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๐Ÿ”’ Template:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Not Delete. It must be a template because it is referenced on dozens of pages of the game. Am not sure it should be in the Template space as opposed to the Game space; am not sure the game should survive. Spıke ¬ 19:14 9-Mar-11
  2. Not really sure VFD is the place to suggest a complete overhaul of a game, since that would be what the removal of the template would require, but at any rate, it's in use, la de da. This and the rest of the subpages may as well be qvfded if someone can be bothered to condense the main thing, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:08, 9 March 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. *subpages*. Coronium's signature 20:33, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Game is awesome, keep the template for obvious reasons already stated. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:17, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This template's only used in the game Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle. I'm not sure why we can't just substitute the content directly into the game page. Coronium's signature 18:49, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • This game is VFD bad. How the fuck did this get featured?? And in 2007, no less??? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:34, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  • Is there any way we can defeature it so we can send it over here ? It agree that it's pretty terrible. Coronium's signature 21:44, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
    • We don't have to defeature it to send it over here... there's no rule that says we can't delete features. (Although I do expect enough keep votes saying "What? Deleting a feature??" that the VFD nomination will fail.) After Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle, the feature I'd most like to see deleted is Senator, as it is, frankly, a piece of shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:56, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
      • Yikes! Bring it on! Although (just as a user seeking Justin Bieber is, for a little while longer dumped into Justin Beeber) there might be the momentary humor (for us or the reader?) of getting this page when you wanted something about Senator. But it is an arbitrary hypothetical backed by listcruft and ramble. We vote pages like that into Oblivion several times before breakfast. Spıke ¬ 23:01 9-Mar-11
  • Nomination withdrawn. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:29, 10 March 2011

๐Ÿ”’ Just A Minute H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Lyrithya, it makes perfectly clear what it's talking about, and does an adequate job of being "in the style of the thing it's about." The only question for voters is whether the attempt to illustrate the humor of a British TV program with a fanciful episode using Uncyclopedia memes really adds anything. Spıke ¬ 12:42 9-Mar-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. A classic show. Delete this? Just a minute! Aleister 12:50 9-3-'11
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Could be better, certainly, but it's pretty obvious what it's trying to do if you know the show in question and it's not a bad idea. --Zarbag 17:03, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I did this! Well, I expanded on the initial one-paragraph stub. Not my best, but quite a fun idea I think. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:22, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's fabul...BEEEP!!!!!!!!! Coronium's signature 18:52, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep If you think it's 'terribly amusing to people who know what it's talking about', it's probably not a good idea to nominate it on VFD. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:23, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. I'm sure this is terribly amusing to people who know what it's talking about. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:19, 9 March 2011
Comments
  • Kept: Right, nevermind. I plead tiredness. Don't hurt me. *hides* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:20, 10 March 2011

Sailor Earth

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Wow, it's like one of those enormous incoherent fancruft articles, but in its embryonic state! Now's our chance to kill it in the shell! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:29, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame fancruft. Yes, it's embryonic, but it has taken almost two years to get this far. Spıke ¬ 22:32 8-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hype said "embryonic" --Mn-z 23:57, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. That's just bad writing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:12, 9 March 2011
  5. Where's the funny? I found maybe one joke, the rest is made up fake fancruft. Simsilikesims 07:27, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote BORING Next! --Scofield 10:45, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Catch a grue

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. So painfully full of tired memes that it hurts. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:17, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote Eh? Yeah, this one's pretty bad. Having innuendo and grues in the same paragraph is stooping to a new low. It would be nice to have a Canadian humor article, but it needs a better concept. --TheSlyFox 21:56, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. grues, LOL --Mn-z 02:54, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Meh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:10, 9 March 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A good introduction, but a crappy guide. --Scofield 10:40, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Perhaps re-direct to Meganew's user page since he seems to know about this subject. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 21:56, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Can I be an admin please?

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. From the mind of a man who tried to create a classic inside joke but failed to make any sense. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:56, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. But really can I? Jackofspades (talk) 20:32, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fails as Uncyclopedian writing about Uncyclopedians. Fails the "encyclopedia article" canon with its Q-and-A format. Epic fail by being a whiny brat about it. Spıke ¬ 21:03 8-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Should have stayed on the user's page or posted in a forum. Not an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:04, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. What about me? Can I be an admin? Pleeeeaaaase? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:44, 9 March 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above and stuffs. --Mn-z 02:58, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete.*sigh* --Scofield 10:52, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Why! H D Oldvfd

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Pointless and shitty page that should be redirected to Why?. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:54, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. +1 Redirects. Jackofspades (talk) 20:33, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Really dumb babble. No need to redirect; readers who don't know where the question mark is should fail until they figure it out. Spıke ¬ 21:01 8-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dribble. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 21:53, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. How... illuminating. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:42, 9 March 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. W. H. Y. Why? not Why! --Scofield 10:34, March 9, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Redirected to Why?. SPIKE's point is valid enough, but still - Why:Not? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:37, March 9, 2011 (UTC)

Follicle Church of Nikolai

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny and pointless. This was also ICU tagged years ago without much being done to it. --TheSlyFox 09:56, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Vigilance. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 10:02, 8 March 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Wacky Church genre should sound warning bells--It frees the reader to babble about nothing in the name of mysticism. Dogma and charismatic, mystic leaders become instant memes. Spıke ¬ 12:50 8-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jackofspades (talk) 20:34, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shave it to oblivion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 21:47, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Burn it down. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:47, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Tauren

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Short and unfunny. Had an ICU about 8 months ago that seems to have been taken off without fixing the problem. Jackofspades (talk) 03:41, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Yeah, that's pretty much just someone's essay about the Tauren race - I don't see any satire, or, even, jokes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:33, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A fanciful chat about a race from World Of Warcraft; doesn't achieve humor Spıke ¬ 12:48 8-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. sub-standard fan cruft. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:01, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Not terribly interesting. Or... interesting at all, for that matter. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:41, 9 March 2011
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Call of Duty: Black Ops H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (1)
  1. Add a decent beginning to this and a couple of funny lines spread out and its salvageable... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)ย 
Delete (2)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. IP vandalism playground, totally unfunny and stupid. BURN!!! - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 08:46, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. this must die --Roman Dog Bird 09:02, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Invalid nom, tagged with {{ICU}} by JackOfSpades on 3-Mar, will die a natural death on 14-Mar if not improved. (Has turned from 4 paragraphs into 4 paragraphs plus endless tedious lists.) Spıke ¬ 10:57 7-Mar-11
  • Sounds good I much prefer to ICU and give someone a chance to save it rather than kill it dead straight away. Leave it for a few days to get moldy or become a polished gem. Either way no more need to make decisions. Pup 11:34 08 Mar '11

