2011
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Your Mom goes to College

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:27, 23 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from greeting the reader with Russian Reversal and a blurry photo of two women wrassling on the lawn, the half-true bio must have been written with someone specific in mind. Apart from such cyber-bullying, it has no point. Spıke ¬ 17:41 23-Apr-11
  3. Right... this is... uh, lovely. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:49, 23 April 2011
  4. Oh, the humanity... Epic! Talk! Contribs! 18:41, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  quickly before the subject of this article reads it and comes after us for not doing it quickly enough! --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:46, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote BURN IT!  - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:55, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate  indeed. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 05:33, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock King cold

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't think anything needs to be said. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 17:05, 23 April 2011
    Symbol delete vote "he has high qualms for attempting to replace family members if they are raped with the person who raped them" Stub should have been QVFD'd. Spıke ¬ 17:42 23-Apr-11
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  • Too new... Do you not see the ICU on it? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 06:03, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
    Yes, I do see it now--and I don't see a VFD. Invalid nom; but Frosty was too charitable in tagging (and protecting) a single paragraph typed by an Anon who has done nothing else here. Should have been taken straight to QVFD. Spıke ¬ 13:04 24-Apr-11
  • Too new. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:00, 24 April 2011

JNNN TV Anda/Homepage

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sub page to JNNN TV Anda, which was deleted in October because it was borderline vanity. This is the sdame, but uglier.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Template: "This page was designed to offend." Worked! but I prefer pages that are designed to amuse. Spıke ¬ 01:31 23-Apr-11
  3. Yes. Although I was under the impression subpages of deleted pages were usually deleted outright upon being found, regardless of prior nominations... anyhow, what's this one doing on that template? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:41, 23 April 2011
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  I read JNNN TV Anda/Homepage, and all I got was this lousy seizure. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:53, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small DESTRUCT!!!!  personal attack DETECTED!!!!. --Fcukman 14:39, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. What? -DeathBySnowman (talk) 16:58, 23 April 2011
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Symbol comment vote Comment. I'm gonna archive it in userspace. Ok?? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 10:07, April 23, 2011 (UTC)

Lolgasm

Score: 7
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Simply out of jest. It's going anyway, eh?--JokerhatRespond 01:59, April 24, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless and unfunny. The name sounds good, but the actual article leaves one, er... unsatisfied. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 00:27, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am tired of LOL as I am sure that no one is actually Laughing Out Loud or least of all Rolling On The Floor but is using these acronyms because she should be, she wants me to think she is, etc. So an article trying to develop an LOL culture is trite before it begins, even if it weren't preachy and didn't use Section 4 to pat itself on the back for being good enough to induce a "Lolgasm." Did I mention nonsense year number and psuedo-science? Spıke ¬ 00:34 23-Apr-11
  3. It's bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:58, 23 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:21, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. - Its like I know it wants to be funny, but misses that glistening drop of something. It pains me, but all in all, to me a gasm suggests something a bit more. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 05:50, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Contains no animated pictures of women squirting after profuse amounts of laughter. A waste of time. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:52, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote NOT GOOD ENOUGH! *cracks whip* --Scofield 16:04, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agree with kevillips. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 17:01, 23 April 2011
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Whining in Modern Day Hockey

Score: 8
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  1. Symbol keep vote Weak keep Either move to UnScripts or to Userspace. I did this when I was a n00b. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 04:32, 22 April 2011
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  1. Not even really an article, no concept and confusing to boot. Jackofspades (talk) 04:31, 22 April 2011
  2. Sorry man, but there really isn't any body of text here to establish concept, let alone humour. It's just just some rather unfunny and nonsensical dialogue. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:39, 22 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Never mind, it isn't funny. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:53, 22 April 2011
  4. I agree with the person who wrote this article that Sid the Kid is a wimp, BUT this article (not even really an article) is not funny and doesn't even really make sense. -DeathBySnowman (talk)18:21, 22 April 2011
  5. I like the title... but that's it. --Black Flamingo 22:59, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per all the above. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 00:30, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ice hockey is like European football not just in whining and crying but in performing "flops" to induce a penalty call. This is a fine subject for satire, but involving more than just scripts of two anecdotes. Spıke ¬ 00:36 23-Apr-11
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. This poor article has been rescued by the shelter for unwanted articles, it doesn't need to be in any mean old main space. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 06:01, April 23, 2011 (UTC)
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Duck in a bowl

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Once again VFD faces one of its classic archrivals: ducks. There's just no concept on which to build anything.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittos. Also: Nonsense year numbers (including 1337, of course), and "contrary to popular belief," an encyclopedia cliché. All of it having no point. Spıke ¬ 01:29 22-Apr-11
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. "Please excuse me while I Duck In A Bowl your face" = ??? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 03:36, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I like ducks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:33, 22 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:19, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's my dick in a box! --Scofield 09:37, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Iz moved the Duck in a Bowl pic to Chinese food, its rightful home when it was made by Goddess in heaven. Aleister 10:06 22-4-'11
    p.s. Then iz wrote an UnNews using the other pic. These are good pics!

