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Columbine High School massacre H T D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 2507 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The first half has the decent enough premise it was the fault of gangster rap, school sports, being picked on by goths, being too tolerant and too popular and playing violent video games, but eventually it spirals into time travel, a list of guns and characters named after anachronistic video games. The latter half is a series of increasingly less relavent adaptations in other media. Overall, it's way too random and so much needs rewritten it's questionable whether the first few paragraphs are worth having with no ending. Irritable of contents (talk) 19:10, March 5, 2018 (UTC)
  2. I don't know how you write a funny article about this topic, but this isn't it. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 22:03 11 June 2018
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

  • Often the last version by the original author turns out to be better than the current one, so I went looking. Stanleyfeinbaum contributed less than half of the article. It seems to have mostly been written by IP editors. If you think this version or another earlier version is better, say so. It's a bit short, though. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 22:03 11 June 2018

🔒 Tram H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -1 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 2000 hours
Delete (0)

{{delete}} Looks like a sort of abandoned stub. To save it, the article should be really helped, expanded and fixed. In that case, I'll change my vote. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 19:45, March 26, 2018 (UTC)

Keep (1)

Symbol keep vote Keep. As said above, I change my vote. Very well done, sorry for my voting delay. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:12, April 11, 2018 (UTC)


Thomas And the 2 Brothers (2017) H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 1624 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. I listed it as QVFD some weeks ago. Btw, IMHO is gibberish. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 11:31, April 11, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Less than 5 minutes of thought went into both the two trailers; the article is a complete waste of time. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:03, April 14, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:03, May 13, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. People seem to think this is a good place to post incoherent movie reviews. (Sometimes the movies exist, which doesn't help much.) Snarglefoop (talk) 02:41, June 9, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Looks like an attempt at writing a factual article, and it's not good as such either. Too many capital letters. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 03:29 9 June 2018
Keep (0)

No keep votes.


🔒 Xi Jinping H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -3 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 1550 hours
Delete (0)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Created by me. But suddenly I don't feel like writing it anymore. --I Made Another User Name (NON-SENSE !!! )15:15, April 14, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Per nom, empty page. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 12:16, May 2, 2018 (UTC)
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Got a concept for this topic but it will take a bit of time to flesh out. Stay tuned. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 03:18, May 7, 2018 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. Romartus started expansion, so I change my vote. IMHO a good stub by now. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 03:44, May 19, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote Keep. Well, I thought onbody would take interest. --I Made Another User Name (NON-SENSE !!! )15:15, April 14, 2018 (UTC)

🔒 CSS H D Oldvfd Archive

Score: -2 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 722 hours
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Anon-made micro-micro-stub, need a real expansion or, IMHO, should be deleted. --HDDR reloaded armsNECKEЯ 03:47, May 19, 2018 (UTC)

#Symbol delete vote Delete. There's a better CSS page on Illogicopedia -- could spoon it over if one is wanted here. (Sorry -- the whole concept of stealing articles from Illogico is so weird I couldn't resist saying that...) Snarglefoop (talk) 02:36, June 9, 2018 (UTC)

Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. Correct me if wrong, but if the import is mutated into a spork, it's permitted. Started. --Nigel Scribbler sig2 (talk) 11:29, June 10, 2018 (UTC)
    Well, I did write the original, so technically I can put it wherever I want. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 00:42 11 June 2018
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. It's got a rainbow background which looks very nice. It's also got some reasonably pithy words on it about the joys(?) of CSS. It probably could use some more words if anyone has some to spare. Snarglefoop (talk) 16:28, June 10, 2018 (UTC)
  3. Keep this version. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 00:42 11 June 2018
  • The IP just started it on May 18. Maybe give them a couple days to do something, then if not move it to their user space. ADD: Just noticed the editor was blocked. Miley Spears Discordian American Princess (let's talk) 20:23, May 28, 2018 (UTC)
  • I have replaced the article with mine from Illogicopedia. Please vote on whether you want this one or revert me if that was against procedure (it's been years since I actively worked with VFD). I'm not sure it's up to Uncyclopedia standards, but it's definitely better, I shouldn't think. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 05:54 9 June 2018
  • Kept. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 06:14 18 June 2018