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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Columbine High School massacre H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 5385 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The first half has the decent enough premise it was the fault of gangster rap, school sports, being picked on by goths, being too tolerant and too popular and playing violent video games, but eventually it spirals into time travel, a list of guns and characters named after anachronistic video games. The latter half is a series of increasingly less relavent adaptations in other media. Overall, it's way too random and so much needs rewritten it's questionable whether the first few paragraphs are worth having with no ending. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:10, March 5, 2018 (UTC)
  2. I don't know how you write a funny article about this topic, but this isn't it. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 22:03 11 June 2018
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not much humor or comedic value --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:21, October 15, 2018 (UTC)
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  • Often the last version by the original author turns out to be better than the current one, so I went looking. Stanleyfeinbaum contributed less than half of the article. It seems to have mostly been written by IP editors. If you think this version or another earlier version is better, say so. It's a bit short, though. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 22:03 11 June 2018
  • Suggest an edit to leave what is left as a placeholder. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:56, July 3, 2018 (UTC)

Zero Wing H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2513 hours
Delete (2)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that will never be improved. Abandoned nonsense. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:55, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Worthless as proven by the number of editors that have taken a shot. "Engrish" is irritatingly bad. Another gaming article that fails on many levels including failing to say anything about the game. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 20:19, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
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  • Hmm... on the fence. I think I kind of like it, but I'm not sure. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 20:24 3 July 2018

The Bambers Race H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2513 hours
Delete (4)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. WTF? Got no idea what this is about. Abandoned stub. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete.. Dead for too long without a point. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 20:09, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  • I couldn't find any search results for this except Uncyclopedia. CSD A11. Of course I'm also guilty of making stuff up, but this one just isn't interesting enough. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 18:33 28 August 2018
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Typically, I try to rescue even the most wretched materials from the deletion section. IMO, even this article can't be helped. --Alec Pradeux (talk) 19:37, September 1, 2018 (UTC)
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  • Why do all the current nominations except for Columbine have bullet lists for votes? I thought the standard practice here was to use numbered lists. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 18:36 28 August 2018
It is. People forget. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 20:18, September 1, 2018 (UTC)

Skywalker's Law H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2513 hours
Delete (2)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Half an idea at best but article is stuck. Mercy kill. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:10, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Stalled for too many years, even after some trying. This one really makes no sense. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 07:21, July 31, 2018 (UTC)
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Why?:Spay and neuter H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1007 hours
Delete (1)
  1. I wrote this in 2014. I deleted it in June because I think it's bad, but I've recently discovered that speedy deletion of articles by author request isn't allowed here (sometimes?). It's also not mentioned in the deletion policy. Anyway, it's bad. I was trying to make a point, and the sarcasm doesn't come across well or succeed in being funny. No one else has ever edited it, so there's no issue of deleting other people's work here if that's a concern. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 04:58 4 September 2018
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I quite like it. A few suitable images and it could be a feature. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:27, September 4, 2018 (UTC)

Never Forget (9/11 Slogan) H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 96 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The article just goes on about the Minecraft Community and YouTubers. It's just a bunch of random gibberish pushed together. There's the possibility that someone would want to write an article on this subject (and put some actual work into it) but in the state that the article is in now, it'd most certainly mean a complete rewrite. Starboard Travels (talk) 04:14, October 12, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Goes off on various tangents. A pointless ramble. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:59, October 12, 2018 (UTC)
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UnTube:Main Page

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 5 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Delete per this discussion thread--Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:20, October 15, 2018 (UTC)

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