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Making up Oscar Wilde quotes H T D Survivor Featured Tag article

Score: 7 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Replace. I have rewritten this article here. I propose to replace the mainspace version with mine. What say you? --ChiefjusticeDS 21:10, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Replace. What we have is a past Uncyclopedian's tribute to his own editing. The proposed article is actually a fun read. Spıke ¬ 21:31 29-Mar-14
  3. Haven't looked at the page, but "Chief", so delete vote registered. Aleister 23:07 29-3-14
  4. I got about halfway into the proposed rewrite and want to nom it for VFH.                               Puppy's talk page12:11 am 30 Mar 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote Replace. Hail to the Chief :) -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 05:10, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Replace Concur. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:04, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Replace Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
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Deleted to make room for replacement 12:57, March 30, 2014 (UTC)

Acne H D Tag article

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Full of toilet humour and derogatory sentences that aren't funny (such as first one). Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:53, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:28, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. For the reasons stated by ScottPat. This article is plain unfunny. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 16:09, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agree with redirecting to Spreck, as that is a far superior article, but one I'd never think of searching for.                               Puppy's talk page04:19 pm 29 Mar 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Okay. Bang. Spıke ¬ 23:54 30-Mar-14
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  • I applied a little verbal Clearasil, mostly in the Intro. Spıke ¬ 20:09 8-Mar-14
  • Redirect to Spreck as it's already a patische of Acne? GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:28, March 10, 2014 (UTC)

🔒 You're Gay?!?! H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only funny part was the quote. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:21, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. In fact, the quotation and the Intro were relatively recent vandalism and I've rolled them back. This article, in contrast to You Are Gay, at least has a funny theme: the awkwardness of, What do you say to a friend you just found out is gay? The Table of Contents is very cluttered. Spıke ¬ 16:12 20-Mar-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Yep - awkward conversations are funny.                               Puppy's talk page04:25 pm 29 Mar 2014
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, March 30, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Kept 12:52, March 30, 2014 (UTC)

Abstraction

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonsense. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:22, February 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A Socratean dialogue along the same lines might have been amusing, but this is a soliloquy with the strong sense of the author patting himself on the back at his ability to write conundrums. (Compare Epigram.) Spıke ¬ 18:47 16-Feb-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just not funny, clever or interesting. No more explanation needed. KickAssAndGiggle (talk) 22:47, February 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks abandoned after point two. Nothing to salvage here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:25, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 :Category:BUTT POOP!!!! H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Given the recent deletion of the corresponding article, I don't see any reason to keep this. Especially since this category has one page that isn't a forum, image or userspaced article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:58, February 18, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 23:54 18-Feb-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Why are we even talking about this? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:47, February 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:05, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. It is a fine depository of the history of the controversy that such a small thing as this has caused over the years. The category has 23 pages, and puts the forums in one place for easy access and historical value. Big thumbs up keep. Aleister 3:50 19-2-14
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  1. Seems pretty pointless, but if Aleister needs it... Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:44, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  2. It's a relic page. Perhaps it and others like it can be locked away if someone really wants to read it in about 10 years time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:33, February 19, 2014 (UTC)

