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Adolf Hilter H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Of all the Monty Python sketches out there "Mr. Hilter in England" is one of the greatest however this article does not give it justice at all. It uses unoriginal comedy from the sketch and fills the rest in with memes. If re-written, needs a re-write which honours Monty Python by having Mr. Hilter on an encyclopedia but is actually funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:02, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. That's our hitler page? I've never looked at it. Gas it and then redirect to one of the better pages (we can't leave a red link where hitler used to be). Aleister 12:25 21=4=14
    Actually Al, this feature here is our Hitler page. Read the title of the VFD page again and if you haven't seen the sketch I'd suggest watching it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:43, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. In fact, we don't need an article that simply tries in vain to out-Python Monty Python. I agree that all of the humor here is either unoriginal or not humor. Spıke ¬ 13:03 21-Apr-14
  4. Delete --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 17:17, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:31, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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Stupidity Syndrome H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Currently a moron magnet; and in general, neither funny, useful, or relevant to anything. Spıke ¬ 13:01 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:04, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ace was there.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 pm 12 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some pieces are good, but all in all - restart. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:47, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I'd be stupid not to vote to delete. Aleister 18:10 21=4=14
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🔒 Empire State Building H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Godzilla to Christo, the five paragraphs here are name-dropping, not a complete article with a comedy theme. Typos galore. Spıke ¬ 23:13 7-Apr-14
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  1. I did a prune job and it seem alright now. Lots of stupid removed, the remaining stupid at least gives a structure to build on. Aleister 19:54 7-4-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. For a Brit NH looks very close to NY on a map so perhaps you wouldn't mind filling in a few bits and correcting typos here and there Spike. If not then never mind but it's keepable. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:35, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Thanks Al, I'll leave my vote on VFD for at least a day so that people see and then they can add to it. Then I'll withdraw the nom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
    ...280 hours later...Yep I think it'll pass on the clean up. It's a stub but pokes fun at the building not being tallest in the World anymore. Unfortunately I won't be in a position to expand it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:35, April 19, 2014 (UTC)

Adolf Hitler, Jr. H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and not-funny. Not an encyclopedic title either. The two templates on the page warn you of the random nature of the article, suggesting you edit it to resolve that issue and that a now-extinct organisation proposed to re-write it. If a re-write was stonkingly good and mocked the aspect of Hitler running away to South America and having a son then a re-write may be favoured. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 06:59, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The use of {{Random}} is not grounds for VFD, and nominator might even clear it away; but an article about a "hit sequel to the...game...from 1978 which never existed" — more than the template — is a green light to the world's Anons to use this article for typing practice. Has nothing to say and no one cares. Spıke ¬ 11:58 7-Apr-14
  3. ....taxis? Aleister 12:34 7-4-14
  4. …taxonomy? But that first image is a rival for File:Tony blair pimp.JPG.                               Puppy's talk page12:06 pm 12 Apr 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 07:40, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
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Shiitake mushrooms H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I regret having looked at it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:32, March 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. There seems to be no comedy strategy apart from, "Sounds like 'shit.'" Spıke ¬  03:04 27-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:08, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Immature. Could be re-written though. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts with a weak joke and gets worse.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 am 01 Apr 2014
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Kick-Ass

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. For a distinct lack of ideas, originality or humour. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:49, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I actually cleaned this article up last November; it used to have links to an article COMING SOON, and an apologetic template at the start with a coding error that centered every line thereafter. Still not worth keeping. Spıke ¬ 15:21 12-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Failed fandom. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:43, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fuck you, Mr Bitey                               Puppy's talk page12:17 am 01 Apr 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Go. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:53, April 1, 2014 (UTC)
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  • VFD applied, clock reset. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:19, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Deleted 22:00, April 1, 2014

