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The coveted golden sandwich.

Vote for Sandwiches

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's VFS, or Vote For Sandwiches to give it its full title.

This is the place where each month (or any other arbitrary length of time), Uncyclopedia users choose and vote for their favourite sandwich at any particular moment in time.

The winner shall be proclaimed Sandwich of the Month, and shall have the exclusive honour of being eaten by some, all, or no Uncyclopedia admins. Pictures may or may not be posted at their discretion.


  • Only sandwiches may be nominated.
  • All nominations must be edible by humans.
  • Votes are limited to 1 per household.
  • IPs may only nominate half a sandwich.
  • When nominating a sandwich, you must describe it in as much detail as you feel like.
†: Though "sandwich" could mean anything.
∆: Half sandwiches may be combined to form a full sandwich by two IPs.

Please note: anyone caught disobeying the rules will face either an instant ban, infinite decapitation, or both.

NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against awesome sandwiches, such as - beans on toast

Past Winners

Schnitzel sandwichNigger Dogshit SandwichMénage à TroisDouble Cheeseburger?That sandwich my mom used to make me whenever there was a snow dayChicken ParmesanoKnuckle sandwichTHE GrinderBacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905Bacon SandwichBUTT POOP!!!! SandwichFries with that SandwichBread & Butter SandwichSandvichThe sandwich that a kind black man shared with meZombiebaronTacoMy penis between two pieces of breadA sandwich which is certainly not a songA jesus sandwichMeAn allegorical sandwichSushiWait:What?Toasted Michael Jackson on white breadSand witchSandwich SandwichTomato and cucumber on whole wheat, with only mustard and bean sproutsAdmin sandwichPink TacoFile:Body sandwich.jpgAn open penis sandwich with maple syrupBoobs sandwich

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The DSA510 with a Caeser Salad, hold the tomatoes

Score: 1 shameless self promoter
  1. Symbol for vote Mmm... tasty What? Its just like a... er, subway sandwich, but tastyer! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 19:59, June 10, 2013 (UTC) (I know that doing this is just asking for trouble...)

SPIKE Sandwich with mayonese

Score: 1 eaters
  1. Nom&For - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! When was the last time you had VFS? CUM ON! Let's bring back the tradition! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:32, 6 June, 2013 (UTC)

Shit fuckers sandwich

Score: 2 traditionalist
  1. Symbol for vote For. In the tradition of Fisher Price.                               Puppy's talk page10:14 06 Jun 2013
  2. I like shit sandwhiches that dont have shit in them...but have shit in the title. Yum. --ShabiDOO 14:05, June 6, 2013 (UTC)
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