Pop-Tart Island

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. If we delete Poppy the Tart, below, then this one won't make any sense. ย Likewise if we don't. Spıke ¬ 11:01 7-Mar-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty high on the randumbo chart. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:57, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I seem to remember this being here before. I think it was deleted then too. Jackofspades (talk) 01:45, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
    Musta been another crappy article. This page has no discussion page; history goes back to its creation in Jan-09 with no history of prior deletion; it was on VFH in Apr-09; vote was 1-4 against. Spıke ¬ 01:50 8-Mar-11
    Maybe it wasn't on VFD then, I did edit it on April 14, 2009 though so I've obviously seen it before and for some reason it stuck with me. Jackofspades (talk) 01:53, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Fuck PTI. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:58, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Not nearly as bad as Poppy the Tart, but just not a funny article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:50, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

P3 Typo Dictionary

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Is listiness and arbitrariness an article? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:57, 7 March 2011
  2. Yawn - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 09:11, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is like, Junior is told to write a paper in class, but elects to write about his moron classmates who can't spell. We feel for you, kid. Spıke ¬ 10:52 7-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Detention and deletion, in that order. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 13:28, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Ah, listcruft be my wild mistress. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:49, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Pickled babies

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. This stub is just... sad. 'Side, we have far better baby-related things. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:46, 7 March 2011
  2. I got bored after reading some keyboard mashing - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 09:13, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author amuses self by trying to gross out the reader; doesn't amuse the reader. Spıke ¬ 10:50 7-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:03, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:48, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Poppy the Tart

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author put in all those blacked out bits so your mind can fill them in with something that's actually funny or well written. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:52, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Don't we have a template for that kind of thing? Not that it would have helped? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:57, 7 March 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who is teaching these kids that every biography must start with birth and parentage? ย It gets really old, when what you are doing is inventing another character that you can go on and ramble about. Spıke ¬ 10:48 7-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I swear this was here before and got deleted. Jackofspades (talk) 01:46, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:48, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Poppy the Tart is from Pop-Tart Island (referenced in the article only as "PTI"), a page that merits your attention. Spıke ¬ 10:48 7-Mar-11

Weegee

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. I just... Words fail to describe the hollowness I feel when looking at those article. It's like any sense of joy and liveliness I have is destroyed by the vacantness and lack of... I have seen universal entropy, and it is Weegee. Pup 01:55 07 Mar '11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another page on a minor character from Super Mario features yelling at the reader, incessant quotes, hyperventilated rhetoric, and the same old pics. Spıke ¬ 14:13 7-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rubbish. --Scofield 14:33, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. but look at the bottom, the "Internet Meme Recognition and Approval Committee" has declared this. Running afoul of the IMR&AC is serious business. We might be in over our head here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:36, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:19, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. and redirect to either Gay Luigi or Mama Luigi --Mn-z 21:29, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Delete. The meme is actually kind of funny, but this page is a disgrace to both the meme and to Uncyclopedia. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:18, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments


Brody Dalle

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. You know how sometimes you're reverting vandalism, and you realize the vandalism didn't make the page any worse because that isn't really possible? ย Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:25, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Garden-variety random band-cruft. Hype's Change Summary that "This has always been terrible" is on the mark; also has always been the property of Anons. Spıke ¬ 04:35 7-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:01, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I think the page is vandalism. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:57, 7 March 2011
Comments

Marik Ishtar

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. For what reason should we delete this page, honestly? It could be re-worked or rounded out as much as we want. In all honesty, despite its use of abridged series jokes, it isn't as bad as a lot of what's on here. I wouldn't be so hasty to kick it off just yet, unless we want to make a new page to incorporate all the series' characters. Or something. --XSelo94 20:57, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
    "I've seen worse" is not a valid reason for keeping. It's a poorly structured article with no real humor or even any highlights of note. Keeping this sort of article encourages the creation of more articles of the same ilk. There is reason to delete, and no reason to keep. The exception to this is if you belies the article as it is is well-written or funny or even has potential with rewrites. As such, if you put your hand up to fix it, more than happy to move it to your user space while you work in it. Otherwise, unless you truly believe that as it stands it has merit to keep, then I'd be obliged if you didn't vote to keep it. I'm not deleting it at this stage, to give you a chance to read and respond. I can't say the same for other admins. Pup 06:22 08 Mar '11
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote "I'm on a blimp, motherfucka, in the fucking sky.โ€ The other of the two pages that use {{Weegee}}. The character (from Yu-Gi-Oh) is real. ย The biography is invented. Author loves the game, author wants you to love the game, author wants you to watch videos and visit sites. Spıke ¬ 01:41 7-Mar-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I fucking wish the biography was invented. This takes all it's relatively good jokes directly from the far superior parody redub Yugioh Abridged Series.--Count of Monkey Crisco 02:04, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. No hope for this one - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 02:10, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Cruft... I'd say more, but that's about it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:57, 7 March 2011
  5. Unfunny, and if it's funny to any audience, it must be a very, very, very narrow one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:14, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete YGO abridged did it first, better and better than this. Get this out of my sight. Jackofspades (talk) 06:25, March 8, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ George Lucas' Racism H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Fox, there is not a single joke to be found here, but it's quite good. ย The concept is to take Lucas's voluminous output and search it for patterns; the joke is that the racism is in the mind of the author and not likely in the mind of Lucas. ย There are other ways to write an article than wackiness. ย The quotes from newsmakers, however, make it look like it belongs in UnNews rather than in mainspace. Spıke ¬ 01:36 7-Mar-11
  2. Choppy, but not hopeless. It definitely has an idea to it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:57, 7 March 2011
  3. It's not altogether stupid and I even smiled twice. Honestly, there have been FAs I've enjoyed less than that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:57, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It has funny sections, and its overall coherent. It has issues with choppiness and weak sections, but not any worse than most of the stuff here. --Mn-z 22:09, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per above mAttlobster. (hello) 22:15, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. There is not a single laugh to be found here. Don't we have enough Hitler jokes already? --TheSlyFox 01:22, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. This was VFD'd three years ago, so I checked the edit history since the previous vote. The writing and content has been lengthened, but not improved at all. The concept still sucks. In fact, it burns my eyes just to look at it. --TheSlyFox 01:22, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:51, March 8, 2011 (UTC)

Malleo

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. One of the two pages that uses {{Weegee}}. An article on the Super Mario universe too minor to be mentioned in {{Mario}}. "He is also a pain in the ass to millions and was made to fuck up mario`s career." Spıke ¬ 19:56 6-Mar-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. HAET HAET HAET - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 21:05, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not notable enough for knowyourmeme.com apparently. --Mn-z 21:52, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Bad Photoshop is YOU!! This article makes about as much sense as that statement. --TheSlyFox 23:06, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I poop on this! --Roman Dog Bird 00:19, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I thought I voted on this one... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:57, 7 March 2011
Comments
  • I'm going to go ahead and make that Weapons of Mass Annoyance thing an actual template. I like it. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:48, March 7, 2011 (UTC)

Shaina Magdayao

Score: 3
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No keep votes.

Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Guess what? Our troublesome IP from Erich Gonzales decided that the moment he was unblocked, he would add some dumb quotes, put up a really nice picture from Fuck, and not improve the actual article at all! Genius! --Scofield 12:06, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Same as the other one. Spork-and-break. Spıke ¬ 12:35 7-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap first time around..and second. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 13:16, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Comment Yeah, I know. 24 hours blah blah. Honestly I looked at that and thought it was more QVFD than VFD material, so I jumped the gun a little. Pup 02:02 07 Mar '11

Template:Weegee

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. per referencing Weegee in a template. --Mn-z 18:54, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. That's just stupid. Also, it's apparently only on two pages, and doesn't really do anything for either of them. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:28, 6 March 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Chuck Norris and butt should never be used in the same sentence. --TheSlyFox 23:11, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Chuck Norris should never be used in any sentence ever again. --Roman Dog Bird 00:20, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Get you gone Jackofspades (talk) 00:43, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Weegee... --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:48, March 7, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Also also, please remember to use <noinclude>s when adding the {{VFD}} template to templates, or it winds up on all the pages using said templates as well. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:28, 6 March 2011
    • I did, it was the person who moved the vfd template who took it out of the tags. --Mn-z 19:37, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
      • Yeah, you'd know better, the amount you deal with this stuff, but seeing who did whatever would have taken effort. Anyhow, someone... well, assuming he reads this, now he knows. >.< 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:46, 6 March 2011

๐Ÿ”’ Medal of Honor (2010 video game) H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Keep The 'Plot' section made me laugh. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:51, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not bad enough. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:45, 6 March 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Bang. Bang. Bang. Blah. Blah. Blah. BLOOM!!!! This is worth keeping just for the plot section. --TheSlyFox 23:21, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Hahahaha. Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote BANG It sucks. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 11:13, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Love the Plot section, though. --Scofield 11:52, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Too much bang - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 20:50, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Not quite worse than nothing. The Plot section is a performance of repetition rather than actual creative writing, of which this article has virtually none. Remove "(2010 video game)" from the title. ย I'd vote Delete if we had another article Medal of Honor and if it were at all good. Spıke ¬ 15:17 6-Mar-11
    Don't you think there's something else that could be called "Medal of Honor", Spike? โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:45, 6 March 2011
    Absolutely. In that case the suffix would be appropriate. If we only had an article on the Congressional award, the disambiguation page might be fun; it could direct the reader to one of the two pages without describing either but merely by asking questions about the reader, as the audiences are surely mutually exclusive. Spıke ¬ 16:46 6-Mar-11
  • How accurate is this? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:22, 6 March 2011

Later: This was kept. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:26, 7 March 2011

Template:Anti-sucks

Score: 7
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. Delete Barely used template and looks like it was an old rewrite tag that has been superseded. I've removed the categorization from it but it still has next to no purpose. Pup 10:41 06 Mar '11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You're right. --Scofield 10:54, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed, this is pretty much useless. --TheSlyFox 10:58, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. We don't need any template that declares that a page either sucks or it doesn't. The encyclopedia canon requires that we at least seem to be giving the reader information rather than amusing ourselves with blabber. This template is used on exactly two user pages. Spıke ¬ 15:21 6-Mar-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. This appears to be an unofficial rewrite template, which is used when one wants to be more impolite and confusing than using a real rewrite template. --Mn-z 17:29, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Vigilance. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:21, 6 March 2011
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Barely used, not funny - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 20:46, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Justine Bieber

Score: 7
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's way more better than Justin Bieber and doesn't deserve to be deleted. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 11:05, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  HORRIBLE! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Burninate Agree with above. --TheSlyFox 10:28, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. On second thought, we're better off huffing them both. --Scofield 10:48, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Huff them both. The same technique as Justin Bieber, which is not funny. Redirect them both to Justin Beeber, as I explain above. Spıke ¬ 15:18 6-Mar-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. and redirect to UnNews:Grown man hates Justin Bieber or Justin Beeber --Mn-z 17:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
    Agreed, the UnNews article would be a perfect redirect. The new disambiguation page would also work. --TheSlyFox 23:36, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
    This is by Socky; but I make the point on his talk page that in Justin Beeber, which we saved from VFD despite its unfunniness, the joke requires that the reader seeking a page on Beiber get dumped by surprise into Beeber. The top of that page has disambiguation. Spıke ¬ 00:17 7-Mar-11
  6. Doesn't seem quite as bad as the other one, but it really is just more of the same. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:20, 6 March 2011
  7. TheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieber --Roman Dog Bird 19:29, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Delete Look I'm not the kind of person to 'rustle up a salad' or be understanding about badly maintained hedges. That's just who I am. Look, don't try and change me. It's not as if I'm a murderer or anything. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:51, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • The reason I said Justin Bieber was a worse page than this is because this article at least has a slight semblance to reality. However, most of its jokes are still pretty much based on the trolling comments on YouTube, so yeah, I don't see how this can work without a complete overhaul. --Scofield 15:25, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Sheepeh

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Needs a little love is all - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 07:59, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
    It'll get a nice warm hug when it arrives in Article Hell. Spıke ¬ 19:49 6-Mar-11
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Throws out a lot of cheap tricks but never gets funny or intelligible. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ridiculously horrible. All the dirty, sticky love in the world wouldn't save this shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:33, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some decent bits towards the end, though I'm not quite sure if Codeine's mum has ever heard of these Sheepeh. --Scofield 09:28, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Burn, then quarantine the area for fifty years. Put simply, it's offensive (not the funny kind), full of memes and generally incomprehensible cow manure. --TheSlyFox 10:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A sandbox of trite Uncyclopedia techniques, including grues, other memes, <math>, an entire section on Russian Reversal, and listcruft. Spıke ¬ 15:04 6-Mar-11
  6. It seems to pretend to try to be smart. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:18, 6 March 2011
Comments
  • Bite on the external link and the Urban Dictionary's definition is "a person with Afro-style hair." The article turns this into "A puffy, curly and fluffy-haired Jew that is not actually a Jew but a Jew." Huh? Spıke ¬ 15:04 6-Mar-11

The Middle of Nowhere

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful, pure stupidity - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 07:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not totally awful, but it just drifts off into the middle of nowhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:03, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote "You're fucked!" Totally random and unfunny. It was no worse, and was less vandalized, in 2006, but served mostly to induce the reader to enter Game:Zork. Spıke ¬ 15:00 6-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A pathetic joke. Save the pic, though. --Scofield 17:52, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Random. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:17, 6 March 2011
Comments
  • Why isn't the "Heart of Midlothian" the middle of nowhere? or to be precise, the middle of the middle of nowhere? Spıke ¬ 15:00 6-Mar-11

Treeman

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the hell is this shit? This is a terrible concept. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:44, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful, just fucking awful - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 07:48, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. So, it's about trees and, um... what?? --TheSlyFox 10:12, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  This guy doesn't know how to write. --Scofield 11:46, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Small genitalia. No comedy theme, no relation to anything. Of the genre, Create a character and then ramble about him for a while. Spıke ¬ 14:56 6-Mar-11
  6. That's... um... nice? Why do we care, what's the connection, what's funny, where's my smoothie? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:16, 6 March 2011
Comments