Age of Enlightenment

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Completely random and not funny. The title deserves an article but this is not it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:23, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro correctly communicates that reading the rest of the article will be an additional waste of the reader's time. Spıke ¬ 22:19 8-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reminiscent of The Mighty Boosh, which is truly appaling. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:13, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Although I liked the Mighty Boosh.                               Puppy's talk page04:16 pm 29 Mar 2014
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🔒 You Are Gay H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article. It is terrible! It has the annoying USERNAME template, bunch of annoying stereotypes, and also is designed to prank the reader and not amuse the reader. It is just plain unfunny and very repetitive, and a ripoff of the original, You Are Dead. Nick123 (talk) 19:37, March 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Last nominated 6 years ago. As always, there are many ways to crack wise about gays: Effeminacy, irrational fear of gays, legislative pandering, and the gay-as-freed-slave meme. But just saying "You Are Gay" isn't funny by itself. This article continually rags on the reader. But wouldn't life be easy if articles announced what they were rip-offs of, as this one does? ("Spork" implies that the author added value.) Spıke ¬ 20:32 16-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Didn't find it one bit funny. If this article is trying to explain that it is normal to be gay then that's a good idea but make it funny and maybe a bit more encyclopedic looking. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:41, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sodomy is a pain in the arse.                               Puppy's talk page04:24 pm 29 Mar 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. You Are Boring. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:44, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I found it very funny. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:51, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'd like to have a go at saving this. Please userspace it for me if deleted. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 19:39, March 31, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Deleting this would be gay. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:46, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
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  • No consensus. Anton199 has described to the Chief what he found funny. Go wild. Spıke ¬ 12:01 3-Apr-14

You Are Ugly

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ugly. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:25, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rants at the reader. Spıke ¬ 16:13 20-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:15, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am rubber, you are glue - it bounces off me and sticks to you!                               Puppy's talk page04:37 pm 29 Mar 2014
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Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Nom and delete What is this article? I cannot understand whether the author's style is part of the joke or not. But even if there is a joke there, I don't find it funny. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:09, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expecting to find an article with clever jokes only Star Wars fans would understand, I instead found an article about mucas, simply because it rhymes with George Lucas. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:20, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. In fact there seems to be no joke apart from the author's style. Listen up, I thought this movie was crappy, now I'm going to write a plot summary, okay, here I go. Spıke ¬ 20:43 22-Mar-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. zzzz --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:46, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
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Brian of Nazareth

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very little humor added, most already done by Monty Python. Spıke ¬ 12:42 25-Mar-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Been on my list for years to delete.                               Puppy's talk page04:38 pm 29 Mar 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:02, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unoriginal humour. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
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The War on... (series)

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An ingenious cross between the Wacky War genre and listcruft: an article where the drive-by reader is invited to add any undeveloped concept that might be described as the "War on" something. Anons lately have been taking the War on Something and making it the War on Something Else, never moving the humor needle. Take one cliché, add 9000 portions, mix well, serve no one. Spıke ¬ 11:00 27-Mar-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Header, 2 sentences, repeat. Listcruft and randumbo.                               Puppy's talk page04:33 pm 29 Mar 2014
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It forgot about the war on listcruft. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:55, April 1, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Phil Osophy H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:17, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye Olde Junk. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:05, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. The 2006 work of IZZLE Productions. I had begun to write that I could not build up dislike for this: It has a thin comedy concept (Philosophy? "Phil" who?) and looks like an Uncyclopedia article despite the primitive humor style. But the kill-the-Jews Intro, the fact that Section 1 starts out by restating the Intro, Hitler/Jews again in Section 2, the turgid Section 3, and the listy Section 4 means someone should really start over. Spıke ¬ 22:36 29-Mar-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I also could not build up dislike for this. "He also joined a Nazi-buddistic organisation [...]. Later on he started his own theory about socks. He studied how it was possible to keep feet warm with socks." It was random, but it was also funny. So I rewrote it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:57, April 3, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Save to Anton199. Spıke ¬ 12:04 3-Apr-14
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🔒 Agents H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft and not funny. "Agents" can refer to many things and isn't really something that can have an article written on it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:20, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Weak to say the least. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:10, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Half delete. Too listy for my liking. I'd rather see this turned into a disambig page along the lines of Occam's Razor, or expanding down one path alone.                               Puppy's talk page04:15 pm 29 Mar 2014 Redirect to Spike's better version at Agent.                               Puppy's talk page01:24 am 04 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Redirect to new disambiguation page at Agent. Spıke ¬ 22:50,23:27 1-Apr-14
  5. Redirect Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:30, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I cleaned up the worst listcruft. It does play word association and try to crack wise with a variety of expressions with the word "agent" in them, but that's not fatal. "Agent" certainly could "have an article written on it" if the article were written by someone who can write humor. Spıke ¬ 14:07 8-Mar-14
  • Redirected. Spıke ¬ 13:50 4-Apr-14

