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🔒 UnNews:I sneezed H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (9)

#Keep. I like this article. The concept is funny: it's a journalist's job to report the news, and this one is phoning it in by reporting on his sneeze. It's reasonably well-written and we've kept far worse. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:21, January 21, 2011 (UTC) I'm staying out of this one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:56, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

  1. What the hell are you on, it reads just like the news (or maybe i'm just a dumbass, you tell me). It's a stupid subject yes, but come on! I see it as a parody if anything. I even chuckled a bit! That's rare with me reading things here! I'm just some putz though, so whatever. I like it. --Roman Dog Bird 06:01, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:18, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep. I do like this one, I hope it doesn't get deleted. --FlareHunter76 1:43, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Everything I do should make the headlines. I'm that important! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:53, 21 January 2011
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. There was this one time I remember doing a sneeze, and stuff came out my nose, and I had to use what was called a "handkerchef". It wasn't a nice experience, and this news report captures it perfectly. Maybe call it quits at this one, though, or maybe at "UnNews:Crimes against humanity in my pants". Aleister 12:00 21-1-'11
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. I dont see the controversy at all. --Shabidoo 12:04, January 21, 2011] (UTC)
  7. Keep The joke is treating this incident as news, thus it has to be on UnNews. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:08, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Keep. Not based on news? So? Climb off that high horse there, this is UnNews, remember? Besides, UnNews:My son makes the play of the game is hardly based on news, and it's one of my favourite articles on the site. This is an amusing little article, and the more so because it's in UnNews. So keep it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:59, Jan 21
  9. Symbol keep vote Keep. YES! UU and Matt lobster get it (not to mention all you others that voted keep)! If I move this off UnNews part of the joke is gone. Also, I didn't "resist" putting it on Illogicopedia, I just said I wasn't going to try to get it removed from here. I may put it on Illogicopedia at some point, but not at the expense of it getting deleted here. Maybe you guys just don't get the joke. That's a common thing for any article. Also Lyrithya, I will do something with this, I just haven't yet. And yes, I did put time and thought into this. --Tophat headless 13:11, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A week has passed, so we can legitimately nominate this one in place of the vote closed by Mordillo. This is a quaint first-person essay. As it is not based on news and does not read like news, it has no business being in UnNews except that we have a Recent UnNews column that you can use to hump your article before it has been Pee Reviewed. Lyrithya suggested that the article would be a better fit at Illogicopedia and author resisted. I do not insist that it be huffed if author will move it to any other namespace. Spıke ¬ 02:33 21-Jan-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Big sneezing poopy I agree with everything Spike said. Unless the user moves it, kill it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:37, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete or Move. Your choice. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2145 EST 20 JAN 2011
  4. Aye. Unless he actually does something with it... kill, kill. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:48, 21 January 2011
Comments
  • Overwhelmingly kept. It turns out that not-news is, in fact, UnNews. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 02:15, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

Characters in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas/minor

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This one deals with the minor characters. reason is the same as I said below. Also, a big poopy. Kill it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:17, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Same as below, only the characters are even more obscure. Spıke ¬ 01:51 21-Jan-11
  3. HerbertcowardHerbertcowardHerbertcowardHerbertcowardHerbertcoward --Roman Dog Bird 06:21, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Hey, it's a shit GTA article! What are the odds? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:21, Jan 21
  5. 934403 20070712 screen007934403 20070712 screen007934403 20070712 screen007934403 20070712 screen007934403 20070712 screen007 I am greatSoup? 20:56 21-Jan-11
Comments

CouchSurfing

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. PLEASE KEEP. I promise to take a stab at it. either keep it or send it to my user space :)

This is the first time Ive seen an article I really want to rewrite (though I agree with the criticism and I wont do anything until February). --Shabidoo 23:28, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Big poopy Good title, but how the concept was executed made it go splat in the wall. Kill it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:08, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's not a good title; what's with the orthography? why not Couch surfing as you'd expect? Anyway, from the first sentence, this tries to sell me rather than make me laugh. First paragraph alone is utterly incoherent; then the red-links start. Spıke ¬ 02:13 21-Jan-11
    I. Hate. Red. Links.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:14, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. OK, now this is a great example of an article with no redeeming value. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2154 EST 20 JAN 2011
  4. Way too incoherent. Seems like an amusing concept though, from what I can get out of it. --Roman Dog Bird 06:10, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The springs are broken on this one. Return to warehouse. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:24, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete. Serious suckage on display. --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:24, Jan 21
Comments
  • This is mostly the work of Guaka in 2007. Read the talk page (as nominator should do anyway, at least to see if it was on VFD before)--it is a tie in to some blog. Spıke ¬ 02:19 21-Jan-11

Grand Theft Auto: Santiago 1973

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Another big poopy What is with all the GTA articles being mixed up with politicians? Must be the same author who created the character lists of a similiar GTA article below. Doesn't he know that making these kinds of GTA articles are not funny and only are good for being fed to rabid pitbulls owned by Roman Dog Bird? Anyway's, kill it. --If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 02:01, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
    I only have one dog and he's fuckin' adorable. --Roman Dog Bird 06:12, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I feel bad faulting author below for rehashing the Bush/Clinton era. This one goes all the way back to Pinochet/Allende; and except for playing out that drama, there's nothing here. Spıke ¬ 02:10 21-Jan-11
  3. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --Roman Dog Bird 06:12, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Don't see the connections on this one at all. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:26, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Hey, it's a shit GTA article! What are the odds? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:21, Jan 21
Comments

Characters in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.I highly doubt.... no, scratch that, I KNOW none of this relates to the game. Too much randomness and cruft. Also, it's a big poopy. Kill it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:17, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Politicians (mostly from author's parents' years, in the Clinton-Bush administrations) turned into memes and rambled about on the flimsy pretense that they were characters in a game. Spıke ¬ 01:49 21-Jan-11
  3. so funny i forgot to laugh --Roman Dog Bird 06:23, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Hey, it's a shit GTA article! What are the odds? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:20, Jan 21
  5. Symbol delete vote Yeah, kill all of them and whatnot. I am greatSoup? 20:57 21-Jan-11
Comments

