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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
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Robot uprising H Archive

Score: 4 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 632 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article was made on February 26th 2006 by Famine, creator of the HowTo:Survive a Robot Uprising page. It's largely a verbatim copy of the day older how to page and lacks it's own original strategy, what little there is that's new can transferred over to the other page if need be. A redirect would be helpful though. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:32, January 28, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Q.E.D. I am not inclined to leave a redirect, as even a fan of fanfiction looking up "Robot uprising" is merely guessing that we have an article on it, which we soon will not. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:33 29-Jan-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Artificial intelligence listcruft.  EStop Easy button 08:42, February 1, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unplug, remove batteries..whatever you need to do to prevent this existing. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:06, February 11, 2017 (UTC)
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Film H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 551 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An inferior, poorly-written version of movie.--HolUp (talk) 03:08, February 1, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Yes, delete-and-redirect; author's only comedy strategy is "write about smut." Spıke Radiomicrophone04:12 1-Feb-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 08:45, February 1, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I will then colonise the space and create an article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, February 11, 2017 (UTC)
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Comments
  1. When this article is deleted, should movie be moved over to its name? Wikipedia titles their article about movies/films as "film", and we strive to parody Wikipedia, not to mention the term "film" is commonly used outside of the U.S. while "movie" seems to be a U.S.-only sort of thing.--HolUp (talk) 09:11, February 1, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Perhaps one I could address since I am in the 'film business'. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:19, February 8, 2017 (UTC)

Canadian Snow Sheep H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 484 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon tagged this article and I agree. Uncreative babble from 2009 — the only project by Bobfart — about something that doesn't exist in anyone's encyclopedia. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:30 3-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.Nonsense wacky war stuff involving sheep. Baaaaa..baaaad --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:20, February 8, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.Waitwhereaminow (talk) 22:52, February 9, 2017 (UTC)
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President H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 474 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Terrible article, needs a thorough rewrite.--HolUp (talk) 08:06, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Incompetent. Listcruft. No humor except laughing at Bush (at the mention of his name). Spıke Radiomicrophone23:45 6-Feb-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listing, ready to go belly up.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:08, February 11, 2017 (UTC)
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  • If someone decides to rewrite this article, I think it should cover the position of being a President as a whole globally, while President of the United States, if someone ever decides to write it, should cover the U.S. office specifically.--HolUp (talk) 08:06, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  • Also, I think United States Presidents should also be unlocked and VFD'd. It's nothing more than listcruft, with some low-res images to go along with it.--HolUp (talk) 08:08, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
    • Protected in 2005 by long-departed Admin Darkdan solely because the list was complete; that's no reason; now countermanded. And, yes, it is merely a gallery with no funny writing. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:12 8-Feb-17

🔒 The Rolling Stones H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: 0 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 474 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A while ago, this page was filled to the brim with utter cruft, trivia, and puns, but it was cleaned it up thoroughly in 2015. Unfortunately, what remains is cheap, barebones, and just not very good.--HolUp (talk) 08:35, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. "It was cleaned up thoroughly in 2015." A real article about a real thing with a real comedy strategy (the geriatric rocker). If someone wants to replace-in-its-entirety, I'll flip my vote. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:08 8-Feb-17
Comments
  • WeatherUnderground has had great success with writing band or music-related articles. Perhaps he could take this one to task, if he feels like it.--HolUp (talk) 08:35, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
  • Kept. He is welcome to rewrite it in place, but there is no second in 20 days. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:29 24-Feb-17

Jackie Chan H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 472 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stale Chuck Norris/anime jokes and no solidly funny comedy strategy.--HolUp (talk) 09:51, February 4, 2017 (UTC)
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  • Stale and meme-based but slightly better than a red-link. Spıke Radiomicrophone23:44 6-Feb-17

Hugh Manatee H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 433 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Advertisement for a proposed new meme. +Advocacy. On the site since 2005. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:50 6-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unimprovable (in the bad sense). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:22, February 8, 2017 (UTC)
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Monty Python's Flying Circus H T D Survivor

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 307 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Nothing more than plagiarised Monty Python jokes, no actual comedy of its own.--HolUp (talk) 06:59, February 11, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stolen humor. The troupe in fact has published paper books that do correctly what this article is trying to do. Don't no one re-create this article on a comedy act unless you have a novel take on it to develop. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:44 11-Feb-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I have mixed feelings about this. Some of it is clever, but it's just repeating jokes all over. Let's flush this one out and start again. Python surely needs an article in here, but let's try and be original. I could probably write some more original humor about them - I'm a huge fan of them, and I can't be the only one on Uncyclopedia who likes them. One strategy could be Be serious about silly things - a formal and precise article written with a stiff upper lip, signed by a state offcial in the ministry of silly walks could be an opportunity --WeatherUnderground (talk) 21:00, February 15, 2017 (UTC)
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Phil Selway H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 147 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rather poorly written article about the drummer in Radiohead. Makes absolutely no sense. --WeatherUnderground (talk) 22:42, February 17, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Who He We don't need an article about the drummer in a band we only recently had an article on; "He's bald!" isn't funny, nothing else about the article is funny either. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:47 17-Feb-17
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Trump's Law H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 105 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short article that's changed little since 2005. The equation is way too simple and broad, a better take would be a mathematical formula showing the statistical unlikelihood of bankrupting a casino. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:20, February 19, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Written long before there was a notion that Trump would conduct an actual coherent campaign for President (whereas now there is hope he will do so in 2020), this is a vague anti-wealth rant encoded in techno-babble. "Bankrupting a casino," the notion that Trump might view Washington as a big betting parlor like the ones he has built, is a winning comedy strategy; but we will still no more need a mathematical law about Trump than we will need a variety of radish about Trump. Spıke Radiomicrophone17:33 19-Feb-17
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Short, stubby, in dire need of a rewrite. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:09, February 19, 2017 (UTC)
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RapeShield H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 101 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. In the form of a shouty advertisement, not an encyclopedia article. Relies entirely on Rape Humor. One of two testimonials, now deleted, was in the name of a person with no Wikipedia article, not even the one to which the article pointed. Reported by Irritable of contents via QVFD ("There's no redeeming value") but it must be voted on here. Spıke Radiomicrophone21:32 19-Feb-17
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The humor doesn't work and it's too off-color for my taste --WeatherUnderground (talk) 11:16, February 21, 2017 (UTC)
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