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Can I borrow 5 bucks?

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny. Un-encyclopedic. Second person narrative. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:11, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Spıke ¬ 10:19 24-Oct-13
  3. Borderline. See comments.                               Puppy's talk page07:21 29 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ok, it actually is not that good, and the last comments convinced me. I liked the image part. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:29, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. No.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:48, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. I like it. But it will do with more images. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:40, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • First read through put it on the borderline. Second read through and it's a weak attempt. Just not funny enough to warrant it's inclusion as a non-encyclopaedic article, and it doesn't quite fit into any other namespace. A decent rewrite and it could become a “HowTo:Borrow five bucks”, or maybe “UnScripts:That guy you once knew”.                               Puppy's talk page07:21 29 Oct 2013

6 (number)

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Un-encyclopedic. Not funny. Boring. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:16, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Absurdly long anything is now a trite old joke. Using <math> to write 6 in the most complicated way possible, and then repeating it 22 times, is just self-congratulation. Ten initial quotations, four of them of the bickering-quotation variety, citing The Prisoner. A tiny bit of humor, repeated ad nauseam to avoid confusion. Spıke ¬ 10:24 24-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. removed the horrific <math> aspect, but still sucks.                               Puppy's talk page11:54 24 Oct 2013
  4. Bad. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:25, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Reads like a list without the bullet points. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:44, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments

Visual kei

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A gigantic article on a Japanese music genre, obviously created by Japanese who aren't good at English and don't realize this is a humor wiki, for the primary purpose of documenting and gathering interest to the subject. Spıke ¬ 14:10 25-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Heavy use of Capitalism: in grammar THERE which adds an un-encyclopedic nature. Also it is not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:17, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It reads better in the original Russian.                               Puppy's talk page07:48 29 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Musical Phagocterstics". Say No More! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:45, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I don't vote to delete until I've read the whole thing, and this was a very long and unhumorous read. I checked the Wikipedia article, and a good portion of the article is sporked, except where it concerns individual bands. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:27, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • Until today, there were a large number of links to YouTube, and footnotes, including one referenced from all over that read, "Saddly, this is True." That (spelling, syntax, and lack of humor) are all the problems summed up. Spıke ¬ 14:13 25-Oct-13

HowTo:Write a HowTo that will get featured

Score: 6 • voting closed
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rather old and has not been improved on since several months ago. There is some concept but this is probably the same one as of HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia and maybe HowTo:Write an average Uncyclopedia article, but with the worse prose, less worked out structure and a title that is not justified (the author does not even talk about writing HowTos, he comes back to it but is still always off-topic). For those who may say that it still has some humour, I provided the above two links: these two articles serve for the same purpose but are funnier. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:24, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The author is the nominator. The article is a cheap imitation. Spıke ¬ 19:54 31-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:08, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author request.                               Puppy's talk page12:37 01 Nov 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ditto. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:51, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sorry but this says all. No humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:26, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • ScottPat reviewed it a while ago and I apologize to him for making his efforts pointless, but the author himself did not take these comments into account. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:22, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
  • I don't think this is a deleteable article based upon merit, but I support the author's right to request deletion. I'd recommend that it be added to QVFD rather than putting it to the vote, if that's what the author wants. If it were mine, and I didn't feel it had enough merit to survive, I'd be inclined to move it to my user space though.                               Puppy's talk page11:21 01 Nov 2013

The "No Cajek Allowed"'s of Uncyclopedia

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. A mixture of in-jokes. Grue, Cajek, trite jokes about Japan and bad prose, stolen from another article (The "No Gaijin Allowed"'s of Japan). Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United
  2. Symbol delete vote Navelism. An archetypal in-joke, a parody of a niche article on a parody website. Target audience might be 3 people, none of whom are still here. Spıke ¬ 18:21 31-Oct-13
    Sorry for not putting it the right way. It is just that I used the tag system and the article got placed here automatically. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:16, October 31, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Nativitism.                               Puppy's talk page10:23 01 Nov 2013
  4. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:50, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
  5. It can go. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 06:31, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Symbol

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful, not funny, random. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:45, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir will add his vote here, my good man.                               Puppy's talk page10:49 22 Oct 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Paid by page count. Author makes it clear from the start that he has nothing to say, and that that will not stop him. Spıke ¬ 11:46 22-Oct-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:06, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:06, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
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pilF latnoziroH

Score: 1 • voting closed
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not as good as Sdrawcab. Or User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Thinking back, which was user spaced for much the same reason.                               Puppy's talk page04:48 03 Nov 2013
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No keep votes.

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🔒 :Category:Things that you can sing to the tune of In the Hall of the Mountain King H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Can't be used to find articles through it. Used in random articles that have nothing to do with the Hall of the Mountain King. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:21, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Aye; trade to Illogicopedia for future draft picks. Spıke ¬ 16:31 24-Oct-13
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Seems like a kind of nit-picking category Wikipedia would have, and me thinks we should keep most of these for the smiles. It can be expanded on the Category page, as I did with the category 'People who didn't fuck your mother in the kitchen last night' after Msnbc tried repeatedly to kill it (murderer!). But this one could be more selective on what it's put on. Aleister 10:53 25-10-'13
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. These titles have one thing in common: They have 7 syllables, which *could* correspond to the first 7 notes of Hall of the Mountain King. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:21, October 25, 2013 (UTC)

