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To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
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  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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Zero Wing H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 3844 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that will never be improved. Abandoned nonsense. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:55, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.. Worthless as proven by the number of editors that have taken a shot. "Engrish" is irritatingly bad. Another gaming article that fails on many levels including failing to say anything about the game. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 20:19, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is horrible. Sir Roger (talk) 04:57, October 27, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • Hmm... on the fence. I think I kind of like it, but I'm not sure. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 20:24 3 July 2018

Skywalker's Law H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 3844 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Half an idea at best but article is stuck. Mercy kill. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:10, July 3, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stalled for too many years, even after some trying. This one really makes no sense. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 07:21, July 31, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Sir Roger (talk) 04:55, October 27, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Why?:Spay and neuter H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2338 hours
Delete (2)
  1. I wrote this in 2014. I deleted it in June because I think it's bad, but I've recently discovered that speedy deletion of articles by author request isn't allowed here (sometimes?). It's also not mentioned in the deletion policy. Anyway, it's bad. I was trying to make a point, and the sarcasm doesn't come across well or succeed in being funny. No one else has ever edited it, so there's no issue of deleting other people's work here if that's a concern. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 04:58 4 September 2018
  2. Good concept, but would take a lot more work I think. Sir Roger (talk) 04:55, October 27, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

I quite like it. A few suitable images and it could be a feature. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:27, September 4, 2018 (UTC)

UnTube:Main Page

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1335 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Delete per this discussion thread--Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:20, October 15, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:11, November 27, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Benoit Mandelbrot H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 823 hours
Delete (4)
  1. I quick deleted this for legal reasons. If anybody puts it back, remove me as an admin because I don't want to get sued. AdminBadge DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 17:40, October 28, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Reasons below, even though this vote is rather post-mortem. Compassrose Queen's Counsel A.L.??? (legal consultations)  21:49, October 28, 2018 (UTC)
  3. On second thought, I don't much care for it and it should probably have stayed gone. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 20:48 29 October 2018
Keep (2)
  1. Keep --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:03, November 15, 2018 (UTC)
  2. It is post-mortem, Alden, it certainly is --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 03:23, November 26, 2018 (UTC)
Comments
  • Well this is an odd nomination. More of a deletion review. I didn't think it was deletion-worthy before this issue came up, but there are aspects of it I definitely don't like and I'm not particularly attached to it. File:Mandlebug.png is nice though. I'm not enough of a legal expert to express an informed opinion. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 20:23 28 October 2018
  • I'm not an attorney-at-law but I play one on the Internet. The American libel side is rather grey. But I did some checking and he was a dual citizen of France and the USA--it's not so grey in France. I posted more on the Serious Legal Problem link above. Compassrose Queen's Counsel A.L.??? (legal consultations)  21:46, October 28, 2018 (UTC)
  • Quit blowing smoke out of your holes, Miley and Alden. First off, anyone can sue you for any reason in the US. How stupid they and you are in court is another matter, if it gets that far. You two have a paranoid and personal agenda only. Couldn't just delete the personally offensive part? No. Certainly couldn't wait for someone else to do it. No. If anything, Miley, you've weakened Uncyclopedia's rights under parody (that FANDOM does not have) by taking it to staff and taking it down unilaterally rather than following an accepted and acceptable procedural chain. You've made the legal side in the US gray, in other words; it was pretty black and white before then. Remember the guy in the March after the French Charlie Hebdo shootings with the sign that translates to "I march, but I do not agree" -- I figure you likely don't agree with that stance if you even understand the point. Rather, you are much like the cops after the French Hypercache attack that arrested black and Muslim Lassana Bathily who went to get help after others were too afraid to escape. They held him for over an hour since black+non-citizen+Muslim = terrorist. None of this "better safe than sorry" crap. Hour and a half? Luckily, the shooter was too stupid to keep looking for victims. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 03:23, November 26, 2018 (UTC)
  • Added tag, reset clock. Should have been done earlier. Oops. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 08:15 6 November 2018
    Can we knock off the personal stuff and avoid argument tangents please? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:08, November 27, 2018 (UTC)

Korean-American Women H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 417 hours
Delete (2)
  1. I totally understand why IPs have been attacking this page. It's not funny unless perhaps you share the author's racist, misogynistic ideas about Korean(-American) women. It also has a {{fix}} tag, which once meant deletion in 30 days, and that has been there since 2012. Long past its due date and never been "fixed". I don't think this topic needs a dedicated article anyway. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 05:47 23 November 2018
  2. It's a crapfest. Remove. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:10, November 27, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • It's racist and misogynistic only if you decide to take it this way. There's far worse elsewhere on Uncyclopedia. It is pretty stupid and low-class at times but as parody, it is not far off the mark on many (but not all) points. I have known gutless spouses that always ditched homemade Korean food, but that would not be made by adoptees as the article intro supposes. The fix tag is only a warning as is Add A Picture, and was for bad syntax which looks to have been fixed (and nobody removed the fix tag). A candidate for surgery, I feel, not deletion, which I will get to within a week.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Nigel Scribbler (talk • contribs)
  • Revised the article. Please vote on the revised version, still marked for deletion. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 10:35, December 4, 2018 (UTC)