Yah scale

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only other contribution by the author of After dark. Spıke ¬ 01:28 19-Feb-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:32, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeah...no. KickAssAndGiggle (talk) 13:23, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The what scale? Slipped through last June but wasn't categorised at the time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:46, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
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Abkhazia H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short Russian vodka and nuclear meme article that delivers no humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:07, February 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Includes nonsense statistics, a section on the goofy concept the author just created, and other goofiness that is supposed to look funny although the reader won't know why. Bonus: Incorrect apostrophe character. Spıke ¬ 18:15 16-Feb-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Poor idea poorly executed. There's seemingly no structure to the entire article which seems to bounce around like a blind flea not knowing where to go. Not enough content to worry about saving it. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:19, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:46, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I am thinking about voting keep, because the first sentence makes me smile. However...the first sentence is the only good bit. I'll decide later. KickAssAndGiggle (talk) 13:34, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
    The first sentence is typical of any unoriginal article written on a country near Russia (or Russia itself). When you've gotten over the hilarity that Russians drink vodka and their politics is a bit corrupt after a few of these article you begin to realise it is tiresome, repetitive and unoriginal. Please do poke jokes at Russian drinking habits and politics but make it original. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:52, February 19, 2014 (UTC)
    The first sentence has aspects of a list done well: each item absurd in a different way and finally collapsing on itself. But it also has aspects of an article done badly: Tons of digressions, as though everyone in the classroom wanted to be the one writing the first thing. Giggle is right that, by the second sentence, we see that the charm is merely inability to write in English. Spıke ¬ 15:07 19-Feb-14
    On reflection, I will abstain on this one, and let others decide its fate. KickAssAndGiggle (talk) 19:08, February 19, 2014 (UTC)

Absolute Power H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I gather there is some kind of pun here. Maybe the random things are spelling a word? Maybe it's just meant to be random? Either way it hasn't hit me and if others feel the same way (cos I might just be stupid) then I think the reader's consideration has been left out of this stub. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:16, February 16, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The trick is, you have to read the source code to understand the joke. Isn't that precious? Spıke ¬ 18:20 16-Feb-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Lame. To see how this could have been done, I use this as an example: Fifty Shades of Grey. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:38, February 18, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.For me, while it may not "harm" the wiki, it has no real merit. KickAssAndGiggle (talk) 22:37, February 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Surely pretentiousness has no home here. What a load of cobblers, get rid. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:22, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Hmmmm. Anyway, back to the nom. This page is one of the first play-on-words using symbols on uncy (read the talk page for an interesting conversation between the founder of unyc and some of the first members). It is very clever, and I saw it a couple of years ago and both liked it and was impressed. Keeping it does nothing to harm the wiki, which should be a consideration in these noms. Thanks. Aleister 13:50 18-2-14
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  • I am not sure about this one. You don't absolutely have to read the code to understand the joke but without reading it, it is extremely difficult to get it. The random things are actually a half-encrypted message ("Corrupted absolutely") and this leads to the only joke the article has - that "absolute power corrupts absolutely". Do you think the pun will gain from being more obvious? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:55, February 17, 2014 (UTC)
    No, you don't have to absolutely read the source code. But the page is like a syllogism where the page title gives one premise, and the content gives the conclusion, provided the reader supplies the other premise. "Too clever by half." Spıke ¬ 19:13 17-Feb-14

Wikitruth H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stub full of rant against the wiki. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:59, February 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uses Uncyclopedia to tell authors' side of a grievance at another website. Spıke ¬ 16:38 20-Feb-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. No merit that I can see. KickAssAndGiggle (talk) 19:39, February 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. More cobblers. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:25, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
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Homestar Runner Wiki H Archive

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nonsense expecting the reader to know all about the website. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:01, February 20, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't fault an article for requiring background knowledge (though it's always better if the article is written to induce laughter even from readers without such knowledge). I fault this page for, like the previous nomination, using our website to rant about policies at another website. Spıke ¬ 16:42 20-Feb-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Puerile and has little but in-jokes I don't get. KickAssAndGiggle (talk) 19:48, February 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:48, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks of All Time H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. 101. Bad grammar in the page title. 102. Listcruft. HTBFANJS is a style guide; this is a personal rant. Spıke ¬ 21:03 22-Feb-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listy. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:07, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Fails the last point. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 18:19, February 26, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:47, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 American Revolution H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Always considered this an awful article since joining. I tried to write a re-write once but unsuccesfully. It is supposed to be the British version of the war but if anything makes random statements up and occasionally attacks Americans. This is pub humour, not clever humour. I propose blanking page and creating re-direct to User:NoNamesLeft's wonderful War of Colonial Aggression, which sums up the war from a British-humour perspective. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:35, February 28, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. What I've done so far is not worth the Save, but eventually it will be. The website ought to have a straight-comedy version of the Revolution, though it can also host a Brit-centric alternative. 00:26 1-Mar-14 Current version is keep-worthy. Spıke ¬ 12:10 2-Mar-14
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Boktai