Level

Score: 8
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No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's time to level this shit. Nothing but BUTT POOP and 1337$p34k. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:29, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I would like this to go away. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:43, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Maybe funny in a parellel universe, its as witty as the delete reason I just gave - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 07:49, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Er. At least it goes by quickly. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:53, 6 March 2011
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Jackofspades (talk) 08:05, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mildly promising start is tossed into the trash thanks to some pathetic writing and randumbo. --Scofield 09:17, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal Explodonihilate Wow. This is about the worst one I've ever seen. --TheSlyFox 10:08, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a wasteland: Pick a word and then commence to saying "funny" things. When you run out, just rant at the reader; that's funny, isn't it? Spıke ¬ 14:54 6-Mar-11
Comments

Alexander Hamilton

Score: 2
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (2)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  - Tired of giving chances with ICU templates only for the writter to remove them, its terrible, lacks humour and frankly I should just post this on QVFD and be done with it. - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 21:03, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Technically, it's too old now for qvfd. I wonder... no, that'd take effort. Although... *wanders off* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:18, 6 March 2011
Comments
  • Deleted: The author blanked his own page, which I interpret as a request for deletion, and if he wants it back, all he has to do is create an account. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:39, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

Justin Bieber

Score: 6
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Alot better than that other article. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Simple excellent I don't even know why it's being considered - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 02:48, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (8)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Horrendous. And I'm not saying this just because I'm a fan. --Scofield 19:10, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I'm not sure what the concept of this is even supposed to be... but it's pretty bad writing. In fact, it's downright terrible. Contents also include Hitler, him being dropped on the head, beavers, viruses, memes, an obligatory tumbleweed... eh. Some of the individual sentences are reasonable, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:56, 6 March 2011
  3. Delete - it's fucking horrible, and if the other one is even worse, nom that and let's delete it too. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:32, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote DIIEE-EEH!!! JB sucks! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 10:39, March 6, 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kill it. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 11:03, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Its "comedy" technique--random cheap shots with no relation to reality--is evident in the intro and gets worse if you elect to dig in. Spıke ¬ 14:53 6-Mar-11
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'd suggest redirecting to UnNews:Grown man hates Justin Bieber. --Mn-z 17:31, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  8. TheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieberTheAntiBelieber --Roman Dog Bird 19:31, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
Symbol comment vote Comment.::A lot WORSE. I say redirect to Justine Bieber! --Scofield 19:32, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment.::Justine Bieber is the worst article of the 2. I guess there "Love them or hate them" articles. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
Symbol comment vote Comment. What Scofield said. Justine is much better than this but Justin Bieber doesn't worth deletion too. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 08:31, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  • What low standards you have Frosty. What low standards.... --Scofield 09:01, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment. I would like to abstain from voting here, as this one's just mediocre. What I'm more concerned about is that Justine monstrosity. Does anyone else think it should be VFD'd? --TheSlyFox 09:57, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote Comment. Better yet, let's just merge the two and let them be outlets for what is really just an overrated YouTube meme; if we get rid of either, someone will just replace it with more of the same. --TheSlyFox 10:00, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Somebody PLEASE VFD Justine Bieber and get this out of the way! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Justine Bieber was already nominated for vfd before, and kept. However, I find this to be a much worse article because of its incessant trolling, references to penises and vaginas, references to Nazism, and nonsense numbers. For me, this is about as crappy an article on Justin Bieber as one can make. --Scofield 10:45, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Justin Beeber H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -8
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote Copy-edited. It would be funnier if readers searching for Bieber were presented with this not hilarious but quaint biography of a black bartender than the total hatchet jobs in our other pages on the singer. Spıke ¬ 15:09 6-Mar-11 Copy-edited Spıke ¬ 19:47 6-Mar-11
  2. Not bad enough. --Scofield 15:20, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:50, 6 March 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. per above. --Mn-z 17:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep, but improve and rename Justin Bieber, per SPIKE, and let the other Bieber's die the death of a thousand cuts. Aleister 18:59 6-3-'11
  6. Symbol delete vote Terrible. And yet it contains paragraphs... real paragraphs. I'd forgotten what they looked like. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:24, 6 March 2011
  7. Keep. --Roman Dog Bird 19:25, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote Keep. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
Delete (0)

Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Biebercruft. I went there. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Comments
  • Kept; nomination withdrawn. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:51, 6 March 2011

DeadJournal

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Smite lightning Smite. Listcruft and unfunny. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not at all funny, mostly non-sensical nonsence - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 02:50, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Horse without a cart. Or... whatever the saying is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:52, 6 March 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Well, it almost doesn't suck in some spots. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:32, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. It's a piece of crap masquerading as a decent article. --TheSlyFox 09:52, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Its only possible function is as a vehicle for two external links to hump the web site of the same name. Spıke ¬ 14:50 6-Mar-11
Comments

Category:Things that likely to be attacked by Roflcopters

Score: 9
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No keep votes.

Delete (9)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. does not categorize and lame. --Mn-z 04:04, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Indeed, stupendously lame. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:20, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yay, meme! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:29, 5 March 2011
  4. I like roflcopters. Jackofspades (talk) 08:30, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I do not understand the concept behind the roflcopter, nor do I understand most internet memes and why morons insist on using them instead of things that are actually funny. Also, it's 5:20 AM and I should be asleep right now. --Roman Dog Bird 10:20, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. ROFL means "Rolling On Floor, Laughing," right? But where in the Far East do they talk about things "that likely to be attacked"? Spıke ¬ 11:30 5-Mar-11
  7. Bad grammarz. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:30, 5 March 2011
  8. I'm gonna play Sycamore here and suggest you take this kind of lame crap to QVFD next time. --Scofield 18:48, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote Delete. So it catgorises 4 pages big deal, its just stupid and pointless. The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 02:53, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • RE: Scofield: I'm assuming Dex (and/or Sycamore) is going to vote keep on this one, and if it keeps and deletion votes, that proves it's not qvfd bad or something. --Mn-z 23:59, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
    • You'll notice that Socky, Lyri, RDB, and I all voted "Delete" when we could have just deleted it. I don't think very many people agree with Sycamore's take on category deletion. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:04, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
      • However, since the nominator is fairly certain that are people that would object to the deletion of this category, QVFD would not be appropriate. Plus, there are more than a few instances of the community finding categories hilarious that I think are stoopid. In other words, the problem isn't with the procedures, it's with the opinions of the electorate. --Mn-z 02:26, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ :Category:Things That Hate Being Gargled H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. Keep. Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
  2. Keep. Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Matt lobster (talk • contribs)
  3. Keep. Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Roman Dog Bird (talk • contribs)
  4. Keep. Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Another n00b (talk • contribs)
  5. Keep. Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Thekillerfroggy (talk • contribs)
  6. Keep. Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Scofield (talk • contribs)
  7. Keep. Funny. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Frosty (talk • contribs)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. does not categorize, not funny. --Mn-z 04:01, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. Might be funny with the right pages, but the ones that have been included are just random nonsense. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:24, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Mmm, nonsensical at best as it's being used, and not likely to get any better, considering what it is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:26, 5 March 2011
  4. No. Jackofspades (talk) 08:32, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mocha hates being gargled? May have amused a writer who can't do better than random. Doesn't amuse, or guide, anyone else. Spıke ¬ 11:29 5-Mar-11
Comments
  • Wow, it took me quite a while to go through the history trying to figure out which faggot stacked the keep vote, only to come to find out these are all actually legit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:42, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
    HAW HAW --Roman Dog Bird 21:59, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Kept. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Hyperbole (talk • contribs)

