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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit an article during a vote to delete it. You can flip your vote if the article improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read why we voted to keep it, the last time.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question, or else the moderator may invalidate the vote. If adding {{VFD}} to an article already under vote, reset the 24-hour clock.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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Taxi (TV series) H T D

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 4365 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Topic is needed, but what little there is here is mostly red links --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 09:20, October 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. DeLEte The joke is it's a fly on the....nevermind. Matt lobster (talk) 21:55, November 1, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. or complete do-over...agree with comment (2). Malseka Planko (talk) 21:55, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. I retract my previous feelings. Delete the page.--HolUp (talk) 21:06, February 28, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. A stub featuring a cast combined with the film Taxi Driver, with a couple of corpse and tiny dick jokes. Content from an earlier version of the article is more about taxis in general and might be worth recycling. Irritable of contents (talk) 17:53, March 2, 2018 (UTC)
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  1. Romartus is a 70s dude isn't he? Maybe he could add more to the article, if he watched the show (which was fairly popular in its day).--HolUp (talk) 09:25, October 22, 2017 (UTC)
  1. This 'Romartus dude' speakin'. Never watched the show but you are right that I am of that age bracket! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:16, November 19, 2017 (UTC)
  1. 3 sentences, no humor and no pictures is worthless and is enough to make visitors leave and not come back. I know the show quite well but this is not worth saving just because the topic happens to exist. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 09:48, October 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. I added pictures, killed redlinks, and readded some content from old revisions of the page (that went more into detail on the casting).--HolUp (talk) 15:49, January 14, 2018 (UTC)
  3. I think the historical parts with Maximus Overchargus of Elysium in the earlier version may be worth having in an article for Taxis in general. My only rewrite idea would be to combined it more with Taxi Driver and 5th Element. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:05, March 2, 2018 (UTC)

Secret, scrotum-kicking Hungarians that come out of nowhere in the dark H T D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 3614 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some nonsense or other. Long on abuse, zero on giggles - none that I can see. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:48, November 22, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Needs to be kicked in the scrotum. Worthless. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 18:15, November 22, 2017 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I think this is just junk and worthless. This is just full of lame inside jokes. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:26, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The idea that wars and assassinations all involve scrotum kicking is a decent enough idea for a one liner, but making it an entire page is just an attempt to ride the coat tails of pirates vs. ninjas and Chuck Norris round house kicking. It's padded out with lists and ad libs scrotum-kicking into Hungarian history, repeating the same joke over and over with no variation. Irritable of contents (talk) Irritable of contents (talk) 06:08, February 20, 2018 (UTC)
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Worst 100 Things to say on a First Date H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 3218 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A rather repetitive and predictable collection of transgender, castration, pedophilia, bestiality and rape, and incest jokes; the more random entries are some of the better. I'm not sure there's enough for 100 much less the current 200, there's about a dozen of them that are actually funny and stand out, while the rest are largely interchangeable and could have been written by ten year olds. It's not beyond saving if someone wants a challenge. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. My eyes kept crossing trying to get through the list. Childish Reddit wars are more entertaining. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 09:06, January 13, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:10, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
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Only contribution of Un-Zohand. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:23, March 1, 2018 (UTC)

The Tweenies H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 2681 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Complete mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:28, December 31, 2017 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Another article proving that Pedobears can't write to save their lives. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 09:14, January 13, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mess... --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:37, February 4, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listy, rapey, and parts repeat the same events. Relies on shock value of names and content. The Tweenies\Fimbles war was a decent paragraph. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, March 4, 2018 (UTC)
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Tide Pod H D

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 1851 hours
Delete (2)
  • NRV. I know it's new, but it's meme driven, and I don't see it improving. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 03:16, February 4, 2018 (UTC)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete.: The ending is the best part, unfortunately it doesn't take 3 hours to read and without the repetitive filler would take less than half an hour. That's a good ending but other than that this is repetitive, meme derived, random and rapey. On further inspection, it is reliant on long winded fake history and fake laws that don't parody anything real to be extra long, with celebrity cameos from the X-Men for two paragraphs and one by Gordon Ramsey that's wasted. It goes off on a lot of tangents as well, Gordon Ramsey beats a fake law on restaurant distribution by squaring the circle of the packaging so that cherubs can get sauce bottle dildo'sin in less than 3 sentences. It lazily replaced poison koolaid drinking at Heavens Gate with tide pods almost interchangeably without looking up anything particular about Tide Pods. What does the good edit of this article look like, how many paragraphs long would it be I don't see anything here worth keeping except an ending. Russian time travel has potential, but this is barely a premise. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, March 4, 2018 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Obviously, I'm voting like this because I'm open to suggestions about how to change it unless it's just a fundamentally lost cause. In short, it's up to everyone else here, this is just my two cents on what I wrote. ~ksnumedia 18:16, February 4 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I am sure this could be improved somehow. Improving it seems more worth it than deleting it. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:28, February 16, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's not bad at all. It does wander around in ideas presented so that the time travel angle keeps getting overwhelmed. Using existing meme pictures is playing lowball; more imagination is needed there. Now, is there somebody willing to work on this rather than expecting someone else to jump in? --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 12:01, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote Keep. Not bad. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 05:31, March 2, 2018 (UTC)
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7-Eleven H T D

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 1710 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Other than COATRACK, it's - in the words of the ICU tagger - just unfunny. Delete and redirect to 7-11. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 23:25, February 9, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Being the ICU tagger, I agree exactly with the above statement. --Starboard Travels (talk) 00:56, February 10, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. A near-stub that goes nowhere. After all those (failed) revision attempts, it deserves deletion. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:41, February 12, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Close down. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:09, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists and butts; a stub that no one will look for that's never going to be gigantic. It has good images though, maybe those could be reused. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:23, March 1, 2018 (UTC)
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Cholo H Archive

