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๐Ÿ”’ Wheeling Jesuit University/Campus H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. No, for many reasons. (1) The page and its absurdly large local fanbase has long ago gained the status of a vanity in-joke, along the lines of Camp Fuck You Die. (2) This isn't a game, so I don't think you can sweepingly delete all the subpages, since the main page is not up for consideration. (3) The people who get this article get it. Most others (such as you) do not, so who are you to judge? I read it (not all, since it is god-awfully enormous, but a lot of it) and I liked it. Plus, it's very well-formatted and (mostly) well-written to boot. This is a niche article, has been for a long time, is incredibly in-depth, and by all means should not be deleted. You can stop making terrible nominations now, Lyrithya. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:25, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep Dumbasses... MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 01:44, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 01:53, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Even though I don't know nuttin about the history of things around here, I know enough not to delete any of the Wheeling Jesuit University pages. Please send me some of what you were smoking, Lyrithya, and send it to me now! (puff puff puff, thanks!!! puff puff) Aleister, a graduate of WJU 2:14 11-4-'11
Delete (3)
  1. These range from random to stupid to... well, random. The main article isn't so bad, but these really don't seem to complement it at all. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:24, 11 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't get it. Somebody spent an exorbitant amount of time making all this, when it all looks like vanity to me. Do we really need so many subcategories for some non-notable school? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:13, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yup, they're all crap. And an eighth subpage was VFD'd three years ago and nobody cared enough to remove the red-link. The main article isn't so good. Spıke ¬ 01:14 11-Apr-11
Comments
  • It looks like someone built a whole fantasy website here. There is Wheeling Jesuit University/Groups, Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings, Wheeling Jesuit University/People, Wheeling Jesuit University/Publications, Wheeling Jesuit University/Legal System... I'm afraid I don't have the time to dig through all this cruft, but I don't see Uncyclopedia as the place for a complete fantasy brochure. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:13, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    It is no joke, and some of its 1300 students have God-awful amounts of free time. I may have stumbled onto this while saving St. Clairsville, Ohio, but didn't stick around. Spıke ¬ 01:18 11-Apr-11
    I figured it was a real school, though the name is just asking for massive amounts of puns and other cruft from Anons. I don't think it's notable enough for Codeine's Mum to know about it, and it all looks like the work of disgruntled students upon initial assessment. I would just VFD the subpages and huff them all in one fell swoop, but I won't do that without some input first. By the way, this looks like a very legitimate nomination to me. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:39, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    The nomination is not completely legitimate, since you're asking for the deletion of many pages that only relate back to the broad topic. If you were nominating a game page, in which one subpage could not exist without a prior one, it would be no problem. But this is like nominating 10 different pages in a single nomination, or nominating all the articles in a category. You can't do that. Nominate each page individually or don't do it at all. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:46, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    The nomination was quite legitimate and indicated what pages it referred to until you modified it during the vote by deleting "and subpages" from the heading. And what does it mean to say, "The people who get it, get it"--except to portray as unfashionable those who disagree with you? The crufty subtree Lyrithya is proposing to prune is hardly essential to the school's main page. Spıke ¬ 02:06 11-Apr-11
  • *shakes head* MadMax 01:29, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
    Well, that was 2:15 that I'll never get back; and for what? Spıke ¬ 02:14 11-Apr-11
  • Closed. TKF claimed this nomination was not legitimate in the first place, despite both precedent and ye old UN:IAR indicating to the contrary, but by changing the nomination itself after the fact he has invalidated it even more effectively - changing what people are voting on in the middle of voting on it might work if one is trying to make them look stupid, but it also completely undermines any chance of reaching a consensus, as it removes both the history and the understanding of what is going on. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:39, 11 April 2011

๐Ÿ”’ Template:LOGON H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. As far as I can tell this is used about seven times. Jackofspades (talk) 20:35, 9 April 2011
  2. Required somehow I'm sure... - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 22:21, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Invalid nom. Not on;y is this fine, but you forgot the {{VFD}} template. That invalidates the nomination. --Tophat headless 02:29, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 02:30, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh yeah, do we really need a Template with only one use? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:13, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Erm.... When? and as you said, It would just draft over there. Wouldn't it? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:37, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
    The code would have to be transplanted into MS-DOS Zork 1 2 and 3 as well as other games and user pages. A single use template means that it's only on one page. Also, the code doesn't automatically get transplanted, someone has to do it. Jackofspades (talk) 20:43, 9 April 2011
  • And that's a reason why we can't just write down a sentence? What. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:46, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Yeah, no {{VFD}} means an invalid nom, guys. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:03, 11 April 2011

Navy FIELD

Score: 8
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Saw an IP blanking this page and couldn't disagree with him enough to ban him. This article has got all terrible things rolled into one: vanity, images from photobucket, and general lack of funny.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 22:00 Apr 09, 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 22:06, 9 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote MAKES ME WANNA GO PUNCH MY GIRLFRIEND AND RAPE THE BITCH. Articles about your favorite on-line game must superficially resemble an encyclopedia article on the game, not lists featuring your twenty best rants about the game and the people who play it. Spıke ¬ 22:16 9-Apr-11
  4. Skullthumper! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:26, 9 Apr
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 22:41, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:42, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. More angry than funny. Btw, the Wikipedia article has also been voted for deletion. --Scofield 10:54, April 10, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Sheer fancruft. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:32, April 11, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Robert Oppenheimer H D Oldvfd