๐Ÿ”’ Phineas and Ferb H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (9)
  1. This is screaming with great ideas, funny moments and super original. There is so much potential in this, did any one read more than a section or two? There are jewels in there. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
  2. What Shabidoo said. There's enough potential to save, but it needs some serious help. Suggest rewrite? BLU Scoutgineer 06:37, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
    One doesn't suggest. One steps forward. Spıke ¬ 11:32 5-Mar-11
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Have done an edit sweep, changed the numbers in question, etc. Why this is on VFH and why it has gotten so many nay votes is a mystery to my mysterious ways, it wasn't a bad page to start with. (oh, I see. Puppy edited some of it earlier) Aleister 14:06 5-3-'11
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. per Al whoring on my talk page and making me feel special. Jackofspades (talk) 21:48, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Major re-writing is working! - The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 22:17, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. holy mind --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:20, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Meh, better. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:22, 6 March 2011
  8. yeah --Conformist 02:45, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol keep vote Keep. per fixing and above and bandwagoning and whatever. --Mn-z 02:52, March 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (5)
This article is downright ugly, a complete idiot magnet, and doesn't even seem to be funny. Blargle. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:56, 5 March 2011
  1. No offense to Frosty, but when he was reverting vandalism, it was very difficult for me to tell which one was the vandalized version. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:57, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. typical aimless fancruft that sounds like much of it was written by a 12 year old. --Mn-z 04:08, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Torn but I must vote to delete because of the dates on the episodes. That was the tipping point for me. Ok Al you win. Jackofspades (talk) 08:36, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. some faggy show for faggity faggots --Roman Dog Bird 10:28, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. After all the fix-up work done so far, the intro still isn't English, it makes the point that the show is funny instead of showing how the article will be funny, and everything else is a list and the usual recitation of episodes with author's sardonic twists added. Spıke ¬ 11:32 5-Mar-11
  6. 'Delete T'was awful friends. I cannot abide it. Join with me in a toast to sunnier times. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:41, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopedia needs an article for Phineas and Ferb, but this is just a load of shit. --Scofield 18:46, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Meh Don't see much of value in there, but I've cut out much of the garbage in the latter half. Pruning down the first half may make it redeemable, but even then it will be a sub-par article. Pup 05:49 05 Mar '11
  • Kept. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:55, March 6, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ B.O.X. H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I took it back to an earlier version edited by Froggy, who gave it some good compliments in his summary line. Earlier version please, when VFD'ing a page, tiz the way to go. Aleister 00:59 5-3-'11\
    Thanks for the legwork (fingerwork). But in this version, there are 17 quotes (though they are somewhere else) and the acronym isn't explained at all, however awkwardly. The stub on this mysterious Weapon of Mass Destruction ends with a first-person moral-of-the-story. Still Delete. Spıke ¬ 01:26 5-Mar-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Give me three days and a bagel, preferably with a side of cream cheese, and I should be able to make this article worthy of being saved. Or can we no longer do that? --Sir Oliphaunte (แƒ’แƒแƒœแƒฎแƒ˜แƒšแƒ•แƒ)  Georgia-flag-on-soccer-ball-vector 01:40, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. keep --ShabiDOO 03:10, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep - Has a good concept, maybe somebody above can fix it up. Simsilikesims 04:28, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Oliphaunte. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:37, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:35, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If I encountered this page, whose obvious motif is a dippy acronym, I wouldn't have read it. Of course no one would have encountered this page. After seven quotes and two paragraphs, the article spills it: "The acronym for B.O.X. is actually backwards for Xtreme Object, Bitch!" Hardly worth waiting for. Then there's Fun Facts. Then there's phrases that, through the substitution of B.O.X. for something, become different. Spıke ¬ 20:55 4-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Possibly the worst article I've seen on vfd. Coronium's signature 22:11, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote Delete. The only thing actually amusing in this article is text lifted directly from Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:03, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
    That's just disappointing. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:21, 5 March 2011
Comments
  • On second thought, the guy wants it, so I'll stay out of this one. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:19, 5 March 2011

Kept. Oliphaunte has been granted one month and one bagel to make this not suck. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:37, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Adam Lambert

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Appallingly dumb from start to finish. Worse than a blank page. --Scofield 18:55, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Adam Lambert you say? Aleister 18:57 4-3-'11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The humor on this American Idol contestant consists of substituting words with random other words, and incessantly telling gay jokes, sex jokes, and masturbation jokes. Wikipedia does say he is "openly gay" so this is based on something; but it isn't at all clever. Finishes with the usual turning of song titles into sex jokes, yawn. Spıke ¬ 19:36 4-Mar-11
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small Fag Status: MASSIVE!  Also, Ugh Ugh. This is one of the dumbest things I've read on here for a long while. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:08, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 01:09, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete. Adam Lambert is GAY! Get it? Me neither. Simsilikesims 04:31, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  1. If this gets deleted, do I still get to keep my UN:REQ award for the page? --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 02:06, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
    Ummm... sure? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:03, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote Comment.Suggest it is moved to Gamma's page for further work rather than outright deletion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 13:18, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • An article this crappy doesn't deserve a second chance. Monsieur Gamma can start over with a blank page if he wants, but I want to see a red link here! --Scofield 18:42, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  1. It doesn't matter. As long as I can keep my award. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 19:04, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • Sure, whatever. --Scofield 19:13, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Deleted: Gamma287, if you want it in your userspace, let me know. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:34, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Table football H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Stupid, but not really delete-worthy. Granted, I was reading a random revision from the history. Seemed shorter than what's there now. Okay, so maybe I'm lazy... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:12, 4 March 2011
  2. Feature. --Roman Dog Bird 08:59, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Hard rewrite. Keep the photo of the French team with the caption. Simsilikesims 04:50, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. - random and stubby. Kupkari is the real national sport of Uzbekistan. --Coronium's signature 18:44, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listy, unfunny, racist and not in the good way (yes there is a good way). Delete this shit. --Tophat headless 18:48, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorta dumb. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Again, Coronium, nominator is required to peruse the History for a better version of the article, which in this case isn't hard to find. Spıke ¬ 19:44 2-Mar-11
  • The racism was inserted by an IP who made up the idea that "Edwin" and "Jensen" were playing in Jensen's basement, and Jensen was really a basement dweller with a Jewish mother. The article generally fails to explain anything about Edwin and Jensen otherwise, and has numerous inconsistencies. Simsilikesims 04:48, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