Game:GOD 82

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Nom I am ashamed to say that I, Mcpee, created this game a very long time ago. This was back in my n00b days. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 00:58, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Big poopy Kill it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:03, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Your wish... shall be granted McPee. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2155 EST 20 JAN 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I normally don't vote on Game:, but if this is what you want, I'm in. Spıke ¬ 03:00 21-Jan-11
  5. Yes. Although if you think it's embarrassing, why bring it here where we'd all look at it? QVFD would be more discreet, as well... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:34, 21 January 2011
Funny, until January 4, 2011, I was a noob. Just some newbie wandering around and posting shit. So back when I really meant 'retire', I meant retire from doing shit humour and go into doing real humour. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 18:32, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  1. Symbol delete vote Silly Maniac mcpee I am greatSoup? 20:17 21-Jan-11
Comments

Xristianity

Score: 4
Keep (2)
  1. RedCheckMark Strong keep. Some people just don't get it. XD  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 21:17, 20 January 2011
    You are welcome to spell it out for us. Spıke ¬ 01:21 21-Jan-11
  2. Keep Not seeing the problem here. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:41, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Incomprehensible, no real overall concept. Lots of bad sex jokes. Survived VFD in 2008, basically because it was judged not to be "harmful". We hopefully have higher standards now. Coronium 17:12, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "conjuring computer game consoles from his anus." Awful intro; this scrambling of the icons of Christianity with sex jokes and gay jokes needs something more to be funny, such as humor. Spıke ¬ 17:24 20-Jan-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Having no reason is offensive in my book as this means that the useless article is a freeloading degenerate. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:06, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I sure we have at least half a dozen articles that cover the subject better. --Mn-z 21:59, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Fire2 KILL IT WITH FIRE!  Very much per Mr. Mnz -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2203 EST 20 JAN 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorry, it's a mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:49, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Somebody explain this article to me I really don't get it. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 19:46, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept in Aug'08, 4-2. Mhaille called it "inoffensive." There was no affirmative defense of the article, but two voters asserted that it was not vanity by someone named Xris, er, Chris. Spıke ¬ 17:21 20-Jan-11

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, it's even worse than the previously huffed article. As an editor at the Call of Duty wiki who doesn't like Black Ops, I should find this funniest out of anyone, yet fail to see one aspect of how it could be classed as funny. Smuff [cite your sources or die]
  2. Yeah, this never really made it off the ground... it's now excessively long, unfocussed, unfunny, rather irritating, and guuuh. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:31, 19 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote "THIS SHIT IS WACK!!!!!" This gamecruft is interminable listcruft. Spıke ¬ 22:43 19-Jan-11
  4. Fire2 KILL IT WITH FIRE!  Whoever is responsible for this shit needs to be drawn and quartered. No redeeming value. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2155 EST 19 JAN 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Bigger poopy I love the game, thats why I hate this article. kill it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:05, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm pretty shure I ICUed this when it was still new. I don't know when the author decided it was ready to take that off. Anyway, it's bad. --Tophat headless 01:36, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
    It's not bad, it's big poopy. Get it right, dumbass.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:41, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Here as in Dark matter Anon (evidently not the same one) saw fit to replace the first definitional word with "Nigger." What a card. Spıke ¬ 22:43 19-Jan-11

Spain II: The Revenge

Score: 5
Keep (1)
  1. Mega Keep. In the drive to purge the website of the horrifying banality of the Chuck Norris jokes, it may, in my humble opnion lead to articles being deleted solely because they aren't super helarious and have too many Chuck Norris jokes. This is one of the few articles where the CN jokes made me laugh. Further more, anyone who lives in Europe will find atleast a few of the Spanish references funny (if not VERY funny). Mega keep. --Shabidoo 02:45, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I counted 53 uses of the name "Chuck Norris" "Chuck" and "Norris". It works out to 5.92 instances per kilobyte of article. To put that in perspective, on the article Chuck Norris, its only 2.41 instances per kilobyte. --Mn-z 02:29, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Presumably Spain was the set of one of the many Chuck Norris action flicks, but I can't find it. At any rate, force-fitting Norris to Spain (or to the Basque region) is arbitrary--there's nothing to suggest a real-world reason or provide anything but a springboard to ramble. Spıke ¬ 02:48 18-Jan-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Basically not funny at all besides everything else. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:57, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. The problem isn't so much the overabundance of Chuck Norris so much that it's dumb... and the overabundance is a part of why. It is, however, a complete coincidence that Chuck Norris stuff usually tends to be dumb. Or something. I forgot what I was saying. Random, much? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:43, 19 January 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is intriguing, and I may reappropriate it for my own purposes someday. The article leaves much to be desired, though. As of now, despite the title, no redeeming value. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2205 EST 19 JAN 2011'
  6. Symbol delete vote Huge poopy Kill it.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:07, January 21, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Dark matter H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Rewritten. I can think of several. Spıke ¬ 14:01 16-Jan-11
  2. It has words. I mean, it's all right. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:01, 17 January 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Eh, it's ok --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 18:01, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Dark humor. Not really. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:22, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's stupid now, and I can't think of a way to make dark matter funny to the general public. Loopygrumpkins 04:24, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
    Then you've never been to Flint, Michigan. Spıke ¬ 14:01 16-Jan-11
Comments

The Great Fur War

Score: 6
Keep (0)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I hate it so much I put delete in the keep area. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 03:37, January 20, 2011 (UTC) Did you forget you already voted? Spıke ¬ 17:27 20-Jan-11
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. And on and on. An article in the Wacky War genre, for furries. Spıke ¬ 01:40 18-Jan-11
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As it proclaims in the opening paragraph "If you actually took the time to read this, skip the next part, it is complete rubbish." --Mn-z 02:20, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fur bollocks. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:58, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. BAD. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 00:29, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Eh? Okay, I'll be honest and admit I, er... got distracted by one of the pictures and had trouble actually reading it, but... eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:40, 19 January 2011
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Of course it would result in my mother. And Captain Planet did something. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:58, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Sissy McDeathDeath