🔒 Maldives H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article has two parts: (1) People in-country ranting about domestic politics; and (2) everyone else who have no clue and are contributing randomness. Start over. Spıke ¬ 15:04 18-Mar-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. SPIKE's completely right. Also, parts of the articles seem to be written by some religious old hag failing to be sarcastic. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:08, March 18, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:44, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.                               Puppy's talk page01:28 am 04 Apr 2014
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  • Deleted and replaced. Spıke ¬ 13:42 5-Apr-14

Not funny

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is the latest example of bad writing availing itself of our supposed safe harbor of articles-in-the-style-of-the-thing-they-are-about. Anon is encouraged that all his addition has to do is to be not funny, and Patroller wonders: Perhaps all you intended from your horse-crap edit was to be not funny. Sadly, the result is: not funny; and thus not worth keeping. Spıke ¬ 23:17 22-Mar-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uncyclopedia is talking about itself and no one cares!! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:16, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:11, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Going through the history of this page it's a rant about Uncyclopedia, followed by a continually changing list of what the editor at the time considers to be unfunny. Given a 9-odd year history of the same thing, not much point in retaining it.                               Puppy's talk page02:50 am 04 Apr 2014
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🔒 Adam Ant H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible. Not funny. Rambles and is random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:58, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is about something (the rock band) and it is built around smatterings of events from real life. Not terrible. Zarbag and Mhaille worked on it and might be induced to spruce it up and even give it a unifying comedy theme. Spıke ¬ 13:30 5-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not as random and made-up as I thought then! My apolagies. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:00, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Bubonic Plague H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The start-to-finish theme of this article on the Bubonic Plague is: masturbation. Not saying it couldn't work; only that it doesn't. Spıke ¬ 00:26 21-Mar-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Redirect to Black death                               Puppy's talk page02:30 am 04 Apr 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.For now a re-direct until someone else comes up with an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:28, April 6, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Redirected as suggested above. Spıke ¬ 12:01 7-Apr-14

Confederation of British America

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have no knowledge of the subject matter, but this doesn't appear to be funny in any way.                               Puppy's talk page03:53 pm 29 Mar 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Thought-provoking personal fiction of Tom NUFC from 2006 about a made-up Britain-like country comprising the Atlantic colonies and British Columbia. (???) No humor concept and a tedious read. Spıke ¬ 22:27 29-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Alternate history does not belong on the site unless comedial. Especially when the alternate history is just America losing the Independance War but then the rest of history staying exaclty the same with the word "USA" replaced with "CBA." Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:31, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seems to meander without purpose. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:26, April 6, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Dinoflagellate H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Burritoqueen is in for the Save, though I suggest on her talk page that her work isn't done. Spıke ¬ 22:49 7-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly DELETE) Agreed. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:40, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Art of Farting H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0.5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A little too immature to be funny. Rather explicit cartoon too. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:04, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Way too immature. Spıke ¬ 20:42 22-Mar-14
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  1. Disgusting, crude, indecent and sophomoric. But enough about Maniac. The article has a place, and that place is in our hearts (or lower). Aleister 14:31 26-3-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Half-keep Very crass but actually funny. I'd suggest removing the Pop-eye image though.                               Puppy's talk page02:38 am 04 Apr 2014
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  • cleaned it up a bit and deleted some parts. Tried to make it a bit easier to read after a few people tampering with it.--ManiacJaSg-Maniac1075Complain Here 02:59, March 23, 2014 (UTC)