No consensus: Kept. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:35, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Hib of Midlothian FC H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1
Keep (2)
  1. Since it shows no overt signs of badness and a generally clever writing structure I'm giving it as pass for exactly the reason Hyperbole doesn't want me to. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:44, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I honestly don't get any of it, but that's probably because I'm not Scottish. But it looks like it would be rather funny if I understood it, and that bit at the end about the tyres (nice spelling!) was good for a laugh. --TheSlyFox 01:42, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. This looks like unfunny nonsense to me. Is that because I'm not Scottish, or is that because this is unfunny nonsense? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:25, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This isn't really coherent to me, and I'm not as optimistic about its merits as Spike. Coronium's signature 19:40, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It seems bad. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:09, 1 March 2011
Comments
  • Horribly written--You start each section feeling as though you've come in at the middle of the story--but I'll give it the benefit of the doubt that it might be amusing to fans, and it does seem based on real events. Spıke ¬ 19:07 28-Feb-11
  • At some point, we need to have a good, hard look at Template:SPL-08 in general. I think a lot of people are giving terrible Scottish football articles a pass, because they glance at it and think "Meh, I wouldn't understand this anyway, I'll just leave it alone." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:55, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
    I have no problem with Uncyclopedia having articles on Premier/major-league sports teams, or that these will be written to a narrow audience (though it would be good writing to include enough background to try to pull in the rest of us). Spıke ¬ 19:58 28-Feb-11
    No, I don't have a problem with pages written to a narrow audience, either. What I have a problem with is terrible pages written to a narrow audience, where every editor here says "Well, I guess I've gotta give this one a pass, because I'm not in its audience." At some point, I think we have to say "Okay, this looks bad, and if someone doesn't come forward and tell me it isn't bad, we should operate under the assumption that it's bad." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:45, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Written by a rival fan of the other club Heart of Midlothian - otherwise known as Hearts. Like (Glasgow) Celtic and (Glasgow) Rangers, extreme rival fans of these teams add a religious dimension too if you don't know the background. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:53, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
    So... are you familiar with this stuff? And, if so... is the page funny? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:57, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
    Not if you are a Hibs fan but besides the red links and the staccato 'style', it's salvageable. Perhaps Sycamore could add his own Scottish colour to the proceedings. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:37, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
    Heart of Midlothian, is that Scottish for the middle of the middle of Lothian? Spıke ¬ 00:34 3-Mar-11
    Yes like the common expression 'heart land' or the centre of something. The title comes from a book by Sir Walter Scott (Ivanhoe) set in Lothian and was the name adopted by the local Edinburgh team some years later. The Scottish like romantic names for their clubs, there is another team called 'Queen of the South' based in Dumfries, a name coined for it by a local poet in praise of his city. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:17, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  • Carped. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:53, 5 March 2011

๐Ÿ”’ Hermann Hesse H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't know, but there's something oddly funny about a werewolf obsessed with books... --Scofield 17:10, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Uncy should have a Herman Hesse page, and this is a great start to build one around. The concept as Hesse as a werewolf who loves books, and then writes them, borders on genius. I edited a bit, and even though I read most if not all of Hesse's major books, I don't know how to fold them into the words here but I do know it's doable. Aleister 21:42 2-3-'11
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Since Al is fired up on this, perhaps it could be kept and the central idea isn't bad at all. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:07, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Bloody stub. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:05, 4 March 2011
  5. Symbol keep vote It just needs love. I actually kind of like this one. It could do with a bit of sprucing up, but I think it's worth keeping. I'll try to do a bit of de-listing on it and remove some dumb stuff. --TheSlyFox 01:48, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Utter shite. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:42, 2 March 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stubby, three-paragraph biography was started in 2005 (by spork-and-randomize) and has not been touched since--except for the list. Spıke ¬ 14:55 2-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't know but there's nothing funny about a werewolf obsessed with books. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:25, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing really worth keeping. --Coronium's signature 18:28, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Not a bad idea, but it needs a total rewrite. Delete, and start over with the idea of Rudolph Hess' 3rd cousin. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 12:01, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I decided to try my hand at fixing it. I am, however, completely unfamiliar with Hesse's works, so someone with a bit more knowledge on the subject should step in. --TheSlyFox 02:42, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
  • So, yeah, this is like keeped. (Do I need to do anything else, or do the Smiths take it from here?) Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:54, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Category:Things that have eaten "Weird Al" Yankovic

Score: 10
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (10)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. doesn't categorize, obnoxious rather than funny, and vore related. --Mn-z 02:55, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It made me laugh. No wait..it didn't. Jackofspades (talk) 02:58, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bologna has? Locust has? Papercut has? Senseless. Spıke ¬ 03:03 4-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Throw in garbage disposal. Tripped the "What Is This I Don't Even" alarm, it's more like a Category-O-Randomness. BLU Scoutgineer 03:07, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote kill it now. Maaaaaaaaaan, this category be trippin' man. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:11, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Too much. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:35, 4 March 2011
  7. WEIRD AL LIVES --Roman Dog Bird 08:53, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Nuclear Explosion Seal This made my eyeholes burn. It's that bad. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 12:10, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  9. one more In b4 Dexter. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:54, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol delete vote Delete. Really shouldn't be here. --Scofield 17:23, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Muse

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. A VFD save from 2008, this pile of rubbish has been rotting in our mainspace for 3 years since. RAHB clearly didn't do his homework. --Scofield 14:55, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It seems bad. Mind, I'm open to convincing otherwise. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:34, 4 March 2011
  3. Most band articles go one of two ways: 1)This band really sucks! 2) This band is really awesome! Neither is really a funny way to approach a band article. This article at least tries to avoid that by making moose related puns. I'm a bit of a muse fanboy myself, and I sure do like moose, but I think maybe this needs to go buh-bye. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:57, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. buncha limey faggots --Roman Dog Bird 08:56, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It's terrible and unfunny and now it has 5 votes in 24 hours so I'm going to delete it. Wheeeeeeee Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:45, March 5, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • For starters, why is an article about Moose (band) named Muse? I'll withhold judgement in case someone claims that some of this bandcruft relates to reality, but casting them as, alternately, aliens and Doctor Who is just stupid. Nonsense numbers, encyclopedia clichรฉs, and other pomposity abounds; Section 4 deteriorates fast; Section 5 is the usual rubbish of making puns or off-color jokes of each song title in a list. Spıke ¬ 02:29 4-Mar-11
    I don't know enough about this one, so I think I'll abstain. Ooh, comparisons to radiohead, real original muse lovers/haters. I do know that "Muse" is a real band, and at least some of the article actually references them. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the whole "Moose" thing is just a little "ha, their name sounds like moose, get it?" I don't know of any band named Moose though, so it may be wrong. I doubt that any of that would effect the vote, but I figured I would share it just in case. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 03:16, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
    I evidently know even less! Spıke ¬ 03:22 4-Mar-11
    What do you know? --Roman Dog Bird 08:56, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

Deleted. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:45, March 5, 2011 (UTC)

