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๐Ÿ”’ Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps H Tag Oldvfd

Score: -1
Keep (4)
  1. Keep. Saw the film on him, this article definitely isn't the worst we have. It could use touch-ups, yes, but it's sort of halfway decent. On a side note, it's pretty awesome soap. Explode fire Explode fireNeon Green Hammer And Sickle - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fireCUNExplode fireVFHExplode fireWhoringExplode fireMore Whoring Explode fireat21:25, Thursday 04 November 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And SickleExplode fireExplode fire
  2. Keep Ok, I read it again and it's got enough soap and Bonner things in there to keep. See my comment below. Aleister 16:27 5 11
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. After reading some info on the subject, it appears it is valid satire. --Mn-z 13:19, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above, I guess. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:51, 6 November 2010
Delete (3)
  1. Delete. Apparently, someone was impressed by the name of his off-brand soap, so he came by to make up a random backstory about it and bore us with a bunch of nonsense. Thanks, dude! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:37, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "Seriously, wtf." Photo caption sums it up for me. Jews and Hitler reduced to battling memes. Lists of absurdities with no connections. Spıke ¬ 16:11 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete unless someone wants to adopt it. As it stands, it's meaningless to a clueless person. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:04 (UTC)
Comments
  • I won't vote to keep, but this is a great soap and shampoo, I've used it for years. Someone even made a documentary about it. Dr. Bonner was a very interesting guy, and his packages are packed with psycho religious sayings and upbeat philosophy. Hippies love this soap. Lastly, I met one of his grandaughter's giving out sample, nicceeeeee. So he had good genes (as did she). Aleister 19:52 4 11
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 09:04, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

HHF

Score: 6
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Latest versions are pure BUTT POOP!!! Versions from as far back as 2006 are still mostly unfunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:54, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Ugh What? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:04, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eh? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 19:29 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.A piss potpourri of patheticisms. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:57, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. As with Sycamore last week: Junior Uncyclopedia author gets pwned by Modusoperandi and takes it out on the reader. Spıke ¬ 23:08 7-Nov-10
  6. Delete. I'm not sure what I just read, but it wasn't funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:58, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Randy Marsh

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Smite lightning Smite. 100% wrong. Instead of original humor this is just a series of recaps of South Park gags involving the character Randy Marsh. It's not telling jokes. It's not even telling old jokes badly. It's like saying "Remember that old joke about the priest and the rabbi playing golf? Remember how funny it was. That was a funny joke. Hey, remember that joke about the guy who gets a Cadillac in heaven? That was also funny." --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:56, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree with the Count. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:27, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above; an unfunny report on unoriginal funniness. Spıke ¬ 22:53 7-Nov-10
  4. Delete. So far, I haven't seen a single South Park-related thing on Uncyclopedia that deserves to be kept. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:42, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

MC Brineshrimp

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not wiggidy wack, just the regular kind. A feeble idea, executed poorly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:38, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pickled crap.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:37, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Brineshrimp" occurs six times in Wikipedia, none of them having to do with rap. I was going to abstain as I don't know the genre and can't tell how well the article relates to reality. It seems there is no such reality; this is a random bio of a totally made-up character, unless the repeated references to Indie record labels is real, in which case this guy is very minor. Spıke ¬ 23:36 7-Nov-10
  4. Delete. Pretty much all over the place. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:43, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Lamb Chop (puppet)

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hey, look! A children's TV character that's actually a junkie, whore and homosexual. What a refreshing and new idea. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:32, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh, so that is an actual subject? I say kill on account of stupidity. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 19:39 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Someone plugged their shit mixer in for this one. Unfunny template abuse--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:47, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dysfunctional but totally random biography for Shari Lewis's puppet. Spıke ¬ 23:04 7-Nov-10
Comments
  • I scrubbed the quotes and the intro, but the rest of the article still proves that sociopathy (with no relation to reality) is between trite and unfunny. Attempts to rescue will be hindered by the fact that no one remembers this kiddie show of 40 years ago, and by the usual problems writing funny stuff about a show that was funnier. Spıke ¬ 23:19 7-Nov-10
    • FYI Lamb Chop remained a moderately popular puppet up to 1998 in the Shari Lewis produced PBS Show Charlie Horse Music Pizza. The only reason that show was abruptly canceled was Shari's declining health and untimely death later that year. I'd bet a very large number of Uncylopedia's users know about Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:15, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

Shit Pickle

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Maniac1075. When will the site recognize his greatness. Oh Maniac1075, they no not know what they do (well, they probably do, but let's pretend). When Shakespeare walked among men he was ignored in his lifetime (except for his theater and such). When the Great Gadsby was written nobody cared. And when the Illiad and the Oddiad were discovered, meah. So your time will come, Maniac 1075, it shall arrive on shining horses and chariots made of the cheapest iron. Forgive them all, but especially SPIKE. Aleister 16:02 8 11
    VFD as an institution is ruined if we go from voting on pages based on their contents and likelihood of improvement, to voting on people based on their laurels. This is a crappy article and your reverence for its creator is one proof it is never going to be transformed from a Tourettesian rant to real humor. Spıke ¬ 16:13 8-Nov-10
    It stands in its own perfection, no further work needed and no crumbling of the institution intended. Yes, I revere Maniac1075, who happens to have Tourettes and has lived with it for many years. Your mocking of his illness is sad indeed. I digress. Aleister 16:21 8 11
    If he didn't want his illness mocked he shouldn't have written Shit Pickle. This article justifies the public mocking of every malady below Hodgkin Lymphoma. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:06, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
    If this article gave me nausea, I'd at least pick a suitable venue for its expression. Spıke ¬ 19:19 8-Nov-10
    To be more serious, since Maniac isn't showing up, the character is based on an interesting video series which can be accessed in the See also section. Many people like this series, just for its satire and strangeness, and that is what the page references. Just because it is written in the style of the character isn't any more reason to huff it than to huff any number of "written in the style of" pages, such as the Kurt Vonnegut masterpiece (which could be improved but still is a fitting honor of the author). You say Shit Pickle is no Kurt Vonnegut? Eye of the beholder Aleister 18:29 8 11
    Bitch please! There's a not very fine line between "written in the style of" and "entire joke stolen from and repeated over and over again." It's the words "shit pickle" repeated 300 times. There's really no alternate interpretation or nuance to be further explored. There's nothing to behold here. This is not parody, mimicking and drawing attention to certain recurring themes and quirks in someone's writing style, this is the words "shit pickle" repeated 300 times. Only a moron couldn't make that distinction.This is forced meme, nothing more.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:47, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Then Hyperbole, below, speaks for me. Spıke ¬ 19:52 8-Nov-10
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. On of the weaker jokes from Angry Video Game Nerd repeated infinitum. This cannot be killed fast enough. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:11, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote shit pickle? --Tophat headless
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 08:35 8-Nov-10
  4. Delete. Even if it were a funny joke, it's not ours. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:34, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. As Spike and Hype say. I also think that it falls outside the kind of stuff we should be doing here.--Sycamore (Talk) 21:34, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Trololo