Acute Haemorrhagic Pneumonosyphilaidsorrhea Pox Virus Syndrome

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random and un-funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:43, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The 2005 creation of BorisIpse was a stub that jumbled together the names of diseases and whose only claim to humor was technobabble. As "Syphilaids" was two of them, Anon made the obvious link to bukkake, Nazis, and events at some school in Britain. It is amazing that last year's mass-renaming vandal stumbled onto it at all; no one else will. Spıke ¬ 13:27 5-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. More of ye olde unfunnye crappe. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:27, April 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. ....taxes? Aleister 12:34 7-4-14
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:49, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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That episode I was raped by a panda during my sojourn in the Springfield Zoo

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not great. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:29, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed comrade. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anal Rape meets The Simpsons. Second photo caption admits that being a copy of a copy was its only claim on life. Spıke ¬ 17:54 8-Apr-14
  4. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ripoff of Simpsons humor blended with the my sojourn formula. Unoriginal. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:25, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 That time a bunch of youths made fun of my bald head during my sojourn to Bethel H T D Oldvfd

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In this case the use of My sojourn formula only thwarts what could be a good article without it. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:47, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:10, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. on this one, it's a good satire on an extremely weird episode from the Old Testament. Aleister 18:17 8-4-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I agree with Al on this one. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:18, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. As you wish. I hesitated on this one but with the explanation and the edits I would now like it to stay. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:25, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 That time I accidentally nuked Hiroshima during my sojourn to Japan H T D Oldvfd

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not enough content, even for a My sojourn and not enough humour. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:51, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Making every historical event fit the My Sojourn meme would/will be tedious and unfunny. Spıke ¬ 09:50 9-Apr-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. That time I accidently added more content and not enough humour. Aleister 18:37 8-4-14
  2. A funny page now! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:15, April 10, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Death H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Replace I rewrote this one here after my morning cup of Horlicks today, which is probably why it's a bit insane. I propose to replace the mainspace version with mine. There is something on the current mainspace version about it being one of the first articles on the site ever. If that changes anybody's mind. --ChiefjusticeGameBoy 11:07, April 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Replace The existing article is not delete-worthy, but the Chief agreed to preserve it in some form. Chief's replacement is more encyclopedic and should be our main article on the topic. Spıke ¬ 11:41 5-Apr-14
  3. Replace Someone needs to create a replace template for VFD! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:02, April 5, 2014 (UTC)
  4. ....taxes? Aleister 12:34 7-4-14
  5. Replace Concur. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:11, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
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Homer did it H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is not even an in-joke. And it's not an Uncyclopedia article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:29, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yet again Mr. Anton your powers of nominating for deletion surprise me - maybe you are as good as he heard them say that her uncle said to his milkman that you are. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:44, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let us write original comedy -- not steal photos and make a tedious scrapbook. Spıke ¬ 17:56 8-Apr-14
  4. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bleurgh. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:16, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 You're One of Them! H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Could be funny, considering its start, but the author gets tired towards the middle and starts simply repeating "You're one of them". Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro advises us that this is mundane first-person testimony without a comedy point for doing so. Read through the article and you will realize that the writer is supposed to be paranoid. Read the initial template and you will realize the same thing, faster. Spıke ¬ 16:16 20-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nope. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:36, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I'm about to remove the intro template as it kills the joke, but otherwise I like this one. Completely unencyclopaedic, but I still like it.                               Puppy's talk page01:44 am 04 Apr 2014
  2. For Puppy, and the fact that this has been up for so long without being declared over. Aleister 19:45 7-4-14
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Emo Dynasty H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If this article has any point other than advertising Great English Toilet Revolt, I don't see it. Spıke ¬ 22:56 7-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky war meets emo music and culture. Nobody except someone with experience in or around the culture would get this article, and it is also full of red-links. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:33, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Agree. It's 'orrible. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:14, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. No mas, no mas. Aleister 20:27 11-4-14
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That time a newt entered my belly during my sojourn on iCarly H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Definitely not Mnb's best article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:01, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:10, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 15:31 10-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorry Zxcvbnm. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:18, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Have to draw the line somewhere ________________________ Aleister 20:28 11-4-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Found a better version A few words can make the difference. I see the article's humour succumbed to a few edits by another Uncyclopedian, Meganew. His version was not bad, but he didn't know that My sojourns did not work well without the formula. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:11, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I looked at a few other My sojourn pages, at this one again and understood that even the better version is still not very good. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:15, April 10, 2014 (UTC)