Flapjack

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Too random to live. I still don't see how this wasn't deleted. There's no point to reverting vandalism. It doesn't really have much of a concept from my point of view. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 02:01, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Redirect. Aleister and I already saved the 24 Hour Breakfast War, and this article is starting out the same way. Spıke ¬ 02:32 4-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:06, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Oh, my... now that is impressive. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:35, 4 March 2011
  5. poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 08:54, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let it die. --Scofield 17:20, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Human H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not terribly written; not offensive, though there are many better things to say about the human race than the frequent recourse to the goat-fucking joke. Scofield, find the best past version in the history--say, from about a year ago--revert to that, and see if you are still anxious to delete it. Spıke ¬ 15:38 27-Feb-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.You're kidding me, right? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 15:46, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It is really exausting reading so many articles to decide if its worth fighting over keeping or not. This is a keeper. --ShabiDOO 15:57, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Why? An wiki like us must have decent articles like "Humans". Codeine's mom has definately heard of them. It is funny. Why delete it? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 23:43, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It's horrible, but not delete horrible. More like normal Uncyclopedia horrible. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:01, 28 February 2011
    What? --Scofield 11:51, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Uncyclopedia sucks. People tell me we can't just delete it all. This depresses me, but what can I do? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:29, 28 February 2011
  6. Human. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:56, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per spike Loopygrumpkins 01:50, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Terribly written, offensive, and probably a violation of our cyberbullying policy. Redirect to Humanity: A Retrospective or even list it on UN:REQ if you have to, but please take this away from here. --Scofield 15:31, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. I didn't have to read very far to decide that this article was written by a twelve year old. Total crap. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us โ˜ญTetัis? 15:42, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The real problem with this article is that it doesn't have any overall concept. It's been written bit by bit over the years, and hasn't really progressed in terms of humour. I'd just redirect to Humanity: A Retrospective which is a much funnier take on the subject. Coronium's signature 17:17, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • There are some good bits in the older versions, but the article is way too crammed up with random humor to be considered up to the mark. Reverting it won't solve the problem, I'm afraid. --Scofield 15:50, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
    Reverting won't make it a masterpiece, but will eliminate a lot of recent vandalism, and is your duty as nominator. Spıke ¬ 16:30 27-Feb-11
    It's in a terrible state, stuffed with rubbish. I will have a look at it as well now that I have seen this current mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 11:50, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
    The only thing that will save this article is if more than half of it is simply excised--and I don't want to do that without a consensus first. --TheSlyFox 06:31, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. --ChiefjusticePS3 10:28, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Ghede Punaniman H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. You may feel good about eliminating a not-too-bad article about a Voodoo diety. I'll wander by here and kick in a "keeper" instead, light some incense, kill a chicken, and leave quietly. Aleister 14:14 27-2-'11
  2. Let the fix kill it if noone wants to turn it decent. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:54, 27 February 2011
    Maybe I'll do some stuff on it, but it really isn't too bad as is. Aleister 23:56 27-2-'11
    It needs love. Admit it, it does! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:33, 28 February 2011
  3. Actually I'm with Al and Lyrithya on this. Seeing as Al actually knows who this is there is a chance it could be reworkable. Jackofspades (talk) 20:12, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Expired fix tag. Never mind, bed time. Jackofspades (talk) 09:05, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

  1. Symbol delete vote Delete anyway - random and unfunny. Coronium's signature 12:47, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If this is not a spork, the subject matter is arcane, and the text does nothing to make it funny to a general audience. Spıke ¬ 14:41 27-Feb-11
    Kills a chicken, sucker-punches a lamb, and shakes some bones on behalf of the naysayers. Don't tell me I've never done anything for you, and all I ask in return is one Symbol for vote For. vote apiece on one of my pages presently on VFH, a small price to pay for this intercession. Aleister 14:50 27-2-'11 (How's that for the best whoring of the year? Takes a bow, thank you, thank you.)
Comments

You know you have a problem when you start reading "February" as "January" Jackofspades (talk) 09:22, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

Code Geass

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Badly written and crufty, no real overall concept. Coronium's signature 16:22, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. IP playground. Spıke ¬ 22:07 1-Mar-11
  3. Badly written, presumably meaningless to those unfamiliar... if it even means anything to those that are. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:09, 1 March 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:55, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Fantasy sports H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is a very popular pastime currently, such that there aren't even blank stares when someone mentions Tom Brady and the mousey accountant says, "I have him on my team!" We need a page on this obsession, and this is how you'd start it. So: Not irredeemably useless. Spıke ¬ 12:38 1-Mar-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's short, but coherent. Not useless. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:58, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg Meh. It's not really very funny, but it's just not bad enough for me. Coronium's signature 16:29, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Not horrid... stub it, I guess. Except I can't be bothered... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:07, 1 March 2011
    I could. Rewritten and dedicated to the man my sister divorced. Spıke ¬ 02:05 2-Mar-11
  5. I didnt check the histroy, but this is a superb quick rewrite. I laughed more then a bit and saw a concept sneaking in there !!! --ShabiDOO 02:03, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (0)

#Symbol delete vote Delete. I get the impression this article is irredeemable uselessness. --TheSlyFox 10:05, March 1, 2011 (UTC) I am withdrawing my vote, since Spike's rewrite has made it something worth reading! I love all the nerd references (not that we're nerds, right?????), and I would really like to see more of them! We might have a Feature here if more people will adopt it. --TheSlyFox 05:01, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Special:PrefixIndex/Vandalism/ex H D Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (11)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Am I the only one who thinks those things are funny? Then why don't we delete the example on vandalism on weels too? It's like all the others. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 20:31, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Same as above. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz
  3. Keep Go fuck yourselves. And if you have any problem loading this, it's because your Internet is slow. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 21:23, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Onward --Tophat headless 21:27, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Dude, seriously, that picture makes me physically ill and I don't want to have to avoid VFD for days. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:41, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Damn you! --Tophat headless 05:19, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
    Fine, then I'll pick a different one. Does this one make you "physically ill"? --Tophat headless 15:01, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
    No, that's all good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:17, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
    Great! P.S. ~ ๅ --Tophat headless 17:09, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. FeffeFeffeFeffe --Roman Dog Bird 22:16, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS !!!
    I am 110% for keeping this. --ShabiDOO 23:09, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
    PS disclaimer. The previous was not an attack against those who want to delete this (though its bodacious and shouldnt be deleted) but is instead an ironic form of vandalism, as per the other two above. It is infact, simply a reflection of my low stardards of taste. --ShabiDOO 23:39, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol for vote For. I got lead poisoning from these pages. Jackofspades (talk) 23:21, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote Keep. And never nominate this again! --Scofield 11:18, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol keep vote Keep. Where else would we keep vandalism in case we needed it? --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:27, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
    The village dump? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:50, 3 March 2011
  10. Symbol keep vote Keep. It gives vandals a creative outlet for wankery. Many times after a heavy drinking binge I've thought, "Gee, what would be a great way for a young, reckless, psychotic upstart to act like a dick with no real world consequences?" The answer, uncyclopedia vandalism. In my inebriated state, I have Vandalism on wheels to thank for me not actually uploading vandalism to the "real" site and screwing everything up. As the saying I just made up goes, "If you take away the playground, don't be surprised when they start playing around in the shower instead." It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:20, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  11. THIS IS SPARTA!!!!! <<< The previous vandalism has been brought to you by: TheSlyFox 05:23, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. If anyone thinks we need to look at these individually, I'm happy to nominate them one at a time. But - why would we want to keep these? They take forever to load, they break things, they're so huge they resist being edited, and there's literally zero funny or otherwise interesting content in them. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:39, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page purporting to be examples of vandalism of a wiki, and seeming to be vandalism of a wiki, is probably vandalism of a wiki. There is no concept even for any occasional humor except to be something that has the precision of a can of spray paint. Hyperbole, your link does exactly identify (rather than merely describe) the pages you want deleted; so, as for games, separate votes should not be necessary. Spıke ¬ 18:57 28-Feb-11
  3. Indeed... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 19:04, 28 February 2011
  4. Ugly, unfunny, unimaginative. Unsuited to Uncyclopedia. Coronium's signature 19:08, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think the concept could work, if the pages are kept under 40 kb (or so) and don't break the internet whilst loading. Right now, they are almost unloadable and uneditable. I don't see any problem with deleting the current ones and working out a system to create new ones, if we have the need for them. --Mn-z 21:42, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I would like to register a complaint. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:43, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Symbol comment vote Comment. I agree with all keep votes. If we get rid of it, it's just going to cause vandalism to overflow into the real articles, and that would just be a mess. Not to mention it's one of my favorite parts of the site. --TheSlyFox 06:20, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