Score: 5
Keep (2)

#Symbol keep vote Keep.Per Hyperbole, but still funny. (and no VFD tag) Yeah, you guys who are playing and laughing sure do hate this page, not a laugh here. It may have been a meme, but I missed it, and so I can laugh for awhile. The article isn't that bad, some things need trimming (I'll do some later) and we can redirect some things to it. Gibberish? /Shakes head sadly, walks away. Aleister 16:10 8 11

Symbol keep vote Trololo- DON'T YOU FUCKING DELETE IT! GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 06:50, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote Trololo- it's funny, just need some polishing, instead of voting to delete it, watch the video, and add something funny --Mazagikeda 07:08, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote Trololo Trolololololo. Trololo Trololo Trololo. Trololololo! --Tophat headless 01:41, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "Laughing at you because you found this article." A random treatment of the subject of gibberish. Spıke ¬ 01:48 8-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Trololo Trololo.... Trolololololo Trolololo Trololo. *Trololo* --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 01:56, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Amusing video, bad article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:01, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad implementation of a meme that seems to get vandalised a lot... eh, I'd not miss it. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 02:55 (UTC)
  6. Delete. Even if it were funny, this is something for ED or Knowyourmeme, not Uncyclopedia. This is supposed to be a website for original humor content, not "Hey, look at this!" Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:35, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. If there had been any real effort on this, it would have been better and not just the usual randumbo. The wikipedia article is pretty bad too. Perhaps that needs improving as well (hint to the authors of this thing). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 18:56, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Trololo Trololo Trolololol Trololo. Trolololololo. --Tophat headless 01:41, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol comment vote Trololo Trololo! Trololo Trololo Trolololololo. Trololo.... --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance 01:56, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol comment vote Trololo Trololo Trololo Trololololo!! --Tophat headless
  4. Symbol comment vote Trololololo! Trololo Trololo Trololo.... Trololololo? --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance
  5. Symbol comment vote Trolo Trololo... *Trololo* --Tophat headless
  6. Symbol comment vote Trolo! Trololo. Trololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol. --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance
  7. Symbol comment vote "Trololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol." Trololo Trololo. Trololololololo! --Tophat headless
  8. Symbol comment vote Trololo Trolo? --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance
  9. Symbol comment vote Trolololo Trolololo. --Tophat headless
  10. Symbol comment vote Trolo Trolo. Trolo! --Dancing dude Jammy Grue Jammy Dance


Oh, shut up. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101108 - 03:41 (UTC)

Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy

Score: 3
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I hate to say it but... I actually kinda like it. --Tophat headless 15:18, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Basically just a political rant - and one that doesn't hold together well - with Dr. Doom thrown into the mix for very little conceivable reason. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:45, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopedia is not lacking articles with cynical political science, and this article adds nothing. When he does bring Doom in, the tone becomes salesy. Spıke ¬ 13:12 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Meh, still sucks. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:17 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:32, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A shambles and a disdain to organise material that makes any sense.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 23:14, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Professor X H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It has some quality pics and It's not that bad after all. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 13:47, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It probably could use a purging an a healthy dose references to reality (or established cannon in this instance), but it does have a theme. --Mn-z 13:10, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per above. It needs clean up, not deletion. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:51, 6 November 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Stupid, but not terrible-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:27, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Weak Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Delete. The lede is rambling, unfunny, and trying too hard; the second paragraph is random nonsense; and the rest of the article is listcruft. Awesome!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:33, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rambling author clinches my vote with "Unfortunately, nobody knows what the "X" stands for"--two sentences after he told us what it stands for. Spıke ¬ 13:07 4-Nov-10
  3. Meh, it has a good paragraph, but the rest of it is so crappy I'll just sit over here and... yeah. Ta. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 04:17 (UTC)
Comments

Dr. Eric Vornoff

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. He tampered in God's domain. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:30, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Some 2005 random crap about some character from a 1955 Bela Lugosi movie that nobody cares about. Whee! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:48, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Help! reader is being flung from bumper to bumper in a game of Meme Pinball. A similar treatment to Dr. Demento, reviewed below. Spıke ¬ 19:01 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  This is bad. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:06, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eh, what? Why do we care? Oh, apparently we don't. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:21 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Started crap,got worse and will never have a chance of ever improving.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 23:05, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Rule of Thumb H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (5)
  1. Thumbs-up (Formerly Thumbs-down.) Am working on it; have suggested to Romartus that it is an empty vessel for his best World History wine. See below. Spıke ¬ 01:47 7-Nov-10
    Romartus is in--and with illustrations to replace the original graphic, which I moved into the text. Spıke ¬ 11:39 7-Nov-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Already looks a lot better. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 7 November 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. per Socky; it may have been VFD-quality before, but it's fine now. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:26, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. With the new pics, it looks better so... --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 11:48, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. Some guys saved this thumb sucking article. Aleister 10:52 7 11
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hammer it. --UnLaw 21:32, November 6, 2010 (UTC) Has prospects now. --UnLaw 15:54, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote Delete. Sad? I wouldn't designate it as sad. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:50, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote Delete. Short, sad and no real cohesion. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 15:28 (UTC)
    Nomination withdrawn, then. But keep going with it, will you? Please? ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101107 - 05:01 (UTC)
    Thumbs-down Delete. A rule of thumb is a general guideline. The intro workably misinterprets this into ruling about, say, an article's deletion with a thumbs-down gesture. Fine, but the only other places author is able to take this is into paraplegia and spousal abuse. There's so much you could say about ruling-by-thumb in the Roman gladiator games. Spıke ¬ 21:24 6-Nov-10
Comments
  • It's not quite as random as it seems. The phrase "rule of thumb" refers to an old French law that said that a man was allowed to beat his wife, as long as the stick he used was no thicker than his thumb. This kind of cranks "violence against women" with respect to "rule of thumb" to a whole new level. That said, it's short and not very well-written; I'm not sure how I want to vote. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:55, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
That "old French law" story appears to be neither French nor true. I found this through Another Encyclopedia: [1]. If you have a reliable reference (in English or in French) to such a French law, I'd be interested. --UnLaw 01:04, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
You appear to be completely correct. "French" was my own misconception. As SPIKE points out, whether or not the law actually existed isn't the point: the point is that it's entered the consciousness of our culture and is therefore a valid target for satire. Other websites suggest that it was probably in the category of "It existed informally, but it was never written in a law book." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:25, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Text from UnLaw's source is now included in the article. Spıke ¬ 11:39 7-Nov-10
  • Hold that huff. Whether the old French law is true or not doesn't affect its usefulness to us. Especially if false, it would be a fine addition to the section on wife-beating. Moreover, moments after voting Delete, I asked Romartus if he would like to use this page as a relatively unconstrained vehicle to write some more wacked-up World History. Spıke ¬ 01:14 7-Nov-10
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 21:18, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Professor Subtle

