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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think this page is definitely noting something TV tropes should really have a page for, given it's talked about in the Star Trek books on gender and race in sci-fi; but that T.V. Tropes doesn't want to smelt in fear of being accused of proverbially having dealt; unlike their former rape tropes. There's also Cyborg from Teen Titans and Justice League whose basically used like Siri and has no junk. I mean there's all sorts of logical problems with Geordi's genetic blindness that single handily dispels all the federations proposed benevolence and creator alleged atheism; like did they ban all embryonic stem cell and organ transplant research, cause both of those have been shown to work in modern day experiments on mammals born blind. I know half the time Geordi's talking about how his eyes are better this way, but than there's that 1st season episode Riker is a Q where apparently having eyes is all Geordi talks about; so which is it? Would Star Fleet go so far as to let Geordi have the body of the major from Ghost in the Shell, or is Luke Skywalker's arm a technology that's still beyond them, unlike restructuring matter atom by atom. If everyone is that comfortable with Geordi being able to record them naked all the time why aren't they all just naked all the time like Troi's people are for weddings? Counsoler troi seems to talk less about sex than even her Victorian contemporary Sigmund Freud, shouldn't she be talking to him about his bipolar cybernetic superiority/inferiority complex along with him and Barkley's holodeck sex addiction? How is their dream machine legal and drug dealing isn't? It's not like there's those organ stealing aliens from that Phage episode of Voyager, or the pill Bones had that could grow new kidneys in a day hey used in the fourth movie. I'm not going to even get into the whole transporter and replicator issue cause that's just pure magic. I think this article might work but it needs to be more about either Robocop who has only 4 movies, or Geordi having the crappiest life in the 7 seasons of Next Generation. I think this portmanteau doesn't really work as is but has a potential better used on cyborgs; it is similar to when I said Travis Mayweather from enterprise was that robot probe NASA landed on a comet, which got reverted. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:10, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. All it does is make references to RoboCop, Geordi, Star Trek, and Data. I say delete. --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 20:20, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article about the droid from Robocop would have to be good. This one is not good, is eight years old, Nuclearjong is the only contributor, he is gone and the article is neglected, and nominator did him the favor of sweeping away the even cruftier second half before nominating. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:59 16-May-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Beam me up Almost incoherent mash of two sci-fi genres.  EStop Easy button 09:24, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents' delete vote dwarfs this humorless stub. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 03:35, June 1, 2016
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't get it at all and it is completely humorless. --SakaLikesPotatoes (talk) 08:06, June 1, 2016

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Jason Vorhees

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A misspelling of Jason Voorhees; I think the image from The Goonies could be carried over though. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:52, May 13, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Jason vorhees" was the only contribution of Vannystice, in 2009; did not stick around to learn how to be funny and not stupid. Jason Voorhees, by comparison, is a photo gallery of gay-baiting. This may be like the old Chevy Vega, where if you acquire two, you can assemble one working one. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:30 13-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete..  EStop Easy button 08:37, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. One article is enough. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:04, June 1, 2016 (UTC)
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Kartrider

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There's a lot of other video games real and fake we could have but currently don't, like the 1st Starcraft. Does anyone play Kartrider or just those 5 South Koreans and the person who wrote this? Irritable of contents (talk) 01:06, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Don't even bother with this shit-fest. Written in 2007 by Mugka and neglected ever since. It is not clear that anyone plays this or reads it, but I'm betting they don't laugh. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:30 14-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stub of an old and unpopular game and not very funny.  EStop Easy button 08:49, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:05, June 1, 2016 (UTC)
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UnScripts:Skye Goes to Planet Shrewvomit

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The page has 1 author User:Luigispetpikmin and the president shows up to say how awesome it as at the end. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:47, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cannot read it. Eyes glaze over at the sheer, endless pointlessness of it. Even having taken on the glorification of a cancelled video game from a decade ago, no one wants to read the script they should have written except the author himself. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:46 15-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty awful.  EStop Easy button 09:15, May 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Got no idea what this is on about but it smells bad. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:07, June 1, 2016 (UTC)
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Deletion