Score: 9
Keep (2)
  1. Keep You all don't know quality. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:29, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. fucking beautiful --Roman Dog Bird 22:33, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (11)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny, ugly and potentially offensive nonsense. Coronium 18:39, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. But we like "offensive." Except that, in this article, it is in the service of nothing--as are all the other words on the page. Spıke ¬ 18:42 18-Jan-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. You found a winner, I mean loser, here. What a page to send on the road. Aleister 18:43 18-1-'11
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  Holy shit this has been around since 2007? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:58, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote I like Sissy McDeathDeath's killing percentage --Tophat headless 21:01, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Why two deaths? Odd... --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 21:30, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:13, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:44, 19 January 2011
  9. Symbol delete vote Delete. Did have one unusual idea - a Vatican wrestling team - but otherwise, a bucket contender. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol delete vote Delete. per all of the above. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 11:12, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
  11. Symbol delete vote Delete... with one caveat: If this was intended as satire of a horrible article, then this is hilarious and should be kept for posterity. Otherwise it is just sad and should be annihilated. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ
  12. Symbol delete vote Delete. DELETE! --900px-Flag of Commander-in-chief of Russia.svg/744px-Pirate Flag of Rack Rackham.svgЛёва Корова 12:08, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

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Comments

Symbol comment vote Darn. I liked Sissy McDeathDeath's killing percentage better when it was poop. --Tophat headless 15:49, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Bearcats

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Chuck Norris and pwnage. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:51, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I can't even tell what is and isn't vandalism, here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:18, 14 January 2011
    I could, in three places, now fixed. Spıke ¬ 20:51 14-Jan-11
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. per hyperbole. --Mn-z 03:24, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. My father described teaching as: "Tell 'em what you're going to tell 'em; tell 'em; then tell 'em what you told 'em." This author tells us he's going to bore us, bores us, and then admits he probably bored us. I held off earlier because it had a photo and it wasn't as bad as his other piece. Spıke ¬ 02:44 17-Jan-11
Comments
  • Having written this, which is no award-winner, Anon should not have played double-or-nothing by starting Bearcat cavalry. Spıke ¬ 20:51 14-Jan-11

Cat heaven

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. I suppose there is an idea here, but the implementation is so terrible I've no idea if it's even a good one. Seems a meandery, poorly written and conceived cat-based theology. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:47, 14 January 2011
  2. Stupid. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:08, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. basically, it appears the author thought that babbling on a random and adding images of cats is funny. --Mn-z 03:15, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This occasionally funny paean to the cuteness of cats is now superseded by Aleister's revitalized Kitten Cookbook. Redirect this there, if you must. Spıke ¬ 13:53 16-Jan-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:18, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
Kitten and gun

Yes, yes, I'll vote delete. Just put that down, okay mister?

🔒 Beast H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Fixed. Intro, despite annoying jumble of the Marvel Comics mutant and the Jim Henson plush toy, shows us where it's going: Cuddly school propaganda to ease adolescent boys' fears of becoming totally simian. After the intro, collapses into unfunny goofiness. Needs a companion article designed to convince young girls that breast expansion will eventually play itself out. Hindenburg? Spıke ¬ 21:24 14-Jan-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. --~ Myg Myg2 09:27, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It has improved. <insert unhelpful comment that it could be better here> 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:54, 17 January 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. This is actually kinda funny. --Tophat headless 01:58, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Rowr is beast for keep. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 18:02, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Delete. Patent unfunniness about a muppet, I think. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:58, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
    Is it? At any rate, it lost me. And what does it need an intermission for? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:29, 14 January 2011
    It doesn't. Author believes he is "paid by page count." Spıke ¬ 21:25 14-Jan-11
Comments
  • I've now made the intro fun, removed the "intermission," and made the remainder borderline English that I have no idea what to do with. Spıke ¬ 23:48; 16:14 15-Jan-11
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 08:18, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Bearded dragon H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Very strong keep. I see no point in deleting this. It has a few chuckles, and there are so many articles far more worth deleting than this. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Shabidoo suggests elsewhere he will ride in and rewrite some/all of the page. Keep for his future slaying of the bearded dragon. Aleister 4:38 15 1 '11
    It was suggested that I rewrite it ... and after looking at it and thinking, I honestly wouldn´t do that much good for it. Im not so attached to this that I would be hateful if its deleted, I just don't think it really needs being deleted. It's cute, not unfunny, not stupidly stupidd! --Shabidoo 16:42, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
    Did an edit sweep to cut out the fat and left a lean cow to build up with spit and grind polish. Aleister 13:57 16 1 '11
  3. Symbol keep vote Okay. Spıke ¬ 02:35 17-Jan-11
Delete (3)
  1. Delete. The quote made me laugh, but it's not enough to save this pointless article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:56, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Unless someone wants to turn this into some actual, applicable article, I see no reason for it to stay. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:27, 14 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I could see a decent article on the subject. However, I don't think the current content will be helpful. The only real joke in here is gamecruft. Also, no one is going to notice that we don't have an article on this subject. --Mn-z 03:38, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Has a good premise, quote, and pic. Anyone want to make it a real live boy? Aleister 18:59 14 1 '11
    Symbol against vote Go fish. Pogona barbata made me laugh. Species-by-species thumbnails needs to be developed into something other than listcruft, and final section is classic gamecruft. 21:08 PS--A stubby Wikipedia article tells us that pogona barbata and bearded dragon are Australian lizards--so the article is about something real, and not entirely "pointless." Could this be a mainspace job for one of our new Australian UnNews stars? Spıke ¬ 21:17 14-Jan-11
  • Keprit. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:20, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Saturn's moons H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Actually, it's not that bad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:06, 16 January 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote Copy-edited. This article is relevant, necessarily a list of things we've never heard of and don't care about, and so I give it absolution on being called listcruft. It invites mini-essays motivated by nothing more than a pun, and it's done pretty well despite red-links and occasional memes. The road to excellence is clear. Spıke ¬ 16:12 16-Jan-11 post-edited
  3. I rather like it. Can't be arsed to look see how much it has changed, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:39, 17 January 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I have added a few tweaks. Has a few funny ideas here, worth keeping. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:43, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote It's purty good --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 17:59, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote Delete. pretty unfunny list. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:02, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Recalled, it's somewhat better now. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:51, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
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Blood on the dance floor

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  1. Worse than bandcruft. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig08:45, Jan 16, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wikipedia has nothing but a song and album by Michael Jackson, but I assume this is a band somewhere--and if the article said where, you would know how badly it violates UN:CM. Bottom line, all the members love gay porn, dildos, and butt sex. Spıke ¬ 14:04 16-Jan-11
  3. Kerkill He raped Jessi Slaughter, guize. He should be thrown in prison cause she was 11 and now she's 12 and I made an 11 year old cry. ED does this so much better. Trust me, I helped write the ED page on BOTDF. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 14:52, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's poopie. --Tophat headless 02:03, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Not even an article. I mean, it has some words and stuff, but... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:14, 17 January 2011
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  If this shit is what people can interpret from a humble song, I'd kill myself if someone did a Blood in Our Wells article the same way. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:17, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. What Magic man said. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 18:00, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. It not only is poopie, it smells like poopie too. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 00:12, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Arthur Livingston Kelley