Kid Power

Score: 4
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  1. While dry prose can make for wonderful funny reads, the content itself still needs to be funny. This... isn't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:36, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As the site's VP for Dry Prose, dry is not the problem with this prose. Juvenile is the problem. Spıke ¬ 23:47 18-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Has a few interesting flashes like Homework is the deadly enemy of Kid Power but the article looks half arsed at best. The writer of the article was only here for a couple of hours before vanishing so there is no likely hood it will get improved. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:02, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It has a couple good bits and it could have been a great article, but it's not funny at all. -DeathBySnowman (talk)18:25, 22 April 2011
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Penai

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This has been tagged a work in progress for three years. Furthermore, it hasn't been touched since February. It appears to have had no redeeming value to begin with. I think it's time to put it out of its misery. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 19:18, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who knew that "penai" was the irregular plural of penis? How many more random, dumb, penis articles do we need? Creator went away two years ago. Spıke ¬ 19:37 20-Apr-11
  3. Interesting... in my professional medical opinion, this is... stupid. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:34, 21 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:06, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Not funny When I was serving my third tour of duty in 'Nam I lost some good friends at Penai. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:33, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote Propane!  Starts of with a rather crass concept, deviates towards randumbo, and then returns to call penai....parasites? Ew... --Scofield 09:40, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Undo Drugs

Score: 5
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  1. From the review: "The humour is based off the article being written (deliberately?) as non-sensical gibberish. This can be funny, but possibly gets close to the line of 'don't be stupid.'" 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:11, 20 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay, I get the pun; if you can "do" drugs, one must be able to "undo" them. Only, the page goes in an altogether different direction. It is HowTo:Do random self-destructive things. Spıke ¬ 19:40 20-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:20, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Untrue to its name, the article just tells you to go ahead and do drugs anyway... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 03:11, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Propane!  Has nothing to do with the title. At best, it serves as a way to cyberbully drug addicts. --Scofield 09:44, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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VFD-padlock :Category:Articles in this category

Score: 0
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  1. Worth a chuckle, and as far as categories go that's above and beyond the call of duty. --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 06:28, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep This is exactly the type of categories that should be on Uncyclopedia. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:04, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep your stupid nominations in your pocket! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:10, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm surprised this didn't become an in-joke or something. --Scofield 16:06, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep this stupid category because it's so stupid. Even nomming it, or voting for or against it, is ultimately stupid. The category is just stupid. But maybe funny too, if you get this sort of humour. Only a little though. Aleister 1:33 19-4-'11
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. Not everything has to make sense to be funny. The whole point is that it doesn't make sense. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:53, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I kind of like this, except it's stupid and has nothing in it, so instead of disposing of it outright, I brought it here so y'all might see it too and do whatever you feel inclined to it. Or not. You may now proceed to lynch me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:17, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Category that doesn't categorize. All Uncyclopedia pages belong in it. Or not. Spıke ¬ 10:53 18-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless and no yuks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:08, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:03, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seriously, this is kind of pointless. If this is kept, some IP will probably see this and add every single Uncyc article to this category. For more information, see my comment below. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 23:00, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:12, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • You guys suck, voting keep and then not even putting anything more sensible in the category... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:04, 18 April 2011
    You suck with this dumb-fuck nomination. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:15, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
    But you suck because there are things to suck on, and you've found them. Aleister 16:22 18-4-'11
    I'm sorry. I'll just qvfd the next one. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:02, 18 April 2011
    I guess that'll solve the problem of your thoughtless nominations being held to account. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:07, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
    We'll lose some good categories, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:08, 18 April 2011
    You just do whatever you think will get you the most attention, I'm not wasting my time feeding your ego anymore. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:11, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
    But it's very fragile! It needs your love, man... you're killing me. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:30, 18 April 2011
  • STOP VOTING TO KEEP STUPID CATEGORIES! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:51, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  • THIS IS NOT A STUPID CATEGORY! --Scofield 19:55, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
PROVE IT, BITCH! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:46, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept you say can? --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 06:52, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