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Comedy strategy: The videogame causes cancer. (Minor strategy: a protagonist is probably gay.) Spıke ¬ 00:48 23-Feb-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:08, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pfft.                               Puppy's talk page12:45 pm 05 Mar 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. No illustrations and then some dull 'game play'. Nah. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:21, March 5, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I feel sorry for the author who wrote this, but not as much as I do for the reader. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:21, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
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Ehtheism

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Readers wondering whether we have an article on Canadian atheism whose punch line is the Canadian-accent pun "Ehtheism" are in luck. For the rest of us, it's an overlong caricature, whose only photo is stolen humor from the Mackenzie brothers, comedians who were in the business of doing that exact thing. Spıke ¬ 23:54 24-Feb-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:03, February 25, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Pfft                               Puppy's talk page12:49 pm 05 Mar 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Laboured or is that labored? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:23, March 5, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Confused ramblings with no direction. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:38, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
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I think it's just bored Romartus my dear boy, or at least I was. I think the la is supposed to be silent. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:38, March 7, 2014 (UTC)

American Independence

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Barely constitutes as an article. Listcruft and advertisment to War of Colonial Aggression with a peculiar statement about Allah in the middle. If users are worried about the deletion of an article on such an important event we do still have Declaration of Gin-Dependence or Declaration of Independance. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:24, March 1, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Randumbo, then lists. Spıke ¬ 15:48 1-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yeuks! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:49, March 4, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote WTF?                               Puppy's talk page12:55 pm 05 Mar 2014
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. With a bit more care and thought and planning, this could have been okay. I quite like the absurd content but as Sir Scott says, it's barely an article, more like the jottings of an idea that belongs in a note pad. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:29, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 :Template:Style joke H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2 • voting closed
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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. In which an editor explains his own joke (the trite one of imitating his subject whether or not he was able to say anything funny about it), pats himself on the back for having done so, and berates the reader. Anton199 today removed one use of it; I will gladly remove the other 30. 18:51 6-Mar-14 Withdrawn. Anton deleted the self-congratulation and I removed the "berating." Spıke ¬ 23:39 6-Mar-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This template can work if used as a postscript. While I wouldn't use it for 50 shades of grey, it actually fits on An inquiry into…. It wouldn't work at the start of an article, as it would destroy the joke.                               Puppy's talk page07:39 pm 06 Mar 2014
  2. Per Puppy and Spike. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:05, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Sorry, I promised to vote and didn't. I agree with everything Spike said but the last part is very funny. I also removed the first phrase - "This article is funny", which was the worst one. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:08, March 6, 2014 (UTC)

🔒 Engineering H D Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Articles about a hobby or profession and turning them into some form of disease are a dime a dozen - and in this case you should get change for your dime. Redirect instead to Engineer (which is one of my rewrites, admittedly).                               Puppy's talk page12:44 pm 05 Mar 2014
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete & redirect. Imagine! portray nerdiness as a disease. The only real development since it was created by Lurgy in 2006 is an unfunny section about an organization of sufferers. Spıke ¬ 12:51 5-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:14, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:32, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Genetic disorders becoming mutant pathogens? No thanks. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:53, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Being dead H D Oldvfd

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Once we get beyond the list of initial quotations, the article is entirely a list of what twenty-eight caricatures think about something. Redundant to our several other, better articles about death. Spıke ¬ 13:39 24-Feb-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. So be it. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:43, March 2, 2014 (UTC)
  3. #REDIRECT You Are Dead                               Puppy's talk page12:48 pm 05 Mar 2014
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The funniest thing in this article is the amusing way of spelling differcult. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:25, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I would be tempted to save this as with a re-write it could be pretty good. I see no reason to not have a beliefs on death article as long as there aren't others specifically on beliefs on death. However if no one offers to save it in a few days time, I'll be forced to vote delete. Good concept though. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:01, February 26, 2014 (UTC)