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  1. Symbol delete vote Not good enough Seriously, what the fuck was this writer thinking by blinding the user with censor bars. While making vague references to drab russian reversal jokes, the user must scramble through the article in a futile attempt to extract any joke from it. See HTBFANJS--CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:24, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Totally fueled by (1) the trite and deprecated Soviet Censorship meme, and (2) the safe harbor about an article on deletion itself evidencing deletion. In other words, no clever and novel comedy. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:17 23-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugly and unfunny. ConCass2 (talk) 13:40, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page about deletionism doesn't work because it's just an ill defined word people throw around like wikilawyering. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 06:17, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
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List of Sailor Moon characters

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This opens up the door for lists from every other anime with a million characters and too much of it is just accurate fandom, and rapey. What good parts there are can just be folded into the Sailor Moon page. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:14, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Deleted administratively. Imported from another website by permabanned user EpicWinner/Abacab333. Indeed it is fanfiction and not humor. Spıke Radiomicrophone19:18 3-Jun-16

Command and Conquer - Generals

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Wacky War rendition of a video game with interminable lists contributed by 1337 haxxors from countries where they don't learn English. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:00 16-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft and no real character development. The article hints at taking the moral high ground on these types of games, which could be a valid comedy strategy however, the execution makes it read as if such a strategy was more of a side-effect.  EStop Easy button 09:00, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hermione Granger, ultimate suicide weapon, others call it the omgwtfh4x0r bomber, 1,000,000,000 of them. Other than that a very long series of lists with only Godzilla and Kim Jong Il as fake entries. There's a list for mods even. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hideous waste of electrons. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:04, June 9, 2016 (UTC)
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Dr. Wily

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only good part is "he opened a boat shop, and no one suspects anything, except Mawio", the rest is just a bad translation + Elmder Fudd joke done 5000 time about piss and co starring Mario no one wants to go through the effort of deciphering. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Irritable of contents (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I just deleted nagging from the author to other Uncyclopedians on how not to edit his masterpiece. The only word I can read without straining to mentally translate is "penis." Get rid. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:01 22-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wubbish.  EStop Easy button 06:10, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. In the style of..but this doesn't work. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:08, June 9, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. "You can help out by replacing more Ls and Rs with Ws" - a plea to other editors to further wreck an already-broken article. ConCass2 (talk) 15:50, June 9, 2016 (UTC)
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Dexter's Laboratory

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A bunch of Russian jokes. Cites interesting fact that Butch Hartman and Seth McFarlane worked on this but Angular Art Pop Culture Reference Screams a Lot Guy doesn't wok as well as McFarlanes nickname. A lot of trivia, and descriptions not jokes. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The comedy strategy of Sovietism is trite, but this page is hardly huffworthy: a real article about something real. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:00 28-May-16
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Colony of America

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ranty, first-person polemic; humorless; under a page title no one will look up. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:11 26-Apr-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Aside from the suggestion that the Queen of England is a transvestite (hidden under a false typo in the Civil War section), there are no jokes to be found in this uninspired conspiracy theory. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 23:41, April 26, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some of this is funny, it gets ranty quick though, there's maybe a paragraph of stuff here total I think could work as an aftermath section for the Revolutionary War page. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:39, May 15, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's at least well-written and I do find it a little funny, even if it is outdated by about three-hundred years. Certainly not something I'd consider VFD material. ConCass2 (talk) 08:27, April 27, 2016 (UTC)
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🔒 Freddy Krueger H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Gay, rape, scat, typos, basically just You Have Two Gay Cows. There's nothing worth keeping other than his career in children's entertainment; I have a few ideas up as a draft in my user space for a rewrite but it will have to be from the ground up. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:39, May 13, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page from Maniac1075 during his "crufty period." Intro has no theme except gayness; childhood involves 100 fathers who are memes. After that, it is an overlong parade of ranting at the reader, swearing at the reader, and writing about sex to the unwilling reader. Burn it down with or without a replacement. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:46 13-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ticks almost every box of the deletion criteria.  EStop Easy button 08:45, May 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Most page is just rape. Juku Ren (talk) 21:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Badly formatted, poorly written, and not remotely funny. In short, it's downright ugly. ConCass2 (talk) 13:41, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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Spoilers

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An obvious invitation to tell the same joke over and over; the result is tedious for the reader. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:05 17-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Ew. ConCass2 (talk) 20:17, May 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Etc., wouldn't even work as a list. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 06:00, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Really over repetitive. Juku Ren (talk) 22:15, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage!