Score: 5
Elapsed Time: 1640 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Other than lazy stereotyping, I don’t see the funny here. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 21:42, February 12, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The same old kind of diatribe and nothing more. It's strangely written in something that's not even English. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:25, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. I was hoping the writer would improve it but it started out pants..and remains soiled underwear. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:10, February 19, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The stereotype derived contents make it so the article can be predicted without actually reading it, never a good sign. Irritable of contents (talk) 23:23, March 1, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. Leans more towards offensive than funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:13, April 1, 2018 (UTC)
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Pounding bat sodomy H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 1464 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The rather lazy theme a elementary school child could have come up with is ridiculous names based around expletives, which repeats the phrase luckiest sperm in the USA to give it a layer of sophisticated comedy gold paint, and a song that doesn't even rhyme or have a pattern to the beat. Contains future history, "someone she was not at least as related to as second cousins" fucking and STDs, random celebrity cameos and an ad lib holocaust joke. This sets a rather low bar for quality, as in the monkey bars. Irritable of contents (talk)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article is just very low quality and not very worth wasting time on improving. And it has too many lame humor. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 03:57, February 24, 2018 (UTC)
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Written by David Gerard, now a regular over at Rationalwiki. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:25, March 1, 2018 (UTC)

000000000 H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1299 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Pretty much just useless. Unless someone really wants to type up a bunch of 0's to expand it. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 02:37, February 27, 2018 (UTC)

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Already mercifully deleted. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 21:06, March 28, 2018 (UTC)

Fortnite H D Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1224 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a bare description of a videogame without any kind of humor. Totally useless. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 05:29, March 2, 2018 (UTC)

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Actually this can go through the QVFD process as opaque sloth and clear vanity as fancruft advertising, there's no attempt at humor. As there is no construction tag, adding an ICU one would have triggered a week long count down and review for administrative deletion. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:01, March 4, 2018 (UTC)

Yes, I listed it on QVFD some days ago. BTW, thanks for deletion. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 07:19, March 6, 2018 (UTC)

Jørpeland H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1224 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Childish "humor", gibberish, (sort-of) unintelligible slang in a sort of broken English, crap about Fortnite (author is the same)... All that related to an unknown Norwegian village. Useless. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 05:29, March 2, 2018 (UTC)

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Deleted in QVFD --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:06, April 14, 2018 (UTC)

Radcliffe H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1224 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Two lines of (very very) badly written text. Something could be saved, but it's too little to make an article. It should be improved: in that case I'll change my vote. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 05:44, March 2, 2018 (UTC)

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Deleted in QVFD --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:07, April 14, 2018 (UTC)

Columbine High School massacre H T D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 1139 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. The first half has the decent enough premise it was the fault of gangster rap, school sports, being picked on by goths, being too tolerant and too popular and playing violent video games, but eventually it spirals into time travel, a list of guns and characters named after anachronistic video games. The latter half is a series of increasingly less relavent adaptations in other media. Overall, it's way too random and so much needs rewritten it's questionable whether the first few paragraphs are worth having with no ending. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:10, March 5, 2018 (UTC)

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Polyphosphonate H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 700 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Just a description. No humor. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 00:37, March 24, 2018 (UTC)

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Thankfully deleted --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:09, April 14, 2018 (UTC)

OOF H Archive

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 632 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. IMO is a QVFD case, anyway... Contentless gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 19:45, March 26, 2018 (UTC)

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QVFD agreed with you and it has been deleted. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:10, April 14, 2018 (UTC)

Tram H D Tag article

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 632 hours
Delete (0)

{{delete}} Looks like a sort of abandoned stub. To save it, the article should be really helped, expanded and fixed. In that case, I'll change my vote. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 19:45, March 26, 2018 (UTC)

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Symbol keep vote Keep. As said above, I change my vote. Very well done, sorry for my voting delay. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:12, April 11, 2018 (UTC)

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I have started work on fixing this one. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:01, April 8, 2018 (UTC)

List of animation studios H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 505 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This looks like an abandoned WIP. I would have deleted it on sight or userspaced it, but it has been in this condition since Sept 2017, undiscovered perhaps because it was uncategorized. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 05:04, April 1, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Looks more like an abandoned Wikipedia article. Nearly 6 months gone; looks like surrender. See also Pixar by the same author which I'm sending to Quick VFD --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 21:12, April 8, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per Nigel: sounds like an abandoned Wikipendian article. Redundant. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:13, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
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Blank Page H T D Tag article

Score: -2
Elapsed Time: 361 hours
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Uhm... Historic Uncy's joke, that is IMO valid, even if the difference with nihilism is not so great. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:36, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. I don't think there is a very good reason to delete. I mean, it literally is a blank page.
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Merge with Nihilism. I think it should be. --I Made Another User Name (NON-SENSE !!! )15:15, April 14, 2018 (UTC) 05:09, April 7, 2018 (UTC)

Thomas And the 2 Brothers (2017) H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 256 hours
Delete (2)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. I listed it as QVFD some weeks ago. Btw, IMHO is gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:31, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. Less than 5 minutes of thought went into both the two trailers; the article is a complete waste of time. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:03, April 14, 2018 (UTC)
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Xi Jinping H D Tag article

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 182 hours
Delete (1)

Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by me. But suddenly I don't feel like writing it anymore. --I Made Another User Name (NON-SENSE !!! )15:15, April 14, 2018 (UTC)

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