Are you looking to join a team of enthusiastic and extremely sarcastic individuals? Do you like to feel like you are a valuable part of a "team?" Do you want an employer who considers you his slave?
If you said "I prefer not to answer" to any or all of these questions, you may be qualified to be a sysop at Uncyclopedia!
The process (all dates and times are calculated in UTC, unless someone gets lazy and is a few hours late/early)
The first 10 days of a month (1st - 10th), all users have a vote to see if we need more ops (op votes count double in this vote).†
The next 2 days (48 hours) of a month (11th and the 12th), any users can nominate users for oppage (not yourself you egotistical jerk!), butnot vote. Hold your horses there.
The next 8 days (13th - 20th) support up to three people for oppage (op votes count double in this vote).∆
The following 10 days of a month (21st - 30th), current ops take the users with at least 50% of the leader and vote on who to op. Each op gets two votes apiece (unless there are only two candidates). Stacking these votes is not allowed. In the event of a tie in this round, the candidate with more user votes than the other gets oppage.
The last day of the months with 31 days, current ops play Russian Roulette to see who gets de-opped. (Zombiebaron goes first with 6 bullets)
†: a minimum score of +7 must be attained in order to progress to the next level.
∆: if only one candidate from this round would progress to the next level, that level is canceled and the candidate is opped.
NB: The ops can change these rules at any time for any reason to help the fight against wiki-terrorism