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Unfunniness + Cyberbullying = More unfunniness. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:31, 18 January 2011
  2. It sucks. And it's cyberbullying. And the guy... the dead guy, his family don't want it here, either... considering how bad it is, I can hardly blame them. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:40, 18 January 2011
  3. Headscratch Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:56, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. No photos. No article in Wikipedia. Bad coding and red-links. The story is far enough in the past and sufficiently absurd not to be bullying of a live person or too hurtful to his survivors, but there's just nothing here except babble about a (hopefully) made-up character. Spıke ¬ 01:09 18-Jan-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Arthur was the first American to actually box an alien on the International Space Station. Feature. Aleister 1:14 18-1-'11
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Beast Wars

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointed to in the See also of Beast, this is the mother of all lists. Spıke ¬ 02:19 17-Jan-11
  2. Symbol delete vote OMG My brain just exploded. Like, my skull is still intact but there is brain splattered all over the inside... Waaay too much information. --Tophat headless 02:30, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Looking through it, I can't even figure out why I should care... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:18, 17 January 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. a slab of something. Not sure what. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:03, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I remember the actual show. The idea of Optimus Prime being a gorilla still makes me chuckle. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:53, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. total trash (the actual show fucking kick assed though) --Roman Dog Bird 17:28, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. It looks like all the worst writers in the world came together to write this. Ya, it's that bad. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 17:56, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote UGH Rape plus masturbation plus furries plus Transformers equals DELETE. Simsilikesims 06:04, January 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Dolat day

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  1. Symbol delete vote 2011 cruft I'm not even shure what this is about. But I know it's not funny. --Tophat headless 02:11, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wikipedia mostly points to a Metro station in Tehran, Iran; so this is either about nothing, or it's vanity/cyberbullying. Spıke ¬ 02:23 17-Jan-11
  3. This kind of fails. Deletionary per SPIKE. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:15, 17 January 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonsense on rollerskates. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:04, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Lol wut? --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 17:57, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal two grown men pooping on each other. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:19, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
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Reasons not to be a devout Muslim

Score: 5
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  1. Well, I'm actually okay with it. It's coherent enough, and amusing at times. Heavy-handed at others, but that could be fixed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:07, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. per above, sorta amusing in places. --Mn-z 22:19, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kerkill Offensive... I'm kidding. It's just really fucking unfunny and probably won't be getting better. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 05:09, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Weak Delete. The intro's sermon on the threat to democracy of weird opinions is preachy. Listing the obviously difficult aspects of being a devout Muslim and expecting the resulting ridicule to be funny is not enough. Islam#Relation to Judaism is a list of attributes of Islam done with cleverness. Spıke ¬ 05:52 14-Jan-11
  3. Delete. Basically just a list, the title says it all.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:34, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Smite lightning Smite. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:50, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Some of it's vaguely amusing, but it's just what it is. No real take on things; not even an article. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:50, 14 January 2011
  6. Delete Lists are cheating and lazy and cheating etc... And this disrespects that cock Jesus and the other one. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:55, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:17, January 16, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's be honest with ourselves, wouldn't it be easier to list why we SHOULD be Muslims? We'd at least have the appearance that we're trying to be funny; as is, it looks like we're just giving stupid reasons. Just sayin. Larrythefunkyferret 03:02, January 17, 2011 (UTC)
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  • This has been Tastelessness Week on UnNews, from the Arizona shooting to Testicles falling off to Sneezing snot everywhere. Spıke ¬ 05:52 14-Jan-11
  • Symbol opinion vote I think it should just say "There aren't any, except maybe the spontaneous combustion." Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:48, 14 January 2011

🔒 UnScripts:The Tragedy of Oscar Wilde H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -2
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  1. It may be random, incoherent and crude, but boy is it funny! --Scofield 20:52, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. With a bit of work this could be very good indeed. I think there are planety of amusing bits in there.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:36, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. S'okay. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:14, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Made me laugh. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:29, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep I can't disagree with the Mnbzzer, but for some reason, this one is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:08, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Its really 3 unrelated stories, 2 centering around buttsex and the other being about Tom Cruise, Chuck Norris, and Oscar Wilde creating the universe, with a cameo by Paris Hilton. It also has an incorrect list of characters at the top. --Mn-z 00:51, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Coprologically speaking this is...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:50, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Per Mdngdhgcvbx. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:57, 14 January 2011
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  • Kept by Olipro who didn't point who kept it grumble grumble grumble ~Jewriken.GIF 09:18, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Beanie Babies

Score: 5
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  1. Delete. Typical sex jackoff TV noob humor. I dot like it and niobody does. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:45, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Is this a real show? Either way, what is it? Why is it funny? Why do we care? Except it doesn't answer any of these... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:12, 14 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Beanie Babies was a line of limited-production plush dolls. Wikipedia puts it at "around the late 1990s" and doesn't mention it having a TV spinoff. This article is an excuse to ramble about the personalities, manufactured by the author, of various child toys. This is either a vehicle for reality-based allegory (here, it isn't); or it's Randumbo. Spıke ¬ 18:20 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:12, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:52, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Bearcat cavalry

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  1. Delete. Another meme-strewn shitload of fuck. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:49, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Meme-strewn, indeed. Does it even have a proper idea to it? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:15, 14 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Most people are stupid. No, Lyrithya, it doesn't. Spıke ¬ 20:44 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:23, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eh? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:46, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Bearatross