🔒 That time I was nearly killed by Christian Bale during my sojourn on Terminator Salvation H T D Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Plot? Jokes? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:23, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, and no. Spıke ¬ 11:25 14-Apr-14
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  1. Added a bit more, this is one worth saving me tinks. Aleister 11:54 14-4-14
  2. Fine now. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by an IP during my sojourn in the talk page of Category:My sojourn H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Admin almost gets raped. A copycat article made of pure navelism. Spıke ¬ 14:21 14-Apr-14
  3. blahk is the new plink Aleister 14:28 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. To hell with it! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:00, April 18, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Gaza War H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Several hands are in to save this one. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. And when we say hands we mean parts of the body not naval personnel. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:41, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Don't know what you use to type on that Mobile device, but let me say instead that several fingers are in. Spıke ¬ 13:05 17-Apr-14
    When we say finger here we are refering to a part of the body and not thin chunks of fish or shortbread, shots of brandy, identifying a person or object or reporting an incident to the police. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:30, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Virtuoso Uncyclopedian Paizuri seems to have written this article at the time of the Gaza War based on your-face-assaulted-my-fist irony, humor too subtle for those in-theater. Over the years, it has attracted the predictable additions accusing Israel, or Shitrael, of stealing land. Mctomerd11, from Israel, surely based his nomination on the article's resulting point-of-view rather than the amount of humor. I'm sure it could be fixed to amuse rather than persuade — not sure how long it would stay in that state. Spıke ¬ 15:24 16-Apr-14
    Re-wrote most of this, my hand slipped, clicked the large beginner's guide link by accident and hate myself. None of it saved and I lack the will to do it again. Pity and damn myself. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:31, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Screw that. I'm not giving up. Here goes again! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:32, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    I have done that. There is a way to get it back. In Mozilla, Alt-LeftArrow returns to the previous state of the window, with the edit window as you left it. I do know how you feel about the difficulty of re-creating an edit the second time. Spıke ¬ 18:36 16-Apr-14
    Damn should have waited for that helpful reply. Thanks Spike, though as I did not know this I have re-written from memory. I'm not sure it is as good as I originally wrote it but I remembered the important jokes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:00, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Let's delete the Beginner's Guide, so accidents like this don't occur! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:16, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    You mean the link? More on this article discussed at Spike's talk page and Mctomerd11's talk page. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:24, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    No, the actual Beginner's Guide. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:39, April 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Yes. To hell with Beginners. Spıke ¬ 11:33 17-Apr-14
  • The brief, anti-Western career of 90s Kid21 reached this page, inserting the photos of anti-Israel sign-carriers. Spıke ¬ 11:53 17-Apr-14