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Delete. So, it's not a bad concept. "The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious is Professor Subtle." Okay. Makes sense, right? But then the article itself is just randomness and listcruft and bullshit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:29, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Article's second sentence: "Everything else written in this article is purely conjecture." In fact, everything else is crap. An article could personify sarcasm (not as tediously as our just-deleted one did), obviousness, randomness, or triteness. But subtlety? Subtle wording in the service of a well-defined joke is masterful, but subtlety for its own sake is just confusing. But don't worry; this author mistakes subtle for merely indecisive. Spıke ¬ 13:01 4-Nov-10
  3. Delete. There is an art to subtlety. This is not it... this is not even subtle at all. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 04:00 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:08, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:24, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Dr. Claw

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Like. Needs Brain work.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Nov 2010 ~ 03:47 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Another one of those fucking asinine articles where someone names a random cartoon character and then assigns a zany fictional backstory to him. I want to bring these articles all to life just so I can beat the living shit out of them. Shit!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:39, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Dr. Claw is an arch-adversary of Inspector Gadget, it will be the first time I know the basis and Hyperbole does not. The article spends too much time with memes such as kitten huffing, and explanations of why nothing is known--a trite alternative to real humor. But the caption of "some pussy on the side" is cute. Spıke ¬ 18:52 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Suffers from a lack of distinct angle/concept and instead delves into seeming randomness and meanders a lot. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:07 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. it has the feeling that it is going out of its way to avoid any mention of reality (i.e. established cannon) except to contradict it. --Mn-z 13:26, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm going to go ahead and vote against my own article. I hate my early work and there's been nothing I could do to help this one since the day I made it. I have learned (or at least have learned) to try and improve my humor since this creation of this thing. -- Hanyouman 13:47, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • It doesn't matter to me if this is deleted or not. It's one of my "young and reckless" articles that I'm not very happy with. I am kind of happy with that 70s Claw pic though. If it survives, I wouldn't mind someone gutting it out and improving on it. -- Hanyouman 12:06, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  • Dr. Claw is indeed the arch-adversary of Inspector Gadget, but I did know that. I don't know why you thought I didn't. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:29, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
    Ah, I see, "names" as in "invokes" rather than "invents." Perhaps I'll trip you up later. Spıke ¬ 23:05 4-Nov-10
  • If no one minds, I apologize for how terrible my early work is. Can't help but feel a degree of guilt for it. -- Hanyouman 13:58, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
    • Heh, we've all written a few stinkers. I had one of my articles on VFD just last week. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:28, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Communism

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Basically just a political rant - and one that doesn't hold together well - with Dr. Doom thrown into the mix for very little conceivable reason. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:44, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author essentially copies the above article on Democracy. (I get the joke, but this is tedious.) This instance is exactly as bad as the other. Spıke ¬ 13:13 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. On one hand, gophers. On the other, it sucks. Guess which wins for me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:16 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. per above. --Mn-z 13:31, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

GIR

Score: 5
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. I am so glad I didn't turn out like all of the faggots who still think this garbage is hilarious. What the fuck is wrong with people. --Roman Dog Bird 21:20, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. You wouldn't want to know. You probably wouldn't like the answer. Kill it.--Hanyouman 21:34, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Section 6 consists of nothing but THIRTY-TWO quotes with {{Q}}. Again, if there is charm or humor here, it comes from the source and not from Authors. Spıke ¬ 21:43 4-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Oh, gods... this character could lead to something great, but no... there's just this... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:25 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Much worse than the above one-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 04:17, November 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Zim (Invader Zim)

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. WHAT MAN CAN DO. DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY, DESTROY VIRTUALLY ANYTHING. seriously fuck this page and fuck this shitty shit show. delete all invader zim and porkymen articles right now. --Roman Dog Bird 21:10, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I never liked Invader Zim. I hate it's retarded fanbase and the crap they make around it, too. -- Hanyouman
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I've always liked Invader Zim, but Frinko's writing chokes on a bucket of goat anuses. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:58, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
    My father died choking on a bucket of goat anuses, you insensitive clod!! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:30, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
    Exactly, Frinko's writing is so bad it's like something that kills your father. At least ONE person understood my metaphor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:35, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol neutral vote Delete. Eh, I can see what this is trying to do - Zim himself is not the best speaker, after all, but it just doesn't work. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:24 (UTC)
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Chairman Drek

Score: 7
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No keep votes.

Delete (7)
  1. I don't even know what this is. --Roman Dog Bird 21:20, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. What this is is a pointless bio of a fictional character, in which the author doesn't add any creativity except that found in the original. Spıke ¬ 21:40 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:26, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Weak delete They basically spoiled the plot of Ratchet and Clank except made it sound completely stupid. Again, there's the gay jokes, but unlike Dr. Nefarious (who actually is incredibly flamboyant), this doesn't try. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:35, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.Junior Uncyclopedia (in a very bad way) --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 19:18, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per above. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:28 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. It's was gonna be deleted anyway. My vote isn't needed. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:42, November 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Growlongs

Score: 6
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No keep votes.

Delete (6)
  1. ?????????????? --Roman Dog Bird 21:20, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I've read there are 12 year olds invading the Internet. Here is the complete text of Section 4: "Yes . . . wait . . . I don't know?" Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 21:41 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Section 4 is the strongest section. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Template WTF? Can't imagine why the writer thought any of this way funny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 19:20, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wait, it has nothing to do with penises? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:30, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. What... no. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101106 - 06:27 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Upper Peninsula War H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep.. Change of vote. Not a feature but then not again a delete candidate either. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 09:35, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. So it's a hoax article which was almost kept on Wikipedia. I found this yesterday and thought it may be a real page which was just stored here, but if it was kicked off wikipedia and came here as an orphan, let's let it stay and feed it. Similar in some ways but not all to my favorite article on uncy, another hoax which, in its original form, fooled many people on a historical website. Aleister 11:11 1 11 (check out that time readout, cool.)
  3. RedCheckMark Salvageable. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:52, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Doesn't really look worth deleting, but I didn't actually read past the first two sentences. Anyone who cares to may now hit me with a frying pan if they actually want me to bother... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 23:32 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Long, unfunny article has been deleted eight times from Wikipedia, the last two for the offense of trying to re-upload an article that members had decided to delete. Someone is using us to store and publish a history lesson. Spıke ¬ 03:14 1-Nov-10
    Symbol delete vote Delete. Does appear to be a wikipedia refugee though I have no idea why it has been rejected there. Is it untrue? Perhaps Madmax knows as he's a user over there. Anyway it isn't funny and shouldn't be left on Uncyclopedia's doorstep. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:36, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete. It is not at all funny. A funny article about the hoax might be warranted, but we are not "Uncyclopedia: the dumping ground for shit no other wiki will take!" Maybe we should see if ?pedia will take it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:59, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. I tracked back to the original Wikipedia article - or rather the comments page where it has now been housed in the user's space. It is a hoax but one of those stories that unless you clicked on all the links, it wouldn't be so obvious. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Ned_Scott/Upper_Peninsula_War. I think the only thing we can say here is that though it's a very plausibly done, it isn't funny but then again, I don't think it should be deleted. Is that..er clear? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 09:35, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Professor T