A newt wizard did it

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Last one of the mashed up wizards doing it.                               Puppy's talk page12:45 28 Oct 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Navelism. Uncyclopedians basing articles not on real-world "encyclopedia" reality but on other Uncyclopedia articles are writing to themselves and showing contempt for our readers. Spıke ¬ 12:58 28-Oct-13
  3. This joke stopped being funny the moment someone decided to create 500 articles on it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:40, October 28, 2013 (UTC)
  4. The image is worth keeping, though. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:25, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too far off the topic of the original in-joke. Therefore not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:31, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bastard newt. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:40, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Each in-joke has its bastard children, and they, together, create a mosaic of the overall in-joke. And if you took this one out mnnbvvccxz would have your throat in his hands and apply the pressure. I was never into the Newt in-joke, but some people are. Aleister 28-10
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🔒 Nuclear weapon H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -3 • voting closed
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Riddled with memes and not funny. Ridiculously large made up numbers. Lack of content once non-funny memes are removed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:56, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I cleared out the worst of the cruft, moved to a new final section all references to Bush's inability to say the word, and claim it's barely keepable. 13:58 PS--Have now rewritten most of the article. Spıke ¬ 15:50 2-Nov-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per SPIKE's clean-up. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:40, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. (Formerly Delete) Improvements have brought it up to bearable. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:38, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
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Wilford "God" Brimley

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wilford Brimley is one of the minor memes on the website, and this article is for people who wanted him to be a religion — without doing the least to cleverly show how the real Brimley might resemble a religion. Even the "Holy Document" in the style of Brimley himself swings-and-misses at comedy. Spıke ¬ 10:27 21-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:08, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Can't survive as is. If someone had the energy to rework some of the better material into Wilford Brimley we might be able to salvage some of it, but not enough to survive as a page on it's own. Wilford Brimley is better, but still short of being good.                               Puppy's talk page09:00 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Unnecessary spawn of a not too interesting original. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:29, October 29, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. For Spike and country. Aleister 2-11-'13
  6. Symbol delete vote Benson! Hey! Since when do we have religious tolerance in Uncyclopedia? There's only one god here and it stays that way! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:41, November 5, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This doesn't seem to be that bad, but it may need some improvement or salvaging. When it gets improved deleted, it can be moved or redirected back to Wilford Brimley. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 12:47, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
    No, it can't; there is already an article at Wilford Brimley. Spıke ¬ 13:06 21-Oct-13
Comments
  1. Symbol comment vote Comment. Did Aleister really vote to delete an article or am I hallucinating from the vast quantity of milk I drank last night? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:54, November 2, 2013 (UTC)
    Milk??? Yech. Was it mother's milk, or from a goat, or a salamander? Makes a big difference in the taste and texture of the proteins. I used to drink milk, and then switched to chocolate milk, and then switched to pepsi cola, and then to water and juice. Chocolate milk did rock though, and milk shakes. Ummmmmm milk shakes (especially butterscotch milkshakes/malts). Aleister awhile later
  2. Symbol comment vote Comment. Okay, this has gone to +5. Don't you think it's appropriate to be deleted now? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 16:00, November 5, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Baseball-based nuclear weapons delivery system H T D Oldvfd

Score: 0 • voting closed
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Template:Nuclear, which Mimo and I have been working on. A tiny etude of Japanese stereotypes. Page title is the punch line and no one will look it up. Spıke ¬ 16:49 3-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Would be good if the article talked about scoring "Home Runs" if a nuclear strike was launched but instead it talks in gibberish. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 05:40, November 4, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. I actually thought it was a good example of random funny, but too heavy on the Japanese memes. Cut it down slightly, added link to another page, and think it's a keepable stub.                               Puppy's talk page07:46 04 Nov 2013
  2. As long as Puppy has volunteered to add writing to the page, code it so we can actually see the guy hit the ball and then it explodes as a nuclear weapon on the computer screen, and put in that surroundsmell coding he keeps threatening to invent, Symbol keep vote Keep.. Aleister 4-11
Comments
  • Are both Keep votes conditional on work getting done? Is work getting done? Spıke ¬ 11:33 5-Nov-13
    • Mine isn't. It's based on the small amount of work I have done, and the potential for more. I'm still cooking more ideas that I may add here later, but my overall feeling is that it is keep able as it is, even if it is short, and definitely has potential to be better.                               Puppy's talk page12:09 05 Nov 2013
      • OK, I added more. Do the two of you want to pump it up to feature status, or should we leave it. I really would like to see the explosion worked out in computer code and activated by the reader themselves. Puppy should be able to whip that up in time for dinner. Aleister 5-11 (9-11's cheap date)
        • You ought to do more. That last round was mostly Japanese stereotypes, though done cleverly. And the page title is still the punch line. Spıke ¬ 23:34 5-Nov-13

AAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAAA AAAAA AA A AAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAA AA AAAAAA!

Score: 6 • voting closed
Delete (6)
  1. Another silly imitation of My sojourn articles, in addition to this, something you will never understand if you don't know that it belongs to My sojourn category. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:49, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A pointless imitation of part of AAAAAAAA! by Kip the Dip. Spıke ¬ 14:02 7-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote AAAAAAA! AAAA AA AAAAA AAA AAAAAA AAAA AAAAA. AAA 16:22, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Needs more AAA. And why is this in Category:My sojourn? And why do we have an AAAAAAAAA! category? And who are you people? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:43, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
    It imitates the structure of My sojourn articles and AAAAA!: That time I was nearly raped -> AAAA AAAA A AAA AAAAAA AAAAA, etc. And the image which comes from That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:31, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
    And we're the nice people from the hospital come to give you your medication, so please stop biting me.                               Puppy's talk page08:41 07 Nov 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Every my sojourn article deleted is a great step forward for this wiki ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:09, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Delete, the line seems to be if it's a combination of two in-jokes if the page up for deletion is written poorly. Aleister 7-11
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Comments

