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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Woof H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 325 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. Spıke ¬ 09:42 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doggone, please. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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That kid at the mall H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 243 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too stupid or me to waste my words on TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? Spıke ¬ 20:03 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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The subject is valid and has a few reasonable lines but doesn't really move along in any direction. Not sure it's that bad but neither is it a feature in waiting either. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:34, July 28, 2014 (UTC)

Bumblefuck H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 204 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. Spıke ¬ 11:07 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. ConCass2 (talk) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Very bad short pants article. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:31, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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Sir Crap Alot H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 201 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. Spıke ¬ 14:24 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lamer than the lamest llama going. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Awful. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:46, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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UnNews:Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 180 hours
Delete (1)
  1. "It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo funny & no stupid I'm going to say Symbol keep vote Keep. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. Spıke ¬ 17:43 25-Jul-14
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Corpse H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 179 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. No humor. Spıke ¬ 12:14 24-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listing and sinking rapidly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is a corpse of an article. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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Movie Star Planet H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 149 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Google retrieves a website called MovieStarPlanet, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. Spıke ¬ 17:39 25-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. ConCass2 (talk) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:42, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Haven't got a clue what this is all about but it's an irredeemable mess. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:44, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
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Philips CD-i H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 79 hours
Delete (2)
  1. This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting Symbol delete vote Delete. on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. ConCass2 (talk) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. “I wonder what's for dinner.”
    ~ King Harkinian on the meaning of life

That & ConCass' comment is enough for me to say Symbol delete vote Delete.. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:33, July 26, 2014 (UTC)

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Comments
  • Author EpicWinner "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. Spıke ¬ 12:45 26-Jul-14
  • Anton199 tagged it with {{VFD}} and reset the clock. Spıke ¬ 15:46 28-Jul-14

Sith Lord H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 31 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article that I created in 2013 that somehow managed to servive this long. Its terrible. Chaoarren Chaohead (talk) 14:02, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. The overview of real and made-up Darths reads like a fanboy review of life on other websites. As for the English: "Your favourite cyborg everyknows who chokes people interogating spies choking people torturing rebel spies and lest us not forget choking people." Spıke ¬ 14:08 30-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. It survives no more. Recycle those electrons! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:30, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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  • Nominator finally applied {{VFD}} so I reset the clock, even though nominator is the only person who needs "notification." I followed the initial template to its other users, including Forum:Picture will noy shrink [sic], where Modusoperandi wrote, "Templates, in general, are you saying that you care about a page, but not enough to put any real thought into it." And Mnbvcxz added, "any template that is a "canned joke" or states obvious useless information sucks. Basically, the same joke told 50 times is no longer funny." Spıke ¬ 17:01 30-Jul-14

William Wallace H D

Score: 1
Elapsed Time: 24 hours
Delete (1)
  • Symbol delete vote Delete. At first glance, it appears to be a well-written article. But if you want an article on William Wallace, this isn't one of them. This has a few references to the Braveheart character, but mostly seems to be some random work of fiction that features references to various celebrities. ConCass2 (talk) 23:06, July 30, 2014 (UTC)
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