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Poorly-conceived 2006-era article about Mr. T reinvisioned as a professor. It sucks. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:31, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The concept of morphing Mr. T into a different profession (especially something cerebral like a professor) could be delightful, provided you don't just reprise the identical humor of Mr. T in a different setting. This article doesn't get that far, but digresses into a list of fantasy weapons. It's gamercruft. Spıke ¬ 13:04 4-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kindly kill this absence of sense. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 04:03 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Pity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:15, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Professor Xavierโ€™s School for Gifted Youngsters

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Delete. Some fly-by-night X-men fanboy pooped this out in 2006. It is not funny, interesting, or good. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:34, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author impresses himself early with how convoluted he can write, on the way to drive-by laugh riots such as the Down's Syndrome Wrestling Pit. "Gifted" means crippled here; what fun. Spıke ¬ 13:22 4-Nov-10
  3. Da professa --Roman Dog Bird 21:34, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Da professaDa professa --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:14, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol wtf vote Meh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 16:24 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ URINARY TRACT CONFECTION H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I kinda like it. Maybe slap an {{expansion}} template on it, though. It could use a couple more sections of inebriated writings. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:25, 1 November 2010
  2. Keep. I would have QVFD'ed it, except that when I sobered up, I found that I still liked the line "It emerged from my penis." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:43, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Because I only vote For. quality...--Sycamore (Talk) 09:02, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. If all these guys like it. . . plus I added a band name I made up years ago which I thought was one of the best unused band names ever (even when I sobered up), My Sister's Urinalysis. Aleister 11:15 1 11
  5. RedCheckMark Save. Made me laugh when I first saw it. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:41, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. per above and stuff. --Mn-z 20:25, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Gross.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:06, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. I found this article when it was vandalized recently. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:09, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Does it all: Stub touts its own humor, disses user Sycamore, and has a penis joke. Spıke ¬ 01:13 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap and abuse to boot. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:38, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mmmm, crap. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101101 - 19:21 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. This must be the stupidest article I've ever seen. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 15:08, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Zombie, please don't delete the <!-- comments --> inside the template when you nominate; they are for future voters as well as yourself. Spıke ¬ 01:14 1-Nov-10
    Overtaken by events, as Socky has now removed the comments from the template. I'm fine with that, but new voters may be baffled. Even though we know they don't read stuff. Spıke ¬ 11:30 1-Nov-10
  • Though Sycamore has gone along with 'the joke', I don't like to see other contributors trashed in a mainspace article. It also goes against all that stuff about vanity/abuse/bullying which gets other users banned. So why make an exception here? Should be moved to Hype's page as he's claiming ownership or changed to remove Sycamore's name. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 11:40, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Well the usual solution is to put the USERNAME joke in there..perhaps that will do...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 12:09, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    I hate that joke! call it ego, but it always takes me five minutes to realize I've been had. Spıke ¬ 12:53 1-Nov-10
    Since when is affectionately pointing out a perennial 'against' voter considered "trashing"? I would have been utterly shocked if Sycamore had been offended by that. And if he is, no doubt his name should be removed - but I've dropped usernames at least half a dozen times now, in everything from Amanda Steele, Action Cop to More dildos, and I haven't got it wrong yet. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:14, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Yeah, I get so offended, you're a fucking dick splash Hyperbole!--Sycamore (Talk) 20:47, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    For my part, "except perhaps Sycamore, who votes against everything" doesn't seriously hurt Sycamore; rather, it is some n00b lashing out against his treatment on Uncyclopedia in the text of his article, inherently pursuing something other than humor. Spıke ¬ 20:52 1-Nov-10
    Just because my real name is Richard Splash doesn't mean we're on a first-name basis. That's Mr. Splash to you. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:00, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Yes Mr. Splash;-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:01, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    For reference, my username is linked from Antbortion, UnResumes:My Resume, and appears twice in Rolling your head on the keyboard, although the later is a special case. Hype's userspage is also linked from a few articles in mainspace. --Mn-z 01:32, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
    If Sycamore's name was removed wouldn't that ruin the accuracy and heart of the article?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Nov 2010 ~ 23:41 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:37, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

Professor Oak

Score: 4
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Random animecruft bullshit that can suck my dick. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:27, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Me first. Spıke ¬ 12:55 4-Nov-10
  3. i'm jacking off right now --Roman Dog Bird 18:33, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mmmmmm. Oh, er... yeah. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101105 - 03:58 (UTC)
Comments
  • delete all pokeymen articles --Roman Dog Bird 19:13, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
    yep, they usually insult that series--Poiz, look in my info? 20:18, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Captain Understatement

Score: 4
Keep (2)
  1. RedCheckMark Keep and rework. It's at least partially redeemable. --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:37, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark Keep and rework. Agreed, though "This ship has too many Captains" (Captain Understatement). --UnLaw 22:42, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Delete. Although one of the most frequently quoted "captains," this article really is amateur hour. There are some slightly better versions in the history, but no good ones. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:41, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Weak delete. Irrelevant illustrations, one referencing a penis; quote-cruft; a little super-gassy prose; then listcruft. It would have been so easy to become an automatic keeper if authors had simply loaded this article up with, what else?, understatements. Spıke ¬ 16:30 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Well who ever wants to save this mangy dog of an article better hurry up.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:52, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kill it for now; doesn't really seem to have enough worth going from in a rework to me. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 16:55 (UTC)
  5. Delete No effort has gone into this. It's lazy and unfunny. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:35, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I see some concept here. But, there is nothing here that is really original or not obvious. --Mn-z 01:34, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • I watched an afternoon of TV sports yesterday and have begun an article on Captain Trite. Aleister, the next move is yours. Spıke ¬ 17:18 1-Nov-10 post-edited
  • A hypothesis: that the better-conceived "Captain" articles (such as this one, Captain Obvious and Captain Oblivious) are not spoof-encyclopedia articles but, rather, tools. They remind me a little of Edward de Bono's "thinking hats". Could they then justifiably be blocked as to length - to not more than one screen, maybe less? Such as could result, for example, from removing all of the "Other Quotes" section, and maybe also the "Arrest" section", from Captain Oblivious. --UnLaw 00:29, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
    True: once you make the point, you gain nothing by making it ten more times. But the only to achieve this is (1) to have an "owner" police the article, and/or (2) protect it against Anons who can only add quotes and Fun Facts to the Trivia section. Spıke ¬ 11:20 2-Nov-10