Hidden Imam

Score: 4
Keep (2)
  1. Keep I think it's funny that "2006cruft" is typically funnier than anything that gets featured. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 21:30, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Weak keep Thinking it should be renamed though. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:01, March 1, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Obviously unfinished article that would have assuredly been lost to the ICU if written today. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:30, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Blending the Skywalker/Kenobi dynasty into the Muslim Mahdi is an interesting idea. But this 2006 biography never got past the section on Birth. Spıke ¬ 19:02 28-Feb-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yay, 2006cruft ! Coronium's signature 19:39, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Hyperbole Jackofspades (talk) 20:21, February 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Unfinished, underdeveloped notion that doesn't seem that good. Maybe it could have been. Maybe it still could be... *eyes Dexter* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:35, 1 March 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. A relic from a different age. Can't see who will want to work on this without starting afresh. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:49, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Jeremy Bernal

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Relies on kitten huffing and randumbo for humor. Subject is so obscure that it borders on a personal attack. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:23, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Urghhh.... --Coronium's signature 18:30, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Relies totally on kitten huffing and randumbo. So obscure that Wikipedia reports their deletion of it thus: A7 - must assert notability in a real sense I'll give it an A7 as well, whatever that is. Spıke ¬ 19:46 2-Mar-11
  4. HAH! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:07, 4 March 2011
Comments

Erich Gonzales

Score: 8
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. Delete. We have ourselves a troublesome IP who is sporking Wikipedia pages about Filipina actresses, and then adding a quote to the top that says that the actress is "fucked" or "fucking." See also Shaina Magdayao, where the IP is edit-warring with me over the ICU tag. Um... think I should add the IP to Ban Patrol, or is there a better way to handle this? Anyway, this page slipped our notice for a couple weeks and should be deleted. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:04, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Referring to ourselves with the royal "we" now are we? Jackofspades (talk) 00:11, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
    Hardly; if you are on this page because you care, the problem is hardly Hype's alone. Spıke ¬ 00:31 3-Mar-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeah this should go. Jackofspades (talk) 00:11, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intensely unfunny. Spıke ¬ 00:31 3-Mar-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. QVFD worthy.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:05, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Incinerate. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:04, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fuck this IP. --Scofield 14:53, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. What, more of this? Yeesh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:33, 4 March 2011
  8. Oh, for the love of God. --Roman Dog Bird 08:57, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Dissociative Identity Disorder H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (7)
  1. Keep. This is the work of User:So So, one of our best writers, doing something that's kind of hard to get at first glance - he kept vandalizing his own article in bizarre ways, suggesting that he himself had Dissociative Identity Disorder. So, the joke is in the edit history. It's not a very accessible joke, but it is kind of funny when you finally do get it. One of his personalities is a juvenile vandal, one is Japanese, and one is, apparently, a cat. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:48, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I agree with hyp on this one. It's a remarkable article done in the style of wh- get bent you bloody wankers, you all suck cock. Jackofspades (talk) 21:12, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Hype's explanation, So So's genius, the fact that the page has been protected to amberize the joke within the history, better than your average map. Aleister 21:13 2-3-'11
  4. Keep Somebody got VFD and VFH mixed up. It's happened before. MegaPleb โ€ข Dexter111344 โ€ข Complain here 05:07, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep There are so many articles out there based on Chuck Norris being awesome. Why is this nominated? mAttlobster. (hello) 15:28, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's a different kind of article that not everyone can get. No one is going to understand every joke there is, but that's no reason to get rid of something that is actually quite clever. Loopygrumpkins 01:56, March 4, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Keep, assuming it's the only one. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:29, 4 March 2011
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless one-liner. Even I, a lover of stupid humour, didn't find it funny (by the way, can someone fix this? I can't figure out how to work the bloody source code). Seijana 20:32, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The page is protected; you click on "penis enlargement" and you see the real text of the page, which is in the change history at 2006. There is no reason this joke (essentially, the page is "in the style of the thing it's about") needs to be hidden and put off-limits. If you want to play games with the reader, put it in Games. Spıke ¬ 20:51 2-Mar-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't really find the joke funny, even after Hyperbole's explanation. Coronium's signature 21:01, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • The directions are there; just copy the thing above, next time... at any rate, no template for the page due to protection, and I can't be arsed to read the talkpage to sort out what it even is, so I'll just leave, now. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:41, 2 March 2011
  • Kept --ChiefjusticePS3 10:23, March 4, 2011 (UTC)

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Score: -5
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Short but not awful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:58, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Predictable humor but flashes of brilliance. (The program replaced "the previous series, Ostrich Month, which was a commercial failure.") Froggy and e|m|c started this last July and never finished it, despite being asked nicely by the Chief Justice. I.P.Anon has taken it straight downhill since then. Coronium, revert this to the best version in the history! Spıke ¬ 19:40 2-Mar-11
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I reverted it to the pre-shat-upon version and then ran through and tuned it up, and now I think it's actually a pretty nice little stub. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:31, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Thanks for the clean up. this is a fun article. And slightly funny. --ShabiDOO 02:00, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. --Scofield 15:50, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Good enough. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:13, 4 March 2011
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Beautifully crufty little stub about some sort of television program. --Coronium's signature 18:55, March 2, 2011 (UTC)
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UnPoetia:Naughty Limericks

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No keep votes.

Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Plagiarism. As I pointed out when it was on VFH Jackofspades (talk) 05:09, March 3, 2011 (UTC)
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