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Just basicly a wall of text, its not really amusing either... - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button23:13, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Redirect. To J. Robert Oppenheimer, quickly. Thoughtful author links twice to the far superior article before proceeding not to improve on it at all. Spıke ¬ 23:24 8-Apr-11
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 00:04, 9 April 2011
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate...  and Redirect per Spike. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:30, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • 2009-cruft, redirected. If anyone feels any of the content is worth saving, go get it from the revision history and merge it into the other article. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 18:28, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Gypsies...those crazy motherfuckers

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is poorly written and formatted, and generally inferior to the article on this subject at Pikeys - Our Friends. --Coronium's signature 12:53, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just charming. Redirect, say, to Those dirty Jews. I endorse making gentle sport of any race or group, but this unvarnished hate is another of those things that is not funny because it's too hard to tell from the real thing. Spıke ¬ 13:10 8-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A steaming pile of ugly unfunny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:43, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Somebody maed another one for the disposal. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:26, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. --Black Flamingo 09:41, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's just terrible. And rubbish. --Scofield 18:02, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Template:MYOWWcmd, Template:MYOWWheader, Template:Myowwl

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Sectional templates only used in userspace. --Coronium's signature 11:45, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --And only on one page. (The second is also used in an Abridged version.) The first template offers no savings or benefit even there. Spıke ¬ 11:49 8-Apr-11
  3. What... I don't even want to know what the person was trying to do. I do, however, know that {{VFD}} on templates needs to go in <noinclude> tags... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:41, 8 April 2011
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Jackofspades (talk) 19:43, 8 April 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Userspace them. These may help the few pages they are used in, but it is pointless to have a one-time-use template. Since huffing them might affect the other pages, we could either manually insert the code into the pages, or we could just move the templates to the author's userspace and change the links. After all, the pages are already in userspace, as well. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:17, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Coronium, you amended your nomination within 3 minutes of my vote and I didn't see the third item when I voted. But we'll let it slide because your rationale applies to it too. Spıke ¬ 14:10 8-Apr-11
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Wouldn't it fuck up the Article it's Used in? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 19:46, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
    The code of the template gets transplanted into the page if it's deleted. Jackofspades (talk) 21:08, 8 April 2011
    It didn't when I did it. ๏ผˆใƒป๏ผกใƒป๏ผ‰ - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 22:31, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
    You deleted a template? Jackofspades (talk) 00:05, 9 April 2011
    No, when I copied a just-about-to-be Deleted game into Userspace, it's just-about-to-be Deleted Template didn't follow. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 11:25, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

World War XX (Video Game)

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Writing this page entirely in l33t does not make it any funnier. It just makes it harder to read. The contents seem pretty random to me. --Coronium's signature 11:18, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. We are so cool when we write in l33t. This article, with no other purpose, doesn't even belong in UnScripts. Spıke ¬ 11:46 8-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Format joke..and what else??--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:56, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Funny. No wait. Another word... Jackofspades (talk) 21:10, 8 April 2011
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal l33tsp34k is teh gr34test!!!11. Like my vote, this article isn't exactly an easy read. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:57, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate.????????????????????????????????????????????????? -Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 23:10, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete. --Black Flamingo 09:42, April 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Game:Zork ultimate (and subpages)

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Can we delete this now? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:07, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. No. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:10, 8 April 2011
  3. I'm all for a mass delete of all the games on Uncyclopedia they're all lame, who's with me? - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:12, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Unfunny crap  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 07:14 Apr 08, 2011
  5. Symbol wtf vote Wow. That's quite awful. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:33, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Yes. --Coronium's signature 11:19, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:38, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Arthur C. Clarke

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No real humour concept, mostly listy. Only alternative to delete is to blank and start again. Coronium's signature 20:34, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. So it's funny that this could be condensed into a sentence, despite having all that other stuff, eh? Bah, the guy deserves better. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:38, 7 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Deserves better. Echo. Aleister 22:19 8-4-'11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. To make room for someone to rewrite --Sog1970 10:24, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rendevous with Rewrite. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 14:56, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The joke about Arthur C. Clarke is that his science fiction is two hours of lifelike drama (more, if you don't go to the cinema for the condensed version) to develop a punch line that could be told in one paragraph; that is, genius in the service of nothing in particular. The intro comes close (also accusing him of devising innovative ideas only slightly after they happened in real life, which is okay). But the body of the article is awful lists. Seeing how many ways you can make fun of the format of the name of 2001: A Space Odyssey is especially limp. Spıke ¬ 22:08 7-Apr-11

B3ta

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Annoying fantasy nation. Coronium's signature 20:25, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote The main religion on B3ta is masturbation. Fantasy nation "off the coast of England" by virtue of being in the middle of the river that divides London. Wikipedia quotes the Guardian that B3ta.com is a "puerile [that means childish] digital arts community," but the nonsense month name is the trademark of Illogicopedia, to which we should trade this pointless article back, in return for future draft picks. Spıke ¬ 22:02 7-Apr-11
  3. Simultaneously boring and random... what an amazing new combination that is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:31, 7 April 2011
  4. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Boring is right, it's a chore to read. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:42, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bilge. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 15:05, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal G.P.S. Gay Penis Sex. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:20, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. B3ta is a genuine Website, but I don't see why the Author of this Article would treat it like a Deprived Area of London. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:31, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Burbizm

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Vanity unbook featuring the username of the author rather too much. Coronium's signature 20:18, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only article that Burbz213 wrote during his one-day stay with us, three years ago. Thankfully; and yet, to write another would be like William Shatner portraying a different character. Spıke ¬ 21:57 7-Apr-11
  3. Why did I seriously just read that? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:58, 7 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:29, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Craplocks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 14:59, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Mossad