Sam Worthington

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Certainly the running commentary inside the brackets isn't really for me but I saw that the author of this article was active in September. Perhaps he should be invited to improve it? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 12:22, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol keep vote Keep. Conditional - I don't think Sam Worthington is a good actor, but he did land the parts. It totally needs a rewrite. Too many of Uncyclopedia's articles are either factual sporked content or moronic blah or both. Little to nothing distinguishes them from Wikipedia, with content looking same as Wikipedia, and blah looking same as crap. This article, starts out, Samuel Henry J. Worthington ('cause you know J. is a name, don't you?), is an English-born Australian actor (la-de-dah). He rose to prominence playing Jake Sully in James Cameron's (don't get me started on that douche) Avatar (biggest waste of money...). Whoa! Is someone actually envious of a successful man? Or is that a spork with a shit attitude? -- But, funny how? Meanwhile, Samuel Henry J. Worthington is laughing all the way to the bank. This article makes me ashamed of Uncyclopedia, because it's just a spork covered in shit. But the author is a good writer and just needs to rewrite it without the "shit" and adding some humor. Otherwise, it should be deleted.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:04, Nov 1
    Way to wind me up to nominate it and then vote against me! Around here, "Keep--if rewritten" is spelled, "I volunteer." Spıke ¬ 13:08 1-Nov-10
    No one has the power to wind up Spike. This is not about us. It's about Uncyclopedia. We need this article. But as it is now it should be deleted for sure. I know heavyweight entertainment people and if they read this article they would laugh at me for being involved here - because the article is such pathetic-juvenile-shit.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:37, Nov 1
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Funnybony, for volunteering like the trooper he is, like a man obsessed with saving this article, like a soldier jumping on the grenade while the rest of us watch and point. We are behind you on this, Funnybony, way behind you. Aleister 13:12 1 11
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Called to my attention by Funnybony, who seems to like this actor and calls author's humor "envious." Author's rant is entirely a sporked, dry biography interspersed with sniping in parentheses. At the end, author acknowledges his "technique" and the unfunniness of it. Spıke ¬ 12:15 1-Nov-10
  2. Delete. I think it sucks, and I'm having trouble making sense of the keep votes. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:31, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Conditional - I don't think Sam Worthington is a good actor, but he did land the parts. It totally needs a rewrite. Too many of Uncyclopedia's articles are either factual sporked content or moronic blah or both. Little to nothing distinguishes them from Wikipedia, with content looking same as Wikipedia, and blah looking same as crap. This article, starts out, Samuel Henry J. Worthington ('cause you know J. is a name, don't you?), is an English-born Australian actor (la-de-dah). He rose to prominence playing Jake Sully in James Cameron's (don't get me started on that douche) Avatar (biggest waste of money...). Whoa! Is someone actually envious of a successful man? Or is that a spork with a shit attitude? -- But, funny how? Meanwhile, Samuel Henry J. Worthington is laughing all the way to the bank. This article makes me ashamed of Uncyclopedia, because it's just a spork covered in shit. But the author is a good writer and just needs to rewrite it without the "shit" and adding some humor. Otherwise, it should be deleted.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:04, Nov 1
  4. Now DELETE. Per Funnybony wants to do a rewrite, and his experience with the author who had no intention of improving it. And who is this guy, the guy from Avatar? Is he Blue? Aleister 12:38 2 11
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I like the idea of Funnybony making a new one... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101104 - 02:09 (UTC)
Comments

I offered to help, but the writer thought he was funny (which itself is goddamn funny). Then he got a Pee Review and it got even WORSE. So much for the use of Pee Reviews. If the author wants help then we have to start from scratch. If they don't want - then delete it, and I'll make a real article on Sam Worthington.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:07, Nov 1

Captain Marvel

Score: 5
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No keep votes.

Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stupid nonsense. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 09:20, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete and replace with text of The other Captain Marvel. Stupid nonsense. Spıke ¬ 19:41 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Falls a bit short. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:03, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something about ancient times, wizards..rubbish runs through this article like the word Blackpool in a stick of rock. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 00:32, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. and possibly redirect to the other captain marvel article. --Mn-z 01:27, November 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Author has a poor sense of humor that descends to digressing about the ambiguities of his own writing. But Captain Marvel is a real and notable character--several, in fact--and this article is a placeholder for good material that no one yet has seen fit to write. Spıke ¬ 11:37 1-Nov-10
    You know what would be a better placeholder? The other Captain Marvel, which also isn't funny, but at least looks like an article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:50, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    I like the other one. The other one should be this one. Spıke ¬ 19:40 1-Nov-10

Captain Malfunction

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apparently the work of a very unambitious editor who wanted to write a Captain article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 09:18, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The week's award for triteness. Let us declare that quotes from other Captains--"Here is an understatement; here is a self-contradiction; here is an irrelevancy"--is as trite as Russian Reversal when it doesn't feed the article's theme. This article has no theme, apart from the gallows humor of a ne'er-do-well superhero; it is mostly more ramble about a character I just invented. Spıke ¬ 11:28 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:13, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 08:50, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Captain Sarcasm

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. It's an overlong series of vaguely sarcastic remarks. Hilarious. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:28, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The technique of having Captain Sarcasm repeatedly interrupt the prose with (what else?!) sarcasm, gets old fast. Latter parts of the article are simply a catalog of some of the infinite number of sarcastic things any dick could say about anything. Spıke ¬ 16:09 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Severe case of quotocide. It's...........crap! (Thanks Tony). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:04, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It doesn't have enough quotes. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101103 - 16:57 (UTC)
Comments

๐Ÿ”’ Captain Selfish H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I tightened up the verbiage in the intro, and Section 1 hints to the phenomenon, funny and sad, by which a very-nice parent, by the exercise of total good faith, rears a not-nice-at-all child. The rest of the article needs quoticide and listicide, needs to be shorn of using "selfish" to mean "felonious," and could be an insightful but hilarious study of a character disorder. Spıke ¬ 16:22 1-Nov-10
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Conditional with changes that Spike suggests. --UnLaw 22:21, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Spike seems to have done something to it. Or something. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 04:19 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Nice work-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:01, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. SPIKE does it again, save for the master of canasta. Aleister 1:20 3 11
Delete (0)

#Delete. About what you'd expect: lots of quotes from "captains," this time on the general theme of selfishness. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:36, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

  1. Well, my edit has followed Captain Selfish along four career paths where returning less to the customer than the customer is due is standard operating practice, and I've placed or deleted the long scam listcruft and the awful second cartoon. Should be keepable now. Spıke ¬ 01:33 2-Nov-10
    Looks all right to me. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:53, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Captain Scarlet