VFD-padlock New Text Document.txt

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Rewritten I removed the red links, rewrote the "Operations" section, and removed that confusing bit at the end. Any of you ready to flip now? --Scofield 16:29, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Jackofspades (talk) 17:06, 18 April 2011
  3. Keep Scofield's done a good job tidying this up. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:09, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. *Judge Foxy emerges from his chambers to vote Symbol keep vote Keep. Factual errors have been addressed and I think it's pretty funny now. Well done, Scofield. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 03:01, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. It's empty. The entire article is just a bunch of different ways of pointing that out. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:46, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. That is not the article's problem, but that it is proudly hard to read. Spıke ¬ 10:44 18-Apr-11
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Just a comment while I deliberate: I read somewhere that Windows actually has an astronomical, but finite number of files it can hold in a drive's table of contents. So making infinite New Text Docs would eventually crash the machine, making the best part of this article complete nonsense. I'm sure Spike knows what I'm talking about. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 05:52, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
    That the only real thing it is saying might be untrue is also not the article's problem. Spıke ¬ 10:44 18-Apr-11
  • The keepest of kepts. --Littleboyonly T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly 06:51, April 22, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Yogen Fruz denies that original store name was "Frogen Jues"

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. A few minutes ago sannse asked me to take a look at this article, because Wikia has been getting complaints that it is slander from the Yogen Fruz company. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:36, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sadly, I created the article. I wasn't trying to be anti semetic, as I am a quarter Jewish myself. But delete it if you like. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 01:54, 22 April 2011
  3. I dunno about slander or any of that or whatnot, but I'll agree that is it is pretty offensive in how... well, how bad it is. Seriously, I'm offended. Can we delete it now? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:55, 22 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Playing word games on the name of an ethnic group doesn't mean you hate all its members. The company presumably objects to the use of its logo, the assertion in the caption that there is something evil about it, and the association with Hitler; this I consider closer to "fair use" than slander, but agree there is an issue. The story takes a single pun to gruesome extremes, not unfunny but not compelling. Given that the author assents, let's kill it. I did not run it on the Front Page; I did add it to {{RecentUnNews}}. Spıke ¬ 02:20 22-Apr-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Actually, it would become fairer use if it had been sufficiently modified to actually say "Frogen Yues" or however it's spelled. Then it would be a derivative parody, not exactly the original. Normally, I would say change or delete the logo instead of giving in to a corporation, but this article really isn't up to par. Since Lollipop has no objections, we should just get rid of it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 03:24, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Just for the record, this is not something we are saying has to go, just asking you to look at... is it funny enough to justify keeping? pleaseandthankyou. -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 01:39, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
    • Oh, and also "offensive and anti-semitic", not "slander" ... but my feeling is that it is much worse than that: "unfunny" -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 01:41, April 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • FYI, the last time someone from the real world protested about his organization's treatment in UnNews (the Reverend Zim ulator presiding), a new Letters to the Editor feature was created, the protest was reprinted in full, and it was responded to by verbally severing the flack's testicles and shoving them in his mouth. Spıke ¬ 02:41 22-Apr-11
    And who can forget, especially those of us who weren't here at the time, the John Scherer episode. Feature. John Scherer, I mean, not Frozen Jews. Aleister Frogen Juden 3:12 22-4-'11
    I've heard about it. Don't forget the Garfield incident with the troll in Febraury. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 03:52, 22 April 2011

Ron Atkinson

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. If random was funny... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:48, 20 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  He also has two penises and superhuman erections... Yawn. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 18:53, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. If random were funny, Lyrithya. But dealing with the British sports pundit with suggestions of beastiality [sic] and other sexual innuendo, isn't. Wikipedia shows that Atkinson is a repeat offender of the biggest crime in broadcasting: assuming the microphone is ever off; another case where reality is funnier than an Uncyclopedia article. Spıke ¬ 19:47 20-Apr-11
    Random is inherently plural? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:27, 21 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not good enough to keep though the incident did kill Atkinson's career as a TV pundit and writing for the liberal/left leaning Guardian newspaper. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:10, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:45, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

I want a cookie

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Pretty ugly as of now, but the introduction, and even the diabetes section, are rather good. --Scofield 15:09, April 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Random, jumpy, and really rather terrible. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:55, 18 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Yep Jackofspades (talk) 17:02, 18 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memes, templates, and an animation. Spıke ¬ 20:09 18-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:24, April 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cobbled together and held together with crud. Nah. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:26, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Removed some of the tacky stuff. I think it'll do now. --Scofield 15:12, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

No.28 Squadron, Finnish Air Force

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. He said it would be funny. It's not. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:49, 18 April 2011
  2. Geez... Really... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:07, 18 April, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's tediously tedious, as well as being boring, tedious and pointless. Did I mention it's tedious? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. Rap sheet. His greatest achievement (and bizarre obsession). 05:42, April 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 17:05, 18 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Strange article. Something meant for wikipedia but got on the wrong train and ended up here? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:21, April 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Tedium is its point. Finnish Air Force spends World War II proudly renaming squadrons and re-sewing uniform badges. It is only the line that the Squadron may or may not have been the inspiration for Top Gun that suggests that the author really can't do humor. Spıke ¬ 11:01 18-Apr-11
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