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  1. Delete. Anyone in the mood to nuke another shitty 2005-era stub? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:48, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. If only random made for funny... although content might help, for that matter. Not the content that it has, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:14, 14 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A single paragraph that proves nothing except that the author is good at free-association and bad at coding links to articles that actually exist. Spıke ¬ 20:42 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. the text looks like "filler" to get a silly picture on the wiki. Unfortunately, the silly picture isn't even that funny. --Mn-z 03:17, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Randumbo with wings. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:48, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Kitten Cookbook H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
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  1. The soup pic gave me my biggest laugh of the week. I'll take this one, and fix 'er up real good. Meow. Aleister 18:47 14 1 '11
  2. Okay, I'll give Aleister his chance, but if this isn't funny within a week or so, I'm voting for Sog for WotY. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
    A week? In a week it could get to feature quality, the same as Pearl necklace but SPIKE won't nom it (he hated that I was working on it. Hee hee.) Aleister 20:22 14 1 '11
    I whistle in the dark past the graveyard of this dead article. If only I was a cat person rather than a Red Panda person. The pic is still one of the funniest things I've seen recently.Aleister 00:04 15 1 '11
  3. But why is this really so worth deleting? Does this send people running away going "dear lord, never read uncyclopedia, lets start a holly Jehad against it?" That was Shabidoo as well.
    You've read it after I've started in on a long rewrite, and will work more over the weekend. And I see you're going to tackle the bearded dragon, so I'll go vote save on that one. Clysdales to you and yours! Aleister 4:34 15 1 '11
  4. Symbol keep vote Whaa? This is half-featured to me. --~ Myg Myg2 17:31, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Well done, Aleister. Hope you're not done, though. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:02, 15 January 2011
    Eek, no. Have to get into the digging up of the book and then the curse a bit. Then polishing. I just came from there, so am in a state of writer's excitement where I have to strangle things just to calm down. There's one now! Aleister 22:07 Doc King's Birthday '11
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#Nice and, er, random... whole lot of history, not much on why the thing is amusing or even here. Well, relatively speaking, not actually much to it in the first place. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:52, 14 January 2011

#Yeah, the problem is that the joke is in the title and there's nowhere to go from there, so... we get.. paleontology and Calcutta. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:09, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

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A kitten a day

Score: 5
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  1. That's just bad writing. Also, what? Not even sure what the idea here is. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:55, 14 January 2011
  2. Yep, pretty awful attempt to feel like part of something by adding to Uncyclopedia's early (and not very funny) kitten-murder movement. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:10, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Serious kitten-huffing talk is interrupted by Dick Cheney, teen masturbation, and Canada. Spıke ¬ 21:00 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can't even tell what this article is about. Apparently, it has something to do with killing kittens and weight loss. Is the article saying that masturbation causes weight-loss and kitten deaths, or is it assuming that kitten huffing causes weight-loss? I can't tell because the opening paragraph was hijacked by a poorly written jab at Dick Cheney. --Mn-z 03:34, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Really doesn't make any sense. That's the only thing funny about this article. --Scofield 09:21, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Elvis Costello

Score: 5
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  1. Keep. Major topic, not too bad.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:16, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Eh? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:10, 14 January 2011
  2. Delete and list on UN:REQ; this isn't the article we're looking for. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:15, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Everybody was kung-fu fighting. Except Costello didn't do that one, did he? You don't honor a rock 'n' roll icon with randumbo, but by starting over. But I'll flip if Aleister in Chains, our most senior remaining musician (and he's only a drummer!) wants to take a little time and replace the song lyrics with Costello song lyrics. Spıke ¬ 21:50 14-Jan-11
    Er, I'm a semi-professional musician and I wrote four featured UnTunes, and I've been here a year and a half longer than Aleister, but, yeah, I ain't mad or anything. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:57, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
    Sorry, didn't know. You could do it too; this article doesn't need to be great, it just needs to relate to Costello. Spıke ¬ 23:19 14-Jan-11
  4. There are worse articles. But Elvis Costello deserves better. --Sog1970 22:59, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Whether it gets deleted or kept, the rewriter still has to start from scratch to make this any good. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig09:32, Jan 15, 2011
  6. Delete Better to have no page on a major topic than a blank page. This has no relation to the great man except using his name. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:17, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Known universe

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  1. List of randoms since 2005. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:07, 14 January 2011
  2. Delete. There's a few amusing lines in there, but I don't see this going anywhere. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:14, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This belongs in someone's Sandbox as they work to achieve mastery of list formatting, using random contents like nonsense year numbers. Indeed, Hyperbole, my mind instantly wanted to know, "What about the 'unknown universe'"? and he touched that one. And it isn't going anywhere. Spıke ¬ 21:46 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. listy and not going anywhere. --Mn-z 03:54, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Yes. Listy and random. ~Scriptsiggy.JPGTelephonesig Star Starsig Kidneysig09:36, Jan 15, 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Return to a black hole. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:31, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Bane

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  1. "Bane traveled back in time to now and is currently a anthro bisexual squirrel with a butch haircut. he can generally be found in France, Belgium, England or Pluto." 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:05, 14 January 2011
  2. Typical shitty article with big random numbers, cartoons jumping into the article, etc. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:13, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article seems to exist as a celebration of the process of writing goofy little articles. Only--Who or what is Bane? Spıke ¬ 21:43 14-Jan-11
  4. Kerkill Yeah, nothing worth keeping here. Bane, for those of you who don't know, is a Batman villain. Probably one of the strongest and smartest, he broke Bruce Wayne's back which fucked things up pretty badly for awhile. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 22:35, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
    I did not, thanks; but I only meant that the article isn't even coherent enough to give or invent an explanation of this. Spıke ¬ 22:57 14-Jan-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. vanity or random, not sure which, perhaps a bit of both. Also, "Bane traveled back in time to now and is currently a anthro bisexual squirrel with a butch haircut." --Mn-z 03:50, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random word soup. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:34, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Headscratch Cool story, bro...? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 23:15, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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The Kitten Factory

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  1. Nonsensical stub about non-huffable kittens... or something. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:04, 14 January 2011
  2. Delete. We trimmed back so much Wilde and Norris... I'm glad someone's doing something about the shit stain that is kittens. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:12, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kitten huffing will live on in celebration of the meme of that era. Kitten wars, kitten factories, kitten Congressmen, are reflected-glory articles that hang their hat on the meme as protection against their own huffing, a protection that has now expired. The only illustration in this un-path-breaking article is proud of its irrelevance. Spıke ¬ 21:40 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kittens, the new Oscar Wilde --Mn-z 22:27, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spike:Meme Hunter. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:36, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:12, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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The War on Cute