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Fun fact: in 2005, everyone was too concerned about getting some content on the wiki to actually care whether it was good or made sense. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:34, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stubby, self-referential article writes a few arbitrary facts about this made-up character: Jokes: (1) He's gay or a paedophile; (2) Bush? drove drunk; and (3) Grandma smells like piss. "Good news for them when a pornstar dies huh?" Spıke ¬ 16:13 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:08, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Destroy.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:02, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons was a kids' tv show in the UK using marionette puppets. The mysterons were invisible (thanks to a budget cut in the production apparently) but they made their presence known by shining a light at their intended victim. For those who were still cutting their teeth on a Farley's Rusk, this was scary stuff indeed. What you can't see makes it ten times more dangerous! But this article is junk all the same. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 08:01, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Professor Layton

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. Received a low-scoring Pee Review about two months ago; author never came back to improve it. Despite the {{PeeReview}} template, it seems safe to delete this one now. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:55, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro suggests this is an inside joke for players of a certain video game, of which I on the outside cannot see the humor. It's structured as six sequel games, for which the final four sections are undeveloped. Accepting Hype's background, this is an abandoned article that no one will be moved to complete. Spıke ¬ 19:20 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bury in quicklime. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:40, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Huh?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 00:57, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain N

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I remember this show, and, indeed, it sucked. However, just saying it sucked, and then describing it, and then reiterating that it sucked, is not really the highest possible form of satire. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 09:22, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't remember it, but this article sucks. Spıke ¬ 11:34 1-Nov-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. This article sucks. I don't think I ever watched the show, but maybe I better keep it that way. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 14:50, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:35, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain Ultra

Score: 4
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No keep votes.

Delete (4)
  1. Delete. This one's just sad, and needs to be put down like a cat with a brain tumor. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:38, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. It starts with an encyclopedia clichรฉ--"is considered by people, many of whom are hopelessly insane, to be"--to bracket an assertion that the article never fleshes out. Because the rest of this stub is just very idle froth. Doesn't even explain why he was named Ultra. Spıke ¬ 16:26 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:06, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Goodbye Mr Tibbles. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:54, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Professor Chaos

Score: 4
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  1. Delete. Jesus, I hate articles about popular cartoons. Anyway, the theme of this one is "Here's what I saw on TV yesterday. And here's all the Internet and Uncyclopedia memes I know." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:52, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fucking awful. Just another reason to be disappointed with Southpark. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:10, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can't even see the relation to Southpark--only cluster fuck and George Bush. Section 4 is a magnificent study in making an Infobox take up two screenfuls; every line a section head. Spıke ¬ 19:26 1-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mop and bucket time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:41, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Professor Arturo

Score: 4
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  1. Delete. Apparently has something to do with the 1990s TV show "Sliders," but I had to look it up. It's not funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:48, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:26, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "California University"? "As far as his state of mind was"? "Took quite a knack on the professor"? Some of the English in this article on the evidently fictional time-traveller Arturo came from one of the alternate universes. Lots of typoes and non-Mediawiki-isms remain in this article, with only minor repair by Anons since 2007. Spıke ¬ 20:28 1-Nov-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Collected works of Professor Randumbo. Earth to Earth, Ashes to Ashes, we know Professor Arturo's a junkie...--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:48, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
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Prof. Gerald Robotnik

Score: 4
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  1. Delete. Anyone want to see an example of a typically bad video game character article? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:44, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short essay on the Koopa Kingdom whose writing would not have taken a complete Study Hall: Four paragraphs, if you exclude the last one that cyber-bullies the Physics teacher. Spıke ¬ 20:31 1-Nov-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap crap crap crap crap..Am I making myself clear? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:49, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Everything we see here is simply recycled from the Dr. Robotnik article. Except this one is less funny. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:18, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ 12 year olds invading the internet H D Oldvfd

Score: -5
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  1. Keep. Despite being something of a drama magnet, I think it's pretty amusing. Nominated for deletion in 2007; kept then. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:35, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:27, 1 November 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I know you are but what am I? Aleister 19:57 1 11
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Just because. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:23, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote Keep. As a 12-year-old, I approve this message. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 04:17 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Tophat headless 13:12, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is the most stupid article ever. Special Cases LOOK, A TALK PAGE!!!! 18:32, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Damn, this is a little bit biased this deletion because I am 10. Special Cases LOOK, A TALK PAGE!!!! 18:40, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Young and/or inept Internet users are ridiculous, and that tasks us to ridicule them. But this article is more than half way to someone's rant that a Certain Element of Internet user should just go away (and leave it to me and everyone who agrees with me)--followed by a rebuttal by n00bs themselves (though the section in tiny italics was tl;dr). No, the fact that they don't have pubic hair is not the problem, nor is it a joke. Saveable, I guess. Spıke ¬ 19:11 1-Nov-10

Admins are not nice here. Same goes with everyone on WP. Special Cases LOOK, A TALK PAGE!!!! 19:55, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

The admins are a lot nicer than I am. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:08, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
Hyperbole speaks truth; he's a jerk. Not that it really matters. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101102 - 04:17 (UTC)

Captain D

Score: 7
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  1. Delete. It is not funny, the most edits has been made from anonymous, bad spell and everything... I'm not good at explains.--M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 16:43, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
    And it appears you're not very good at English either. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:32, 1 November 2010
    This doesn't seem to be imitation of the article, so it seems you're right. Spıke ¬ 19:04 1-Nov-10
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doesn't seem to be very funny. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:32, 1 November 2010
  3. Weak delete. I gave this a Pee review back in February 2009. It was my opinion that it was borderline VFD but had a decent concept and was saveable. Unfortunately, the author never worked on it after the review. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:55, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny and uninteresting. Intro suggests it is a coded reference to a minor administrator at author's high school who is known as "D." Developed by a single author, who then passed the baton to essentially a single IP, or else forgot his password. Spıke ¬ 19:04 1-Nov-10
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. WTF is this? Silly. Special Cases LOOK, A TALK PAGE!!!! 19:23, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. An extreme example of incoherent randumbo. I haven't a clue where all this is going and nor did the author(s) from the evidence produced here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:37, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:16, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ Calvinball H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -5
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small THE MOST STRONGEST KEEP  I have ever keeped before! Really?!? You people.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Oct 2010 ~ 04:39 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. For Happytimes, who has logic and money in his corner. Aleister 12:34 30 10
  3. Symbol keep vote weak keep A plan on doing some cleanup to this when I get time. --Mn-z 12:53, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keep. With some cleanup, this could be a fairly amusing homage to Watterson, I guess. I like the pictures, although I'm sure they're not original. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:58, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  5. RedCheckMark Are you serious? This is most random article on the site. Well, next to those other hundred random articles... --High Gen. Meganew (Stuff I've Done) (Chat With Me) (Get an Award!) FORCES ENLIST MUN 21:48, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Obviously. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 22:03, November 1, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. First sentence of the article: "The only game in the world in which the rules are forever changing and non-existent." It's an Anon crap playground, for which meaningless equals funny. Reminiscent of the Wacky Sport we deleted last summer that was played on elephant-back. Spıke ¬ 22:02 29-Oct-10
  2. Symbol delete vote Meh. It may be sort of about an actual fictional game, but the implementation still sucks. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:56 (UTC)
    Oh, fine. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 17:49 (UTC)
Comments
  • SPIKE, FYI, Calvinball is a game in the comic "Calvin & Hobbes," and it is, in fact, described as "The only game in the world in which the rules are forever changing and non-existent." So the problem with this isn't that it's wacky - it's that it's plagiarised. I'll check on the actual article later tonight. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:28, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I reworked the intro so as to avoid plagiarism and as a general clean-up. I think reworking the rest would cause this beloved article to loose a good deal of it's charm. (Although I guess I could proof it if you like.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Oct 2010 ~ 04:39 (UTC)
    You have not so much avoided the plagiarism as built a respectable intro around it. Your new words are not stolen, but the central concept still is. (Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes#Calvinball.) The original authors wanted more to write a rulebook that was implied but not stated in the comic, than write humor. The one real piece of humor--morphing the characters' names to medieval philosophers--is of course telling the same joke backwards that Watterson told in naming the characters originally. That the game is "never played twice the same way" is also a cuteness that belongs to Watterson (as well as being trite, as it describes the lack of rigor many childhood pastimes). This article may be endearing to you, but its soul is theft. Spıke ¬ 17:55 30-Oct-10
    You say potato, I say parody. I think the article honors Watterson rather than plagiarizes him. (I've often wanted to smash in the back windows of vehicles with the "Calvin peeing" graphic; mostly because I worship the brilliance that is the strip.) In conclusion, Bill is a God and Calvinball is hilarious even when devoid of humor. Also this.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  01 Nov 2010 ~ 06:43 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 07:46, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Shatkins diet H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0
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  1. Keep. This is funny.--Sycamore (Talk) 08:47, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep It's a good idea and it has some amusing moments. It could do with some work, but it doesn't deserve to die. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:21, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. ^  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  30 Oct 2010 ~ 04:41 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't hate it enough. โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:35, 1 November 2010
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Er... eh? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 13:21 (UTC)
  2. Weak delete. It's not horrible, and I'd vote keep if User:Garrett was still active. But since he's not, and no one else is likely to ever want to work on this, this is probably as good as it will ever get, and that ain't good enough. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:45, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Upgraded from Comment--Hype is right; the history shows that Garrett did all the heavy lifting on this, ending in Jul-07. Garrett left the office on 4-Jul-10. The article is one of many you have to look up by its punch line. No one will miss it. Spıke ¬ 16:04 26-Oct-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Introduces idea early but seems the author got bored and went out to walk the dog. Rest of it just bounces around without meaningful purpose.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:30, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
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  • The concept--force-fit William Shatner to the Atkins Diet--is serviceable. The execution is goofy and doesn't relate to Shatner but merely to the shows he starred in. The humor is present but manufactured. Spıke ¬ 13:37 26-Oct-10
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 19:58, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Template:TV

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Just change that picture. --M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:06, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Another retard template. It the kind of thing that ends up being spammed all over the place - I think it should go.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:06, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Worse than that, "Nothing you see here relates to the real world" means "nothing here is as funny as it could be." Take whatever liberties with my world that you want, but relate your article to my world. This template is absolution on bad comedy. Spıke ¬ 11:59 29-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Huh... I was going to say it was pointless and stupid, but what SPIKE says sounds a lot more intelligent, so I'll just agree with him. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:52 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. to build my legacy or something. --Mn-z 01:15, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 22:01, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Delete Let's just delete this and never mention it again. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:07, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment - This template was way more badass. Never Forget. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 02:20, Oct. 30, 2010
    Except it's too big to ever really be useful, either... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 17:51 (UTC)
    The main reason it was awesome. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 21:20, Oct. 30, 2010

Category:New Europe

Score: 8
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  1. What's the point? It has two articles in it, one of which is also in the category Europe... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101030 - 17:40 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Baffling why this exists, or whom it would help. Spıke ¬ 17:46 30-Oct-10
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small EXTERMINATE!  โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:59, 30 October 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:56, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 21:58, October 30, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Please Symbol delete vote Delete., it's pointless and nonsensical.--Faizaguo 08:16, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Delete The whole point of Europe is that it's old. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:08, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:56, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote Delete. ----M&M (also known as Mimo&maxus) What do you want? Wanna see my balls? 12:57, October 31, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain Lamberton

Score: 8
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. What the shit?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:58, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A 19th-century Federation of Planets? Counties within Montreal? The months of Decembril and Febrember? (Anyone here from Illogicopedia?) Gibberish isn't humor--except over there. Spıke ¬ 17:00 28-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It floats with as much elegance as a turd in the ocean. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 17:08, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:30, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Gaah. Fuck **f. Myocardialinfarction 01:30, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:03, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reads like a mad-lib, but doesn't even use complete sentences... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:49 (UTC)
  8. Captain Lamberton -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:33, Oct. 30, 2010
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Captain Jesus

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pooped out in May 2006 by an IP in a single edit, this page has seen little improvement in the 4.4 years since. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:56, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Scuttle this one. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:43, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. We have plenty of Captains, also plenty of Jesii. Author thought he was still writing about Captain Jack Sparrow the pirate. Spıke ¬ 16:56 28-Oct-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:12, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just... make it go away. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:48 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Captain Cruft/Christcruft -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:37, Oct. 30, 2010
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Captain Jack Sparrow

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. One of those horrible messes edited exclusively by new users and IPs, stretching back to 2006. At some point, a vandal added "THIS IS A LOAD OF BULL SHIT!!!" to the top of the page, and no one bothered to remove it, because it's the only thing in the page that's funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:52, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote BOrn from a huge vagina attached to a hippo --the start of Section 1 tells you all you need to know about author's commitment to humor. Spıke ¬ 16:54 28-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.It sinks with all hands. A wreath on a stormy sea, a note in Lloyd's register to mark the passing. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 17:06, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Kill it. Wow, that's... made up crap, zigg-zaggy approach, nonsense and random crap and general idiocy, and oh, look, a raptor... eh. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:47 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote small THIS IS A LOAD OF BULL SHIT!!!  -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:46, Oct. 30, 2010
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Captain Ishmael