🔒 2 (number) H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 3 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Barely any content. Un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:38, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Barely any content — a list of quips and a reused illustration. Redirect to Half (see Comments below) and redirect the 2 key on the keyboard template as well. Spıke ¬ 22:42 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Twice as crap as it could be.                               Puppy's talk page08:57 22 Oct 2013
  4. Delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:19, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A doodle rather than an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:38, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Don't think it could be featured or anything of this kind, but contains some great jokes. I especially liked fake scientific bits, such as "2+2 approaches infinity for very large values of 2." Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:22, November 1, 2013 (UTC)
  2. The ghost of Chronarion urged me to vote for this. Aleister today
Comments

🔒 HowTo:Beat your wife H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I wasn't sure if I should nominate this. This intro itself is well written, but beyond that the article degenerates into meme driven humour and misogynistic rants. There are likely less quality articles out there, but this one also has the added disadvantage of being pro-abuse. This topic can be done better, but unless it ha been it shouldn't remain here.                               Puppy's talk page02:32 03 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:29, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. In contrast to Pup, I found the intro gassy and ranty as well. (Along with leading with the author's nonsense name, what does it mean to say Fuck You "vehemently"?) The serious talk of violence is as unfunny to me as it was funny-without-real-work to the author, and writing about penises is the time-old self-pleasuring of a kid writing about penises. Spıke ¬ 17:27 3-Nov-13
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. If most of the misogynistic rants are removed (Well, the article is called HowTo:Beat your wife) and text is added to the last section, it'll be just fine. Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:28, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. A very good piece of satire, as the concept keeps escalating as the article goes on and on, but when we get to the last 1/3 of the page the techniques of beating your wife go higher into satire. Violence has it's place in satire, and I'm thinking in particular of a show I've only recently seen, the Eddie Andres show, he's a talk show host. Aleister 8-11
Comments

Tunisia

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny and random. Barely any content. Needs to be deleted and rewritten. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:58, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote (no, srsly, look it up!) This must-have article fell into the hands, in 2005, of a writer who knew nothing about it, and concluded that it must be that nobody cares. Indeed, blow it up and start over. Spıke ¬ 15:49 3-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Seems to have been written in a different era. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:34, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. We probably need an article on Tunisia, but not this one.                               Puppy's talk page08:03 04 Nov 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote LOL Zinc Get it? Me neither. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:45, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Seven (number)

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, memish, not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:18, October 24, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I looked up the number seven but the first sentence tells me I'm going to be reading about "the Garfish tribe of half-fish people." And the rest of the article is Wacky Religion. Spıke ¬ 10:27 24-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Completely disagree with the above rationales. The wacky religion angle is a good way to work with a very limited topic. What kills this is lack of cohesive nonsense - random humour works best when there is an inherit illogical logic, like a Douglas Adams book. Add to that poor spelling, grammar, formatting, and lack of images. Something more like crossbow would work - this doesn't.                               Puppy's talk page07:27 29 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A big load of nonsense sitting on prime word estate (some day). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:36, November 3, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Seven is evil" appears to be the sole joke of this article, and it isn't enough for it to survive. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:50, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Bork H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 4 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. "A communist language originating in the country of reds," about which all we can say is that Scandinavian languages look funny as they are very foreign; also, lists. Spıke ¬ 10:15 21-Oct-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:04, October 21, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad.                               Puppy's talk page09:15 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Newman, and how is Bork connected to Swedish Chief? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:57, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. And redirect to Swedish Chef, known from the Muppets, who is always saying "Bork, bork bork..." -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:48, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Don't want to worry about wiping this entirely, just maintaining this article. Maybe if the time this article is about to get deleted, maybe redirect it to Swedish Chef and explain a little of it there? Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 01:39, October 22, 2013 (UTC)
Comments
  • Redirected. As the only Keep vote suggests a deletion outcome, it looks as though this should satisfy all 6 voters. Spıke ¬ 00:02 9-Nov-13

🔒 ; H T D Survivor Oldvfd (aka Semicolon)

Score: 2 • voting closed
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. So short, practically pointless. Filler article with no humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:18, October 25, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Untrue ≠ funny. "It is much cooler than it's [sic] brother" isn't either. Deleting this will free up the space for something good. Spıke ¬ 13:37 25-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 14:53, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Have added some stuff, including a 'Popular Culture' section which could be expanded. I hate to see any of these articles about "things on a keyboard" go the way of all flesh. Aleister 25-10
Comments

Are your edits being edited?

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism.                               Puppy's talk page09:35 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. So you say you've just realized you're not alone on an Encyclopedia Anyone Can Edit? Don't put your gripes in the main encyclopedia--not even couched with Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris. Spıke ¬ 21:58 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:55, November 6, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Encourages unsavory behavior, and not in a funny way. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:10, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:59, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

🔒 Alcohol H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
Delete (5)
  1. So basically this article sucks, but as a vital article it's important to have an article on it. So I've gone to the liberty of re-writing it (better version). My version features 90% less listcruft and yeah, it's better than the current article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 23:04, November 6, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. and replace. Spıke ¬ 23:13 6-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Replace. Also suggest deletion of Alky-hol (redirect) (delete) as well.                               Puppy's talk page11:40 06 Nov 2013
    But that is how Anon spells it! Spıke ¬ 23:44 6-Nov-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Replace -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:08, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Replace --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:58, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Uncyclowikia vs Enuncyco

Score: 7 • voting closed
Delete (7)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism, and really bad writing.                               Puppy's talk page01:26 09 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unfunny and pointless except to memorialize the wiki wars, that is, to write about ourselves. Spıke ¬ 14:48 9-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can see that this is trying to talk about the Uncyclopedia battle and splitting of this Uncyclopedia. I also definitely agree with the above posts. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:19, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. But we should definitely keep Simsie's great anthem. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:06, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Delete Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 22:21, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote Userspace This article can't decide if it is a football derby or a rap battle. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:21, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:56, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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  • A copy of this was put on both sites, it was bad, but since our side had no anthem, I made up one. I suspect the other side has already gotten rid of their copy during Forest Fire Week. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:57, November 10, 2013 (UTC)

Kicking pigeons is FUN!!