That time a wizard did it during my sojourn in Canada H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a mix of A wizard did it and That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada without any additional value from the author's part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:42, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You nominated while I was not looking - how ingenious. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:45, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:48 9-Apr-14
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is just unoriginal, and completely unfunny. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:00, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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That time Stephen Hawking ran over my cat during my sojourn in Oxford H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost plagiarism. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:53, April 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No almost about it. Spıke ¬ 18:57 11-Apr-14
  3. Kip didn't even format it right, he should know better. Only the best formatting for My Sojourn! Aleister 20:07 11-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The person didn't even bother to format the article right... Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:02, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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That time I wasn't raped by anything during my sojourn to a soda machine H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I am glad the author enjoyed his sojourn to a soda machine, but what's funny about it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:08, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton's My Sojourn project is well into double digits, and this one doesn't make the cut. Spıke ¬ 11:24 14-Apr-14
  3. I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky. Aleister 12:05 14-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:13, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uh, what? How is that supposed to be funny? And why the fuck are there so many of these anyway?! Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:57, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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That time I didn't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation during my sojourn in Panera H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Courage! Not many of them left! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:35, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. My Sojourn to delete this specific My Sojourn page. Aleister 12:03 14-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pile it on the bonfire and it will be hotter. Spıke ¬ 12:24 14-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let's turn this bonfire into a barbecue and have some sausages! Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:07, April 16, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'll help you out delete this thing a bit quicker. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:58, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
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Fart filter H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:51, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. If Tom Cruise were actually notorious for farting, then the article would have a comedy strategy. As is, it is just author's joy of writing fart jokes to strangers. The Fast Fart Transform could be the seed of a theme, but author doesn't take it anywhere — except "into the rectum." See above. Spıke ¬ 22:58 7-Apr-14
  3. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:07, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:04, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by the power rangers during my sojourn to the 90's H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I couldn't find this funny. Also, sorry for putting the twentieth nomination here. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:16, April 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. blurp Aleister 19:19 8-4-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 09:51 9-Apr-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Target down. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:59, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:08, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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Unquotable:Random unfunny quotes H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was sorting out Unquotable when I came across this article. I don't think we should catalogue all the crap quotes too. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:09, April 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every stupid thing Anon has typed into an article is not worth warehousing, less still assembling into monument by way of ranting about their stupidity. "Random unfunny quotes" are unfunny. Spıke ¬ 21:15 12-Apr-14
  3. randomly banning and deleting Aleister 12:28 13-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Ah, terrible Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:43, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Even the better ones are bad. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:17, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Alternate universe H Survivor Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A main page that tries to be exactly the opposite of our main page. It's not very funny or even consistent in what it does ("Vote for featured image" instead of "Vote for the image with the worst quality", for example). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:19, April 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lame attempts at humor through rote translation of our main pages should use Babel instead. Spıke ¬ 12:23 14-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cobblers. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:55, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I like it. Simple and effective. For someone like me before I joined Uncyc this kind of page just made me laugh because it just ridicules the idea of an encyclopedia such as wikipedia. Only on Uncyclopedia can you get this. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:52, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Made me laugh, cry, salivate, and then hiccup. Aleister 18:50 20-4-14
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🔒 Adult H Survivor Tag Oldvfd

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listcruft and mainly images near end. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:24, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Promising intro. I deleted the picture-book and other cruft. What is left is two gender-based tedious lists revolving around puberty and sex organs. Delete that and there would be almost nothing left. It ought to be saved, but there really is nothing funny about adulthood. Spıke ¬ 12:36 22-Apr-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep (formerly Delete). Simsie has done some actual writing. (In these days of VFH self-noms, you are permitted to vote to self-keep.) Spıke ¬ 11:22 25-Apr-14
  2. I would suggest more work with the other sections, but the part what Simsie added alone saves the article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:25, April 25, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Self-keep vote. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 15:44, April 25, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. I deleted the listcruft, and added some text. Check it out and see what you think. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 04:38, April 23, 2014 (UTC)

Fuk u americkan pigs H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A dialogue between an anonymous editor and Happytimes. I don't think it belongs to the main space. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:51, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Indeed it doesn't. Spıke ¬ 12:42 23-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism/Vanity. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:24, April 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some people have too much time on their hands and think that playing with themselves in front of other people is funny. It isn't (unless you're dressed up as a gimp). GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:29, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
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Lightning H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Memish and lacks humour. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote "Has been scientifically proven." Gassy phrases like this, and gassy initial quotations, will drive away the reader even before the Intro ends and the reader finds nothing left but dumb lists. Spıke ¬ 19:29 21-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lord above, what tripe. Such a compelling subject reduced to someone's boring babbling bilgewater. Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:53, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:10, April 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. ...strikes twice Aleister 22:35 25-4-14
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Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poorly written, awful and not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. 2006-cruft; a Wacky Organization full of memes and devoid of humor. Repeated references to "Noam Particular" are and always have been red-links, with or without the middle name. Spıke ¬ 12:28 22-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hitler's clones should all leave Uncyclopedia. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:06, April 25, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Evil indeed. I feel sorry for the author who after making all that effort failed to realise they hadn't included any comedy. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:28, April 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. send in the clones Aleister 22:35 25-4-14
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🔒 That time NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE during my sojourn on the internet H Survivor Tag Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This one is worse; provocation of black readers with utterly no comedy payback. Spıke ¬ 12:23 22-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Racist or not, this article is shite. Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:24, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Actually, the concept of this page is explained well here. But with the original NIGGERS STOLE MY PAGE article deleted, it doesn't really make sense. Sorry, Al. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:35, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. The page is one of the most anti-racist pages we have here on uncy. In it's 2011 VFD attempt, in which it was saved by a vote of -6, some people understood that. I've just added more to make it clearer. The illustration, by the way, is a white man dressed up in blackface making fun of another white man dressed up in blackface. The links on the page take people to some of the original writing, but the page stands alone in explanation as a guy typing in his mother's basement. I'll add more to it later. Aleister 13:15 22-4-14
  2. With a link to the original page and more additions, it seems good enough to be kept. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:33, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
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Welsh Congo H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic and random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:49, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pointless and unfunny. Has nothing to say. Poor effort. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:49, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uselessly unfunny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:23, April 26, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I'm Welsh and used to live in Africa and I still don't like it.--Sog1970 (talk) 16:21, April 26, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. My hopes (below) for what might happen to this article, didn't, and won't. Spıke ¬ 16:24 26-Apr-14
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  • A Welsh version of the Belgian (et al.) Congo could be fun if written by someone who knew something about Wales (other than its native translation) and about Africa. I've cleared up the worst here but it still lacks a reason to exist. Spıke ¬ 23:11 7-Apr-14