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  1. Not funny but just stupid... unclear what the premise is save for some in-jokery. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:01, 14 January 2011
  2. Ugh. Those fucking pictures again?? Also, the article sucks. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:12, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote It has been accepted by widely. This article needs to be cited in How To Be Cute And Not Funny At All. A stubby article on Wacky War that grasps onto meme photos for artificial support. Spıke ¬ 21:36 14-Jan-11
    I've written better cute and not funny at all articles. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:05, 15 January 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. To hell with your cats and to hell with you. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:19, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. image vomit of over-used images. --Mn-z 03:46, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. War on Crap. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:38, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  • The pictures were how I found most of these... strange, what likes to use such ones. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:46, 14 January 2011

Beast Machines

Score: 6
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  1. Delete. Every time Uncyclopedia deletes a mention of cartoon rape, an angel gets its wings. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:00, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Say something is complete rubbish; that must be funny, right? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:36, 14 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If author thinks this show sucked (Sucked so bad.) then why did he watch every frickin' episode (at least once) in order to be able to write a parody synopsis? Spıke ¬ 21:31 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. fancruft and rape. --Mn-z 03:44, January 15, 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a record of a misspent youth. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:40, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. "'It sucks.' says everyone on Beast Machines." Really describes the entire nature of the article. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 17:24, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Human vs. Kitten War

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  1. Another wacky war story... it's just wacky, contradicts itself, isn't even well written, etc... and no, the older revisions aren't any better. Goes back to 2005. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:59, 14 January 2011
  2. Ugh. Those fucking pictures again?? Also, the article sucks. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:11, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some of the pictures are cute, but it feels as though they, the Wacky War theme, the nonsense year numbers, etc., were used to breathe artificial life into an article that has no real reason to exist. They would be funnier if used sparingly on a small number of articles that people would actually read. Spıke ¬ 21:28 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. looking at this, the images seem to make up 75% of the humor, As clearly They just wanted to have of collection of images showing cats with guns, as The writing is just "Jokes" About kitten huffing, and It's so stupid it's hard not to hate it. - Another n00b
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. basically an image vomit. Granted, image vomits can be funny, but the text is worse than useless. Perhaps we might want to create a gallery of kittens. --Mn-z 22:31, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:21, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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Cat5

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  1. A cat residing in Longmont, Colorado... instead of having apparently anything to do with anything, far as I can tell, this is nothing more than a nonsensical war dealy that... eh, just read it. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 17:30, 14 January 2011
  2. Delete. There could theoretically be a joke about CAT5 ethernet cable being a cat... although I don't see it. Anyway, this is not that joke. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:06, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article by committee? Can we get them to talk to each other? Strong whiff of vanity (my cat? my daughter the volleyball player?) with an incompatible rant against John Kerry. Spıke ¬ 18:14 14-Jan-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. doesn't seem to have a purpose. I think its based on the joke that Cat5 sorta sounds like a spy organization, but that's not funny and it comes of as an uber-cliche "cute thing is EBIL!!"-style article. --Mn-z 22:23, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. - I agree that Ethernet cables need to be discussed somewhere on Uncyc, but the current article is of no help. (Redacted my comment as it is factually incorrect) --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 04:00, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:54, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I seem to remember that a previous article at this title did mention Ethernet cables, but that version was deleted. Take to UN:REQ perhaps? Would it be helpful to userfy that previous version to give potential article writers some guidance? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 03:58, January 15, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 UnNews:China shows off "Totarry Awershum" stealth fighter H D Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Gave it a slight tweek, but it was OK before and an interesting take on recent news. Maybe the onslaught of first persons impeded on this, please give it a second or third or tenth read. I categorized the nice picture too! Aleister 18:00 12 1 '11
  2. Keep. Don't think this should be here.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:41, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Strong Keep. - I'm tempted to record this as an audio.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:36, 13 January 2011
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The third leg of last night's Trifecta of planting crap on UnNews. There is no rule against writing an UnNews on a theme that Funnybony handled much better on 7-Jan. But: "Awershum"? Sounds like someone is drunk. Details? "Bayjing"? Fighter nicknamed "Jesus"? Pop tarts? Dick Cheney? There is no explanation of anything; it is pure Randumbo. Spıke ¬ 11:54 12-Jan-11 Rescinded per crisis intervention by Lyrithya and Aleister; now borderline keepable. Spıke ¬ 23:47 12-Jan-11
  1. Now that I'm awake, I'm inclined to agree. Very random, not really making any point or major joke that I can tell... 'only funny for drunk people' might well be accurate. As for the 'Awershum', seems to be an attempt to make fun of accents. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 15:32, 12 January 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote HAHAHA No. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:34, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I fail to see any humor or real concept in this article. --Mn-z 01:06, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • SPIKE I'm not really happy with you nominating stuff from UnNews on here in this fashion - still less so when it's only a day old. I will bring this up before admins as it's unacceptable conduct on VFD. You are not an admin and the trust you've garnered on this page does not give you special rights on deletions, or the use of VFD.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:45, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
    And I imagine you ran straight from here to Mordillo's talk page, where we had already been discussing the proper response to articles like this for hours. I am "not really happy" either--receiving needless threats from someone who, every other week, tells me I am personalizing things. Spıke ¬ 23:47 12-Jan-11
  • Hey - chill there is no 'threat' implied, you are being bit irrational. I only commented to Hyperbole, I didn't read the discussion or huge drama fest that has blown up there and on Kip's page. I think it is often very (perhaps too?) personal with you, and also very politisised - hence a few jabs about it, as you seem 'serious' over the trivial. VFD is my domain until otherwise, I'm trying to make sure that it stays nice and operates to everyones best interest as far as I can, that includes writers who end up with their work on here. Once again chill - I'll pour some tea or something:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 11:41, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
    I think I'll go ahead and accuse you both of being irrational and needlessly bitey at each other; either of you, or neither or both may now bite me as well at your leisure. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:17, 13 January 2011
    Why do you stick up for this guy so much?--Sycamore (Talk) 20:39, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  • SPIKE, what? All I did was fix the formatting, and before any of this. Aleister's clarification was just that, clarification, but the drunk in me adores the piece. The sober thing in me still thinks it's dumb. I'm sinking back into drunk mode... clarity does rather help when drunk... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:03, 13 January 2011
  • Voting closed. Was unnecessary to begin with. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:51, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Game:DOS:The game/Browse files, Game:DOS: The game, Game:DOS: The game/music

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The best thing about this game is that it is tiny, so I didn't have to suffer for long.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 02:47, Jan 12 2011 UTC
  2. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:41, 12 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Epic... --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:40, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Unless I come back from a party, and i'm really, really, really stoned...then i'll play your game. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 22:56, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above and whatnot. --Mn-z 00:53, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I know a gone case when I see one. --Scofield 15:19, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