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap article that is nothing but being about the author talking about kicking and hating against pigeons. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:08, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I can see the humour but it still should go. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:33, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap                               Puppy's talk page09:26 09 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. An archetypal rant. Spıke ¬ 00:22 10-Nov-13
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:57, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Creatures To Have Sex With

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not original. The author honestly tries to name the Worst Creatures to Have Sex With. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:03, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Cruft                               Puppy's talk page09:25 09 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton doesn't mean "not original" in the sense of plagiarism. This is simply 100-odd unoriginal takes on bestiality, none of them well-developed, all of them relying on the glee of writing about sex to strangers and none of them able to engage the reader. Includes Bush, camper, and Jew: A laugh riot. Spıke ¬ 00:28 10-Nov-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:30, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:54, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
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Wikipedia (movie)

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  1. Lists. Not original. 11:02, October 20, 2013 (UTC) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Might have been funny in 2005; see also Comments below. Spıke ¬ 19:54 21-Oct-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Badder.                               Puppy's talk page09:15 22 Oct 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:14, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Begone! (to clean the slate of the 4's) Aleister Joey No-Thumbs Day in the Falklands.
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  • Wacky Wiki War! I deleted the dumb lists of memes, but that doesn't leave much. Intro tries to morph Wikipedia into a movie in the right way: by misusing actual Wikipedia catch-phrases. Unfortunately, it doesn't use them in a way that has any special meaning. That would be clever. It seems there are two sequels? Together, would they make one good article? Spıke ¬ 11:44 20-Oct-13
    • They would, if they existed. But the author just put links to non-existent articles on Wikipedia itself. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 13:33, October 20, 2013 (UTC)
      How helpful of him! Thanks for deleting them. Spıke ¬ 13:43 20-Oct-13

🔒 Template:World Countries H D Oldvfd

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  • Symbol delete vote Delete. We already have templates for each continent and it's also pretty confusing. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:37, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Useful until we come up with a template Final Solution. (See Comments.) Spıke ¬ 14:30 11-Nov-13
If we are going to start working on a new World template which will contain all the other continent templates (thus leading to the deletion of the current ones) there's no point for continuing this discussion so I'll strike my vote out. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:47, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. I removed the VFD template because it showed up on every page with {{World Countries}}. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:54, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
    When nominating a template for deletion, you must put {{VFD}} inside a <noinclude> to keep this from happening.
  • Before he renounced the site, Bizzeebeever talked with me about structuring these national templates to have continent collections expand out at the user's request. Spıke ¬ 13:59 11-Nov-13
  • Part of nominator's problem is that Uzbekistan (nominated nearby) used both the World and Asia template, as well as Turkic, Former CIS, and random vanity template {{AoED}} on the "axis of evil-doers." Below, I move to delete the latter instead. Spıke ¬ 14:25,14:46 11-Nov-13

Catspace

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another fictional-country (this time, universe) article formerly found on Template:Latin America; a merger of Randumbo, cuteness, and memes. Spıke ¬ 22:16 1-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.                               Puppy's talk page08:19 03 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:40, November 8, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think this cat can safely be let out and never invited back in. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:53, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unless the title refers to an actual thing, which I can't confirm with a quick google search. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
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Wheeling Jesuit University/Buildings/Zenith Space Command

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A WJU article that isn't linked to by any other WJU article. An in-joke that even other in-jokes refuse to acknowledge.                               Puppy's talk page07:03 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. WJU was a giant group vanity project. We voted to delete all the pages on specific individuals. Yesterday, I returned to the project, got rid of some red-links, and deleted vanity category Category:Pages not created by UtarEmpire (that being the name of an Uncyclopedian). Am eager to pare this back to something that a new generation of students could actually laugh at. Spıke ¬ 11:32 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:22, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:55, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
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Doctor Who - The Force Unleashed

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Ignoring list-cruft, fake game, memes, in-jokes, terrible prose, spelling, grammar, and 'chopping, this keeps referring to “Josh”, “Rebecca” and some other name that just makes the whole thing feel like a Ballarat teenagers masturbatory fantasy. Survived deletion before, but possibly due to a disagreement about the 20 nominations rule. Should not survive again.                               Puppy's talk page07:20 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Recipe for failure: Don't just write about a TV show. Don't just write about a single episode. Write about a fantasy video game you would have created to be enjoyed by viewers of that single episode. And write poorly (as listed by Puppy above). Spıke ¬ 11:44 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author here. Man it's been ages since I've been on this site! Go nuts guys, this article was basically made yeeeears ago when me and my friend huffed one too many kittens and thought random 'chopping of a retarded photo of my cousin along with silly writing was funny. Was funny while it lasted I guess but the article doesn't belong here. --EvilCecil4th (talk) 14:01, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.Kitty litter. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:49, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 22:34, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
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Cat Nation

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Make it go where Kittenolivia went, and for the same reason. Spıke ¬ 22:12 1-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. How many cat society articles do we have?                               Puppy's talk page08:17 03 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Democratic Republic of Dogs FTW! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:45, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Take it and the catnip away. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:27, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
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Reptilian Agenda

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This 2005 creation is a tedious read. It has a lot of randomness but I didn't find any humor. By the way, the 2000 US election (Bush vs. Gore) is over. Spıke ¬ 13:46 6-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. From what I can google, this is neither original or a parody. It was loaded up in one hit, and is almost identical to a dozen or so other web pages I could locate.                               Puppy's talk page10:49 06 Nov 2013
  3. Plagerism! I thought SPIKE banned Rand Paul. Aleister 6-11
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:50, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I will go with Pup Poirot with this one. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:30, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol keep vote Lizards! This one needs more humor and pics, but lays a good foundation for Icke's insane theory (keep telling myself that keep telling myself that). With some tweaks and interesting twists the page could work well. Aleister 14:37 6-11-'13
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Napoleon Dynamite