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. So... this was truly horrible 2006cruft. Instead of nomming it for VFD, some enterprising user tried to "fix" it by inserting chunks of Moby Dick into the article. The results, in retrospect, were predictable. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:45, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let us punish this approach to creating an article. Three small paragraphs might be funny. But they aren't. Two huge paragraphs sporked from the novel are guaranteed not to be. Spıke ¬ 16:44 28-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Call me anything but quality. Sleep soundly with the fishes eh? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 17:02, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. My brain hurts. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:42 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Though we ought to have an article on Captain Ahab. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:54, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote To the last I grapple with thee; from Hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:54, Oct. 30, 2010
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Captain Hook

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hooray random writing and casual references to pedophilia! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:41, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete and redirect to Peter Pan. Spıke ¬ 16:41 28-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Randumbo machine coughs out ..Captain Hook was the son of Stalin and Sharon Tate.. . Bye-bye. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:50, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. It needs some sort of encompassing, amusing concept... might as well torch it and start over for all the hope it currently has. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:38 (UTC)
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Captain General

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Competently written, but just boring and unfunny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:36, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Competently written except for the run-on sentences. Slightly funny. Unfortunately, Captain General is not of General interest. Spıke ¬ 16:35 28-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A super hero with no super powers. Shame that isn't very original. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:55, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. What a sad, sad rip-off of Slightly Below Average Man... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101029 - 22:36 (UTC)
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๐Ÿ”’ HowTo:Return to Uncyclopedia H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Mild Keep. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:57, October 26, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I see some potential here.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) ฮ    ~ Xkey280 ~  27 Oct 2010 ~ 00:29 (UTC)
  3. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
  4. Keep. Made me smile several times. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:14, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Keep Just not VFD. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:29, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. While plenty of returnees seem to need a guide, I don't think this is it. ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20101026 - 13:21 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Is it a useful guide or something to coat hang some real lame stuff?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:26, October 27, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • There is no future in insisting on humor in the preachy HowTo: space, but this article features gassy writing, meandering to the unremarkable events such as forgetting your password. Spıke ¬ 13:44 26-Oct-10
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeGameCube 17:13, October 30, 2010 (UTC)

๐Ÿ”’ Captain Lou Albano H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep., I let Maniac1075 know his page was in front of the firing squad, and hopefully he'll come by to talk them down. But last I heard he had a job interview, a horrid thing to contemplate, so I hope he logs on. Aleister 18:45 28 10
    I wouldn't worry too hard about the article being deleted while he's out; I'm sure any admin would be more than happy to restore it to his userspace if he wants to work on it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:49, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
    Only problem there is Uncy has no policy about restoring deleted pages. Catch-a-22. Aleister 19:14 28 10
    There'll always be mirror uncyc (except when it's down)! โ€”Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:19, 29 October 2010
    Should we advise the admins to handle a Delete decision via mercy-move to userspace? Spıke ¬ 00:22 29-Oct-10
    I just read it again, from the point of view of knowing that the author is not only a good writer but one of Uncy's best writers, and laughed like a donkey, a few times at least. He captures Mario very well, relating the game and character in context (see Hyperbole's comment below), and then satirizes Albano's real-life career. Then again, I've read lots of Maniac1075 pages, and have a little hold on his style. Aleister 00:43 29 10
    If it takes such inside information to appreciate the article, then perhaps the article isn't as funny as it could be, and perhaps you could remedy this. Spıke ¬ 01:30 29-Oct-10
  2. Oh, all right. Spıke ¬ 01:18 29-Oct-10
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm with those niggers. Don't delete this. Myocardialinfarction 01:23, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. An example of possibly my least favorite category of Uncyclopedia articles: unfunny articles about funny people. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:00, October 28, 2010 (UTC) All right, fine, nom withdrawn. Not my cup of tea, but apparently it has its place. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:18, October 29, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Note: Wikia's broken spam filter will not let me add the VFD tag to this article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:01, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Abstain. An inexplicable force-fit of the professional wrestler to video-game Mario. No mention of the time a commercial airliner had to improvise because he could not fit into the latrine. Unfortunately, as we seem to have a fully-stocked WWF cabinet, it is predictable that some of the bottles will have an unpleasant taste. Spıke ¬ 17:08 28-Oct-10
    It's not inexplicable. Captain Lou Albano played the role of Mario in a brief live-action Mario children's show. It was horrific, but the theme song fell into the "so-bad-it's-hilarious" category and has become something of an Internet meme. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:12, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
Maniac1075 is a talentless douchebag anyway. --ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 03:45, October 29, 2010 (UTC)

Captain Dirka

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm pretty sure it's vanity, but if it's not, it's incoherence. Article is about a month old. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:33, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Online gamer writes an Uncyclopedia article about his alter ego. Who knew we needed more Captains?! Spıke ¬ 16:32 28-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Captain Vanity and his pals. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:57, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Smite lightning QVFD This was originally the author's userpage (the disscussion features a welcome note), and for some reason he saw that it should be moved to mainspace under a different name. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 19:00, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Dead Space

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. And nom. Nary a sentence without some sort of reference to genitalia. And no actual jokes. A nice picture of one of the characters playing golf though. Myocardialinfarction 10:58, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Worthless! What Myo said. Spıke ¬ 15:19 28-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. unless Dead Space is actually a game about penises orbiting vaginas and testicles landing dropships on labias, in which case I'll change my vote. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:11, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dead article walking. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:58, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain Haddock

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Dude, Captain Haddock is awesome! What should I write about him? Ooh! He's a fascist! And.. wow, I can't think of anything to say. Oh, well. Save page!" Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:40, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ooo, Hyperbole's back to his captain lynching eh? This one's pretty damn bad, though. Seems rather unfinished and ill-formatted and rather out-right stupid. ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101028 - 15:57 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anti-Semite funnies! Article's only accomplishment is getting an unqualified opinion out of Lyrithya, above. Spıke ¬ 16:40 28-Oct-10
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Has some demented 'charm' but it can still walk the plank. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:53, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain Jack

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In 2006, some user created this article with one sentence. Instead of being QVFD'ed, it was tagged "Needs more content." User:Fishstixx came along and just pooped random things into the article. It has survived four years in this state. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:48, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Captain Crap. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 16:47, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can't figure out what this is about, and the intro only tells me what it isn't about. No substantial work since 2007. Spıke ¬ 16:51 28-Oct-10
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 18:56, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Phil O'Sophy

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Empty Irish-bashing. Nothing funny at all, at all. --UnLaw 03:07, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Normally, I love empty Irish-bashing. But not crap articles like this. The intro uses a nonsense year number and a couple of trite plays on the subject's supposed name. The sections leap into memes, both Uncyclopedia memes and general memes. Recurring memes, such as Commies, could be funny if they related to the subject in any way. The concept of using this title to poke Irish as essentially unphilosophical could work, if it weren't this dumb. Spıke ¬ 22:08 27-Oct-10
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. One liner randumbo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ยฎ (Orate) 07:49, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:51, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just delete. Myocardialinfarction 09:23, October 28, 2010 (UTC)
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