Admiral Ozzel H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some good concepts however poorly written and mainly quotes. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:36, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The surfeit of quotes is easily fixable with a switchblade. The lack of humor, regarding a minor character in the Star Wars series, is not. Parents are "Incompetent Peep and Incompetent Person," and that is as close to funny as it gets. Confusion with Star Trek could be a theme but author takes it nowhere. Spıke ¬ 12:30 22-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who on Earth would search for this cack? Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  07:58, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I agree with m'learned colleagues. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:25, April 26, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Many moons have passed since this was written. But the moons stop now! Aleister 13:08 26-4-14
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That time I was plundered in the ass by a Viking during my voyage to a retirement villa H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is promising, but the article isn't. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 12:21, April 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 12:22 22-Apr-14
  3. Go away Brett Aleister 22:33 25-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Brevity of effort. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:26, April 26, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dead in the water. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:28, April 26, 2014 (UTC)
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Alexander Graham Bell

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:50, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Do something with it, other than this randomness loosely bound to "Georg Dobbeyer Büch" (sadly, only a piped link to the usual Bush article). Spıke ¬ 23:14 7-Apr-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. What a shame. It starts off well, or at least until: "...the inventor of the microwave oven.", but then steadily goes down hill from there until the writer (and reader) seemingly loses the plot. Lack of focus and planning. Get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:13, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. oh dear--Sog1970 (talk) 16:25, April 26, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I took another look and puked up my dogs cum. Delete and maybe redirect to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 23:15 27-4-14
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#The original isn't horribly bad. Or it can be deleted and redirected to Homophone, the article that almost turned me gay. Aleister 20:25 7-4-14

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Blexicans

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Blexicans, you see, are a cross between Blacks and Mexicans, which no reader will type to read this lifeless mix of trite stereotypes of Blacks and trite stereotypes of Mexicans. Spıke ¬ 22:49 24-Apr-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants in all languages. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:30, April 26, 2014 (UTC)
  3. In Soviet Russia you convert missionaries. Aleister 23:10 27-4-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:55, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:19, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
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Norbit

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny, slightly memish and poorly written. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:40, April 21, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. When a sensationally bad film of notable detritus is funnier than its Uncyclopedia page there's a problem. It needs a complete rewrite... GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:05, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Read the outrageous plot at WP:Norbit#Plot. This blax-self-ploitation flick must get serviced by Uncyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 12:23 21-Apr-14
    And now has been. Spıke ¬ 12:31 22-Apr-14
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  • ... And no, I'm not bloody well rewriting it! GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  08:05, April 24, 2014 (UTC)
  • After careful consideration, I'm withdrawing my vote for deletion. That's NOT to say it should be kept however. And no, I'm still not rewriting it! GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:40, April 25, 2014 (UTC)
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