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Rules and procedures:

Before doing anything else, make sure that you are well versed on Uncyclopedia's deletion policy.
1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
2. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
3. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
4. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so may invalidate the vote.
3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
1. Thank you.
2. No, really, thank you very much.
3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a *
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  2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
Do not revert edits of the administrators.
If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

VFD: Where bad articles go to get recycled.

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Make sure that you have read the rules (above) and the deletion policy. Please don't nominate Main Page or Votes for Deletion; that joke has been done so many times we might just beat you with a nailbat before we tear our hair out in frustration. This also applies to Uncyclopedia In jokes.

How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages):

Check Special:DeadendPages, Special:LonelyPages and Special:UncategorizedPages. Often many articles can slip through the cracks of ICU or QVFD and remain on Uncyclopedia for very long periods before someone randomly stumbles upon them. Editors sometimes also keep useful lists on user subpages.

Notes for Administrators:

Remember to delete any unused images from deleted articles and, if nessessary, check what links to the article and remove any backlinks. Make sure to delete any broken redirects created as well.
To avoid confusion, try to remove closed nominations which cause the page to exceed to 20 articles.
If a nomination is kept, please add {{Oldvfd}} to the article's talk page.

To add an article, edit this section, and follow the directions in the comments.

Don't flood VFD full of articles, or at least leave a space between your nominations.

If you increase the number of articles on VFD to over 20, you will be blocked for 1 day, no exceptions. This means do not increase the number of active votes on VFD to over twenty. Inactive votes are shown with either a red link (where they have been deleted), or with the Closed nomination tag to indicate that the article has been kept. You have been warned.

If VFD is full, or if you are an IP or a user of less than 4 days, and you want to report something as potential rubbish for us to vote on in the future, please proceed to the Poopsmith's Lounge. Just remember not to sit on the chairs.

Please remember to check an article's history, in case of recent or long term vandalism, before nominating an article. Also, check the article's talk page and 'What links here' for prior nominations. If the article has been nominated before there will be a link from a VFD archive page.

Extreme Snooker

Keep
Delete	Delete. Not funny, too short. Wild at Heart 21:40, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. That's not really a joke. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:25, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Actually sounds fun. If, you know, I still lived on campus and was drunk with some other guys who still lived on campus. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:14, 10 Feb Delete Well, I really wanted to vote keep, but having just kept Saddamio, I thought I might get lynched. Mr N 00:16, Feb 10
Comments

Sailor Venus

Keep
Delete	Delete. Wow, these Sailor Moon articles kinda suck. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:39, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Everyone loves a sailor (so they say) but I will pass on this one. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:47, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Just bring on Sailor Earth so we can end this. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • [1] • fu </span>g 10:53, Feb. 9, 2010 She's a slut! Cute anime. I beg you, author, make it relate to anything--other than your junior-high fantasies. Spıke ¬ 21:07 9-Feb-10 Delete. Stupid and unfunny. Wild at Heart 21:41, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Sailor Jupiter

Keep
Delete	Delete. More like Sailor Stupider... more like. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:35, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A candidate for the short walk along the plank. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:48, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Say 'hi' to Pluto for me. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • [2] • fu </span>g 10:50, Feb. 9, 2010 Delete. This one is unambiguously stupid, even if it's about something good. Everything but Uranus. Spıke ¬ 21:04 9-Feb-10 Delete. Stupid and unfunny. Wild at Heart 21:41, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Cock pussy tits ass. There, I just wrote a similar article. pillow talk 21:52, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Don't let her sexiness impede you from casting the wise vote. She lives on in Objectivity, Template:North America and 52 other pages. Spıke ¬ 21:34 9-Feb-10

Sailor Sun

Keep
Delete	Delete. An headache inducing, unfunny spew of a read. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:31, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sailor Sun, Sister Moonie? Typical bad fan work derived from a dodgy source to begin with. --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 07:52, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Ugh. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • [3] • fu </span>g 10:51, Feb. 9, 2010 Delete. Stupid and unfunny. Wild at Heart 21:41, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete <insert joke about Sailor Sun going down here> -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:11, 10 Feb
Comments	"If the sun goes down, whole solar system could go down too." Foreigners say the darndest things! The English is horrible, but you know I have a soft spot for horrible English. Abstaining until I figure out what these articles are about, if anything. Spıke ¬ 21:02 9-Feb-10