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. It might not look so bad but ,I can assure you, once you've read it, you'll realize that, other than mentioning his buddy, Pedro once, it has nothing to do with Napoleon Dynamite and needs to be deleted and rewritten. Deletion wouldn't probably be needed if it did have some stuff related to the homonymous character but it doesn't. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:19, November 6, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Peice [sic] of shit." Spıke ¬ 12:55 10-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Weak. Never found the movie funny, so I may miss the humour here.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 11 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:51, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts bad and gets worse. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:44, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Once I did the considerable research to figure out that Napoleon Dynamite is a character portrayed by Jon Heder, and most of the photographs are of Heder and are not cyberbullying of some other pimply teenager, the fact that the humor doesn't relate as well as it could to the real world was a minor concern. Spıke ¬ 19:31 6-Nov-13
Isn't Uncyclopedia supposed to parody the corresponding (whenever possible) articles of Wikipedia? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:51, November 6, 2013 (UTC)
Vote for Pedro is the poor man's Save Ferris.                               Puppy's talk page12:12 11 Nov 2013

Suddenly, Delete!

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad imitation of Suddenly, 'coons which is also used for its advertisment. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:37, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. New Uncyclopedian gets his plagiarism deleted by a fallen-away Admin and takes his gripe to mainspace. Spıke ¬ 20:58 11-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. No, it is an imitation of a featured and a Top Ten article: Suddenly, Raccoons (the earliest and the most famous one). Suddenly, 'coons was created by Mhaille, while Raccoons - by Hyperbole (there is a mention of him in the article). It seemed pretty funny to me, before I read the original article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 20:53, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yawn. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:33, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Confirmed kill. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:27, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
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Lads

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The Australian equivalent of Chavs, a badly written article intended more to document them (alternately to bash and to defend them) than to make anyone laugh. Spıke ¬ 13:58 10-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Being Australian, this thing could probably pass as a Wikipedia article (it's more informative than funny) --EvilCecil4th (talk) 14:37, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Face it lads - it's got to go." (Whoops, guess lads means something different in my tongue) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:01, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:47, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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Catrock

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Having deleted Cat Nation, let us delete its capital city. Spıke ¬ 21:46 17-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:08, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A capital without a country. Miaow! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:52, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks like Catrock just sunk to the bedrock. (After passing through some Carniferous Limestone) Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:57, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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Unternet

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, un-funny. Poor formatting and no pictures. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:51, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 09:57, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by Garibaldi (who has not made a user page in 8 years). A misspelled page title about an internet where what flows is not bytes but excrement. How special. Spıke ¬ 11:24 17-Nov-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:50, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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UnBooks:Public Relations:The Line

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author should've sent his game script to a video game development company, not post it here. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:53, November 14, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bad writing, no humor detected. Spıke ¬ 13:39 14-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:02, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:48, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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Kelsey Grammar

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote No! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:14, November 9, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is pure froth. Spıke ¬ 00:31 10-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. 'Tis bad.                               Puppy's talk page02:43 11 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:52, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:45, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
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Jack the Ripper

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I went through and removed the randumbo and listcruft from this article, and was left with one and a half poorly phrased paragraphs. So added it here instead.                               Puppy's talk page09:14 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. There is a story to be told, but this article doesn't begin. The section on "Victims" is a list of random memes. Certainly "(AKA Bilbo Baggins)" in the Intro signals to Anon that this is a page he is worthy of, and it is not just that it is about a slasher that makes the page a cruft magnet. Spıke ¬ 11:48 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 10:00, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:49, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Fifth vote sweep Aleister 1:29 19/11/'13
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Symbol comment vote Comment. The article itself is pants but I don't mind seeing if I could re-use it bones for a reasonable story. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:44, November 10, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Dystopia H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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#Symbol delete vote Delete. Made-up nonsense about wars on non-existant planet. Sporadic list cruft and lack of humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:59, November 17, 2013 (UTC)

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. The writing style is decent. Changing it from Destopius vs. Skaylia to Dystopia vs. Utopia would at least make it about something. Spıke ¬ 19:29 17-Nov-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's a decent article. BetterSkatez2012 (talk) 01:22, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Per Spike's cleanup. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:03, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. In favour of Spike's reforms. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:04, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Spike, Dystopia (the opposite of Utopia) has nothing in common with this article that's about a fictional planet. Could you move it back to its original title? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:41, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  • Further history is at User talk:TwinCin#Luigispetpikmin; to summarize, these pages are a personal story arc about "a video game project that was scrapped." Destopius is unremarkable and will only ever get more so; and we have no page on Dystopia, which a few more edits and this page could relate to. Spıke ¬ 19:43,19:59 17-Nov-13

🔒 Gabon H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Epicgenius (talk) 21:11, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is good just needs more content. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:56, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Have now provided same. Spıke ¬ 21:17 19-Nov-13
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  • It's a decent start except for three substandard shoops. (I deleted the lead shoop, a freehand "photo" of a trash can whose caption was a really dumb pun on the country name.) It's a low-quality page but it's nice to have something at this address. Spıke ¬ 14:34 11-Nov-13
  • Symbol comment vote Comment. ScottPat, are you willing to add some, then? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:06, November 18, 2013 (UTC)
    Unfortunately not. I neither have ideas nor time. However in its current from it is worth saving still. There is potential for something amazing there though. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:45, November 18, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Teenage Mutant Ninja Assholes H T D Survivor Oldvfd