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The lists in the Spyro the Dragon article work illustrating the rgrind well, but not in this one; there's also a lot of navelism like the redirect Spyro 2: Gateway to glimmer and the factual explanation of the alternative European title, and the red link to Spyro 3. "99.99999+0.00001% of idiots who bought this game had problems." and "This game was critically acclaimed by IGN, GameFAQs, and all the other games review websites. Wow, it must have been a great game. NOT!" aren't isn't worded that well either. It works on the level of a saturday morning cartoon with random cameos that don't culminate into anything (Simpsons) and a dash of the old ultra violence (South Park) but basically that's it. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:09, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I renamed it, adding the exclamation point to match the page name on Wikipedia. I defend some pages as "a real article about something real," and this is about something real, an obscure sequel to an obscure videogame franchise. The problem is that it is not a real article. Instead of comedy in the "encyclopedia" frame, this is author chatting with reader about how much the game sucks. Crack wise on a gaming blog somewhere. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:28 15-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yet another in a seemingly endless stream of crap computer game articles, following the same comedy strategy of an un-amusing walk through, dead memes and highlighting how crap the game is. About as original and amusing as a bowl of cold custard.  EStop Easy button 08:06, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Beyond my diaper range. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:58, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not encyclopedic, in fact, it only rants telling the reader how bad the game is. Juku Ren (talk) 21:47, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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The Minkian

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page is a fine concept for an RPG race/class, and doesn't appear to be from anything else. It isn't remotely even trying to be humorous unless you count the single instance of worrier as being a pun on warrior which I don't think it actually is in this usage. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:59, May 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The word appears nowhere in Wikipedia, nor comes up verbatim in Google except this page. Personal fanfiction about made-up races, originally by Aloysius in 2010, evidently without intending to be funny. After real Uncyclopedians gave it actual formatting, it seems he may have returned without logging in, a couple years later, and tried to make it go away. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:45 21-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 06:08, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I also wouldn't mind if this would "go away". ConCass2 (talk) 17:02, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Juku Ren (talk) 18:25, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Protest Warrior

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  1. Symbol delete vote Self-Nomination A crappy article making references to A.N.S.W.E.R. and other crap. Even my name is less crappy than this article --CrappyUncyclopedian1111 (talk) 16:16, May 23, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-Dark Paladin X wrote this, in 2007, evidently solely to advertise or soapbox about someone else's website. Looking for laughs? You will have to slog through author's opinion of Beck, Limbaugh, and socialism in the Intro, before getting to the article's meat: Wacky Wars and contrived acronyms. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:14 23-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Self referential to ANSWER and very much a family guy adlib, red links and spelling errors. X-Men and Pokemon for no reason. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:55, May 30, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 06:15, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Respecting author's wish to have this flushed away. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:59, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Heidi Klum

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Nymphomaniac,Black Cock Slut,Chimp lover" sums up the style and grammar errors. The racist tag was right. If anyone is having humanzee children it would be iither Jane Goodall or Richard Dawkins who are mentioned 4 and 3 times on the great ape personhood article respectively; which should necessitate calling him Chimp Man on RationalWiki. Dawkins has actually commented extensively on human animal hybrids before in a 2009 Guardian interview. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is more like a tame Dramatica article than an Uncyclopedia entry. ConCass2 (talk) 09:58, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. German super-model who married a black man attracts the predictable "humor." We ought to have an article on her, but with none of this one's content. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:33 5-Jun-16
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Heidi was born as the illict child of Adolf Hitler"... enough said.  EStop Easy button 08:09, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny pants. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:06, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Dave Evans