Yao Ming

Keep
Delete	Delete. Patchy and wibble heavy, even the few older versions I checked were not very good. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:21, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Full of pointless drivel. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • [4] • fu </span>g 10:55, Feb. 9, 2010 Delete. The article about the NBA's mammoth Chinese star is sporadically brilliant ("Like most things that are made in China, Yao breaks easily," a stereotype and an allegory on Yao's career) but most of the time it's just stereotypical, as though the author thought dropping Yao's name a lot would save the article. Section 6, from its encyclopedia clichés to nonsense, is pure fail. Spıke ¬ 21:02 9-Feb-10 Delete. per Spike. Wild at Heart 21:42, February 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:10, 10 Feb
Comments

Kite

Keep	Keep. It's probably as good a start as any. pillow talk 23:10, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I don't think the footnote was a problem. I do think an empty footnotes section looks ugly. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:03, 6 February 2010 Hyperbole deleted the footnote; I just deleted the empty Footnotes section. Spıke ¬ 03:09 6-Feb-10 All right. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:13, 6 February 2010
Delete	Delete.The world's oldest kite related joke in stub form. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:06, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR .D .B . C O W ! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:25, February 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This kite is still in the box.--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 12:39, February 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Either huff the footnote or huff the article. Sarcasm that needs to be labeled is poorly written. Spıke ¬ 23:33 5-Feb-10 Comment! The IP who originally made this is eerily close to this guy, which makes me think there might just be hope for this article. —Pelargonium MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:55, 5 February 2010 (UTC) How close is he to This Guy? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 23:57, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Not even close. That's not an IP, you bugger! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 03:14, 6 February 2010

Saddamio

Keep

Keep What? I think you will find this is actually rather funny. No? OK, well I loaded the page, looked at the picture and laughed. That's good enough for me... Also, it's not written by an idiot, and could be very good IMO. Mr N 00:32, Feb 3
Keep. I've seen worse. Like what I saw between <insert name here>'s mom's legs last night. That was just fucking sick. It looked like the innards of a carved pumpkin on what was once a vagina...like some sort of hysterectomy gone wrong where they just left it all hanging out instead of throwing it away. -- [sire] EMC^[TALK]02:29 Feb 3 2010
Keep Sadamio is the best video game character ever made.he will blow you all up with his missles.jupiterfox 22:07, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Keep. But for heaven's sake, remove that last quote! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:19, 4 February 2010

Delete

... pillow talk 23:53, February 2, 2010 (UTC)
Delete. The very title makes me want to cry. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:02, 3 Feb
Delete. Actually rather funny? No. --UU - natter 11:33, Feb 3
Delete. Intro is childish. For those who plow forward, the very first idea is "huffing kittens." The article has nothing real to say before it descends into listcruft. Spıke ¬ 01:37 4-Feb-10
Delete. Whatever. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR .D .B . C O W ! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 02:02, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete. CrapNav . --RomArtus Imperator(talk) 17:27, February 5, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

ghhvyyhvgbvghyg --Roman Dog Bird 22:07, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
~ Richard Albinger on nothing in particular
—Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 01:19, 4 February 2010
COME ON!!! It's got a reference to "Bin Laden the Hedgehog" Mr N 02:04, Feb 4
You're making my point rather well, I feel. --UU - natter 12:28, Feb 4

Kept This nom has gone on long enough, not enough delete votes to kill it this time... Mr N 22:02, Feb 9

HowTo:Become a Ninja

Keep	Weak Keep Has more to do with how to become a ninja than, say, HowTo:Take Over The World has to has to do with taking over the world. It works in that dopey "Real Ultimate Power" sort of way. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:23, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Keep Per above. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 02:57, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 22:37, 7 February 2010
Delete	Delete. At first I was like "This idea is probably worth having a page on" but then I was like "Oh wait, I don't have Down's syndrome" and finally I was like "If we need a page like this, this certainly isn't it". If somebody wants to do something with this, their userspace would be a good place. Otherwise, just delete this and we can all forget it ever happened. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:18, 30 Jan Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR .D .B . C O W ! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:56, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I notice this comes with a template that links it to a whole raft of articles which are as probably shit-stupid as this one..The horror..the horror...--RomArtus Imperator(talk) 11:16, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete Close but not good enough to keep. Ninjas are such an important subject we need a better HowTo than this, which is kinda an embarrassment. Mr N 00:40, Feb 3 Delete. Count is right: this is Real Ultimate Power. The difference is that that website is funny and this article is a pathetic knockoff. pillow talk 23:22, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete This is so bad. mattlobster. (hello) 14:16, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I think that, thanks to Real Ultimate Power and the like, the idea that ninjas = awesome is sufficiently ingrained in our society so that someone can say that ninjas are awesome without being completely derivative of Real Ultimate Power. This article is certainly among the same lines, but it's not like the jokes are copied. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 19:06, February 5, 2010 (UTC)