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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap by porn warehouser Maniac1075. Have to guess the punch line to come here and find out you didn't want to read the joke. Spıke ¬ 23:26 13-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You couldn't even keep it just for the only good bit - the title. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:53, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. For the topic chosen, this is very good writing. We forget how good a writer Maniac is, or was until he got married and had his sex needs fulfilled. Please read the page in total to appreciate the subtle use of words, memes, and images rolling around in Maniac's mind - or did until he got it regularly. Aleister 14-11
  2. It's well written. Too lowbrow for my own taste, but I appreciate the humour in it.                               Puppy's talk page07:18 am 21 Nov 2013
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. The title gave me a good laugh. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:43, November 14, 2013 (UTC)

🔒 Uzbekistan H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Redirect to Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:45, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
    That page should not exist (though maybe it moves to Uzbekistan). Its page title is the punch line of one section, based on one silly utterance of one candidate in one Presidential election. (You can't remember his name, but it's in the article.) Spıke ¬ 14:15 11-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete and replace with the article named above. Spıke ¬ 14:45 11-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:04, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Replace etc. I'd like to keep Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan as a redirect though. Obscure joke, but I like it.                               Puppy's talk page07:18 am 21 Nov 2013
  5. four vote sweep Aleister 19:19 21=11=13
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  • Symbol comment vote Comment. Spike, I know but it has way better content. What other sollution is there available? Cut and paste? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:30, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
    If you are willing. (Wait a day to see what other people say.) Cutting and not pasting everything based on Borat. Spıke ¬ 14:31 11-Nov-13
    I think you misunderstood me. What I suggested was cutting the content from Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan (which has no references to Borat) and then pasting it over the present Uzbekistan article. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:40, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
    That would be an improvement. Win this vote to eliminate the existing page; but then move the old one to the new name to preserve its page history. I am not convinced there is nothing in the existing page that could be used. Sorry, all it took was a second read. Spıke ¬ 14:43 11-Nov-13
    If you think that there are parts worth keeping copy and paste them here or, preferably, at my talk page, so we can use them after (and if) the page gets deleted. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:52, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
  • Ubeki Beki Beki Beki Stan Stan has now been renamed Uzbekistan, with redirect. Spıke ¬ 19:33 21-Nov-13

HowTo:Save an awful article from deletion H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. We already have HTBFANJS. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:29, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rant against "fucking admins deleting...shitty articles" where the author imagines himself as an expert in the struggle to install bad articles into Uncyclopedia, and might be right. I agree with nominator; to avoid deletion, avoid writing crap. "(get it?)" Spıke ¬ 21:01 11-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:25, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Non-content material in content space. Wouldn't have a corresponding article at Wikihow, so probably doesn't natively belong here.                               Puppy's talk page07:18 am 21 Nov 2013
  5. four vote sweep Aleister 19:19 21=11=13
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7 Degrees of Separation H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Again via User:Mnbvcxz/VFD. Navelism - even if I was a contributor.                               Puppy's talk page06:58 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Encouraging the reader to browse with Special:Random and by following links is useful. But this listy page is thoroughly ugly; and Uncyclopedians patting themselves on the back is the ultimate trite joke. Spıke ¬ 11:39 5-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Great concept, poor execution. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:07, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
  5. four vote sweep Aleister 19:19 21=11=13
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🔒 AAAAAAAAA! 2010 Remix (Hosted by Kanye West) H Tag Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A mash of two in-jokes does not funny make.                               Puppy's talk page08:46 am 21 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I voted Symbol keep vote Keep on this last year as "a study guide for the audio." Now I would just as soon huff it and the audio. Mrthejazz makes the point on the talk page that he created the article to mock Kanye's vanity, but never makes the point in the article. Kanye rapping an Uncyclopedia in-joke is just us writing about ourselves in-the-style-of X. Spıke ¬ 10:22 21-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:08, November 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Over-used meme in trash. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:42, November 22, 2013 (UTC)t
  5. Fifth vote. I really dislike typing all this stuff, why can't we have a quick keep or delete for these things. And now I have to tell you the time, like you're a little child. Aleister 21:07, 2013 November 22
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🔒 Nole H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Don't think that it has any potential. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:04, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. We have a featured article on tennis player Novak Djokovic, we don't need a second created under his nickname, and we don't need this drive-by hatchet-job under any name. Spıke ¬ 19:22 22-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. 15Mickey20 moved this here, stating that “some of you like this”. I can't see any support anywhere for it. It's a muddled concept, and meanders aimlessly. Delete and redirect back to the FA.                               Puppy's talk page10:44 pm 22 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Agreed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 23:09, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. I also agree with everyone else, this is already another article on a person. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 15:02, November 23, 2013 (UTC)
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Teenager Constitution H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Work of a teenager. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:01, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I wouldn't hold that against any article. But the only thing worse than brainless knock-offs of Christmas carols to sell cars and phone packages, is brainless knock-offs of the Constitution (or the Declaration of Independence? Which, then?) in order to...do what exactly? Spıke ¬ 19:18 22-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Kind of good idea. Quite clichéd and poorly executed. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 23:07, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. What are you kids doing on my lawn?                               Puppy's talk page01:10 am 23 Nov 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The idea is good but not the execution. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:56, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Alphabet H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: -2 • voting closed
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Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Rewritten. Spıke ¬ 13:02 24-Nov-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Love it now. Thanks Spike. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:34, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
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  • This is a shame. There are so many good directions; not just Scrabble, but alphabet soup and the history of the written word. Author finds a few of them, swings, and misses, opting instead for Randumbo. Spıke ¬ 01:07 24-Nov-13
    I think, however, the only options are re-write or delete as it is not worthy of a keep just for the few good ideas. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:31, November 24, 2013 (UTC)

Skaylia H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Probably the most useless in the Category:SuperSkye private story arc, which gave us Destopius. Spıke ¬ 22:49 18-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Are these planets based on anything or simply made up? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:06, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
    Repeating from Comments in the ballot on Destopius/Dystopia, author comments suggest that everything in that category is a personal story arc about "a video game project that was scrapped"--that is, an ad for a product that never came to market, though it does have a Wikia wiki. Spıke ¬ 20:12 19-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Hate.                               Puppy's talk page07:18 am 21 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:35, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. More suitable for the fiction wiki than for here. No humor detected. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:18, November 25, 2013 (UTC)
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Your Little Sister H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Your kindergarten-aged sister "is a whore" and you enter her bedroom intending to "cauterize her vagina" but end up in one of two pornographic endings. Anyone else detect any humor here? Spıke ¬ 23:55 20-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Puerile masturbatory fodder.                               Puppy's talk page07:18 am 21 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 23:15, November 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Something 'suitable' (if that's the right word) for elsewhere but not here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:46, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 20:26, November 25, 2013 (UTC)
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Inheritance Cycle H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author mostly does not write about the five fantasy books but about...author; and the unencyclopedic self-bickering overwhelms any humor in the article. Spıke ¬ 12:45 20-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Rid me of this wretched beast! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:30, November 20, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was just saying that to drag this article on, ignoring the quality not quantity rule of Uncyclopedia. Sigh!                               Puppy's talk page07:26 am 21 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. A mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:32, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Long drawn-out arguments are rarely funny, and this is no exception to the rule. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 03:41, November 26, 2013 (UTC)
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99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. No humour. Just random coding and pictures. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:26, November 20, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not so much a joke told but a page manufactured. DWIII wrote on the talk page: "I have misgivings about turning this article into a repository of programs, seeing as this has been done to death elsewhere." And now, here. Spıke ¬ 19:48 20-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I thought there might be a joke relating back to the RFC 99 link. There isn't. I really wanted there to be one. Lack of humour makes me cry.                               Puppy's talk page07:33 am 21 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:39, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 4 vote sweep. Aleister 12:18 27/11/13
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That guy from Hootie and the Blowfish H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another one from Mnbvcxz's stash. The first paragraph starts with a digression from topic. The rest of the article reads like the filler between jokes, but without the jokes.                               Puppy's talk page08:54 am 21 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. You must have to like Hootie and the Blowfish to keep reading after that digression, to a double helping of random and Nobody Cares. Spıke ¬ 10:24 21-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. There comes a time in one's life when one must say, "ELIMINATE" in a kind of way such as to sound like an evil Sith Lord who got a but grumpy. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:25, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:51, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 4 vote sweep. Aleister 12:18 27/11/13
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Shwellington H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A substate of a fictional country. "Not much is known" about it, and nothing links to it. Spıke ¬ 20:20 21-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. No one knows what this article is on about. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:29, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A single redlink that is repeatedly consistently… smells of UN:CM or UN:CB to me. Even if not, NRV. (How the hell did Spang let this survive?)                               Puppy's talk page10:53 pm 22 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Shewhat? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:57, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 4 vote sweep. Aleister 12:18 27/11/13
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🔒 The Flash H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found through User:Mnbvcxz/VFD. Agree it's crufty and random.                               Puppy's talk page06:53 05 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Random, awful. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:06, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Less awful now. Spıke ¬ 19:25 27-Nov-13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Keepable now, due to Spike's rewriting certain sections. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:49, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
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  • There is one good joke here, which occurs without provocation to every twelve-year-old Uncyclopedian: A superfast superhero must not be much of a lady-pleaser. The author recurs to this, when not reveling in swears like "Jew," and cannot keep from patting himself on the back. There is a funny article in here waiting to get out. Spıke ¬ 11:37 5-Nov-13
  • "Flash" (not "the Flash") is a super hero in real life and there was a film made about him with Queen's famous "Flash" tune. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:47, November 12, 2013 (UTC)
That was Flash Gordon. There is a comic strip hero called 'The Flash'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:13, November 14, 2013 (UTC)
Ah yes. Thanks Romartus. Well then I have never heard of this "The Flash." Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:54, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
Four of them, evidently, and the original author seemed to know about them all (or have read WP:The Flash), despite his bouts of stupid humor and self-reference. Spıke ¬ 19:25 27-Nov-13

🔒 Planet Google H T D Survivor Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Made-up nonsense. Random, unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:55, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:05, November 19, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Old school Uncyc. The quasi-featured status is hard to clarify (per conversation on Rom's talk page), but I can see how it would have been. Could use a grease and oil change, but above delete on sight quality.                               Puppy's talk page07:18 am 21 Nov 2013
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  • It claims it is quaisi-featured at bottom however has a non-existant link to VFH entry and double the against votes (12) than for votes (6.5). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:58, November 17, 2013 (UTC)
    Indeed I can't find any evidence it was quasi-featured or even nominated for VFH. This could be an author prank. But I've cleaned up the page somewhat. Spıke ¬ 00:01 18-Nov-13

William Shatner Syndrome H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Uses the identical typography to William Shatner to tell the identical joke, this time styled as a malady. Spıke ¬ 10:48 21-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Add to that halfway through the concept changes into a wacky language. Lack of originality and muddled concept.                               Puppy's talk page05:23 pm 21 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:28, November 22, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:01, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The four vote death sweep. Aleister 10:20 28-11-13
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A. Wyatt Mann H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Randomness prevails. No humour. Use of first person. Possibly a made-up person as Wikipedia does not have a page on him yet ED and some other obscure wikis do. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:35, November 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Advertising. Unfunny. Unoriginal. Propaganda. Poorly written. Randumbo.                               Puppy's talk page10:18 am 23 Nov 2013
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It looks like this article is trying to disparage the pseudonym with his own words. Mentioning "Jew oppression" in the first sentence puts me on guard for POV rather than humor, and the "comedy technique" of preceding even that with a quotation that is a vulgar dissent from "anonymous white nationalist" would make anyone stop reading except ardent supporters and opponents. Exactly addressed at CoW#Extremists (a recommendation to humorists, not official policy). Spıke ¬ 11:37 23-Nov-13
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:19, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The four vote death sweep. Aleister 10:20 28-11-13
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Commented out comment here.                               Puppy's talk page10:18 am 23 Nov 2013

ACI Monday's H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not funny and listy. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:17, November 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concept fails (Write an article about a fictional restaurant whose name — and the name of the article — is a take-off on the name of a real chain). Execution fails, degenerating into lists in the guise of the menu. Spıke ¬ 00:59 24-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. …pured epic ac… should probably be …poured ipecac…. Shows a dedication to quality that makes this article what it is.                               Puppy's talk page07:51 am 24 Nov 2013
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:22, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The four vote death sweep. Aleister 10:20 28-11-13
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European - United Hispanic States Empire War H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This listy Wacky War was the only contribution of Awesomeflakes. Spıke ¬ 15:19 26-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Good imagination but no. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:10, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky War loses the battle for laughs. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:06, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not enough ketchup.                               Puppy's talk page10:06 am 28 Nov 2013
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. The four vote death sweep. Aleister 10:20 28-11-13
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🔒 ADMIN BABIES SMACK DOWN H Survivor Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism.                               Puppy's talk page12:33 am 24 Nov 2013
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mordillo names his fellow Admins in a mainspace article. An overt inside joke with a short lifetime that is now over. Spıke ¬ 00:57 24-Nov-13
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:17, November 24, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. However, I love the talk page. If you decide to delete the article, please, allow me to move the talk page to my user space, even if it sounds strange. Maybe I will begin keeping record of the funniest conversations on Uncyclopedia. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:15, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Keep forever. The premise of the contest was write an article in an hour, then everyone voted keep or delete, and if they were kept, they were kept, hell or high water. A promise is a promise. Well, Hell and high water have come to this site, and we of the Lollipop Guild must battle at every barricade. Aleister 12:12 27/11/13
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Keep for the sake of the talk page, which wouldn't make sense without the article. This wouldn't be the first time an article has been kept for its talk page. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 21:40, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep.. This site used to be about fun. Not sure about what it is anymore. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:37, November 28, 2013 (UTC)
    It is but the world got smaller. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:32, November 28, 2013 (UTC)
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  • Context: This was part of one of the “Article in an hour” competitions, where various users wrote an article in under an hour. The resulting articles were then taken to a VFD type of setting (Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/contest2) where it was voted on wether the article had enough grunt to survive a day. So while this has had a VFD vote previously, it was not a full VFD vote.                               Puppy's talk page12:33 am 24 Nov 2013
  • Comment: Uncyclopedia, I don't know you any more. --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:13, Nov 26
    Well, UU, we need you now. This site isn't as fun as it used to be, but if more people came back and played then we can shake the rafters a little bit. The new people don't know how much people used to play on each others talk pages, vandalize user pages, etc., they are sad and forlorn in their image of uncy and you have left us like a dog leaving another dog after fucking said dog. And SPIKE, please do not move this to my talk page as you have been doing lately, since I've been here VFD pages are fine to expand discussions, especially in the comment section. Thanks. Aleister 12:14 27/11/13
    UU: If you visit an ex-girlfriend after a year, you may also find that the self-portrait you drew is no longer hung in her living room. This is rather less sad than the notion that we are supposed to preserve y'all's monuments to yourself a year after you quit the site en masse.
    Aleister: Uncyclopedia:What VFD is not#A talk page. "Try to refrain from excessive conversation, even in the comments section." Especially on the identity of the website going forward; take it to the Forum. This rule pre-dates me. Spıke ¬ 19:38 27-Nov-13
    Should I open a forum about UU"s girlfriend then? Ok, sure. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:40, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
    Hey Al. I need time. I'd love to be on one of the Uncycs like I used to be. But between work and kids I am actually on here about as much as I can. Hey SPIKE. I'm acknowledging the change with my comment. It's a joke. Y'know, like people make on humour websites? Uncyclopedia has changed several times since I first came here, it is the way of things. If I wanted this article keeping around as a monument to my colossal vanity, I'd have voted keep instead of making a flippant comment. Oh, and I didn't quit the site during the schism - I've been inactive a lot longer than that due to kids and work, as I may have mentioned. Hey Anton199. Girlfriend? Try "wife" - it's like girlfriend, but with less sex and more arguing over who gets the lie-in when the kids wake early. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:36, Nov 27
    Nice to see you again Under_user. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:27, November 27, 2013 (UTC)
    Did UU just ask someone to try his wife? I'll assume it's the mince pie talking.                               Puppy's talk page10:04 am 28 Nov 2013
    Hey Pupsicle. Stop reading and wishful thinking at the same time. Hey Romartus. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:40, Nov 28

🔒 Template:AoED H Survivor Tag Oldvfd

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An ugly, catch-all template used to tag (1) any politician or organization someone wants to give the drive-by slap of including in a class of "evil-doers"; (2) arbitrary vanity classes, such as the best Preggo pages of Mnbvcxz; and (3) random other pages. The source code contains a stern warning from Mordillo against declaring individual Uncyclopedians as "evil-doers." Spıke ¬ 14:28 11-Nov-13
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not so ugly but really useless. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 14:55, November 11, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. The fights Al refers to are part of the issue. It's a templates variant of listcruft, which just encourages more cruft to be added. The small humour value doesn't offset the extra maintenance it creates.                               Puppy's talk page07:18 am 21 Nov 2013
Keep (2)
  1. this template has had a good solid history since I've been around. it has had some fights over who is included, and that popped up every once in awhile. it's a fun template though, if I were playing in the fields of the lord. Aleister 11-11
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep.~Jewriken.GIF 15:47, November 28, 2013 (UTC)
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