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Special:Deadendpages, Dave Evans was a singer for AC/DC back when they were an unknown garage band in Australia. Hence, this stub, which doesn't have much to say but chooses to say it regardless. ConCass2 (talk) 10:00, June 10, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This fanboy article is the only contribution of Travishayes89. Done in 2007 but he returned in 2014 to apply requested changes and return it to mainspace. This injected a tiny bit of humor into the Intro, which previously had none. But then it launches into toilet puns on song titles, which I would have shot on sight if it had taken the usual form of a list. Not clear whether Hayes is Evans, or whether he is just a roadie who wants to bear his child. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:49 10-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wikipedia stubs don't provide much material. Mostly this is his untextured awesomeness, a track list and random cursing. The AC/DC page sums it up, never mind. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:00, June 12, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fancruft.  EStop Easy button 09:35, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. To Left at the Highway to Hell. Straight on to Rock and Roll Damnation. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:04, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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Stradbroke

🔒 Stradbroke H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Userspace Generic towncruft, no pictures and not nearly enough carrot-crunching jokes. Delete, or happy to move to userspace and re-write.  EStop Easy button 08:25, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Userspace This is the sole contribution of user Stradbroke in 2014-15. He is a town resident who created an alternative website and used both this article and Wikipedia to flog it. Recently Town Council is aboard and is protesting in inappropriate ways not just that the article not be offensive but that the article's history be rewritten. The article exhibits some stock comedy moves (starting with inbreeding is a loser) but in the main part of the article it is clear it was not written to amuse but to blog about specific individuals and events. Let's accept EStop's offer to rewrite it in its entirety. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:00 16-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. and rewrite. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:27, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete and start anew. I must say this article's talk page is pretty interesting. ConCass2 (talk) 10:13, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
    Yes, it deserves to be saved as a record of the page's evolution. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:27 19-Jun-16
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  • Vote closed. EStop is editing the article in-place with our unanimous encouragement. The page history will be preserved, to the consternation of Stradbroke Council but fittingly, as we are a wiki not an orthodoxy. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:51 19-Jun-16

Dissociative Identity Disorder

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  1. Symbol delete vote I have no words. This is in Japanese and I have no clue what it is. Even if there is humour, it does not belong on English-language Uncyc. ConCass2 (talk) 16:18, June 10, 2016 (UTC) - The page is gone now. Since I was linked to it through this, I'll change the title. ConCass2 (talk) 16:21, June 10, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Nominator has been pranked. This page comes up differently on every view or refresh. I am not enamored of the lame humor of "articles in the style of the thing they are about," but this article of long standing achieves what it set out to achieve. What you are reporting as a bug is in fact its feature. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:28 10-Jun-16
    I figured out it was part of the article before I did the strike-through. I just really don't see the humour in it. ConCass2 (talk) 20:41, June 10, 2016 (UTC)
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Hellmoo

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  1. Symbol delete vote MASTURBATION ONTO DEAD BABIES! The only contribution of Ragemonkey, in 2010. Thoroughly awful. Toilet humor about an on-line game (which it misspells) with vanity references to specific players. Horribly formatted. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:18 23-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote shock porn Outlet for author's violent sexual abuse fantasies veiled in his frustration at an obscure and seemingly pointless text-based adventure game. --Cliffyspatula (talk) 14:55, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not just unfunny but disturbing. Remove. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:20, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I've googled this and while a game under this name does exist, I cannot find any info on it. But I can safely say this article isn't funny. ConCass2 (talk) 16:32, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A page having its own wiki, but not a wikipedia article isn't a good sign of notability/vanity; only unlike with Skye Electra, this has been deleted from Wikipedia citing notability. TV Tropes removed their page as well for being too pornographic. Formatting aside, this is more of ED's sort of thing anyways, both in terms of humor and notability, though unlike the others listed, they have yet to have a page for this. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:43, June 27, 2016 (UTC)
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