Game:Cycle Test and subpages

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 02:34, Jan 12 2011 UTC
  2. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:36, 12 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote That was so funny I forgot to laugh --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:43, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mn-z 01:08, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Serves little purpose other than asking some obvious GK questions. Take this to a trivia site, please. --Scofield 20:46, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Resembles a game of trivial pursuit. Yawn. Also, if you get all the questions right, it takes you back to the beginning in an infinite loop. Whoopie. Simsilikesims 03:45, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Comments

It would be a bummer if this whole concept was deleted. It's not unfunny and it could become something great. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)

What concept? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:43, 12 January 2011
The concept of being a making a game for fucktards. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 22:58, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Rhode Island Driving Laws

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Keep....you know the length of time that you actually spend typing out a full explanation of why something like this should be deleted could actually be used to make some minor amendments to the article that would make it more than passable. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Started in 2005, all subsequent edits are by I.P.Anon. The article is three-quarters a list of components of driving-to-endanger that are supposedly obligatory in Rhode Island. The attempt to explain why Rhode Island should be notorious, except by being nestled in a region of states with notoriously bad drivers, has produced poorly written front matter with an agency with contrived acronym, and of course a template telling you not to expect it to be good. Spıke ¬ 22:47 9-Jan-11
  2. Some of the laws themselves are funny, as is the notion of a state's laws being a wiki in the first, but an actual article that does not make, especially with so poor an implementation as this. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:35, 11 January 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote Cruft                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 02:53, Jan 12 2011 UTC
  4. Symbol delete vote I don't like this. Nuff said. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:45, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
    Nuff to vote. Not nuff to state your point (either to guide other voters or anyone who in fact wants to fix this dog). Spıke ¬ 16:11 12-Jan-11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't associate Rhode Island with bad driving for any particular reason. New York City is commonly associated with overly aggressive driving, but such an article would turn into a "100 reasons why Picard is better Kirk"-style article. I.e. listy, filled with old cliche jokes, repeats the same half dozen concepts several times, et cetera. --Mn-z 01:19, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't get this... But I guess that's expected with a template like {{Familiarity}}. --Tophat headless 01:34, January 13, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • [Mhaille], the argument that some decision is not the very best use of our time is the generic argument, used in every legislature, by advocates who run out of real arguments. What about the article? Spıke ¬ 15:13 12-Jan-11
    SPIKE, you yourself redo many articles (which gets a very positive nod from me if you cared), and in many ways you go by Mhaille's argument much of the time. The fact that you do not phrase it as such does not change that, you only differ in that you would prefer that articles are brought here, in the glare of the community and then move in to improve them. If you simply disagree that this article is not worth saving - leave it at that.--Sycamore (Talk) 17:51, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
    I was objecting to a line of reasoning, not expressing any opinion on the relative value of repair versus discard. We both celebrate a good repair job. Rhode Island Driving Laws doesn't deserve one. Massholes is not a side-splitter, but does the same job better. Spıke ¬ 23:52 12-Jan-11

🔒 UnNews:I sneezed H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. Big keep. --Shabidoo 05:56, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep - Better question: How is this in any way, shape, or form a copy of what I wrote? The only similarity is that it's written in the form of "Something happened to me, the author, today," which I'm almost positive has been done many times before in UnNews, if only I weren't too lazy to search the archives. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:34, Jan. 12, 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Lulwut? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:49, 12 January 2011
  4. Keep Per it being good, just like Kip's article, and per it being ineligible for VFD. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 09:16, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Cuz... I wrote it. Anyway, I hope you understand that I made up every single thing in there. And yes, Dexter (can I call you Dexter?) is right. It's ineligible for VFD. --Tophat headless 15:07, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. I sneezed once too. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:36, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. This one's pretty much a copy in method of the previous, but without the testicles. Again, how is this funny? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:48, 12 January 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It is a copy in that it puts on UnNews something that obviously doesn't belong there. Spıke ¬ 11:49 12-Jan-11
Comments
  • Type [[UnNews:I and auto-complete will guide you to many first-person articles written in the past. Nevertheless, stories that aren't about news and don't read like news should not be in UnNews. There has to be some link; otherwise, you are just using our Recent news list to advertise your article--which author only afterward submitted for Pee Review, because he knows it's crap too and/or as a device to technically protect it from deletion. Spıke ¬ 13:25 12-Jan-11
  • Actually no. I put it in unnews because that's part of the joke. Like you said "Who cares?" exactly. That's the point. And why did I submit it for Pee Review? Because it's my policy. Any article that I write will go on Pee Review. Not because I think it's crap. Or to protect it from deletion. But because it's my article writing policy. --Tophat headless 15:14, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  • This vote is closed, nomination for VFD when an article is less than a day old? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:09, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 UnNews:My testicle might have partially detached H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (7)
  1. Strong Keep. It made me laugh way more than most unnews. It is not that different than some other random news articles. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep - That was fast. My testicles aren't even cold yet. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:32, Jan. 12, 2011
  3. Ineligible nom Wut? MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:09, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Lulwut? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:49, 12 January 2011
  5. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. Saw this last night. l&l, very funny. As for news, is there a section of UnNews for Commentary/Editorial? This would fit into a first-person account of a news event. Aleister 12:11 12 1 '11
  7. Symbol keep vote Keep. (This big.) --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 15:37, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Apparently it is funny because it involves testicles - does the presence of testicles inherently make things funny, or is there something else here? Or not? As it is, I cannot see how this is funny, nor does read it like UnNews, appear to actually satirise anything, or seem to exist for any reason other than for the shock value. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:48, 12 January 2011
    Oh, it's meant to satire something. ; ) -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:36, Jan. 12, 2011
    Then why won't you tell us what? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:43, 12 January 2011
    I like my pawns to stay in suspense. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:44, Jan. 12, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I challenged author Kip the Dip to explain the joke to me on his talk page, and he tries everything but. (The above is a brief example.) UnNews is humor that relates to the news; the {{Original}} tag is for when your UnNews doesn't relate to a specific Source but general themes, not absolution to break the rule entirely. The only humor in putting this on UnNews is the laugh the vandal gets when he "tags" the bridge abutment. The seven-day rule cannot apply to UnNews; when an article is that old, its entire effective life is over. Spıke ¬ 11:49 12-Jan-11
Comments
  • This vote is closed, nomination for VFD when an article is less than a day old? ~Jewriken.GIF 16:10, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Game:Salamander

Score: 8
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No keep votes.