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too much sex, anti-semitism and random without actually being funny. --Coronium's signature 15:38, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm writing anti-Semitism, but I'll put it in the voice of Nazis, which will be funny because I'll portray them as unusually extreme...no, that doesn't work. Any member of the Cabal could do a better job on Mossad, as RabbiTechno already did in an UnNews. Spıke ¬ 16:47 7-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Probably the same writer as Don't mess with the Zohan. Jackofspades (talk) 17:51, 7 April 2011
  4. I like our Cabal. They're adorable, in a cuddly way. This... isn't. Doesn't even do anything. Not that the Cabal ever does anything, either, mind; it doesn't even exist. Of course it doesn't. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:08, 7 April 2011
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:53, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. It's amazing that someone actually took the time to build this monstrosity. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:36, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. A mess, padded out with a list. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 15:01, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. This is linked on my current UnNews article, so probably a wikipedia link to Mossad would work better. Aleister 16:52 7-4-'11
p.s. Maybe redirect to here

Worst 100 Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do

Score: 4
Keep (4)
  1. I can't turn the lights out now. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 19:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep The start made me laugh. If something makes me laugh, it's got to be a keep. Also, we're keeping '100 times Lyfra has banned something', so... mAttlobster. (hello) 19:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keepable by title alone. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:13, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep!!!!11111 Did I ever tell you I once went out with one of his ex-girlfriends? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. and slap a hard rewrite tag on it. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 18:43, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)
  1. Please, please, please, can we get rid of this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:34, 4 April 2011
  2. Emm... Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward 05:00, April 4, 2011
  3. *sprays liquid feces all over the article* --Roman Dog Bird 07:12, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate for putting that song in my head again (though I did have it on CD once, just before it was a meme!). -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:27, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A small replacement article is now ready, based on #100-95 and #1 from original, a couple factoids from Wikipedia, illustrations from Rick Astley, and the above comment by TheSlyFox. Spıke ¬ 18:49 5-Apr-11
  6. I'm for Spike's approach. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:15, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Flip Per Spike's rewrite. I am increasingly doubtful that mattlobster's approach will come up with enough rhyming AND funny lines in a reasonable amount of time, but he is more than welcome to try in his userspace, as a collab for instance. Also, 100 does not evenly divide up by six. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 03:46, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. I like Spikes version. This is just overkill. Coronium's signature 20:19, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The first six are things that Rick Astley sang that he was Never Gonna Do, and seeing them set out in a matter-of-fact list in an encyclopedia article was quite funny. But there is just not enough material here for a ritual Uncyclopedia Top 100. Particularly, "Prematurely ejaculate whenever the word, "Spangles" is uttered," the use of {{USERNAME}}, and the use of {{C}}. Rename it Top ten things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do, kill the template, supply a photo, and make 7 through 10 really good, and it's a keeper. Spıke ¬ 12:00 4-Apr-11
    In fact, if you userspace this after you kill it, I'll do the work. Spıke ¬ 12:02 4-Apr-11
    I agree with My Learned Friend. Since you've got to be a good age (ahem) to remember this guy, this stuff could be wound into an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:31, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    I've been interested in the eighties for some time now, so I would probably be able to help polish it with images or something. This was actually a mainstay in my car CD player until it became a meme, which pretty much killed it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:43, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    So you haven't liked it since 2003? MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 19:53, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    It's not that I haven't liked it since then, it's just that seeing it all over the TV, YouTube, Internet etc. just kind of wore it out. It probably won't make its way onto a CD of mine again for another few years, at which time it will become old enough to be fresh again. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:57, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    As identified, only the first six lines are funny. Would be great if the rewrite could keep the same ryhmin scheme as those lines. Does 100 divide by 6 exactly? Someone must have done this calculation before. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • People, Things #94 down to #2 in this article are crap. Matt has solicited songwriters to flesh this out, in Forum:Who's on board with Rick Astley?; at this writing he has 1 volunteer and 0 new stanzas. My limited research says there is just not that much to write about the guy. If I concede that the original wasn't awful, would y'all please flip to Delete so I can roll in my Reader's-Digest version under its different name? Spıke ¬ 23:33 6-Apr-11
    But that would require people actually read both and compare them... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:31, 7 April 2011
    Not hard to do. #100 down to #95 are the new #10 down to #5. #94 down to #5 are huffed. #4 down to #1 are new, except that #2 is the old #1. Spıke ¬ 17:05 7-Apr-11
    But stuff in middles is less attractive than stuff on ends, or something. Neh, at least something good came of this. *pokes Spike's version* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:05, 7 April 2011

๐Ÿ”’ Detective Bukkake of the 187th Precinct H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (6)
  1. Keep. Can we start using VFD to delete actual shite rather than things that continue some decent amount of funny. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
    NEVERR!! โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:02, 6 April 2011
  2. Keep. I like it. {{expand}}? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:54, Apr 6
  3. Automatic Lyrithya nominated article Keep. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:07, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Woman what is wrong with you? MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 08:11, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. There is something incredibly troubling about the senses of humor that half our userbase apparently possesses. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 09:45, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. this shits all over any feature --Roman Dog Bird 18:03, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. In the beginning of 2007, this was kept, folks saying it could be fixed up and made glorious or some such, and... er... well, someone added a bunch of links in the meantime, but that's pretty much it. It has some apparent decentness, but rather little. Needs an article. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:42, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Disinfect.  Aside from bukkake being a really old meme, this really doesn't have much redeeming value. Is this supposed to be parodying a specific show, or is it just vaguely directed at all seventies detective series? -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:05, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is really just one tired wank joke, in the style of a TV series. Amazing that people expected it to improve. Spıke ¬ 11:50 4-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks incomplete after the intro/set-up. A waste of time for anyone to spend any time in this article's junkyard. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:36, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 17:55, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • UU: I would have, but I thought it deserved a vote before killing... from the history, it seemed like an expand would kill it without anyone even noticing. But anyhoo... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:24, 7 April 2011
  • Yeah it's kept. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:13, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

Random

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. This doesn't even deserve to be called random. Delete and redirect to Randomness or Random humour. Coronium's signature 17:57, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:02, 6 April 2011
  3. Delete One of the worst articles ever. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:04, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This was cleaned up at some point. It used to be worse. Doesn't seem like it can get much better, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:34, 7 April 2011
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  As an extremely random person, I can confidently say this article isn't random, it's just dumb. I wanted to link my userpage to it a while back, but found it lacking in randomness... -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:01, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Sadly, to report on this horrible thing. I will have to post examples. Random is a tried-and-true method of writing a horrible page, which this page is. Not saved by being an "Article in the style of the thing it's about." It's just too easy to write a random page; a keeper must be clever as well. Spıke ¬ 16:57 7-Apr-11
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Thee

Score: 6
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote One way to save it. Intro indicates that the Canadian National Anthem promises to "stand on guard for Thee," which sure sounds like a person. The rest of the article needs to use Thee only in the objective case so that every sentence could either be talking about this mysterious person or the second person. Article would also need a theme--rather than a trite superhero motif, some theme that ties together Canadian current events. Spıke ¬ 17:02 7-Apr-11
Delete (7)
  1. Casts the archaic pronoun as a superhero and makes some jokes about Canadians. 0/10 for concept. Coronium's signature 17:33, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. A good name for a page, but not this one. Random does it every time. Aleister 17:50 6-4-'11
  3. Too random, another garbled faux historical page. Flush to wackypedia. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 18:41, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Redick to Thou --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:35, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Agreed Jackofspades (talk) 20:05, 6 April 2011
  6. Random connections, eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:33, 7 April 2011
  7. Scared face It's so bad it's scary. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:04, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Dead Animal Rights Day

Score: 5
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like the title and the concept. Move to Dead Animal Rights ? --Coronium's signature 16:01, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Yes, I like it. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:40, April 5, 2011
Delete (7)
  1. Doesn't really make sense, nor make much of a point save for... being silly. I dunno, this one's iffy. Make of it what you will. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:38, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote Burninate!  Pointless, mostly meme-based (PETA), bleah!. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:24, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If you want to ridicule PETA, do it with cleverness and humor. This listy HowTo has neither. Spıke ¬ 11:47 4-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambles off into the Wonderful World of Lists. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:49, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 17:58, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete. Pointless, listy and dull. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:51, Apr 6
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. When a user snores the whole world snores with her. Aleister 17:48 6-4-'11
Comments
Because on WACKYpedia, nobody truly cares. As I mentioned on the Village Dump around the 1st of April, New Monaco actually killed the site, since Illogicopedia moved to a new server rather than accept New Monaco, and only IPs are regularly active on Wackypedia, more often than not to vandalize what remains. On illogicopedia, it would be dumped in the rubbish heap without a second thought. Also, two people here actually like it, and it looks like something that might have been passable in the earlier days at illogicopedia had it originated at that site. Nowadays, anything moved from Uncyc has a 99.9% chance of deletion at Ilogicopedia. By contrast, wackypedia doesn't delete anything since the only active admins there are wikia staff, so they have an open door towards lists and the like. So if I sorta like the article but find it too impossibly random or subpar quality for Uncyc, and on VFD with not much chance to survive, I copy it over to Wackypedia. Wikia doesn't appear to care, either. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 04:05, April 7, 2011 (UTC)

International Academy of Design and Technology

Score: 6
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Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Vendetta. A hatchet-job against a for-profit school from an alumnus with bad experiences. Found by Kevillips. Spıke ¬ 17:53 5-Apr-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Vendetta. I felt the same way, I could not even think of a way to rewrite it, I rewrote ITT Tech some time ago, but the difference is I think people have heard of the latter. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 18:14, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:32, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hatred != funny. Coronium's signature 17:30, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. That's just not funny. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:32, 7 April 2011
  6. Borderline slander, found nothing even remotely amusing here. -- Simsilikesims(โ™€UN) Talk here. 04:22, April 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Slashdot (country)

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article which treats a website as a country? Yeah, that's very original. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 20:27, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Weak delete. The concept of morphing Unix into a country is promising but abandoned in favor of memecraft, from Oprah to Star Trek to pwnage. I'd flip my vote if it acquired some real relation to Unix. Spıke ¬ 00:53 4-Apr-11
  3. Eh, turning it into a country could work just fine... but it'd need something this just ain't got. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:23, 5 April 2011
  4. Delete. Oprah, Comic Book Guy - it has it all! Except originality or humour. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:43, Apr 6
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Erratic flying elephant (Randumbo). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 11:02, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Get Kicked Out of School

Score: 4
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  1. This is still a giant, mostly unfunny pile of lists on a duplicate topic. Yes, the approaches differ, but... this one is a giant pile of mostly unfunny list. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:30, 3 April 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal LISTS! Take them out and you have 2 lines of text Jackofspades (talk) 19:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The student responsible for this should serve five years on a Roman galley. Anyone say Ben-Hur? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:38, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Hnng - listcruft. Oh, how I missed VFD. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:41, Apr 6
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Erm.... Romartus, Didn't Lollipop write this? He's most definitely not a Student. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 18:52, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
    Lollipop hasn't even edited it... Jackofspades (talk) 20:56, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Tyring not to get confusion over my similar article, HowTo:Get Expelled from School; which I think is better. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 20:59, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oops! I got confused there. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 21:01, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Game:ZorkFootball

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  You gotta be fucking kidding me. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 16:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Should have been qvfded - not even a game, just something an IP tried and failed to append to Zork. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:44, 5 April 2011
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal FOOSBALL!!!!!! Promising start, but fails very quickly. Oh, and every link points to some variation of ***YOU ARE DEAD*** -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:57, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Zap this Zork. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 06:41, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 17:49, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Gauntlet Dark Legacy

Score: 5
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  1. Apparently this game is like every other game. That could almost be funny if it couldn't be said for pretty much every other game these days as well, and if the article wasn't a giant pile of listiness rather like pretty much every other game article... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:53, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING Author evidently spends his life in games and on TV, and doesn't do the minimum to introduce us to his world, much less amuse us once he's there. The final section is anonymous cyberbullying regarding some annoyance on Facebook. Author SmashBros913 returned to the site in March after two years off, but didn't revisit this page. Spıke ¬ 11:55 4-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Private Doodles. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:32, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote This article Needs food badly. Jackofspades (talk) 17:53, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. In the last episode, he is finally killed by George Bush's penis, and peace is restored to Sumners Resort. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:56, Apr 6
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AAMP

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Apparently the party sucks, someone doesn't like it, or both, but either way, who cares? This doesn't do anything to elicit caring, at least. Not much there, nothing really amusing, yadda yadda. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:21, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A stub plus a list. Presumably I'd know what he's talking about if I were Australian, or whether this is anything more than randumbo; but between the toupee` and the derrelects [sic], I just can't figure it out. Spıke ¬ 01:32 4-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only thing I understand is Jane Fonda must wear a hat at all times. er..Yes? What?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:41, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 18:00, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. A dull list plus a paragraph of dull. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:49, Apr 6
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Bad Name Game

Score: 5
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  1. Game: match up names to make bad names... or something. This winds up being a giant list of names, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:41, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. 100% listy, very little original, including the suggestion that you call up a bar and page Mike Hunt. Spıke ¬ 00:48 4-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Is this a cry from the heart? Was the author of this article 'blessed' with one of those names?? All very Jenny Taylor. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:45, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Listy Jackofspades (talk) 18:03, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Just a list. Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:44, Apr 6
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๐Ÿ”’ Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote First she wants to delete VFD, then she wants to delete DoF; what's next!? --Tophat headless 03:50, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I mean this in all kindness and with deep affection. Are you out of your fucking mind? I've got this linked where I keep my links on my talk page. It's fun fun fun, partying partying yeah. Aleister 3:58 5-4-'11
  3. Keep You can kiss my ass in a lent thong. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 04:25, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. All due respect, but you have got to be absolutely fucking retarded. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:33, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ban Lyrithya --Roman Dog Bird 05:54, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Absolutely Keep. This is an absolutely retarded nomination. What where you thinking?? - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:26, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Keep Let's just delete really bad articles and leave it at that. These kind of 'look at me! look at me!' nominations are getting fucking boring. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:17, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote Voat Jackofspades (talk)
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  1. This seems dead. PotR proposed sorting out what are games and what are DoF last year and got no response, but we've since killed the DoF sorts of things in the Game namespace, anyhow. Perhaps we may as well kill the entire DoF, as well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:42, 5 April 2011
Comments
  1. And by "dead", do you mean you've huffed things that are listed on here? Why??? If so, bring them back, easy as that, someone bring them back and restore them. Jeez'z Christ on a polo stick, where is Mordillo and those guys when we need them to stop the huffing? By the way, where has Mordillo been since that meeting at the London pub? He's been very quiet since then. Hmmmmmmm.Aleister 5:07 5-4-'11
    I haven't huffed anything on there! What are you insinuating?! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:11, 5 April 2011
    From your nom language it sounded like you did. And I'm insinuating that you are a huffer. There, I've said it. Weren't 10,000 pics enough, must we still sacrifice big chunks of the site to saith your appetite? Monster! /blows whistle for Scotland Yard bobbies to come running Over here officers! Aleister 4:16 5-4-'11
    How... er... so? *considers just running for it instead of waiting for a response* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:32, 5 April 2011
    This is a fun nom, and it lets more people become aware of the article/linkfest that is Departure of Fun. I only meant one of the things I said (can you guess which one?) Partying. Aleister 17:02 5-4-'11

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  • Speedily deleted. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:01, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ 100 reasons to ban Lyrithya H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I thought Frosty did a good job with it, but what the singing muffins put up, they delete. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 17:23, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Oh you guys. Jackofspades (talk) 19:04, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. For making us lose the game... and because it will probably make a nice future in-joke. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:20, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:38, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. While this certainly isn't feature-worthy, it's evident that Frosty put in some time and effort, so striking this article from existence probably isn't the best or nicest thing to do. โ€”Unfรผhrer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 19:57, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep.; Why?:Not?. --Sai Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia โ™ฅ ads) 20:08, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 07:16, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote Keep. Now L is trying to huff Departure of Fun! So this page should be on mainspace for all the world to see and gather around for entertainment, although much of it can be rewritten and improved. Aleister 4:04 5-4-'11

#Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't know that anyone needs a reason, but it's nice to know there are a hundred. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:56, April 4, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (9)
  1. VFD --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 17:19, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. VFD MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 17:21, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. VFD--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:40, Apr 3 18:40, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. DFS mAttlobster. (hello) 19:05, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Sucks I watched this grow from a little baby article with high hopes, but it's pointless rambling. While vanity is all over the place, it has to be funny enough to stand on its own - and this doesn't. It takes a lot of skill to pull of a 100 list and I'm afraid it's not there. Move back to userspace where it belongs, just like a lot of the other "I hate x admin" vanity is.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 06:12 Apr 04, 2011
  6. nonsense --Roman Dog Bird 07:14, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Dr. Skullthumper. --Chiefjustice3DS 08:28, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. On second thought, this really is userspace material. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:49, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote Not bad But needs to go back in Userspace. No harsh Feelings. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz 09:29, April 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Per SlyFox, it would make a good future injoke and, per Guildy, Frosty has put in some time and effort, so deleting it entirely doesn't seem fair. However, is there a benefit to having this on the mainspace? A non-user will get nothing out of this - it's basically an inside joke that only users will get. Keep the article, but userspace it so only registered members can get it, like has been done before. ~ Humbuck Talk 21:55, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Concur that it's too insiderish to be a mainspace "encyclopedia article," only userspacing something has no effect on I.P.Anon's ability to view it (if he knows what to type). Spıke ¬ 17:59 5-Apr-11
    I did categorise it as an injoke, however perhaps it is to bigger an inside joke for the mainspace, I'll wait to see howv this entry pans out, and leave it for you people to decide where it belongs. - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 06:57, April 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Counting those calling to move it back to namespace (my original intention), the vote is currently at +3, meaning "slight consensus." Still, via HyperboSocky's slightly invisible "5 keeps" rule, I'd say this passes the mainspace in-joke test. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:58, April 6, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ DarkSector H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Copy-edited; now borderline keepable. Spıke ¬ 13:07 3-Apr-11
  2. Keep I'll walk the borderline. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:23, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. So much random, and in that dry, serious, encyclopaedic tone... just makes it rather wonderful, really. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:27, 5 April 2011
Delete (1)
  1. Game-cruft. Coronium's signature 11:03, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The least consensus the world has ever seen. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:46, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Euchre H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. I rather like this one. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:45, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Shame there are no illustrations but I don't think it's that bad enough to burn. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:18, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep This has some funny lines in it. Cuts those damn Europeans down to size too. I'm one of them, and I cant tell you, my size has been cut down. It's a little flaccid stump. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Not bad enough... for now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:25, 5 April 2011
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Droll, photo-less, random, listy, and droll. Done 9 days ago by two guys (the one guy credits the other, and takes a rhetorical bow, at the end of the article) and was minding its own business until author added See also links to unrelated pages to boost his readership. Spıke ¬ 02:26 3-Apr-11
Comments

Leo Fender

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Smite lightning Smite. Uh......... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 00:40, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No photos, ultra-long sentences, rambling in place of a theme, and on and on. Spıke ¬ 02:02 3-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 02:04, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Random and meme-filled... wheee. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:11, 4 April 2011
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๐Ÿ”’ Dale Earnhardt H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (3)
  1. Naw, I'd say what this needs is cleaning up, not deletion. Not that I can be bothered. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:56, 2 April 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Coronium, do whatever you want, but...dude...the man's a legend...he's dead. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 22:59, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Earnhardt deserves a page. The only theme here is car-racing fans are hicks, but I wouldn't do much better at a rewrite. Would instantly double in quality if all the Fun Facts sections were cut out. Spıke ¬ 23:27 2-Apr-11
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very low humour concentration. Coronium's signature 18:55, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol neutral vote Abstain. It disrespects the old #3, but I can't imagine a rewrite would be much better. In any case, I took SPIKE's idea and delistified it. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:24, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Carney --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:45, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Daughters of the American Red States H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. Huh? This is the start of a very good article and satirical look at the 2000 election in the United States, an election stolen from the Democrats and handed to a moronic warmonger. The satire is already good, and can be improved. I won't do it as I refuse to have anything to do with Bush or his handlers. Aleister 19:53 3-4-'11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. it is not random bitterness, I believe the VFD is more partisan this this article. The Red States was a real term and the phenom within its historical context was significant. The implicit joke of this article is to suggest the "red state" voters are also within the realm of racism. If users are offended by being grouped into racism and bigotry by geography, then perhaps they should work to insure their geography protects diversity. To dismiss this as "random bitterness" is to ignore the source material which is Daughters of the confederacy, which despite its real denials, is inherently racist. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 19:22, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Iโ€™m afraid of the dark,โ€˜specially when Iโ€™m in a park. And thereโ€™s no-one else around, Ooh, I get the shivers. I donโ€™t want to see a ghost, Itโ€™s a sight that I fear most. Iโ€™d rather have a piece of toast and watch the evenings news. Life, oh life, oh life, oh life doo,doot oot dooo. Life, oh life,oh life doo, doot dooo. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:48, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 21:52, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:13, 4 April 2011
  6. Okay. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:29, 5 April 2011
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. More random bitterness about American politics. Closely related to the already deleted MegaTexas and the currently VFD'd Red States, so it's kind of pointless to keep this. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:01, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Related, but cryptic to boot. I don't get the connection between this article and racism, but as the author says it's "the implicit joke of this article," I repeat my comment on Red States: if you want to name-call a region or a party, rather than write funny stuff, head for one of the many political blogs, where they do it so often it's trite unless we add funny new twists, which you didn't. Spıke ¬ 21:17 3-Apr-11
    I do not deny the article is rough, and my proposal stands to re-work the article into something more relevant to today. Underlying themes from this article is - votes are not private (ie a transcript of your voting record if you reside in florida). Sarah Palin could be part of this. I think the issue of stale is more pressing. I do not like to spell out obvious jokes. That is a huge problem for people that want knock knock jokes of spins on current events. I know a lot of my humor is lost on a lot of people. But the ones that find it, find it exponentially more hilarious because the do get it. This one is weak, but it can be improved. Obviously I am more invested in this than any of the anti-voters. Not out of pride for babies, but because I completely disagree that this is a bitter rant against a group of states about the Bush Election. Sure in 2005 it was. Perhaps in 2011, it needs an update. But that was not proposed or suggested. Eradication was. This fits the category of VFD for deletion, but, given my renewed interest in the project it now becomes a wikiwar over procedures, instead of trying to improve the site. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 21:30, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:32, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Kevin, if you want to completely rewrite this, it does not have to be deleted today. When someone nominates an article for deletion, deciding whether it should be deleted or tagged for a rewrite, the context of the article is weighted against the likelihood of actually it being worked on (at least that's how I do it). Most people don't want to rewrite their articles; in fact, they've usually headed for the hills by the time their works end up on VFD. So we put rewrite tags on items we believe need some entry on the site, even if said entry is not very good. When I nominated this, I did not see it as having any relevance here; then again, I did not see any of the implicit jokes you mentioned. That said, if you want to rewrite it, I will rescind my delete vote. We could have something very good here if the implicit jokes were made a little more accessible. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:41, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. --Chiefjustice3DS 09:32, April 5, 2011 (UTC)

Far far away

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. What...? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:31, 4 April 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It took so many Anons so long to write a stub about butt secks with sheep? Spıke ¬ 01:34 4-Apr-11
    The butt secks is gone now. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:13, 4 April 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Would have been better if they had stuck with one concept. The Shrek one had some potential, but was still weak. Though we could stub it, since Socky did some work on it. --Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:13, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Go, go away. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:37, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete The only good thing about this article is that it's not directly responsible for someone's death. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Red States H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. this is political satire not a rant. Yes I wrote it, and at the time there was a lot of talk about red states vs blue states, but it is still a very real phenom. The Tea Party and Foxnews ites continue to identify as a group, which this page mocks. To dismiss it suggests a political agenda by the dismissers. Or something less than good faith for other editors to imply I am bitter, comes close to name calling and personal disparaging remarks. This article can be improved. This was an early creation of mine, so I am probably a bit biased, but with the popularity of Colbert Report and Daily show as comedy, this article can be worked into a satire piece. Unfunny, is so objective, it is funny in and of itself. Because a joke is not understood, by an individual does not make it unfunny. This wiki is running close to taking itself too seriously in that an arbiter of humor has been self declared. Unnews is ruined --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 19:40, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Kevin. Please work on the pages listed here with some of the naysayers and others you can round up, and please come back and write some more here. Some UnNews' too. It sounds like you care enough to do some good here. Aleister 19:55 3-4-'11
  3. RANTING RANTING RANTING RANTING BIAS BIAS BIAS ADVOCACY BIAS RANTING BIAS RANTING PARTISAN ADVOCACY ADVOCACY RANTING BIAS RANTING BIAS. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Some are simply more qualified to make decisions about this kind of thing. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 21:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Because the guy said he'd improve it or somesuch. Though I wholeheartedly agree with Jack Phoenix. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:13, 4 April 2011
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Socky. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Keep He's working on it. Praise all of the Gods. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:50, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Keep on principle. If it still winds up horrible, someone who cares can bring it back here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:48, 5 April 2011
Delete (3)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. A close relative of the recently-huffed MegaTexas. It relies entirely on political memes and is simply unfunny. In fact, it reads more like one of those examples on HTBFANJS that reveal the bitterness of the author more than any humor that may have been intended. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:54, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. For exactly the same reasons we deleted MegaTexas. Coronium's signature 10:59, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If you want ranting caricatures of states based on the presidential candidates they voted for, you can go to partisan blog sites, they're dead serious, and this page isn't funny either. Spıke ¬ 12:44 3-Apr-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was going to vote keep, but then the page loaded and I saw the map and that other large picture. --Sai Jack Phoenix, professional killer admin (Whine?) (Wikia โ™ฅ ads) 20:10, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

#Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 21:28, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
#Delete Ummmm, yeah...I suppose there has to be a line. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This is linked to and by the same writer of Daughters_of_the_American_Red_States. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:15, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • The author of this article, that Kevillips guy or however you spell is, it doing a major reworking of this. I suggest everyone who voted "delete" switches over ASAP before they look like scrubs when I eventually keep this. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:51, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    You might've switched two words around in your above post. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:13, 4 April 2011
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. As I started my rewrite, I realized what utter crap it was. The end result of the CFD was for me to take a look at what it was, that I left steaming 6 years ago, and what others have left on top of it. I am afraid, my defense of said crap was based on an imaginary version I had yet to produce. I hope my progress is within the scope of what people look for in an article. I hope it to be a Colbertian version of Mayberry when I am done with it. --K3vin-Yak-Bak MUN,CM,NS 03:41, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
    As I did on that other article's entry, I will rescind my delete vote if you have an interest in rewriting it. When I nominated this, I intended to criticize the article. No personal attacks were intended, though I do apologize if they appeared that way. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:55, April 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:25, 5 April 2011

Bacon Bits

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

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  1. Entirely meme based humour. Mentions Michael Jackson and Jesus as two possible inventors in the first paragraph. Coronium's signature 18:59, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. the first paragraph suggested to me this fucking fails - Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 22:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not terribly worth reading, unfortunately. Not really going anywhere, either. Needs a proper notion. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:00, 2 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Half of it uses many words to say nothing; the other half uses many words to tell you he doesn't know. Spıke ¬ 23:24 2-Apr-11
  5. Symbol wtf vote Ew. What does Michael Jackson have to do with Bacon? Google searching yields only some sort of memey connection between Jackson and Kevin Bacon (??????). -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:33, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
    No, bacon as in penis, and Jackson was regarded as a pedophile. Congratulations for finding the only "joke" on the page. Spıke ¬ 12:46 3-Apr-11
    Oh, I see. In that case, my vote of "ew" was appropriate, indeed. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:25, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Final Fantasy Versus XIII

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is mostly fancruft, and the humour mostly vacant exaggeration. Coronium's signature 18:56, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Too listy. --Tophat headless 22:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Grrk. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:58, 2 April 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only attempt to write prose rather than list items--at the start of Section 1--is horrid. Spıke ¬ 23:25 2-Apr-11
  5. Symbol Burninate vote This looks familiar.  Ridiculously long development, nonsensical numbers, emo, the same old jokes that we see in every FF article that is burninated. I still say we should redirect them all to something else and save the storage space. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:13, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

The Offspring

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

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  1. .................*spreads cheeks* --Roman Dog Bird 23:52, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Is this humor (albeit band-cruft) or a diary? No matter, halfway in, it becomes a vehicle to get us to watch the band's videos. Spıke ¬ 00:15 3-Apr-11
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 02:05, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Nuke. Torturous rambling. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:58, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote Propane  and bad articles make good things... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 19:30, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Kerkill Seriously, this sucks. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 23:55, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:13, 4 April 2011
  8. Needs humour. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 05:04, April 4, 2011
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Doctor of the Church H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Fixed. Based on an actual category of Catholicism; an adequate spork-and-pervert of the same article on Wikipedia. Spıke ¬ 01:37 4-Apr-11
Delete (0)
  1. Folks with superpowers... that's just not funny. I mean, if someone wants to adopt this and turn it into something, I'd be all for that, but it hasn't even been touched in over two years. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:28, 4 April 2011
Comments
  • Nevermind, that works. Yay, abuse of the Spike with VFD! Or is this abuse of VFD with a Spike? Oh, the quadaries. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:24, 4 April 2011

๐Ÿ”’ Beard H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 2
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep. Meh, needs work, but this is still better than the rewrite... --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 00:40, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
    I'll stick some Chuck Norris in, don't you worry Gamster. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:53, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Rewrite's on the way, so this is pretty pointless isn't it? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 15:20, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Matt lobster is taking his time with the rewrite. In the meantime, let's kill it. --Scofield 15:38, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It needs a lot of help to become worth saving. I think we should just delete it until Matt finishes his version. Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:05, April 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. If this is kept, that means more work for the poopsmith. If it is deleted, it means more work for the admin. Whom do you think I'll side with? Er... I mean, it's kind of... not good. Still is. Like it was before. Yeah. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:31, 1 April 2011
  4. It's not funny. Coronium's signature 19:02, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Apologies. My recent conversion to Islam has meant I have been growing a beard rather than writing about one. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:45, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • See? The rewrite's actually NOT on the way anytime soon. Until then, we'll have the pile of crap wasting our server space. Let's get rid of it, and Matt lobster can mainspace his rewrite whenever he's ready. --Scofield 16:26, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ International I Hate My Job Day H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (5)
  1. Keepable for sure. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:55, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Eh, not bad enough. Has a notion and sticks to it and might turn into something if someone stumbles across it... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:28, 1 April 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Needs some additions to make the article longer and more complete, but has major potential. Maybe someone from the UK could add a section on the UK in the article. Simsilikesims 06:29, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. hahaha --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 12:24, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep What is this doing here? MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 18:57, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
    It's being voted on. That's what things do. Here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:31, 2 April 2011
Delete (2)
  1. It's International I Hate My Job Day today. Unfortunately, the article isn't funny. --Coronium's signature 16:35, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:32, March 31, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • A stub followed by section-by-section commentary on how various stereotypes will read said stub. I don't like the approach at all--sort of highlights the author and not the humor--but don't think it rises to the level of deletion. Spıke ¬ 16:42 31-Mar-11

  • International Kept This Article Announcement. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:30, April 3, 2011 (UTC)

Codzilla

Score: 6
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep per Spike's edits. Keeping that picture and moving the concept away from a wacky war might make it worth saving. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:17, April 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just about 0 edits since its creation in 2007. Its not funny, formatting is poor also. Snowman111 Butlerstar Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB Big GREEN Button Big red button 03:50, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Kerkill The poor formatting is because of that one new guy putting that quote box and that picture on there while attempting to make the article better. Unfortunately, it doesn't. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 03:55, April 2, 2011 (UTC)
    I have cleaned that up, and will now abstain. Spıke ¬ 12:10 2-Apr-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:44, April 2, 2011 (UTC)