Bovine Plots to Destroy David Byrne Awareness Day

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expanding this won't save it from its inherent problems. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:17, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Those inherent problems being: A page title no one will care to type, beginning with "It is a well-known fact" followed by poorly known falsehood, and the remainder of two paragraphs of memes and ramble without a comedy theme or purpose. Spıke ¬ 15:00 7-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:12, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A one liner of an idea but where to take it? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:58, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
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Why?:Cut Your Wrists

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. There are some attempts to humour, but only attempts. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:51, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Suicide Humor is hard to do well, and this one doesn't begin, but merely rants that the reader should kill himself. Spıke ¬ 16:57 8-Mar-14
  3. Cut the reader some slack. Or their wrists. Aleister 20:16 8-3-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:14, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per above. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:38, March 13, 2014 (UTC)
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Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-original content nothing is added on by Uncyclopedia about the character of Achmed the Terrorist that wasn't there before. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:50, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Intro calls out to all who want to read an article about the death of a fictional character by anal rape. Don't everyone reply at once. The overt cyberbullying throughout was in the original version by permabanned user AchmedTheDeadTerrorist. Spıke ¬ 14:03 8-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cack. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:59, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Camel Cack.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:13, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shoot this article and bury its carcass at sea. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:31, March 13, 2014 (UTC)
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That time I got blown up by a Boss during my sojourn in a video game

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author, who is probably not a great gamer, recounts his negative experience in a video game. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:02, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who knew one's avatar could get killed playing a video game? WTF? It may be funny being you...but it is not funny reading you. Spıke ¬ 20:05 8-Mar-14
  3. Impersonating a Sojourn page without using the formula. Aleister 20:18 8-3-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The title is almost as long as the piss-poor article. Pointless and unfunny. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:22, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 That time I was nearly raped by Feyd Rautha Harkonnen during my sojourn in Dune H T D Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Why, oh why. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:43, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was content to delegate to Anton199, who has been organizing these as either subpages of a single article or nominations here, until reading how many words it took to explain the humor of an article with so few words. That is not how I interpreted the article, but as My Sojourn plus Anal Rape Humor. The question is between maintaining a museum and a website possibly with a future. Spıke ¬ 15:16 12-Mar-14
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  1. Mordillo's sojourn page is a very astute commentary. I really love the See also, which says much in one title. I reverted it back to the original version. Aleister 14:38 12-3-14
  2. It is hard to understand the joke if you don't know how My sojourn pages are constructed and what that Dune book is (I didn't know before Aleister's comment), but it can still be funny (see what I wrote here: User_talk:Anton199#My_sojourn)! You can also check out Category:My sojourn and UnBooks:My sojourn to see how these pages work! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:19, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. I shall explain the joke, or at least how I interpret it. Brian Herbert, the elder son of Frank, is writing these crappy sequels to his father's classic series (and he needs another credited writer to do it). Feyd is the second son of the leader, and wants to take over the throne. Frank Herbert had more than one child, although his second son died of aids 21 years ago. See the See also for further explanation. This is a very good satire if few words and in the form of our classic Sojourn series. I must now go see if my Spice has arrived. Aleister 14:48 12-3-14
    Dear voters, if I have your permission, I will move this page to UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 11. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:21, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
    I still don't get the need for a "book". The category surficed, and is featured. I looked at Chapter 1 of your book, and you made wholesale changes in the original article. It's not even the page anymore, but something different and broken with the format. Did you continue editing all the pages you've put in the "book"? And the original MS article is no longer listed in the category, which was featured because of it. Very Confused in Crimea, Aleister 21:07 12-3-14

🔒 Anti-Vandal H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Virtually unchanged since 2005. An idea as dumb as Russian Reversal, involving murder, and followed by lists. The saddest thing is if the Thai Uncyclopedia article in the Sidebar is an imitation. Spıke ¬ 15:27 12-Mar-14
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Tedious, empty, boring, bitter and largely pointless article. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:58, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Vandalism. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:24, March 13, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep (formerly Delete). Saved by Burritoqueen. Spıke ¬ 11:33 14-Mar-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:31, March 14, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:59, March 15, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. I restarted the clock after putting the VFD tag on page, so don't worry. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:25, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

🔒 You have two cows/24 H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0 • voting closed
Delete (2)
  1. Not an actual featured article, even though it is protected, so I presume it can be deleted. Seriously, what is this? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:02, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some policies need reviewing, especially if it protects Listopedia. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:19, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. It is a subpage of an article featured in 2005, so I believe that our policy is not to delete it. Nevertheless, it is horribly tedious. Spıke ¬ 22:15 8-Mar-14
    But this means that we can write anything, as long as it is on a subpage of a featured article. In addition, that one was not written by the Two cows' author. And also there are dozens of subpages to that particular article, many of which, I presume, are not great. Does this mean they are not going to be touched? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:29, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. You have two cows Aleister 1:39 9=3=14
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🔒 Kleenex H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 0 • voting closed
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The worst article I have seen in a last few months. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:30, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Clearly not worse than World War II (video game), nominated above. It was needlessly graphic (now mostly fixed), but this indelicate subject can be a riot if described delicately. Spıke ¬ 08:57 10-Mar-14
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  • I agree Spike, this article could have a future but needs development. It meanders around recycling the same gag over and over again. Not enough ideas. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:04, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
    Developing a single joke to small-article-length is not fatal but the mark of an article that has a (single) comedy strategy. This article's strategy is the Kleenex as a masturbation aid, and it does pursue several angles (or meanderings, if you like): Wikipedia-based history, competition for the tissue box, and increased need in the web-porn era. That is simply not doing a single thing over and over again; even the euphemisms vary pleasingly. Spıke ¬ 22:32 10-Mar-14
  • I think it should be deleted, but I want to see how the debate goes. --Sm8900 (talk) 12:33, March 14, 2014 (UTC)
    Well, the debate has gone nowhere in five days, with a total of two voters neatly split down the middle, and so the ballot is closed. Spıke ¬ 00:47 16-Mar-14

🔒 World War II (video game) H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. More chat-room cruft carried to absurd length. Spıke ¬ 00:13 9-Mar-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:13, March 9, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Tedious and miserable chat-room guff. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:56, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. hm, I feel like this video game article is one of the funnier ones in that whole genre.--Sm8900 (talk) 12:21, March 14, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Your Keep made me read it for the first time, and it's a very comprehensive history of the war and the players involved. Some friends and I were talking of Hitler two nights ago, and much of what we covered in enhanced by data in this page. Aleister 00:42 15-3-14
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Cake/Biscuit Uncertainty Principle H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lots of words but miraculously very little content. If it's deliberate, it's not funny, if it's accidental it's still not funny. Incoherent waffle with far too many unamusing quotes. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Macboswell (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The only function of the words "Cake/Biscuit" in the title is to clear the way for an unneeded knock-off version of Uncertainty Principle, in which the author applies a double dose of dithering. Uncertain writing is bad writing. A lot of people think that bad writing is funny, but this article delivers the reader to laughter badly, or at least worse than the original version. Spıke ¬ 16:57 7-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:20, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.I am certain to vote against.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:51, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
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Comments
  • {{VFD}} tagged and clock reset. Spıke ¬ 16:57 7-Mar-14

Shart H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Trade to YuckyDoodyPedia for future draft picks. Spıke ¬ 10:56 12-Mar-14
  2. I'll give SPIKE this piece of shit (ahhh, wanting to say that for months)(hahahahahahaha huh?). It is quite a bad presentation of the genre. Aleister 14:40 12-3-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ah, terrible! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:27, March 13, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shyte.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:55, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
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Emo Man H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A sensationally dull imageless article about a sensationally dull subculture which only sensationally dull people adhere to. The entire idea is contradictory and it seems the writer hasn't even recognised the irony. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  16:00, March 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Despite the change, still terrible. Made-up superhero. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:19, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I will "second that emotion." Spıke ¬ 00:34 16-Mar-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Boring! The article in itself is completely dull and full of stereotypes not funny anymore. Also, who cares about making fun of emos these days? Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 13:21, March 18, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Burn with extreme heat--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:43, March 19, 2014 (UTC)
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  • There was a better unvandalized version in the history. {{VFD}} applied, count reset. Spıke ¬ 16:52 7-Mar-14
    Reset counter again, the VFD template didn't get added properly. Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 15:27, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
    Oh, man! I put on the {{VFD}}, then subbed in the better version from the history — undoing my first change, which I continued to claim to have done in the Summary. Cheers to the new Poopsmith! Spıke ¬ 15:34 17-Mar-14

🔒 Air Force Slang H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
Delete (2)
  • Symbol wtf vote Nominate and abstain. This is the listiest of the several articles I think are attempts to catalog offsite humor rather than write original humor — in this case, to document the gallows humor of servicepeople in the U.S. Air Force — in other cases, on foreign-language phrases and swears. Voters: Do you believe this is what we are here for? Spıke ¬ 17:07 7-Mar-14
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A normal article would look a lot better than this. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 21:56, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal Obliterate. Too listy (duuh) and absolutely humorless! I mean, it's literally an article on Air Force Slang but one that you'd expect to find on Wikipedia. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:59, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. I don't think we should AGM this puppy. Aleister 20:21 8-3-14
Comments
  • Unless someone could format the article to make it encyclopedic looking and potentially a lot more funny I would vote delete. I don't want to discriminate against a style of humour (military humour) by voting delete because only some will understand it. We, as a website, do niche humour so let's not disappoint half of the USAAF by removing the article. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:23, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  • Clearly a lot of effort gone into this, but then this isn't Listopedia. Can it dwell elsewhere on the site? GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:08, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
    The problem is independent of the namespace in which we put it. Spıke ¬ 00:44 16-Mar-14
  • One for RAF Packington? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:15, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
    I think the only thing more unfocused than a list of humor trends inside the US Air Force would be a list of trends inside anyone's Air Force. Spıke ¬ 13:31 12-Mar-14

🔒 Allah's True Prophet Muhammad H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -1 • voting closed
Delete (1)
  1. Time to carry out the trash. This page is well hated, and gives Wikia the baddest name in the business. St. Patrick came to me in a dream, and after offering me a pint, said "Heal uncyclopedia and honor the Prophet." Thanks St. Pat! Aleister 10:45 St. Patrick's own day 17-3-14
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Is nominator kidding? The ridicule of Muhammad, centering around absurd variations to "(pbuh)," is clearly playful, the page looks fine, and this article will not damage our reputation. Unbold the photo captions and no one will know you are one of the authors. Spıke ¬ 11:32 17-Mar-14
    My dishonorable editing of the page occurred when I was new here, and uninformed of the ways of the satirical world. Since then St. Patrick has shown me the light (and a pint). Aleister 11:43 17-3-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Nothing wrong with it I don't see the issue. Uncyclopedia is pure satire, and this pretty much fits the bill. I don't see why it would give Uncyclopedia a bad name. Trust me, I have read a lot of articles here before registering, and this one is a good enough one. Nick123 (talk) 12:41, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • {{VFD}} applied and clock reset. Spıke ¬ 14:51 17-Mar-14

🔒 Accountant H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2 • voting closed
Delete (1)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible, not funny and lacks pictures. Possible chance for a re-write. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:40, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Only half-way to good humour. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:10, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Given the likely audience for an article named "Accountant", one would hope that the author would know something about accounting, or have a comedy strategy other than, "They are Satanic monsters." Or if he did not, he would simply write yet another article about George W. Bush. 20:13 8-Mar-14 Rescinded. Save possibly underway. Simsie possibly could help. Spıke ¬ 23:55 20-Mar-14
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Now keepable. Simsie should still visit it. Spıke ¬ 18:01 21-Mar-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly DELETE) Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:38, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:37, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • Intro still does not provoke a laugh. Just reads as randomn writing. Also this Webster person needs to be explained. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:38, March 22, 2014 (UTC)

What Nazis will do after They killed all Minorities H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the site since 2007; can anyone tell why? Spıke ¬ 19:00 20-Mar-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Kill it with fire I have read that one. "Picknick"? And it is terrible, even without that typo. Kill it! Compassrose-transparent Bro. Nicholas 19:04, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. More offensive than funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:32, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Take 10 guns and shoot it Absolute nonsense. "Pick my nick". --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 15:46, March 21, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ye olde 'carp'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:22, March 21, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 Accounting H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fandom for a videogame. I don't find it funny but if it is then it might need a title re-location to something more appropriate. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:43, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wow! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:17, March 20, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Who is Meglio/Meglian/Megliore? Vanity/Cyberbullying? Redirect to Accountant. Spıke ¬ 18:04 21-Mar-14
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author tries to merge accounting with an MMORPG, and the result is this epic fail, with a few accounting terms and accounting job positions included in the text of this made up role playing computer game. One gets the impression the author of this article knew little to nothing about actual accounting, but perhaps too much about online computer games. Also, some images are broken. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:59, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Let this article be accountable to recycle bin. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:06, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
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Accident H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It tries to be funny but isn't. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:36, March 8, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author tries to take refuge in the articles-in-the-style-of-the-things-they're-about safe harbor and believes that all he has to do is make and chronicle accidents on the way to writing an article. The result is navelism. Spıke ¬ 22:17 8-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. About as funny as a burning orphanage. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  13:16, March 10, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Maybe I made it better, though. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:32, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:44, March 23, 2014 (UTC)
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Disfarbulate H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Inaccessable. This article relies on potential readers to stumble blindly across it and therefore has no place here. This would've been better suited in Undictionary, if it was funny. GUN   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Knightssword   [†]  12:55, March 12, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Along with the fatal design error that no one looks up nonexistent words in anyone's encyclopedia, this article about the joy of creating nonexistent words out of boredom evidences nonexistent skill. Spıke ¬ 15:23 12-Mar-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:43, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is tasteless and unfunny, and I also agree with the rest of you. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 23:14, March 25, 2014 (UTC)
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  • {{VFD}} applied and clock reset. Spıke ¬ 14:53 17-Mar-14

🔒 Paramedic H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2 • voting closed
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad. No images. Almost entirely made of lists of bad quality. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 14:54, March 22, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Dilligafhahaha hasn't been back in; I've made the article keepable (subject to the addition of illustrations). Spıke ¬ 00:36 26-Mar-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:45, March 26, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. --ChiefjusticeDS 13:12, March 26, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • New user Dilligafhahaha in fact was starting to add an image, but I told him on his talk page that it seemed to me that the cartoon was stolen humor. He also added occupational humor, under the wrong section head, attracting nominator's attention. A better option is to see if he will take ownership of the article. If not, or if he doesn't return, I'll vote Symbol delete vote Delete. as the article is indeed too listy and unfunny. Spıke ¬ 15:00 22-Mar-14

🔒 Anu Malik H Survivor Tag Oldvfd

Score: 0 • voting closed
Delete (0)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. On the site since 2006. Someone else doesn't realize this is a humor wiki. Spıke ¬ 22:29 27-Mar-14 Retracted Spıke ¬ 18:29 29-Mar-14
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Per nom. Alpalwriter (talk) 22:35, March 27, 2014 (UTC) Retracted Alpalwriter (talk) 21:49, March 29, 2014 (UTC)
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