Delete (8)
  1. A game that can be politely described as "minimalist" and honestly described as "awful." Author hasn't done any work on it since September. Plus, though I "fixed" most of it before I realized all Game formats have actually radically changed, much of the remaining page formatting is awful, and all of the pictures are drawn from outside sources and probably leech bandwidth or something. All-in-all an effortless, jokeless, pointless mess. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:34, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 03:33, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. That shit was gay. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:41, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:28, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Game Over I will play the game of deleting a game. What's the score? Aleister 12:54 11 1 '11
  6. Yes. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:49, 11 January 2011
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete.Oh god, is that game still there? Shit, that's from my early unfunny days. Delete it. And as a note, all the pictures are by me, at the time I didn't know how to upload photos on Uncyclopedia.--Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 01:58, January 12, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. Horrible.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 02:34, Jan 12 2011 UTC
Comments

It is a good game actually, but I think the plot and the name are a bit screwed up. I would delete this game, and do another one. --Maniac mcpee signatureManiac mcpee signature talkzoneChompy domo-kun-small 01:58, January 12, 2011 (UTC)

Superpowers

Score: 9
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No keep votes.

Delete (9)
  1. Goddamn. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 00:10, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memes and bull semen. No subject and no theme; second half is listcruft. Spıke ¬ 00:21 11-Jan-11
  3. Time to start over. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:52, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I went in to see what could be saved and if the page could be fixed by backing up a truckload of word cement. Nope. Took a look at the list. The list is so unfunny and uncreative that the most boring person on Conservapedia could have done better. Drown it in jelly. Aleister 1:30 11 1 '11
  5. put the rod up my ass --Roman Dog Bird 03:52, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:35, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Smite lightning bull semen --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 21:12, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  8. *bursts out laughing* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:35, 12 January 2011
  9. Symbol delete vote Tony Danza                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 02:51, Jan 12 2011 UTC
Comments

🔒 Star Trek III: The Search for Spock H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -4
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. It made me smile. Not too bad.--Sycamore (Talk) 06:50, January 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Read up until the script, and it held my interest throughout with some funny there. Actually literate. Someone like Matfen or Black Flamingo can take this page and soar with it. I'll put in a few minutes now, to back up my vote with sweat and tears (not in that order) and although I only saw the film once. Aleister 1:34 11 1 '11
    Added pics and edits and quirky things nobody should be forced to see. Sycamore put his touch onto the page as well. Seems alright now. Aleister 12:55 11 1 '11
  3. Symbol for vote Further reworked. Script is out, which Aleister didn't read and I trust Sycamore didn't laugh at; ridicule of the movie's "plot" is in. Spıke ¬ 17:18 11-Jan-11
    I don't really 'laugh' at anything on here, I just try and assert my political beliefs via humourous articles. I also try to be a "Force of change" as well;-)--Sycamore (Talk) 17:24, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. SPIKE and Aleister can keep arguing over the script, but it's keepable either way. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:22, 12 January 2011
    Shit Pickle Shit Pickle shit pickle, shit pickle
    Luurg, lurg luurg luuuuurg luuurg luuurg, luuurg luurg? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy lurg:lurg, lurg Luuuuurg lurg
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reality-based humor about how the third Star Trek movie had no purpose but to tie up loose ends left by the second might be funny. What this is is a script full of fart jokes--or more to the point, empty of anything else. Spıke ¬ 02:13 10-Jan-11
    Withdrawn. Prose is now downright clever. Script still sucks. Spıke ¬ 13:00 11-Jan-11
    Whaz ya meanz it zuckes, Jim? I mean, Whaz ya means it suckes, Spike? (Farts into camera, lens gets all distorted and swampy) Aleizter 13:11 11 1 '11
Comments

666 (number)

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Makes no sense to me. --Scofield 16:02, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 23:03, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Not really seeing an article here. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:04, 8 January 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote Piling on. Originally Comment. Spıke ¬ 14:16 10-Jan-11
Comments
  • Combing the history for a pre-vandalism version is useless. Quotes have been cleared away, but the super-long lists, the use of <math>, and the prose typed into See also are evidence of editing by the incompetent, who will be back for more the moment after this article is saved. However, it could have a role to play, and it could start by putting some of the material here into better shape. 666 redirects here, so there's no point in having the page title include "(number)". Spıke ¬ 16:17 8-Jan-11

🔒 Zune H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Needs work, not huffing.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:50, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark Weak Keep. I think there are some funny parts, and it isn't entirely randumb I am greatSoup? 18:07 6-Jan-11
  3. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:46, January 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep It's not too bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:42, January 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep It's cute. --Shabidoo 01:29, January 11, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Delete. Is this worse than having no article about the Zune at all? Why, yes. Yes, it is. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:59, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Actually, yeah. If someone manages worse, I want to see it. O_o Horrible presentation, not funny, etc. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy Major Pleb Dame Lyrithya AthyriaIsarraHaydrahlienne - 'Destroyer of the Wiki' - MUN OUN CUN KUN DUN GUN *shifty eyes* (zombiebaron) • (dr. skullthumper) • (roman dog bird) • (nachlader) • (frosty) • (more zombiebaron) • (talk) • (stalk) • (block) • (log) • (list) • WotMUotMRotMPotMUGotM x4 • SotMFFSNOMMotMBFF x2 •

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:31, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

Comments

GSA x2 • PSFiyCMDTop3 x3 • Top10VFH x15 • VFP x3.5 • HoSTAWHMCPEEINGPRSPCURCΥΣΣICZB -- 21:24, 6 January, 2011 (UTC)

  • Kept. Happy now, keep voters???? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 04:25, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Bute H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is what it claims to be, an island off Britain, near Glasgow. No photos; more quaint than really funny; and parts read as dry as a complete spork. But not entirely crap. Spıke ¬ 23:22 5-Jan-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Shows promise.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 01:41, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Obviously--Sycamore (Talk) 09:47, January 6, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Delete. I don't understand this. I suspect there is nothing to understand. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:32, January 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. If there is a humorous concept or take on the place here, I'm not seeing it. It's also just not well written and the use of links is nothing short of horrific... does try a few jokes, but they're sporadic and rather flat. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy